Little Britain - Carol Beer 3

[@moominmay]

“Computer says no” became the most quoted phrase in offices throughout Britain overnight because of Walliams and Lucas - so simple it was genius lol

[@krabby-patty]

You mean, "Computer sez no"

[@atzimtzum]

Worldwide. Greetings from Germany. Computer sagt nein.

[@vinto34]

Same in new zealand when you need to access a service ...computer says no.

[@WiseWarriorsPath2]

today's insanity folks.

[@davepowell7168]

@@atzimtzum 😆

[@SuperBC10]

Literally EVERY receptionist in the UK today. How prophetic.

[@whitecollarhater9727]

Worldwide 😅😂🤣

[@happyandblessed5640]

Yes LOL!!!!

[@alexalexandersen5198]

wowo

[@blondie9422]

@@whitecollarhater9727 Especially medical receptionists

[@sophie.1]

Right 💯 😂

[@DorkJedi96]

Age? Nearly six. You're five.

[@MaxiRSilva]

Stay five then.

[@lukey90876]

MaxiRSilva Say*

[@jomama05]

Stay five implies kindness which carol has none of. It’s “say five then”

[@Artey86]

@YayIt'sNina * Why would it be stay ? Of course it's say lol

[@hitman1219]

“Address?”

[@fintonmainz7845]

Would someone explain to hospital staff that this is a comedy sketch and not a training video.

[@whitecollarhater9727]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@harryboy3305]

This isn’t comedy . Must try harder.

[@tinamuller3189]

😂😂

[@ecm84ee]

😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂

[@sophie.1]

😂😂😂

[@oneloveonelifeman]

As a delivery driver I can honestly say, Carol Beer exists

[@SnakeKoRn]

.... computer says noooo..

[@NOIA0211]

😂😂😂 congrats

[@marilson84]

@@JupiterThunder the backbone of any GP surgery in the country lol

[@MitchBurns09]

Yes but then there's times where there needs to be. 😀

[@kimsherlock8969]

Horrendous

[@ok-jw8px]

"do u have any complaint forms?" "i've run out"

[@christianmaximoff3035]

beYondpSychiC Big surprise

[@ABAlphaBeta]

Cronas

[@leahhibberd4614]

Okay😚 let me kiss you😏

[@Slayocklock]

Ye I know lolll

[@ALLMETAL1970]

I wonder why

[@sanl9645]

I watched it a billions of time and I still can't watch without crying. he is the best.

[@munkustrap79]

me too

[@Repented008]

Absolute best. How can Matt pull both an American _and_ English accent so perfectly? These guys need to open a university of acting. Seriously.

[@MT-qs8pr]

Matt??

[@MyVideoPage]

Carol : the video's got 3M views :)

[@alextw13jf]

I laugh every time I watch Carol Beer, so funny, so British, both the humor and the character, David Williams is brilliant...

[@butwhyok5715]

alextw13jf *Walliams

[@AceripXF]

alextw13jf agreed

[@scypio8191]

@@butwhyok5715 🤦‍♂️

[@butwhyok5715]

@@scypio8191 yeah I am so cool and way more important and epic B)

[@eclark3849]

And so true

[@NaveedNaheedMusic]

A) Very helpful B) extremely helpful C) F**king helpful

[@connorwatson7823]

Lol the kids face after she said that 😂

[@imirosephillips]

NaveedNaheed Music c

[@bradleyadams6590]

NaveedNaheed Music C forever

[@gamingdancingawesome953]

FUCKING HELPFUL XD

[@vin4577]

NaveedNaheed Music C all around

[@terrilea3348]

i think david walliams is my favourite person on this planet okay bye

[@KanoonKaPitara]

terrilea Computer says 'no'😁

[@froggreen2067]

And Tig Notaro

[@caitlincrossing5045]

Ya it's david

[@iskagetti]

Wait the receptionist is David Williams?

