My Top 10 Starkid Couples

That's just me babey.

[@cassian2963]

i think everyone has just agreed that quirrellmort is the best

[@yourstrulyis3564]

Facts

[@imaginebananasproductions2601]

cassian ! If someone disagrees with this statement I can’t trust them

[@eror143]

IT HAS A NAME

[@opalplisetsky6762]

Yes

[@wonderpotter2674]

Yep

[@lilyparker6611]

Quirrelmort better be first EDIT: This pleases the duck

[@chloeclover4223]

The “I came home” line gets me EVERY TIME I literally cried the first three times I heard it. Including now. This is the third time I’ve heard it and I’m in tears just thinking about it. My brother thinks I’m crazy but listen to me I-

[@juliana.sirmans]

Chloe Clover glad I’m not the only baby that cried during that Like that shi *hUr tEd*

[@chloeclover4223]

Juli Sirmans IT DID!!!!!! IT HURT MY HEART but it also healed it and gave me a new reason to live you know what I’m saying?

[@juliana.sirmans]

Okay but we can all say nick had WAYYYY TOOOO MUCH fun with sorty and scarfy.

[@alildaisy2180]

Ikr the concentration when he made them kiss

[@sadieh487]

um where is professor hidgens and alexa that was a tumultuous love story laced with sadness and despair, ending in fury but a classic for the books.

[@thatguycalleddan1702]

Personally, I’m more partial to Hidgens and Chad

[@kyhwd1376]

I thought his first love was and always will be Musical theater??

[@vividly_valeska5738]

ThatguycalledDanyes

[@vividly_valeska5738]

ThatguycalledDan YES

[@PrinceTrexus]

Brother Pat THIS RESPONSE IS PERFECT!

[@lattayhattay7867]

Mcdoon and Cleetus Jones deserve better

[@micahwilliams1332]

That was an abusive relationship.

[@dez6529]

Cletus Jones deserves better than The Bandit King.

[@Ballin4Vengeance]

@@dez6529 🔄✌️*DA BANDIT KING*

[@haileykramer8017]

The best couple in Starkid history is Sorty and Scarfy

[@wonderpotter2674]

Yes!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@quirrelmorts]

Wow hivemind

[@fayeclemons5794]

Professor Hidgens Honestly you should have seen my reaction when I got your notification earlier. I think I screamed.

[@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003]

Professor Hidgens!

[@everyones-a-cryptic]

Good to know everyone agrees about Quirrelmort being the best starkid couple

[@wonderpotter2674]

Yeah, they’re amazing!

[@Elizabeth-nu3ct]

I love how at 24:11 he smiles knowing what he is about to do is utterly ridiculous and also probably really fun

[@bethanymanwaring7319]

Joey and sally are so forgotten about :( They have a whole musical about their really cute love story 💕 (also Emma and Paul > Tom and Becky but oh well)

[@Ray-hk1zm]

Emma and Paul ABSOLUTELY > Tom and Becky.

[@acwalter2838]

Ethan/Lex > Tom/Becky, Paul/Emma > Ethan/Lex.

[@Ray-hk1zm]

@@acwalter2838 I think I agree with this. I really love Ethan and Lex, but Emma and Paul are just so, so good.

[@wonderpotter2674]

@@Ray-hk1zm I agree!

[@Quackervoltz]

But Tom and Becky are my emotional support second parents

[@leahhuman6106]

Kinda pressed that Noel and Kris Kringle isn’t on this :( they had such an amazing (hallmark) love story

[@iamnotmarta4743]

Yeah I almost cried when they kissed it was so emotional

[@kirasmith1]

@@iamnotmarta4743 santaaaaa *immediately makes out*

[@alexfumero2381]

the whole list i was anxiously waiting for quirrel and voldemort and when they got first place i said "rightfully so" out loud

[@jaedensballom7915]

“Hermione Jean Granger, I want to get another kiss. So will you marry me?” “And me.”

[@abhiramiprabakar7067]

This is Harry/Ginny, Dick/Ms Cooter and Umbridge/Firenze erasure..

[@bigyeet9740]

Idk, the Harry/Ginny really didn't do well in Avpsy...

[@abhiramiprabakar7067]

@@bigyeet9740 agreed but that drove the plot so

[@nateuq6872]

@@bigyeet9740 neither did Ron and Hermione, but here we are.

