My Pillow Dub

[@clarkkent999]

0:57 *_- ".. my jaw does kinda hurt"_* *_- "Yeah, I'm sure there's other reasons for that"_*

[@unsound7777]

I read this as soon as it came out on the dub Lmao

[@DizKord1600]

***** Incoming: Sarcastic comments thanking you for posting a direct quote from the video.

[@pennyprince]

*Damn, nice quote! I completely missed that while watching the video! Hey, do you think you could actually quote the entire script of the video for me? I'm actually deaf in both ears and there aren't any subtitles, so this would really help me out! Make sure to put it in bold print again, just for that enhanced visual effect (I'm also partially blind). Thank you!*

[@DizKord1600]

***** Ayeeee there it is.

[@pennyprince]

***** Actually if you could quote it in braille that would be lovely

[@BabiDrama]

" you took the words right out my fucking face "

[@0111ulquiorra]

+dajae carter i laughed too hard at that...

[@staceex0]

I died at that part

[@variancewithin]

+Stacy Cruz rwep in pis

[@staceex0]

***** thns

[@frank7117]

I died at that point looooooool

[@BallroomSpartans]

Considering how relevant this guy is again, it looks like this dub deserves another sequel

[@sirdorkster]

Part 2 came out in 2018: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pWTKl4lnbNyWgpo We definitely need Part 3!

[@BallroomSpartans]

@@sirdorkster oh I know. That's why I said "another" sequel :)

[@ellisd3165]

it really sucks because the pillows are great, but after his bullshit the past few months, I'd rather sleep on a brick

[@eddiek2920]

@@ellisd3165 obviously you live in a fantasy world where the truth is the enemy. Enjoy your self imposed slavery.

[@vespadano1979]

Wouldn't exactly say "relevant."

[@Insane3OB]

You need to pull yourself together because you need to start selling pillows. -God

[@joshuaefaw3020]

I thought the emperor knew grammar

[@technoweb2873]

Amen

[@DarkManSonian]

I think im at that level in my life

[@Insane3OB]

@@joshuaefaw3020 I know of no such person.

[@dr.bright6272]

For The Emperor!

[@froddobaggins]

"Donald Dadler Professional Dad" Holy fuck.

[@loisgriffin190]

+dad 😂😂😂

[@shine-bg2fk]

I skipped an ad, to watch an ad.

[@beyond8964]

+fairy floss funny

[@RandomDancingPonies]

+PixelToast Dislikes Many Things I watch ur videos a lot lmao

[@antoinechaput4221]

me too, but this was the best add ever created!!!!!

[@nicholasgarrett9696]

i just use adblock so i dont even wait for the skip ad button ;)

[@alec7978]

I couldn't skip mine ;(

[@Gemini_89]

"You took the words right out of my f*cking face" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This needs to be a shirt!!

[@kanethompson708]

😅

[@b0rder.-991]

My favorite part

[@kanethompson708]

😅

[@borbleborb4586]

Without the asterisk, of course

[@averagegamer965]

1:35

[@Wolfe420]

"La la la I need a lot of therapy." Dead 😂😂

[@joshuabathke8557]

I hear voices inside my head, and more often then not, they say that my mouth looks like a butthole with two butts on the side

[@fnafspaghetti3883]

@@joshuabathke8557 wtf😂😂

[@BiG-JuPO1O1]

@@joshuabathke8557 lmao

[@Nomad-yn7pv]

gay af

[@trap_ghostz15yearsago49]

Southern Fried Funky Monk how

[@BobbieBees]

"Yeah, now that you mention it, my jaw does kinda hurt"...... "Yeah, I'm sure there's other reasons for that".

[@tostie3110]

That line was my favourite!

[@eugene8021]

you took the words right out of my fucking face.

[@bobblehead7002]

And the few seconds of silence that followed made it 500x funnier

[@evancogdill4676]

i was drinking my tea and nearly choked on it from laughing when i heard that

[@kingjamesthegreat.4235]

that was my favorite part I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@muffinland8660]

"Doing drugs can make ya feel WONDERFUL. But it ain't right." I lost it.

[@emartinez2740]

And his name is Henry Hotspoon

[@cleocatra9324]

@@emartinez2740 me and my son always say “I got myself a pilla” at random times it seems appropriate

[@macrussell78]

2:29 The kid legit looks scared making this funnier.

