I Built a Hack Client To DESTROY Their Server

The end of Lifesteal season 5 meant that players across the server were readying up for a huge battle, but I don't have any PVP skills- and a group of bloodthirsty players trying to ban everybody are surely going to kill me next! The only logical solution here is to create an OP hack client that solos everybody so that's what I did ENJOY
MORE SQUIDDO STUFF:
Merch: squiddostore.com
Twitter: / therealsquiddo
Discord: / discord
Nuke stuff was all inspired by ‪@cubicmetre‬ !
Special thanks to Amy Mialee, this video would not be possible without her

[@humanmanreal]

the "we can't turn our own immortality on but we can turn on each other's" thing sounds like some "friendship is the strongest power in the world!" type stuff

[@etgamer4659]

MLP

[@toolbot4343]

@@etgamer4659 Friendship is immortality

[@Boba11962]

I swear these videos are so annoying with quoters and random cuts with the person punching the air like they're schizopherenic. and then theres like a twist "OH BUT THERES THIS RULE WE HAVE ON THE SERVER WERE I AM GOD AHHAHHA I WIN LOSER"

[@Welcometomybarbeque]

​@@Boba11962are you just talking about this video?

[@NoelleHoliday97]

Well, to be fair, friendship is the most powerful thing possible in media. My friends and some weird lil goat dude with a chill vibe would have fallen to their deaths if not for friendship. We would have started the roaring without friendship. She would have lived if it weren't for.. ...

[@Baconnwaffles0]

taking off the glasses to reveal laser eyes was so tough, too bad you're eternally trapped now!

[@Randombear7]

Real bacon waffles????

[@bryonyhellis]

That was charas eyes not laser eyes

[@LongestCommennt]

can we all just appreciate the fact that the thumbnail has a reference to gojo's infinity

[@Clownish.mp4]

real bacon waffles????

[@IdkwhoIamanymoreSoYeah]

Ok

[@arsonzartz]

dude squiddo went from a incompetent teenager in the farlands to a literal supervillain hacker-

[@omegadoesstuff334]

Major character arc

[@Boba11962]

I swear these videos are so annoying with quoters and random cuts with the person punching the air like they're schizopherenic. and then theres like a twist "OH BUT THERES THIS RULE WE HAVE ON THE SERVER WERE I AM GOD AHHAHHA I WIN LOSER"

[@yekan5325]

@@Boba11962real

[@omegadoesstuff334]

@@Boba11962 i agree about the twist but the schizo part is just a thing people do in minecraft videos

[@realmn-mk6pg]

This lifesteal server fell off for me after i found out about the "god" thing

[@JackofcardsYT]

this is why you can't betray clownpierce and bring in Branzy into it, Branzy is always loyal to Clown

[@Webt00n-lover]

Yep Branzy also just doesn’t want to die

[@bloxwatch_303roblox5]

i mean who wouldnt be, he's a killing machine lol [clown]

[@_Yuusei_]

11:55 "He's like Batman, wife by day, Clownpierce by night" - My sister HELP?!?!??!!!😂😂😂😂

[@mingchen6735]

WTF??? Honestly I agree 😭😭😭

[@MrEggington2]

True.

[@atomykebonpyre]

Came for the lore and the goofs stayed for the homestuck music Cant wait for season six when Squiddo nukes mojang from orbit and takes over minecraft.

[@baqly]

When i heard the homestuck music it scared me for my life

[@kleptomaticagain]

i keep forgetting squiddo is a tumblr user so i get jumpscared everytime [popular tumblr thing] appears

[@Boba11962]

I swear these videos are so annoying with quoters and random cuts with the person punching the air like they're schizopherenic. and then theres like a twist "OH BUT THERES THIS RULE WE HAVE ON THE SERVER WERE I AM GOD AHHAHHA I WIN LOSER"

[@GoofyAhhTv481]

​@@Boba11962bro.. You are starting to get annoying spamming every comment section with this copy and paste. If you dont like it then dont click on it its easy.

