My Sanity Is On The Line For Du Plessis vs Adesanya At UFC 305! MMA News Reaction & Prediction

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THE MMA GURU

THE MMA GURU

22 күн бұрын

Dricus Du Plessis vs Israel Adesanya takes place at UFC 305 in Australia and Strickland is passed up for a title shot, this is my reaction with a prediction for how the fight will go, let me know what you guys think in the comments section down below.
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@heisenb3rg
@heisenb3rg 20 күн бұрын
Guru has entered the 7th layer of hair
@ElChicoMedas
@ElChicoMedas 20 күн бұрын
😂
@yellowgamer7153
@yellowgamer7153 20 күн бұрын
This might be the best comment I’ve seen in a good while 💀
@gagelink2640
@gagelink2640 20 күн бұрын
People should see this lol
@Khoisanboogie
@Khoisanboogie 20 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@thingsstuffbro7750
@thingsstuffbro7750 20 күн бұрын
I was drinking when I seen this now there is Gatorade all over my desk 😂😂😂
@masterdebater1678
@masterdebater1678 20 күн бұрын
Izzy winning might create the greatest Guru rage we’ve ever seen.
@Promislandzion
@Promislandzion 20 күн бұрын
I’m praying for it.
@funkthat
@funkthat 20 күн бұрын
@@Promislandzion Dricus has noooo chance haha, barely lost to Strickland, Dricus is the worst middleweight champion in UFC history
@masterdebater1678
@masterdebater1678 20 күн бұрын
@@Promislandzion same lol, good guru rage can be the source of my happiness for weeks
@RaymondMichaelBarrera
@RaymondMichaelBarrera 20 күн бұрын
I hate to say it,as much as I dislike Adesanya I think he really does have the advantage here. Ddp just might lose. The only good thing out of this is going to be our lil piggy's reaction 🐖🐷🐽🐖🐖
@buktomsin
@buktomsin 20 күн бұрын
@@funkthat Ever heard of Evan "The Dumpster Juice" Tanner? Put some respec onem boi, DDP is at best 2nd worst.
@kylecunningham9793
@kylecunningham9793 20 күн бұрын
"Goddard, Trips, dies in the ring" 😂 im dead
@foodeat2000
@foodeat2000 18 күн бұрын
IDSOVA IDSOVA IDSOVA IDSOVA
@weewee5613
@weewee5613 20 күн бұрын
Guru beating his own hand is considered spousal abuse
@brickflair8926
@brickflair8926 20 күн бұрын
Guru beating himself is animal abuse
@kashkeeton
@kashkeeton 13 күн бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@cubanolive
@cubanolive 20 күн бұрын
This is the most unhinged version of Guru I think Ive ever witnessed 😂
@rootapt-getworld
@rootapt-getworld 20 күн бұрын
my exact thoughts lmao
@thatsTylerDurden
@thatsTylerDurden 20 күн бұрын
A mix between Roy Nelson and Albert Einstein with a hint of Edgar Allen Poe.
@TheOne-uc9rz
@TheOne-uc9rz 20 күн бұрын
Nah the Merab video. “Invade, invade, invade” lol
@Rockyphilly94
@Rockyphilly94 20 күн бұрын
Should've witnessed him after Islam won the strap. That was quite the experience..
@leflexican
@leflexican 20 күн бұрын
Bro just asked everyone to stream the fight illegally lmao, that’s a different kind of hate.
@BriggsHall
@BriggsHall 20 күн бұрын
DRICUS WILL GET ON THE MIC AND DESCRIBE IN DEEP DETAIL THE GURUS PHYSIQUE
@YataLocK
@YataLocK 20 күн бұрын
Only if he does it while doing an impression of Mario Rios
@Azzury.
@Azzury. 20 күн бұрын
Adesanya is going to grow a nipple tumour the size of a tennis ball with insane never before seen surreal one punch KO prime Wilder power. Mark my words
@noraeightoheight
@noraeightoheight 20 күн бұрын
DDP is such a chad for taking the time to provide joy to MMA fans with disabilities like GURU, which shows people who have lost the use of their legs that there is still a chance to be a superfan even from a wheelchair. No one is forgotten or looked over when DDP is around. great champion. charitable heart. pure class.
@kanethesevenfootmonster868
@kanethesevenfootmonster868 20 күн бұрын
@@Azzury. I Can Actually See That..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alextomlinson
@alextomlinson 20 күн бұрын
@@Azzury.Yeah took a break to juice up
@Thecrysis4511
@Thecrysis4511 20 күн бұрын
Therapist: You need to stop getting so emotionally invested into UFC fights Guru: 🇿🇦
@allahalkareem8055
@allahalkareem8055 18 күн бұрын
The rapist*
@onlygot1t305
@onlygot1t305 19 күн бұрын
I appreciate this unbiased analysis.
