My Wife Divorced Me And I Became A MILLIONAIRE | BitLife

My wife divorced me so I hired a hitman. Then I became a millionaire! Clearly I have this whole BitLife thing figured out
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[@LividiW]

Jack: I'm gonna hire a hitman to kill my ex wife. Hitman: *Kills Ex wife* Jack: *Surprised pikachu*

[@grimblegomble]

Red green pikachu

[@evanrobert175]

It's because recently he had been denied the kill.

[@owenkeating5287]

Damn man that's deep 😆

[@roellibres3222]

Check the latest comment

[@smokinggnu6584]

"I am dangerously close to bankruptcy, therefore i should BUY SOME STUFF!" Absolutely brilliant.

[@eglorr2512]

*Big Brain Moment*

[@s1lvergrounds447]

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ITS BIG BRAIN YOU SHOULD HAVE Yoda reference there

[@arsenelupin5424]

Stonks

[@Aura_Broz]

Not stonks

[@beefboss7922]

Outstanding move

[@furious_115]

father: dies stepfather: dies jack: CAN YA FEEL IT🕺🏾

[@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ]

XD

[@cartergrandison786]

....this did not age well.....

[@mariociocan677]

@@cartergrandison786 no it did not...

[@lucksin6500]

@@cartergrandison786 neither jacks dad lol

[@lincolnehret]

rip sean’s actual dad :(

[@vvkwan7372]

“Can I kill my anxiety with a hitman”-jacksepticeye

[@testingman1a797]

AGENT 47,THE BEST MAN AT EXPUNGIN' HIS ENIME-

[@revilno]

A Hitman, going by the name “therapist” killed your anxiety with a nice chat

[@Star-hr6mh]

Jack: Im such a cool dude, Jack: Murders everybody- Jack: ....Hitmen wont even come within a mile of me anymore-

[@zacharymiller5235]

32

[@totallydaeshawnware1119]

hey jacksepticeye, please play or wild of wisps!

[@estandu1493]

Jack: loses a lot of money in a casino Also jack: can i hire a hitman to kill the casino

[@TheRealSephiroth]

Need a small army for that trainwreck all the security theyd have and all the money hed need shit no person alive could afford it 😂

[@explicationfc2713]

Well the hitman will just give up quit kill jack:-:

[@cc-yetti]

@Andu Viljak you got a heart

[@romansans1581]

Jack when dating a police officer: “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.”

[@romansans1581]

@@tonikyle5453 Don't ask me, man.

[@isaiahthomas9817]

@@romansans1581 did you just reply to someone who replied on your 8 month comment? That’s pretty pog

[@romansans1581]

@@isaiahthomas9817 Yeah man, I don't see why not lol.

[@cans7043]

-sun tzu

[@sha4nvi]

his half sister is also chief of police 😭

[@King_Luigi]

17:04 - _"I umm, I... fell down some stairs!"_ _"Sir, this is clearly a stab wo--"_ *"I FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS!!"*

[@TanuSharma0705]

🔪🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

[@TanuSharma0705]

💀

[@TheCompleteMental]

_"shut up before I throw you down a flight"_

[@gcgdestinycalls7487]

he fell on his lunch

[@rubensaenz6012]

17:14 is said you practiced safe s*x

[@arham8079]

Some poor old bloke: *breathes* Jack: “ HES FLEXING ON DEAD PEOPLE, HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR LIFE IS MY HITMANS PROPERTY”

[@user-tt4mi1bz6n]

Outstanding move

[@dravenronnow9462]

maudi HD ui

[@potato5929]

Arham I K

[@xlewis4972]

Random 3 year old: doesn’t say thank you after Jack holds the door for them. Jack: *calls a hitman*

[@VFB.]

*lemme get le ray gun!*

[@johndrie3491]

That's the Faddy Fitzpatrick way 😎😂

[@Harish-hz9or]

You are so wrong he would take the silenced pistol out of his boot and shoot the kid in the head

[@cocoii5503]

Lemme get my knife

[@cocoii5503]

@@johndrie3491 faddy lol

[@keenanchandler4919]

Jack: “Oh no! My wife suffered another miscarriage and lost the baby!” :( Also Jack: “Oh well, Let’s hire a hit man!”

