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@lostz73356 жыл бұрын
Me: “I’m breaking out” John-: *I’ve begun to accumulate a village of pustules within a particular region*
@liseli47296 жыл бұрын
An Avocado so true
@thekdramalover75846 жыл бұрын
Me writing an essay
@ThatTATsaysBRAT4 жыл бұрын
😂💀
@stringbing976 жыл бұрын
The next time my professor asks me to answer something I don’t know “I am hesitant to articulate that answer in fear I will deviate from the highest degree of accuracy.”
@mayramargarito31656 жыл бұрын
ARCampbell you win.
@tinamaglene49096 жыл бұрын
Omg.. Prof is dead
@sinny15406 жыл бұрын
ARCampbell 😂
@nissashamroz97216 жыл бұрын
🤣
@jayep.63636 жыл бұрын
What if the prof say.. "Try anyway"
@forestings6 жыл бұрын
john please don't ever collab with anyone. You don't deserve any drama.
@manelmanel96356 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see him as à guest mua on Lisa eldridge channel
@auqqo6 жыл бұрын
Not all people are drama he should callab with Ruben
@europai17936 жыл бұрын
Leah ghosts EXACTLY
@didepp94666 жыл бұрын
he's not a peasant.
@poojajena89456 жыл бұрын
Jeffree
@mayramargarito31656 жыл бұрын
Came for a skincare routine left with a different perspective on life. That's the power of the Lord.
@Lizbethg9106 жыл бұрын
last name first 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
@1970ricardoferrer6 жыл бұрын
omg I know!
@leslieedalgo78616 жыл бұрын
out here doing god's work!! 🙌🙌🙌
@josequins90996 жыл бұрын
John jokes about being immortal but the more of his fillums I see the more I suspect he IS immortal. He's very worldly and wise.
@Saosin33333 жыл бұрын
Blessed be our Lord Maclean
@hellotessie6 жыл бұрын
“My skincare routine isn’t very complex” *11 minutes later* “I like to use this stone..”
@monkeybread32176 жыл бұрын
RIGHT?? 😂😂
@clarybtw24086 жыл бұрын
XD
@esthellar95366 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@emilyspecter95326 жыл бұрын
"It's by Mother Nature" 😂
@ctclaor32246 жыл бұрын
Wahahahhahahahhahahahahha
@NOMAAM19706 жыл бұрын
John is so eccentric and refined that I almost don’t feel worthy.
@morganhall14556 жыл бұрын
Mel- Mel1970 girl same!!!
@jocastillo35336 жыл бұрын
Mel- Mel1970 We're not worthy girl!
@debnandabanerjee31026 жыл бұрын
Whenever i watch his films, i always look for your comments 😁
@NOMAAM19706 жыл бұрын
Debnanda Banerjee 😂😂😂 honey I’m here.
@anacepeda20856 жыл бұрын
Right ?!
@genie1216 жыл бұрын
When John speaks, I question my education.
@summerrusset25786 жыл бұрын
genie121 same
@nikkiruvo85706 жыл бұрын
Same
@rosendosegovia22526 жыл бұрын
Honestlyyy
@karmstrong65666 жыл бұрын
Everyone does
@pettyprincess43286 жыл бұрын
genie121 *I question my existence*
@nikkiforrester7406 жыл бұрын
"Sunlight is a beauty suicide" is LITERALLY my whole aesthetic
@vegasgirl35386 жыл бұрын
Mine too. I slather myself in SPF 100 every day.
@magsguerra6 жыл бұрын
Likewise. I glow white in the sunlight, then look like a lobster 5 minutes later. I don’t step out without sunblock
@antipatsy6 жыл бұрын
Facts!
@talamicastroud71516 жыл бұрын
Agreed! I rarely even go outside but if I'm going to be outside for more than a few minutes I'm slathering myself in high SPF sunscreen! My mother is constantly nagging me to "get some sun". No thanks, I'd rather not look like old leather by the time I'm 40.
@marijapanov1486 жыл бұрын
Lol I'm feeling like such a failure rn- my face got badly sunburnt yesterday :(
@jewelzdany16 жыл бұрын
The automatic english captions understand him perfectly omg
@strangegirlbeaut6 жыл бұрын
Laura Leech could never
@mollyo24075 жыл бұрын
I turned it on and it said “I’m just a pilot to the majority of my face” lmao
@light_rrr5 жыл бұрын
because he is speaking ENGLISH and not the sjwiwbjeue TARTAR version north america speaks
@telamere20435 жыл бұрын
His diction would put Henry Higgins to shame.
