My Quest To Become God On This Server

[@Squiddo]

SORRY I WAS GONE FOR A MONTH I WAS BUSY BECOMING GOD

[@olmahonsobirova7508]

:3 ur the best god destroy theyre server with squids :D

[@Quxxuii]

🦆

[@Readyourbible-v4z]

The editing is AMAZING 😧

[@StaunchPluto]

ITS OK

[@beescared]

Common troubles 🙏

[@ashswag]

"nice video" - ashswag "delete this video now" - the commissioner

[@pillbuggi]

silly comment

[@Drayp33pers]

Hi

[@TheThunderRabbit]

no replies yet? lemme fix that

[@wafflesrcool]

awag

[@MikePuchaelski]

Hi :)

[@JustKaboodle103]

THIS ENTIRE VIDEO FEELS LIKE SUCH A FEVER DREAM I LOVE IT BANGERRR AS ALWAYS

[@thomasloops]

why the hell is kaboodle here with 33 likes

[@RENINE28.8]

KABOODLEEE!!

[@willzsocial]

TRUE

[@frozenbard]

Why do you like Jupiter so much?

[@reiivvx]

KABOODLEEEEEEEE

[@south452]

captain sparkles being hailed as what I can only really call the patron saint of the lifesteal server through certain shenanigans, bringing forth the White House as his trusty vehicle and guns for his allies, before inevitably sacrificing himself and falling off a kingdom was really not what I expected at all from this video but I’m certainly not complaining

[@_jeni]

LIGHTNING PFP

[@DrDolphina]

@@_jeni omg more osc fans

[@40Ccents]

pov: osc invades youtube (the internet)

[@PhoneryJustWatchesSomeBf-me2oh]

OMG OSC???????? WOOOOOOOOOOO

[@south452]

the osc and squiddo fan Venn diagram appears to be a circle

[@TOR_Researcher_YT]

Wembu: “I have a game for you-“ Squiddo: *hangs up in fear* “Subscribe if you want to see that…”

[@LeBeaBae]

the little animation was sick tho

[@TOR_Researcher_YT]

@@LeBeaBae I agree

[@imnotobsessedwithdandysworld]

“Squiddo’s daily tasks:” “Become god (easiest task)”

[@aladinkheir75]

Lol

[@musafera]

Real

[@mine_e_top]

666 likes

[@mikevchatzis9541]

Lol

[@Bobthefirstbob]

1000th like :p *Perfection*

[@TheTankCommander-xv7vw]

list of what went wrong: . Guns don't work . The captain died but TF2 music hit hard

[@L_to_the_M]

And hopes and dreams (undertale

[@WhatRUDoingHere]

And the omori references

[@1.FR1CK1NG_L0VE.GAT0RADE]

THE TF2 REFERENCEEE

[@Blue_Dragon824]

So silly

[@TheTankCommander-xv7vw]

also I was the first one to watch the video

[@4CVIT]

I still don't understand how we won after that EVIL MASTERPIECE of a slander video 😭 Squiddo was the real Lifesteal God we needed o7

[@TheOlidosOfficial]

yooooo

[@SUNNY4401]

What is o7?

[@PoisonFlow3r]

@@SUNNY4401 It's a salute; the o is a person's head, the 7 is an arm

[@naheedm6143]

why isnt 4c verified thats so saddddddd

[@krispyy2]

THE WHITE HOUSE IS FALLING IT'S GOING TO LAND ON ME eEEEEEeeeEeEEEEEe

[@SiameseOnMC]

"THE white house is falling, ITS GONNA LAND ON ME!" - Best Last Words

[@KazuNEET]

"So...squiddo, why did you become a candidate?" Squiddo: Uhhhhhh.... *diversity*

[@HighStars4]

I feel like Squiddo's becoming more and more of a threat each video and I'm all for it

[@treevee7376]

real

[@Phantom-i9p]

True

[@Spokeishere]

Let’s Get It!

[@ItzMistyy]

No replies and 4 likes? Lemme fix that.

