MY VILLAIN ARC STARTS HERE | Prison Simulator #2

You're going to jail and there's nothing you can do about it
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Edited By: / @aliceandchill

[@matthewbertrand4139]

"you're here for a long time, not a good time" is honestly such a metal prison warden line

[@user-mz4sn8wt5o]

That reminds me of TommyInit's quote "I'm here for a good time, not for a long time"

[@matthewbertrand4139]

@@user-mz4sn8wt5o well, that one is an actual saying about how life is short and you should enjoy it, it's fairly common. but saying it backwards was pretty creative

[@user-mz4sn8wt5o]

@@matthewbertrand4139 That is an interesting fact thank you. I didn't know really a lot about the saying.

[@ultraparanioa]

@@user-mz4sn8wt5o that’s not his quote… lmao. this has been said for a while before he even started youtube.

[@rschaff23]

It’s from a country song lyric backwards the songs called here for a good time by George Strait it’s hella good

[@elementomega613]

I love how the power immediately went to Jack’s head and he got corrupted. Lmao.

[@mari-wf2jx]

Just like real cops 😩

[@softballpitchin13]

LOL it’s funny bc there’s a real psychological study that was done between college students playing roles of prisoner/cop, and the “cops” became abusive and corrupt in just 2 days. It was called the “Stanford Prison Experiment”. So it makes sense

[@XxXsoapXxX]

@@softballpitchin13 youtube glitchin out and my comment aint posting but whatever the stanford prison experiment has been discredited.

[@XxXsoapXxX]

i dont think youtube likes links, but i know iilluminaughtii did a video on it, and there are the sources im trying to link.

[@glassofjuice1514]

The reply section is about to cry about this one

[@wingstar]

Jack just singing "I want it that way" like Jake from Brooklyn Nine-Nine is something else 12:55

[@the.onlylulu]

Yesssss!

[@jacobboski1768]

That’s what I thought

[@wingstar]

@@the.onlylulu I went "now number 5" when he was singing 🤣🤣🤣

[@wingstar]

@@jacobboski1768 I was looking at the comments I didn't find any about this at all but now there are a few

[@ZachDensonGames]

I think he’s watched the show and that was the joke

[@pedrostormrage]

11:38 "I'm taller than you, haha! Suck it, Cory" Cory: **sits down** "Oh, God... No no no no no no no no" Ask and you shall receive 😏

[@danielalmeida6729]

Jack: "My dad said to count how many years till he came back but he never came back so i got real got at countin'" 😂i died

[@DannyDoggedYou]

So did his dad...

[@danielalmeida6729]

@@DannyDoggedYou lmao😂

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

jack: "this language sounds like gibberish!" robin: "thats- thats my language"

[@fidenking3203]

It wasnt though he was sarcastic.

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

@@fidenking3203 not really. he seemed geniunely surprised when he figured out it was swedish

[@fidenking3203]

@@tieflingcorpse9817 It isnt swedish dude. Im swedish...

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

@@fidenking3203 oh ok

[@DangerZone200]

@@tieflingcorpse9817 oh quiet down you crazy Sims talker

[@thebestone8872]

“If my voice cracks one more time, they’re not gonna take me seriously” don’t worry jack we already don’t

[@Fae_Strawberries]

“WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF NOW?” That killed me-

[@akshaysheriff]

Is no one gonna talk about how he made the prisoners sing "I want it that way" like the intro to a b99 episode? 😂

[@megzsykes8192]

Or the fact he said cool cool cool cool toit toit toit 😂

[@xotwod_instinct8234]

Yessir. I thought that immediately

[@TermiteMannn]

Love to see it lol

[@AbigaiIDavies]

@@megzsykes8192 I came here to see if anyone noticed that

[@farmer-rama4244]

This part of the video literally made my day 😁

[@Stick_and_stone]

11:39 Jack "Haha suck it Cory!" Cory: *sits down* The timing of the game is on point, and the thing Cory is talking about while sitting don't help the implications.

[@Catmum1998]

What is he talking about?

