My Rent-A-Boyfriend Applications (I'm serious)

[@CDawgVA]

PART 2 IS UP GO GO GO: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIOyYayag6iggJY

[@laputai]

ahhh

[@sirdudebro1274]

YEEES

[@reionV]

Ok

[@reneemimii]

YAASSSSS

[@artificial_alienz]

got it senpai! (lmao im sorry)

[@reeaye2765]

This is literally Connor showing off that his simp club is bigger than everyone else's.

[@SAL404w]

*93%!*

[@l0cal_ars0nist31]

✨

[@soseikiharagatatsu7859]

I say 80%

[@elainesparklemonkey]

Plus ca change.....

[@boocrimson7720]

Honestly I'm ok with that XD

[@rue1098]

You know its something big when he has "I'm serious" in the title

[@macandcheese4375]

PFFF

[@soseikiharagatatsu7859]

Well Jojo fans are like this

[@Haiki..]

My brain is large(I'm serious)

[@doritocoolranch]

That’s exactly the reason I cliked lol

[@darkeraofmine6321]

omg ur profile pic 😏😏

[@ineslyv1451]

Connor: "Im done with multiple camera angles" Evan: *cries of happiness*

[@softpurplebat]

I just thought the same xDD

[@breezybre598]

Really

[@breezybre598]

Evan may be mad about all that

[@darkdude1996ify]

Mudan is editing these though

[@loliaku2051]

Acedia Frost Its a reference

[@MusiicRoolz]

"i'm not gay but i can't manage to get a girlfriend so might as well try this" LOOL

[@whyamigae9666]

Meee tryna convince myself I was just had a crush on a girl for fun

[@MelonHere20]

I liked that part lol

[@esmeraldasgacha9555]

Time stamp?

[@evaliebrockway120]

It's okay my fellow human it is okay to let out your gay emotions

[@5yogurt]

@@esmeraldasgacha9555 Pause it at 5:27

[@cry9488]

Me: Damn, wish I could have applied Also me: *Is a lesbian*

[@meyeri1439]

Same 😂

[@flix9630]

Haha me too

[@Ilovemaskedmen585]

Brooo same lol 😂

[@gimperz666]

same, I just want someone to watch jojo with ;n;

[@whyamigae9666]

HELLO MY PEOPLE

[@muchcry8674]

The form he made is like a Job Application. Jesus Christ.

[@izanagi5136]

Didn’t he do the same for the gf one lmao

[@djtokimi]

I'm pretty sure that's the joke, you know.

[@muchcry8674]

@@djtokimi Wow! Really? Thanks 🥰

[@heyitsfay]

Is it not?

[@Fazz321]

I think it tells something about job application forms.

[@animeyahallo3887]

Connor is the main protagonist confirmed. I mean he have like 6 cameras pointing at him.

[@darkvenger04]

Underrated comment

[@falsesecrets8926]

I wonder why one of the cameras are under his disk 👀🤔🧐😏🙃

[@worlddomination4840]

Nope it’s Chris Hanson try again

[@tanman7568]

I swear, he's a tsundere when it comes to his sexuality.

[@rebsthetipsyelf]

yessss lmfao

[@Roozyj]

I honestly think he's pretty straight but just doesn't really care about what people think about his sexuality...

[@rebsthetipsyelf]

@@Roozyj true tho thes that kind of guy lol like "yeah i like girls but who cares!?" XD XD XD

[@brunetteartist24]

Totally

[@robertstankowski8897]

His straight as a ruller, also I can bet that he is into vanilla only

[@jarellcervantes1828]

"i have already, B E A T E N T H E M, these minors do not stand a chance" - Connor 2020

[@brokestudentinschool2731]

Who is your profile pick it looks familiar.

