My TikTok FYP Exposes Me

[@hannahsage]

"I don't beat people, I hurt them with words" The inspiration and the enlightenment I felt with these words were immeasurable. I do not know how Kris came to the conclusion that these few words, she could speak such a lovely, heartfelt sentence. I truly aspire to be like this one day.

[@miaz_cool]

As do i 😂

[@lmaoroflcopter]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words cause lasting trauma.

[@hannahsage]

@@lmaoroflcopter I'M CRYING 😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@eliseneely3179]

@@lmaoroflcopter IM DYING 😂😂

[@death-moth]

@@lmaoroflcopter I'M LYING 💀 (the rhyme though-)

[@-bloodstone-7038]

Kris would be the best at faking a KZbinr apology video.

[@kallmekris]

😂😂😂

[@iLoveBread_101]

@Don't Read Profile Photo ok

[@sepia7]

@omareewto bad just did

[@grace_xplr_thelarry]

@@kallmekrisGIRL YOU RLY ARE 😭😭

[@ineededthat3229]

​@Don't Read Profile Photo Aight

[@coolgirl5547]

Kris, here are your compliments- The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible. You're really something special. Thank you for being you.❤❤

[@isabellaevens8334]

We stan Kris

[@Taylia-po1nd]

10:23 “is she gonna turn sexy?*a second later* *too stunned to speak*😳😦🤯” it got me rolling on the floor😂kris your literally so funny even if you dont try😭✋ ily sm☺️😘

[@Meyan_Slays]

My first thought seeing that “ BI PANICKKKK” 💀💀💀

[@neelyohara8317]

Yet another extremely relatable line delivered by Kris "I don't beat people but I hurt them with words." 😂

[@panbugzzwastaken]

FACTS

[@jonathanward-ks7jg]

@@panbugzzwastaken yes

[@kellymraz2538]

Totally!!!!!😂😅

[@Queencat_59]

same

[@tillyketteringham3577]

Except she beats herself

[@lehammsamm]

I swear Jay's edits are aging like fine wine. They just keep getting better. 🤣😁

[@notyoutube2599]

Yessss

[@isabellaevens8334]

Yessss

[@emilyquimby8453]

We need a video about just Jay doing things

[@ohnonotagain8935]

Jay is underrated

[@thevengefulangel]

@Genshin lmpact 🅥 uh no thanks

[@Idk-xs6ig]

The way she compliments us at the beginning of the video 🥲🥲 ✨You are so amazing Kris✨

[@SelfishPauley]

Honestly, those compliments helped me through some really dark times this year

[@imatiredpotato]

@@SelfishPauley well that's good :) I hope you have a great life! :D

[@90sMuse]

Kris is my spirit animal

[@Arthurmorgan180]

For real

[@laurad323]

0:24 she got us in the first half! 😂 I love this channel so much, thank you for always making our day Kris! 2:10 😳 why, she said it so quickly too 9:35 yes I wanna see that!

[@Starshlp]

@hope. shuttup

[@starvrxox]

KallmeKris is a favorite comfort youtuber; her voice is so soothing.❤

[@May-ki8vn]

for real tho♥︎♡♡♥︎

[@abandoned_account_6712]

someone do the 69th like

[@beanallene]

Children learn more from their parents mistakes than anything. This is why I don't always tell my kids what they should do, but I do always tell them what mistakes I've made that I regret the most.

[@zaraheart]

That’s a good idea. Thank you 😊

[@wishinStars]

So, just to let you know Kris, I was recently diagnosed with depression and anxiety on a very large scale And you have made me laugh and smile, and the hug at the beginning I cried Thank you for being there always❤❤❤

[@M4X_ArrowPaw]

Were here 💙💙-through a screen- uh idk im bad at conforting 😀👌

[@kaisydness]

Anyone else watch Kris whenever you’re on the verge of tears just so you can smile?

