My Wife At Target 🛒

We're only here for 3 things... oh this is fun! #target #comedy #marriedlife
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MY WIFE AT TARGET
Written by Penn Holderness, Kim Holderness
Produced by Kim Holderness, Ann Marie Taepke, Sam Pressman
Edited by Penn Holderness, Sam Pressman

[@smileycindy]

"Can you believe they're selling Cocaine Bear? So inappropriate. Ooh, Magic Mike!" LOL! 😂 I'll never tire of the videos where Penn impersonates Kim - especially with Kim giggling in the background!

[@gabrielmaroto18]

It’s dancing!

[@patriciadurham643]

I love that Kim is laughing and when Penn picked up a book, she said, I have that quietly!!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

I have most of them 😂

[@dayvraezer6346]

I am actually using the phone thing as a table stand. Great accessibility item👩‍🦽

[@patriciadurham643]

@@dayvraezer6346 I may have to check it out for my husband, he’s in a wheelchair too! Thank you for the idea! I’m always using household items for him that are usually used for something else.

[@trebmaster]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs Will there be a future video showing your glorious book pile? errr... collection? :D

[@dayvraezer6346]

I love my phone stand .​@@holdernessfamilylaughs

[@Kait2478]

Penn's ability to perfectly recreate the sounds of a breast pump had me in stitches 😂

[@shell7142]

Exactly!!!😂 he must remember that noise so well because I know I couldn’t off the top of my head!

[@LovecraftianGodsKiller]

I've never even heard a breast pump (I'm not even married yet) and when saw the machines I was like "Yeah, I can see those sounding like that." It still made laugh.

[@happymom149]

Penn walking into the clothes rack in the bloopers is me when I see cute things. My mystery bruises all make sense

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

ANd then I totally forget what I did to earn the bruise

[@happymom149]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs exactly!

[@Tambryl]

So glad it's not just me, lol

[@HeavenlyMe11]

❤ I bet you didn’t even have to script this one 😂😂

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

We really didn't.

[@maryroberts589]

Makes for a pretty easy shoot and a very fun video. You didn't even have to edit out giggles from the cameraperson which were part of what made this one hilarious. 😉

[@trebmaster]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs You and Penn could probably do "Whose Line" style impromptu on point if you were caffeinated enough.

[@kynn23]

@@trebmaster That would be amazing.

[@LynnsLaunderette]

@Holderness Family Laughs He still makes you laugh after all these years….. that is everything! ❤

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

You're so right.

[@LynnsLaunderette]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs 💜

[@sarah-phillips]

The cross body bag, oh my word, I love it. And “Cocaine Bear” is a cinematic masterpiece. It will fundamentally change your personality.

[@CocktailsConsoles]

I was today years old when I discovered that red wine burns coming out of your nose 🤣

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

Oh no!

[@lisasharf1442]

🤣🤣🤣

[@audreyclaire86]

Loved the section about the baby clothes and Penn cradling the baby onesies. I love hearing Kim laugh in the background.

[@homethatilove4595]

I totally love Penn smelled the tiny clothes; fills my senses & emotions, just not my arms🤱🏻

[@rksnj6797]

I love Penn's face when Kim said "This here was an exaggeration"!

[@catboxcleaner3532]

“This is an exaggeration.” -Is it, though? So good! We adore your videos, Holderness Family. Thank you for sharing your talents.

[@hannahkroon5233]

So funny! And the giggle in the background has intonation... You can absolutely hear when the nail is hit on the head!

[@monicasharp4270]

The way I actually just bought that intention journal…along with two other blank journals. 😂

[@paulaapplen8603]

Omg the journals, self help books, and water bottles I can SO relate to!!

[@sunnni_]

Plweaseeeee, I lost it at the journals. They help man they help 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jenniferriske1328]

I love when Penn acts like Kim with his water bottle and little crossbody bag. Its so funny.

[@suzannadannaTARDIS]

Kim laughing in the background makes this video.

[@WonderfulWorldOfWendy]

OMG.. "we have kids?" LMAO

[@ghiaferrari7585]

Target to Tuckit. Boycott 🎯

[@carolc8311]

Please please keep making these videos! Penn is amazing at this and Kim snorting laughing is priceless ❤

[@HeatherMajors]

LOVE the journals, I have so many as notebooks for different things. I so relate to Kim.