@LeftLaneMMA
@LeftLaneMMA 20 күн бұрын
If Izzy wins guru might just quit KZbin
@LupeJustinian
@LupeJustinian 20 күн бұрын
🤞
@goyasmind
@goyasmind 20 күн бұрын
They won’t be watching you lil bro
@funkthat
@funkthat 20 күн бұрын
Even Guru isnt convinced that Dricus will win, he just has to sell it because Dricus is his buddy
@Warpig9
@Warpig9 20 күн бұрын
This means everything to him. This is his life
@goribhafizx
@goribhafizx 20 күн бұрын
Guru will literally be sitting in a bar saying I had a KZbin channel once...
@KirbysFakePunt
@KirbysFakePunt 20 күн бұрын
I just hope DDP goes to the press conference dressed as Scooby Doo
@cosmo3665
@cosmo3665 20 күн бұрын
Rutttt Roooo 🐶🐶🐶
@kimjong699
@kimjong699 20 күн бұрын
Izzy should got dressed as DDP’s coach 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
@kspisk5696
@kspisk5696 20 күн бұрын
@@kimjong699what happened in your life that made you openly support sexual deviant predators?
@JM-X0304
@JM-X0304 20 күн бұрын
All to goad Izzy into trying to take him down to *ground and pound* him so Dricus can capitalise on the poor takedown attempts to KO Izzy inside 3. The master plan is in place.
@yumjoystyle2
@yumjoystyle2 20 күн бұрын
@@kimjong699 Except he does that already and piggy has the pics
@wardygrub
@wardygrub 20 күн бұрын
10:40 to 12:15 Best bit of sports commentary ever broadcast in the whole world.
@smokingfoos
@smokingfoos 19 күн бұрын
Guru saying this while talking to DC and chael
@vishiousv6861
@vishiousv6861 19 күн бұрын
His "Imagination / fantasy" is bordering Sadism. That says something. Not an Izzy fan. But, my gut feeling is Izzy gets it done.
@wardygrub
@wardygrub 18 күн бұрын
@@vishiousv6861 Haha! I don’t think it’s ‘bordering’! Guru is unashamedly delighting in his dark sadistic fantasies about Izzy’s potential undoing. It’s just too funny! 😂
@BanditoBurrito
@BanditoBurrito 18 күн бұрын
OOSH, DOOSH, OOSH, OOSH DOOSH
@danielju9953
@danielju9953 17 күн бұрын
@@wardygrub hes literally hinting at committing suicide if adesanya wins lmao. peak emotional blackmail
@g-fourgaming8657
@g-fourgaming8657 20 күн бұрын
Man I died from laughter at 11:00 to 12:20 🤣🤣 😭💀☠️☠️
@firenado1674
@firenado1674 20 күн бұрын
I was eating a chocolate bar and I almost chocked to death from laughing
@g-fourgaming8657
@g-fourgaming8657 20 күн бұрын
@@firenado1674 Ikr 💀
@toemasmeems
@toemasmeems 18 күн бұрын
@@firenado1674😢
@StoicRoadz
@StoicRoadz 17 күн бұрын
Hilarious
@myreflexquickasf3786
@myreflexquickasf3786 15 күн бұрын
The Goddard part is so funny holy fkkk
@danielpauley9113
@danielpauley9113 20 күн бұрын
Izzy called Australian racist. He’s not an Ozzie 🇦🇺
@kingt0295
@kingt0295 20 күн бұрын
I have no idea why they make him fight here anyway. He knocked out our champ in Rob. Never liked that weirdo. Plus hes from New Zealand make his events there.
@Stillcellar
@Stillcellar 20 күн бұрын
​@kingt0295 Still dirty about that. No aussie wants to watch that homo fight.
@BrentonPercy
@BrentonPercy 20 күн бұрын
@@kingt0295 its because NZ refuse to hold UFC events.
@lance-biggums
@lance-biggums 20 күн бұрын
To be fair a lot of Australians are racist. And that's okay.
