My Secret

[@jennajaggers]

I'm a real ass mom that watches your videos! I get in my pink robe and drink some wine and binge watch your videos. Except my child is a cat and I hate myself.

[@jessicag9821]

This is literally the most relatable youtube comment I've ever read

[@jessicag9821]

This is literally the most relatable youtube comment I've ever read

[@shelr8139]

+Jess Gascon it honestly is.

[@dontatme7]

is this real life? ...yasss girl, yas

[@_iamnotsober]

holy shit 💀💀 me too except my children are birds and i have 9 of them

[@JulieWisee]

"Are you Shane Dawson" "honestly kind of"

[@OhHeyJess07]

I am a 31 year old mom of 2 who watches your videos while drinking a beer.

[@amandawilliamson3564]

#legitgoals

[@rebekahmartin2572]

Love you!!!! Can I have a mom like u?

[@jigglybits2092]

+OhHeyJess07 hey mom

[@allifitz]

Me soon

[@heartbreakermashups]

+AlliCattt My mom was murdered when I was 3 can you be my mom instead???

[@joaquina1955]

Drew is so underrated and deserves more attention. All these youtubers have their "things" and Drew's is just talking to the camera about his thought. I respect that. I love it.

[@omgitzElsie]

Drew is the little self conscious voice in my brain.

[@lady_bayou]

I'm a 33 year old mom Drew and yes I watch you!!!! lol My kids are 14 & 16 and also love ya!

[@dominique928]

What the actual fuck😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeisonrivera1938]

+PKD-mom-eating-healthy Yeah Drew's sense of humor covers all ages. #fuckmedaddy

[@itsjuliet05]

Same

[@MyChristi123]

BayouBabe420 wow you had kids young

[@CreepyMcSteezerson]

I'm 30, single, sterile, and very lonely. Love me,

[@RussoFamilyVlogs]

i die when u upload like the good kind of die

[@venusnight4411]

nice

[@sydneyn4036]

same

[@narob1216]

Sameee

[@Ayystaceface]

+RussoTalks Nice to see u here Russo. I agree His videos are seriously the best.

[@Nstev84761]

+RussoTalks vs the bad kind of die XD

[@LeslieChavez]

this made me look forward to being an adult and going to the movies alone, one day ima be the one buying two pizzas and watching a disney movie by myself

[@kiyomi7700]

luvv u leslieee

[@elladowney6518]

Leslie Chavez mood honestly

[@genevieveeagles285]

Can you give an update and tell us if this has happened yet

[@karleyj9706]

Omg I hope you're able to do it now

[@Hannah-vy6hk]

Audible sponsored him.. He's officially a famous KZbinr

[@spookymulder9492]

congrats on ur sponsor boy get that $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[@alanaharding2248]

Mulder😍

[@rosiedell9695]

+Alana Harding (Alana Banana) what

[@iyasete]

+rosie dell character on the x files aha

[@Sana-jb5zu]

yesss go drew!

[@dustinshort6207]

Drew needs a sponsor from super thrift or the 99 cents store

[@marlainaforwatching]

And that, my friend, is how to properly throw a sponsorship in a video

[@mytoecold]

+Chair and Chickpea Jobs thanks! I wouldn't do one if it wasn't allowed to be in my own voice and style.

[@nicolelovett8467]

+mytoecold (Drew Monson) you should see how Anna Akana does her sponsors omg its amazing

[@Eggplantiguana]

+Cazzaroni how can u go by urself?! i want to but my social anxiety laughs at the idea :(

[@aaahlydia]

+Emma D Trust me I'm exactly the same. But my love for movies and not wanting to miss out on the big screen is like well, I HAVE to go no matter what. Start by going to the earliest session possible and then increase the time. I never go later than lunch time though most days because I don't want to be surrounded by annoying people who are going to ruin the experience. But I have been to a like, 930pm movie after it was out for a few weeks already and that was fun. Just don't even think about it. Like, 'I'm just walking up the stairs.' 'Okay now I'm just buying a ticket no one knows I'm alone.' 'Cool now I get to pick the best seat without worrying about someone else.' by then it's dark and no one is going to notice you.

[@superkiera8768]

What is the sponsorship part? Urban outfitters? Am I stupid?

[@user-iz7ey9bz2t]

How u threw in a sponsor totally threw me off. I didn't even mind.

