Prison Simulator

You're going to jail and there's nothing you can do about it
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Edited By: / @aliceandchill

[@jacksepticeye]

Should I be good cop or bad cop?

[@gabelol8399]

Bad

[@saiyyedkaif5768]

Depends on the situation

[@hennessey1022]

Bad cop Jackyboi?

[@deanbartley5081]

"Uranus is massive" "Sean 2021"

[@Sanabel1025]

Jack can you play the rest of the card game Inscryption already ? Feels like decades now. Been waiting for you to play the next part.

[@TheMaiaDriscol]

Jack may be Irish, but his enthusiasm for shooting things is entirely American.

[@brittanypanda9348]

I hate how right you are.

[@fishcakes5626]

Lol he finally gets to play out his Irish cop fantasy

[@abebuenodemesquita8111]

*texan

[@brittanypanda9348]

@@abebuenodemesquita8111 Florida too though

[@abebuenodemesquita8111]

@@brittanypanda9348 nah florida is crazy shit in general whereas texas is just GUNS GUNS GUNS

[@flykecalaza1257]

Jack honestly is a great voice actor. I would love seeing him in huge projects, as long as he isn't Mario

[@DeadpoolPlayz]

He was in asdf movie

[@HYPERPIXEL222]

Agreed

[@a_very_burnt_steak]

Hmmmmmm

[@kimmy7380]

He'd be Luigi

[@calebvaldecanas8867]

He’d make a fantastic bowser

[@justinthompson1696]

Jack had power for .0003 seconds and became exactly what is wrong with the American prison system lmao

[@sarahmarie7140]

Ikr got mad standford prison experiment vibes from him

[@AxiEisa]

Leave America then They can't arrest you if you just leave

[@blushxangel6953]

​@@AxiEisa not to start an argument or anything but thats genuinely such stupid logic. Some people simply cannot leave america so immediately fails your argument. Secondly, leaving wouldn't fix the problem. It would still exist.

[@bradenpollock6952]

Sean: "What happened to you!" *You beat him to death, Sean*

[@dragonwithamonocle]

Jack, for an irishman, that was a REALLY good southern accent. Not everybody in the south will talk like that, but a lot of people come close and the more into the countryside you get the more you start to hear that. Freakin' spot on, man. I can do a kind-of Irish accent, but I have no idea what region of Ireland it would be from. My Edinburgh Scottish accent is pretty good, though.

[@SnorticusClavicus]

ehh 4/10

[@Pengtropica]

He’s literally Arthur Morgan in the beginning it’s so good

[@justarandomartist]

It's pretty good coming from a person with a strong contry accent.

[@belhachemiibrahime5075]

I love it

[@TrixiVR]

Agreed

[@tiff6682]

jack getting sad when realizing he’s a cop instead of a prisoner is everything 😭

[@Taschip]

Why?

[@mikaneous1140]

@@lunex7857 then why does he have millions of subscribers and you don't?

[@AltF-io3dy]

@@lunex7857 and why are you spamming that you are soo much better? Superiority complex maybe? Or are you just another bot I think that’s very likely

[@irish9627]

Especially considering the intro

[@JasonBason]

@@AltF-io3dy its a bot dw

[@H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat]

“This is Richard Hall! If you call him Dick, you will be punished!” Jack you're the greatest🤣

[@mtlnascarfan]

Sorry...I don't know Dick Hall. (dick all) LOL

[@gachacherriemasu-quie3183]

Hehe...Dick.

[@shadow_glitchy_cosplays]

But jack did- you know what? Doesn't matter

[@Savanna_W]

But yet Jack called him dick

[@AxiEisa]

If I call you by HP lovecrafts cats REAL NAME I will become Race ist

[@YoitzSpirit]

I love how Jack went through all that effort of doing the intro as a prisoner then when he gets into the game he was like *ohhh I'm a guarddd.* I found that amazing 😂🤣

[@klingewolf6220]

Was hoping Jack would play this. Haven’t even watched a single second of the video and my day’s already better.

[@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452]

was hoping jack will quit because I am better

[@LICHTinc]

Caution: two low lives have entered the chat.... Edit: I wasn't talking about klingewolf. There was an another comment above this one, ig he/she deleted it.