@1FireyPhoenix4 жыл бұрын
@@light_rrr Functional descriptivist linguists would call that a separate and distinct dialect from the root language.
@maddygrace27186 жыл бұрын
In a world full of Laura Lee's, be a John MacLean.
@CinderAngel36 жыл бұрын
Oh goodness, I didn't realize that I needed this today 😍
@mademoisellel.7286 жыл бұрын
👏🏻😍
@1sadsexually2sadsexually546 жыл бұрын
Even Laura needs to follow this advice
@Hotarubi-dono4 жыл бұрын
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
@suzy81094 жыл бұрын
I would have substituted the name of James Charles in place of Laura Lee
@sopigmented5326 жыл бұрын
Me: don’t rub your skin John: do not Aquire abrasive movements as they are quite murderous on the small village of pustules collecting in one particular legion
@MegaRoxifoxi6 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I canttt
@Miss_Toots6 жыл бұрын
so pigmented ....’region’ not legion
@Esandeech26 жыл бұрын
His vocabulary.. goosebumps.
@jazzyfizzle79756 жыл бұрын
I don’t find his vocabulary to be overly advanced, but his grammar and syntax are flawless.
@diegojosue10306 жыл бұрын
Hani condense, procedures, adhere, imperative "Scrabbletron over here spitting out 8 point words. We get it!" -willam
@avgvstvs76 жыл бұрын
Jazzy Fizzle and he is scottish dear god he has survived hard mode
@nessie5056 жыл бұрын
שָׂרָה אַבְרָהָם yeeess
@i6okqi6 жыл бұрын
i don't find his vocab fancy, i think its normal. i use alot of quite immense vocabulary.
@kebdanidoha20916 жыл бұрын
There should be this video "Learn proper english with john maclean"
@dd_977516 жыл бұрын
kebdani doha 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
@GalacticDonut6 жыл бұрын
kebdani doha this needs to happen
@telamere20435 жыл бұрын
I think you mean "Enhance your diction and augment your lexicon with John Maclean"
@sabreen83636 жыл бұрын
Where did you learn to talk in cursive
@MsMedford5 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@jessi_bear5 жыл бұрын
Omg that is the best way to explain him. I love this. Perhaps even calligraphy?
@kellyk.85195 жыл бұрын
I think he's from England, darling. They're pretty much born that way.
@liv91395 жыл бұрын
@@kellyk.8519 fam im british, hes just posh mate lmao
@kellyk.85195 жыл бұрын
@@liv9139 I'm from Australia, apparently he's from Scotland I read. You guys have too many accents 🤣😂 we just have one Straya
@peachybts6 жыл бұрын
Me: shower John: releasing unwanted germs from the epidermis of the human being underneath some running water inside of a bath
@aditi19986 жыл бұрын
still not john enough
@TailsMPrower6 жыл бұрын
Bah! : The elimination of bacteria occupying the surface of the epidermis, utilising water descending from an overhead perforated nozzle. The result is very much "MaCLEAN".
@jiminsmyhusband29975 жыл бұрын
Why are you here
@flamingmonkeyheads6 жыл бұрын
he speaks in italics
@Nursepractitionerd6 жыл бұрын
chloe marie After reading your comment: yes, yes he does.
@aaliyahjackson97346 жыл бұрын
Woah you actually put his speech in words
@karisparis916 жыл бұрын
Haha
@ansleymcanimal40316 жыл бұрын
chloe marie I wish I could like this more than once 😂
@johnangelocabauatan62166 жыл бұрын
chloe marie no, he speaks in cursive.
@rebeccaa92576 жыл бұрын
You sound so elegant. I want to drink tea with you while you insult my skin and lack of skincare routine.
@abyica6 жыл бұрын
Rebecca A same 😂
@hannahmcdonald97016 жыл бұрын
I am wheezing
@ellensmith22386 жыл бұрын
Rebecca A lol
@Dollfie.6 жыл бұрын
LMAO SAME
@karmstrong65666 жыл бұрын
Dear he could never insult you
@bangtansbae39856 жыл бұрын
"Pebble" - by Mother Nature _yes._
@nicoleduret6 жыл бұрын
* pebble
@krhodes026 жыл бұрын
Can I get that on amazon?