[@shreklonpiss77]

Yup

[@letsplaynay9936]

😂😂😂

[@Nomad-yn7pv]

don't say legit. That's not a word and it makes you appear stupid.

[@ericmartin2340]

Bruh look at your profile pic and username, hell your one to talk

[@itsisntnotgreg6917]

@@Nomad-yn7pv bro you're subbed to nikacado avocado you can't talk

[@calumsanderson6741]

ngl I buy the whole "dinosaurs had feathers, why use old technology" thing

[@Dev-gz4zh]

"You took the words right outta' my fuckin' face." I'm done. That was it.

[@papapenguin8985]

Same

[@jejoisland9182]

yep. -_-

[@HealthySkepticism1775]

I will be using this

[@mariamharoun5348]

Jejoisland

[@Itsleeuhhhhh]

Dev P. SAME AND AS I WAS LAUGHING I GO "please someone quote this in the comments" I'm still laughing.

[@valiilii4780]

"Please somebody help, adopt me." 😂😂😂

[@tylerbyrd4936]

Lmao

[@BiG-JuPO1O1]

Lmao

[@Forenzikproductions]

*LA-LA-LA I NEED A LOT OF THERAPYYyyy....*

[@andrewoconnor2981]

Pillow physicist: a title I need on my resume Special skills: sufferer of poopmares

[@ashleydurden7179]

lol

[@Sammyyaam]

"Yeah I'm sure there's other reasons for that."

[@zodiacmagic-xd8cw]

I died lmao

[@awesomesabrina138]

I'm deceased

[@StormyTideSage]

LMAO dying laughing at that one

[@CyberFenix000]

my comment!

[@Cappello101]

Shit had me dying yoo 😂😂😂😂

[@DonderNashawk]

"Every night I have a dream where I poop my pants, I wake up, sure enough I'm covered in poop"

[@tacodecarne23]

hahaha

[@diecharleyschote6336]

maybe its your mother

[@jillrose8265]

+Die Charleyschote hold this L for a sec

[@juniorcruz3922]

You took the words right out of my fucking face

[@collin_nuccio]

It was probably just Frank. He did it while Artemis was wrapping up.

[@MrKGatl]

The “windpipe” lines get me every time.

[@SlapChop1000]

"Nothing beats the threat of smothering her little face with My Pillow"

[@ashleydurden7179]

I'll see you in court!

[@xDinomanx]

*FBI OPEN UP!*

[@rubmasack]

2:50 la la laaaaaa

[@FirstnameLastname-nx1oh]

Lou Sputthole the conversation looked accurate too

[@CaligulaInvictus]

Lou Sputthole I missed that the first time LOL

[@wollypeople55]

This guy makes my day

[@voidlux88]

Lou Sputthole FLAYVOUR TOWN

[@ultimateclassic4092]

Lou Sputthole Sophie Schizoid.

[@IAmDaDumb1]

2:37 that girl is legitimately terrified

[@BlargGargle]

IAmDaDumb1 I love the concerned eye movements as soon as the guy says "smother her little face"

[@tidepods7225]

ManifoldCuriosity fuck fuckity fucko fucker fuckige

[@Weinmaste]

"Now this is your windpipe right? Ones goin to your mouth the others your butt" lol friggin laughing hard, my eyes are watering haha

[@kermiteltadpole3790]

Same XD XD

[@freddohobbiescrafts8036]

me too.. cant stop it..

[@johnathanrebeck3527]

"La La La I need a lot of therapy!" LMFAO I ruptured my gut laughing XD

[@w.lester255]

Same 😂

[@marx5978]

Ever since I got a pilla, I stopped smokin dope!

[@T-Rex-nm1se]

and now look at me i'm sober! it's changed my life

[@ashleydurden7179]

What kind of dope?

[@makeupbydoubledeez]

I died🤣🤣🤣

[@nknighton70]

Doin drugs will make ya feel wonderful, but it ain't right!

[@js5791]

Marx that’s the best synced party of this whole video

[@RoachEggs]

"Yeah now that you mentioned it, my jaw does kinda hurt." "Yeah I'm sure there's other reasons for that." LMAO

[@kingthrash9277]

Lol

[@KhaoticKyler]

Maximus 😂💀

[@corn9692]

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

[@akshaynanthur]

Ahahahaa

[@leaaugusta9924]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Me too lmfao

[@MrMegaManFan]

This video happened 5-6 years too soon, but it's SO GOOD now.

