Mystery Dungeon, But It’s HORRIBLY Translated

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@streamtheshapeshiftingfox3659 Ай бұрын

Okay, here’s my attempt at the story. Grovyle and Dusknoir were in a relationship, but Grovel ended up cheating on Dusknoir with Solar. Dusknoir was so infuriated that he called up Dialga to handle the situation, only for Groville and Solar to come up with a horrible plan to end love itself so that they never get married in the first place. Said plan accidentally also made the planet paralyzed, which caused the Translation Tower to fall and permanently ruin Gfail’s name when spoken aloud. In revenge, Solar was sent into the past, and plunged into debt. After entering the past, Solar met Shrimp, a very rude and evil Pokemon that was, unfortunately, the only one who could properly cover Solar’s debt. Shrimp fell quickly in love with Solar and dragged them into a cult full of Pokemon aiming to bring about the mythical Wednesday, hiding as boy and girl scouts, bounty hunters, and even spies. While there were some benefits to joining the cult, like being able to shrug off death as a mild inconvenience, there were also drawbacks, like regularly being robbed by the corrupt Kitty Cat. Among the cult members are the very devout Sunflora detailing the doomsday in their blog, and White, a gay Christian who has an unseen boyfriend but is in love with Dusknoir anyway. After obtaining sins and lies, selling them, and dealing with a very wasted Drowzee, the Spinda Cafe starts up, where Unloved drinks themself into a coma every night and Spinda puts very dubious items into their drinks. Meanwhile, Dugtrio is planning on taking over the cult, but none of their plans work, probably because they just keep talking to themself on the cliff. On one mission for the cult, Shrimp, Solar and White start a band, but it doesn’t last long. Instead, Shrimp tries to murder Solar, out of their sheer “love”. Grovyla uses a time machine (disguised as a Wi-Fi router) to return to the past to complete their original plan, using the power of the rest of the time machines from the lake guardians to erase love. Dusknoir returns to the past as well, and everyone hopes for them to bring about the end of the world in Wednesday. However, Dusknoir wants to give Grovil one more chance by trying to re-marry them, only for Green to cheat AGAIN. Dusknoir snaps and tries to kill them, but instead they go back to the future of Wednesday with Solar and Shrimp. Shrimp finds out about the initial plan between Solar and Grove, but given their murderous tendencies, they’re not one to talk. Eventually, after making it back, Solar, Shrimp, and Gavel decide to have a threesome. Grovylis then leaves a lewd drawing and Shrimp dies offscreen, but comes back. Their remains remain trapped, however, and Kitty Cat needs that corpse for Wednesday. They find it and summon Lapras, who brings Wednesday about, upon which Dusknoir’s voice is finally fixed, and Dirty falls in love with them all over again, and they finally remarry. Solar suddenly realizes that their debts have been paid, and decides to call up Dialga to kill both Shrimp and themself, but Shrimp defeats Dialga first. So instead, they plan on self-destructing, which overrides the cult’s ability to resurrect members, but Shrimp does the first good thing in their life by convincing Solar not to kill themself. Instead, they break up and Solar goes to therapy, and Shrimp tries to learn to atone for their many, many sins.

@CrAzYdAvE676 Ай бұрын

Apparently you and I had the same idea lol

@kangelenjoyer Ай бұрын

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

@jonolivier9126 Ай бұрын

Now _this_ is how you write a movie.

@DanteHizurotheLucario Ай бұрын

What. The fuck. Did I just read

@DanteHizurotheLucario Ай бұрын

I read throigh all pf that. And I regret it. Well. Not REGRET it. But it did NOT stick

@unlikelygamer Ай бұрын

The way "Dinner" kept saying "...lol" at the end of every sentence was so funny

@FireIsAmazing Ай бұрын

“drop the money lol” is still one of my favorite lines

@FluffyCurry Ай бұрын

@FireIsAmazingThis was the best lol

@SiebayPlays Ай бұрын

I like how the whole progression of the storyline is basically Shrimp forcing himself onto Solar, and when Solar didn’t reciprocate, Shrimp turned sociopathic.