@AntiPeoplePersons
@AntiPeoplePersons 20 күн бұрын
They are
@AussiePodge
@AussiePodge 20 күн бұрын
Good to see some Unbiased analysis. 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
@omarisawesome1996
@omarisawesome1996 20 күн бұрын
12:00 this is what you do to black people as your morning workout
@cringemaxxing28
@cringemaxxing28 19 күн бұрын
This is super biased. 😂
@AXEJAYB
@AXEJAYB 19 күн бұрын
@@cringemaxxing28not sure if you are watching the same thing I am but all I heard was a detailed analysis looking at the facts of the fight 🤷‍♂️ 12:34
@dan_halfsvear
@dan_halfsvear 18 күн бұрын
😂
@CVSTiramisu
@CVSTiramisu 16 күн бұрын
Guru would let ddp jackhammer his imaginary husband
@dawiddelport6927
@dawiddelport6927 20 күн бұрын
😂😂 this made my day. I could literally feel the passion the spit and the punches. Thank you Guru 🇿🇦 South African fan
@dutchschaefer1757
@dutchschaefer1757 20 күн бұрын
Duplessis just before choking the sh*t out of him whispers to his ears: "this one is for Africa and for Peta"
@Mr357
@Mr357 20 күн бұрын
Dricus finishing Jizzy with ground n' pound while repeatedly screaming, "Yeah, my African brotha!" would be perfect.
@adamhsr
@adamhsr 20 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yumjoystyle2
@yumjoystyle2 20 күн бұрын
This needs to happen!!
@kall745
@kall745 20 күн бұрын
ground and pound would be the best yeah easiest way of winning for dricus is dunk adesanya on the ground. We thought Chimaev could do it, but he has one round cardio so ddp is better.
@Sam-fs8sx
@Sam-fs8sx 19 күн бұрын
I hope Izzy sparks and KO's him stiff. I always root for Izzy when he is going all out. Now if Izzy decides to play it safe and point fight that's a different story.
@mattking1332
@mattking1332 19 күн бұрын
Alhumdullilah
@joshshak
@joshshak 20 күн бұрын
Ddp talking about gurus physique: "I could go into heavy details" "AND I WILL"
@KirbysFakePunt
@KirbysFakePunt 20 күн бұрын
😂😂
@Allinone_MMA
@Allinone_MMA 20 күн бұрын
🤣👍🏻
@Warpig9
@Warpig9 20 күн бұрын
Ddp to kevin holland
@hankthetank8039
@hankthetank8039 20 күн бұрын
Emphasis on heavy.
@thefranken-thing
@thefranken-thing 20 күн бұрын
He should tell us if Guru's tail curls to the left or the right.🐷🐖
@RockstarRex1410
@RockstarRex1410 19 күн бұрын
Fun fact Aus vs Springboks are on the same day in Perth as well and there are actually around 40 k South Africans in Perth so wouldn't be surprised if Dricus will have quite a lot of support
@firenado1674
@firenado1674 20 күн бұрын
10:42 legendary guru sequence replay button
@marcmaldonado7193
@marcmaldonado7193 20 күн бұрын
“Malnourished” is crazy 😂😭😭😭
@realtalk9195
@realtalk9195 19 күн бұрын
Because he been gyno feeding all them poor puppies
@starseeddeluxe
@starseeddeluxe 19 күн бұрын
Izzy is the same exact size as Jon Jones. Jon is about 1/2 inch taller, and carries more fat. If Jon went on a low carb diet, he would look identical to Izzy, with a bit more reach. There was a narrative about how Jon is way too large for Izzy. Recall that they were supposed to fight each other in an alternative universe. We might end up seeing that fight, 5 years after it was originally talked about. If Izzy wins and Alex loses to Jiri, you could see some strange timeline where Jon calls out Adesanya for heavyweight.
@Timoteo-yt9dq
@Timoteo-yt9dq 19 күн бұрын
​@@starseeddeluxe What are you yapping about ahahah forget that fight. Also, we've already seen JJ lean like Adesanya is... And he's obviously more muscular
@bon_jo
@bon_jo 19 күн бұрын
@@starseeddeluxe Jones is clearly more than 1/2 taller than adesanya. Adesanya is like 6' 2"1/2 Jones is like 6 3 1/2 Almost all UFC fighter's height are inflated, except for Pereira which is legit 6 4 and some others like wonderboy
@MMAVoodoo
@MMAVoodoo 19 күн бұрын
​@@starseeddeluxe bro Izzy has never had the kind of mass Jones had at light heavy, let alone heavyweight... What are you talking about?
@Hoc-Dolliday
@Hoc-Dolliday 20 күн бұрын
*GURU’s sanity is on the line* *when he runs out of Mayo.*
@thefranken-thing
@thefranken-thing 20 күн бұрын
You ever try eating a dry sandwich? 🏜️🗣️
@Hoc-Dolliday
@Hoc-Dolliday 20 күн бұрын
@@thefranken-thing he drinks mayo straight, no chaser.
