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[@skinnywhiteboy5590]

"you crushed your brother with one hand while giving me puppy eyes" that's alpha levels of dominance of I've ever heard it.

[@jaredjamesramos704]

if i've ever heard of it*?

[@changedaccountkbye2846]

Jared James Ramos DONT

[@sophiemoore1566]

😂😂😂

[@P455w0rds]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ProwlWolf]

So true

[@jklyn23]

Mark: was i sitting and staring and smiling in kindergarten too? Mark's Mom: *Y E S*

[@axcilium]

I don't know man sound kinda creepy to me

[@toxkys]

"I saw this comment once that part came up in the video XD"

[@ziphy_4360]

GUYS ITS SPY FROM TF2

[@stage4cancer901]

Engineer gaming

[@kalrexz8337]

J

[@Strwbrry_mlkk]

Can we talk about how beautiful and sweet his mom is? She sounded so happy every time she answered the phone and didn’t seem upset not even once🥺

[@quandaIedingIe]

don't reflect yourself

[@Idkwhats_goingontbh]

​@@quandaIedingIeWhat?

[@quandaIedingIe]

@@Idkwhats_goingontbh nevermind

[@NoireLazuli]

She is so precious

[@wahach1532]

21:38 the fact that he made up all of that on the spot is impressive

[@Justasimpleplankofwood5425]

GONNA STEAL AUTOMOBILES ‼️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🔥‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@GianArias12]

“I AM A COW” made me burst into laughter

[@SpiceDiceGame]

thank you so much for the timestamp

[@cinnomorollbun]

Lol are we all rewatching this at the same time

[@Crowcryptic]

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life I really need that right now this month has been hard that laugh mad it so much better

[@thaibbyy9694]

“your brothers said dada and that disappointed me.” “but you adored me because you said mama” *you also crushed your brother face down*

[@stanleybik1657]

Ok weird gachatard.

[@alumilynn]

@@stanleybik1657 Ain't gotta be rude.

[@JusticeForTheWin]

Lmao right

[@aerin6353]

depressed that you dont have enough likes on YOUR comment?

[@vanillacoke1961]

@gacha_loser .-. Lmao

[@motherof_vermin]

Mark's brother: maMa MARK: *THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE YOU SINGLEMINDED FOOL*

[@cherrymarriedindiscord1404]

I want this registered 😂😂

[@jasonmantri2658]

💀💀😂😂😂😂

[@hellokittyhawaii]

😂🤣

[@herobrineexe5149]

Mark: DIE BROTHER BECAUSE NOW I HAVE THE MAMA GROUND MEANWHILE YOU HAVE THE LOWER DADA GROUND

[@TheForkRebel]

Marks favorite childhood activity was staring at a wall. Chica constantly stares at people and walls. Maybe there is more to this pair than we all thought

[@tomascarrizo2477]

When Mark’s mom talks a bout the video game his dad gifted him, it brings back memories, and you can see the twinkle in his eyes. The story about that 1 is beautiful

[@nocturnal9441]

Other children: *Exists* Kindergarten markimoo staring at them from afar: Pathetic.

[@musicenthusiast9801]

Is that... an UnOrdinary reference?

[@seratope]

Not to mention they're behavioring at things

[@kaurkaur1836]

While smiling as well.

[@TheOneWhoGames1]

Mark: I see no god up here But me!

[@snowfolf639]

how is this the exact same thing i thought

[@lamyaamounadi7587]

Mark's brother : looks at his mom while mark next to him Mark : *so you have chosen death*

[@brandonbergfelt2530]

Hi

[@lamyaamounadi7587]

@@brandonbergfelt2530 hiii

[@lumpy1093]

@@lamyaamounadi7587 Are you related to Ben Dover, Mike Hawk, or Jack Mehoff?

[@dylanweller5914]

10/10

[@l0v3_pixie89]

this made me cackle to the point where my mom yelled at me 🤣

[@mayonnayse2004]

From a boy with a big brain to a man who owns five ovens

[@Chaotic_evil_duck]

WHAT!

