MY OLD STORIES!

[@DiamondBolt]

In _this_ episode of Diamondbolt embarrasses his younger self for others' entertainment...

[@darkstar5081]

Diamondbolt my life is complete now that you have done this.

[@frozarburst6350]

Aaw. Don't feel bad. Everyone has their embarrassing stories, like me. I wrote a My Little Pony fanfiction years ago.

[@onlymatt8706]

Diamondbolt yes lads!

[@onlymatt8706]

No offence but did you kill anyone as a child because every one died, you know good for the kids Oh and will their be any more episodes of rise of the dark spark

[@darkstar5081]

Diamondbolt I could not stop laughing the whole video it was like the funniest thing I've ever seen. Also I'm actually writing a book right now, it's about a post apocalyptic world where zombies have taken over the world.

[@stanletters]

"But it was chaos. It was crazy. It was crazy because of chaos" Trying to get the 2 page count for the essay I see.

[@reverbbb]

Your older stories are still better than the entirety of Energon...

[@phantomemblem3532]

Novablast55 so true

[@obotprime339]

Novablast55 more plot, anyways.

[@ATrueFloater]

True

[@KilosFoxo]

there is only 1 thing that is as bad as energon the emoji movie

[@KilosFoxo]

good thing ttg ight be ending soon

[@dams6829]

Diamond Bolt: "Want to hear my childhood stories?" Obi Wan Kenobi: "You don't want me to hear your childhood stories!" Diamond Bolt: "I don't want you to hear my childhood stories!" Obi Wan Kenobi: "You want to turn off video and rethink your life!" Diamond Bolt: "I want to turn off video and rethink my life!"

[@yezzthepasta_3078]

A prequel meme in a DB video? A surprise to be sure but a welcome one.

[@jermyz.6364]

wth i love it

[@andten100]

oh i don't think so

[@dams6829]

Thanks for this positive feedback guys! :)

[@lukeskywalkerthe2nd773]

Ādams Vizulis Hahaha LOL nice one!!!! :)

[@KeejTV]

The Armodrillo show needs a continuation, the cliffhanger at the end of season 2 left me on the edge of my seat! (Saw those drawn to life shadow creatures, Good to see more than 5 people have played it)

[@jackepicspeederwolfaj2294]

ive seen season 10983789883987483465647389267ufgeyudcjhgete678ij4geigf8. no wonder why the seasons are made every second XD

[@Alzeal07]

Best stories ever : Random guy does random things when suddently *DEAD*

[@its-amemegatron.9521]

Whenever you feel bad about your stories just remember that you made this alone as a kid but an entire group of adults came together to make Energon and Bayformers.

[@vanuvontravia7921]

Sonic, *YOU DEAD MEAT!* Random things you do as a kid are nothing to be embarrassed about. And I have to say, I love every single last one of these! If you have more of these stories I encourage you to make a part 2.

[@DiamondBolt]

Thanks! I have plenty more. I might make another video like this in the future...

[@soundwave8466]

Once upon a time there lived Dimmondbolt. He wacthed Transformers Energon on TV and was so tramatized by the lousy animation, repeating stories, KICKER, and Ironhide going "HUUUAAAAAAHHHHHH" that he became the equivilent of Shinji from Evangelion. The end.

[@tommunism6471]

Blackworld needs to tell the Smurfs to get a grip of themselves

[@dreadnought-ai]

All of your "stories" seem to have death and destruction and cities being attacked, and explicit numbers of how many people died.... XD Oh that last story was amazing, I presume the cinematic universe is on its way?

[@Blaster_Shock]

This Robotic dog thingy 😂

[@jackepicspeederwolfaj2294]

im dying because if it and the growing group of clams XD

[@mousebrewer9341]

your pfp(PFFT) XD LAOS IM JUST AT 11:08 XD

[@kylebooface6359]

“ the armodrillo show” I WOULD KILL TO SEE A SHOW LIKE THAT (thank you bolt for ❤️ing my comment)

[@kingmunzz2316]

Geez young Diamond Bolt was seriously messed up

[@davidpap5369]

Now I know where your genius humor and scrip writing skills come from. Great video, really entertaining and hilarious!

