What Does A 300 Year Old Pirate Feast Look Like?

[@wcrb15]

The Josh and Emily episode are pure chaos and I'm here for it.

[@cheyannelaliberte2731]

Anytime I see a video with these 2 together, I get so excited. They make my day

[@omgscottie]

chaotic good 😊

[@hello19700]

Yes. I love these videos.

[@AdamFloro]

The shtick is kind of old, but I watch out of loyalty anyway.

[@codypendragons]

Yeah yeah I have no idea how I stumbled on this and it doesn't even feel like KZbin. Just feels like a chaotic partnership between two fairly enjoyable people making a mess and running a muck.

[@EldurThePaladin]

I love how Emily isn't here to cook or help Josh cook. She's here because we all love her insanity paired with Josh's.

[@BillyReb]

I cannot say for certain that this episode of mythical kitchen is the most ridiculous one ever, but it's definitely right up there though. And I enjoyed every moment of it. PIDGEON PEGGING PIRATES!

[@rorytippett8345]

Did they drink from daddy's cup lol

[@BillyReb]

@@rorytippett8345 there it is, that's the one lol

[@jgarofalo8813]

Have you seen the recreation of Elvis’s wedding cake?

[@anonymous_4276]

The poor pegged pigeons!

[@anufoalan]

I don’t know the Disney one was pretty messed up too

[@kriscain6089]

The eyepatch thing is actually so their eyes are pre-adjusted to the dark, so if they get attacked they can just switch the eyepatch to the other eye and BOOM NIGHTVISION. I actually had to wear an eyepatch for a play once so I know this works, a little too well almost (its a little weird walking to your car at night with one eye adjusted and one eye not adjusted, all im saying).

[@ChrissieBear]

It was specifically to be able to see below deck, since was pretty dark down there even during the day.

[@ohrats731]

The first time I had one eye adjusted and one not I though I was having some sort of brain malfunction lol. Turned out to be just me looking at my bright phone screen while lying down and one eye was covered by my pillow 😂

[@realityreport79]

fun fact: Submarine officers who man the periscopes still wear eyepatches to keep one eye night adjusted. Raising the periscope increases the risk of detection, which they want to avoid at all times. So with one eye night adjusted they can immediately make whatever observation they need to do and lower the periscope again.

[@floyd2386]

I had eye surgery back in 2011 and had to wear a patch over my eye. Whenever I had to take it off to change it or to put drops in, if I didn't turn down the lights, it was very intensely bright. And that ladies and gentlemen is why pirates yelled "YARGH!"

[@cheese4987]

As someone who spends hours on their phone at night with only one eye open (idky i close one eye when im in bed on my phone ok), can confirm that it works pretty well. When i wanna get up, i just open the closed eye and close the previously open one. When i want to trip tf out and be scared im losing my eyesight, i open both

[@Brasc]

Might I suggest recreating the Funerary Feast of King Midas, 8th Century BCE? Archaeologists discovered Midas' tomb in 1957 and scientists and paleobotanists determined the foods that were present, including a beer that was recreated and is sold today as Midas Touch beer.

[@r.m.miller]

My favorite part of this series is that Emily doesn't try to keep up the bit constantly. It makes it even funnier 😂😂😂

[@kayliedawn4596]

Josh really acted like his hardtack wasn't a flaccid mess like Gordon Ramsay pretending his grilled cheese was melted

[@jimmytrejo7773]

I want a response josh!!

[@heliumsartist2759]

ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES JOSH!!! I demand a video of Gordon Ramsey calling Josh out like he called Gordon out

[@Yamichou]

I think it needs to sit out in open air to get rock hard but LOL you're 100% right it was clearly limp

[@rosemali3022]

I really wanted Max Miller's hard tavk clip to play right then and show him how it's really done.

[@alexxander966]

Hardtack?? I thought he was saying heart attack the whole time. I was wondering what about flour and water would cause heart attacks

[@Dr.JeremyDunks]

"Yeah, this is problematic oatmeal." I love Emily so much.