[@canderia]

He's actually more sane in this than reality.

[@arcadeguy781]

Can confirm

[@dvda9725]

No.

[@burningmisery]

@@dvda9725 Yes.

[@dvda9725]

@@burningmisery Objectively no.

[@burningmisery]

@@dvda9725 Mike Pillow is a junkie with an inferiority complex. He's an attention vvhore with brain damage. "I'm filing a class action lawsuit against all machines." Is he John Connor fighting Dominion/Skynet? 🤣🤣🤣 Dude's a freaking mental case if I've ever seen one.

[@AstraVex]

I like how the "Penisey Guy" didnt add anything to promoting the pillow, but was the funniest part! xD

[@41Brother2]

Neither did butt mouth lady or the poop guy

[@thedude8526]

He has a very prestigious degree in "Dongology".

[@pablol2644]

Penisey Guy, Butt Mouth lady, or the poop guy? Wow, ya'll took the words right out of my f*ckin' face.

[@dspurlock82]

I died 😂😂😂

[@meesterSmeeth4182]

I read your comment before that came up. Made it even funnier anticipating it.

[@Dutchyman]

1:35 "Right, ya. Boy, you took the words right out of my f**king face." I couldn't watch the video anymore. Unable to stop laughing. xD

[@trevorrodrigues41]

Omggg same here bro that shit was soooo funny

[@CageyTroller]

You can say fucking lmao you won't get in trouble

[@libertybibbity9608]

Cagey Troller someone might report him and no one wants to get reported

[@jdm6413]

i watched this years ago came back and died on the same part, that shit gets me every time

[@TKLFG]

"I've done everything from timeouts to pulling out chunks of her hair but I mean nothing beats the threat of smothering her little face using my pillow." I'm so horrible for laughing at that bit for so long... and so hard XD

[@skissors]

Please...somebody help...adopt me...

[@JamesBrossart]

Agreed. Best part is that guy is my uncle :)

[@RandolphTheWhite1]

1:00 - "yeah, I'm sure there's other reasons for that" LOL

[@LABEAST]

Good to see you still at it. I remember watching your videos back in the good old KZbin days of 2010

[@skaweirromeda6787]

Holy shit! You're the man himself!

[@jlb4470]

You look sort of like the dude who plays superman to me.

[@changgames4637]

Lol you guys should watch his livestreams, lots o fun

[@tychodancer]

The beast is here! We must bow before this honorable one for he has shown us strength in the face of hardship. For real though, man, I love ya.

[@unheavenlyfather5463]

skippy62able shut the fuck up skippy, I remember when you were fun to watch.

[@mwarrensims]

nailed the voice.

[@Modernww2fare]

It's true lol he sounds just like that in the real commercial

[@aaronmarks9366]

I'm not convinced this isn't actually Mike doing a cameo for Jaboody Dubs

[@Sammyyaam]

I had to relook this up because the real commercial just came on TV and I was surprised how much he nailed this guys voice

[@dr.smurpf6979]

Who's here watching this after hearing My Pillow's Twitter account was banned?

[@bunkyman8097]

Yep!

[@dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502]

Nobody GAF about Twitter. 🤡

[@treeman-ui6ic]

Big deal , he is still selling his pillows , to the haters Go fuk u self

[@starwindamada5313]

@@treeman-ui6ic Fuck off Biden trash. Your kind is destroying democracy.

[@starwindamada5313]

@Dan Weaver Cope with what? Your guy is a disaster and Trump will be back. How ironic that the morons who whined for four years are suddenly now telling me to cope. You shitheads quickly flip flop.

[@nickbrown7044]

I like his philosophy on why feather pillows are obsolete 😅

[@TheGalCantHelpIt]

Every old woman dubbed sounds just like Margaret. I can't even look at an actual old woman any more without imagining her melodic voice calling out for Daniel. And pillows.

[@AfferbeckBeats]

TheGalCantHelpIt Some say Margaret is still looking for Daniel to this very day

[@Hysteria.]

Mike Snoozer a.k.a stone cold

[@gothmelk]

I need to find Daniel asap

[@TheGalCantHelpIt]

Margaret Lincoln God speed, Margaret. He's been missing for about two years, but I have faith that one day you shall reunite with him to give him that birthday sweater.

[@cow4863]

margeret, daniel?