[@RabbitsFunWorld]

Caution: two low lives will be reported in this chat

[@caise7899]

How many subscribers can I get from this comment? Current 976 Fun fact, I'm not a bot. My friends dared me to hit 1k

[@Stanos_1]

@@caise7899 Fun fact, you've been reported.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Jack's Southern accent is even better than most Southern people I actually know irl

[@Adam-to8ww]

The fact you know anyone irl is hard to believe

[@alecte_]

Them people arnt southern then lol

[@lyrisio]

They aren't southern then. Lol

[@quintonfrederic1149]

Nah go down south. We're a different breed lol

[@saburoolkeriil6042]

no cap😂

[@eminebaert2568]

i love that as he was checking the documents i was like "this makes me think about papers please, good game" and then he immediately goes "WELCOME TO ARSTOTSKA"

[@fia-chanchannel]

Same! It's so nostalgic!

[@draconiarose]

"I just do the work, I don't think about the work" is a perfect condemnation of the prison system

[@nirvanavivienne5800]

fun fact: the southern accent is actually jack’s natural one and he’s been lying to us about being irish this entire time!

[@DonjiroGodma]

@Lite Cosmo bro.🤨

[@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452]

fun fact: jack is cringe and has no father i am better

[@wartygourd]

he's fooled us yet again, that rapscallion!

[@Sydney_Angelyt]

@@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452 if you were better, you wouldn’t joke about his dad who did nothing to you

[@Ripdonut]

@Lite Cosmo funny how your dad obviously left you

[@donnie8900]

Jack barely a minute in: “wassup, P I G” lmaooo

[@shadowraptors1132]

I laughed soooo hard

[@SeverelyDelightfulNightmare]

@@Konxovar0 Just ignore them and report them, they just want a reaction.

[@chrisarlo6161]

@@SeverelyDelightfulNightmare he’s not mad. Why would u report that

[@fatimar1119]

@@chrisarlo6161 because it’s hate and spam. it’s disgusting, why wouldn’t you report it?

[@chrisarlo6161]

@@fatimar1119 never mind I see what u mean I’m sorru

[@LHyoutube]

7:14 - BTW that's a reference to Stephen King's The Green Mile, the famous prison book (and later movie) 😀

[@mumiene1]

I like how jack just instinctively talks in an american accent when he talks to the prisoners

[@CallishaMarie]

Jack: “I just do the work, I don’t think about the work.” Everyone: truer words have never been spoken…

[@HarvestMoonHowl]

(During orientation): "All right, you're going to be inspecting components of pacemakers and insulin pumps under a microscope in a clean room. Forty yards behind you there are storage tanks for Hydrofluoric Acid, industrial grade organic Peroxides, Phosphine, Fluorine, Chlorine, Diborane, Ammonia and a number of other nasty things that can kill you in seconds if you're directly exposed in this enclosed lab. Don't mind the alarms that go off about every month. Now get to work, microscope monkey!" Me: "Hehe! I'm in danger!"

[@tristenbailey8442]

hey, Callie, ignore the user with the inappropriate name with the blue S pfp, just plz report them for spam bc their hate speech needs to go

[@Pengtropica]

@@tristenbailey8442 what do you mean it gets old after a few months? It was always a horrible thing, they’re literally making fun of Seán’s dad dying

[@tristenbailey8442]

@@Pengtropica ok, look, i worded it wrong, alright? I know it's awful to do, and technically, since it's awful to do and handfuls have been doing it even still, it has gotten old hearing their trolling; even when you think it stopped, a video or two later, they're back

[@tristenbailey8442]

@@Pengtropica there, I edited it to say more of a truth

[@mythmage8231]

Remember, kids, every time that Christmas is mentioned in November, Santa has to kill an elf

[@Shawna94727]

as an actual corrections officer I found this to be absolutely hilarious. if only the prisoners actually talked in mumbled nonsense lol

[@emtee7138]

"Hey John, how's your new outfit fitting you?" "Hauhhummuahuh"

[@LtRiflez]

Instead all we get is “hey CO I need toilet paper”

[@nomiedezdez9256]

@@LtRiflezpoor you sounds really tough 😢😢

[@Elizmakeezer]

Jack: the world is a safer place with me in it Me: flashbacks of Jack blowing up houses