[@jarellcervantes1828]

@@brokestudentinschool2731 Yaemori from Rent-A-Girlfriend, she hasn't been introduced in the anime yet

[@brokestudentinschool2731]

@@jarellcervantes1828 thx

[@jarellcervantes1828]

@@brokestudentinschool2731 yeah np lol

[@yuckytucky]

My mum to me and my siblings be like

[@imbaymax546]

The one that answered "I'm horny" I- Salute to u👁️👄👁️

[@omikaido258]

Shout out to that one dude that just said 'cum.'

[@-kentaE]

I can hear marine voice

[@aljuhaidy9186]

That was me!!!

[@elainesparklemonkey]

I also thought Connor was renting himself a boyfriend, what a misunderstanding.....

[@Melmeltheclown]

Don't. Don't give him ideas.

[@Jellybei]

Listen to dio

[@waffler3174]

Dude same I clicked on the video and I was like o h waittt

[@canaryt3065]

Samess

[@_k_n_]

That's why I came here 😔

[@jsjsjeuididjd1790]

I ain’t even surprised

[@bjp1101]

Sameeeee

[@sillywombat]

Me neither

[@xuanya3454]

It’s normal at this point.

[@bjp1101]

"I did a very questionable thing Isnt that like...every video?

[@LuriQeciri]

Queen Hajinari lol yea I wonder every time he uploads I question why

[@agent6bell]

U right

[@saad2712]

Put " after thing

[@eoghanfeighery7383]

Yeah, pretty much.

[@mariafrancescadesira8808]

lol

[@DeithWX]

Editor: So, how many camera angles this time? Connor: Yes

[@dubscos617]

He really has a hard time

[@ramuhathunder2177]

Testicle accident: an accident that causes damaged to ones testicles or is caused by testicles.

[@mionyoro2655]

yes

[@lynnwantstobeaman]

I feel like Connor's thought process goes a bit like: When is the last time I've done something highly questionable? Days? Hours? Minutes? Well shit that's gotta change

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"That's normally the case with minors, because their brain is too undeveloped to appreciate JoJo's" Yoshikage Kira is speaking facts

[@wheresthepaprika7763]

Ha! Found him first

[@samuelmyrup3733]

Yo

[@charlene4419]

It's you again ... I see you everywhere ..

[@Bcnbiwka]

E date conner

[@enigmaarcs8559]

I see, we crossed paths again. Last time I saw you were after you binge watching giggUK videos

[@cxnilifts]

i dont care that im a guy Id rent connor if i had money

[@RecoveringChristian]

Id pay him to ravage my virginity into hell.

[@cxnilifts]

@@RecoveringChristian Same

[@bigmaxcc]

RecoveringChristian 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@damon_is_lost8987]

Same

[@pratheekk__]

i would ask him for a shoutout and 10 k

[@note5068]

"Im never beaten in games" PTSD about gigguk winning

[@100XSN]

WHY DO THE APPLICATIONS LOOK LIKE MY ONLINE SCHOOL ATTENDENCE THING SHGCHJFG

[@originalpringles]

Ohhh, he's the boyfriend. From the title i guessed differently...

[@ryuuisnothere]

SAME

[@bchiras]

SAME

[@Watcher-pl1lr]

^^^

[@BothHands1]

omg me tooo rofl but it's still a possibility, given the applications and his reactions to them 😉

[@grassyartz5911]

For a second I literally thought Connor was going to rent an actual boyfriend not him being the boyfriend haha

[@callmehotnotpretty1]

Same

[@giginorrr18]

that would’ve been better HAHAAH

[@littlebee2102]

꧁ GrassyArtz ꧂ me to

[@4avritx]

High class video idea right here 😂

[@Іапа]

I thought that aswell

[@BakaStryx2]

Connor is over here turning harem anime into a real life experience.

[@bjp1101]

Fr

[@raawesome3851]

He doesn't know that it already is a real life experience.

[@elgringo7088]

I’d join the harem no homo

[@EllukaKurokuwoka]

No surprise, we all know he is obviously an anime protagonist, we just don’t know of which genre

[@shun-li8204]

"Kacey but pronounced like Jason Statham." made me giggle violently

[@mae-alphastudios7408]

“I’ve done a very questionable thing.” - Conner. It wouldn’t be the first, and I’m sure it won’t be the last.