[@addynormann3167]

Thank you for giving Tootsie and Megagirl the respect they deserve!

[@elizah8951]

the fact that dylan is almost always a part of the couple-that says a lot

[@rainbowrocks1020]

My expectations: Quirrelmort is first and if any relationship takes it's place, it has to be scarfy and sorty or I'll freak Edit: I WAS NOT DISSAPPOINTED (also, I totally forgot about Tootsie and Megagirl)

[@jazzhands8493]

Quirrllmort better be first or I’m gonna sue

[@everyones-a-cryptic]

* patiently waiting for quirrelmort to be at the top *

[@samikay626]

Draco and a rocketship 😔✊

[@caitlinscott7325]

I can't believe you put Jafar and Sherizad in 10th, they deserved 3rd at least, but I respect your opinions

[@bookworm1691]

I KNOW

[@AscendedXSaiyan]

Glad it wasn't just me lol. They were a great couple

[@thedarkoverlordofall]

Same

[@sapphosspecialboy]

I agree with every single one of these but I have one to add. Professor Higgins and Alexa

[@jamieestes3956]

Jafar and Sharazade are the best couple fight me. It’s literally a fact

[@BlackRoseSystem_4902]

I 2000% agree

[@ArtemisMoon12]

I agree they should be higher, but Sharazade just isn’t in the musical for long enough to develop their relationship to be the best all time Starkid couple.

[@jamieestes3956]

ArtemisMoon12 that is true but while she’s not there a lot of the time. She is the motivation for a lot of Jafars actions. And that is just so sweet to me

[@janelleraz]

I think they are usually put so low is because we didn’t get to see much of them together compared to Paul and Emma. Then again we don’t see much of Ethan and Lex together... idk lmao. I still think they are great though.

[@AscendedXSaiyan]

They're definitely in the top 3 but I can't put them ahead of Quirrelmort

[@inyourwalls6053]

im glad my children grunt and emberly are getting the recognition they deserve

[@bethedwards5671]

lmao about 100% sure that jafar says charizard instead of sherrezade

[@sunshinepenguinssso3202]

Quirrelmort is amazing. Number one couple of the history of the world. Nothing can compare

[@katek867]

Sorty and Scarfy are my OTP

[@chiara3536]

YAAAAASSS

[@Quackervoltz]

Oh absolutely

[@grace5033]

This is Zazzalil/Jemilla erasure

[@lightningmoon13]

I was trying to find a comment about this

[@wonderpotter2674]

@@lightningmoon13 Me too!

[@diego.gameshit1397]

Jon Matteson is adorable and has my whole heart ugh love himmmmm

[@thatonestarkidfan3918]

12:50 notice how Emma is still holding her imaginary cup

[@Shmee3353]

I think I got chills at least 6 times during this video.

[@Samantha-lj3jq]

You knew who would be in first as soon as you tapped on the video.

[@alexisgriffin2613]

if voldemort and quirrell werent #1 i was ready to throw hands

[@AscendedXSaiyan]

Does this please the 🦆?

[@kay-vm8ev]

becky and tom should NOT be above emma and paul

[@stephtyler7517]

was gonna like your comment but didnt wanna ruin the number lol

[@wonderpotter2674]

I AGREE!!

[@emeryjem]

I see Harry Potter and forget that Quirrelmort isn't cannon and get really disappointed 😂😂

[@wonderpotter2674]

Same

[@PrinceTrexus]

Lol it just occurred to me, Jeff and Rachael have also played multiple couples. They were Aladdin and Jasmine in Twisted and also Mother and Father in Trail to Oregon

[@justarandomperson5301]

This should be renamed 26 minutes and 8 seconds of pure fluff

[@annabelcrescibene4257]

Maya Finn Except when emberbly slaps grunt

[@sepiteria7797]

FINALLY some Becky and Tom appreciation!!! Edit:Also Mega Girl and Tootsie Megagirl amazing

[@pineapplejester7191]

We all knew what number 1 was gonna be

[@juviafullbuster4053]

Ummm excuse me? What about the best ship ever being Narcissa x Dobby? 👀

[@maygreen4781]

what about professor hidgens and alexa????