[@anononymouspl4315]

Paddy pickpocketed two people, hired several hitmen, attacked several people, burgled two peoples houses, stole two cars, killed one person during work with his teeth with several witnesses. He goes to court for assult for biting a biker and *gets away with it* . My character pinched someones arm at age 13 in primary school and she got arrested on the spot. No one would hire her after that.

[@arthurgrayson3968]

My constant achievement in this game was Jailbird.

[@Leedler]

Reminds me when I tried to kill somebody with a atomic wedgie, I got a life sentence.

[@lisabrown4499]

WOW. THAT FREAKIN SUCKS.

[@internetchocolate6733]

3 cars*

[@dboggz6221]

Dude…

[@aidan312]

Hitman: no we won’t kill your stepfather Jack: *fine I’ll do it myself*

[@vader567]

*Age : Fine I will do it myself

[@inspi_123]

**Diabetes: fine I'll do it myself*

[@alliknowis6528]

Alzheimers: *What were we doing again?*

[@zedries]

Diabetes

[@owen7675]

Sean: stubs his toe Sean: **hires a hitman for the wall**

[@shavy7734]

Why the fux you walking directly into a wall for? Lmao.

[@FinesseAnims]

@@shavy7734 cuz he wants the hitmen

[@zepskee5194]

shavy r/whooooooosh

[@FinesseAnims]

It’s Hazza r/ihavereddit

[@plasmaticlmao]

It’s Hazza r/ihavereddit

[@kosmeum3914]

“Can I kill my anxiety with a hit man?” This is such a quarantine mood

[@angrymandanthecommenter]

Wtf, this is the top comment with 0(now one) replies and 5 likes

[@jimmilton8333]

@@angrymandanthecommenter I think it's because they're a member

[@angrymandanthecommenter]

@@jimmilton8333 ahhhhh, I see

[@pov3455]

Paddy Fitzpatrick signature move:*BITES SKULL* Paddy Fitzpatrick finishing move:*BITES MOUTH*

[@felicityspruce174]

Jack: “I’m dangerously close to bankruptcy.” Also Jack: “Maybe I should buy some stuff?”

[@UwU-ts3yb]

Felicity Spruce if you have almost no money spend the rest on your money

[@muhammadjojosari891]

Upgrades people upgrades

[@DarkShadic9632]

He should BUY money!

[@BigDickIbou]

Lol so true. 😂🤣

[@felicityspruce174]

@@fluff2713 true. True.

[@hippotripo6145]

Jack: Why can’t I bite his skull? The biker wearing a helmet: I came prepared.

[@grimreaper2680]

Oh yeah I didn't think of it that way I guess that's why the option wasn't available

[@poodids6348]

I love how there was an option to bite his balls!

[@kindakyana2372]

@@poodids6348 *_kinky_*

[@doodletron65b74]

@Telly Phillips no

[@AbhyasK29]

Did anyone notice that whenever Jack tried in vain to “hitman” anyone, it just said: I had diabolical thoughts.

[@abigailmcgowan7117]

Paddy “ Oh wow, my dads both “accidentally” died. How did that happen 😏.” His mom “👀😐😶”

[@ahzzzz687]

didn't his mom like die at age 44

[@Dr.HannibalLecterVIII]

"Ciara's lookin' down from..." **pauses** **looks up** **abruptly looks down** "HELL."

[@seancrowley5268]

Wholock Fandom that’s the joke

[@flutocorndog5457]

Jack: “Can a hitman kill my anxiety?” Absolutely brilliant.

[@itsteatime8447]

*nervous virgil noises*

[@shannongrummisch8881]

well boys we did it, anxiety is no more.

[@DefinitelyNotJay3705]

Me at all the time

[@azsumchovek1116]

Can a hitman kill coronavirus

[@flutocorndog5457]

Azsum Chovek maybe I hope

[@erlouwer]

Jack: "I wanted to prank him not ruin his entire life" Also Jack: "let's kill him"

[@ammoknight2064]

his sister: *chief of police* patty who has committed at least 10 crimes: i’m gonna pretend i didn’t see that

[@jonwall8747]

Paddy’s answer to everything “I need a hitman.”

[@TheSteve912]

"Can I kill my anxiety with a hitman." Me too Jack... Me too...

[@ciaraphipps7483]

I wish

[@Star-hr6mh]

If we have meme time to cure our sadness- maybe there could be wholesome meme time- ease our anxiety

[@sellout_ninja972]

Jack: it’s time for my signature move Me:oh shit Jack: I can’t bite his skull Me: thank god Jack: you know I will bite his lip Me: damn it

[@MikhailYT]

I'm more invested in Paddy Fitzpatrick's life then my own.