[@MjmanDK]

So there was literally nothing shown about the product hahaha

[@CounterNerd]

MjmanDK Yeah, they pretty much went "Fuck these pillows here, ours is much better."

[@Madway]

At least they had reasons for dissing all the other pillows. Like that dinosaur research.

[@MjmanDK]

Yeah.. Fuck dinosaurs and their feathers. Extinct cunts!

[@dooplon5083]

MjmanDK Plus, we got all this modern technology nowadays so

[@momo-chanthegerbil6205]

_Boy you took the words right out of my f*%kin' face_ I cannot express how hard my parents and I laugh at that line.

[@momo-chanthegerbil6205]

1:35

[@Forenzikproductions]

3:15 Jesus tap dancing Christ xD LMAO

[@rev.dr.yvonneray2035]

Jesus is our Saviour - not a swear word.

[@greavery]

i agree

[@Forenzikproductions]

Jesus is a lil bish I would KO him with a left hook brother

[@partypoison3167]

'I can fart and there's no blockage'

[@bigshow196]

and the same door is also open for entry XD

[@d-dizzy2654]

Party Poison i

[@mike2652]

And ya can get really drunk, pass out, and not choke on your own barf and die!

[@malikzayn1561]

"Somebody, help me .." Deaaaaaaad!

[@Jack-fn7by]

"Adopt me, pleeeease!"

[@CrayfishYAY]

Just like that kid is by now.

[@jesuscolon1497]

"My mouth looks like butthole with two butts on the side!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂🙈😂😂😂😂😂 That was epic, had me dying!!!

[@jasonm456]

This video aged beautifully. So beautifully.

[@jasonm456]

@Stix N' Stones This is the guy making a total fool out of himself pushing election conspiracies

[@jasonm456]

@Stix N' Stones still waiting for actual evidence of widespread fraud…….

[@SkitsoXXS]

"please somebody help! adopt me!" im dead

[@Elegant_Owl]

So is she.

[@eliasshaffer7613]

Skitso 🤣

[@willtrojan8854]

@@Elegant_Owl 💀 bro

[@newfoundrooski]

La la la, I need a lot of therapy...

[@psycore600]

No, you need a butthole with 2 extra butts on the sides!

[@newfoundrooski]

+psychoscorpio you're right, I do.

[@alqliang]

omg

[@newfoundrooski]

+Aynsleyyyyy Sophie Schizoid

[@newfoundrooski]

Marcy Buglar Thanks!

[@thomjanning7172]

Who knew that Jaboody would so accurately capture in 2015 how Lindell acts and speaks in 2023.

[@Blkbrz213]

“Lalala I need a lot of therapy” lmao 😂

[@IlseBelievesInPink]

"A lot of people tell me I look kind of penisy, ya know?" PFFFFTTT XDD

[@khalilahali2357]

priceless indeed

[@revvilo]

I'm DYING!

[@LaserBonesaw]

+Ilse Cortés "Because I have a little....Neck, and a big red head, y'know?"

[@johnmalory26]

+Galactus,Consumer of Pie A lot of women tell me it actually turns them on.

[@melanieolivarez4533]

I shouldn't have been laughing, but that part made me laugh the most

[@nuclearpeacex]

I don't know why everyone is saying this isn't as funny as the rest. I think this is one of their best dubs yet.

[@AmericanGurlz100]

Same

[@nortan27]

no no you fuckface, go watch sticky buddy or chicken n waffles. Your welcome.

[@nortan27]

nuclearpeacex Well you are entitled to your own opinion. This is true. Although I must say...it means absolutely dogshit if this is your favorite. I bet you think killing puppies is hilarious too you noob buttfuck.

[@nuclearpeacex]

+nortan27 Do you want to point out where I said this is my favorite video? I can't find that anywhere. "noob buttfuck"? Are you in 5th grade?

[@nortan27]

nuclearpeacex same difference dickbag. This video was shit and you categorized it as "one of their best" so my statement about your opinion still stands. And what 5th grader talks like that you weirdo.

[@caden0622]

It’s 2021 and this aged like a fine wine.

[@GodEqualstheSquaRootof-1]

Mike is the only person I have ever heard of that got cut off by his crack dealer.

[@skeletontoes477]

That is such a bullshit story. The idea that this dealer had the sway to make every other dealer cut him off too, laughable.