[@TangyTomato]

After this CDAWG is going to open a rent a boyfriend online service.

[@jadenthecommenter]

This should be a thing

[@TangyTomato]

@@jadenthecommenter Agreed.

[@BothHands1]

he'd probably pull in more money from that than youtube tbh ^_^;;

[@jadenthecommenter]

Tangy Tomato I would offer myself to the cause

[@TangyTomato]

@@BothHands1 It would also help virgin men find someone to talk to 😂

[@grey_x0]

Connor: "I'm not bisexual" Also Connor: *wears that button up ironically*

[@Ixe2077]

Since when were button ups Bisexual specific clothing?

[@AryaPDipa]

@@Ixe2077 This. I want to know as well. I know bisexual bob is a thing, but idk about Connor's shirt.

[@CL-lx2pm]

@@AryaPDipa I thought bis had cuffed jeans and trans men had button up shirts

[@akirablade5538]

He's byesexual, look it up on the Urban Dictionary

[@werosification]

@@Ixe2077 everything is bisexual if we want it to be. that's the power that comes from the millennia of erasure.

[@baguettesarenice]

Me: *Sees title* Me: “ *I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE* “

[@dyslexian9686]

@Aine rose ikr xD

[@simplyinspired4038]

“I didn’t mean to slap that hard” -Connor 2020

[@Dizzaton]

"Why do YOU need a rental boyfriend?" Because I'm asexual, and renting one and being able to return it at the end of the date sounds so much more appealing.

[@annakl89]

Same😂

[@adelemon4409]

UGH the perfect date

[@purpledream5780]

Iccooonnnnnnnn

[@sanjanaxiong4305]

me: a minor who simps over Connor but can’t fill out the application because I want to respect his space and give others a chance 👁💧👄💧👁

[@mickey7217]

We appreciate minors like you, you dropped this ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ👑

[@bycaseyca]

relatable 😔🤚

[@shalmonanandas3478]

Same 👁️👃👁️ 💧👄💧

[@marshmallow4646]

I'm seventeen and turning eighteen in three months whyyyyy

[@margaritamarcos5981]

✌😌 Same but I feel like I would put Sebastian just because

[@shinryujin0]

Connor: "I am the rules!" Dude is slowly turning into Gilgamesh.

[@weefyeet6177]

DAMARE, ZASSHU

[@nonotthehi-c]

Slowly?

[@weefyeet6177]

Ironically he's the one guy in the Trash Taste Podcast who couldn't comprehend the scale and complexity of Fate Lore. It's too much for him haha

[@LuminousOriens]

@@weefyeet6177 he got confused with 3 artorias and there's about 12 of them. I want to see him react to the amount of saber-faces.

[@hiitscath118]

Next thing we know, he'll have a lion on his lap as he records a video-

[@bigbossman1278]

Connor: YOU CANT FEEL PAIN IF YOUR DEAD Me: laughs hysterically

[@luxedash9341]

"Looks easy enough.." *2 seconds later* "What the fu-"

[@dumbbish470]

I THOUGH HE WAS GOING TO RENT BOYS TO BE HIS BOYFRIEND CAUS YOU KNOW “BL”

[@Hankypanky_04]

He needs to do that.

[@eliath5215]

@@Hankypanky_04 he’s done that.

[@Hankypanky_04]

@@eliath5215 Yeah i saw that now.

[@KooriGraywolf]

I was literally just about to comment on his weird camera angles and then he immediately addressed it

[@IReallyLikePurple24]

I thought connor was gonna rent a boyfriend for himself 0-0 just me?