[@lilliestyles7741]

the other day i was on club penguin and i saw this penguin named mytoecold90. i freaked out bc i found another drew fan and they told me they were you. honestly, still curious if it actually was. i wouldn't be surprised if it was you tbh

[@missbunny8881]

+Lilly Payne same for me, i found someone named mytoecold on adventure quest worlds

[@Sana-jb5zu]

amazing

[@lilliestyles7741]

***** it will be one for the history books, i'm telling you

[@brendanawesomeness]

It was probably him

[@mivooooxxxx3333]

So no one is gonna comment about the fact it was club penguin

[@notvioleta]

that surprise when the audible.com thing wasnt a joke (congrats on being sponsored i might visit the site for the first time just for u)

[@elronlushtail3666]

I'm 36, but not a mom. What are 36 year olds supposed to watch? I like Drew, he is eccentric and entertaining.

[@georgia9192]

good on you!

[@user-ff5yl5mf7i]

you are my goals

[@giavonna164]

goals

[@NicosW0rld]

Elron Lushtail yaassss girl

[@amberbernardieteuati]

"Wow those are really nice jeans" "It would appear that way." AHHH MAN. THATS MY LIFE HAHA 😂

[@sarahcalsam4933]

When Drew said he went to the movies by himself, I related way too much

[@mytoecold]

+Sarah Calsam theres no way you are over 10. how do you even get there

[@mf-ws3cj]

+mytoecold (Drew Monson) she does challenge videos.. i see y you hate ur audience

[@abbymitchell1660]

+mytoecold (Drew Monson) omg 😂😂😂😂

[@blackwholesuhn7719]

+mytoecold (Drew Monson) LOL exactly 😂😂

[@mytoecold]

+Maisie F. WHAT. i do not. im just curious how she does it. maybe her parents drop her off

[@AmyOrdman]

Best audible promo I've seen thus far

[@pinkbear5544]

LOL hey amy

[@jessashedd898]

Amy! Love your videos, also very true.

[@LOVEanneLOVE]

+Amy Ordman I still think Mamrie's ones are the best;)

[@chiversamber]

mom "-what are you was watching" Me- "me in 15 years"

[@kaylathomas230]

💀

[@pastelprince5269]

Drew's like 21 lmao

[@xnesthetic]

are you 9

[@chiversamber]

+Chloe Wolf I will not be 9 ,I will be 37.I just meant it as a joke

[@francesca1870]

FYI, Drew is not 24...

[@kribusjoe]

Drew you're the only one who can rant about food at a movie theater for 10 minutes without it getting boring xD

[@Goozbee923]

DREW!! I'm a 30 yr old mom who literally just picked my daughter up from kinder!!! And I LOVE your videos!!!

[@Goozbee923]

+mytoecold

[@mrs.kotzbeck245]

32 year old mom over here too!

[@BartAwesome1]

Wow! YAS BICHES! SLAY!

[@vilkenstrutzutzutz]

39 ;)

[@hannahann8457]

no, no you're not

[@xFallenStarXOXO]

The fact that kids born in like the early 2000s are teenagers now still blows my mind.

[@kittylover6168]

I started crying in the middle of this video? I'm very confused

[@FancyNutella]

me

[@Aprxl]

HAHAH

[@MicrowavebleKitten]

Haha best comment

[@Elliebelliemurs]

me too wtf

[@flyandshy00]

+sophie gayne And I thought I was emotional, hell no.

[@sophside9931]

Everyone here is so young! I'm a thirty year old woman and I love Drew. You go Drew!

[@TheHouseofR]

✋ 36 yr old mom here too! Ha! 👊 Nice to see I'm not the only one. 😉 - Melissa

[@SimplyBree1982]

I'm a 33 yr old, dropping g my kid off at kindergarten mom! 😊 We are here Drew.

[@Coopdizzle]

+Sabrina Nehring Me too!!

[@carebear3770]

I'm 45 and have two kids and I loveeeee your videos.

[@debragarrison2313]

Lol you have a 60 year fan here!

[@ryutoippongo831]

Lol A 60 Year Old Saying Lol.NO ONE SAYS THAT ANYMORE

[@debragarrison2313]

+Ryuto Ippongo they used to!! LOL

[@lingaliving111]

+Ryuto Ippongo lol what are you talking about everyone still uses lol. LOL!!!!