[@madelinegarber7860]

Bruh so many college kids were probably like write that down write that down!

[@chefjessmythicalbeast]

Y’all need to give Emily her own chef shirt, she has certainly become a great part of the team I love these Josh and Emily collaborations. So much energy 🙌😁

[@theunigamer194]

So much chaos.

[@37thraven]

We'd almost never see the shirt though, because it'd always be buried under some zany costume!

[@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484]

This felt like a Good Mythical Evening episode that slipped out.

[@valentindimarco65ta89]

Does that exist?

[@adamant9819]

@@valentindimarco65ta89 it’s an R rated episode they’re gonna stream on their website in October

[@valentindimarco65ta89]

@@adamant9819 f u c k y e a h is it gonna be in a paid tier?

[@queenb1119]

@@valentindimarco65ta89 You have to buy a ticket. They go on sale September 30th 😁👍

[@aliviaguynes1401]

Agreed lol

[@gl15col]

Oh the Shrek accent; "Where's me grog, Donkey?" And the manatee comment. Josh, you are just killing me. "Pegging Pigeon Pirates"; a great band name.

[@bobd2659]

And their first single..."Problematic Oatmeal"...

[@madelinegarber7860]

Lol the where’s me grog comment and the end had me dying.

[@nargris4048]

Either that or a pirate themed parody song of Scissorfights 'Blizzards, buzzards, bastards'

[@MrV4nd4l]

At least it wasn't pirates pegging pigeons...

[@QuitoQueso]

The eye patch thing, helping you to have an eye that's adjusted to the dark...can confirm it works. Anytime I go the bathroom at night, I'll keep one eye closed when the light is on. When I go back to the dark room, that eye can still see pretty well. Thanks pirates for making my nighttime pees less problematic.

[@carveylover]

I love how they had a 10 minuted conversation about pegging but never once mentioned docking. Josh got to talk about his manatees. It was fun.

[@hynixtrenon3774]

They actually did mention docking, just not in this episode

[@akilau]

Josh continuing to use the same knife after cutting into that undercooked chicken.. Salmonellagundi

[@harrisonthecarguy3734]

It adds *f l a v o u r*

[@TeaRex12]

I noticed that too lol

[@InvdrDana]

One can only hope they cooked that other set of meats they had and ate that instead. ^^;

[@Andays]

Not to mention the cooked meat being placed on the cutting board that had all of the raw meat. 😖

[@InvdrDana]

@@Andays Oh no, I didn't catch that one! D:

[@criticallol3039]

Remember the three P's to successful piracy: Pirates Pigeons Pegging

[@tss3393]

Don't forget the 4th one... *PAINUS!!!!!*

[@criticallol3039]

@@tss3393 hahaha nice throwback

[@reillymontgomery8999]

Pattlestar Galactica

[@goodyb0y556]

2 seconds in and Josh has screamed "Pegging" at my screen.

[@tickledtoffee]

40 seconds in and Emily is talking about her crack. This is gonna be a good one

[@justinsimoneau5140]

Josh BUSTED pretending his hard tack was actually hard, while Emily just rips it up with ease. 😂

[@nerdiconium1365]

Phrasing

[@It-me-gog]

Emily is just a gigachad

[@ohrats731]

Yeahhhh it looks like they didn’t plan for multiple days of dehydrating them so Josh just ran with it

[@AmazedbyGrace95]

It's because he tried using the mallet. He was just squishing it.

[@justinsimoneau5140]

@@AmazedbyGrace95 hardtack shouldn’t squish at all. They are literarily hard as bricks

[@kintx7926]

I just discovered Mythical Kitchen. As a foodie, I love the humorous and light-hearted approach to food and cooking whilst still being very informative and instructive. That said, Emily is an absolute comedic standout. She truly comes across as like one could easily imagine a totally unfettered and uncensored Lucille Ball would have been - and I do not say that AT ALL lightly. The woman is absolutely hilarious.