[@lavarjr06]

I was hoping that was the video tbh lol

[@anastasiasea2291]

Same

[@gildarmesh3809]

cheating on kermit the frog is tight

[@SweetDisorder84]

I knew he wasn't, but I do wanna see him rent a boyfriend 😂

[@rebsthetipsyelf]

i thought so too lol i was like ohhhh im in

[@sukisukijanai971]

He wants his life to be a yaoi now-

[@jiihaku]

Y E S

[@rojetx8204]

....gay

[@casperscrossing4601]

ROJHAE THOMAS no duh

[@GojoSama-hg9kq]

✨👌

[@edabakb]

I APPROVE OF THIS

[@distant40]

it makes me feel uncomfortable when he squats down and looks into my soul with that camera angle

[@ubaidsamad4526]

He's turning into filthy frank slowly but surely, "he's evolving, but backwards. "

[@_averageenjoyer_]

And that's how it should continue ... We're summoning filthy frank trough Connor

[@fssamiel1156]

No One like summoning a blood deamon through a chaos witcher

[@BothHands1]

god i hope not

[@JA-ds5nq]

Bruh did you say backwards brooo filthy frank is the form of formof the form a god

[@_averageenjoyer_]

@@JA-ds5nq our god and savior

[@bored5127]

Bro, what If he actually meets his soulmate while doing his.. 👀👀👀

[@justabystander5303]

@Karamxri 👀

[@cckenji-gn3pe]

Sad Girl 👀

[@ainscrev7597]

@@cckenji-gn3pe 👀

[@Ziziwai]

👁 👁

[@chanimation7198]

@@ainscrev7597 👀

[@jccaigeamilo123]

“Minor’s brains are too undeveloped to appreciate jojo’s” My 12 year old cousin: [laughs in already at sbr]

[@TheOilDrinker]

Bruh I watched jojo a year ago (I'm only 15) and let me tell you golden wind is in my top ten favorite anime (Out of around 200)

[@KiraQueen303]

Me too, I've watched it when i was 13

[@mjsky3755]

Me: *laughs in 14 year old, already done by part 8 and waiting for chapter 101 to be released*

[@petriich0r_381]

*LAUGHS IN WATCHES JOJO AT 10*

[@Haiki..]

Laughs in baby

[@jensonjones789]

Connor with his multiple camera angles : 🤩😍🥳😚✌🏿 Evan editing this : 🥲🙄😩🥺😔🔫

[@chizu.u2986]

17:18 - 17:27 killed me. "looks easy enough" - 2 seconds later - "what the fu-?!!"

[@samadam8016]

I read the title as Conner renting himself a boyfriend 😂

[@samuraihei7]

somehow that would be even more epic!

[@KuroKazumi]

I thought that’s what the video is about and I was very confused while watching it

[@N.ibblies]

What has the world done to you, Connor...

[@vierre3691]

:)

[@orangesoda4535]

The world is a stand that can stop time.

[@jillnicoleshell]

CYUGUGUG

[@Dylan-tz9ox]

Connor: *makes his e-date debut* Me: Ah yes, this is indicative of the 93%

[@TheOilDrinker]

Lol

[@SerendipityStudios]

*Ah yes, we confirmed it boys. My boy Cdwag is gay-* Realizes that he meant he was the rental boyfriend *nvm...*

[@revanliviar1239]

I can't believe connor just watches an anime about a rental girlfriend and decides yup im becoming that now

[@dendo645]

This man is hitting camera angles that I’ve never even seen before

[@pugpixie]

*isnt surprised that Connor did something questionable*

[@Azure0003]

Me: *"Blink twice if you need help"* Connor: *blinks more than once-* Me: *"So do you need help?-"* Connor: *isn't even blinking any more* Me: *"O k a y-"*

[@samyourneighbor4122]

Me : * reads : "I'm serious" * Me : is Connor actually getting a partner?!? :O

[@こはる-h9t]

"Fools! I've beaten them, these minors do not stand a chance!" -Cdawg Joestar, 2020

[@LadyArtemis69]

Don't be a coward, Connor. 10 camera angles or nothing.

[@kanati1133]

Nah man 12 camera angles

[@-emir5484]

Wait why did my mind immeadiately thought it would be guys renting connor as a boyfriend..?