[@ellieevans3059]

•møøn _edits• yh

[@continuousself-improvement1879]

If Carole Beer can keep finding jobs, there is hope for all of us. 😆

[@simonwalker6689]

Its not even a comedy sketch anymore, it's just about the level of service you get from these sort of people these days, including the flipping questionaire

[@Soturi92]

Simon Walker maybe if people had respect over the phone they wouldn’t get disrespected back. 9 out of 10 people act like complete jackasses cause they hide behind the phone. Add the fact that wages have not budged in almost a decade and voila, you get shit service cause you’re all pieces of shit that take your frustration out on someone who you do not know. I have had melanoma (cancer) removed, my gallbladder removed, and bipolar disorder. Yet I still answer the phones where I work as nicely as possible.... But most of you people don’t care. You just want someone to kiss your ass like you’re the ruler of an empire. What goes around comes around.... bitch.

[@tacosmexicanstyle7846]

Jacob Smith that's entirely America's affair, most the U.K. and EU doesn't get that type of shit because people are paid better and looked after by EU worker laws such as minimum wage and guaranteed annual leave

[@itfan42]

Yes it is shut up

[@babayaga3866]

@@Soturi92 I think your bi-polar medication needs adjusting.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

You know that's a deliberate strategy by companies, right? They threw out "the customer is always right" and shut down direct contact. If the customer can't get through to complain, they can't ask for a refund!

[@priscillathompson960]

Man I miss little Britain. Use to love this show

[@chriscalvert5887]

The woke cancelled it

[@efolinsky]

@@chriscalvert5887 fuck I’m woke and I miss it

[@eleanorhogan8643]

​@@chriscalvert5887Sorry I am probably going to seem really stupid here but what does woke mean?

[@mschoy1597]

@@eleanorhogan8643 It means a social justice warrior. They see everything as bad or look for the bad in everything and find fault - especially racism - in everything and so everything becomes OFFENSIVE.

[@eleanorhogan8643]

@@mschoy1597 Right, thank you for the information. Woke people sound stupid.

[@abrathekadabra4297]

Why has carol beer not turned into a meme yet?

[@suzannenichols6900]

Abra The kadabra Computer says, "Nooooo.."

[@victoriasaper1625]

+Suzanne Nichols LMAO 😝

[@daeph123]

Why has Carol Meme not turned into a beer, yet? Computer says: "NO ..."

[@waste428]

@@daeph123 I hate u

[@charliesnake9601]

@@waste428 i hate you both

[@lewdogzombies]

Asking a 5 year old girl if she wants a double hip replacement is the funniest thing ever 😂😂

[@knightgaming.42]

I think you mean, a nearly six year old

[@annalisavajda252]

I doubt the Lloyds thought so.

[@iWASiAMiWILLALWAYSbe]

Do You Want The Double Hip Replacement Or Not? 😅

[@SongJLikes]

That old man at the end NAILED the turn to leave the receptionist desk… I can’t even explain how perfect that was. Gold. True distain.

[@Mbmism]

Carol is the embodiment of every GP receptionist in the UK 😂😂

[@Sara.Rose.]

Yeah why are they like that? 😆🤬

[@KripaWilliams]

And in the US too 😂

[@broderhjalmar]

And the rest of the world.

[@91bpatrick]

@@broderhjalmar Not really in Australia, but they can be snappy. Never like Carol though.

[@enkisdaughter4795]

And quite a lot of hospital receptionists too😂

[@d.pharmbot2092]

Doctor Seymour....doctor seeemoore? He's not respondin'.

[@ben.x]

D. Pharmbot On the telephone!

[@thejupiter2574]

+Jackie TheSlovakGirl The Ticketmaster says:"Nooooooo" :)

[@FriKuShAxP]

Maybe if you update your computer from windows 95 to windows 7,8,10 computer might say yeeeeeeeees

[@yaboyswifty7044]

He’s gone to get steamed hams

[@RaleighBecketGipsyPilot]

Who hasn't come into contact with a "Carol" while dealing with customer service people though?

[@daisy6545]

Computer says nooooo

[@eneedham789]

I AM Carol

[@clairefraser7200]

Plenty of times

[@kierangilly1]

Hotel owner at Alexander Hotel in Blackpool England.