[@leostqrs]

Jack: “Why won’t anyone kill my stepdad” Me at the dinner table: **franticly untangles headphones** My mom: “Gimme your phone”

[@daisy-m766]

Why are you wearing headphones at the dinner table

[@Qxincx]

ITSMONKEY360 why not?

[@leostqrs]

ITSMONKEY360 why not luv?

[@daisy-m766]

Not.Weird _She is fair enough

[@skigelibeli759]

@@leostqrs funny comment! 😂 Edit: i send my positivity and love to all of you out there and hope you have a great day!

[@d3m0hoovy82]

"A Hitman steals Jack's money" Jack: Can i hire a hitman on a hitman?

[@sylassawyer9106]

"No, no, wait he's got a point" *INSERT MEME TEMPLATE HERE*

[@franksinatra9579]

Haha haha very funny I laughed hard

[@real9089]

WHY

[@Hazelclaw-bl7qg]

- Jack 2020

[@Notmagickal]

*A HITMAN HITMAN*

[@kanamamoru845]

He went from 📉📉📉 to 📈📈📈 when he inherited the money and his step dad died. I could even feel his happiness through the screen

[@wanali4504]

11:05 Jack: I bet Cara’s looking down from hell... U do know what that means, right?

[@Jnrlionndogg]

Hell is above

[@wonk123]

moral of the story: divorce makes you a millionare

[@faoneill]

Chase Brody Disagrees

[@PurpleComrad]

Only if you're a Billionaire

[@namanrajesh2399]

Jeff Bezos already knew this. 🤦🤦🤦

[@avgvstvscaesar2437]

Thanks I divorced my wife

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

if only...

[@GrimReaper-rf1ku]

*Jack:* Can I kill my anxiety with a hitman??? *Me:* No, you kill it with meme time...

[@sammieculpepper1394]

Oh my gosh yes

[@mayasnitz8663]

“And my stepdad died” three seconds later happiness at 0% Dam bit life is wild

[@trinity3631]

Jack: *hires hitman to kill his ex-wife* Evelyn, Jack's girlfriend: *sweats nervously*

[@deutschelehrer69]

Wiishu, jack's ex: *panik*

[@jeremiahismyname2814]

It was paddy

[@lostcolonyforge5792]

Wait he has a girlfriend

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

@@lostcolonyforge5792 yup

[@trinity3631]

@@lostcolonyforge5792 And if she breaks up with him, he'll hire a hitman to kill her.

[@sashanvandayar4045]

Bit life: Your suffering from depression Jack: It's meme time!

[@realusername4700]

Sashan Vandayar good one

[@youreadthisinyourmindright2604]

The only cure for sadness

[@superuanted1208]

Ur a patreon

[@jasoniusthebonius9948]

@@superuanted1208 no shit sherlock

[@sundigest1121]

you're*

[@MrChezzStudios]

Jack: looks like he's coming up into his beautiful 50s. Also jack:so plenty more time to kill people.

[@nani-vl6ds]

paddy being lucky and unlucky at the same time my character losing 96million on a divorce

[@hunterthewrestler367]

Jack: “goes on a killing spree and commits several crimes” Also jack: *gets a cop girlfriend and then proposes to her*

[@elijahstone3285]

Sounds like fucking Dexter 😂

[@Leyveta1]

@@elijahstone3285 it does tho...

[@Cdawg619]

Lol

[@CA-ev2vf]

True MAN

[@elementhearts9810]

His sister is also chief of police before he moved to Perth.......

[@epiksebastian3272]

hey jack, here's a tip: everytime it says that no hitman wants to do the job, it's because you can only hire one per year.

[@ufta6627]

that really relatable moment when your wife gets hit by a blimp

[@bingusmcgee3107]

I love how this series went from him trying to get Paddy a girlfriend and a job to hiring hit men to kill his coworkers for farting and not talking to him.

[@gamerzgurl9291]

"WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO KILL MY STEPDAD?" "I want to murder my stepdad!" . . . . . "God this video is full of bad sentences."

[@Aura_Broz]

Sean should have just hit up Eminem for that one

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@Aura_Broz I'm so happy someone said it! Everytime jack talked about killing paddy's stepdad I thought of "stepdad" by eminem.