[@LuminousOriens]

Oh so I'm not the only one. My most recent Cdawg vids were mostly all yaoi tho.

[@RhythmEchoXD]

Connor does something amazing and totally not questionable

[@rnalonto]

17:17 **watches "FIRE BIRD" playthrough** CONNOR: OK, that's easy enough... **three seconds later** CONNOR: *WHAT THE F-*

[@zerorequiem42]

"I'll send you feet pics and call you daddy." That's a keeper.

[@Quartz_111]

Apparently he's a catch among the lonely gay guys?

[@aizhamalzhusupova4813]

Conor has more camera angles than Uzaki-chan gets hate on twitter.

[@kakorotskywalker]

I don't know if that's an insult or a compliment lol.

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen8674]

Kakorot Skywalker yes

[@AdviceProviderfame]

I dunno about that. Uzaki had a lot of hate on Twitter (lots of it unnecessary)

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen8674]

UravitarianTM for example?

[@randomthings8732]

@@AdviceProviderfame *but can it beat his camera angles?*

[@gamer_weeb_weirdoz5141]

Next on CDawgVA: My-rent-a-child Application

[@kakorotskywalker]

Oh no-

[@brunetteartist24]

All under 18 simps: my time is h e r e

[@user-fg5sn4qf9v]

y e s

[@arisoapi]

yes lmao

[@misschelz1]

Wtf

[@smallbeard]

"Is your favorite anime black butler?" You had me laughing, man. I'm loving these camera angles by the way.

[@Oh_the_humanity]

Connor: I ALREADY BEAT THEM! Me: you.. beat minors?

[@thegrimreaper8153]

“Wait! Wait! I have an explanation! *Anime.* ” My whole life tbh

[@melgrimm8608]

"Very horny applications. What's up with that?!" Me: ... really? Do you REALLY need to ask that? I don't think so. You know EXACTLY what some fangirls dream about. Bet you find weird fanfics about you. Huh. Now I'm curious. Also! 17:19 - 17:27 HOW?! WHO IS THIS PERSON?! Can you teach me?! Please?!

[@sparkypineapple212]

do you know what rhythm game this is?

[@asher890]

@@sparkypineapple212 Bang dream is the name of the game

[@eeveethejedi]

bandori best game

[@Coedaez]

Genuinely was impressed by the poem and clapped out loud even tho its currently very late

[@kennypalmares1514]

In the future Connor's camera angle will be everywhere..... Even in his bathroom😂

[@kago765]

“A weeb cannot become a youtuber they are too busy watching anime" Conner and the other animetubers : hold our bear

[@ZeelofTheMarty]

Dunno only the anime man seems to have watched/read as much anime/manga as me and its their jobs to do it and I got a normal full time job

[@kaij6573]

@@ZeelofTheMarty how do u get a job reading manga and watching anime 😩 i need to knowww

[@abhisheksamuel5986]

Ahh yes the bear 🐻

[@luisat431]

I really want a date with Connor where we just talk in JOJO REFERENCES 😂

[@dauwlamon3334]

Oh noooooooo

[@luisat431]

Oh yeessss 😏

[@Chirichiriden]

Yes YES Y35

[@Zero-fn9gd]

"No can beat me in video games" Chess tournament flashback XD

[@sweetscheme]

I never apply for those because it'd sound half like: "Connor is god and I am but a simp."(I am over 19 btw) and half "I give excellent cuddles. As a tall jojo loving male, I am sure your masculinity would be accustom to holding a small fragile female in your arms while we discuss yaoi. We could even hold hands and you could share your passion for VA with me. I also give great anxiety-healing hugs and can sew you the most amazing cosplays(mainly jjba cosplays)." (Also would love to rub this in somebodies face. Plus it being chosen by Connor would make me feel less unlovable)

[@remomareno]

cute xD

[@muffinzetta3670]

sounds like tsundare talk to me

[@edwardrichtofen1252]

19 huh? the first two numbers from famous wars... I like it.