[@Asch_G4cha2718]

Yes

[@gummybear8747]

Same

[@kellyduellge3366]

Yes

[@lilani__.01]

Nope

[@lyla4489]

Yep

[@m4x.631]

I think we can all agree that Kris always makes our day with her content.

[@0Onyx13]

She's the most relatable person, she says all the bad stuff we do and think but never dare to admit because no one else admitted to it yet.

[@christopherkimber7679]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@hailey7867]

100 percent agree! always! 😊

[@kocickaf3339]

Yes

[@annabellaromano6975]

So true

[@Ashna_the_god]

I usually hate hugs but Kris just gives better hugs than usual 🥲

[@emmaloveswwe]

@sturniolotripletshorts that was a super nice video

[@Existingisveryinteresting]

Me to 😢😊

[@kallmekris]

❤❤❤yay

[@camrn9811]

She does tho

[@bluealbumdeluxe]

@Lucifer 🅥 not what I expected but that was nice Have a cookie 🍪

[@RaeRaeofSunshine748]

Girl I love you so much! You have helped me through my depression and always made me laugh on the days that have been terrible. You’re beautiful and don’t let anybody tell you otherwise

[@beadedbyevie1212]

We need to make her a book of compliments!! IS IT JUST ME!? like Kris is the best!!

[@kholdanstaalstorm6881]

Yes! Kris compliments supercut! That would be a mirth overload, should be recommended alongside antidepressants!

[@snehapaul8134]

bro,you are damn right

[@KaysChaos]

AGREED

[@brianhalbach500]

No it’s not just you she is amazing

[@Valentina_png]

YESSSS I TOTALLY AGREE I WOULD READ IT EVERYDAY AND EVERYTIME I FEEL SAD, i love this idea

[@theuniquedemigod4218]

Kris's random reactions absolutely make my day! 🤣

[@TheLonelyGhostArt]

Ik this might sound cringey, but tysm Kris for brightening my days. I have been very insecure about how i look and what other people think, but when you tell me and many other people that we’re beautiful, it makes me feel so good. My body dysmorphia has been eating away at me and making me feel not good enough, but you say otherwise. Thank you for that🙏🏼❤️

[@bananenneus1540]

I hope you get better soon

[@TheLonelyGhostArt]

@@bananenneus1540 thank you ❤️

[@Queen_Springsteen]

Who else hugged and kissed back

[@charlyperkins1953]

Fr, thanks kmk!

[@amatije]

Hey, you're beautiful just the way you are! Don't bother what other people think about you, that doesn't matter. Only opinion that matters and is important is your own. Love yourself first and people will notice that! Do something nice for yourself.Wishing you all the best in New Year!

[@Suleclo]

This was so good. She's still in Canada, no mustache Texan, Jay being funny. The "no you hang up first" she was making fun of.....

[@shanathegirl4178]

Kris is just so generally enjoyable to watch she helps occupy me when I’m board - the beginning rly got me hahaha. And jay rly be doing the weirdest things for you haha

[@danielpeacey8355]

Same

[@LaurenLovesSunsets]

This is just kris being bisexual for 14 minutes and I am LIVING for it ❤

[@TawnsXxxX]

And 29 seconds

[@alicefoy1062]

*pan

[@jameshughes6355]

*no label

[@m00nz_Ch1ld]

YES OMG😭🏳️‍🌈

[@Kassicrybaby]

YES BISEXUAL BESTIE FOR NOW ON

[@Nate_coleman]

It’s genuinely scary when you see a kallmekris vid and then click on it and see kris staring sadly into the camera and talking shakily~ love this for us

[@adrianaheiler9794]

Seriously! Especially after the Vegan Teacher desaster from the last video. I thought she is still devastated from that when I saw her in front of that blank wall.