[@HYPERPIXEL222]

*war flashbacks*

[@w4pz859]

"mom can we have Standford Prison Experiment?" "honey, we have Standford Prison Experiment at home." Standford Prison Experiment at home:

[@zoemccormick6597]

PLZ I WAS JUST THINKING THAT BUT COULDNT REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS CALLED AHAH

[@HYPERPIXEL222]

Lol

[@whitefang2312]

LMAO YES

[@dorianpreston5389]

Y E S LMFAO

[@brittanypanda9348]

Yes!!! I thought of that too😂

[@howdy4517]

“I DONT CARE IF YOUR TAKIN A TURD ON A TUESDAY.”

[@captaincaptain2128]

6:45 Jack: Nice picture. Me: There's a hole on the other side of that.

[@illibrium4590]

What I love about the accent discussion is that it appears no one knows the US southern accent evolved from Scot-Irish and English accents. It makes sense that someone from Ireland would be able to pull off a reasonably good US Southern accent.

[@illibrium4590]

@Insomnia_Gaming Might be, lol. Lots of people in the southern US have Irish roots. New York was not the only place Irish immigrants settled.

[@HYPERPIXEL222]

Yeahh

[@Idonotseeafatherinyourcontacts]

@@lunex7857 No, no it is not.

[@mtlnascarfan]

That explains why I can pull of a very good southern accent. I'm from Montreal Canada but born of Irish/Scottish descent.

[@flow3rw0rk12]

@@mtlnascarfan do you have a scottish/irish accent?

[@lilpoet]

“Be good or Imma have to slap you with the entire justice system” Best jacksepticeye quote😂😂😂

[@beamless.4917]

@@lunex7857 Guess what, he had a lot of subs and just you have one crumb as a person to sub your sub count, reported!

[@noobnoman4407]

Desk is on fire and pleading for help Jack: let me tell you about when I decided to in trouble with the law...

[@yuanbautista6887]

Jack's videos bring comfort to me right now, had a broken relationship and here I am watching Jack's videos to ease up the pain love you jack! Been a follower since 2014

[@selenajade]

jack saying that he doesn't know how he feels about the power going to his head so quickly reminded me of the stanford prison experiment

[@dat1genius838]

Oop, I wonder what the experiment would been like if he'd been there. Someone outta make a game based off of it 🤔😲

[@dat1genius838]

@@lunex7857 🤡

[@nemosomen]

You mentioning the stanford prison experiment reminded me of abu ghraib prison 😕

[@marshallkili7774]

Oh god...there's a whole show on NETFLIX... and we watched it in my psychology class back in high school 😭

[@malcolmpotgieter]

That "Glory to arstotzka, greatest country mother proud" brought back some lovely memories😭😭😭

[@mr.goatperson]

And the next nostalgia week he'll do hopefully in the end of this year will bring back even more memories

[@wiiiiam1011]

4:51 AHH NOT THE SPIT

[@amr2002amrTM]

The way they start fires out of nothing and the way they just stand there doing nothing while almost getting caught on fire is so much like the ai in the sims.

[@jessiejackson2259]

"I've been sent to jail for being too damn good-lookin'" Sounds legit

[@jessiejackson2259]

@sexx disgusting behavior from a sad little person. I hope you have the day you deserve.

[@brittred5588]

@@jessiejackson2259 its a bot, i just report them.

[@jessiejackson2259]

@@brittred5588 ooh what an awful bot. That's so horrible.

[@brittred5588]

@@jessiejackson2259 i know right its freging terrible. I report them when i see it. But they comment on almost everyone's comments.

[@brittred5588]

@sexx well you are about to lose your account either way for bullying and harrassement.

[@coopersumrall8015]

I'm so stoked that you're doing more playthroughs again, they're so fun to watch dude!

[@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452]

I was stoked when Jack took a break, he needs permanent break because he is cringe and I am better

[@brittred5588]

I agree he is the funniest 😆 i think he makes even the most boring games into fun ones.

[@somerandomgirlwithafrenchm3815]

That sentence was so…American

[@name-uh5ee]

13:20 No you just have asthma in game too

[@blorf6167]

5:34 Batman: NOW TALK!!

