my worst wipe ever...

[@Blazedrust]

guys... this just goes to show you that not every rust wipe works out perfect... discord.gg/blazed x.com/blazedrust Merch soon... :)

[@Meajy]

imagine if ninja got a low taper fade

[@joebryant7845]

blazed its only the wipes ur in

[@bad406camaro]

So you are Human ? Dam i thought you were but i was not sure

[@Quidlay229]

imagine if ninja got a low taper fade

[@Jammosb]

time is of the essence

[@t.r.4496]

The worst wipe I ever had my finger went thru the paper.

[@giz177]

that was my best wipe

[@Milk___s]

My darkest wipe

[@foggelman6830]

My tastiest wipe

[@Camdidthat]

Best comment I’ve seen on YT 😂😂

[@softcoretugs]

just use sandpaper

[@leopard2a786]

Thank you FredPlaysPoker for letting glazed rust use his gameplay. This is truly a goonkid classic…

[@bravetiger2567]

What’s up gooners

[@Chunkylover.]

Welcum back!

[@poacrust]

maximum brainrot!!!

[@bravetiger2567]

@@poacrust macksimrum bairn rott

[@dirty2jz283]

"I took A BREAK from this server" what he means is "I Malded when I was killed on oil fully loaded and quit."

[@cartoonhero8845]

Every wipe is your worst wipe blazed

[@setsotilin]

fr

[@SINYSTOK]

fr

[@hooverpatty7935]

NOT FR

[@setsotilin]

@@hooverpatty7935 there's no way a girl watchs blazed rust

[@memeking0828]

Swear💀

[@AlaskaTony]

Fred teaching Bart about US history is hilarious

[@TalesOfSurvival]

i was yelling at my screen. we fought the french in a totally different war they helped us fight in the revolutionary war.

[@Neopopulist]

1:34, I am once again convinced that Blazed was in special ed classes "Time is of the evance???" It's Essence you dingus, he also says Turrent for turrets... Among many other durps.

[@ultragryphon7125]

he does it on purpose

[@erick3755]

Fought the Franch for Canada with a piece of paper... that's how America was invented ladies and gentlemen.

[@ataranlen]

Be Blazed. Place bag outside the door of a base. Bag gets destroyed. "Base is raided" 43:20

[@MorgAntix]

goodluck with the transistion blazed, we all bayleef in you

[@prime_buddy]

hah. bayleef, thats like, thats like *believe* hah...

[@Tedious1]

The cargo strat is how I start most my wipes. Grab 100 cloth. bow or even better a nail gun. and get on it as soon as it spawns. 20% of the time it works every time and if it doesn't you weren't risking shit.

[@MaxPowrer]

Love me a good Anchorman quote

[@caydnpannell]

And I quote “time is of the evence”

[@ecliptify3680]

time is of the evence tho

[@rideout21r97]

He also used epence

[@RogueNoble]

time is of the electroencephalographically

[@HEHEEGGSDEE]

And I quote “I ran 1/4 of the map. Thats 33% of the map”

[@TheMacdoug]

I heard “efvence”

[@audreyplaysnice2086]

the monologue yappage is my favorite part too, blazed

[@fuzz992]

I'm sitting here yelling at my screen for Blaze to point the damn boat at the direction the waves come from.

[@truedardii]

Fred leading up to suggesting he gamble had me laughing as soon as he asked about outpost

[@ChooseGooseYT]

IRL patch just dropped 1/4 got buffed from 25% to 33%

[@czllen2317]

Boats can’t spawn in the snow and that’s a third of the map

[@Robinhartz]

@@czllen2317oh damn I just thought he was being a bonehead

[@alexanderbella9746]

this has single handedly been the most painful 1:50:41 Ive watched all year - thank you

[@8520456marko]

Bart, please do a wipe with dave and dinkbot i need to see those great minds collide

[@GoaEnjoyer]

Shoutout to blazed for keeping me entertained while I'm passing a massive log

[@themerculator]

I truly appreciated the highly accurate and definitive history lesson in the middle of the vid LoL good stuff

[@jacoblehman663]

Literally been binge watching Blazed like a crack head needing a fix. Got 8k hours in dayz but can't seem to get a team on rust. Running around like a new born giraffe. Pitiful

[@lemon-tq4rt]

the cycle starts DAYZ->RUST->Tarkov

[@sLmp.]

future you would be glad you learned how to play solo and learned how to enjoy it

[@Garfunkle567]

@@lemon-tq4rt im on my tarkov phase rn loading into a raid watching this

[@nickbuck3298]

Baby giraffes.. this is the way

[@I-am-the-Crow]

Dayz hours translate nothing into rust unfortunately. Getting on a team will be difficult until you have a few thousand hours. Learn to play solo, you’ll be better in the long run from it.