[@asteroth9844]

Everything pans out

[@oribooedit]

​@@asteroth9844 you could say he's kitchen up

[@mangoschaos6950]

mark screaming “oasis, oasis” when the word is OSMOSIS had me dying

[@ImSpookd]

it was an unus annus reference.

[@actual1804]

Mark’s childhood: Sitting, silently, smiling, questioning his existence, becoming smart by just existing, and judging people thinking of a way to dominate the world

[@User-ju9rv]

Actual Content and smashing his brother’s face into the ground

[@uhnqie]

This describes my own childhood

[@hellothere-sf1gl]

ah ,and mark remaned the same even today

[@sharplily]

@@uhnqie same except i did not think of how to conquer the world i thought of how to DESTROY IT (my plan is working really well btw i did not know a virus would be so effective)

[@RoostBR]

Dont forget about “The Stone”

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6043]

Mark, a one month old baby, crushing his brother with a single hand: "Why do you act like a FOOLISH little child?"

[@mostsillywillynilly]

SPEEEEEEEDWAGGGOOOOOOOONNNN

[@FriedrichTheGreatest]

I'm feeling a needwagon

[@runawayriot3853]

Top comment! 😅😅😂😂😂😂

[@flynnguest8323]

SPEEEEEDWAGOOOOONN

[@mr.araara8046]

Memewagon foundation😂😂

[@draginn2029]

mark was basically a horror movie child that stared at walls and laughed at things that weren’t there

[@Mustard__Ketchup]

Mark screaming “WOO, I’m a failure!” was more relatable than any other KZbin media I’ve seen.

[@Xj10259]

baby markiplier: sits, stares and smiles for fun. Adult markiplier: sits, stares, and smiles for fun in front of a camera.

[@kalysian]

It was meant to be :')

[@MindLostForeverXx]

Mind blown

[@taiknucs3385]

.O. Wow destany never changes.. ( T u T )

[@plaguedoctorspencer]

I was literally just about to comment that at 3:34 but you had already done it

[@flavorcrash3890]

You forgot about how baby markiplier crushes his brother

[@carlitoschavez1909]

Mark: *crushing his Brothers skull in* Momiplier: *smiles in delight *

[@iLikePistachios]

*THE MOST HAPPY OVER DEATH. SHALL BE MY COMPANION IN CRIME*

[@mirzahamzabaig5667]

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Now we know where Darkiplier got his personality from...

[@jonsnow5129]

His last face expression being yours😈

[@starbird6]

like Romulus and Remus

[@ferret2308]

Favorite child status unlocked

[@merlinmccoy-crego8366]

Somebody quote this: “I play games, I am a cow!”😂

[@noxaic]

I play games, I am a cow! - MerlinMcoy-Crego

[@guitarwithrishy1907]

"we couldn't afford a toy" And look where mark is now! True success story

[@killingfrenzy5443]

Mark's mom just told us that Mark was an introvert in his whole childhood

[@not-pyroman]

i don't think we needed mom confirmation to know that

[@svenkozelenko7757]

@@not-pyroman lol underrated

[@gaiaharpazzz]

im acttualy not surprised.

[@mygodwhatdidyoudo]

He hasn't changed either for the better

[@Bendytheboi]

Also a bro crusher

[@baha17222]

Jason: says dada Momiplier: I will never forget this betrayal

[@toadtoddler]

Mark: *smiles and use his hand to crush at his brother*

[@natedawg7943]

Top ten anime betrayals

[@baha17222]

VonJovy_YT Momiplier: *GO FORTH MY MINION. AVENGE MY HONOUR. CRUSH THIS HEATHEN*

[@budgetman7111]

The first wholesome encounter with Markiplier's mom ever, whereas Mark goes on both a memory trip with her AND a big-ass quiz summarizing what Mark did when he was younger.