[@punnup3452]

I love how Jack got confused at the end with the presidential pardon and denied the request for prostitutes for the prisoners because the president didn't say it was okay

[@HYPERPIXEL222]

Yeahhh

[@HYPERPIXEL222]

Yupp

[@gavinhuttpacificrim]

@@HYPERPIXEL222 kissass

[@concept5631]

@@HYPERPIXEL222 You have value and are worth it.

[@ThePizzaDevourer]

I nearly died when jack called the guard a pig only to realize he too was a guard

[@saikouamvs]

i met a guy that used to be a prison guard for 15 years, a really good dude. the things he saw in there nearly broke him. he told me that this game was making him feel like he was back working in that prison.

[@dabestgamronyoutube2647]

“do I play the straight man or watch the world burn?” I can say from experience that this man has described the gay experience

[@senatorarmstrong8960]

“You’ve finally been caught” Given all the bad things I’ve done to people in 100s of different games. I’m probably considered a War criminal and probably on everyones most wanted list.

[@Starshina-yo8ue]

@@lunex7857 bot

[@RivkahSong]

I love that even when Jack tries to do a "southern" accent he still sounds vaguely Irish lol. Also that when he tries to go southern he apparently wants to do ALL the American accents because he sounds like he's smearing his voice all over the midwest/southern divide. And who else is completely unsurprised that when given power Jack immediately starts abusing it? 🤣

[@potatonumber200]

Just wait until he learns a true Texan accent! All hell will break loose😂😂😂

[@Soleilune1995]

Considering that his natural accent is as far from a Southern accent as possible, it's actually pretty good, lol. Although, I have to say, as someone from the Deep South (from Georgia), most people don't even have a stereotypical Southern accent around here anymore. It really IS predominantly the default Midwestern accent, but just with a slight twang to it. You have to go more towards Alabama or the Carolinas for a real Southern accent to become more common, because Georgia has pretty much just decided to cut itself out of the South at this point, lol. All the surrounding states are still the authentic South, but Georgia wants to be the North really bad. At least, Atlanta and the surrounding regions do.

[@RivkahSong]

@@Soleilune1995 lol I'm from Appalachia myself and these mountains are FULL of really thick southern accents. I've not been to Georgia in years but I know how proud the state is of being a business center so I can definitely see them trying to push their southern roots under the rug to look cool for the northerners lol. Sounds sad to me, though. I've never really been ashamed of my accent, regardless of how thick it is. In parts of Florida I've been to I noticed they no longer seem to have a southern accent, either. All the elderly northerners moving down there, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@squiddyhs]

That Stephanie Queen book "The Blue Mile" at 7:09 is an Easter egg for Stephen King having written "The Green Mile" which was set in a prison, too. Love little details like that.

[@downtherabbithole8325]

At 12:54 jack says what are you gonna do with that wire and I responded out loud, "probably garrote someone" which I'm sure says something about the action movies I've seen

[@yurielcundangan9090]

This was a Certified "Locked up by Sean" Classic

[@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452]

Sean is bad i am better

[@green_lettuce]

@Lite Cosmo Jacksepticeyes dad is an angel. 👼

[@gunbeast4658]

Jack: I’ve been to prison many times in my life Also jack: OH IM A POLICE OFFICER!!!

[@raiku6518]

1:35, well so much for that opening introduction about being a prisoner.

[@monkeymaddness3705]

Jack: please don’t come near me I’m scared Prisoner: you have a handgun a stick pepper spray handcuffs rifle

[@eiji862]

What makes me laugh the most is Jack isn’t an actor like Tom Holland or Robert Pattinson and yet like those two who aren’t from America he can put on a more convincing western southern draw accent than many American actors. Kinda funny to me.

[@iancenteno3387]

Someone dislike

[@StephenMooreOfficial]

The fact that you call Robert Pattinson an actor is what's funny. Also I'm from Texas so I kinda know a thing or 2 about southern drawls. He does an okay job. Can tell he's not a true southerner tho.

[@StopCallingMeShirley1180]

@@StephenMooreOfficial Kinda curious what you’ve seen Pattinson in.

[@StephenMooreOfficial]

@@StopCallingMeShirley1180 twilight. Harry Potter. He's a garbage actor imo.