[@brooklynmclarnon3267]

Hello

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@brooklynmclarnon3267 Hewwo UwU!

[@brooklynmclarnon3267]

UWU what’s yo snap

[@VLU71]

Someone: *farts* Seán: *calls hitman*

[@icecreamkitty2735]

They deserve to die for polluting the air

[@Harew0lf]

Thank god there’s amazing comments like this when we have all the self promoting bastards

[@IA0544]

Lightning Strike so everyone deserves to die

[@icecreamkitty2735]

@@IA0544 only if they are caught😁

[@angrymandanthecommenter]

I wonder if the co-workers ever noticed that when Jack showed up everyone who wronged him in the slightest "disappeared" and as soon as he left to another country it all stopped, I wONdEr WhAT haPPened!?

[@pepperamiwinkie9554]

When someone hurts Jack’s feelings: Jack: “So you want to die” Also him “rhetorical question”

[@carbon5362]

The Life of Ciara: When Ciara was in college she met a man who had just come out of a long relationship. They got to know each other better and one day he proposed. After they married they decided to start a family, but Ciara lost the baby. After that she started noticing her husband becoming more distant, more secretive. He didn't talk about work and he was always with strange men. As the years went by he worried about him and, after getting into a fight about his gambling problem, asked if he wanted to try again. She had another miscarriage and realized that she had wasted her life. She didn't trust her husband and decided she needed to follow her own path and free herself from him. She asked for a divorce and he attacked her, she defended herself and ran away to start a new life. One day as she was walking on the street with a man she had just met someone walking toward her pulled out a futuristic looking gun and shot her, then fled. The man she was with called the police and went to her side. As she bled out on the sidewalk she knew her past had caught up with her, Paddy had found her. She died minutes later.

[@viupcake8062]

Jaesus. I think my last BitLife may have been Ciara's if that's the case...

[@ciaraboone]

rip

[@dyszmaj2088]

Jesus Christ dude

[@kroh7742]

Futuristic gun.... You lost me there... Lmao

[@nashvontookus7451]

You forgot the part where she cheated on him

[@itismwah8811]

“Faddy Fitzpatrick” Now that’s not very nice Jack

[@c0rap554]

Jack: "I am wildly upset that I can't kill Evan." Me, someone with the first name "Evan:" *"welp, gotta blast"*

[@revananimations5769]

No one.. Literally no one.. Jacksepticeye: the answer to all my problems is to hire a hitman

[@mareh6731]

Jack: "I am running dangerously close to bankruptcy." Also Jack: "So maybe I should buy some stuff." *Yes but also No*

[@how_may_i_offend_you6611]

Satan Lol me on a weekend

[@mareh6731]

@@how_may_i_offend_you6611 If I understood I would reply.

[@josephstalin7090]

Satan why to do u have 800 subs and I only have 90! Wtf is this Satan you making deals with the devil?!

[@ryanmclean3956]

Satan are you the same person on twitter? (i think its twitter its probably not)

[@rimix360plays2]

He just said that at the same I read this 😂

[@conorhernon4691]

"I'm running close on bankruptcy, maybe I should buy some stuff!" - JackSepticEye 2020

[@conorhernon4691]

UltraGeo that is indeed the content of my comment

[@clip_it_greenie1262]

Lol

[@Hannah-ql2no]

"AND MY STEPDAD DIED!" i cried ahahahaha

[@dakotab2175]

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES 23:40

[@user-ec2wi5fe7b]

“All this murder is making me hungry” -Jacksepticeye 2020

[@sajidakhtar907]

Hmmm, Cannibalism?

[@chord8003]

Gacha is still relevant?

[@barronsimmons1230]

Unbelievable Jello I guess so

[@pizzatime7433]

Jeffrey dahmer would like a word with you jack

[@noitsnot239]

@@chord8003 whats gacha?

[@racerzombie]

Jacksepticeye: Said he would never hurt a single human being Also him: hires a bunch of hitmen to kill everyone

[@Aura_Broz]

Technically, he isnt the one hurting them...

[@reececampbell6067]

Still not physically hurting anyone tho apart from that one person he bit the skull of tho

[@randomstuff9005]

I mean His half-sister is the chief of police lol.

[@explicationfc2713]

Lol

[@skigelibeli759]

@@Aura_Broz but he did also kill somebody by biting their skull.