[@mrupsidedown9879]

Brilliant

[@Stick_and_stone]

@@Catmum1998 You can mostly read him saying "always follow a good man" If you pay closer attention the full sentence is They always follow a good man...nothing [blank]" what comes after nothing is impossible to read but since you only see him say "always follow a good man" after Jack says "suck it, Cory." It makes it even funnier.

[@crybaby_puppeteer]

​@@Stick_and_stone He says "The always follow a good man... nothing more."

[@X-SPONGED]

20:45 Jack, to get your prisoner's opinion of you to go up, you need to get the contraband and then sell it back to him so you can get both respect and money

[@basicpotato]

I just picture Evelyn laughing her ass off in another part of the house while Jack does his intros lol

[@Aroacerat]

Same

[@rainbowlightning5156]

just imagine a jail filled with jacksepticeye policemen. that's terrifying

[@matejcevnik7362]

I think thats called America

[@rainbowlightning5156]

@@matejcevnik7362 lol but way worse. It'll just be a bunch of screaming added for no reason

[@shinesnakeeold7447]

“I’m gonna go into the searchin room to see if anyone needs Searchin” The most legit cop ever

[@letlulusleep]

@Last name First name pardon???

[@MKZ3003]

@Last name First name what?

[@SleekHeroo]

I think he meant racist, did he? IDK

[@dragonbutt]

The volume balance is actually really good. Loud AF game matches Jack's loud AF yelling. Its actually very immersive XD

[@sarahwilliams8438]

"Negligent homicide? How did that happen?" Well, if I had to guess, negligently.

[@UrPPhard]

Unironically I need Jack to finish "I want it that way", it was amazing

[@Dash41198]

Tell me why

[@tiredcoffee9801]

@@Dash41198 ain’t nothing but a mistake

[@Chiliking1]

@Serendipity I never wanna hear you say

[@ngopiwithken]

@@Chiliking1 I want it that way

[@timmydaichi]

@@ngopiwithken now i can see that we’ve fallen apart

[@ClaythebeloveD]

"why does it sound like im talking norwegian?" me a norwegian person: "why *do* you actually sound norwegian...??"

[@KaeyasSoggySocks]

"Why does Seán actually sound like us tho?????"

[@Sansaboy21]

for me it sounds more like Finnish

[@FractalRabbit]

@@Sansaboy21 have you ever heard finnish?! Cause that is not it

[@returnvoidex7739]

Yeah, does sound Norwegian xd finnish doesen't speak that slow to get a point across in that way at the end, we do that alot (norwegians)

[@The_wannabe_composer]

Haha right! Han lät väldigt skandinavisk haha. And, by writing that, im hoping you understand swedish xD

[@Ari-xg8jp]

Love how he gets more American every time he beats up a prisoner or gets a gun lol

[@davldbradley6073]

Southerner..!!

[@NekoNekoPanic]

Jack: "It wasn't worth the obnoxious joke." Me: **hits emergency alarm** "HE'S BECOME SELF-AWARE!!" 🚨

[@_Pix_]

I absolutely love Jack’s humor in this, and especially Robin’s editing. Totally underrated, like how they made the screen shake at the beginning whenever the game made sounds too loud lmao

[@_Pix_]

@Andylin Plocher eh they’re usually bots. Still sucks tho :/ thanks for letting me know

[@_Pix_]

@Andylin Plocher all you can do is report for now. I have seen significantly less bots though, now it’s just the verified ones that need to go

[@_Pix_]

@Andylin Plocher agreed

[@rogersoftboy8134]

robin is a she btw

[@sarac9424]

@@rogersoftboy8134 have they updated their stance from when they first came out? Cause when Robin came out they specified not wanting to change pronouns (at least at the time) but I've not been up to date on the internet this year tbh

[@scottrainville8621]

Jack is pretty good at talking in a tough American accent. Edit: I put up this comment to commemorate his good accent for an Irish person. It’s not perfect but it’s good. Not so people can insult him, me or each other. Stop saying “It dOesNt ReaLy SouNd lIkE iT. i’M a SoUThErNer” or “DO yOu kNow EveN WhAt ThEy reAllY SouNd LIke?” or “iT’s a SoUThErNer AcCenT” The SOUTH is in the USA. The name of people who live in the USA is AMERICAN Ever heard of a book? Maybe you should read one.