[@Trexonlie]

Hello😄

[@Gaster_7656]

"KID! I'M BUSY BECOMING [God]. GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING!" -Spamton G Spamton

[@BluuBlocks]

W reference

[@Dagamer885]

This really was a deltarune snowgrave route TM

[@awesomenova09]

W

[@wemmbumc]

My Quest To Mog God On This Server

[@pUmpkInjAck000]

first comment

[@aubrey000]

you are such a silly little guy omg!!!!

[@Polygonfella1662]

Ermm what the sigma

[@nipzio]

realest comment

[@Squiddo]

PLEASE never comment on anything again

[@Archiver_Studio]

I'm still in disbelief that CaptainSparklez himself not only appeared in Lifesteal, but he willingly died by re-enacting the events of Fallen Kingdom And the fact of there being TWO different elections just for presidency is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard so it vibes REALLY well with the Lifesteal SMP And Ashwagg being the definition of chaotic neutral is to be expected at this point, he has no sides. He commands ALL SIDES

[@RainbowAppreciator]

The first words being “Captain Sparklez” is gonna be a sign that this is gonna be a good video! 🎉🎉🎉

[@Nfinite_Builds]

Creeper….ohh man

[@NeverEndingFire13]

I love how at this point she's just accepted the truth that the sillier the event the more likely it is to happen to her

[@PaulThePaul1]

15:19 4CVIT:The whitehouse is falling, ITS GONNA LAND ON ME!

[@tigurt11]

16:14 bruh “I tried shotgunning mapic againa and again but i couldn’t penetrate his plot armor”😂

[@Pangi]

Lifesteal with guns is like a fever dream with milk 😦

[@zoes32flavaz]

Huh???

[@neildcunha353]

Wtf?

[@astroturfisadude]

gentlemen, i think he lost it...

[@KazuNEET]

The 4cvit exposed video went crazy. Squiddo pulled every card in the deck, and then opened a brand new pack just to get more cards.

[@GoodBoyGaming-fj6zp]

"It was nice to enjoy the peace while it lasted," squiddo says while pointing a gun at her friend.

[@MVert_Creations-GD]

That Wembu vs Squiddo lore is gonna go hard >:D

[@geraldballinger6428]

If wembu is william, then I guess this makes squiddo Henry emily

[@ItzMistyy]

I last watched Lifesteal when rekrap was there, when Squiddo joined, I INSTANTLY STARTED WATCHING LIFESTEAL

[@proximityisreal]

The entire captainsparkles bit of the video seems like a fever dream

[@Fundsher]

"Becoming god"? Average day for squiddo (A bit drab)

[@--cookie]

EVERYBODY WAKE UP Squiddo uploaded

[@aroacederapchu]

(13:36) Spoke had FEAR in his voice when saying that, the thing that makes it even more funny is just Ash straight up shooting him.

[@uraniumUmlaut]

2:30 homestuck ost jumpscare.

[@noideangl]

6:01 homestuck ost jumpscare x2

[@tresblo]

phighting pfp jumpscare

[@doornumb]

haha grey

[@k0k0MI799]

squiddo as God forever >:)

[@pepperjack-3]

i remember watching squiddo go back to find herobrine and now i’m watching her try to become god on the deadliest minecraft server

[@thatgarryman9400]

This was actually such a big rollercoaster of emotions. One day, Squiddo. One day, thy leardership shall be upon the land you call Lifesteal.

[@DustinoDelapine]

“How often do you think of the Roman Empire?” Redoons & 4Cvit trying to make a Triumvirate with Squiddo:

[@anastasiaakhmetova9432]

When squiddo animating wembu and ALL other animations are so goood!

[@labbit35]

Adding guns and a whole ass flying white house is the most American thing I’ve ever seen

[@mmaostva]

13:33 "my former ally/god just showed up on our doorstep" is crazy out of context

[@funwithjlxrblx]

0:04 america!