[@xeddie7951]

you took the words right out of my fuckin face

[@scottashby880]

xEddie thats the part that had me rollin

[@boyzo93]

xEddie 😭😭😂😂

[@del2479]

i read that the same time he said it. miracles do happen

[@AceyCamui]

damn i just commented this xD

[@syn4903]

I know I just watched that part. I ducking died

[@swervo5416]

Woman: "Know that you mentioned it my jaw hurts" Guy: "im pretty sure there are other reasons for that"

[@swervo5416]

😂😂😂

[@gwynnecollett3286]

Trap Legend porn hub texted you again

[@jeremyhunn3132]

@@swervo5416 I

[@katerinaliakou5549]

"you can get really drunk, not choke on your barf and die" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@erikstein1348]

I use to watch all your billy mays content growing up. now youtube has reunited us and I am once again in tears.

[@carsismeZ06]

2:20 "it's just bin soOOO much bettahh"

[@uriah9559]

"Mike PULL yourself together man, cuz you need to start sellin' pillows" - God

[@chairgang5206]

2:56 made me laugh so hard I peed a little

[@kabeerbhatnagar8143]

0:28 had me weeeeaakkkkkkkkk!!! Bruh😂😂😂😂😂

[@KittyPieVibes]

"sooooooooo ever since I got my pilloooow, it's just been so much betta"

[@newfoundrooski]

It's been so much butter

[@somenamethatincludesanemob8933]

*_B E T T A H_*

[@KittyPieVibes]

*_B E T U H_*

[@JackFromMorley]

Literally just thought to myself "I wonder when Jaboody will release a new dub..." Ask and thou shall receive

[@accountnotinuse3995]

Make this guy get OVER 100 Likes!

[@konstantinn.9846]

***** let yee be yee

[@randymarsh5088]

I was thinking the same thing yesterday when I was watching mighty putty for the 250th time

[@PwahTV]

I just visited his page yesterday and thought the same thing

[@akdude81]

***** 'Ask and ye shall receive' is a more accurate rendering. A lot of people have a hard time with archaic English.

[@5325bunny]

I swear to God this is the best one out of them all. I've watched this countless times and still laugh till I cry

[@VladTheImpalerTepesIII]

My jaw does kinda hurt. *Yeah, I'm sure there's other reason for that. * 😂😂😂

[@danielfrancis7798]

You're impression sounds exactly like the real guy.

[@tomdouglas6053]

That's what makes this video hysterical it sounds like it was the real one.

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz7944]

What do u mean it is the real one

[@skyblupers]

Your*

[@notmrdemo]

Your

[@destubae3271]

He nailed the former crack user gasps for air

[@ladybink]

You took the words right out of my fuckin face.

[@zacharystefano8490]

EdgyPizza your pic looks like dat Charli xcx broad

[@ladybink]

oh xD no that's me lol Zachary Stefano

[@zacharystefano8490]

EdgyPizza o0oo you like it ;)

[@mekenzieramsey5519]

Right when I was watching that part I read your comment and died 😂😂

[@James-ix4yv]

Mekenzie Ramsey same.

[@SIRTAFFYTUSH]

This AD is what they found on Lindell’s phone during the raid

[@PandaApocalypta]

As soon as this video played the voice cracked me up. 😂

[@spyN09]

I FUCKING LOVE YOUR OLD LADIES IMPRESSIONS

[@sketchsophie3431]

"My jaw does hurt" "I think there are other reasons for that" *OMAYGOD XD*

[@ashleydurden7179]

Cause she has a tooth abcess lol.

[@Rockstopmotion]

Lmao that delivery is gold

[@jacksagrafsky4936]

😀😁😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lindsayschmidt7305]

Omg my thought exactly

[@akshaynanthur]

Ahahahaa

[@dage6131]

"Well uh, there you go it's a great product you should buy it." *Sold*

[@sneekyturbo_AMG]

"You took the words right outta my fuckin face" hahaha 😆😂🤣

[@officixlprez1754]

Henry Hotspoon: Two weeks sober

[@LowSea1992]

I lost it when he came on

[@christopineda5802]

+Hannah Losee word

[@mikhailadam6809]

Love me some heroin.

[@leefuller6179]

jack Fentix v

[@TudorNecula]

3:15 i fucking lost it. and now i have to clean my keyboard because i was spit laughing.