[@2189fallenangel]

Hell yes he is

[@luvhair255]

I wasn't expecting it and spat my drink all over the place when he started lol. Yeah, it's riddled with strange phrases but I love it.

[@kingscorcher7807]

Not to good but pretty good see im from a place that sounds like that almost but its okay i guess

[@realname4625]

@@kingscorcher7807 America has many regional accents so I can't say for sure but it's definitely not like where I'm from

[@theultimaterich6302]

No?

[@lospereye]

It's funny, I thought Jack sounded like Felix when he was talking like the npc's and then he asked Robin if it was swedish and when it was confirmed I nearly lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@fridakarlsson2483]

It’s not swedish tho

[@theycallmebad]

Yeah, it's not Swedish my dude. The editor was just being cheeky. x)

[@ZeroThe0ne]

sorry but it's not Swedish lol editor was doing a haha funny joke

[@nalanara8765]

Swedish person here, it was a 100% Swedish

[@fidenking3203]

@@nalanara8765 no ur just trolling here too...

[@thesummoner2173]

11:43 “haha, suck it Corey” Corey : *Sits down at a certain angle* Jack : *nervous sweating*

[@32roso]

Jack: alright you maggots, sit back and relax. Me: *salutes and says* SIR YES SIR!

[@tanjirokamado5150]

fun fact I did it before reading the comments

[@FairlyRosie]

"We don't talk to Daniel. Daniel Sucks." RTs punching the air right now.

[@Atreusbon]

Rude

[@izzywolflover]

He playing Pokémon Shining Diamond right now and just enjoying life

[@ginosko_]

Jack's channel is for kids aged around 13 change my mind . U can just feel the immature vibe his voice gives off

[@theprofessor1554]

@@ginosko_ okay. If you don't enjoy his content you can always leave, nobodies stopping you.

[@ginosko_]

Jack's channel is for kids aged around 13 change my mind . U can just feel the immature vibe his voice gives off

[@kaseymathew1893]

Unruly prisoner: gets beaten into unconsciousness Same prisoner literally 2 seconds later: "Good morning, officer!"

[@The_Life]

I don't even like this game but it's so fun watching Jack play something he clearly likes playing :-)

[@NadiaClawson24601]

when jack says the game is too loud but you can finally hear it beneath his thunderous voice

[@flickthewick5661]

Jack makes a great warden and knows how to stop an escape due to his escapist days

[@depth1576]

"It might have taken a while to get that out of the hole in my face, but ill make a hole in yours if you make fun of me" My new motto

[@bethanycarl6858]

9:45 Those few seconds made me laugh harder than anything has in years. I have tears on my face

[@SpongeBobGaming_]

Whenever jack makes a part 2 to a one of game, you know shits going down

[@kosmos9065]

5:07 Sounds like you say: "Høvle hette og en hore" which mean "Jack plane hood and a wh*re" So good on you Jack, you spoke some Norwegian, I'll give you a golden star for effort. -By some Norwegian guy living in his igloo

[@kimcampbell4591]

Sean: Hershey is garbage chocolate for garbage people. Me: eating a Hershey bar.🤣

[@someblaqguy]

That pretty much narrows it down lol

[@ThatGothicArtist]

Pffffftttt same

[@sabrinaduckett5057]

Me, who grew up on and currently enjoys Hershey's chocolate: WHY, JACK, WHY?!?!

[@flashkirby101]

That's how it is as a total trash mammal.

[@WatermelonCatermelon]

It’s okay I’m fine with him thinking I’m garbage 🥲💚

[@X-SPONGED]

11:38 Jack : "I'm taller than you ! Haha, Suck it, Cory !" Cory : _sits down on the bench press unit_ *"Jokes on you, I'm into that $hit !"*

[@JeffOfTheMountains]

Nice to see Sean's changed his ways after being a master Escapist.