@sherclopholmes6317 Ай бұрын

Hi Solar! It was so much fun voicing Dentist, Safe Harbor, Solar Flora, Blue, even YOU and more I'm forgetting! I hope Solar has a good therapy session :)

@reishinsama Ай бұрын

Shrimp being Garbage Waste.. so lore accurate

@FireIsAmazing Ай бұрын

it was rude initially but so incredibly fitting once we learned what kind of person he was

@FluffyCurry Ай бұрын

2:15:43 If you've already seen the other episodes, this one is the beginning of the final episode after the last one that was released.

@Dumblitclub Ай бұрын

Thanks for all the laughs, definitely one of my favorite badly translated romhacks, can't wait to see what other stupid adventures Solar and Shrimp will go on

@FluffyCurry 29 күн бұрын

We deserve the post-game

@EeveeHawkFan Ай бұрын

I'd love to see you guys do the Grovyle / Dusknoir special episode if anything, I get doing all of the post-game is basically doing the entire game again haha

@AuraXalaiv Ай бұрын

Therapy session went pretty good

@10meisterballe Ай бұрын

Translation Tower is objectively the best thing that ever happened in this game.

@pyritenightmare Ай бұрын

For anyone wondering, "I came!" comes up so often in these translations because it's "Come on!" - a phrase that doesn't actually make much sense taken literally. It also means different things depending on the situation, from "Let's go!" to "Hurry up!" to "Follow me!" just in one meaning, while also possibly meaning "Are you serious?!" or "No way!" Because of how much it varies, the literal meaning is the most "universally" accurate and is the translation you receive, even though it's nonsense, leading to this weird consistency across different multi-translated media.

@BakaTaco 11 күн бұрын

Your editing is one of the highlights of the video, I found myself laughing in real life a number of times, it's hilarious! Getting your friends to voice characters made this video even more funny. It must have taken a fair bit of time to put together, so thank you for making such a hilarious video, and making us all laugh. I love Mystery Dungeon, badly translating it was such a terribly good idea. Maybe at some point, you could badly translate it and randomize the Pokemon? I've played the game with random NPC and dungeon Pokemon and it's really fun. Creates some funny moments too, especially when a main character is randomized to something completely out of place. Anyways, AWESOME content, Solar, I loved it.

@Solargress 11 күн бұрын

@@BakaTaco thank you!

@brendon_stuff Ай бұрын

It's crazy how when this series started, I was starting my senior year of high school, and now, on the day that you released this video, I just completed my first semester of college

@somerandomguyintheinternet Ай бұрын

"A smile is miles away" goes so hard ngl.

@funfactmaker4924 29 күн бұрын

The sableye is a anti grind mechanism the creator added,it will give infinite golden beads

@DraptorRonin Ай бұрын

So in the end, Dialga gave Solar the power to do... something, and Solar considered using this power to destroy Shrimp once and for all. However, he realized that by using this power, it would destroy himself, too, and just before detonating the power bestowed onto him, Solar showed a moment of mercy, perhaps realizing "No, I'm better than this. If I kill Shrimp now, then I'll become the very monster I set out to destroy", and instead used this power to teleport himself to the Hidden Land Therapy-Rehabilitation Center, where Solar could receive counseling and sanctuary away from Shrimp. Months pass, and Solar has made great strides in their mental wellbeing, and upon being discharged, immediately relapses and goes back to Shrimp. The day is saved, Safe Harbor Inc. is forced to figure business plans for Thursday onwards, The Spinda cannibalistic-sex-cult Cafe continues to operate by serving their patrons drinks made of bodily fluids and other guests (who had been quietly whisked away to the back room when no one was looking), Grovyle and Dusknoir re-amend their relationship, and Unloved the Pachirisu found out his wife wasn't cheating on him after all. Merry Christmas Two.

@sparkoflife5720 Ай бұрын

The fact that the Chatot voice sounds really similar to James is just the funniest thing to me

@funnygamer361 Ай бұрын

This series is definitely one of the best Google Translated playthroughs

@tateduffy4077 Ай бұрын

Thank for playing this. This has helped me get through the year

@chloge Ай бұрын

this series was absolute peak

@Solargress Ай бұрын

Thank you so much for the donation!