[@IWASTEDMYTIME]

Lmao great lip syncing on that part too

[@jessicai7096]

sure( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that's why you have to clean your keyboard( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@nortan27]

dude still in tears after that part😂😧😧😂😂

[@mezmerized4lifejay654]

3:14 Kid: Please somebody help, adopt me 🤣💀

[@deantheperfect]

3:11

[@Vaporvice84]

He sounds like a less angry, more drunk Stone Cold Steve Austin.

[@furonwarrior]

Alright alright alright

[@GearedTowardGear]

Usually don't comment on Jaboody's work on either of his channels but WOW, HE KILLED THIS ONE. The hint of lip synching to it was perfect!

[@tylerbenge]

"I'm here to talk about pillows that don't have nipples"

[@MMAMG1]

“Dinosaurs are a thing of the past” You got me there sir.

[@Akotski-ys9rr]

I'd actually love to sleep on a feather pillow. It looks quite comfortable because I like sleeping on harder things as opposed to softer

[@adrianaheiler9794]

Feather pillows are the best! 💖

[@Stuart267]

Duck feather pillows are the best. Expensive mind you

[@aidanmaley9826]

"You can get really drunk, pass out and not choke on your barf and die"

[@kevinhurley6836]

I love your pfp

[@r.j.lombardi111]

Didn't the first ACDC frontman die like that?

[@carljohnson9357]

@@r.j.lombardi111 Yes, lots of rockstars/celebrities died that way.

[@r.j.lombardi111]

@@carljohnson9357 unfortunately

[@heatherskirvin3825]

I actually know a buddy from high skool that died from choking on his vomit while drunk -_- crazy af yo

[@SquadJuiced]

"...boy, you took the words right outta my fucking face."1:35

[@charliarcher2729]

Started watching this and your other dub videos, and 5 hours later our ribs hurt so bad. Thank you!

[@gabatrio3603]

Who is here after this guy just met with the president

[@nothanks39]

what

[@kylemoran8075]

You took the words right outta my fuckin' face

[@pyramidscheme5604]

the drastic contrast in "time outs" to "pulling out chunks of her hair"😂

[@ill0gicalpine]

"*Right, yeah, boy you took the words right outta my fuckin' face*" -Pillow guy, 2015

[@Giran_0]

"The same door is open for entry", lol it would have been funnier if an actual girl said that

[@TheRodmena]

I bought one few months ago, probably the most cheap quality pillow you can imagine.

[@MSPBlueberry]

"You took the words right out of my f*cking face."

[@ViralWatchMedia]

Whoever these dubbers are have them dub more often, holy shit this was funny.

[@Iridium.]

“My jaw kinda hurts .. I’m sure there’s other reasons for that .” The pause after is on point :))

[@Misaniovent]

Five years ago, this. Now? Proposing martial law to the President.

[@bobsind]

And now banned from Twitter

[@nikolasperez7745]

​@bobsind And now selling his assets after spending all his money to convince people the election was stolen

[@hedgehobbit6844]

Unfathomably based sigma grindset

[@Steevo69]

Now corrupt Bidens and Trump is being indicted for everything, mainly for being Trump

[@FirstWorldProblemz]

I haven't laughed so hard at 5 videos in a row to one KZbin channel xD

[@karminadouglas8749]

ME EITHER

[@karozans]

Holy crap dude. I laughed so hard I almost got sick.

[@Nathriel]

Me neither! When I activated autoplay I knew I was done for...

[@kipptoberman2493]

GT: ShesMyWolfie cx is a dickhead OMG I could not stop laughing at the Profesional dad part

[@fordmavericksosx3569]

First world problems Same!!!

[@danman274]

"Yeah now that you mention it my jaw does kinda hurt!" "I'm sure there are other reasons for that..." LOLOL

[@milesedgeworth4276]

Now this is windpipe ones your airhole ones your butt

[@OldMaine]

"Im sure theres other reasons for that." THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@klenksopinion]

0:52 I’ve never laughed so hard 😂

[@ADeadlierSnake]

"Sufferer of 'poopmares'" Hooooooooly shit. Dying.

[@BallroomSpartans]

Yo, you gotta do a dub of the MyPillow guy speaking at the White House from this month!

[@DJB3NNYB]

This aged like fine wine! 😂

[@KiaraLionessTM]

"Doing drugs can make you feel wonderful, but it ain't right and ever since I got myself a pillow I stopped smoking dope and now look at me it's over it's changed my life"