[@ChadShotgunApe]

@SC [Best KZbinr Ever]who asked. Even if your content was "better" your attitude isn't. That's why people watch Jack, go back to trolling 12 year olds on roblox kid

[@Joel-rm7fz]

@SC [Best KZbinr Ever] oh no… Now they’re including TWO insults in their comments

[@isabella.benitez348]

@@ChadShotgunApe they are just a bot. don’t even bother

[@ginosko_]

Jack's channel is for kids aged around 13 change my mind . U can just feel the immature vibe his voice gives off

[@ChadShotgunApe]

@Henry Dawson-Jones they are too busy being wussies because they got dislike bombed and removed disliking from the app

[@wenzi_b]

Hey Jack. I personally enjoyed the level that the game volume was set at today. I don't listen with headphones, so, most of the time, I can only hear your voice and the absolutely loudest stuff in the game. I think that you should do it like this more often. If others think that it's loud, maybe you could just mix the game volume a tiny bit louder. Thanks! Loved the video.

[@millerrp1989]

This is much better.

[@louisbryant5781]

Wait, louder?

[@hightopshannah]

Same here

[@cual686]

Agreed.

[@Randomness823]

Yeah it's not bad tbh. It could be a *touch* quieter, but I kinda like it like this? Might blow my eardrums out with headphones but it's Jack so I have him low anyway lmao

[@God-wu1ob]

Thankmas reminder clicked in my head, Sean literally saved lives with thankmas like 4+ times how is he not known globally

[@Rara_Noire]

23:17 The two prisoners; Fighting That one prisoner standing beside Jack; Comes in frame and tries to say a knock knock joke

[@crybaby_puppeteer]

I found that more funny then I probably should've 😂😂

[@TeaLurker]

When Jack posts is when it's a good time.

[@ginosko_]

Jack's channel is for kids aged around 13 change my mind . U can just feel the immature vibe his voice gives off

[@badussysnatcher9974]

@@ginosko_ bro no one cares

[@_2yntH_PoTenS_]

@@ginosko_ who are you to tell people who’s allowed to watch and not

[@Frostyyy__]

@@ginosko_ I’m 23 and I watch him

[@ginosko_]

@@badussysnatcher9974 it's for children,when he talks u can tell his brain is talking on a childs level . He entertains young immature branes

[@azgaming9955]

Jack: "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" Me: "YES JACK SERGEANT!"

[@_Pix_]

It’d probably be Sergeant Jack or Sergeant Septiceye lol

[@norra689]

Sergeant spedicey would be cool

[@irfanazaam9386]

RSM Sean is much better.

[@TheCriminalViolin]

He's a fun fact: Andrew who had the Negligent Homicide charge had a tear tattooed next to his eye - That is a tattoo one gets in prison as a show that they killed someone while behind bars. So, it's actually got some small details right, too with regards to accuracy. That's really neat!

[@thepeacefulbuddah]

Me: Eating Hershey chocolate bar Sean: 7:34 Me: slowly putting down chocolate bar all bug-eyed.

[@zantheman9322]

Jack ever since I was laying in my small bed with my stuff lion hearing u scream “SPEEED IS KEYYYY” I knew u were gonna become a masterpiece 😂

[@starlight_studios8784]

Ah yes, Jack raising the old and new generation

[@xxcrimsonfrostxx74]

Same, he is amazing

[@dopeman4969]

I love how the audio of the game was too loud but Jack is so loud that you can hear him anyway lmao

[@millerrp1989]

They were completely equal to me, seemed like the best audio quality of any video he’s ever put out. I watch on a smart tv tho, not sure if that makes a difference.

[@TexelGuy]

Honestly I kinda prefer this volume balance. The games are too quiet otherwise.

[@Jedijames1999]

Welcome back to the game where Jack works on his Lieutenant Jason Kolchek impression for roughly 25 minutes. Hilarious as always!

[@pedrostormrage]

18:27 "I can also do like a hyper beam with it" Jack has now turned into a Dragonite 🐉

[@random_meraki8848]

For the next nostalgia week, Jack should play the rest of the A-Team prison in escapists.