[@alicia-hf6vy]

Computer says no

[@ronangallagher5271]

alicia nahhhh

[@christianmaximoff3035]

alicia I thought (s)he said "Appears there's not"

[@henrycrick4426]

Took the words right out of my mouth

[@leahhibberd4614]

hahahahhahahahhahahahah! yeah her computer said no hahahhah!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@timtreefrog9646]

I love it. Check out this montage of 'computer says no' from when Carol was a travel agent kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIa0mKeefthqpq8

[@aiberlane3390]

I hope I never have to deal with a Carol.

[@_cookie_6282]

Or a karen

[@gingerbear4597]

Computer say no

[@lola·̊-l9d]

or rita XD

[@cheesyminions]

I used to have a friend named Carol and how I wish I was never had to meet her in the first place tho. She behaved the same as that receptionist, lmao.

[@lbcthinkingoutloud3427]

There are so many carols

[@Harmonical1]

Done so many years ago and incredibly relevant TODAY! That is the true mark of great comedy.

[@Gobbbbb]

"Have you got any complaint forms?" "I've run out" 😂

[@alexpiva9672]

No matter how many times I watch this again, I always laugh till I cry. Pure genius.

[@eleanorhogan8643]

This is such a cleverly written character and so true.

[@stunninglad1]

Carol Beer is a fine receptionist.

[@dmf1301]

I love all her different jobs and how she treats people. I work in customer service, and she is actually an excellent training tool for me. Whatever she says and does, I just do the exact opposite! Sometimes I even think "what would Carol Beer do?", and then I try to picture what she would do and say... then I do or say the opposite out loud!! :)

[@Matrlipa]

dmf1301 excellent idea that lol

[@theblackstridersofficial2562]

She'd be overqualified for most reception jobs - far too helpful !!

[@pseudonayme7717]

In the UK she would win Customer Servant of the year with those skills 😆

[@homewithemma42]

Better than many

[@stonevaanhorne7667]

The funniest moment I have experienced in my life is when my son was whining for something and this random elderly lady leaned in and said, "Sorry. The computer says no." We did not know each other and I almost wet myself I was laughing so hard.

[@WizardOnAWhale7]

As a lifelong Pennsylvanian, this is pretty much what you can expect at most of our hospitals.

[@teralmiles]

How did you hear about your hospital?

[@JohnLee-pt5jz]

Glad I live in Australia lol.

[@groerhahn225]

"If Americans knew how attrocious their health care is, they'd be rioting in the streets"

[@ALLMETAL1970]

@@groerhahn225 it's free in Britain

[@fazole]

@@groerhahn225 It's not atrocious. My friend from Germany broke her arm and the scar looked like Captain Hook ripped open her arm and stitched it with fishing line! I had surgery on my spine and the scar looks like a wrinkle! There is a BIG problem in the US with unpaid healthcare being used by those who just came in with NO insurance. This means the hospitals shift the cost to those who can pay, therefore you get a bill for $500.00 for a "portable cooling care unit" which is actually an icepack! However, I didn't have to wait more than a week for surgery.

[@DCannonLive]

You really should have called us before you had your fall XD

[@AceripXF]

Daniel Cannon dies* lol

[@babygirl4039]

'how did u hear about the hospital' ffs😂😂😂😂😂

[@lmaooemelia4635]

Hajra Haych 😂😂😂

[@babygirl4039]

LolaGlimmerz! i cant even 😂😂😂

[@lmaooemelia4635]

Hajra Haych​ XD 😂😂😂😂

[@leahhibberd4614]

Fuck yeah 😆😆😆

[@SJMJ91]

"Do you have any complaint forms?" "I've run out." 🤣

[@seanjohn5236]

It's even funnier as this is exactly what hospital and doctor receptionists are like in England 😂 If it's January and your dying they say "hmm can't see you today.... is next June helpful?"

[@M123Xoxo]

Same with the US. Visits are scheduled weeks to months out.

[@martijnb5887]

Is that before or after the 350M£ additional funding for NHS?

[@pooletrainboy]

@@martijnb5887 Both before and after.

[@Pogouldangeliwitz]

In France you get admitted within 10 minutes. And pay almost nothing. Disadvantages of socialism.

[@suburbia2050]

So you probably arent exactly dying then

[@CRVideos-mp5cj]

OH, FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!

