MARIO CANTONE & MELISSA GILBERT - Celebrity Autobiography

[@kerryoke68]

6 years later this STILL kills me.

[@crystala7x182]

SAME!

[@src3360]

Still here 12 years later!!

[@johannesbols57]

"Don't fuck with America's sweeheart!" I so thoroughly enjoyed this. Thank you.

[@bbqeatinbuckeye]

Gad! Mario is amazingly funny and his comedic timing is spot on. Killer talent.

[@mariahrose210]

This was amazing. I wish he could read me all of my books.

[@dindersoukourian9656]

THIS GUY NEEDS HIS OWN SHOW> GIVE IT TO HIM NOW!!!! This is too funny--brilliant!!

[@lucilleandbbking2915]

I couldn't stop laughing at his comedic timing. I would buy his entire celebrity bio audios or videos. So talented.

[@NosyHausfrau]

He made this a masterpiece of comedy. LOL With that shaking "You don't FUCK with America's Sweetheart."

[@ioy6891]

He's hilarious!

[@countach27]

He has a very beautiful voice when he impersonates male characters

[@Persephonie22]

Mario Cantone is so damn hilarious in this reading. =o)~

[@juliachild834]

He's so funny. And to the person that said the "people who are enjoying this are haters, make fun of your own life," that's not true---it's just hilarious to see the seriousness with which celebrities treat themselves exposed as the same lunacy every one else goes through. Gosh, they walk around acting like brain surgeons---it's acting. Shirley Temple did a perfectly fine job and she was four...

[@NatashaY94]

"...with that, we were back together." LMAO. Biggest WTF moment of this reading: Little Laura Ingalls had Warren Beatty's home phone number?! Who would have thought that Warren Beatty and a teenage Melissa Gilbert were buddies!

[@fleurgi]

I'm pretty sure Rob Lowe once said that Warren slept with Melissa or something. She apparently reminded him of Natalie Wood.

[@deb310red]

@@fleurgi Melissa Gilbert played the Natalie Wood role in a 1981 TV film remake of "Splendor in the Grass."

[@thomascrown6422]

2:55 "EXCUSE ME, I said." That's where I laughed out loud.

[@waiter1971]

that deep voice was hot.

[@sallymjmj750]

And she calls Melissa Sue Anderson and Shannon Doherty mean and crazy! I always - and apparently, correctly - suspected the wacko one was MG.

[@HaloHamstur]

This guy should be the guy that reads like science books on the recorded tape that be the shit

[@alwaysending]

ha, this is great Mario...

[@kerryoke68]

I love this guy. He is beyond hilarious. I could NOT stop laughing at this. lol classic

[@lbfyf]

he's so fuckin hilarious!!!!

[@trblbass]

My sides hurt!

[@treasurechest2951]

I need Mario Cantone narrating books for my bedtime stories NOW!!

[@gmr2broadway]

Amazing

[@that_girl555]

Mario needs to read the Delta Gamma sorority sister email. Seriously. Make it happen!

[@ragantate3995]

That was a no no eating up that sea shell bullwhip and I'm guessing warren had to be her God father or something.

[@ragantate3995]

Auto correct, that was bull shit LOL

[@jennym2276]

what does Warren Beatty have to do with this?

[@byounghusband]

I actually liked the book lol

[@Lilmusicman13]

Mario is hot in my opinion. It's just a shame queens are not my type.

[@sweeney60]

i think they did a movie together.

[@croguy]

@sacapiloa Look up the word comedy in the dictionary. :-)

[@MB3Productions]

Funny Rump Ranger.

[@boogie504]

@countach27 LOL