@eleanor82486 жыл бұрын
Krhodes02 no but you can find it on most beaches
@gabipaff2955 жыл бұрын
I cried, that was brilliant
@oanaalexia5 жыл бұрын
@Fucking Weeb wow, that sounds so cute and cool. Great trick anyway, I can't wait to try it, I have a pebelel screaming my name.
@didepp94666 жыл бұрын
when Hogwarts have Cosmetology class
@Lilmisscostumedrama6 жыл бұрын
Di Depp ha ha ha yesssssss!
@squishylimeable6 жыл бұрын
"use this stone by mother nature"
@kyrak53406 жыл бұрын
This man's and this channel packed my lunch with a loving note, drove me to school on a beautiful day, helped me pay my taxes and caused my crops to flourish and raised my grades.
@mrsnismo6 жыл бұрын
This comment 😂👏
@johanericsson2403 Жыл бұрын
I just noticed I can turn lead into gold and communicate telepathically with animals. I couldn't do this BEFORE I started watching this channel. Draw your own conclusions
@YasminA-jm9zs6 жыл бұрын
Imagine being so beautiful you don’t need brows 💁🏻♀️
@user-vk3yd5hx4w6 жыл бұрын
i didn’t even realize he didn’t have brows until i read this
@joshuamichael24216 жыл бұрын
I didnt realize, either! Blinded by the flawlessness.
@HumanCucoo6 жыл бұрын
Ikr, crazy how that dosent exist
@aayaathussain85956 жыл бұрын
Only John and Jeffree can pull this off and look perfect without brows!
@grumpypandy81236 жыл бұрын
ellie same
@DanielaRodriguez-qc3hw6 жыл бұрын
he speaks in cursive
@lissaa96 жыл бұрын
Daniela Rodriguez Underrated comment
@yomama39266 жыл бұрын
Omg, that is so true Xd!
@shorty94ism6 жыл бұрын
😂😭😂😂
@Boiitzmakayla6 жыл бұрын
No that’s Jojo Siwa 😂
@perskore6 жыл бұрын
Someome finally said it lmao
@adrianepulliam62256 жыл бұрын
It official. Immortals prefer plant based natural diets.
@talamicastroud71516 жыл бұрын
Well of course! They've been eating that way since they were born/created.
@MzKrystalPaul6 жыл бұрын
That's the secret to immortality 🤫
@OfficialMuffiin6 жыл бұрын
@@talamicastroud7151 he's a he, not a they.
@FaisGlamMemoir6 жыл бұрын
Gosh I learn more English from you than I ever did in school
@Lilmisscostumedrama6 жыл бұрын
Fai's Glam Memoir may I just point out how beaut you are Fai!!!! 😘
@jaydea76046 жыл бұрын
You use stones from anywhere and collect them... and use them for your skincare routine... your whole thing about nature...my God, you have to be one of the purest people. I absolutely love that! You have such an old soul, so beautiful.
@MissPoonkieBaby6 жыл бұрын
i feel smarter when i watch you
@meryemalkan5996 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Doubtfire lol same
@romeoseven11856 жыл бұрын
That's the very reason why I watch him
@nessie5056 жыл бұрын
same lmao
@gussie48496 жыл бұрын
we love a skinny organic legend
@pablothedon696 жыл бұрын
This guy needs more views. He is a god compared to those tacky beauty gurus with millions of suscribers.
@lealsofi6 жыл бұрын
Pablo Escobar quiubo paisano que más pues
@kermithesavage42836 жыл бұрын
Pablo Escobar EXACTLY!!!
@pj7676 жыл бұрын
Your vocabulary is so refined and everything you say is so enchanting. You look like you’re 20 but you carry yourself and speak as if you’re from Victorian times. I genuinely think you’ve achieved being ageless. You’re like a god, you’re so mesmerizing that I could never look away.
@frshsrtmama5 жыл бұрын
Pippy Jones who is this amazing gift?? He just popped up on my feed and I can’t stop watching. He’s so mesmerizing
@analiacalmejane6 жыл бұрын
I don't know if he is a god, a vampire or an elf from Tolkien's works. 🖤 I love him🖤
@M-CH_6 жыл бұрын
Actually he seems more of an Istari.