@robxy Ай бұрын

I really loved this series and I hope we get to see the post game content of this hack.

@sorrowfulrose3082 Ай бұрын

Honestly this series was such a ride and so much fun thanks for sharing the laughs and story (Palkia trying to kill shrimp in post game now makes much more sense)

@herowatcher8403 Ай бұрын

Oh my gods this is so funny! I’ll never look at Explorers of Sky the same way ever again.

@Tetraphobe49 Ай бұрын

Thanks for all the laughs, this is definitely my favorite video 2024.I'm looking forward to what awaits us on this channel in 2025

@CrAzYdAvE676 Ай бұрын

Lore explained: We begin with the marriage of twilight and dirty, though, dirty gets fed up with twilight because he can’t remember his name and lost his sexy voice, he cheats on twilight with solar. When twilight discovers that dirty cheated on him, he uses the power of the government to make a world where couples can’t exist. Before twilight can accomplish this, dirty and his new spouse solar escape to the past with the often forgotten Time Machine. Somehow separated from his love, solar wakes up on the beach where shrimp greets him with an alarming conversation. After a confrontation with somehow the most normal couple in coffee and dentist, they go to safe harbor’s guild to form a spy, boy/Girl Scout, company, team. Side note: shrimp is obviously in love with solar but he’s so bad at hiding this he covers it up by lashing out at solar, who maybe catches on though it’s unclear if they became an item. After the future shenanigans ensue, Solar finally reunites with his long lost love, though they don’t recognize each other because solar’s memory is gone and dirty might have some mild prosopagnosia. When they finally do recognize each other and return to the present, Dirty confesses that he wanted to stop the flow of time, possibly because nobody could say his name right. Solar, Shrimp, and Dirty have a threesome and maybe become a throupple while resolving to create a world where their weird love fantasy can flourish I think. Until the fated reunion between twilight and dirty, where upon getting his sexy voice back the three conspire to kill shrimp. However after all is said and done, it turns out this was all a therapy session for shrimp. On the real, loved this play through and I hope to see more from you soon. This series made my week

@vossboss220 Ай бұрын

legitimately can't handle this story😂

@unlikelygamer Ай бұрын

Still a better love story than twilight

@10meisterballe Ай бұрын

Yeah, twilight just got cheated on 😢

@gengarzilla1685 28 күн бұрын

Literally true this time.

@thedailybrowser5951 Ай бұрын

Genuinely a ton of fun to watch, everything's better with a goofy crew.

@B3313fan 27 күн бұрын

This is one of my favorite videos ever

@Xanderanium Ай бұрын

this is peak, and only peak

@sallyparty1978 Ай бұрын

Spinning Shinx will be on my memory for a while...

@XmodxgodX Ай бұрын

For reference this video was uploaded Thursday December 19th. As of right now next Wednesday is Christmas.

@theinternetshavecome1640 14 күн бұрын

Which one, Christmas 1 or 2?

@alexread6767 Ай бұрын

Im pretty sure Bidoof usually says "gosh" and "golly," which are based off using "god" as an exclamation, so they kept translating to religious things

@RainbowIsDark Ай бұрын

This is insane level of dedication

@İahz-w5m Ай бұрын

This will make my night

@Gobl_943 Ай бұрын

Oh, the post game is so much more chaotic! Hopefully, we can see some streams for it soon!

@Vax-fg2ks Ай бұрын

I played this game years ago when it came out, and so it's very nostalgic to me. Seeing it in this light is hilarious, thanks for the laughs

@QueenTigress 3 күн бұрын

"I'm crying"... Me too lmfao

@nebuleon Ай бұрын

54:03 oh hey, Lake Nebulon! I've been there, it's a very clean beach and an enjoyable time lol

@unavioncon1422 Ай бұрын

This is a masterpiece

@unavioncon1422 Ай бұрын

Oh thanks for the heart Solar, i'm french and i followed all the episodes. I laugh so hard to all the strange sentences and to the dubbing ! (i cried because i laugh so much)

@artetomate Ай бұрын

YESSSSSS! the entire playthrough was so fun i loved this series

@kingcrysanthos Ай бұрын

YIPPEE!!