[@ariasmayraa]

I still say it too. lol

[@ryutoippongo831]

Debra Garrison Yeah your right there

[@BigErn1981]

I am a 35-year-old, happily married, working woman, no kids and I love your videos.

[@NicosW0rld]

BigErn1981 goals

[@caitlyn8931]

BigErn1981 kids yet?

[@SweetSassyGail]

I'm the mom he's talking about. I'm 30, married, 3 kids.

[@KirsNJ]

41 year old Mom who watches. My life is awesome.

[@QueenHalo]

I want to make a complication of all the times Drew has played piano

[@katherine-tz1uo]

*compilation

[@Veromoi4]

He has a channel for his music

[@QueenHalo]

+Sarkastiline oh yeah just saw that. Autocorrect

[@greenlemon915]

+Olivia Donaldson what is the channel called?

[@roobertoober4686]

DO IT! I WILL SUBSCRIBE

[@jullianabravo5769]

Teachers: Do your homework! Me: No Mom: Do your homework! Me: No Friends: Do your homework! Me: No mytoecold (Drew Monson): DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR YOU'LL NEVER GET A LIFE! Me: Ok!

[@TodNov]

you said that we should remind you when you start doing brand deals.. sooooooo hey drew

[@ambercaylencloud8708]

true

[@ivyo1331]

I'm pretty sure that's something he said before he had to pay bills.

[@TrikaArts]

Look at you all grown up having Audible sponsor, you're like an official youtuber now congrats babe

[@tinakushner1758]

They're growing up so fast :,)

[@whatsuplinda]

40 yr old fan/mom here!! :)

[@Politikz6]

Drew is the only person I can relate to.

[@brycec_]

Drew is so underrated because he is real with the camera and isn’t ashamed of anything he’s just being himself

[@DJinThaMatrix]

All these comments are from people born in 2002 and moms

[@junobeau]

omg true

[@wondercake9398]

Dear Drew, I am a 36 year old special education teacher. I definitely have a glass of wine and watch my Drew.

[@TabMcgee]

*real mom alert* I always have the same thoughts you do. Love your videos! I'm a married mother of 3. We live in alabama on a farm with horses. I'm sure I cannot be the only mom watching....or am I? We homeschool, I drive a mini van, and my 2 oldest play softball so I'm the typical mom *i think*. You, Shane, and Trish are pretty much the only people I really watch :D always checking to see if there are any new videos every few days. I tried my hand at making videos but lord it is a LOT of work and with homeschooling 3 kiddos it became way too much to keep up with. Thanks for keeping on with your videos to entertain us and help us not feel so lonely ;D

[@NicosW0rld]

Tab Vlogs that’s really weird. Your kids will grow up with no social skills and they’ll be creepy because they didn’t go to a real school and were stuck with their parents all day...

[@TasteTheRainbow890]

drew changes topic so much it's like 10 videos in 1i love it

[@ShannR414]

it gives me mad anxiety. but I still watch! lmfao

[@Sarahwop]

One of the many reasons why I love Drew is because he sits in front of his camera and says whatever the fuck he wants

[@louisewylie986]

Remember your 'making fun of youtubers video? Now you can make fun of yourself hahaha

[@mytoecold]

+Minnie Mouse why?

[@ksusksus]

+mytoecold (Drew Monson) Drew, there are sooo many comments congratulating you on getting sponsors and people are truly happy for you, so there's no need to focus on the few comments like this one... :)

[@caitlinbarlow763]

+mytoecold (Drew Monson) ignore them haters gonna hate potatoes gonna potate but hunni you just gotta shake shake shake it off (sorry bad pun)

[@hayatahmed8158]

+mytoecold (Drew Monson) I dont think this was a hate comment I think she was referring to your q and a video where you made fun of youtubers because theyre all sponsored by audible

[@louisewylie986]

+Hayat Ahmed Exactly! Thank you! Not hate Drew I love you

[@horsesrlife5311]

His singing voice sounds like an adventure time character

[@99growlithe99]

Truee

[@boogersarethebreakfastofch3668]

Lol yeah I just now noticed that!!!!!

[@elladowney6518]

HorsesRLife YASS

[@LeesaMarion]

Lol I'm Mom of 3, love your videos, Kiddo

[@mytoecold]

+Lisa Antoine thank u mother

[@Heidistagram]

WTF DREW😂😂😂😂

[@jessicadietzel3472]

+Lisa Antoine HURRAY! I'm not the only one.