@alfredfreedomjones51056 жыл бұрын
My dude out here speaking in calligraphy. Edit: Wow thanks for all the likes y’all! Mind subscribing for no reason whatsoever? Lol
@Olivia-xy1gw6 жыл бұрын
I speak in the writing of a 4 year old kid
@ChasingChubbyRainbows6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@palebluedot88186 жыл бұрын
what a perfectly accurate statement
@nierohsplaylist6 жыл бұрын
Don’t get greedy lol
@TMH82726 жыл бұрын
That's optional 😉😂
@nickipelazza87276 жыл бұрын
We love a quick routine that is actually a 20-min filum
@cleverlynamedaccount6 жыл бұрын
Why was this skincare video the most supportive and inspirational thing I've heard all year???
@LL-zb3dl6 жыл бұрын
Ivy Fields so true!
@trancelight62866 жыл бұрын
He beats queen Elizabeth in speaking English. God save the Queen.
@strawberriprincess19146 жыл бұрын
*Quick routine has left the chat*
@20bones6 жыл бұрын
he's is so refined and elegant I feel like I'm too poor and unworthy to be watching this jskdjsk
@talesofterror58396 жыл бұрын
Don't ever think lowly of yourself.
@erinb51176 жыл бұрын
While watching this I looked through all the comments and not one of them were negative, this is a great community you've gathered here and I hope your channel continues to grow. Absolutely amazing and so refreshing. + 1 subscriber haha.
@maximchevalier26796 жыл бұрын
I would love a filum entitled “A day in the life of our dark lord John Maclean”
@SCSilk6 жыл бұрын
Maxim Chevalier or a night. :)
@PIAPutiJ6 жыл бұрын
IF SHANE DO . A SECRET LIFE OF JOHN MACLEAN ...... its ganna be lit
@mayramargarito31656 жыл бұрын
pia putij except John is extremely private. So he would never 😭
@monkeybread32176 жыл бұрын
he would scare john because of how loud shane is 😂😂😂😂😂
@PIAPutiJ6 жыл бұрын
@@monkeybread3217 yass 😂😂
@alexia-dl5wm6 жыл бұрын
pia putij NO WE LEAVE JOHNATHAN OUT OF THAT
@MrCijuciju6 жыл бұрын
Shane is an entertaining clown...and some things just don't mix&match...
@kagratobio91426 жыл бұрын
I feel like I gained 3 Brian cells
@quliah6 жыл бұрын
Tobio failed tho
@lydia1296 жыл бұрын
we stan brian
@i.55026 жыл бұрын
Gotta love them 🅱️rian cells
@miriamcarlacalapod27166 жыл бұрын
The Brians are quacking😂😂😂😂
@i.55026 жыл бұрын
Miriam Carla Balan Quack Quack
@malf0ygranger8076 жыл бұрын
i’ve never been so satisfied hearing someone saying the word *double u, double u, double u*
@davidperrii6 жыл бұрын
The most beautiful voice on planet earth along with Morgan Freeman
@esirex73716 жыл бұрын
David Perry they should narrate something together
@RomysCamera6 жыл бұрын
David Perry where is he from? I can’t place the accent! X
@footballgirl2636 жыл бұрын
it's mainly scottish but i feel it has a mix of posh english in it?
@laurennn96666 жыл бұрын
footballgirl263 what? I thought he had grown up in India or something
@footballgirl2636 жыл бұрын
idk about that but i know he went to college in glasgow and his accent is definitely scottish
@mantaren6 жыл бұрын
John started telling me to eat healthy as I am eating Nutella with a spoon. **puts spoon down in shame**
@MzKrystalPaul6 жыл бұрын
Nutiva Hazelnut Spread. You're welcome.
@janifhewasbig6 жыл бұрын
Honestly, i'm only here for 3 things 1.His Vocabulary 2.His Calmness 3.His Relaxing Voice 3.1 His seriousness, I like People like him, Although i still watch People Like Liza koshy, But people like Laura lee? (Sorry if you're a fan Of her and Her 3 other friends,) *NO*
@mollymoo7085 жыл бұрын
This is how I imagine cats sound if they could talk...