[@Envi_sage]

@@Boba11962 you do realize youre helping engagement right? btw im reporting each reply youre making

[@avienzo]

Fanfic writers are gonna go INSANE with the Purgatory idea xD

[@I.needed_a.handle_name]

That’s so real

[@Adult_Content_2018]

Well the afterlife is an interesting concept to me so that's weird.

[@sillierest]

woah wait you gave me an idea...

[@WaMoon515]

Another world to destroy

[@DestelX]

Purgatori*. Congre-

[@NL-mo4pt]

Squido : "I can do little ones" PBJ: "Oh :)" Squido : "I can also do the big ones.." PBJ : "ooHH Let's Not Do the Big Ones!!" 😂😂😂

[@W1NGZ_VR]

Didn’t expect this from squiddo

[@Boba11962]

I swear these videos are so annoying with quoters and random cuts with the person punching the air like they're schizopherenic. and then theres like a twist "OH BUT THERES THIS RULE WE HAVE ON THE SERVER WERE I AM GOD AHHAHHA I WIN LOSER"

[@THEmp31875]

​@@Boba11962then stop watching bum ass

[@returntotheclouds]

@@Boba11962 your just spamming around saying the same thing like a bot bruh

[@Frostyboifr]

Squiddo went from "so i asked the dev for help" to "I RECODED THE MOD MIDFIGH5 TO SELF DETONATE UNEERWATER" truly a glowup of a day

[@RootedGavin]

Man.. The FNAF music and the telephone booth was such a good ending for this video along with purgatory and the betrayal of Branzy.

[@BashyTheFroggy1]

what song is it i forgot...

[@BashyTheFroggy1]

nvm its Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Song - The Living Tombstone (FNAF2)

[@NovaJamil]

The demigod of lifesteal using their godly gifted powers to destroy a real god basically-

[@Spaghetti-is-yummy-]

Its giving Percy Jackson

[@GaiaTheDog]

@@Spaghetti-is-yummy-fr

[@CatBread-dw4bd]

​@@Spaghetti-is-yummy-real

[@Spokeishere]

Please Stand For The Squiddo Anthem

[@Bob12649]

Is that the owner of bad piggies bible roleplay

[@LongestCommennt]

Lets just appreciate the gojo infinity on the thumbnail

[@Bob12649]

@@LongestCommennt omg I just realized

[@JayBlom10]

ok mapic daddy

[@cheerioxz]

@@JayBlom10WHAAAATT

[@Leowook]

Legitimately the most unique and cool videos in Minecraft… like no joke this video is so fricking cool!

[@Skipp7i0]

DAMN 14 MINUTES AGO?? btw hi leowook ^^

[@ruerdin]

Hi leowook!

[@chasethemaster3440]

Third

[@LongestCommennt]

Why does the thumbnail represent gojo infinity

[@ColePalmer20_GOAT]

Leo hi

[@Clownish.mp4]

22:13 honesrly thats so him 26:19 RAHH I LOVE THE SUBTLE REDNESS AROUND CLOWNS NAME

[@Bugger85-yippee]

i like how minecraft players can be in a middle of a war and then one of them just says "wait, truce. gotta wait for my friend"

[@jumperwho]

i will forever be in debt to u for saving my life for 5 hours

[@darylporteria5018]

It's the real jumper

[@darylporteria5018]

I watch your live on twitch❤

[@Kaiya-Shynx]

Jumperwho, you silly goose :)

[@kazulorix]

spread my cheeks

[@LongestCommennt]

interesting

[@wemmbumc]

Darn you Squiddo, darn you to heck...

[@mac_507]

lol

[@basilgarden]

you gotta get your revenge on zam

[@Sovietneko]

Like hacker hacks god/hacker that's dead

[@pig4904]

Next season you should go to the corner of the server, become and introvert, and play on the server like it's a singleplayer world and see how long you can stay out of conflict and avoid interaction. Try to have the calmest lifesteal season ever, and watch the world burn from the sidelines.

[@umbreon_plays64owo]

@wemmbumc sounds like a skill issue

[@SpiritDaGoat]

squiddo is the only person who can handle a "purple guy" Edit: why did i get 1k likes for making a fnaf pun Edit #2: WHY DOES MY NOTIFICATIONS TAB HAVE TO SUFFER

[@purplepedantry]

An orange person handling a purple guy? Well, isn't that funny, Old Sport...