[@etheron1235]

11:00 Mark: Internet baby, Internet all the way Few seconds later Mark: What the hell is this

[@littletitanicmaster-2622]

that ain’t the only thing back then mate

[@adrienne5253]

When Mark proposes to Amy Amy: why is the ring so small? Mark: I spent all the money on a big TV and cake.. Amy: understandable

[@boop5636]

Driidlz I feel like she would be more like; Amy: hell yeah!

[@rockyhater2210]

@Theodore Keating yeah ikr

[@corbeq9806]

In the unus annus stream when mark told amy to come to him i legit thought he was gonna propose xd

[@greythomas6199]

A black and white one

[@birdboy0013]

"I would just sit in a room and stare and smile!" Suddenly all the horror games you play make a ton more sense.

[@megarayquaza9054]

Brah

[@blackdragon6627]

There is a guy on KZbin who actually just sits and smiles for videos

[@simonghoul3602]

23:45

[@kingdarma8081]

He used his *imaaaginaaaaatioooon*

[@lickinbiscuits9229]

Nice 420 likes

[@foxtatertot]

This game really does seem like Unus Annus: The Game. The "You were born... in a random place.. at a random time.. with a random set of genes.." actually sounds like something straight out of Unus Annus.

[@RosaDystovia]

When Mark asked his mother about his favourite toy and her response was that he used to sit in a room, stare and smile- It reminded me of the baby in yellow..

[@ImaniJMc]

*Mark’s Mom talking about Mark* “A boy with a big mind” *Mark* “BIG BRAIN!”

[@insidejoke1068]

The second I herd big mind I was lie 'THIS IS BIG BRAIN TIME'

[@giladshmueli5831]

@@insidejoke1068 who wasn't?

[@appledapple5021]

Oh yeah big brain time

[@ImaniJMc]

Frost - Bite I felt that

[@Pecangaming]

So Mark was the original weird starring kid meme...

[@iLikePistachios]

Skeet yeet in ten years the world is delete

[@perthaputton1203]

His conversations with his mom are so cute 🥰

[@waitwho.u]

4:53 *Nerd*

[@xendurr8180]

Mark's mom: You just used your brain. Mark: It's big brain time.

[@gavinsutter1799]

@Cerberus Obliteration that's not true he only used 1%

[@raphael8951]

Oh yeah, this big brain time

[@RedHex138]

Mind size: Mega

[@CheeseBlaster]

“you didn’t need a toy, you used your brain” yep, that sounds like him alright

[@NadimElneser]

that sounded sad and traumatic

[@spongebobsquarepants740]

he was in his big brain time

[@jas.per.25]

@@NadimElneser 😐

[@ginyuraiyuden1104]

@@NadimElneser 😐

[@spingingleblorp3996]

@@NadimElneser 😐

[@sophiasgro7953]

Mark: “ah yes what an amazing wall let me stare at it all day and smile”

[@THEBootyyyshaker900]

My name is Nicole and hearing mark say my name was all I needed in life, I can now die happy

[@arthurborges4235]

Mark in kindengarden: "Why do you act like a foolish little child" Mark in actual days to ethan: "Why do you act like a foolish little child"

[@soggypotato4828]

.

[@spaceagator8014]

​

[@goji-woji1584]

.

[@justpea7829]

.

[@JaySogga]

literally thinking the same thing

[@kaedanthomas4928]

I lost it when mark started slapping his desk and yelling “OASIS, OASIS, OASIS”

[@iLikePistachios]

He gotten insane

[@Discogreview]

Jojoke

[@slamg4618]

I lost it at the, “WHERE’S LET’S PLAY??”

[@FUSHICHOorKURAYAMI]

If he sat in a room staring and smiling and being in his head Id think that would mean that Markimoo had a magical imagination. He should pick the Unicorn next time. X'D Past that....That Freestyle Though.👌😆

[@FogStudioGames]

I love how we study markiplier's personality from this video

[@justabiotismaccountsscondn3969]

Alternate title: mark asks his mom about his childhood and finds out as a kid he stared at a wall and smiled

[@kate2233]

His inner darkiplier was showing

[@katieclareard3283]

Not even possible mark was to poor to afford walls..