[@landonrueffer1451]

More 1 v 1 v 1 with spoon and lama PLS

[@goldyone272]

agreed, would be nice if he didnt ruin it next time though

[@druegreen805]

@@goldyone272I thought it was hilarious

[@-Jkrsz-]

​@druegreen805 yes it was lmao

[@Lifeonthespot999]

the boat rocking part had me dying on the inside ngl lmao

[@PMARC14]

Blaze fails don't matter, respect 100 for the Tom Scott mention

[@smilinbobjohnson5658]

Great vid, so many ups and downs. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time i was watching. And Fred's comments...lolol

[@BrettkWarwic]

1:19:51 bart typing google into google

[@Dorosky]

low key fred has the best roasts ever and it never gets any reactions. there can be 4 people and noone even snickers

[@datpedrofella]

If Blazed isn't sick, the wipe is a bust!

[@blazzeyy6115]

Cmon everyone knows the saying “THE FRENCH ARE COMING”

[@Lee-One]

1:03:15 best editing 😂

[@coolpuggy]

48:10 blazed said his base got raided but sometimes the bag just doesn't show up on the map and doesn't always mean your raided

[@RoccoFleck]

I love how Mike just gave blazed a history and math lesson in this viseo

[@bloonts]

“Is that why French fries are really popular here” “lock in” “okay” 🤣🤣🤣

[@CNC-Time-Lapse]

"Time is of the evince." -Blazed, 2024

[@bigabsher4153]

This wipe still went harder then I did last night

[@dcatura1]

1:17:49 Between 1754 and 1763, American Colonists and the British fought the French, during the French and Indian War.

[@trevor8116]

1:17:40 Thank you founding fathers and their piece of paper for freeing us from eating baguettes everyday🥖 🥖🥖🥖

[@turjazzy5539]

1:18:28 is bro yapping about the Louisiana purchase???

[@65tyi12]

Blaze saying we have neighbors when he hasn’t built a base is wild but Fred > Bart

[@Psi_Rust]

At times stamp 4:20 you said crazy start but the subtitles said crazy fart😂😂😂

[@BelcrossMobileRepair]

Blazed thinking we fought Britain “on paper” like they were just beefin in letters “stop it” “no you stop it”

[@lolmp2273]

Every like this comment gets that guy does 0x15 push-ups

[@Garn_15]

Always nice to see blazed upload! :D

[@GabelikeCrazy]

“12” “Hit that” BLAZED 2024 13:40

[@_Higgs]

Meatcanyon hasnt gone anywhere. He's slowing down the toon uploads on his main channel a little but his second channel is putting out new content regularly. honestly, Ive been enjoying the Papa meat channel more than his main lately.

[@jesskleemann3437]

Try turning the boats front towards where the waves, makes it more stabil in real life.

[@jacobbrown1030]

The blazed revolutionary war moment made this the best wipe ever😂😂😂😂

[@PMARC14]

Blazed hyper intelligent history studies absolute genius

[@Xeyvian]

1:08:13 That one and only time you need a knife and don't have one.

[@milolazarian8105]

if he tried that he would 100% be dead

[@callumcresham8941]

his base didnt even get raided he placed his bag on the foundy outside the door

[@Sn0wyyCat]

The book is Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck 😂

[@TheLuMIze]

im in physical pain after that part where he talked about how to us was founded, and im not even american

[@youwillnotknow1422]

Blazed:I I’m cold for no d@mn reason. Me:well maybe it’s the fact that you don’t have any pants on?

[@Ben-we4gf]

Wished Blazed and spoonkid didn't hate each other nowadays

[@MiIladelph]

Blaze you put your bag on the platform outside of the outpost base I don’t think they raided you

[@user-zp8jt7ut1e]

He added a door where the bag was

[@erick3755]

So glad Fred let Blazed assist him again

[@user-lx9jm1wo3h]

Will this be a Flubbed Rust classic?

[@PSUCharger88]

History lessons via blazed rust! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “we fought the French”

[@Bleu2006]

That reference blazed did at the end is from mice of men it was a good book

[@ch1ef_firewater]

I wasn't surprised when Fred said he has rocked a door

[@juandoe2994]

Lets get him so many likes and comments on this video he starts to feel obligated to have bad wipes but keeps getting that cheese.