[@Cre8ivtouch]

I'm so glad to find out that water bottles can or cannot get along with each other, thank you for the 🤣🤣!

[@megang.2310]

He did that perfectly!😂❤

[@catboxcleaner3532]

The end bloopers are so fire.

[@Mystery041]

"I'm gonna fold it and put it in my cross baggy-bag." 🤣 😂😜

[@el2751]

“Fundamentally changes everything”😂 I can’t

[@dianaRC]

I love that you guys are best friends. ❤

[@ashleyjackson7370]

You do have kids! 😂

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

It turns out that we do.

[@airypersiflage]

y'all KILL me. too accurate

[@marizee5615]

OMG!!! I wish my husband was as hysterical as yours!!! Shopping at Target or ANYWHERE would be so much fun! Loved this video!!! And I loved how Kim can't stop laughing as she's filming. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bondockable]

Don't be limited by a list is my new mantra

[@moonwalker5275]

Hilarious. I think he is all of us in Target.

[@MelindaPlainandSimple]

I have never had so much fun shopping. 😂😂😂 I don't like to shop, but Penn as Kim is a trip.

[@karenkrukowski5566]

You guys are so fun!! I’m always smiling watching your videos!! Thank you!

[@sarahgumball8597]

The explanation of everything that peaks your interest is so relatable . Target really is a dopamine pool 🎉😁

[@micheletomei3670]

My husband bought the phone holder for me. He found it at TJ Maxx… I LOVE it!!!

[@ileneahrens8741]

The water bottles are getting along, cracked me up.

[@TravelSmallLiveBig]

Ah ha ha the laughing in the background - perfection. 😅

[@jh9369]

Haha, my daughter actually bought me the neck thing because I do take off my glasses to watch my phone and during COVID I was watching so much that I got "frozen shoulder" possibly from holding my phone for hours at a time. It did help, along with going to physical therapy, of course.

[@mikemeyerphotopro]

Harold and the Purple Crayon was one of my favorites 50 years ago :O You two are sooo funny. Love your videos :)

[@TheWBWoman]

😂 I just went to Target this weekend and now you're making me want to go back!

[@morsecode4036]

Get your tuck it swimwear!

[@overcomingthat2728]

It feels so improv-ish and I LOVE it!

[@maggiepenewitt6825]

I actually have the pink throw pillow he picked up 😂😂😂

[@tonyzana5395]

Boycott TARGET

[@elbotoface]

Now I know what I'm getting the hubby for Father's day. Also, I love her laughing at him in the video. Reminds me of how funny I find my husband too. 😂

[@Lmcrae73]

Fundamentally is my new word 😂😂

[@karinkarameng9652]

Someone literally gave me that phone thing last week. Didn't know what to do with it 😂😂😂😂

[@doublej82]

I can totally see my wife buying kids books and just tossing them in random strollers

[@kcourtney6826]

The journals! I have a collection waiting for my random thoughts.

[@wendybarrows8422]

Oh my gosh! I laughed hysterically, we call it “scream laughing”, with tears rolling down my cheeks through this whole thing. And then, when I was done, I thought, this is so true! 😂😂😂 Very well done!

[@civilizeddiva]

Yes! Target does help us find our true potential🤣

[@weronikalinda4917]

If my partner can't create a 5-minute long parody of me doing everyday things, what is even the point

[@tatumdancer4857]

Petition for Penn to become a Disney princess! 👇🏻❤️🤣

[@MorganMcRory]

As the mother of a 6 week old (holy heck how did she get so old already!? 😭) who has milk supply issues and is pumping 3 hrs a day, Penn's breast pump schpill hit home in a big way. Wishing I had that Elvie they passed by so I could walk around Target and boost my supply simultaneously 🙃 Also with this being my last I can already tell you I'm going to quickly become the crazy lady with no baby sniffing baby clothes. Another 😭 face.

[@PaperMuse]

Hahaha, I so get the journal thing…. I have way too many. This was so funny!

[@glo6445]

"This is just for three things"....our battle cry 😂

[@natmichelle]

Kim, journals and water bottles are my biggest weakness too! Let’s be best friends!

[@jocelyndaley523]

Penns Kim imitations are priceless 😂

[@AhFockEmilie]

The water bottle 😂

[@shaunah.creations9233]

The gasping is me! Lol 😂

[@sweetlittlebubbles]

Ok but I used one of the neck things when I was in labor with an iv in my hand… it was a lifesaver.