@annamacm40634 жыл бұрын
Marie Fogarty THAT is just perfect. Spot on
@LaisCordiolli4 жыл бұрын
haha lovely
@meahmeahify4 жыл бұрын
hahah that made me laugh so hard :DD
@TheMstwntdLMSV1234 жыл бұрын
*Gary has entered the chat*
@innadc49774 жыл бұрын
Hahaha this is the funniest comment!!! I totally agree!
@brunogouvea15556 жыл бұрын
Please Morticia Addams makeup tutorial
@groupie89856 жыл бұрын
SEAMLESSNESS HAHHAHHAAHH OH MY GOD I CANT BREATHE
@Kiarnii6 жыл бұрын
don't get me wrong i love myself but you make me feel inadequate bc ur like, actually God
@angelamarie51256 жыл бұрын
Kiarnii Miller ikr
@stephaniecervantesvelez45136 жыл бұрын
Fr
@missplasticpony6 жыл бұрын
Thats blasphemy! There is only one God and no one should make a picture of him.
@JD-tl1vx6 жыл бұрын
Relax. That’s disrespectful.
@A.N.A_youtube6 жыл бұрын
Kiarnii Miller lol
@kagitsune6 жыл бұрын
"a pebble, by Mother Nature... found on most Beaches" Girl, what online store is that? Does that brand have an Instagram? 🤔😆🏖️🌴 😉
@nicoleduret6 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a brand... until he said that it could be found in most beaches 🙈
@amethystsamia6 жыл бұрын
Just a plain old rock, courtesy of Mother Nature. Be sure to use a very smooth stone and not an abrasive one. Smooth ones are more common along river and creek beds as the water and tumbling action smooths them. Beaches too! Isn’t he just wonderful!
@Tisiphone26 жыл бұрын
It beats the very expensive bits of rose quartz and such being sold on Sephora's website at the moment!
@rosar.42936 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@whatithink33806 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a perfume brand
@melissavargas976 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on 300k subscribers, Milord. Please never cease to produce these filums, you are a constant delight.
@yikesnotagain10086 жыл бұрын
I suffer from severe anxiety and I have found that watching you videos helps calm me....... thank you
@chloe-hc3lg6 жыл бұрын
I feel like his content and vocabulary is too good to be free of charge lol ilysm john
@TonyPaulV6 жыл бұрын
Your filums are so calming, John. I could listen to you talk for hours. "I like to take a pebble - this one is by Mother Nature" Lol ❤️
@helloleya6 жыл бұрын
He is like a genderless human omg he is gorgeous
@WolfenMoony5 жыл бұрын
But... Your Grace is a god. ;)
@greenbanana10014 жыл бұрын
Please let’s not side track this video with gender neutral
@VeroSCIA4 жыл бұрын
@@greenbanana1001 John will tell you he is male and at a minimum 27,000 years old. John made 2 Q and A videos that are very informative and hysterical.
@VeroSCIA4 жыл бұрын
@@WolfenMoony John is a Lord.
@whyhihigh4 жыл бұрын
Veronica Starlite 25.000 years old**
@theoriginalorange6 жыл бұрын
We need more people like you in the world. You are so regal, reserved and well spoken.
@miriamcarlacalapod27166 жыл бұрын
He minds his own business,which everyone should do.
@yusras30706 жыл бұрын
I love the way he puts sudden emphasis on words and his nostrils flare 😂❤
@therightcombination62426 жыл бұрын
Yusra S I cant unsee it
@MascaraMasquerade6 жыл бұрын
I wish you had found some way to incorporate “seamlessness” into this filum. 💋💋💋
@kagitsune6 жыл бұрын
Mascara Masquerade, eyyyyyy nice see you here! Love your channel and style. 😃
@thebeatdown98826 жыл бұрын
We love seamlessness John 😂👏🏾
@MascaraMasquerade6 жыл бұрын
Naomi PR Thank you!! I love John’s videos!! So relaxing!!!
@symmetra13906 жыл бұрын
Mascara Masquerade yaaas
@XDsejahXD6 жыл бұрын
I am certainly shook that he called the video ‘film’ instead of video
@LA.Plays266 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I discovered that "film" should be pronounced as fil•m and not FILM. 😂😂😂
@amberboone-murphy48746 жыл бұрын
Omg .. I was always wondering what the hell a philum was ahaha
@sofiaskakalovaw41376 жыл бұрын
Sesawy I see you are new 🤔That’s what made me subscribe 1)he is a dark lord ,vampire don’t know yet.2) The way he talks makes my brain cells to get double 3)he says “subscription is optional “ so yhea .....