[@mooshyreindeer1160]

when old people cross the road and you in the car

[@mooshyreindeer1160]

+ThethirdLTG yeah your right so slow your like I should have just drove the car

[@ellabloy405]

Hi : )

[@Khourageously]

-_-

[@Khourageously]

.-.

[@LabradorLady]

Our doctors receptionists are annoyingly like this today (in 2022!). Matt & David must’ve seen the future with this one!!!

[@vordman]

I date back to the 70s and they've always been like that. The prerequisite for the job is that you hate people, especially when they're ill.

[@teresawilson3893]

You can’t go wrong with Brit’s humour it is absolutely the best!

[@zombiemom6701]

Every time my kids ask me to do something I don’t want them to do I’ll say in my best carol voice “computer says no”😂😂😂

[@enkisdaughter4795]

I worked as a Medical Secretary in the NHS for a number of years and whenever I had to phone the IT Department and they’d ask if the computer would allow me to do something, I’d reply “Computer says no!”

[@marisarodriguez3651]

I have to try it with my daughter 😂😂

[@valery6593]

"Computer says no" 😂😂 I'm going to start using this phrase at work! I love David 😂

[@TheFinalDirectorsCut]

Kind of late, kind of 18 years late?

[@JessicaMiller-pc4dj]

@@TheFinalDirectorsCut I'm hoping that this is sarcasm, but if not 😬.

[@timtreefrog9646]

I love it. Check out this montage from when Carol was a travel agent kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIa0mKeefthqpq8

[@teratoma.]

@@TheFinalDirectorsCut everything is cyclical michal

[@terrytownsend5583]

Have you been in a coma

[@thomassmiththekingbee]

The old lady is so kind and patient ❤. She's amazing ❤.

[@Anna8262]

I love this show! ☺️ Carol is so sweet, helpful and compassionate! 😳 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

[@grinningdarling]

He looks like Amy Farrah Fowler

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

Sharp observation.

[@xagent]

oh yeah)))

[@shaunmcguigan6202]

Computer says no

[@xagent]

so many variants for one phrase)))

[@GeoGamerArtistVlogger]

Eyyyyyy

[@DFlemming]

Carol exists all over the world! Seems to be a factory default for this type of person!!

[@mequable]

Carol is my favourite

[@Shwee113]

pastichka I connect with her on a spiritual level

[@thegreenmanofnorwich]

Carol, Linda, and Marjorie are all brilliant

[@DellaWatson-cz3mq]

Awwwwww, my sons birthday is in sept. He said to me the other day 'he's a little bit six' 🤣😆

[@evelynechevarrias9071]

I can see this 100 times and laugh like the first.LOVE WALLIAMS !

[@Fenixias]

"I had a pretty bad accident this morning - *shrugs*" xD

[@Ball4184]

En Taro Carol! ...*cough*

[@elyse4966]

Carol: What Your Address Kid: ... Carol: WHERE YOU LIVE Kid: With Mummy And Daddy Carol: Ughhh Mum: 1772 Lincion Road Carol: WE GOT THERE Me: 😂😂😂😂 I say that to my friends everyday I ask them a questions and then when they answer I say : WE GOT THERE xD 😂

[@JJ37_]

Lowkey_Elysexox "well say five then" :D

[@Stewards3]

People in America have guns. It would have been awesome to have seen that in an episode with Carol.

[@jsmasters77]

"I could but"!

[@Todo-1996]

Me when someone asks for the manager

[@AceripXF]

Popette Tartette the best lol

[@nathanielrussell7207]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@pcorf]

Computer says NOOOOO! .... It's a classic catchphrase from this show.

[@la-ia1404]

The fact Carol ran out of complaint forms was hilarous. Like how many fucking complaints are you getting a day lol.

[@eleanorhogan8643]

A lot I should think.

[@elliefleming559]

matt lucas does a fantastic american accent

[@derp195]

Definitely. The only real tell was that when he said "Graham", he said "gray-ham", but an American would have said "gram"

[@bathsalt79]

Little Britain sketches is the funniest in the entire youtube universe. 🤣🤣🤣

[@paranormalidiot]

"Oh your in luck!" (Looks hopefull) "i found a complaint form!"