[@RalMaybe]

@@purplepedantry DSAF REAL?!

[@dudufartta]

i always come back

[@jigglyback2338]

Other than Cassidy and Charlette from FNAF

[@jigglyback2338]

@@purplepedantryDSAF, yas

[@Tink192]

26:35 This ending music is the last 25 seconds of "It's Been So Long" by The Living Tombstones. IDK how but I immediately recognized it.

[@nicholasdale2712]

I did too

[@canonicallyuncanonical]

Oppa Toby Style went crazy.

[@migueldoesstuff6994]

Damn

[@canonicallyuncanonical]

i was drunk when i paid for this comment. that being said i totes don't regret it.

[@migueldoesstuff6994]

@@canonicallyuncanonical hell yeah

[@CloudPixel]

Squiddo without glasses cannot hurt you, shes not real

[@KaiWasTaken_]

Squiddo without glasses:

[@alperguney3083]

lasermode unlocked

[@ClockAxo]

Oh that's rlly not... 😊

[@xhthng3441]

*hacks unlocked*

[@Camaelfunky]

my therapist took of her glasses and i saw squiddo

[@Childrenoftheclty]

I have,, NEVER been interested in life steal. but on god, squiddos storytelling makes it so much more interesting to watch........... when s6 drops, im going to be hyped as hell

[@Squiddo]

Thankyou :D

[@Lily_IsInUrWall]

@@Squiddo question how r ur notifications doing.

[@nyabreezy4038]

wemmbu and squiddo are my favorite Minecraft KZbinrs by far

[@LongestCommennt]

​@@Squiddo good gob on the gojo infinity reference in the thumbnail

[@Aridoesvariousthings]

samee

[@danielvakser9993]

“LIFESTEAL WILL RETURN SEASON 6 SOONISH!” I don’t know how things can possibly get any more pandemonium than the wild crap that has happened in Season 5. It’s just been this never-ending rising action, and just when we think we’ve hit the climax, BOOM, cliffhanger, Season 6 soonish, roll outro! I never thought I’d be this invested in a Minecraft SMP story till I started watching every episode. In a server where it’s more than a matter of life and death, even Dream wishes his story was this complex yet so compelling!

[@Just_a_random_username]

Welcome to lifesteal where everytime u think it couldnt get crazier it does (although nothing will top season 4s ending, not spoiling but lets just say its physically impossible to top it) oh an incase ur wondering s6 (atleast the streams) is starting july 6th so 2 weeks from now. So be on the look out :)

[@saanvijain8896]

You have 69 likes so i cant like ur comment

[@KwikBR]

honestly compared to the craziness of season 4 this season felt tame, like all there was was a bit of godmode and nukes?? thats it?? still loved this season tho

[@Just_a_random_username]

@@KwikBR Man lifesteal fans must sound insane to non lifesteal watchers. Like yeah, making a hack client and nukes is pretty "tame" here. Like bruh we prolly sound insane 💀

[@DigioBooks]

can’t wait until Squiddo becomes a demonic creature beyond comprehension

[@RedblocktheII]

Seeing the little animations get better and better is just so awesome, keep up with the berry cool work squiddo!!! :D

[@Ressardigan]

Gotta love squiddo's accent making clownpierce sound like clown piss 😭

[@Jaykay-Studio]

My favorite character, clown piss.

[@Z3RO_ERROR669]

@@Jaykay-Studio NOOOO. THat's hilarious. 😂😂

[@nipzio]

i was watching the final stream and seeing jumper take the quiz, the panic of ash lagging like hell and trying to find feathers and you having laser eyes out of nowhere. this ending wasnt the best but im glad on how it happened and it wasnt so chaotic like season 4's wormhole or the other season that used full on exploits. i guess it was sort of the same for this season but to a lesser degree.

[@WillSchwartzz]

"I'm a woman in STEM" immediately followed by "I would uppies." The duality of Squiddo Minecraft

[@galazy.]