[@Equalgd]

Hell yeah

[@NoSis_1]

I thought the answer to the question at the start of the video was “America” 😂😅 It was the intro, “This is CaptainSparklez. This is the White House. And this is a gun. You know what they have in common?” That one! ☝️

[@ZeGratEli]

Squiddo as a god is a match made in heaven!

[@theperfectspecimen2697]

Whoever edited this video did a really good job. Haven't finished the video but I felt the need to express that right away.

[@laurentic1146]

That animation at the end was SMOOTH

[@Real_E.M.Entertainment]

I love how Squido's Profile picture (on discord I think) is Headspace Kel from Omori I love that game! (Yes, I do know what the game's about.)

[@SteveHart-om9ou]

And the sweetheart laugh. KEL IS GOD

[@Real_E.M.Entertainment]

@@SteveHart-om9ou wdym "And the sweetheart laugh." I do not understand

[@bodgethemechanic]

ALL HAIL GOD SQUIDDO!!!

[@NotedGaming]

Bro squiddo, wembu and minute have been grinding out vids this season. Best new members ever

[@egzihokraviny]

THE ANIMATION AT THE END WAS CRAZY

[@NPCInc]

I don't usually watch smp content and all that, but this video definitely deserves a lot more than 350k views

[@LukeIsntSmart]

WE LOVE YOU SQUIDDO! Even though you might not be God you're still supernaturally spectacular in our eyes! 😊

[@Lyrosion]

Squiddo makes probably the funniest life steal vids atm and it’s amazing

[@DezAmmySel]

that animation at the end was FANTASTIC!!!!!

[@ngljustwannavibe]

man, every time I think I have burnout from watching mc videos, your stuff always immediately revives me. absolutely love this one, awesome job squiddo!!

[@patrykkowalczyk7698]

squiddo afrer that phone call: "AW shit here we go again"

[@Coruscants_Finest]

Squiddo is the only person who makes me care enough about lifesteal to watch a video about it

[@Luna_Star_Therian]

3:52 AN AD PLAYED ROGHT HERE AND IT WAS THE FUNNIESRT THING EVER

[@clayk_void967]

Same

[@SenatorColaArmstrong]

Nothing can describe the joy I felt hearing the TF2 OST… Thank you, Squiddo.

[@EnigmaForceDP]

U have this as a mission? Man, I’m god on an off day. YOU GOD ON AN OFF DAY WE ALL GOD ON AN OFF DAY!

[@theperfectspecimen2697]

The whitehouse flying in as an airship next to Fallen Kingdom followed by biblical raptures to happen on the roof of the whitehouse during a gunfight was the hardest thing I've seen in minecraft.

[@Clownish.mp4]

5:14 bro is bouta get minced by redstone machines😨😨 5:15 OMG IT SAYS 'clownpierce

[@GTownStudiosOfficial]

“My former ally/god has just shown up naked at our doorstep? This was very suspicious so we had to surround him with guns.” -Squiddo 2024

[@SSukram_]

SQUIDDO SPLATOON PLAYER 100% CONFIRMED (yes i know she used music from the series in other vids but maybe she just liked them)

[@SSukram_]

Also squiddo, if you are reading this are you in the "splatchannel" pool in Splatoon?

[@Squiddo]

@@SSukram_ I'm not in any pools... But yes I am a splatoon lover, thats where I got my name :)

[@corruptedmask4911]

Holy crap, the use of the portal soundtrack around 4:10 was sooooo perfect ahhh

[@Teleputer]

Reddoons in the thumbnail is about to tell me that the FUTURES. MADE OF. VIRTUAL INSANITY. NOW ALWAYS. SEEM TO. BE GOVERNED BY THIS LOVE WE HAVE.

[@aleheik]

Imagine being on a random server and seeing captain sparkles flying on the white house. Squiddo doesn't need to imagine

[@bluereel1246]

I was loosing my mind in Bacon's chat when you dropped the slander video. Fucking incredible! I havn't laughed this hard at a youtube video in a long time!