@robdrobot6 жыл бұрын
Fillum actually haha
@tajam47696 жыл бұрын
I have to tell you I just realized he was saying film. I literally googled what he was saying thinking it was spelled phylum. Lol yeah
@MILENKOLEVtv6 жыл бұрын
*Laura Leech* *Manny BOA* *Nikita Baloon* and *GabriWHOel* have to learn from that Queen
@zariaelle6 жыл бұрын
I’m dead
@auqqo6 жыл бұрын
Gabriel learned his lesson
@denzelsugayan4326 жыл бұрын
im weak
@Ricardo-fv2qi6 жыл бұрын
This queen isn't bothered by all the drama, she's so many many levels above it.
@batwoman18476 жыл бұрын
No.....Gaybriel
@punk_scorpio71356 жыл бұрын
*He is the human embodiment of the 'me, an intellectual' meme*
@Ambir916 жыл бұрын
Asmr vídeos are on the way!!?!?!?!! *exploding* 💖💖💖💖💖💖
@ugh12306 жыл бұрын
Ambir91 lol I use his videos as asmr for a minute now
@lovejoydoll6156 жыл бұрын
Not videos! ‘Filums!’
@deadlynightshade74116 жыл бұрын
Omg that's what I was thinking about
@yukjellybeans6 жыл бұрын
I love reading your comments because they’re all LOVE!
@meryemalkan5996 жыл бұрын
Jeny D literally!
@Defender_messenger6 жыл бұрын
I just subscribed, and I swear I will travel anywhere in the world to personally punch anyone that leaves hate! We must protect this glorious angel at all cost.
@shawnmccullough61946 жыл бұрын
Who else is excited about John revealing that he will be delving into the realm of ASMR.
@anyal.66386 жыл бұрын
Yessss!!!💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
@claraamado-maese79036 жыл бұрын
"Subscription is optional" The most gentle reminder that I have the option to subscribe (I kept meaning to and falling asleep once a video ended because of how eloquent and soft spoken he is) and, I admire that he does not see himself as a person who can instruct others on what they should do. How can he be a living deity and also incredibly down the earth... I am bewildered and inspired.
@mariaminghi42976 жыл бұрын
You don’t have try to do asmr, your britishness does the job
@jennyp23036 жыл бұрын
Haha same 😂
@lindaadamson51136 жыл бұрын
Seamlessly Scottishness.
@oanaalexia5 жыл бұрын
Just lower your volume ever so slightly and there you go, instant ASMR.
@youvebeenpoisoned50185 жыл бұрын
Maria Minghi he’s not British, he mentions his Scottish upbringing fairly often
@hayleyr90605 жыл бұрын
You’vebeenpoisoned Scotland is a part of the British isles, and the people of scotland hold British passports.
@Lizzy_Vuitton6 жыл бұрын
The under eyes is the most direct connection to the vagus nerve. Putting something cooling on the under eyes triggers the nerve to relax, in turn relaxing the whole body. The cooling rock is a great idea ☺️
@anyal.66386 жыл бұрын
Lizzy Jackson whaaat I never knew that!!! Thank you!💖💖💖
@djoan08726 жыл бұрын
Ooooooof! I learned something stimulating my brain cells! I quite thank you dear lady for this fruitful information. Yes, this is the most proper English I can get to thank you 😇
@Kweghp6 жыл бұрын
Can you make a video just degrading me and calling me a peasant pls
@ou82066 жыл бұрын
Katie Greason a mood
@xppl86356 жыл бұрын
Literally my kink ...
@Djoodibooti6 жыл бұрын
Okay but can we get into a 17th century french nobleperson dominatrix John? As a kink?!
@annexiety75176 жыл бұрын
my aesthetic
@shitymess19536 жыл бұрын
Film*
@thebasic26336 жыл бұрын
john : hello everyone me : hello my dark lord
@jessiekaye4926 жыл бұрын
the shade why does everyone call him that?
@MzKrystalPaul6 жыл бұрын
I say, "Pale Lord."