[@Ejackulation]

I want 5 years old Diamondbolt to make more comics

[@MysticMimikyu355]

DO I HEAR BLITZWING'S THEME FROM DEVASTATION?

[@MrRe-pg7fj]

SoundwaveScizor maybe

[@belakor931]

SoundwaveScizor and menasors theme Is in there as well

[@belakor931]

Spartan X47 you can hear it in his review of rotf

[@belakor931]

Spartan X47 no problem

[@whositsnamewhatsitsname3269]

WonderCreek, I think Im having ptsd........

[@lukeskywalkerthe2nd773]

Awesome video DB your old story's are absolutely hilarious! I'm an aspireing writer myself, and I'm currently writing a 1st Draft of a Batman story called "Batman: Past's Collide" (do you think its a good name?). I read your fanfiction and its really good too IMO, and its definitely a huge step up from your old child stories lol. Anyway I absolutely love this video can't wait for the next one!!!!!! :)

[@papashawnu4996]

Pasts Collide is a little to cliche for me personally

[@lukeskywalkerthe2nd773]

AshuraOfTheIlluminatiCult ? Yeah i agree I might change the name in the 2nd Draft of my story tbh thanks for the suggestion :)

[@collinhlinak1162]

Based solely on the title of your story, I think I have a decent idea of what it's about, but just to be on the safe side, why don't you share a few more details about the plot? Also, what do you think of calling your story "Batman: Ghosts from Knight's Past"?

[@lukeskywalkerthe2nd773]

Collin Hlinak I love that title and about the plot it starts when Bruce goes on a seemingly normal patrol around Gotham and after a little while it seems to be no thugs or anything criminal related at all across Gotham even the Slums the most poorest and most ripe with Criminal activity was earle quiet in activity Batman was suspecting something was up but before he could investigate someone knocked him out and captured him it was (spoilers lol) Thomas Elliot Bruce Wayne's old childhood friend who wants revenge on Wayne for what he seemingly did to him years earlier (yeah I'm not that good at plot twists yet lol) what do ya think? :)

[@gamersinacontainer]

Luke Skywalker the 2nd that's pretty good.

[@ninjadanny628]

I’m eating dinner, who is texting me. *Looks at screen “Senpai, Must Watch”

[@jermyz.6364]

must watch..... must watch..... must watch..... must watch..... must watch..... must watch..... must watch..... must watch..... “don’t fall asleep...” -Yoda (seagulls stop it now)

[@darkstar5081]

Ninja Danny hey he's my senpai too! I guess we both love him

[@WriterisCooper]

That's adorable, I like armidrillo too, your awesome by the way

[@HexadecimalMantis]

How does one become a good boy of courage?

[@gerryandersonisbest]

This is the hardest I've ever laughed at one of your videos! Thank you! Thank you so much!

[@DiamondBolt]

You're most welcome! :D

[@gamersinacontainer]

Marco's a brat! Who could ever be bored of Ben 10!? Unless it's the reboot

[@etallikesmetal9826]

I agree

[@jackepicspeederwolfaj2294]

i actually like the reboot tho

[@markmkizrahel2364]

@@jackepicspeederwolfaj2294 no you

[@jackepicspeederwolfaj2294]

@@markmkizrahel2364 i havent seen the original tho :/

[@markmkizrahel2364]

@@jackepicspeederwolfaj2294 well watch it cuz idk to know what's hes saying

[@crowthorn23]