[@Taketikushi]

I laughed so hard when she said it

[@peterjoyfilms]

I swear it's slower and dumbed down for an American audience...

[@danuk500]

***** Oh wow, I found you again. xD

[@peterjoyfilms]

***** You can't lose me :D

[@joey22306]

+Peter Joy I find it far better than SNL or any of the crap we have today. I am a US national and think its pure genius.

[@kelseyspringer72]

+Chat Moderator agreed

[@Charizarzar]

+Peter Joy Lol I still find it funny though. They probably wouldn't be able to get away with the kind of skits they do on the normal show

[@bernaclischurchill4463]

I worked for a hospital in PA. It is no fun, you truly wait as long as she says. The last patient was absolutely wonderful. She needed what he gave her at the end, all Carol Beer do.

[@lbcthinkingoutloud3427]

This is so real. We all have similar experiences in hospitals . Last time I took my cousin to the hospital as he received a letter for appointment. Went to the hospital receptionist she said sorry no appointment according to the computer. We then had to request an answer from the cardiologist who sent the letter.

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

omg that little girl is adorable I love her

[@hameythehamster]

+sinkiy Okkk...

[@redgenesect8444]

Wtf

[@aboyborninjune]

computer says.. eh yes.

[@darblez]

@@lewdogzombies just because someone says a child is cute doesn’t mean they’re a p3do

[@canobenitez]

@@darblez did someone say peter file?

[@kittykitkat4968]

The small girl spoke so sweetly, I'm living with mummy and daddy.

[@timojarun7830]

Sssssssooooooo pathetic

[@akinah3827]

Tooo bad she'll d.i.e

[@Crystal-HR]

Carol Beer's my fav too :) I love how unexpected and rude she always is! David plays her so brilliantly too!!

[@adamowen6226]

Carol beer definitely does exist all over the place

[@CourtneyPielok]

''IF you want to develop secondary infections in America, you have to pay for them.'' LOL

[@lukuscannon9697]

Computer says no it's been one of my favourite lines for years 🤣

[@terrytownsend5583]

You are probably as annoyingly as the expression

[@ellierosex3716]

I could but...*shrugs shoulders*

[@cavewisper7482]

(Softly)"Dr.Semor Dr.Semor! He's not responding" XDDD

[@孝支菅原-i3e]

Carol: MOVEEEEE Old man: *pulls out middle finger* *What an savage old man*

[@pothepanda3133]

"You should of call us before your fall" 😂

[@SeattleSandro]

"Computer says no," is a line I still quote to this day. Thank you Carol Beer!

[@MsTinkerbelle87]

I met someone like this today, they actually exist lol

[@candygirl1990]

Carol is like most shop assistants I have encountered. Totally unhelpful and the computer says no. Lol

[@malcolmclements9254]

This is so true. I have just had the full experience of my surgery's reception service.

[@pachhhanel]

I am a Bulgarian and I miss this Britain of merciless humour...

[@gregorynavarro3410]

"Would you say I was A: very helpful B: extremely helpful or C: f***ing helpful *audience laughing*😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@robbiemorrison7085]

Carol Beer (David Walliams) plays hospital and GP receptionists so well.

[@Maria-h1q6w]

PURE MASTERS OF COMEDY ❤ LOVE THEM😊

[@Sara.Rose.]

Absolutely! Spot on

[@Giveitaresssstt]

If you've never encountered a receptionist like God bless you

[@jonnygti]

The best one has got to be when the really old man with a zimmer frame slowly shuffles himself towards the desk and carols shouts out ''OHHH FOR FCKS SAKE'' hahahaha brilliant

[@gh-ve1dz]

jonnygti ahahhhaha love it. I feel do it sometimes but I bet isn't professional 😂

[@jonnygti]

you do it yourself? really? lol :-P

[@AceripXF]

Jonathan omg that was sooo funnny

[@AceripXF]

my fav part lol

[@SJMJ91]

🖕 😂

[@Todo-1996]

I think my job has turned me into a Carol Beer

[@emmacook112]

*shrugs*

[@harleyirwin5071]

"Would you just call the doctor please?!" "Doctor Seemore" 😂

[@rosspickering8193]