@FlaminggMoe
@FlaminggMoe 19 күн бұрын
​@Hoc-Dolliday Since he became a big shot I hear he has it on tap in his house. His neighbours were complaining because the council had to dig up the footpath to run the pipe in
@JahEerie
@JahEerie 19 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 🥪
@ForsakenDNL
@ForsakenDNL Күн бұрын
​@@Hoc-Dolliday 😂😂😂😂😂
@dannyboy536
@dannyboy536 20 күн бұрын
Who in Australia thinks this is Adesanya's home turf? Not me
@fernerx
@fernerx 20 күн бұрын
Im from new zealand, I know aus and nz are looked at as interchangable but he not from australia hahaha
@dannyboy536
@dannyboy536 19 күн бұрын
@@fernerx When it comes down to it, we have each other's backs. But I hear them bang on about Anzacs... come on man, we're not in the trenches together. I lived in NZ for 10 years and didn't meet many people who liked Adesanya. Anyone who knows MMA over there still loves the rest of the City KB crew. Adesanya is liked by the same type of people that use pronouns.
@fernerx
@fernerx 18 күн бұрын
@dannyboy536 Yeah I know what you mean. I'm a fan of the rest of the ckb team and Rob, volk, bam bam etc just can't seem to be a fan of adasayna
@mattvader2023
@mattvader2023 13 күн бұрын
Perth is more south african than south africa 😂
@dannyboy536
@dannyboy536 13 күн бұрын
@@mattvader2023 You should see the North shore of Auckland
@winstonwolf5706
@winstonwolf5706 19 күн бұрын
I feel the same about the mental health part. This needs to go the right way.
@escotheg00n
@escotheg00n 20 күн бұрын
DDP takes Izzy's back DDP whispers: "MMA GURU sent me."
@8301TheJMan
@8301TheJMan 20 күн бұрын
"The Guru sends his regards" lol
@cheesestring2032
@cheesestring2032 19 күн бұрын
And than Izzy squeals "slip it back in dricus" because he's gay
@TheStraightestWhitest
@TheStraightestWhitest 19 күн бұрын
"I'm going in now."
@GorgeousGoon007
@GorgeousGoon007 18 күн бұрын
“i’m gonna say the n word now”
@yumjoystyle2
@yumjoystyle2 20 күн бұрын
Dricus gonna show up in a dashiki and a bone through his nose wearing a dreadlock wig and win the fans over 🇿🇦✊🏻
@marcusispoor
@marcusispoor 20 күн бұрын
AYO WHAT?!?! 😂
@9090xx
@9090xx 20 күн бұрын
@@marcusispoor black boy mad 😂
@porkerpete7722
@porkerpete7722 20 күн бұрын
​@@9090xxhe's reacting in a funny/surpised way, he's not mad at all wierdo 😂
@DASW2001
@DASW2001 20 күн бұрын
First person to wear dreadlocks was a white man anyway
@BudduredToast
@BudduredToast 20 күн бұрын
​@@DASW2001 Bahaha tf are you talking about? It's 100% impossible to attribute the original of dreads to any single culture, ethnicity, or race. You might as well say the first person to wear their hair short was a white man too lmao!
@RalphWreck-it9kx
@RalphWreck-it9kx 20 күн бұрын
Probably the best fight review in the history of MMA. Bow to the GURU y’all 🙌🏻
@-will-1389
@-will-1389 20 күн бұрын
Australia is not home turf for Adesanya lol, most ufc fans here hate him
@fernerx
@fernerx 20 күн бұрын
Im from New zealand and I hate him. You guys can have him
@WILLEATSNREVIEWS
@WILLEATSNREVIEWS 19 күн бұрын
Still it’s close to new zeland
@dubstepXpower
@dubstepXpower 19 күн бұрын
Perth is like an 7 hr flight from auckland ​@@WILLEATSNREVIEWS
@user-br3xp5wm3o
@user-br3xp5wm3o 16 күн бұрын
​@@WILLEATSNREVIEWSNot really
@Mikehowarth1988
@Mikehowarth1988 16 күн бұрын
Guru is just having a dig at Izzy and emphasising the point that he’s closer to Australia than Africa.
@brobocops
@brobocops 20 күн бұрын
Still doesn't feel real that Strickland walked Izzy down for 5 rounds lol
@thefranken-thing
@thefranken-thing 20 күн бұрын
Izzy was roleplaying as a dog. He WANTED to be walked.😏
@lactatingcow6555
@lactatingcow6555 19 күн бұрын
He was playing possum 💯
@kidneystonermusic
@kidneystonermusic 19 күн бұрын
It was like Pena vs Nunez, it's that 1 in 100 outcome
@HrdStylShuffler
@HrdStylShuffler 18 күн бұрын
@@kidneystonermusicexcept 90 out of 100 times Strickland still gets that result
@yassermmh6772
@yassermmh6772 16 күн бұрын
​@@HrdStylShufflerIdk im a jizzy hater btw but i feel he can catch strickland in a rematch
@trash-o5417
@trash-o5417 20 күн бұрын
hes literally got gyno on the poster lmaooo
@goodxd701
@goodxd701 20 күн бұрын
He always does💀
@v.jinesh3151
@v.jinesh3151 20 күн бұрын
Yeah now we gotta watch him KO DDP in 2 rounds with a grazing knucle and guru rage beyond belief 😂😂😂
@ElChicoMedas
@ElChicoMedas 20 күн бұрын
bro has drop titty
@kanethesevenfootmonster868
@kanethesevenfootmonster868 20 күн бұрын
@@v.jinesh3151 No Problem, I See Strickland Dominating Him Again.....😊😊👍🏼👍🏼
@Wik0723
@Wik0723 20 күн бұрын
Guy’s never seen nipples before
@eloel777
@eloel777 19 күн бұрын
bro perfected the hobo look
@pastywhiteboy9393
@pastywhiteboy9393 20 күн бұрын
Guru is the best MMA youtuber because he’s the only one that really gives his toxic unfiltered opinions. No one else would make a video like this.