[@nathanfreeman6192]

@@StephenMooreOfficial You're judging him in his self-proclaimed worse roles. Watch some more of his smaller movies, He's an amazing actor

[@code_koriel]

"GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!" (15:18) The moment I saw stamp, I just knew he was gonna say this.

[@temarinara77]

Lol why is the papers please sound there

[@thedragonslayer7294]

If I ever make a TV show with a character that has a Southern Accent, I’ll give you a call.

[@alococuccoyo6103]

Hear me out: Jack as the prison warden, Danny and Arin as convicts.

[@RandomPersonProbably]

Man Jack really took the “THROW THE BOOK AT EM” line to a new level

[@Ugh718]

@@lunex7857 Ya missed a couple of comments bot lol

[@jacobde2000]

jacksepticeye are you gonna play the new god of war game god of war ragnarok that might be coming out in the next 2 months (2022) can you please ? i wanna see it

[@HYPERPIXEL222]

A new level.

[@303elliott]

It really feels like you've gotten back into the swing of things again. I hope that means you're doing well mentally and physically again, which is wonderful. Thanks for providing us with comedic content again Sean, we love ya bud! NOW GIT OUTTA THAT CELL

[@gamer-ph5on]

@@lunex7857 shut up lol, u have 1 sub

[@DanteMikial]

Jack, I love your content, both old and new video's! I am 25 now and have been watching your content, threw new channel's of my own, I started watching your content when I was 13 years old and just now becoming a freshmen in High School. I have always enjoyed your content ever since then! Your amazing and PMA has even changed me. Given me hope and just more joy in life thanks to you! X)

[@adasprakapas787]

5:18 when nostalgia hits miss that game

[@NickyDee86]

Omg i die everytime Jack does the southern american accent, ITS SO GOOD.

[@HYPERPIXEL222]

It’s so good like-

[@Spiracle]

That one prisoner who was already sat on the toilet but purposefully stood up to urinate scares me. What do you think he's in for? *I bet it's something really bad like tax fraud or boating without a license.*

[@maybyCadyV]

Or jaywalking...

[@TrayTerra]

“Why are you all pooping?!” …he really does know us all so well doesn’t he! What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.

[@Owiwueueie]

10:28 this cracks me up

[@notdylancolley]

Dude, Sean could be a voice actor for Red Dead Redemption.

[@HYPERPIXEL222]

He could!

[@valntyne_]

sean at 3:49 : "hans is still stuck in the my chemical romance era" me whos been stuck in that era since like 2009: 🧍

[@gerardwayseyelash]

Same but I only found them in like 2017-18 so-

[@paytontucker2092]

thank you sm for this video. i’m from mayfield, ky and i’ve been watching your videos late at night when i’m not sure what to feel. everything around me is in chaos, i have no power, and we’ve been put on a curfew. we can barely make it out of our own street but your videos have helped keep my thoughts at bay. thank you.

[@SpreDaSprug]

Inmate pooping: im kinda busy Jack: IDC IF UR TAKING A TURD ON A TUESDAY I WANT YOU IN ROLE CALL

[@hunterbreech9889]

Jack saying “what’s up? workin hard or hardly workin” as he passed that security guard was the closest thing to American I’ve seen in awhile

[@ZakeDaCake]

I think that Jack took the pickup line, "if good looks were a crime, then you'd be guilty as charged," a bit too seriously

[@matsuba3009]

jack - "put a shirt on, you're distracting me" me- "oh, okay... What about evelyn?"

[@raqrhndfhtsgk]

It's scary how realistic Jack's Southern Accent is

[@thatguysky99]

6:05 "Remember, switching to your secondary is always faster than reloading."

[@thatguysky99]

@@lunex7857 who are you? THATS RIGHT NOBODY CARES STFU

[@donyx0604]

We rlly should appreciate sean's opening that's like this. He is by far the only YT i watched to actually do it and deym Robin's edit always the best

[@michaelmonstar4276]

3:27 - I almost choked on my food, not even joking...

[@leoberg7418]

“It’s like the escapist!” No it’s like prison🤗

[@sessho621]

I love how creative Seán is. the intros are so entertained and fresh.

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

@@lunex7857 how many subs and views do you have?