[@hajer4800]

IK like how do you forget the iconic iconic *professor hidgens and alexa*

[@meowstichu7427]

no, his first love was and always will be musical theatre

[@chaosincarnatea8755]

B-but professor hidgens and chad.....

[@magnusbane420]

Yaaaas Quirrelmort

[@rachelgrubman4606]

Im sure this list is great but it makes me sad Jafar and Sheherazade are in last place.

[@lillianchristine8106]

I love the amount of Dylan Saunders in this video

[@asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop1234]

Ron: kisses Hermione *VICTORY SCREECH*

[@butterflyjmw8254]

I'm sad jafar and sherrezade are so far down the list. Maybe it's just because twisted is my favorite and if I believed makes me sob Everytime I hear it

[@AscendedXSaiyan]

My top 3 would probably be 1. Quirrelmort (Is there any doubt?) 2. Jafar & Sharazade 3. Megagirl & Tootsie Megagirl

[@PrinceTrexus]

How did Jafar and Scheherazade only get 10??? They were my favorite couple tied with the other couple also played by Dylan and Meredith: Tootsie Noodles and Megagirl

[@lauren_weekes8541]

My list is 1. Voldemort + Quirrell 2. Tootsie noddles + mega girl 3.Jafar + Sharazarde 4. Mcdoon + Cletus Jones 5. Grant + Emberly 6. Emma and Paul 7. Sorty + Scarfy 8. Jack Bauer + slippery when wet 9. Zazalil + Jamila 10. Ron + Hermione and I live by that

[@korigarber3641]

I know you said you live by that but if Lex and Ethan aren't 11th we have a bone to pick

[@matissealfaro6736]

@@korigarber3641 yaaas!!!

[@massachusettslegalizeweed4208]

They technically aren’t Starkid but Owen Carvour (played by Joey Richter) and Agent Curt Mega (played by Curt Mega) live rent-free in my sad gay head🥺🥺

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Just don’t think about their last scene together

[@hobbedgoblin10]

i’d switch lex and ethan with tom and becky but i agree with the rest

[@Quackervoltz]

I fucking love Tom and Becky

[@aaronelliotart]

Joey and Dylan being half of these lol.

[@sallyalbright7021]

So like were all in agreement that quirrelmort was the best couple right?

[@randomfandoms6769]

Mine is: 10 - Jack Bauer/Slippery When Wet (TTO) 9 - Sorty/Scarfy (AVPS/AVPSY) 8 - Bug/February (Starship) 7 - Ron/Hermione (AVPM/AVPS/AVPSY) 6 - McDoon/Cletus Jones (TTO) 5 - Jafar/Sherezadde (Twisted) 4 - Tootsie/Mega-Girl (Starship) 3 - Paul/Emma (TGWDLM) 2 - Jemilla/Zazzalil (Firebringer) 1 - Quirrell/Voldemort (AVPM/AVPSY)

[@Bro-wc4lv]

Legit clicked into this video to make sure quirrelmort won

[@gavino0077]

I love how there's a whole song about other people shipping their neighbors/townsfolk

[@lilyparker6611]

This is Jazzalil erasure

[@montrealderogatory]

Ummmmm... Cletus Jones and The Bandit King? Are missing? From this list?

[@pamesy-jatterson7352]

Well Mcdoon was kind of a controlling jerk, , , ,

[@huffleprecious4143]

@@pamesy-jatterson7352 General store guy and General store guys wife on the other hand

[@deseuryderia]

sorry but zazzalil and jemilla have one of the best dynamics. fight me. i wasn't a huge fan of grunt and emberly because it kinda just felt like the "necessary hetero" relationship and not to mention, zazzalil and jemilla grew to like each other while grunt just walked over and explained his backstory, and one scene and one song later, they're 100% in love. they were boring, while z and j had growth.

[@breezyiscool8025]

I never realized that starkid did Arabian nights, our show choir group just did it this year! I will definitely have to watch it

[@hayleycoleman4771]

Starkid is too scared to make a Lauren and Joey couple because their chemistry would be too great and it's all the audience would talk about. Also StarKid concerts are usually just avpm and they won't have time to have another amazing duet from them.

[@micawoodburn9250]

Well they did play the Cratchits in VHS Christmas Carol 🤷🏽‍♀️ or did your comment come out before that did 😬

[@justaperson9754]

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss quirrelmort is first

[@Shmee3353]

Can’t believe y’all forgot about the sultan and monkey!! Shocked and confused...