[@banjoman8953]

Me: Sees that Jack has a nephew named Ben Also Me: YESSS!! BELL OF RELATSHIONSHIP

[@Stinker7]

21:30 Gemma:your a perfect 10! Jack: awww thanks! your also... good

[@dojyaaan5814]

Wife: *divorces him* Jack: *gets rich* Wife: Hey I’m sorry what had happened.

[@ilyhuwu1330]

Dojyaaan true gold digger

[@PomegranateParadox]

didn't he kill her with a hitman before he got rich?

[@jakecarswell6023]

*BoomerAlert*

[@scaregaming1329]

@@jakecarswell6023 UGLY ALERT

[@ignoremypaststupidity2719]

Dojyaaan ahh yes, she’s such a gold digger she came back from the dead

[@qwikblade9303]

"I inherited 808,000 euro?!" "AND MY STEPDAD DIED" "Can you feel it, can you feel it, can you feel it, doo doo doo, doo doo doo!"

[@janaeleroux]

Jack: I bet Ciara is looking down right now from h... Me: Heaven? Jack: HELL.

[@butchblom6803]

I LOVE lil bit of bitlife. Jack, you are THE best youtuber personily. Thanks for the awesome content.

[@CartoonCreature]

Jack: "Can I kill my anxiety with a hitman?" **nervous Virgil noises**

[@Wren_C]

Dont worry, Virge. You have a protection squad to keep you safe.

[@donks7300]

Nice seeing Sander Side fans here

[@ivyg1515]

Liar! Virgil would never pass up the oppurtunity to die >:v

[@CartoonCreature]

@@ivyg1515 I believe you mean FALSEHOOD!!!!

[@Wren_C]

Ivy G :O You’re right! *Ahem *DEcEIt!*

[@adampierzchaa218]

I sometimes come back to this series and it makes my day. It’s so funny

[@judewalsh801]

Nobody: Jack: I WANNA BE A GOGO DANCER!!

[@gnome.]

Somebody: *sneezes* Hitman: ''Ah shit, here we go again''

[@Sprizys]

"I INHERITED 808,000 EURO AND MY STEP DAD DIED!" 😂😂 I never thought I'd heard someone so excited about someone dying

[@slydogs8765]

I know right xD

[@level_somewhere]

Petition for Paddy Fitzpatrick to be another one of Jack's egos

[@beowulf1658]

As someone that lives in Perth it’s so weird for him to talk about it

[@glitchtrap9112]

Anti: I WANT TO KILL JACKSEPTICEYE jack: hires Hitman to kill almost everyone that wronged him Anti: I always encouraged jack and I'm really proud of what he is now Edit: thanks for 753 likes everyone!

[@inspi_123]

Definition of "almost": everyone except for his stepfather because no hitman dared to even lay their gaze on him within 10 miles

[@kizi3339]

😂

[@jamessantana4265]

What an inspiration

[@sad_hedgehog]

YES

[@loneliest808]

Glitch Trap So I play fortnite and I’m grinding really hard and I’m 15 if you could check me out appreciate it I’m a smooth player thx ❤️

[@rachalwithana7099]

jack's reaction to his stepfather's death gets me every time

[@Moraenil]

LOVING this Bitlife series Sean! Yours is so much funnier than the one I'm doing. I was given a black guy in Alabama (complete opposite of me), had him be a real troublemaker in school, but then he straightened himself out in the military, got a degree, was forced to retire and is currently 69, married, in graduate school with 30 kids (yes 30, with 4 different women) and 7 grand kids. Looking forward to your next installment! Feel better! :D

[@Fin_Eetu]

Someone: *literally just farts* Jack: ”HITMAN!!!!!”

[@afrokween8752]

@@aalievanderplaats5406 So you have chosen death...

[@TheRealSephiroth]

@@afrokween8752 i got this one! 🔫😈 Please deposit 1 like = $1,000,000 👇😉

[@radaloui9312]

"my happiness is down to 10%" is a great meme template.

[@jamestudio2014]

Jacksepticeye: 20:27 thats the sound of me and Gemma doing the horizontal shuffle DanTDM:

[@-dino_go_rawr-184]

It’s funny how I Cana go from full on sobbing to laughing when I watch your videos😊

[@ripry2241]

In BitLife I went on a murder spree and killed everyone my character knew, all his family and friends he escaped from prison countless times. And then he got sentenced to death by electric chair

[@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS]

electric chair? YES I WANT TO BE THE FIRST !!!