[@SoniasWay]

Don’t you all agree that the day gets 100 times better when Jack posts

[@ginosko_]

Not really . Maybe if I'm a kid still . Jack's channel is for kids aged around 13 change my mind . U can just feel the immature vibe his voice gives off

[@blueiguana430]

@@ginosko_ how about you stop spamming and gtfo? And never watch his channel again? You are the one giving off 13-year-old vibes and it stinks😷

[@undeniableluck3260]

@@blueiguana430 gtfo sounds like something a 13 year old would say

[@stormy_202]

Yes absolutely @Sonia's Way

[@jamieloveridge1937]

@@blueiguana430 Jesus he was only answering the question and answered it with his honest opinion, however I do agree my day does get better when jack uploads

[@banan4084]

His drill sergeant accent is really great, especially for a non-American

[@preben42069]

As a norwegian, I was genuinely confused if Sean was cursing in my language at 05:10 (and no, that is not a scandinavian langauge; nor a real language at all)

[@Fedorabandit]

Jack reminds me of my JROTC Sergeant Major and how he used to talk to us. He’d definitely make a good leader of his own army…to take on Kevin’s cult.

[@AhmedKhan-hi9xq]

It's like the Stanford experiment all over again

[@iabproductionsofficial]

Jack constantly saying my name this episode and me responding and answering some of his questions like am actually in the same vicinity of him will always be my fav thing about this episode

[@bynnrowell9595]

"I'm beigining to get a taste for this" said every cop ever

[@CheZGamesOfficial]

Jacks videos are always so hype, this is why I love these videos 👀..

[@knife5050]

@SillySanta rude!

[@sxllnt]

No

[@TheDevPodcast]

JACKSEPTICEYE IS TERRIBLE

[@kurthurt5068]

@SillySanta Sir you have one video

[@ginosko_]

Jack's channel is for kids aged around 13 change my mind . U can just feel the immature vibe his voice gives off

[@mosta2304]

Im sure someone already made this joke but oh well . Jack dont worry about the loud game sounds , we are already used to you .

[@kyleemartin2155]

Sean: "GET INTO YOUR SELL" Prisoner: *gets knocked out* Sean: "😬 Pleaseeeeeeee"

[@NekoNekoPanic]

Jack: "We don't talk to Daniel. Daniel sucks." Viewers named Daniel: 😢

[@ItsLadyJadey]

Heavy southern accent and what could potentially be a US prison.. Jack: "And y'all KNOW Sandra makes those sweet ass mince pies". Honey that's the most un-American thing you've said. 😂

[@ThatGothicArtist]

Pfffffttttttt frrrrrr

[@scottrainville8621]

Ah yes the American prison where they speak Swedish

[@flashkirby101]

His first and only mistake was he didn't pick apple pie.

[@aurorachoi5030]

@@scottrainville8621 it's not swedish

[@ItsLadyJadey]

@@scottrainville8621 Mince pies are popular all over the world. Most notably in the UK and Australia.

[@Andaisdet]

Imagine being yelled at in prison by an Irish man holding a flashlight while counteractively wearing sunglasses

[@Emii492]

the end where two men r fighting and then the most wholesome prisoner ive seen tries to make a knock knock joke whilst thats all happening 😭😭😭

[@youreanL]

mannnn jack should carry this series on

[@kingvenombro]

Loving These videos so much 😫 thank you Sean for keeping us Entertained

[@ichosemurad]

Ola

[@kurthurt5068]

@SC [Best KZbinr Ever] Just shut up you can have an opinion but bringing in someone's family is disgraceful and pathetic and your content is awful i BET

[@iandagamerlol5715]

@@kurthurt5068 Just like him (SC)

[@kurthurt5068]

@Henry Dawson-Jones Got ya

[@ginosko_]

Jack's channel is for kids aged around 13 change my mind . U can just feel the immature vibe his voice gives off

[@MrPyroflames]

"You're in here for a long time, not for a fun time!!!" Jacksepticeye, 2021

[@aliyalackey7917]

23:16 two dudes going ham in a cell, Legend Officer Sean standing there useless while a random dude comes in the frame saying knock knock. Yup. Your average jacksepticeye video

[@timmiemartinsson3470]

Swedish guy confirming that this is NOT swedish. Sounds like a mix of norwegian and Icelandic though🤣

[@Spookypops]

*Who else thinks Jack nailed the jailer persona and voice?*

[@oscainian1089]

jack "is it norwegian or swedish" me (a Scandinavian) "yes"

[@sinisterllamattv8403]

Had to come back and revist this just for the voices. The "pleeaassee" at the unconscious man kills me every time

[@lizermitchell]

Me too, best part honestly😂 surprised not many people talked about it lol

[@Miss_Liss97]

Oh my gosh I love the character he becomes in these videos 😂

[@colekiesler6218]

I am telling you Jack would feel like the perfect warden.