When i was young, i made a thing that was loosly based in the transformers universe ( BAYFORMERS ) that used MANY Hero factory MOCs and most of my toys. I remember some of it. If i recall, the 2nd main villan was called onslaught and could infect the MOCS and the transformers and it worked like a hivemind, i had 6 relics, the incdicentry inferno ( catchy name ) the soul mace, the Electic surge ( a varient of the incdicentry inferno ) The dividing blade ( i think it was supposed to be similar to the starsaber from TF prime ) The shield and i believe a drone that could alter its apperence ( similar to transformium ). If i remember, the story was there, but the main character was a mary sue. What ever was thrown at him, the fallen, onslaught,i even put unicron in there, the guy could kill. I think towards now, i still do that story thing sometimes, but i do try to add a co-hearent story to it. It normally fails but who do i care? EDIT: The last thing i do recall was that a distant moon ( which was unicron, for some reason ) and it worked similar to independace day, as in it landed on earth, latched onto the planet with 3 "legs", and drilled into the earth's core so it could destroy the planet. The main characters, comprising of scorch, an australian flame...person, templar, someone who served as an iacon knight ( i kinda predicted the last knight 'ish' ) and deadlock, the main dude, had to fight towards the core before unicron destroyed earth. Stupid idea, but it was fun to do when i was young.

[@ltb1345]

Hero Factory Generation 2 confirmed.

[@crowthorn23]

I predicting it

[@mjw-hk8jf]

FracturedSoul 23 that’s actually a decent concept for a story

[@crowthorn23]

Scottish Nemesis Thanks! I think i've got a couple more stored away

[@mjw-hk8jf]

FracturedSoul 23 keep them going I think

[@darkstar5081]

Childhood stories from DiamondBolt?! My life is complete

[@jermyz.6364]

-mines is too- ok...

[@darkstar5081]

TheEqualDoge, I'm guessing you like DiamondBolt as much as I do then

[@Missingno700]

Rip 68 people

[@endersage3514]

poke maniac and Sam, Marco, 100 or more people,

[@xkokopuffs1380]

oMG BABY DIAMOND BOLT I COULD CRY

[@juliessevargas1278]

The ending to some of your stories reminded me of the drawings I did when I was younger, they were very dark and violent

[@Just-A-Gamer1524]

I absolutely love your old stories :D they are hilarious, but "robotic dog thingy" killed me XD Poor Ravage lol and "What the hell is a 'Super Zapper' "

[@tavenhathaway67]

You should publish a autobiography, "My Life: really really really really sad early years". This would al be chapter one. 😂😂😂. Jk, love this channel

[@jsb8261]

This is absolutely one of Diamond Bolt's funniest videos. Well done.

[@jaysimpson3920]

Cherished forever TF Prime!

[@Saibot_the_Noob]

Bedtime stories with Diamondbolt...... ......Is it Halloween already?

[@dunkingtruth]

"Robotic dog thingy" Soundwave would not be proud, Diamond.

[@bluescreen828]

I honestly think that young Diamond Bolt would’ve been amazing as a writer for the Transformers movies since he loves death and actually knows something about Transformers. (Also it would’ve been hilarious)

[@dumbwalrus1943]

Your stories are awesome Diamondbolt senpai!

[@JPJ1608]

*Sees Title* Me: What has Bolt done now?

[@maddiepanaiia6614]

That shirt is goals honestly, I’m already heading to the store to buy it. Keep rocking you my dude.

[@clumsy5554]

10/10 better storys then Stephen King

[@chobrowny]

I Love this 1 minute in and I'm cracking up. The pictures really bring it all together. A Masterpiece :) You are awesome.

[@shutupyouclod5024]

Were they written on MP-10s? Because they were *masterpieces* Kill me Also, no excuses, I was like 7 when ROTF came out and I knew it was Ravage

[@theskepticalchristian5181]

The official transformers Instagram account called ravage a “dog thing.” I wish I was joking.

[@shutupyouclod5024]

The Skeptical Christian Just shows the amount of effort put into the movies.

[@theskepticalchristian5181]

+Mash-Up Sadly, it was G1 Ravage they called a dog-thing.