[@kinleysworld6123]

I love how Kris always makes the entrance so welcoming!!! 😁☺️

[@laylaneal4770]

“I’m letting you look up my holes” THE WAY SHE NOTICED AND THEN QUICKLY SAVED IT 💀

[@simsim231]

Ikr😂

[@BakaRat05]

💀💀💀

[@freyataylor1521]

😅

[@SunIsMySpiritAnimalLmao]

True lmao 🤣

[@The_Gay_Ghost]

I stopped breathing for a second there

[@opeitsme2727]

I've faked a lot of compliments to women that I had to be around just to prevent that awkward silence. I'm terrible lol.

[@Brinley_Silverstein]

me too

[@ArchonOfAnemo]

I just tell them what I think. I'm not afraid of hurt feelings and awkward silence. But sometimes it's for the best to fit in and hide with the crowd too, pretending to be nice. I act like I'm nice until someone disrespects me.

[@mollieadele]

Ima just comment here so I can see if any drama goes down over your comment XD

[@BEMedits]

@@ArchonOfAnemoso edgy

[@danagelfand5618]

literally me omg, I always be touching their hair and saying ooh ur hair looks good today😭

[@jennisconfuzzled]

I love Kris sm, she is helping make my day brighter as I’m working on my depression and bpd. They help me smile and feel more positively 💕

[@bellakopp9251]

I love Kris too.And I really hope you can get better.HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR!!!!!!

[@PoofMj]

YOUR NOT DEPRESSED, YOUR JUST NOT LIKING YOUR LIFE STYLE RN Think of more "you can do this" and do things you like, change things up a little(think of doing hobbies you like) Be you 🥰❤️

[@bluebvtterflx7603]

Love kris too and I really hope you get better for the new year! Keep smiling!

[@xKillaMelxGaming]

I’m with you there. Same for me! Had a horrible year and Kris’s videos always cheer me up, even when I watch the same ones repeatedly. Her sense of humour is so similar to mine too, I love it! ♥️

[@xKillaMelxGaming]

@@PoofMj Depression can be caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain so lifestyle changes wouldn’t help. It requires medication and therapy.

[@AmeliaBode]

ng in the intro i love the *inhale* "ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" while fake crying that was beautiful work👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@xzy861]

Kris *NEVER* forgets to compliment us. *respect.*

[@lillyElizabeth-hl9iu]

YA she doesn't if I was her I would forget.

[@KitKat-kb5gk]

12:38 they way you can see kris slightly look down is so funny to me 💀😅

[@miaz_cool]

Is she bi i dont think so but ummmm. Love ya btw

[@KitKat-kb5gk]

@@miaz_cool she said in a video that she is pan 🙃

[@hannah.770]

@@miaz_cool she's pan

[@katye2932]

Anyone else's heart jump when she went in for the hug? Not just me, I'm sure of it.

[@Randomstuffjustbcuz]

That hug at the beginning made my day. Thank you so much for posting such amazing content. Keep going, Kris❤

[@Atallcost25]

Good I'm Not Alone, LOL.....Thought I Was Crazy For Thinking That. She's So Wholesome❤

[@Lee_Prerorius]

Dear Kris I am going to be honest, when ever I am feeling down I just watch one or two of your videos and it makes me feel 100% beter ❤ Thank you for being you ❤

[@MaxPlayz_FNAF]

Oh that's so sweet!

[@Sese_.]

@@MaxPlayz_FNAF ur pfp suits me :) I’m indeed a psychopath

[@death-moth]

@@Sese_. Same! Wait... Why am I so excited in accepting that 0-0

[@MaxPlayz_FNAF]

@@Sese_. hahahah welcome to the club dear!

[@MaxPlayz_FNAF]

@@death-moth lol

[@impressiveamountsofchaos4605]

My FYP sometimes has me questioning how straight I actually am, because damn! I'm right there with you. Also, you didn't go to hell this video. Congrats on that!

[@kholdanstaalstorm6881]

It's something we can't avoid, the female form is hard coded in our older brain areas. Because most look when they think they're not seen. Attractions are on a spectrum also.