[@esterplank2611]

How is romionie over jafarazade??

[@fredders1]

idk, paul and emma haven't put a label on it yet

[@iprobablydontlikeyou7416]

but they are intimate

[@bradybeckley3343]

​@@iprobablydontlikeyou7416i LOVE your profile picture

[@Ray-hk1zm]

Jazzalil deserved better than this. So did Paul and Emma but at least they were on here. Your opinions are entirely valid but Still.

[@sallyalbright7021]

Yesss grunt and emberly appreciation!! Honestly I liked them more then Jemilla and zazzalil (still love them though.)

[@moosedraw3731]

Voldemort being undeniably ripped and looking like he couldn’t survive a winter because there’s no body fat on him… Fuuuuuuck. To this DAY, I’m genuinely like “mmmmph” any time I see it.

[@rainbowrocks1020]

Wait I scrolled down to look at the comments and there is only FOUR???!

[@user-zf8fm7ro7z]

I don't think Becky and Tom should be together, they are just using each other and their relationship is kinda toxic

[@huffleprecious4143]

i want to cry because dylan and meredith are perfect 🥺

[@millierose2933]

Please tell me that someone else saw Evana Lynch in Ron and Hermione‘s part

[@elsagranquist9755]

yeah lmao she was in AVPSY

[@dallensorenson8324]

YES QUIRRELLMORT

[@thatonestarkidfan3918]

Okay but what about Ducker and Duck?

[@drpigglesnuudelworte5209]

Santa Clause and Noelle aren’t #1 I’m suing

[@messwithfinesse]

3:15 and that was the moment Ronald Weasley became an alpha male

[@vanillaplanifoliae]

dylan saunders and meredith stepien work so well together! loved them as marley and scrooge in vhs christmas carol

[@Quackervoltz]

Finally, the Barneston representation I've always wanted

[@ilurvsharrypotter]

Dylan Saunders as a romantic lead is just everything

[@fightingfaerie]

I just realized something. Jason and Janet is basically Tootsie and Megagirl

[@HeadphonesGal215]

HOLD ON WAS THE REAL LUNA LOVEGOOD IN AVPM SENIOR YEAR

[@elsagranquist9755]

lmao yeah she was in it!!

[@Quackervoltz]

Yes

[@bugbeverage5204]

Are we going to ignore how much the girl who plays luna actually looks like her

[@tatianahernandez2865]

It was actually Evanna Lynch from the films

[@holyalpaca750]

We should write a fanfic about voldemort and quirrel.

[@trashfireartist7372]

hey why aren't zazzalil and Camilla on here? Everyone is entitled to their own opinions but I think they would be above Emberly and Grunt

[@ems585]

NO ONE IS TALKING BOUT RON AND HERMIONE'S KISS COME ON

[@guntherhasregrets1954]

Ohhh my god Jafar's face caught me so off guard (0:44) I somehow hurt my throat by laughing

[@camt0pia]

You forgot achmed and his tiger

[@rebeccastanley7567]

Ron and Hermione, 9th? The disrespect

[@muppetenthusiast]

Linda and Gerald

[@shinnyboppers9802]

Lex and Ethan are the cutest I wish they were higher :')

[@Choccoco]

Jafar and Sherrezade should be number one, hands down.

[@femkebocker]

Okay but like, only if I find a Jafar gf for myself I can peacefully lay down and die

[@faithkliner5145]

Okay, is it just me or does Dylan sound a liiiiiiittle bit like Lin-Manuel Miranda at 0:22 - 0:26? I'm not crazy, right? Right?

[@korigarber3641]

I mean he is technically an obedient servant

[@karsonpalmerswork]

Ok but like that harmony from grunt and emberly was so good

[@godabandonedthistimeline]

If Batman and Superman kissed in the end of HMB they would have been on that list

[@lgirl57]

not me watching this and getting to couple #2 thinking "oh I wonder who could be #1?" and then .2 seconds later going oh DUH I know who it's gonna be and I was RIGHT because that's the only right answer!!!!!

[@goodandnumb]

:| what about hidgens and alexa, and hot chocolate boy and his hot chocolate

[@karsonpalmerswork]

I was not expecting tom to be Scottish