@ErnestLemmingway
@ErnestLemmingway 20 күн бұрын
He is a catalyst for all of our toxic rage 😁
@allahalkareem8055
@allahalkareem8055 19 күн бұрын
Just because you disagree doesn't mean the opinions are tOxiC
@DeadSpaceMMA
@DeadSpaceMMA 20 күн бұрын
As an Australian ill be single handedly creating the movement to have the crowd support DDP over Izzy
@alyberop1
@alyberop1 20 күн бұрын
Shouldn't be hard, especially after he called us racist
@KrugerAU
@KrugerAU 20 күн бұрын
Good!
@whoozworldizthis4221
@whoozworldizthis4221 20 күн бұрын
I was at Sydney and most of the crowd were going for Strickland including at the press conference. That's why izzy called us all racist
@dolod777
@dolod777 20 күн бұрын
Why would anyone in Australia cheer for Chinese instead of their own?
@hanoitripper1809
@hanoitripper1809 20 күн бұрын
If yre Ozzie you’d already know Perth is the biggest Safa town in Oz and outside of Africa 🤣
@Thunderfist_McBeefcake
@Thunderfist_McBeefcake 20 күн бұрын
Time to call upon the dark arts, huh Hagrid…?
@wesmckenna8287
@wesmckenna8287 20 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@NZBOYY
@NZBOYY 20 күн бұрын
GOLD 😂😂😂
@streetplaya23
@streetplaya23 20 күн бұрын
guru gonna send money to gamrot to combine prayer power and summon and cast all kinds of curses. Dricus dogwalks Izzy with grappling and pressure for 5 rounds same way Kevin Lee did to barboza and at the last 30 sec ddp goes for a strong takedown and swollen faced izzy tries to defend and steps back awkwardly and snaps his shin bone like conor did. Decisive round for round loss plus injury puts him out of any 2nd undeserved rematch possibilities
@addyfilm
@addyfilm 18 күн бұрын
Your a dark artist harry
@babysharpMMA
@babysharpMMA 20 күн бұрын
This is the funniest anything of guru I have ever come across, what a time to be alive
@Epoch-vu8cj
@Epoch-vu8cj 20 күн бұрын
Shout out to the puppy!
@fumk3486
@fumk3486 20 күн бұрын
Piggy we need you in ddp’s corner.
@thefranken-thing
@thefranken-thing 20 күн бұрын
Good idea. That way they can discuss Piggy's hair and weight between rounds.
@kanethesevenfootmonster868
@kanethesevenfootmonster868 20 күн бұрын
@@thefranken-thing 😂😂😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼
@streetplaya23
@streetplaya23 20 күн бұрын
we need gamrot casting spells too.