[@Hi-ki8qn]

@@kholdanstaalstorm6881 Bruh i feel you and Kris cause i just be scrolling anyway and BOOM girl thirst trap and then i stop and think am i fr straight like I've been lying to myself 🤣

[@shredsilastv]

I mean Kris is bi so tiktok definitely pushing all the women on her fyp

[@kholdanstaalstorm6881]

@@Hi-ki8qn No, you're not lying to yourself. The human brain is an intriguing collection of new parts patched together with evolutionary remnants from our earlier stages. Combine that with parental upbringing, education and other experiences, we get the mixed playlist of instincts, learned behaviors and gut feelings that makes up our personalities and sense of self. Every part makes the whole, it depends on what mix that person had. So a gay man with a very strictly straight upbringing, education and other experiences could find women's thirst traps attractive as an example. We humans are just too fond of putting everything into narrow categories, when the reality can be much more fluid and diverse than our categories can handle. So enjoy it with this caveat: this wouldn't hold up in court or in a relationship where the boundaries don't allow looking. There are the self control of a person that's on the line, not what old monkey or reptile brain parts may have suggested to the person.

[@kholdanstaalstorm6881]

@@shredsilastv The title of the video is spot on, because the algorithm will show more of the stuff that the user and other similar users have already checked out. A TicToc account needs only a week to roughly specify what narrow interests the user has and delivering more of the same. It's what the algorithm is made for.

[@shiningshimmer2890]

Me having a bad day but then I decide to watch one of your vids, instant laughter and smile. :) Thank you so much for caring about your fans and putting a smile on everyone’s face, we love ya Kris! 💗

[@screenoracle]

Hi

[@Kassicrybaby]

Same ❤

[@robertkitchens6382]

I love you and your positivity Kris, you have such an adorable personality

[@christinaress9648]

Every time I’m watching the good place, I look at Kristen Bell and think: hey, kris could play her

[@goldeneyespectre8447]

Think she could play Elsa in the live action Frozen😂❤

[@Ling_Chow]

Omg yes!

[@bishhhh2009]

cuz of the name

[@heyyp6511]

Why is that just so true?-

[@Qjsjskbzjsjd]

I love the Good place and i think she woud be great

[@PSiLoveYou444]

5:23 OMG “what was the color of the air” xD

[@katyg2305]

love the 'I had a sh¡tty year but at least I'm not pregnant' dance! We love you Kris 💜

[@taylorsversion13-atw]

Thank you for making us feel good about us all the time Kris❤

[@Abii140]

0:26 The "EEEEEEEEEEEE" got me😂👏🏻

[@chrishickory7907]

I like how Kris involves the video editor when most other channels turn a blind eye, Jay is part of the magic too

[@anislvr]

honestly you’d be the best at making a fake apology video. ily kris thanks for all of the compliments and hugs, they make me feel a lot better!!❤

[@ferxsniper]

The winning argument had me lmfao, awesome video Kris and Jay 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@KaysChaos]

Kris i love your videos so much! you always cheer me up and your compliments have boosted my confidence so much! Your so funny and talented! your apology video would be a comedic masterpiece tbh… i couldn’t imagine a video of yours without me laughing! ❤️❤️❤️

[@Boujee_trash]

Don’t be so rude she actually is complimenting people

[@KaysChaos]

@@Boujee_trash i love your username

[@Greenbombpop0]

11:37 “squint your eyes and mouth call me kris”

[@d4rkbl4ade63]

The intro was just 😂. All of Kris’s videos are just so funny I love how they bring my mood up when I’m feeling down😁 I always love when kris give compliments they make me and my friends feel good about ourselves

[@AkiraPlayz_x]

When she said “why did I just turn into Borat” reminded me of The movie and I cried laughing I haven’t watched it in so long 🤣

[@Hessed3712]

10:33 Same. She made feel stuff.

[@Thescienceguy-a]

Who agrees with me that Kris is the best Person to look up to when you are not feeling the best or overwhelmed? She’s always so positive which always puts a smile on my face even if I'm not feeling the best :)) we always love ❤️ you Kris.