[@mr.goatperson]

@@KZbinSupportSucks they're a troll don't pay any attention to them, they don't even have any videos. Nevermind they have one

[@sessho621]

@@KZbinSupportSucks leave him/her/they bitter and alone ... His/her/they comment is irrelevant and not worth of attention

[@cicerothenekoknightplaysall]

jack brings the law around these parts of youtube

[@LHyoutube]

5:41 - Way to go, beating up KD Lang! 😲

[@TheDCAUgothic]

Jack: "What's up, pig?!" Me: * casually eating pork * 😳

[@HYPERPIXEL222]

Shock

[@kayliegross9278]

I love how jack automatically went to a southern accent because he thought he was a prisoner 🤣🤣

[@milliesmith5909]

@@lunex7857 the amount of time you’ve commented this is sad bro

[@TheFrozenFlame05]

I like how Sean plays a game about prison and instantly does a southern accent

[@Nasarex]

9:52 *Jim Gordon*

[@ArianetteV2]

21:31 "They're not even gonna know what hit them... until I HIT THEM" Favorite quote of the video

[@zegodor3985]

13:06 "Do I play the straight man...Or do I make this place burn to the ground?" -Sean, 2021

[@blissfulxnightmares]

wtf? u hackin or skipling ahead lol, not cool

[@gamergirl2127]

4:08 THE WAY THE GUY TO THE LEFT JUST PASSES OUT LMFAOOOOO

[@Saturn_The_God]

Jack at 18:25 : "This is like playing that game I put furniture together!" Me: " Video game IKEA..?"

[@mr.maxywaxy1536]

"I've been sent to jail for being too damn good looking. Too damn handsome the police want me off the streets, I get it, can't have someone with a face like this going around. Distracts the world from what's supposed to happen..." you tell them Sean, I've been watching your channel for about 5 years now. And damn you look smexy, heck I've even started wear man buns!

[@HYPERPIXEL222]

YESSS

[@tabos7629]

@@lunex7857 ...

[@wilmasalomonsson2322]

12:00 ”The cause of the fire was fire” lol

[@therealnoxdog]

Jacksepticeye is recking us with his majesticness

[@TheApprentice225]

lol this just gives me flashbacks to the oil tycoon game, reminding me just how good Jack is at other voices.

[@Iseeyourn]

9:10 ”the world is a safer place with me innit” is no joke what i heard. I was like i can get used to bri’ish jack. Then i realised.

[@Themaskedmisfit]

As a southerner I give Sean’s southern accent a 11/10 👍🏻

[@randomguypostanimeupdates6703]

Man I REALLY Love Introduction of Sean on This game just like a cowboy talking in campfire a

[@shadowykitty5588]

I swear to God at 2:58 he completely missed the opportunity to insert the vine "look at all these chickens" Also when he starts beating the bars of the guys cell in order to help him poop, and he says "just think about me beating your knees" I nearly pissed myself! Also absolutely adore the call back to papers please! I loved that series! Old gold baby!

[@X-SPONGED]

5:50 "I don't know what to feel about all this power going into my head so quickly" Don't worry, every newbie prison guard feels doubt at least once, it will go after awhile

[@HYPERPIXEL222]

Yeahh

[@user-rp9cu2oc4k]

@@HYPERPIXEL222 are you replying to every comment you see?

[@kyronliu5190]

15:18 i did not think i’d ever hear this magnificence of a statement again

[@ori8671]

jack singing the beginning to the black parades has made my day.

[@nexteffects]

That opener was better than it had any right to ever be. So good.

[@declancowell2340]

74 thousand views and its not even up an hour yet can't believe how this channel has progressed over the past 9 year I've been watching since before 1000 thousand subs. Absolutely amazing well done Jack 👏 so proud to be a fan right now.

[@Conceptcreator]

Time to re-record the intro then hehe

[@HYPERPIXEL222]

Yupp

[@user-qy6ug6dw7p]

The fact the warden called you a bastard with a bit 9f Italian in it

[@KD75-SPIKE]

Dude Your Still One of My Favorite KZbinr, I love it how you make things look dum

[@dreeg1896]

That intro reminded me of “I’ve thatched a thousand roofs, but do they call me the roof thatcher? No. But you fuck ONE GOAT”

[@lovetosleep9770]

🤣🤣🤣