My petty husband chose to steal the eggs, but he didn't know I had roast chicken.

[@Annf1o-n6p]

He's just like the others. He only thinks about himself and doesn't begrudge others anything. Yuck, it's disgusting that there are men like that. What do I say? Thank you, I feel sick.

[@NancyRoach-m8f]

Is this the only time he gets to eat?

[@MaryDoolan-k3h]

Well done so funny ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