[@amandaboersema1811]

we love the complements kris always gives us to make us feel pretty

[@Thatkandikid221]

2:11 Kris was ✨FLABBERGASTED ✨

[@AllisterMcHarrie]

When she said your dad😂

[@rin63636]

Hey Kris , I just wanted to let you know that you are absolutely amazing and you always know how to make me cheer up on shitty days . So thank you so much.

[@youknownemo6357]

We love and appreciate you too Kris. Personally, I found you at a dark time in my life and your videos, especially the myriad of compliments, have helped to boost my mood that litte bit, when I thought that such things were impossible. You are an amazing person and an even better content creator and, frankly, we are lucky to have you in our lives.

[@mariahharvey765]

That is definitely 100% the best explanation of my feelings towards my siblings😂😂😂

[@RayaRah]

“A lot of cocaine was lost” 💀💀💀 KRIS WDYMMMMM I THOUGHT KATRINA WASN’T IN THIS VIDEOOOO

[@kyleighoconnor532]

You nail it every dang time with the movie/tv clip cuts that you throw in. 😂😂😂❤

[@allysamayy]

i don't think kris even understands how much her videos help people no matter what the content of the video is. literally no matter how much i'm struggling, when i see she's posted another video and then watch it it makes me feel so much less alone and so loved. we all appreciate you so much kris oml ❤️

[@GracefulGracie09]

I 100% agree @allysamayy

[@et1extraterrestrial]

Kris, thank you. 2022 has been the worst year of my life. You have brought a smile to my face during the darkest of times. This year, I have experienced things that are too vile to even put on here. Whenever I was upset in any way and I had access to a device, I would watch you amongst other creators to get into a decent state of mind. So, the absolute least I can say is thank you for everything. Love you, Kris!❤

[@JaneandRobin]

We love you two krisss!🙋🏽‍♀🙋🏽‍♀🙋🏽‍♂🙋🏽‍♂

[@calebholcomb4571]

Kris after the video in 5:20 : “WHAT COLOR WAS THE…a-air?!” What in the world 😂

[@comet3423]

Kris, your eyes are literally stunning! They looked super grey today, very pretty

[@kunduco]

That fake cry trail off at the end of the apology got me hahahaha…. Followed by Jay’s awoooa…. Hahahahaha adorable af Kris!

[@RubyCrossan-r3x]

0:24 I was like u don't like meee

[@SoniasWay]

She never fails to make the best intros and her compliments always make me smile

[@stephanoawesome4588]

I love Kris being a Bi or Pan icon ❤ She just cannot help but find everyone snack material… 🥰

[@yunmane3279]

Degenerate behavior

[@bearssxx]

@sapphicdragonslaurjenzidise?

[@yaleximpact7671]

The realization in Kris’s eyes when she said “up my holes” 😭 😂

[@Chloe-y4x]

😅😅😅

[@brianmarain1863]

😅😬🙊

[@RoninPersutti-d5u]

Bro haha

[@avapeck2888]

I wish I could hug her right now and I was crying while making this , LOVE YOU KRIS!!!!

[@peterlustig5606]

The impersonation (is that word?) at 10:47 is priceless 😂😂😂so very good. definitely in my top 10 moments. my neighbors hate me now

[@beckernicholas1596]

how are you today you're one of my favorite people it feels weird being early thank you for being someone I can look up too and you help so much, especially while my seasonal depression is rough

[@znekkk]

how tf

[@looflus]

Wtf

[@thechannel1473]

How did you write this 15 hours ago when she just posted it

[@SamanthaBrown-em5rx]

How is this 15hrs ago?

[@Samz.xplrer]

How did you-

[@Rach3l_H.]

11:06 you were looking at my food😂

[@Venomousfox]

The laugh was the funniest bit

[@valerieholmes6992]

We love you too, auntie Kris ❤️

[@mrstupiduniverse731c]

You are one of those famous people that didn't let their fame ruin who they are and I find that incredible

[@Aubssx23]

2:13 HER REACTION 😂😂😂😂

[@wolfman71188]

I about fell out of my chair laughing at the "when you see an attractive person" reenactment.