[@ilovgudmuzik]

Oh this is so me!!! I go with a list to the shop and end up buying stuff thats NOT on the list. Sometimes fogetting most or all thats on the list 😂😂

[@lynnhawkins952]

Harold and the Purple Crayon! 💗💗💗

[@gpbandchick2010]

Not the Stanley Lulu combo 😆

[@beccasmama63]

LOL Harold and the Purple Crayon was my favourite as a child.

[@kunaiflicker]

this is such a roast that only couples can give

[@cheerbyc]

This is universal

[@naomiw7515]

You two are great 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

YOU’RE great!

[@naomiw7515]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs 😊

[@cathycrandall5264]

I have always loved that book Harold and the purple crayon since I was a little kid and I have to concur on the journals!!! Addicted to journals as charged😀

[@hannahtate923]

I actually really loved the Book Lovers book 😆

[@jennykinas3023]

This made me laugh so much!!

[@lorihennigh4260]

This definitely 💯 percent made me smile! 😊

[@meredithcarter3175]

“We hooked up anyway” 😅😅😅

[@cathyb7560]

Target is my happy place. A list is only a starting point because there is just so much to explore.

[@lindaseel9986]

I absolutely love you guys! ❤❤❤

[@kensleighgurske5921]

Every time I go to target for ONE thing I always end up spending more money than I attended to spend😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

[@colleennewman3292]

Love this! You do such a great job. Thanks for sharing with us!

[@TheGreatLKHS]

A Social Media Feeding Troft. That was what that cellpone neck device might as well be called.🤦😅

[@AHouseDivided1998]

Love the Target a mile from my house. Except for some reason there’s no music piped in so it’s often eerily quiet. Maybe that’s fine with you, but I love hearing 40 year old Cher ballads that I haven’t heard since high school.

[@sandrainontario6710]

This is great. 😂 We don't have Target in Canada and everytime I go back to Texas to visit my family Target is one of my schedule stops

[@stevepoling]

When entering a shop \you are either 1) hunting, or 2) shopping. When one goes hunting for items on a list, take the shortest path to the merch, buy it, then drag it home. When one goes shopping, just browse through the shop without any obligation to buy anything; see what's there; something unexpected may strike the fancy and make its way into the cart. Hunting and shopping are not necessarily correlated to husband and wife, it depends upon the shop and why they go shopping. It helps when each spouse makes it clear whether they're hunting or shopping.

[@becsterbrisbane6275]

4:30 kids, please do not Tik Tok and drive with that thing. Practice safe Tik Toking!

[@abbeyshoemaker1536]

il love it how kim laughs in the backround😂🤣

[@fourlittlebirds6166]

Not an exaggeration Kim. Not an exaggeration. Hey, hey shhhh. It’s okay. It’s okay. We ALL do it. And anyone who says they don’t, is lying. 😂

[@Kellykittymom]

😂😂 Love you guys! So funny!

[@angelinachavira9310]

Spot on! Hilarious! 😂

[@Jillygirl27]

My boyfriend just waits in the car 😅 he sees all the stuff I got and is like, what did you even get. And then I'm like I only got Essentials....

[@limalicious]

My mom is currently reading that Brene Brown book.

[@CLB30ROX]

That's crazy that you have to be reminded that you have KIDS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kakeya5753]

I subscribed 2mins into the video 😂😂😂 this is just so hilarious

[@kimp.dr.n2652]

Thoughts on the Target drama.

[@rebecab313]

I must follow these people 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lynngeiser6472]

Omg!!! I have missed watching their videos!!!!! I was craking up. Way to go Amazing race winners!!!!❤❤

[@Livelongwforce]

Someone once said "If you want to be wealthy, dont marry a woman who loves shopping at Target." Yep!

[@Stephanie_12345]

Please boycott TARGET. There are many other retail stores that offer as good and cheaper, as well as NOT political partisan. Love and protect children!

[@janicemoore1165]

Lord have mercy on this country of idiots!🙄🤔

[@Mary-momof8]

Every couple should vlog the other one's idiosyncrasies!🤣

[@kimbess7498]

I am also a Kim who lives 6 minutes away from a fabulous Target. I have 5 water bottles and counting and am currently exploring potted plants. This video made me laugh so hard because me too 😂

[@chrismellon127]

Omg i love him!!!

[@cactusitude]

Aw I like this one, made me laugh