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

One wrong turn and he could have been a serial killer

[@zenitsuagatsama4204]

02 is wifu

[@user-ec4ql2zq4t]

@@zenitsuagatsama4204 waifu* and no she’s overrated

[@absoluteidiot9316]

Different title: Mark repeatedly calls his mother for 24 minutes

[@hollow8194]

She is so lovely xD

[@yvettefrench3480]

XD perfect 😂👌

[@diobrando666]

That makes it better😂😂

[@Earthzooka]

Another alternate title: Markiplier's childhood exposed by his own mom.

[@jessicajonas5818]

His mom is so sweet.

[@aydinadams1587]

du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du , theres my cactus, oh theres my dog, theres roses , oh theres a log, theres a frog, in the bog ,theres my cash, oh what a job, going back in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field , oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles-Markiplier

[@panikcsafe7484]

9:36 i read photography very wrong

[@makennapatton3680]

Mark: *calls his mom to ask her about his first words* Momiplier: *tells a story about how Mark loved his mom so much that he tried to suffocate his brother* Me: “sounds accurate”

[@playitcoolman7820]

LOL MOMIPLIER

[@nidhalsormali3051]

And he suffocated him for no reason top

[@Zackisnotdead]

Qtaro Kujo he was just asserting dominance

[@-lemonspritz-9865]

LMAO

[@Queeino_ferret]

2:18

[@isaaccunningham59]

For anyone who wants the lyrics of Mark's amazing song: 21:39 "There's my cactus, there's my dog, there's the roses, and there is a log, there's a frog, in the bog, there's my cash, ooo what a jog, going back, in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field, oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles...i don't know"

[@SpacePotato08]

he do be spitting facts tho

[@thatayrellguy3023]

"i am a cow"

[@kgthdc2468]

Straight spittin

[@SoapyySkyy]

@@eugene_glovak no

[@anti_fragile]

that had no business being that good

[@furygeist]

His mom is so sweet and lovely. And we like to call sitting and staring at a wall smiling ✨D I S S O C I A T I O N✨.

[@Teh_Noob_Eporer]

That intro with Mark's mom explains why he's so weird, and sometimes smart.

[@alvinchikara1246]

"Why do you act like a foolish little child?" "I'm so grown up." Best story i heard Mark's mom tell. 😂

[@esmeechan1036]

More than mark CRUSHING HIS BROTHER WITH ONE HAND

[@jbdbibbaerman8071]

Mark's Brother: Says Dada before Mama Mark: So you have chosen death

[@nickytickybih2966]

Mark: Peace was never an option.

[@theguywhoasked8463]

Mark’s entire interaction with his mom is so freaking wholesome.

[@oofman1872]

Mark: Asking his mom questions about his life and being super nice. Also mark: "You shut your down dang mouth MOM!!!"

[@stompyfeet408]

Mark's mom: "You used to sit and analyze people, like 'why are you acting like a foolish little child?'" Me: Well, mark is making up lost time, he's acting like a child now.

[@shalev.]

@@fateful2113 it's a common name just not in English

[@rileyrichfit]

Took the words outta my mouth😂😂

[@extremederpz4270]

@@fateful2113 rita hayworth

[@hakemz.]

Lmfao 😂😂😂

[@kenny4yourthots]

A "professional" child.

[@CryoHyena]

The perfect song doesn’t exi- Mark: *starts freestyling*

[@txiczmbie1077]

i👁️am🦗a💃cow🐮

[@txiczmbie1077]

~Lyrics~ BA there's my cactus🌵 BA there's my DOG🐕 there's a roses🌹🌹 AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳 there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗 THERES MY CASH🤑, OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻 going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️ i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮 dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗

[@MostlyAnimatedSketches]

@@txiczmbie1077 I think it’s “track and field”

[@mommyl0nglegs]

im fucking crying its so funny to me

[@Toonboo12309]

@•sugararcakeyum• :D at the end of the vid 21:32

[@_NXGHTWXNG_]

bro when the pimple started popping, my face twitched, and i felt JUST ABOUT UNCOMFORTABLE AS MARK 😭💀

[@MovedToPhantomTheUmbreon]

i hope someone clipped that bit of mark singing it’s so beautiful

[@garfeltrealtbh]

Baby: murder brother Child: stare at wall Adult: makes fnaf popular

[@andyfg33]

And this is the life of markiplier! The last part of his life is when he gets old!