@grumpypandy81236 жыл бұрын
Jessie Kaye I think his voice
@BleedTheWineUnholy6 жыл бұрын
"Filum" Idk who this divine creature is, but he is officially my favorite person on this www.youtube.com platform from now on
@dprssdcat6 жыл бұрын
You're like the mixture of Poppy, Professor Snape and Morticia Addams but a makeup guru in one body.
@Sam-nc5qi6 жыл бұрын
Idk why but I just noticed he shaved his eyebrows. Why does it look so normal? Lol love you John
@kayaharleykhaleesi6 жыл бұрын
God has uploaded
@NOMAAM19706 жыл бұрын
I was wondering just yesterday when “THE MAN” was going to grace us with a video. Ask and you shall receive. 💛
@LauraLuke16 жыл бұрын
Amen
@Candyrock156 жыл бұрын
I haven't been able to stop thinking about that tbh
@lauren-mp8yn6 жыл бұрын
why are you literally everywhere lol
@adrianepulliam62256 жыл бұрын
"I am not just a man. I am. The Man." - Lord Maclean
@NOMAAM19706 жыл бұрын
lauren because I guess great minds think alike and you and I love the same youtubers. Hey girl. 😘😂
@nciscrazier6 жыл бұрын
“One shouldn’t forget the ears; poor souls”
@softbrattypuppy6 жыл бұрын
You have such an strong eye expression, i feel stared into my soul. It's scary but fascinating at the same time xD
@vegasgirl35386 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced he's really a 1400 year old vampire who's been awakened to teach us makeup and proper English.
@analiacalmejane6 жыл бұрын
He's a perfect mixture between a vampire, God and a Tolkien's high elf.
@forced2makethisbloodyaccou3556 жыл бұрын
I love your cheeky English humor! Watching your films makes me feel cultured once again, in a world filled with overly crude "humor." Thank you! And may your next 10,000 years be more lovely than the last!
@rosybrandle2 жыл бұрын
Scottish...
@ruairimcbride20616 жыл бұрын
Honestly one of my favourite Film creators , a person who truely values refinement is a one for me
@annaserevitch6 жыл бұрын
Ruairi Mcbride -film?- *filum*
@mrsmadtux6 жыл бұрын
“Marvelous documentaries...” (Binge watches Real Housewives for 8 hours) 😂😂😂 Me too, John. Me too.
@themurrrr6 жыл бұрын
Dear John, The KZbin beauty community has recently taken a big hit. We are in dire need for a proper filling of this void. Please take in all the disappointed fans
@h.preston45745 жыл бұрын
He’s got a new subscriber right here! 😂
@chrisssiiy6 жыл бұрын
I watched John last year and I’m so fking happy so many people are discovering him! This is what beauty gurus on KZbin should be!
@Scratchync6 жыл бұрын
John💖, We have VERY SIMILAR skin care routines😚. I did just purchase a Jade Roller from Amazon BUT, I REALLY like the vibrating one you have:). It makes total sense. I may have to pick that up😚. You are so smart about the way you treat your skin:). And, The Bobbi Brown "Extra Repair Eye Cream" is my Holy Grail💖. I also use her "Face Base" when I am extra dry and I am going to be doing a full face of makeup:). I do NOT go a day without an SPF 50. Lol. I am 51 years old but I often get mistaken for 40ish. Lol. That is the GREATEST compliment someone can pay me as I do take pride in my routine:) I have worn sunglasses every day (rain/sun/snow/cloudy) since I was 14 years old. It started as a cool trend in the early 80's and then my eyes became very sensitive to the light. So, I have worn them every single day since. I do not have 1 deep wrinkle under or by my eyes. None. Zero. Lol. I also have had no procedures (I cannot as I have health conditions that prevent me from having any sadly:(). I attribute my lack of wrinkles to the sunglasses. You are so sweet, wise and exceptionally talented😚. Thank you for sharing your regimen with us!!💖💖💖💖. And, I always look forward to your tutorials. Have a GREAT rest of your weekend and I look forward to your next upload😚.
@TheAgeofFabulous6 жыл бұрын
I’m also an avoider of the sun and a wearer of sunglasses at all times. I know that scientists have found that people and vampires with blue eyes are extremely sensitive to the sun, needing to wear protective wear at all time. We are special, wonderful people.
@MzKrystalPaul6 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves more likes. I have brown eyes yet sometimes wear sunglasses at night, so I understand.