[@wastedgiraffe]

Dave got those psychic powers predicting the end

[@rustkid1352]

are we not gonna talk about how he didn’t tell dave he had a mp5 and said they have to get ammo for him when blazed had 2 stacks of pistol

[@rustyshackleford1910]

it looks like the boat gets unstable if you're standing in it and stabilizes when you sit. makes sense if you think about it

[@H0HENHE1M]

Wow, no clickbait here. That was aaaawful... Looking forward to the next one ❤

[@Pfillep]

blazed math: 1/4 of the map is 33% of the map

[@AnonXio]

your worst wipe ever? Iv seen some pretty bad ones - but you know what my friend. I dont care I need this content at this point in the week. Not being parasocial. just empathetic human. Nice to see your work, you go man

[@Jawlkgly]

Good video bartholomew rust

[@z.thomasmusic]

Why do Fred sound like Kristofferson from fantastic Mr fox tho

[@VVS.2200]

bro got a crome dome lol 28:03

[@keepanopenmindlookatallthe2540]

Saw the title and thought, "this is every wipe for me" Lol

[@Rian-vp9xl]

how dare you disrespect beans on toast that is a true british classic...

[@Too_many_thoughts]

We need too take blaze back to history class

[@ladybug591]

First time I've seen someone have a go at that monument with just a bow and next to no armor - I often watch the chads too. Good for you - quite well done, it's nice to see. Face the bow of the dinghy into the waves next time - steady as she goes matey. Regards.

[@AlexJoneses]

Blazed mic quality always hits different

[@srsly3602]

Is it just me or was his voice like turning down and up at the beginning

[@youtubehandle102]

Literally unwatchable

[@xalo4563]

I’m not trying to be rude but did anyone notice at 5:20 he said he ran 1/4th of the map 33.3% of the boat spawns but isn’t 1/4th= 25% 😂😂

[@jordanhodges3529]

"Official vanilla rust" Gets 4 sewing kits out of a white barrel.

[@beefster1882]

not that late into wipe but everybody has turret bases and cars lol

[@SnowInAthens]

That’s normal lmao

[@KeijonAutoVuokra]

Barrels are all the same loot wise, you get 3 or 4 sewing kits.

[@ImNotSoLegit]

You can get 4 sewing kits out of a barrel on vanilla tho?

[@jordanhodges3529]

Alright I’ll be the one to admit that you CAN get 4 sewing kits from a barrel at a 8%, blazed just got lucky. Still hires paid actors tho

[@TheBondyboy]

Watching Blazed kills brain cells

[@sols5667]

such a good title, bad wipe= bad video (often) still i clicked on the vid, well what a nice surprise! Blaze never fails to entertain!

[@yellow9868]

1:19:50 the google into google strat is crazy

[@brandonbeauchamp9166]

watched the whole video CERTIFIED BLAZED CLASSIC

[@kalvinastrov1633]

26 seconds after upload and I can confirm this is a blazed rust classic

[@marshal000]

daddy blaze with another banger

[@deviantntskink7244]

After his gambling addiction blazed went thru all stages of grief so fast haha

[@Dark-Mysterys]

56 minutes in and i realise its fred plays poker wipe, only true fans know

[@jordanmurley1783]

Dude I’ve been sick so long 3 blazed videos have come out😭

[@bigcgamingarchive5509]

Hello blaze as someone from the parrt of the USA that your friend was talking about I can say their is an England. It's called new England and it was part of the original 13 states. I beleave theirs 6 maybe 7 states. But back when newel England was found all the states where under Massachusetts

[@moon_ember1646]

Average blazed wipe without fredplayspoker

[@goodboymonke799]

watching blazed in english class rn

[@nastika888]

hey when i can catch u doing a live stream? i cant find any time on twitch for example!

[@Blazedrust]

I don’t really do live streams anymore - once or twice a year, when / if they happen it’s on twitch.

[@nastika888]

@@Blazedrustooh :( okay, thanks! hope u doing well! thx for the videos! are really exciting and funny! cheers

[@TheBeast-dl3zi]

@@Blazedrust how come? Seems a shame

[@TEETIMEE]

“We fought the French” -Blazed

[@foxfritter4389]

The ‘Let’s call Fred play’. ..it was certainly a play..

[@anthony_perez_33]

Anyone know the name of the song that starts at 1:25:00 , love the chill vibes :)

[@gmanx1193]

Can you still break the train cart to get the scrap back?

[@shanefoster5305]

Finally I feel like I don't suck as bad as I thought. I still suck... just not as bad. lol

[@TootyTootyPootPoot]

POV: ur going to watch this after school and eat a snack

[@zombiezen4205]

Your boat rocking was bc you parked parallel with the waves, use your front end to break the waves

[@Ceduce]

gotta be the first time blazed alt+f4s mid video and uploads it anyway

[@_jakefarley]

Clicking off when Dave joins us a true combo

[@markscott8356]

Yo blaze i used to work on the big fishing boat have the bow front of boat facing the wave it will be better