[@smolbby174]

Hotel: Trivago

[@timpudge5816]

thats what life is about

[@sphjinx1448]

Well, he doesn’t take credit for making it popular. He thinks it would’ve without him.

[@robloxguest2633]

Basically

[@Elle_Dragone]

14:27 You swiped right on my mom

[@winterchill365]

21:30 Mark dropping the sickest beat of all time 🔥

[@staz8741]

Am I the only one that appreciates how happy his mom is everytime she picked up she was so happy lol and when he said sorry and stuff she would happily say anytime it's cute

[@crazyassassin6018]

Agreed also how did you have 1.3k likes and no reply’s lol.

[@BettyAlexandriaPride]

@@crazyassassin6018 There's nothing to add to perfection, lol.

[@sturmpionier_crispergull]

Not gonna lie, Marks song he makes up as after he dies is pretty fire. I'd actually listen to a full song of that 😅

[@EnaYT2]

Red Evans What’s the time? Nvm it’s 21:38 XD

[@patrickn.4113]

Sometimes I watch this video because I know its coming:)

[@chankmank1881]

Same

[@insidiouskamikaze6772]

Ikr? That background track is awesome

[@xxxx3278]

Taylor Riches Exactly

[@A_Random_gay]

Mark’s mom: you didn’t complain… *much* Mark: **laughing**

[@lolitbairiganjan2940]

"Looked at the wall and smiled". That's...not normal.🤣

[@VenomisedSky]

Mark acts like he didn’t just drop the sickest beat of the century

[@txiczmbie1077]

~Lyrics~ BA there's my cactus🌵 BA there's my DOG🐕 there's a roses🌹🌹 AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳 there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗 THERES MY CASH🤑, OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻 going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️ i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮 dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗

[@jonathanvandagriff7515]

@@txiczmbie1077 track and field not dragon field. I thought he said dragon field too 😅

[@gamingwithcube8846]

@@txiczmbie1077 Mark leaked his new album by accident

[@plustuition]

@@txiczmbie1077 all the mobiles as well, not auto mobile; you can hear him say fields

[@sigma6854]

So damn true

[@bruhtistic]

Me when I was a child : **likes to play with chalks** Mark when he was a child : *"Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor"*

[@michaelwilliams3382]

Idk why but I lmao 😂

[@tamakii1]

I ate the chalk

[@cristinal8158]

Lmao

[@yangqi]

@@tamakii1 we all did

[@victoravila2248]

the wall is so much better bro

[@tails2447]

15:38 CRYINGGGG

[@epokgamerguy]

dude him talking to his mum is so wholesome

[@finnhowl2487]

someone: what was your favorite childhood toy mark: looking and smiling in the middle of the room

[@volpelastname6951]

Dang lol it's like we watched the same video!

[@Fulen1]

@@volpelastname6951 yep its awesome

[@gaiaharpazzz]

tHEY WERE TOO POOR TO AFFORD ANYTHING ELSE

[@elizabethstallworth21]

Cars

[@elizabethstallworth21]

I

[@ghostlyspace2015]

Momiplier: Don’t mind him Mark: *staring at a wall for the past hour and smiling creepy*

[@flekovich]

Smells like weed

[@tommyspringfield7687]

It's demons Jim demons

[@senpie9087]

Pretty sure that's how Darkiplier is born

[@cooper5365]

21:28 WHYS THATS SO FIRE BRO

[@jisungsguitar]

lmao i love momiplier so much she’s just so pure and unintentionally funny

[@Xellarina]

“You were perfect.” Every Asian wants to hear from their parents.