Squiddo is gonna take over Minecraft, and then the world

[@susannerudolph8469]

then the computer

[@ao_tsuri]

And I'll gladly let her do that

[@matasurmanavicius2998]

She won't cuz ClownPierce has plot armor

[@Tomplays188]

Squido regime fr fr

[@personal2003]

In order to do that, she needs to get her 6th trust sense fixed. She fr decided to not tell her friend about her god powers and trust the person married to her enemy her hack client.

[@calbighommie2957]

Minecraft story telling with animation you have gained a new subscriber best story telling ive seen since the end of Stampy's lovely world

[@sasakuropyon]

Why did this vid get me so tensed up- like this is a million times better than any movie I've ever actually seen 😭 Gave me actual chills

[@theorigamisnake]

she’s going squicko mode

[@axotheaxolotl3524]

Squiddo's adventures on Lifesteal genuetly have better plot, storytelling, twists and character arcs than ANYTHING I've ever seen. Im being completely serious, I cant wait for more!

[@Skarathorn]

Ashwagg and squiddo's supernatural abilities are quite literally fueled by the power of friendship... This is the greatest server.

[@DeveloperFox]

from squddio being the kindest to now being an absolute hacker

[@AsiccAP]

INSANELY GOOD storytelling! can't wait to see you doing well in s6! Also I can't believe lifesteal s5 just turned into a fight of gods with superpower powered by basically a hacking contest.

[@Sillysageee]

dude i was going MENTAL by the end i thought i was gonna hear kaboodle or smth say 'squiddo?' like aUUUGFUGHU cliffhanger

[@Galiaxie]

FR THO LIKE KAB AND SQUIDO HAVE SUCH A SICK DYNAMIC-

[@Sillysageee]

@@Galiaxie LITERALY I WAS EXPECTING KABOODLE SM if kaboodle doesnt pull squiddo out of purgayory i will splat

[@HONSEHORSE]

nawww

[@that1w0lfl0l3]

24:06 I love how she's basically become a creeper at this point

[@AntiJolt]

I love how even though wemmbu was banned, he was still the one pulling the strings...

[@aydencahoon6557]

Just like Henry in dsaf

[@hyseth9569]

She sounds like a mad scientist who can build a giant robot that can destroy the entire world for fun.

[@saachii_here]

The music at the end really made this feel like a perfect ending! Watching this season from your perspective has been a rollecoaster lol, and im excited to see the next!

[@AguilarOG7]

What is the name of the song

[@gamecraft3840]

just search up the living tomb stone fnaf 2 and go basically at the end of the song

[@replayedabyss3141]

I CANT DESCRIBE WHAT A ROLLERCOASTER THIS IS all th drama, the jokes, the editing, the music. i've seen ashswag being nervous for the first time, HIS VOICE WAS CRACKING LMAO. and all those hacking shenanigans, like how tf could have you went from a dumb tourist to a godlike superhero SQUIDDO I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH PLEASE UPLOAD

[@MacbookPlayerthatPlaysGames]

This video was a cinematic masterpiece, nice work squiddo!

[@LongestCommennt]

this comment is only hearted by squiddo? K.

[@lemon4378]

You know it's a good story when it starts with the protagonist narrating inside of some form of afterlife

[@airy214]

true

[@Seasons15]

I like how Roshambo is kinda like Hobie from “Across the Spider-Verse”. He’s not completely loyal to Clownpierce, but he’s still affiliated with the Carnival gang. Bro said “Nah, Ima do my own thing..”

[@phyto1235]

This is what the new Minecraft KZbin should be; this is honestly amazing, great job 🌟

[@Elysium_Nova]

i swear squiddo has changed from hunting dangerous entities to becoming a dangerous entity 🤣

[@sashahovorka]

26:00 "bad piggies bible roleplay???

[@LemonadeDucky]

Yooooo new Squiddo video! POG (I love the way you edit your videos so much, it scratches a good part in my brain, also I love your artstyle and when you put art into your minecraft videos! You are so great Squiddo

[@Through_TheWind]

8:24 Squiddo: "But not from his-" Music starts playing Micheal: "Or is it?"