@sewiiijunior1809
@sewiiijunior1809 20 күн бұрын
​@@thefranken-thingand give eachother bjs aftet the fight
@whartonarseino8849
@whartonarseino8849 20 күн бұрын
As much as I want Dricus to win, I'd LOVE nothing more than to see Guru's MELTDOWN, ESPECIALLY if Izzy wins by ROBBERY. 🤣
@armando7419
@armando7419 19 күн бұрын
I’ve sat here and replayed that whole section of ddp holding Izzy up against the fence beating the crap out of him. Funniest bit I’ve seen in a while lol
@joelrodriguez7550
@joelrodriguez7550 20 күн бұрын
I dislike Adesanya but bro it literally always go’s his way whenever he needs it. If Adesanya beats DDP and moves up and beat Alex I’m getting sent to a mental institution
@ponternal
@ponternal 20 күн бұрын
Return of the dog bender
@finna253
@finna253 20 күн бұрын
Ye can’t beat Alex at 185 even if he out classes all it takes is one hit
@finna253
@finna253 20 күн бұрын
Alex is not getting hurt by adeysanya in the next weight class he isn’t chinny anymore
@alternatechaos5113
@alternatechaos5113 20 күн бұрын
​@@finna253mate the same shots would knock him out at any weight but that simply won't happen, he'll get dog walked by Strickland again and if he somehow beats him and moves up for chama Chad and knocks him out the world ends
@lowlowseesee
@lowlowseesee 20 күн бұрын
imagine caring that much either way hahahaha
@NotBobbyHill
@NotBobbyHill 20 күн бұрын
*Izzy gets KO'D* Guru: HES DEAD WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY HES DEAD
@user-zc9cl1rx2l
@user-zc9cl1rx2l 20 күн бұрын
Imagine if Dricus invite you in his corner and Izzy wins. We gonna have a khabib 2.0 moment with Izzy jumping on you
@levi6044
@levi6044 15 күн бұрын
Underrated ass comment 💀
@brickflair8926
@brickflair8926 20 күн бұрын
My god guru went the fuck in on this one 😂😂
@kodakwhite3488
@kodakwhite3488 20 күн бұрын
Best guru video ever🤣🤣 fucking pissin myself laughing
@MrDeftones122755
@MrDeftones122755 20 күн бұрын
“It’s ovah” killed me
@Laceta2
@Laceta2 20 күн бұрын
"Catch a tooth, sell em online" 🤣🤣
@Dallas4131
@Dallas4131 20 күн бұрын
Ebay!
@user-nc2ur5vo3l
@user-nc2ur5vo3l 20 күн бұрын
Thanks for the video, THE MMA GURU
@WunnSEN
@WunnSEN 19 күн бұрын
This entire video SCREAMS "Mentally Unstable"
@michaelmcinally5899
@michaelmcinally5899 20 күн бұрын
*Cartmen voice* "RAAAAACE WAAAAR" 😂
@BriggsHall
@BriggsHall 20 күн бұрын
Intro goated ALREADY
@sds3558
@sds3558 20 күн бұрын
If Izzy knocks DDP out I‘m gonna kill myself on cam in 4k
@TheSanMan7
@TheSanMan7 20 күн бұрын
Can't do it any sooner?
@sds3558
@sds3558 19 күн бұрын
@@TheSanMan7 ISTG I'm not racist but why are all the remaining Izzy fans black ?🤔
@TheSanMan7
@TheSanMan7 19 күн бұрын
@@sds3558 Who says I'm a fan? Don't make assumptions here. Why would i be a fan of that weirdo. I want izzy to win so that i can see this pig have a meltdown.Thats all
@peanutarbuckle2980
@peanutarbuckle2980 19 күн бұрын
@@sds3558racism is based
@alefemi8356
@alefemi8356 9 күн бұрын
I would love see it happen because I’m rooting for izzy😅
@helpyourfellowhuman
@helpyourfellowhuman 20 күн бұрын
This was gold.
@pepitopapitaspicantes5210
@pepitopapitaspicantes5210 20 күн бұрын
And then Goddar its like: "okay Boudy its Ouvaaa" hahahaha
@ElClubDeLaMMA1
@ElClubDeLaMMA1 20 күн бұрын
10:37 LMAO I feel bad for people that don´t understand MMA Guru's humor.
@ezradaiquiri11311
@ezradaiquiri11311 20 күн бұрын
Honestly. It's becoming iconic, lol.
@MrDeftones122755
@MrDeftones122755 20 күн бұрын
The Goddard impersonations killed me, bruh you went off on this vid.
@Blotto-Shekel
@Blotto-Shekel 20 күн бұрын
Sorry life is going crap right now Jewru, your Daggi rant made me feel like I wasn't so alone in this community. Wish you the best
@CheeseTaxCollector
@CheeseTaxCollector 20 күн бұрын
11:56 whole segment killed me but this 😂😂
@thomasmacdonough288
@thomasmacdonough288 20 күн бұрын
If Izzy KOs DDP and inadvertently kills Guru, then the Piggy Bank dies with him, Guru giving DDP such a heavy load to carry it'd be crazy if he chokes and Izzy wipes him out
@lifeof_cb
@lifeof_cb 20 күн бұрын
when not if
@MrZida88
@MrZida88 19 күн бұрын
Heavy load?!?!?
@greaystatia7708
@greaystatia7708 20 күн бұрын
Izzy wins by devastating KO
@ItsameAlex
@ItsameAlex 19 күн бұрын
aint gonna happen
@Nova-Franconia
@Nova-Franconia 20 күн бұрын
Guru *NEEDS* a haircut!! He just fckn looks like Hagrid at this point
@heisenb3rg
@heisenb3rg 20 күн бұрын
Guru is looking extra unhinged today
@tiantian8730
@tiantian8730 20 күн бұрын
I’ve never seen Piggy turn so red so fast
@UsernameEdits
@UsernameEdits 20 күн бұрын
Love you, Guru, man.