I can do an appointment in March… Morning or Afternoon? Literally my local GP surgery! 😂

[@MythicSuns]

this goes out to every american who thinks the british are good mannered and patient

[@catlikemeew]

Americans: we got the results: you have a fracture in your right arm, as well as an infection in an open wound on your finger. We’ll prescribe you some painkillers and some antibiotics. Aight that’ll be 1499 dollars. Meanwhile in the uk:

[@matthewvaughan8192]

If anything this is what makes Little Britain so quintessentially British. They pretty much break every rule of manner we British people tend to follow religiously

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

@@catlikemeew 1499 dollars is cheap for US healthcare...

[@VenusEvan_1885]

But British people are really nice especially people from Scotland

[@ALLMETAL1970]

@@VenusEvan_1885 I'm from Scotland, you are completely false.

[@lbunnygordon1133]

So brilliant love it when depressed start laughing❤❤❤ really does represent british so much in every way

[@dnbAyron]

the last one is just perfect lmao

[@driplord6058]

Oh for fuck sake 😃😃 move

[@connorwatson7823]

+EpicLionGamer Old man: 'sticks finger up' lmfao!! 😂😂

[@AceripXF]

Connor Watson 😂😂

[@lisacolbert5987]

Matt’s American accent is really good .

[@ambiebambiboo]

LOL

[@kulturfreund6631]

"Computer says noo." I love this guy. How did you hear about the hospital? How satisfied are you with the cleanliness of the hospital (on as scale from 1 to 10)?

[@timtreefrog9646]

I love it. Check out this montage of 'computer says no' from when Carol was a travel agent kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIa0mKeefthqpq8

[@dannyhbkrowson]

Do you have any complaint forms? I've run out 😂😂 fucking classic comedy

[@bettieneal8716]

The first skit with the little girl is the best one. We've all thought what Carol is saying, especially the bit about her age!

[@hesitant_alien_at-ur-service]

If you're an a hole yessss

[@akinah3827]

@@hesitant_alien_at-ur-service nah kids are trash

[@dorissoler1987]

5:12

[@codybear4you]

What’s hilarious is I have that blouse he’s wearing ! It was gifted to me from a friend. It’s a Ralph Lauren blouse. 😂

[@moominmay]

codybear4you lol that is funny!

[@johnhagans8116]

I think Carol works for my bank as a customer service rep. The bank made a mistake I called & the rep keep saying my systems says no. 😂

[@-svetlana-1198]

It looks like our new emergensy hospital .. but door to the hospital always locked, and you need to wait security, and behind "Carol" It's very sadly.

[@hamdiomar9103]

Imagine you have coronavirus and you need to talk to carol beer.

[@michaelharrison3602]

Imagine having anything wrong with you and having to deal with someone like this but it's not actually rare

[@terrytownsend5583]

Or if your Indian

[@jameslynch7826]

That is exactly how British public services and even companies work post covid. Online Compliance Computer says no At least this ones actually in the office!!

[@mfst100]

I am from Poland, and this would perfetcly fit image of Polish medical receptionist. Actually it feels better now that more western mations have to deal with the same issue.

[@chrisbarnett6362]

"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!" In all honesty if I was doing that job for that long I'd probably end up the same way xD

[@016329]

"You should've really called us before you had your fall!"

[@ellelouise2795]

They need to sort out that computer its so stubborn 😂😂😂

[@goldeneaglegaming2561]

Elle Louise phone says noooo

[@cameronspalding9792]

Maybe Carol is just typing Giberish

[@nicolasroqe]

- i LOVE you !

[@R0bertValentinefilms]

ROBERT VALENTINE FILMS loves Little Britain - my inspiration for my characters. Thank you for sharing this episode.

[@Apus100]

Grossartig!!! Engl. Humor is fantasic!!! greetz from germany!! Love this so muchu...

[@jamiebooth1797]

This is true EVERYWHERE!! now more than ever!

[@oliverstemp9132]

This is exactly like the receptionist at my local doctors

[@linchen008]

Like any local doctor's receptionist 😂

[@liamlewis9866]

Probably the funniest shows to ever grace the airwaves!