[@BothHands1]

awww

[@whyamigae9666]

*Bro I want cuddles 🥺*

[@samanthanagano5288]

1:55 Black Butler isn't my absolute favourite anime, but it was one of my first and I think it's really good!! Also all the camara angles were really funny

[@skullduggerydoo]

the camera angles KILLED me

[@VoidDreamkiller]

"You can't be in pain if you're DEAD!" that's a mood

[@Mars44875]

“I did a very questionable thing.” So everything else you make isn’t questionable????

[@johnny733]

"I am hyper intelligent" - MonkeyBrain 2k20

[@kukuku5831]

when that one guy pulled up fire bird on bandori I leaned back in my chair

[@CrystalRubyMoon]

Ooooh I like the 2nd camera's new angle! The back one was dumb, but keeping it faced forward but just off to the side and down a bit, it's nicer!

[@raawesome3851]

Of course he wants this. This is after he saw Rent-A-Girlfriend.

[@Amaya9281]

I like how he puts "I'm serious" in the title like we're not accustomed already to Connor doing questionable sh*t

[@jacobvanmetre9283]

Honestly just being able to tell my family I have a boyfriend, being able humiliate them with my same sex relationship is all I want in life. And also I need some recording equipment so ya know, once I brainwash him into giving me his address I’ll be able to record and upload my “when somebody loved me- stitch impression edition” .

[@ogblaze2580]

Love the pillow next to connors cheesy foot on 11:00

[@rubarb7711]

“DOES THAT NOT HURT THE C00CH A LITTLE BIT””” SHJHSHSKS

[@scribbler1316]

Connor has found a way to Weed out all the miners clearly genius

[@Flare3500]

Two outcomes on next week on Trash Taste podcast Connor "So yeah I banged this pole dancer" or Gigguk "Yeah Connor can't join us this week because someone stole Connor's kidney during his filming of Rent a Boyfriend"

[@healinggrounds19]

Or " An Arielist stole my kidney"

[@TheOilDrinker]

Nice

[@EthosArts]

The camera angles are pure gold.

[@OWO-pk5vp]

Challenges that CDAWGVA will never beat: "shave thou beard everyday" "Grow thou hair at least above the eyebrow"

[@jubbers28]

Thanks you Conner for your content. Today my dog unfortunately was put down, she was the sweetest dog and been with me through so much. Thanks Conner for this video that has helped distract me from the pain ♡

[@CB-lj2nd]

17:18 Conner: Looks easy enough Tiger: GOES IN TO ULTRA INSTINCT

[@Phantom-T]

"Rent-a-Girlfriend is a very good show" Say sike now

[@catherine8030]

No❤️

[@nu_na1231]

Reading yaoi can make people’s lives more interesting than ever.

[@JaKell_Stone]

All the camera angles made me laugh so hard, also sidenote: Connor's shirt is just cool.

[@entropy04]

The multiple camera angles just add to the perfection of this video

[@Q19484]

Can you imagine 2066 Conner: welcome! *looked at his 100 camera angles*

[@calamitybear15]

When Connor said my name was lovely...why am I even flattered? It's just a name. I'll take it.

[@Graine01]

prostitution, with extra steps.

[@tsukinoseYurine3508]

Prostitution with Attitude

[@BeeLzeBuBBLeButthoLe]

I was denied way way WAAAY before this video was even made. I personally inquired about a year ago. I was happy to even get a reply. You''re far too kind Connor. Thank you for not ghosting my inquiry though. The fact you politely declined rather than just blatantly ignoring it says a lot about your character. Whoever wins your heart is a real winner winner chicken dinner. This man folks. He's a WINNER WINNER CHCKEN DINNER!! Ya'll treat him right now you hear? KAPICHE?! Good! Good luck Connor. Best Wishes and I truly hope you find happiness in whatever shape it might take if you haven't already. 🥰

[@whaled-buffalo9640]

The camera angles just killed me. Connor is top notch hilarity.