[@ellenkennedy3311]

+SS Batman same bro

[@Dreamydoodles]

Old ass Mom here!! Drew fan for about a year. He reminds me of Tarantino Haha!! I love his mind and he cracks me up. So no we're not all pre-teens out here watching you Drew!

[@therealmissglamBAM]

This was so accurate. Those movie theater pizzas can be so dang good though. Drew I wish you did covers, your voice is amazing and only letting us hear it for 15 seconds at the end of the video isn't fair!

[@jennalouden3775]

he has a KZbin channel that's only his music, called thepophefakes. you're welcome c:

[@lily-hp4ek]

He has a Spotify album

[@extrasagrada]

yasss Drew get that audible gig

[@plumpcosplay8562]

I'm a 35 year old mom..watching Drew. Seriously.

[@bobswolfie2001]

You must be one of those 'cool mums'

[@vykyvt]

Drew, I'm 27 and pregnant, so I'm almost a mom, and love watching your videos!

[@shelr8139]

Congratulations girl! I wish you a happy healthy baby 😊❤️

[@NicosW0rld]

vyktorya how’s the baby?

[@stitches318]

31 year old mom to one here, and I love drew

[@TkayTodd]

32 year old mom here! Yup, we're out here watching. I'm a little late to the party, but I am so glad I found you!

[@ridakareem5047]

you've kept me from spiraling into a depression countless times over the past 7 years

[@elise3705]

When you're actually 14 born in 2002 😂🌚

[@doglover999aj]

Sameeee

[@shenrushin921]

Same

[@MudgeFamily]

+LiesieLove SAME!!

[@iCatSo]

GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK

[@fynniscool2288]

SAME 😂😂😂

[@SeaSmoked]

I swear, you help me with my anxiety so much.

[@ashleym4137]

why did his hat look like it was wet and getting wetter

[@criaturairma]

oh my god I just noticed and now I can't focus on anything else

[@briannabuonasera575]

sweat

[@liana6344]

I just noticed that

[@nillaisabean3153]

+Ashley arsonist He was sweating because he's obviously too hot.

[@madiestar123]

+Ashley arsonist i was going to say maybe he showered before this but then i realized it was drew, so he was probably just sweating.

[@isabelz2829]

hahaha Drew's videos always end so abruptly, it's honestly the funniest thing

[@dominique_tea]

Drew your audible promo reminded me to cancel my ancestry.com subscription before they charged me $99 thanks you're a real pal.

[@bentley980]

You're the only youtuber that I'd sit through 10 minutes watching

[@lauragibbs545]

Okayokayokay Drew hold up You're telling my whole life like I'm 14 (born in 2002) my dad's name is bill The Perks of Being a Wallflower is my favorite book and the great Gatsby is my favorite movie What the actual frickety frack

[@jozal5670]

Ayy, superfruit!

[@lauragibbs545]

Ayyy!

[@spookymaggie9119]

AYY fandom! Pentaholics unite!

[@jozal5670]

+LessThanThree Yesss!

[@rachelanastasia1977]

omfg

[@girldog2002]

watching this in 2021 bc i miss drew :( but when he said it was 2016 i got so emotional so omg 5 years ago bruh??? fr???

[@MusicXloverX94]

Drew is actually really fucking talented at the piano. Can we talk about that for a second? I never expected that.

[@ericah2629]

Your videos are the only ones that make me ACTUALLY laugh out loud

[@deanna6720]

same lmao

[@XxNekoMoonxX]

i bet someone who has a dad named bill died of laughter

[@yourstrulyymadi]

He talks so fast I love it you are so inspiring

[@RyanTheFanGirl]

WHO ELSE THOUGHT HIS SECRET WAS BEING BISEXUAL

[@kerarosee]

no

[@medallo143]

no

[@kristina.m1111]

nopeee

[@Candice-xn1cg]

+Elizabeth Is Bae he was BEING bisexual lol. You don't BE bisexual

[@Stiasteny]

I think he would call himself baesexual Okay I'll let myself out...

[@my2amdoodles]

Proud of you for getting that sponsor you get that KZbin money

[@laurastarbrook1308]

I'm 33 never had kids and never been married.. Been single for 2 years and seriously Drew is meeee.. minus the medication.. does anyone know where he is? We miss him

[@Fizzypups]

you almost have 1,000,000 subscribers, so proud of you dad

[@HeyyMario]

Your videos never disappoint 😂

[@sam-tg5sw]

I love drew because these videos always goes in weird directions

[@zoozbuh]

Had to replay the piano part at the end about 5 times... I'M NOT CRYING THERE'S JUST SOMETHING IN MY EYE.