[@CharlotteCampbell-cj1wi]

I love this channel and NO MATTER WHAT people say about you I will still love you.Your so funny

[@nature.b0y]

im so glad kris is here to save the day !! i love you so so much !!!

[@AJTho]

I just wanna say that Jay has been the real MVP this year, hats off to you dude.

[@brooklyn-qz4xg]

2:06 her:your dad him:were getting a divorce LOVE YOU KRISSSS

[@gracyn_offline]

EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKING. TIME. she compliments us I LOSE IT. WHY IS SHE SUCH AN AMAZING PERSON????????????? Well, Auntie Kris, you deserve all the compliments, too. So here ya go: this silly little KZbin family we have is forever grateful for every single video you ever post. You make my day every day. All my love.

[@ellafrankyy]

Kris, your acting skills in the beginning were SPOT ON! ❤ Love you Kris

[@wolfy_playz2475]

( 10:57 ) Best kris moment 🤣

[@RecklessFables]

10:21 Here, I'll just rewind this for everyone.

[@TheGarageBandMusician]

Kris, I watch your videos everyday and they always make me smile no matter how I'm feeling at the time. Keep doing what you do and I can't wait to see the content you upload in the future.

[@rohyiyaps]

I always press the like button before the video actually starts, cuz i know whatever she makes will be amazing and funny. Also, that was a really catching intro, Kris is go spectacular at acting, i only knew it was acting cuz i knew she would never say something like that to us.

[@katelynwilkinson5149]

Kris you are literally the best most wholesome content creator on the internet❤️ You know what I love most about your compliments is that they always feel genuine even if you do a little skit I feel like those compliments come from the very bottom of your soul and it warms my heart that even though you don't know me personally you know I exist and you care❤️

[@Luthien-_-Playz]

10:25 *calmly begins to die from simping to hard*

[@sarellah651]

Not just her..

[@boxoling6894]

kris’s mind: mommy sorry mommy sorry😳

[@Teagan-w3u]

The beginning almost made me cry Kris how dare you😭 also the little cry KILLS me each time, btw I hug and kiss u back 🤗

[@Chloe_y.]

9:30 this is kris whenever she gets an idea for a video

[@Aubssx23]

3:15 THE FILTER 😂😂😂

[@gyuulvrrz]

Thank you Kris for always putting a smile on a person's face everytime you upload a video 💕

[@MylahPinto]

i love her videos they make me so happy and they just make my day

[@roastcraft9670]

I haven’t been watching your channel for long, but I’m loving your content. I love your energy and how you treat your viewers. I actually feel the love through the screen and it makes me so happy. I love your editor too. He does a great job!

[@rylanpadgett3808]

THE START GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK BRO. I THOUGHT SHE WAS SERIOUS LMFAO DONT CRY I LOVE YOU TOO! Wait now your laughing I AM GETTING F-ING EMOTIONS HERE HUN! 5:27 *Kris turning gay*

[@maissie]

Isn't she Bi though?

[@hannah.770]

She's pan

[@Thescienceguy-a]

love how Kris always compliments us no matter what. She works so hard to create content for us. We love you Kris!!! 💖💖💖💖

[@ThatPoseidonCabinGirl]

that first part concerned me for a few minutes before i realized and i love you to Auntie Kris :D

[@voxmutationem3651]

Hope Kris gets Jay to do her voiceover soon! 😂

[@baggiofontes]

Why did she have to call me out like that in the beginning? But the hug and the laughs really helped my anxiety and to make my day better thank you Kris always

[@DarkRose777]

love how Kris can make our day better with a video. Kris don't stop being amazing!🙃🙃🙃 the beginning got me though 😄.

[@SelenaHenning]

Bruh Kris makes me laugh so hard i cant breath😂