[@maddoxio]

With Kaboodle joining, I fear Squiddo's next move might be more chaotic than ever

[@Hammad__]

"ME AND ASHSWAGGS SOULS ARE INTER LINKED!!" I can feel the wattpad shippers pressing thier keycaps this very moment..

[@amymialee]

The TNT Laser vision fight went crazy oh my gosh, and the Temu Nukes I literally could never of envisioned that 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@vizra8848]

13:44 Ayyy, Descend! Always a lovely surprise to hear Homestuck songs 17:04 I know this is another Strider theme but I can't remember the title 18:44 Heir of Grief!!! 20:35 Oppa toby style!

[@BamsyTheSergal]

Crystamanthequins from make her pay, for the one at 17:04

[@world9129]

don't forget cascade during the warden bit!

[@4nnb3rl1ght]

The strider theme was actually Terezi’s, though the cutscenes they appear in intentionally parallel each other Also same I got actually jumpscared by the homosuck music lol

[@Pinck_blob]

thx thx thx i whanted to find heir of grief

[@jeffproplay]

Love how dj music mans theme was used here. Underrated character and theme

[@TheWitheringend]

OH BOY! Branzy lying to squiddo for clownpierce was probably the best twist ever for me

[@fallen_moons]

3:18 Clownzy I’m not really surprised they had this conversation, but what I was really surprised with is how I originally head-cannoned it. Squiddo and Jumper’s relationship is amazing… So what’s their duo name?

[@ArsenicPaste]

[Insert homophobic dog meme] Not to fond of gay people

[@ArsenicPaste]

before anyone calls me home o phobic im making a reference to a meme tht ws viral like a few years ago

[@CB_W0lf]

WOW this was a fun video. I was on the edge of my seat near the end during that fight. And I'm super happy/proud that it was SQUIDDO who had the super god powers at her fingertips, hehe. Though the "villains" may have gotten away, it seems the phone is still ringing :3

[@mcstupidly]

squiddo had a “villain arch” failed, tried to be a hero, and failed as well. but we got a damn good playlist of videos out of it, so that’s fine with me.

[@The1FishFry]

I love witnessing the squiddo villan arc through all these videos

[@OliTheNarwhal]

Such an under rated lifesteal KZbinr ❤

[@geraldballinger6428]

squiddo just becomes a superhero in the final battle, a true chaos fight

[@Backrooms_quick_facts]

I have a theory. This video ends with Squiddo picking up a landline phone (albeit in a phone booth), and Squiddo’s glasses are pink and yellow. Coincidence? Most likely. But I like to think Squiddo’s a big shot every once in a while.

[@Ardelin_]

Squiddo at the start of the video: obviously I couldn't learn how to mod Minecraft in just one week Squiddo at the end of the video: And I also re-wrote the mod MID-FIGHT to let me self-detonate underwater-

[@JustAGuy2-q7h]

throughout the earth and heavens squiddo alone is the hacking one

[@egshigbat699]

I love the Undertale, Omori and Mob psycho music. They're three of my favs! Lovely and chaotic video as always

[@basilgarden]

same

[@Nox1Core]

Squiddo is the only person who can be banned on a server and then use her persuasive skills to somehow get herself unbanned

[@Alx3t.]

What about Kaboodle?

[@Nox1Core]

@@Alx3t. o

[@purplepedantry]

Great, is the next video going to be Squiddo leaking the No-Fly List?

[@Packi_ng]

Spoke and Ashswagg have been teaching Squiddo.

[@F1shyBab1shy]

Bro I would LOVE to see someone animate that final fight, I bet it’d be cinematic as hell! Ash just making Bombs left and right, you CHANGING THE MODS CODE MID FIGHT! It was cool as all hell!

[@Cemthedude]

26:00 arent we going to adress “Bad piggies Bible roleplay” 💀

[@NesInDoubt]

squiddo's like "unfortunately i didnt know how to mod minecraft" and then five minutes later goes "i gave myself lazer eyes :3"

[@ИгорьМерзляков-р7д]

And rewrote mod mid-fight to give myself self-detonation

[@TF2arcaneknowledge]

I WAS *NOT* EXPECTING [S] CASCADE MUSIC IN MY LIFESTEAL

[@Squiddo]

I wend god tier

[@Squiddo]

went.