[@nautilus0207]

Reality sometimes disappointing

[@kimjongjuul4349]

I think everyone wants to hear that from their parents

[@nautilus0207]

@@kimjongjuul4349 if an Asian parents said it, it's just hit different

[@kimjongjuul4349]

@@nautilus0207 ok

[@milo-ml3rd]

He was

[@syedabegum9527]

“No one tell Amy” *flashback of Unus Annus scenes of Don’t tell Amy*

[@AugmentedGravity]

Traumatizing.

[@jschuler3694]

Your mom seems so holsum.

[@confusedzekora]

Best moments ever on unus anus might I say,

[@anhedonicauthor]

Don’t tell the normies about Unus Annus!

[@jaideimpaula]

Momiplier describes Mark as a child: quiet smiling staring watching analyzing behaviors Mark: I sound like a Super Villain Sounds more like a Sociopath 😂😂

[@kabarricaurenea4249]

It's cute seeing Mark and his mother talk along

[@PsychadelicWolf]

Marks Mom: you liked to analyze people’s behavior when you were little Mark on Unus Annus: In another life, I could absolutely see myself being a cult leader

[@eaaa1437]

PsychadelicWolf that’s what I thought 😂😂

[@io7020]

Yo dude so you do t have to put Mark's mom next time just put momiplier I'm not trying to judge you I hope you are having a good 24 hour of today

[@hisoka3501]

@@io7020 hi

[@jeromistrator1945]

Markiplier: "I AM A COW!" Flashes back to when Markiplier made MOO

[@annyarchist]

Same

[@peytongardner8830]

Markimoo

[@willowdrakon]

Fucking nostalgia

[@nightcrawltrr]

Mooooo song plays* I’m a cow bitch MOOOOOO

[@Maggsz]

21:39 you have no idea how many times I watched that song. I was dying laughing, my god!

[@eldaroses.g.r.7945]

I’m already liking just for that conversation with his mom. That was gold! I can very clearly remember my favorite childhood toy. She was a beanie-baby sized grey plush cat (the kind that also had little plastic beads inside, too) that was made to easily curl up in a ball. She had turquoise eyes and her name was Sharlet Purr. Spelled like that (I was a kid, deal with it). I carried her literally everywhere. “Paychecks are delayed.” Mark: Well that seems a little bit illegal. Me: ……… We don’t even get a warning. The checks just show up when they do. If they do.

[@gamingwithelodie5393]

His mom is SO KIND. If I called my mum and showed her that I've become a gamer she would crawl out of my phone and start lecturing me about how I've ruined my own life

[@frictionlessyt100]

Finally someone exactly the same as me

[@w0lf29]

And they think grades in school decide your future

[@w0lf29]

It's ok start a KZbin channel and once you are successful and gain lots of money you rub it on your mom's face and tell her how wrong she is And she shall receive brutal karma

[@Oturan20]

@@w0lf29 witch is only half true... they can mean you have less debt if you go to college in the US.

[@leebaylon9356]

@@Oturan20 which *

[@Hi-qw6co]

Mark when talking about ring size: “listen babe, we’re on a budget” Mark when seeing a cake option: *OVER 9000!!!!*

[@halolord9993]

Its

[@Pyrodragon3993]

This is to go... *EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!!!!!!*

[@darksoul4734]

Who need a ring. CAKE IS MORE IMPORTANT

[@frith.calluna]

Give me... *ALL THE CAKES*

[@justsomerobloxvids1791]

This is perfectly logical, and I have an explaination. This is the cake that he'll get when he destroys Detroit.

[@robotsateme2]

I love how mark had to call his mom I find it so wholesome I never have seen a KZbinr do that

[@user-xg2nl5tr1i]

Ya'know, this video was the first ever video I watched from this channel and now 2 years later I'm a big fan of his, now watching almost all of his videos, Mark is a great guy, he makes me happy :]

[@adeadhuman3050]

I think the funniest thing I’ve seen today is mark screaming “OASIS” and hitting his table

[@Big-Business]

E

[@kingmystery8425]

*"ready player one flashback"*

[@archit-kaul]

I think he probably meant to say osmosis

[@greythomas6199]

"Stares into space" U N U S A N N U S Also Time Stamp??