[@aarontheaxolotl2709]

the first squiddo video i ever watched was the tourist video years ago, looking back on it I'm happy I subscribed back then because I keep getting spoodn-fed amazing content like this, thank you squiddo

[@candyywannaa]

1:29 what is the song im struggling so hard to find it 😭😭😭

[@SuperGamePlayer64]

Squiddo in a way became god because she was able to defy her own “law” with her own will. That’s pretty god like to me.

[@RealStormySkull]

Omg Squiddo upload? Best day

[@ScribbledChicken]

THAT ANIMATION AT THE END GOES SO HARD!! HOLY

[@justdawdling2484]

16:03 mapics plot armour is to strong lol

[@UsernameTaakenYT]

Bro that end was fire also rip the king captain sparkles you may have been doomed to fall at the kingdom but you will never fall in our hearts you used to rule the world.

[@Yes-ul2jg]

WELCOME BACK FOLKS

[@cerbervs0407]

"but bullets couldn't penetrate his plotarmor" is the best casual line haha

[@JaStrykr0]

This video feels like a fever dream

[@hamon612]

I love how this is just about as insane as the average Guilty Gear plotline

[@whatthewhere]

OMG SQUIDDO IS THE QUEEN ALPHA SIGMA GOD🤑 /j

[@georgekougioumoutzakis]

Wembyu as a rejected king,the gates of hell,wightehouse,guns,airships and LORE. Normal.

[@_LilNilbog]

i find LifeSteal boring from every other perspective because of how they try to make it seem not fake, but squiddo makes it fun to watch somehow

[@spongytrout7462]

It isn’t fake though

[@Ash_quacks]

“The bullets couldn’t penetrate hid plot armor!” *-Every villain to the protagonist*

[@typsysquirrel_YT]

14:13 TF2 THEME!!!!!!!

[@paulmichaelpalazolo]

YES

[@Felixcombs]

TF2 X SQUIDO CONFERMED

[@XSRplayz]

“But bullets couldn’t penetrate his plot armor” Will be using that now.

[@wyattsfilms4451]

22:03 To Be continued after 2 Videos…

[@Fancy._Omzi]

This whole video was literally amazing in so many ways I LOVE THIS SM!!!

[@JoshuaThomas-w2y]

i used to rule the world

[@Gort_the_serf_real1]

Seas would rise as I gave the word

[@JoshuaThomas-w2y]

@@Gort_the_serf_real1 Now in the morning i sleep alone

[@dreamblade6849]

Ok so, Squiddo and Wemmbu really becoming Henry Emily and William Afton.

[@sammmarru9105]

Quite possibly one of the best Minecraft smp series I’ve seen

[@PlagueDoctor_0]

I'm Loving the music for this one!

[@HameleoshaDeHoga]

I believe this is the most incomprehensible lifesteal episode I've watched, paired with getting my brain literally melted in my latest dream. This is so lore accurate rn

[@Popsicle19952]

4:07 YOOOOOOO KEL! KEL KINNIES UNITE 😺😺

[@youtoozboi763]

The best person on the smp, not over dramatic just entertaining.

[@Captain.Mystic]

Ah yes my favorite minecraft series, squid kid out of her depth -> cult leader making increasingly unhinged attempts at the human instrumentality project

[@ICallShotgun13]

This is an absolute fever dream. I love it.

[@Love_this_feeling]

"Squiddo lore" is so incredibly hilarious and I love it

[@LogiBear21513]

the weridest but funniest ending to a lifesteal season

[@WorldWeave]

That animation at the end was SO GOOD

[@techny3000]

the arrival of the captain must be studied by future generations

[@fuzionvlogs2662]

"Captainsparklez was doomed to fall" IS THAT A REFERENCE?!?!

[@Kittysarecrazy]

The guns didn't do anything because of this plot armor that was amazing😂😂😂

[@toxighost3226]

i swear every video you make just gets better. Keep it up squiddo

[@bloxolotI]

“Am I surrounded by faithful supporters?” “He was in fact not surrounded by faithful supporters” 😂😂😂

[@killerbeast3167]

The ending was epic Seeing wemmbu offering hearts hahahah