[@TF2arcaneknowledge]

​@@Squiddo SOMEHOW I AM *NOT* SURPRISED

[@TF2arcaneknowledge]

I KEEP GETTING JUMPSCARED BY DIFFERENT TRACKS

[@ariannalendino898]

@Squiddo whats your classpect???

[@DuskFlare13]

4:56 "I didn't know how to mod minecraft!" Squiddo: Builds hack client anyway. The force is strong with this one

[@emanmodnar2]

Damn, I always like chilling with Squiddo videos, but this one pulled me out of my work flow and I was on the edge of my seat. Great editing work and pacing, wild content to work with.

[@snomsaur4949]

good job squiddo soon 500k! and also a good video :DDD

[@AFUniversCat]

Squiddo sounds like the chaotic villain we all need, stealing godhood and bringing teammates back from the dead illegally

[@BigFan23472]

16:45 they become each other immortal snail

[@lgcomix]

6:28 Squiddo successfully combined 2 memes into 1 💀💀 props to you

[@Geto_Arego]

I love squiddo’s vids they are so fun!

[@minicrewmate7865]

i love how these lifesteal episodes always end with a phone ringing, luring in Squiddo to answer the call. Like an anglerfish's lure. Or, the signal of the Eye of the universe.

[@mishagaming1075]

"anglerfish's lure" ironic considering she visited the poolrooms dimension (made by doctor4t)

[@astrosforfun]

felt like i just watched a master piece ngl

[@georgeholstein5230]

squido having the most anime arc ive ever seen somebody unintentionally make in minecraft

[@Astro-Arcade-z4d]

Moral of the story, never trust someone to betray the ones they love for your gain.

[@ifu138]

This is the first Lifesteal S5 video I've watched since, like, Abyss and BOY I missed a lot.

[@world9129]

duuude cascade playing while squiddo fights wardens was such a perfect choice! homestuck music rocks!

[@BadonPurPoseAH]

I like how everytime squiddo does lifesteal stuff she just wants to be a goofy goober and have fun but ends up killing and making alliances and stuff with big lore

[@rekammm]

I can't believe that Lifesteal changed from being a game of trust and betrayal into a game of hunting gods and exploiting.

[@ItzJanxZ]

11.38 "I looked back at my favorite movie, into the spider verse. (with great power comes great responsibility) They didn't say that in that movie but its so true." That had me DYING😂😂😂

[@jiro3po817]

This is some stong anime/movie energy, might be my favorite Minecraft uploader 💗👏👏👏💗

[@roberteemmons]

Squiddo should hack into the server code of season 6 and give herself god powers early, and hide them from everyone else until she needs to use them

[@lfroujibetmusic]

ontop of editing for the videos being great i also love the way you caption things and your little doodles, it really makes it feel more youtube video like somehow

[@kori1939]

why the hell is this the best storyline from lifesteal, and its from the person who literally doesnt even belong there lol

[@spongytrout7462]

The non pvpers like Branzy and Squiddo have to work extra hard to make good content on Lifesteal, which makes their content the best to watch

[@the_chill_man]

The combination of squiddo shenanigans and an actual plot line is incredible to watch

[@buzzvanti]

Can’t wait to see a Kaboodle and Squiddo dynamic

[@GojoIsLikeAKitkat]

The hell is bad piggies bible roleplay in 24:49

[@yohanbaldan9907]

THAT´S WHAT IM SAYING

[@ikswezsal]

God powers, chaos and homestuck music, man this is rad

[@muhammedemirfiliz1277]

Fun Fact: If you want to play LifeSteal on Minecraft, you need to have Master Degree on programming for Java (Forge/Fabric/etc.).

[@shqrkkqt]

"Try it" was a HARD line dude... The demonstration of power

[@Willow_I_Guess]

*clickity clacking noises on LeapFrog toy learning computer* Squiddo: i'm in.

[@41abit0]

This video... Is everything I need to make me smile after a bad day! The editing is so good. The subtitles, the drawing, the storytelling... is AMAZING!!!!! 🤩