[@P1K3L]

I love the Jacksepticeye corrupt prison guard arc😂

[@SirBoomster]

I love the different voices Jack uses, brings it into the game/story. same with the editing

[@Lykenator]

What's funny is when Jack said, "it's my turn get off of the weights, I don't want your stinky ass I my face." The character said, "I think someone shit themselves." 😂

[@WillTheWendigo]

5:11 As a Norwegian, that sounded more like bad Finnish🤣 As for the voices in the game, nothing of what they say is anything close to anything Scandinavian

[@tristacole1613]

I love that he talks about thankmas Everytime. I love how the first one he was like I'm in jail and in this one he's yell as a police officer.🤣

[@JasmineJhobi]

Jack's corruption arc is gonna be the sickest arc in modern fiction ever

[@LHyoutube]

10:36 - Truly meta reference there with the placeholder text being the actual Wikipedia entry on 'lorem ipsum' rather than just the lorem ipsum text itself! 😂

[@Sam_995]

It’s nice to know that Sean is also suffering from the new Windows update

[@varsityreviews707]

What did the new update do?

[@bat6353]

@@varsityreviews707 What every Windows update does. Break shit.

[@varsityreviews707]

@@bat6353 ah touché.

[@jadeoakleygraceffa5276]

I could watch Jack play this all day honestly lmao

[@z34rk79]

That flashlight was more deadly to Jack than the gun

[@dusty4614]

Jack, I just wanna know, watching you video’s sometimes can be very nice and helpful, especially in times in need when things are difficult for me, watching your stuff not only helps keeps me distracted, it also makes me feel slightly better. So thank you jack…so much.

[@jml5992]

I am still amazed how Sean can come up with so many jokes and comments! He never stops talking it’s hilarious😂

[@Muffon.]

1:00 I love that he actually gave the slow readers enough time to read

[@trophyscars7364]

I can’t be the only one who thinks this volume “accident” is perfect. I’ve been saying for years his volume is to high above the games he plays. Death stranded is a prime example.

[@AmbitiousDucks]

"pipe down or i'll pipe you down" so good

[@gl1tchtv641]

When he said “Daniel? We don’t talk to Daniel he sucks” deadass my friend Daniel snapped me

[@sprigganpanda]

Deadass?

[@marshallkili7774]

Damn Daniel...

[@VirtualFeats]

When my pup goes to the dog kennel, i tell her she’s going to prison. She jumps for joy when i say prison, because she really enjoys it! All her friends are there. Fwens ❤️

[@lucifoor2003]

12:12 Jack becomes Jake

[@863music6]

This is how fast the power goes to actual police’s heads

[@ltjgamerlt8912]

Jackseptieye: “I hope y’all ready to be back in Prison” Me: Slowly eats pizza.

[@videogameyoutubervgy3253]

XD Jack is so funny when trying to havea a security guard voice

[@shampoobottle1451]

I still find it funny when he knocked someone out and told them to get in the cell but that "pleaseee" really got me

[@NinmoraVlogs]

Jack singing I want it that way Me when he finishes: It was number 5 , number 5 killed my brother

[@sadhilmadan6690]

Ok Jack singing I want it that way gave me MAJOR jake peralta vibes

[@Phalxxx]

Intro prison guard Jack yelling at me is my new kink. 30 seconds later - "Oh, I'm going to use you so good-ly."

[@devorahmoreno2581]

I can't 😂😂 I just pictured jack genuinely getting angry at someone and his voice cracking in the middle of it. "I CANNOT BeLIEve YOU!!"

[@noxoreits]

Love this series! I haven’t been able to get into any gameplay esque videos except yours. Currently rewatching kindergarten , kindergarten 2, and im watching your teardown and this one. Thanks!