@anyal.66386 жыл бұрын
Cute! I totally agree with you on all you said! I have brown eyes but I have to agree you are a special, wonderful people!💖💖💖
@ashj13906 жыл бұрын
I have blue/grey eyes and the sun is the worst. I cannot stand to be outside without polarized sunglasses!
@Aurora-uh9nk2 жыл бұрын
I have green/blue eyes and I suffer with glaucoma therefore extreme sensitivity to sunlight or light , plus pale skin …. This is the only place I feel at home !! I cannot stand the heat , hate the sun and sunlight , it kills my eyes.
@tracimclaughlin69436 жыл бұрын
I can not wait for your ASMR video!!! I think it is going to take the ASMR community by storm!!!! I love you John Maclean!!!! You sir are EVERYTHING!!!!!
@oPeRa19236 жыл бұрын
Though he is talking about his own skin, I love how inclusive his instructions are for everyone to try and apply. This is what we call a proper SKINCARE ROUTINE. 😍 we love you John! 😍🤗
@Showgun67966 жыл бұрын
I'm so curious about this guy's personal life 😂
@dianeshelton95926 жыл бұрын
Aleina goodness, self assured and kind, it must be marvelous
@newnana90705 жыл бұрын
gonorrhea Keeps things private and that’s how it should be. All his own to relax in and enjoy away from prying eyes.
@PHYSHY475 жыл бұрын
The tv comment he made had me laughing randomly at how funny and pure he is❤️ ☺️
@eddiern4 жыл бұрын
He's too majestic...we don't deserve to know
@nikkiforrester7406 жыл бұрын
Anyone else feel much smarter with their vocabulary after watching John???
@brookerivers45236 жыл бұрын
Your voice is entrancing and I'm not watching any other beauty person again
@sandraalba33956 жыл бұрын
Right!! especially with their made up drama these days! Those So called beauty gurus have become annoying as the gossip channels! They need to get a lesson from this channel!
@neshapr6 жыл бұрын
The pebble is a volcanic rock. It's soft to the touch. Beach sand makes great body scrub. I've never thought about using volcanic rocks for the face. Great technique.
@kelseycarlson97093 жыл бұрын
I love watching John speak. He speaks with such an ere of royalty and purpose and with such lovely pronunciation that you can physically see. It’s just so pleasant and I enjoy it very much.
@cesarrosas13376 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I really don’t know if he’s joking about the sarcophagus / vampire / immortal thing or not...
@justins81495 жыл бұрын
Yea the television thing really threw me off.
@shells90634 жыл бұрын
@@justins8149 what r u talking about? Just interested:)
@justins81494 жыл бұрын
@@shells9063 there was a television interview i believe that i watched about him, im not sure anymore as this was a long time ago.
@lyswvv6 жыл бұрын
Watching john makes me insecure about my english
@saakmalo82736 жыл бұрын
I suddenly have the urge to start spelling out laughing out loud instead of using childish abbreviations
@abyica6 жыл бұрын
Chuuey oh my god yes
@lilith94536 жыл бұрын
you should try asian makeup and skincare especially from korea. im sure theyll work great on you. love u. 😚
@laciesupport12445 жыл бұрын
You are a breath of fresh air in the makeup KZbin community. So glad I found you!
@HannahCanSing16 жыл бұрын
Does anybody else feel impeccably literate after listening to him
@susana50525 жыл бұрын
Me🤚
@lauren-mp8yn6 жыл бұрын
i feel like such a peasant when he speaks
@Lisa-pl4rn6 жыл бұрын
That smirk when he said protection haha
@nicolestewart6 жыл бұрын
I wish I could have seen this video at your age. Stay out of the sun folks and also drink plenty of water 😁👏🏼👏🏻👏🏾👏🏿👏🏾 I loved this video. It's never too late to take care of yourself ❤️
@ninjaahjumma6 жыл бұрын
I just ordered that same gold bar face massager from Amazon. The way you described how soothing it was convinced me that I MUST have one.
@Mardevscience3 жыл бұрын
He’s so very soothing to listen to. His vocabulary and the proper way he enunciates each word makes me feel so happy and safe.
@np45116 жыл бұрын
5:15 of this _filum_
@TheBest64316 жыл бұрын
n a m j o o n what is a filum?😂😂😂
@178MaRy6 жыл бұрын
Virginia Corbella that's how John pronounces film lol