[@bluescreen828]

The pictures used to demonstrate this just slaughtered me it’s just amazing

[@stairbanastor2765]

Well, I'll admit one thing. I lost the Rock Monster's heads from my LEGO Rock Miners, or whatever it was called, sets, then I pretended they were Super Sonic and Dark Sonic. Fighting. i was never a very social child

[@eternalreality3260]

‘The clam growled.’ needs to be someone’s yearbook quote.

[@samanthawhite8892]

OH MY GOD EVERYONE GET READY DIAMONDBOLT HAS AN ORIGINAL IDEA!!!!

[@Vextus]

fidget spinner master The end is coming

[@deadlock4_844]

For q/a 1. Will you ever do another tf commercial? (The first two are some of my favorite KZbin videos of all time) 2. What is life normally like for you? 3. Are you thinking about doing tf shows for cherished forever? (Ex: prime or animated) I am 13 and have been collecting for over 2 years now. Your humor and wit helped me to see the tf franchise in a new light. Keep up the good work bolt!!! PS- I am the guy who found the shrapnel/skrapnel fanfic for devastation.

[@hydraloonie3840]

Bring the back the Armildilo show!

[@salt6186]

I have nothing to say. This is beautiful.

[@titanslayer6454]

Oh my god Diamondbolt looks so young

[@dylanriesebos1492]

You are not alone in the obsession with death in stories. When I was younger, I was writing stories about a headless Mexican that lived in an aircraft carrier in the Bermuda Triangle, and was the cause of the boats and planes lost there.

[@javanedwards8419]

Forget about stevan king this, this is horror

[@ultramm9509]

Your editing just made it 10 times better

[@JurassicPark-qn2vl]

Love your channel and videos 😆😆😆😆

[@Ctn_VibeLord]

YEAAAAA MORE AMAZING STORIES BY AMAZING CHARACTERS (great editing btw)

[@Red-Rebel]

Apparently, DB was very homicidal when he was a kid.

[@Mt00s]

THESE STORIES ARE A *MASTERPIECE*

[@thegreatsavagedanklord6665]

The Trex has gotta be the strongest anime character of all time and can beat goku in a fight.

[@lawrencehortizuela4978]

How about your profile pic character at 100% power?

[@chaosenforcerdhm969]

♾

[@megansutton9699]

Seriously, those stories snd drawings were great! You shouldn’t feel embarrassed. 😊 I thought “UFO Attack” story and “Portal to Portal” stories were pretty wholesome 😂

[@kingmunzz2316]

When I was a kid I accidentally barfed on the teachers hand

[@RYAN_4_]

Spooderman Proud of yourself?

[@liammitsuomi1399]

When I was a baby , I peed all over ,my aunt....... multiple times :)

[@dunkingtruth]

WHEN I WAS 12 I PEED ON MY DOG RIGHT ON HIS LITTLE DOG FACE

[@marioobsessed03]

I remember writing a series of Horrid Henry books as a kid, and I’ve actually found some of them. They were filled will grammar errors and silly plot points. It’s nice to look back on the past, laugh and see how we’ve improved over time.

[@good7bad13]

Oh good Unicron...NOT AGAIN!

[@wonderingnymph142]

13:30 sums up this video perfectly: it's a 13:30! Great job on making my day better again Bolt! I always thoroughly enjoy watching. And only be disappointed in your younger selves writing if he went through with any too weird of shipping's. 😋

[@WarriorWildhead1337]

Portal to Portal: Remastered WHEN

[@nadillasakinah950]

Aww, this is too cute! You're too adorable!

[@MothLordDip]

11:52 *"Can this little boy come too." (Lenny face)*

[@baddudeonthescreen9346]

I can't wait for the definitive edition of these novels to be released.