@tatoodfuk
@tatoodfuk 20 күн бұрын
UFC be like…anyone but Strickland
@OfficialHakureiReimu
@OfficialHakureiReimu 20 күн бұрын
If Adesanya wins he's a 3 time MW champion, which may sound really impressive on paper, but it would be kind of a manufactured achievement, seeing as he didn't deserve the title shot in the first place. There's a reason why it's so rare, and that's because you usually have to go through one or two top contenders before getting that 3rd shot - becoming a 2-time champion is way less difficult in comparison because it almost always happens through the mandatory rematch that former long-reigning champs are guaranteed to receive following their first defeat. In other words, Dricus needs to win because the integrity of the sport is on the fking line
@owens7945
@owens7945 20 күн бұрын
People are coping before the fight even happens
@OfficialHakureiReimu
@OfficialHakureiReimu 20 күн бұрын
​@@owens7945I may be coping but my logic is still sound
@Rickgrimes_10
@Rickgrimes_10 20 күн бұрын
@@OfficialHakureiReimuyou’re logic would be sound if Izzy didn’t lap the division and khamzat wasn’t hurt
@wipkpremium5691
@wipkpremium5691 20 күн бұрын
This is such a cringe comment on so many levels. The fact you wrote a paragraph to say Izzy doesn't deserve to be a 3x champ PROVES you fantasize a reality where Sean Strickland is your dad and teaches you how to change a chain on a motorcycle.
@OfficialHakureiReimu
@OfficialHakureiReimu 20 күн бұрын
​@@wipkpremium5691you're the only one bringing up Strickland but alright
@CadenPeters
@CadenPeters 20 күн бұрын
Dricus I think dominates I think he wins by beat down or finish by sub
@Yeshuaspupil
@Yeshuaspupil 20 күн бұрын
I believe so too. Izzy is 4-3 in his last 7, the way to beat him is out there for everyone to see.
@yumjoystyle2
@yumjoystyle2 20 күн бұрын
DDP by puppystyle submission then yells "ARFFF" over his body💅🏿🐕🇳🇬🇨🇳
@porkerpete7722
@porkerpete7722 20 күн бұрын
Izzy is gonna catch his sloppy a**. Izzy does great against blitzing muscle fighters. Paulo Costa could beat DDP.
@tonyferguson9315
@tonyferguson9315 20 күн бұрын
@@porkerpete7722yeah Dricus by 3rd round GnP TKO
@lifeof_cb
@lifeof_cb 20 күн бұрын
ddp is going to be asleep in 3 rds… izzy will come out different and not get backed up all fight. ddp will throw something wild and get kicked in the side of the head. ddp will probably get a take down or 2 and do nothing with it.
@bobbymudda
@bobbymudda 20 күн бұрын
I understand Guru hates Izzy... but credit where it's due... Izzy defended his belt a lot! He fought 3 times a year as champion which is rarely seen and appreciated as a UFC fan! So gotta give him respect for that.
@GloomBlue100
@GloomBlue100 20 күн бұрын
It is going to be a mess seconds before the fight starts, DDP is going to start kissing his coach and Izzy is going to start kissing his dog then we need to watch them fight, gross.
@ForsakenDNL
@ForsakenDNL Күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@NotBobbyHill
@NotBobbyHill 20 күн бұрын
Guru forgot to mention UFC will be having Mike perry wrap the belt around the winner 🏆
@brobocops
@brobocops 20 күн бұрын
The king of Africa
@thegoldenleray6356
@thegoldenleray6356 20 күн бұрын
5:05 LMAOOOOO the way he smiled. real
@bryannyams
@bryannyams 19 күн бұрын
Sean's fight made people forget what an amazing fighter izzy is. Keep your eyes out. This fight will stop literally at 2nd round with a clean KO
@skylanh4319
@skylanh4319 11 сағат бұрын
Or shows what happens when you fight Izzy without showing him respect. He can’t fight under pressure anymore. Got to use to people fighting him hesitantly.
@maverickat4544
@maverickat4544 19 күн бұрын
Dont think Aussies are going to forget that Izzy called them all racists in that Helwani interview...
@H4FIZS
@H4FIZS 20 күн бұрын
Spit my coffee out when Guru did the "It's ovahh!" 😭
@donovan2327
@donovan2327 20 күн бұрын
Best guru vid ever hahaha 😂😂
@whatsupstevessleeves
@whatsupstevessleeves 19 күн бұрын
Seems like he put the house on the table for this one 😂
@AnchorMMA
@AnchorMMA 20 күн бұрын
This and the 300 Vid are his best video ever😂😂😂 I was crying laughing
@RobouteGuill1man
@RobouteGuill1man 20 күн бұрын
Adesanya will show up having gone up three cup sizes, and Dricus will be cooked.