[@caelummccartin4310]

sounds like call me kevin

[@LucksinRiver]

Really? So they finally added death sentence Before you used to go to prison for 100000 fucking years lmao

[@trishalennex4630]

Vinder Alexander to be fair though in real life you can be sentenced way longer than any human should be able to live

[@galaxychar]

Vinder Alexander - It depends where the country is and whether they have the death sentence or not

[@ba2.0T]

21:42 Thank you Jemma, I think that you are also.....Good...😂

[@trippyshrimp8598]

Coworker: Breathes Jack: I’m calling up Hannibal

[@gssho1414]

Jack Mortgage: Nah Car: Nah Health: Nah Hitmen: YEAAAAA

[@anisaelmatschi]

Me: "hmm, Jack didn't upload a video today" KZbin One minute later: **jacksepticeye has uploaded a video**

[@cosmic_607]

Same here 😂

[@Jerkiplays]

Internet:30 year old found dead

[@thomas_1996]

I think still old video like last week ago look at challenge ghostbusters. Yesterday bitlife new update luxury stuff.

[@absinthe7266]

So KZbin on crack again. Uploaded one minute ago, comments 7 minutes ago. Makes sense

[@mysticxorchid802]

This is hands down in my top 3 favorite series, like on the internet.

[@joellemiddelkamp]

When you started singing Can you feel it, i really couldnt hold it anymore😂😂😂😂😂

[@llamaswagking]

Patty’s two fathers die Jack: “Can you feel it, Can you feel it!”

[@axowilt]

Jack: Bites his tongue Every single person in his community: "Also Jack: hIrEs hItmAn fOr mOutH"

[@Sirvanquish]

Bit his tounge like he bit his co worker's skull

[@doctorunreal2703]

Yes

[@DoomedStatue_]

Plot twist paddy fitzpatrick is really Sean but he looksyoung he only moved to get away from his past life and start anew

[@ewok_jedi9188]

Jacksepticeye is the best person to talk to for health advice

[@maia_0975]

Jack: All this murder is making me hungry! Also Jack: *keeps biting people's skulls* Me: You sure?

[@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS]

i am better then howtobasic

[@sendhelp6904]

The title sounds like one of those “Actually happened” stories

[@CatholicWeeb]

*_Lights a Cigar_* "They're all lies!"

[@Blueyfanaticcc]

I fucked my dog then the dog fucked his child's children

[@elishayoung6508]

my dad divorced and gave me a secret juice and then i became wolverine

[@natedogforreal8531]

Meow (I had sex with my step sister but she’s really my real sister)

[@randomdeadacc8633]

OML YESSSS

[@mohammadshreef8178]

No one : Jack: It's me, jackSEEpticye 🤣🤣🤣

[@martmart6304]

Perfect video for quarantine

[@GuyFromSomeWorld]

10:38 "He died of diabetes" My mind: *H e d i e d o f b e t e s*

[@bryceratcliffe1442]

I have the beetus, and I find this hilarious

[@Cha3.yullll]

GuyFromSomeWorld aAHSHSHS

[@jack-o-lantern3684]

😂😂

[@nicolerobertson2654]

I CAN'T BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣

[@jacobbrown466]

"It's me. JackSE-EHPticeye" Best voice-crack ever

[@wsliv4611]

Biting someone would leave forensic evidence of the assault/ murder, SEAN!

[@flintlockwood25]

That hitman Anton Chigurh is the villain from No Country For Old Men

[@kayleighstevenson]

Game: You're suffering from anxiety Jack: "Can I hire a hitman to kill it?" LMAO 😂. But honestly though, wish I could do that.

[@yushakader4991]

Maybe you could if you hired Doomslayer He can kill literally anything

[@maxeast1139]

Hay jack it would be grand if you lived a happy with your wife so dont murder people behind her back

[@sam-man9064]

Dragonmaster76 Can he kill Kratos?

[@leilachu]

You can you get rid of yourself and the anxiety is gone

[@kayleighstevenson]

@@leilachu Damn dark lol

[@tanjp8851]

Me: *eating pancakes and minding my own business* Jack: *looks me straight in the eye* "I wanna check out Uranus"

[@MrRaincoat]

Yeah you and call me Kevin are the best bit life youtubers

[@IceKreacher]

Sean: "pleasant dreams! Goodbye! (All this murder is making me hungry" Me: *is going to sleep after the episode, kind-of hungry*