[@maddiephillips3384]

" omg are you Shane Dawson?!" "honestly kind of" 😂😂

[@carerissmakeup]

2 videos in 1 week daddy I'm luvin it

[@lunaacacia]

"what is smashmouth even going to be working on" i just fucking died oh my god

[@Lisa.H.]

Where do you get the energy to talk for 10 minutes so fast? damn i like the energy!

[@deanakalova3063]

Drew, im like 44 married with four kids. you and shane are my only joy.

[@megaazy07]

"married with four kids. you and shane are my only joy." me when i get married and have kids

[@BKMiscool]

Shout out to me. I'm 33 and my 13 year old daughter and I watch your videos. wootwoot

[@mimi-bq8ir]

omg hahaha

[@plourde98]

I have leukemia and these videos make me want to keep going

[@Carinroselli]

Going on 32 and living for your videos. The same goes for my 30-something partners and friends. Your humor is like a treasure we keep passing on to people we like. It feels like delivering a gift to recommend you to someone.

[@felipeybarra8938]

Drew always finds a way to summarize my anxiety perfectly.

[@TheLibs]

DREW. MY DAD'S NAME IS BILL. AND WHNE YOU TALKED ABOUT HIS FLOPPERS, MY LITTLE OLD HEART STOPPED TICKING.

[@AnimeBloodyMuffin]

Haha this made my night. I was in a lot of pain and couldn't sleep but damn you cheered me up. I'll manage the pain!

[@sarahhamida116]

When I grow up I’m going to the movies and the ice cream shop alone because being around people gives me social anxiety and it seems so much quicker and simpler to do everything by myself.

[@kerrymccarpet]

I'm 34 and a fan!!!! Hope that helps!!!! x

[@merwanedjidel5637]

very powerful 😨😨

[@jodyy]

Wow my dad's name is Bill, I'm glad to hear you love his giant floppers

[@SporadicIndulgences]

Drew, I'm 32 not 35. I don't have kids, but I watch you after I drink wine. And I'm finishing up my associates in mathematics, so I have to remember the Pythagorean Theorem all the time. I hope that all makes you happy :)

[@Valer4e]

I just realized why I think I relate to you so much. We both struggle with anxiety and depression, and constantly think everyone is judging us, but we're both fast talkers! I'm usually a quiet person but GURL when I have something to say, nothing can make me stop. I was actually asked the other day if I was even breathing during one of my "episodes" lol.

[@basicallydeletedaccount9376]

When I hear that a kid was born in the 2000's it seems weird to me. And I only caught the 90's in the last year.

[@LucilleAndrea]

real ass "31" year old mom here! 😉😂🍷

[@alyssaaakate]

+Luci Grady I was searching the comments for this. thank you

[@Goozbee923]

Here too!!!

[@katy3110]

gOTTA GET THAT AUDIBLE PROMO

[@antoinettejeanmeyer8253]

im not a 30 year old mom but i am a 23 year old woman drinkin a glass of wine listening to your words of wisdom and the thoughts that rattle in your head. makes me feel less alone knowing others feel alone as well. like as if were collectivly alone lol

[@keedizzle2387]

sigh im too depressed to do my homework

[@spacerocket3294]

That's me. Especially this weekend

[@keedizzle2387]

+Giant Acorns i hope youre okay.

[@smithstarr]

my dad's name is Bill, i'll never look at him the same again

[@cosgirl22]

Im a mom of a 17 year old and I love your videos :)

[@jordanisbadnews]

I'm a 29 year old momma to one child, and I fucking LOVE your videos. I watch them during my "me" time, and you always put a smile on my face.

[@cb-akp]

The day has finally come... Drew is sponsored by audible. XD

[@ScentsFromJJ]

I'm a MOM!! LOL 4 kids! 15, 9, 5, and 2.... Now I feeel like maybe I shouldn't be watching LOL

[@M3ganss]

90s babies where you at.

[@dianacerny2007]

Mom here..... I love to watch your videos.... I always feel like I can relate to you. You say what most of us are afraid to say...love you

[@nabihahasan8353]

Don't you fucking dare throw that cookie dough away 😂😂😂