@rustycolon9368
@rustycolon9368 20 күн бұрын
BBL Izzy is going to come in with thunder thighs and kick the shit out of DDPs legs for 25 minutes
@yan1914
@yan1914 20 күн бұрын
DDP is juiced up
@Goatbaggiemma
@Goatbaggiemma 20 күн бұрын
@@yan1914source?
@deebo1056
@deebo1056 20 күн бұрын
Yo 12 minutes in has me DYING lmfao
@Waybackwhennn
@Waybackwhennn 20 күн бұрын
I’m watching at work on my lunch break, trying not to piss my self laughing out loud 😂
@deegee9198
@deegee9198 19 күн бұрын
If Dricus wins we need an immediate rematch for Guru
@RationalLlama
@RationalLlama 20 күн бұрын
It might be worth it to see Adesanya win just to witness guru rage.
@Dallas4131
@Dallas4131 20 күн бұрын
This is effin hilarious, with guru demonstrating the punches and potential beatdown.
@fordayz8834
@fordayz8834 20 күн бұрын
Mass cult-delete if Izzy KO's DDP
@LukariusDalmatikus
@LukariusDalmatikus 19 күн бұрын
We always support our own race. Everybody else deserves our hate. I love watching your videos. You're one of us. Keep that rage
@kapteinkonyn3450
@kapteinkonyn3450 19 күн бұрын
Looking forward to the pressers!
@ThealltimeX
@ThealltimeX 20 күн бұрын
The Marc Goddard part had me in tears lmao
@ponternal
@ponternal 20 күн бұрын
Love you Guru but picturing you reacting to Izzy showing up with a boob and then knocking your lover out cold is hilarious
@joeball4444
@joeball4444 20 күн бұрын
That was the funniest take guru ever made 🎉😂
@for-sure-friend
@for-sure-friend 19 күн бұрын
this is one of the best videos i have ever seen in my life
@LeftLaneMMA
@LeftLaneMMA 20 күн бұрын
4:05 Dricus needs to start whispering in Hausa to Izzy and see if understands it
@chukwuemekaanikwe8711
@chukwuemekaanikwe8711 20 күн бұрын
whispering in Hausa to a Yoruba man is WILD
@streetplaya23
@streetplaya23 20 күн бұрын
"come on my african brother" in Hausa lol
@KimboSlice-ei8qj
@KimboSlice-ei8qj 20 күн бұрын
This requires a prayer video
@donnie1368
@donnie1368 15 күн бұрын
Hahahaha Guru you're the man!!! Love your stuff!! Real, authentic, hilarious, fun and intelligent!!
@Jagoman77
@Jagoman77 20 күн бұрын
LMAO after this video i'm ok with this fight!
@SWAYNANDEZMMA
@SWAYNANDEZMMA 20 күн бұрын
"They couldnt make a card in china" smh guru 😅😂😂
@thefranken-thing
@thefranken-thing 20 күн бұрын
They are protecting their herds. No one wants to eat a dog after what Izzy does to them.😬🤢
@wakka_wakka
@wakka_wakka 20 күн бұрын
This was absolute gold 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@vulcanblitzwing
@vulcanblitzwing 20 күн бұрын
As an Australian we do not accept Adesanya as having "home turf" here
@omarisawesome1996
@omarisawesome1996 20 күн бұрын
Seans sons fighting for who gets to be his favorite.
@julianworthy9417
@julianworthy9417 20 күн бұрын
I’m with you on this one hagred
@willprot6752
@willprot6752 20 күн бұрын
Guru's on his way to fight Orolbai for the mammoth pelt
@saltycanadian2467
@saltycanadian2467 20 күн бұрын
Not the same weight class, Guru’s going to fight Oroblai’s mammoth
@944CoyoteV8
@944CoyoteV8 20 күн бұрын
Izzy smokes Dricus, KOs Sean, then loses his last fight against Poatan. Leaves his gloves in the cage and Alex respects him.
@RealMrSmile
@RealMrSmile 20 күн бұрын
Ngl that's very realistic
@piratekingluffy376
@piratekingluffy376 17 күн бұрын
@@RealMrSmileexcept wasn’t it Strickland who bopped Izzy in the first round? Can you time stamp a point in their fight that Izzy took a step forward?
@sully7108
@sully7108 20 күн бұрын
Guru created a hypothetical situation in which not only does dricus kill izzy, but also somehow marc goddard dies
@luckynewfie9105
@luckynewfie9105 20 күн бұрын
10:50 best rant yet
@ezradaiquiri11311
@ezradaiquiri11311 20 күн бұрын
Unreal 🤣🤣🤣 too effing funny!
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