[@nekrosumbra2174]

young DB sounds like a serial killer kind of scary dont kill me senpai

[@spudzhan2807]

THIS IS HILARIOUS! most entertaining vid I’ve seen in a long time. (Also relieved to hear that I wasn’t the only child who listed Mario and Sonic characters for fun)

[@citizensupreme4705]

My gosh I always laugh while watching your vids😂👍

[@ToaSchwiftyMan]

Simon is officially my new favorite character

[@beckycarr1474]

#bringbackarmourdrilloshow

[@28stabwounds91]

Aww Diamondbolt, even when you were 5 your content was still hilarious.

[@sethleoric2598]

There is more people in a town thqn a city in your story

[@ummguy5548]

These are actually the best stories ever.

[@arry7246]

The grammar in some of the "storys" reminds me of the does Bruno Mars is gay article.

[@madkaiser4887]

Your Childhood Stories, New Generation Transformers Comics, and Fanfiction are just 👌 10/10

[@theszorm2653]

I N E E D M O R E O F T H I S

[@kira-dk2mx]

Reminds me of when I was writing my Transformers Titan story. I couldn't even think of how to start the story off and kept deleting the first five chapters and revising them. It took me so long to get a rhythm going.

[@pickleodessey8452]

I made 28 original comics back in 4th grade I don’t wanna get into that rn

[@auntynoxee897]

The second story in this video literally just described my childhood nightmares.

[@thetommytrontommyrose6497]

"Simon was very scared now. He didn't know where the *BEEP* he was." XD

[@robobird3383]

"There was a town named Maku." WHERE'S MY BIONICLE REFERENCE!?

[@MsEdward4eva]

The endings were better then most stories we read in class

[@Spartan-ic3zj]

“Robotic dog thingy” diamond bolt-2009

[@MrGojira95]

SONIC, YOU DEAD MEAT!!!!

[@chipophqofficial7180]

WE NEED MORE OF YOUR OLD STORIES!

[@jbeksubk8350]

“Funky town” *intense clapping*

[@dewi4944]

This is the best thing in the world. Period.

[@nopenopington2880]

THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL. Ten outta ten will read my child these before reading "Go The Fuck to Sleep" to him/her.

[@nopenopington2880]

Also I think I might be older than you.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

I feel like the entire story behind Black World vs Blue World was inspired by the use of black and blue ink, perhaps having a preference to the use of black ink I’m probably overthinking this poorly aged comic but whatever, I don’t have anything better to do

[@codeofcomics8238]

*Best Selling Author*

[@strikeflyer]

I have similar thoughts to my old comics back in 2011, basically what I did was draw an entire episode of adventure time (poorly done drawing at that) and I added a "OC" (I put it in quotes because I am disappointed at this thing I have created) that was essentially a clone trooper from star wars that is apparently friends with finn and jake, I kid you not. When 2012 came along I stopped doing them because I started middle school and I looked back on drawings and thought of them as a waste of time. Even 5 years later I still have most of the comics intact

[@bifocalprime]

Once upon a time there was a Random Comment. He got the dimond bolt heart. Jk 🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚

[@jackepicspeederwolfaj2294]

that JK is fake!

[@joannetull9382]

These are masterpieces

[@michelle_obarna4468]

The armadrillo show!!!!

[@papashawnu4996]

When I was younger, I made a comic and it was basically carnage multiplied and took over Manhattan, but Spider-Man was injured in a prior battle so a new kid named Sean Gordon had to take control of venom and stop carnage

[@a.a.m.l.3041]

"Robotic dog thingy" dislike from ravage

[@lumibrightflorence863]

And rush from megaman

[@ZacharyDietze]

10:37 Never have I been so spooped until that point.

[@denisecanup9693]

"Jamesy hated everything!" I didn't know my name was Jamesy, nice funny yet cringe worthy video DB! 👌🏻😂 god fricking damnit DB why are you so funny?! 😂😂😂

[@myluxieday]

Bolt, why did you upload this while I was working? Now I have to wait a whole HOUR to watch this! Sorry I just had a bad day. Edit: This video made me laugh a lot.