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

It's even better when I haven't gotten to that part of the video yet and I read this comment and I can't breathe I'm already laughing so hard Im scared of how much I'll be laughing when I actually get to that part

[@zenonempire3562]

Mark: "Hey Mom. Did I say mama or Papa?" Momiplier: "You said Mama." *Proceeds to describe how he took down his older brother at one month old*

[@megarayquaza9054]

Lmao

[@ViscountMann]

He was a big baby.

[@randybray7558]

@Good AND Bad hello

[@nightrainieee]

@@randybray7558 yeah sure

[@randybray7558]

@@nightrainieee Thank you.

[@ambreiabrattin5327]

We need more Momiplier moments! 😁

[@deathgod4722]

As a baby marks first words were moma ...he also tried to murder his brother apparently when they were babies

[@saYONAkidoRII]

Mark: “I was a boy with a big brain” Me: “Yes, It’s big brain time”

[@parsivaladams5328]

Ahah good one

[@meowdasia]

@furious-oreo :D spitting some fax

[@the_real_creepervlogs]

it was never not big brain time with him

[@bigman5306]

@@saYONAkidoRII they aren’t being mean they are just saying gacha is cringe, so really your telling them to delete the comment about them expressing their opinion and you making them delete their opinion being “mean” so just stop, if you find people saying what you like is cringe is mean don’t get on the internet because everyone on the internet is gonna be mean about something.

[@saYONAkidoRII]

@@bigman5306 That’s… actually kind of true I didn’t really think about what I was writing there. Sorry ;w;

[@lazydanni]

Baby Marky: *I shall worship this woman from now on* Also Baby Mark: *takes his bro down* NO, MINE

[@jeniferlindsey504]

Literally every video I watch of Mark's I just adore him more. He's such a good person 💙

[@borkeborke9225]

Mark i love your mom, she is so sweet, bless her soul

[@thisdoesnotexist5246]

21:34 “Top ten rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss”

[@Singularity--]

indeed. I would like it on Spotify.

[@pizzamandolino8058]

@@Singularity-- it will be done

[@slim8756]

Make a original comment plz

[@big_chungalard2]

Lmao

[@NightWolf-bq5ky]

Amazing

[@cryptling8825]

: Mark slowly finds out he was an anime villain as a kid

[@abdulnasirbushra6049]

21:38 Oooh shit Markiplier freestyle, I never thought the day had come 😂😂

[@nykel3233]

This was highly enjoyable! You're a great guy, Mark!

[@AbigailMaureenVI]

I love your mom. She is hilarious.

[@omarfarooq9963]

Awkward

[@omarfarooq9963]

@Hjönk Hjönk Am Goose in every way

[@Soze-zw1uy]

@@omarfarooq9963 how?

[@ramonraccoon1324]

Same

[@jeremiahbruins9332]

Yeah very funny 👍

[@olivenest]

Mark: "My favourite child-hood toy was staring into the boundless void of the room contemplating my existence"

[@talesofthebrad]

Mark’s mom is so wholesome, I love whenever she makes a cameo

[@someonerandom1284]

i mean, staring and smiling at nothing is pretty accurate when it comes to mark talking with lixian in a video.

[@eternallylazuli]

21:28 Lyrics: “Dun (x26?) There’s my cactus, ooh there’s my dog! There’s the roses and there is a log! There’s a frog in the bog. There’s my cash, ooh what a jog! Going back, in time now I played games, I am a cow! Track and field, ooh what a deal! Gonna steal... ALL THE MOBILES! ...I don’t know...” We need someone to remix this lmao

[@starfire2178]

O M G Yes!!! Pls someone make a remix!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@poisonedapples6327]

Most definitely IS A MUST!!!

[@shadowcreeperking8423]

10 HOUR VERSION MAH BOIS AND GIRLS!

[@Akatuski2000]

It sounds like Marks edition of Friends on the other side

[@vortex_v5395]

I said the same think we need a remix