@sip9549 Ай бұрын

Gonna miss this series... :

@Flarztheburningsoul Ай бұрын

Does this romhack cover the postgame, and if it does? Are you all going to down the line play the post-game on the channel?

@Solargress Ай бұрын

@@Flarztheburningsoul it does and it does special episodes. If I do it itll be a whole other big video

@shootymcshootfacekoff7972 Ай бұрын

Wooooooooooooo!

@teamchaos5101 Ай бұрын

I can't wait to see what crimes Shrimp will commit in the post game

@gengarzilla1685 11 күн бұрын

I hope Dirty and Twilight get couples therapy in their special episode.

@Undydamon Ай бұрын

I hope there one day will be badly translated versions of the other PMD games (especially Gates cuz I rly like that one-) also because these videos have made me cry laugh countless times lmao

@StarLight72267 Ай бұрын

Cant wait for the next google translated series

@mac9365 7 сағат бұрын

I almost died laughing, like actually. Religious Bidoof caused me to inhale a meatball and choke. I adore this video, might be the most I've laughed on KZbin ever

@HootiniProductions Ай бұрын

This was beyond hilarious! Really made my day!

@oreo10102 Ай бұрын

This video is so good but I have to watch in 20 minute bursts because I can feel my brain rotting watching google translate humor

@Soloritude Ай бұрын

Solar, Shrimp, GFAIL and Wiggletoft saved the day

@Vax-fg2ks Ай бұрын

Wiggletoft? Wait, isn't that The Wobbler?

@VigilTheProtogen Ай бұрын

1:29:43 Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy…

@Techyena Ай бұрын

Do you guys think you’ll do the special episodes? /genq (Not postgame though that will be painful and long…. Unless yall feel like it would be fun lmao)

@Solargress Ай бұрын

@@Techyena no clue

@B3313fan 27 күн бұрын

Solar is a really good voice actor

@Gagafreak92 Ай бұрын

Never laughed so hard for years and for 3 hours straight. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's a better story than the OG one, with a lot of comings, a lot of satan stuff and a lot of names for Grossvylle, Celebrities and Dialysis. Luv it, makes me wanna come and cry at the same time. ❤️

@shinyhero306 Ай бұрын

This is a certified shrimp moment

@inkmare6604 Ай бұрын

Im watching this while eating, this is a bad idea lol

@MirrorHall_Clay Ай бұрын

it was very fun to watch the videos as they came out, and it was very fun watching the series again. ...i've already watched this whole video several times. lol! (also, do you plan on doing the post-game and episodes? or is this gonna be it?)

@Solargress Ай бұрын

Not sure! glad you like the video though :)

@twojastara4390 Ай бұрын

the saga is complete!! 🙏

@sponsorhudson2976 Ай бұрын

52:08 Wow Solar you’re light

@Solargress Ай бұрын

@@sponsorhudson2976 im like 150-156 now 🤷 🤷🤷

@mango8995 Ай бұрын

Holy moly this man is beautiful

@memethornislowkeysad8987 Ай бұрын

LETS GOOO I HAVE ANOTHER LONG VIDEO TO REPEATEDLY WATCH NOW 🙏🙏🙏

@gengarzilla1685 28 күн бұрын

I hope Dirty and Twilight get some couples therapy in Special Episode 5.

@Josiethegamingmew Ай бұрын

You looking for more people to voice stuff like this? I would be willing (this is a joke but honestly it would be so fun)

@Klatski Ай бұрын

peak-mon

@Kawaiitwo Ай бұрын

2:18:27 Most of the game:

@alexread6767 Ай бұрын

Wait you're the same person who did the pokemon sound font things

@Solargress Ай бұрын

@@alexread6767 yes :)

@Dragon_David 28 күн бұрын

I laugh a lot from those weird translations! My absolute favourite mistery dungeon game is the Mistery Dungeon Gates of Infinity for 3ds. Can you please ruin that game too with those translations, please? I want to know what it will be like. (Actually, thats also the only mystery dungeon game i managed to get to the ending of it)