[@VTpieface1029]

Ok but like I want to hear Emily’s true attempt at an Aussie accent

[@maggotbitch]

I bet it's fabulous. I could hear parts of it shining through. God I love this woman

[@marianna3253]

@@maggotbitch she's a treasure

[@vincedibona4687]

Stop using “like” where it’s both incorrect and unnecessary. It makes you look unintelligent.

[@xtcharmed]

@@vincedibona4687 no one cares grandpa

[@joshhoehne8281]

Emily: I like pegging Josh: Yeah, try pegging! I died!

[@37thraven]

TIL Josh is all about free love baby. "Were all here for a good time!" Don't kinkshame the manatee lovers 😂

[@joshhoehne8281]

@@37thraven - Okay, now THAT is even funnier. Somebody call me a coroner!

[@Tasmanaut]

@@37thraven kinkshaming is absolutely BS. People with weird fetishes should absolutely be ashamed. It's not healthy or normal.

[@sterlingodeaghaidh5086]

Hard Tack? *Max Miller has entered the chat.* Also, Emily's accent is more accurate than most pirate movies, that pirate accent was becasue of one actor from england whith a regional dialect. Most pirates had an accent from the country they came from.

[@lordmuhehe4605]

Townsends has entered the chat. With nutmeg.

[@james0000]

@@lordmuhehe4605 Lots of nutmeg!

[@nellepolansky300]

Yep! Robert Newton, he is best known for his multiple portrayals of Long John Silver and other pirates in the 40s and 50s. He was born and raised in Shaftesbury, Dorset in the English West Country.

[@harrytodhunter5078]

You said at 17:10 that Francis Drake was basically an illegal pirate, but this is only half true. He was a “Privateer”, which is just a pirate but sanctioned by the Crown. So technically he was still a pirate, just legally.

[@izzyreal82]

I think all pirateering feels illegal when you're the piratee

[@spanner2114]

i live in the city he lived in and was pretty raised in, even have an island named after him.

[@just83542]

Many times they don't just stay on one side of the law. Circumstances change, and some privateers were hung for piracy.

[@harrytodhunter5078]

@@just83542 Sir Walter Raleigh, for example. Executed under James I because he did some piracy towards the Spanish, despite that being allowed under Elizabeth I.

[@Twisted_Rose96]

I love how a lot of the comments are giving love to Emily, her and Josh together are why I love these Past Food eps

[@XxThatGuyOverTherex1]

I was kinda hoping to see more people. I feel like it's been the Emily show lately and I feel that more crew members deserve the spotlight.

[@maggotbitch]

@@XxThatGuyOverTherex1 then they can get their own show. This is Josh and Emily's. Shush yer mouf kiddie lol

[@thebadpoet]

Seeing them serve broth without straining the bones and stuff out is making me weirdly nostalgic for my grandma, who made an incredible matzo ball soup which terrified me as a small child because the chicken stock had bones and aromatics in it which weren’t edible.

[@ohrats731]

You *can* eat them, it just won’t be pleasant 😂

[@jlim9411]

@@ohrats731 it’s all fun and games until you swallow a bone shard and puncture something important. LOL

[@jermsi2912]

Anyone else notice that usually Josh is the one making others laugh but when Emily is around he's the one doing the laughing?

[@marvinko6610]

I’m at that point where Emily in normal-human-mode just looks uncanny to me. Like something is off. Emily in a yeti costume however is totally fine. Does compute 100%

[@kitsterling8665]

Kinda hate how true this is, but cannot disagree at all. xD

[@madelinegarber7860]

Omg the last minute or two of this had me dying. Emily pretending to rob Josh and Josh’s accent gradually shifting as he gave his usual end of episode plugs was fantastic. Same with the shreck bit.

[@Hillk601]

I’ve always loved Emily but I feel like she has really come out of her shell when she does these shows with Josh! I really hope they do a segment together on Good Mythical Evening 🤞🏼

[@4xdblack]

My hometown used to have an educational civil war camp for kids that I'd go to. Every year they made Hardtack for us to eat. And every year I'd make the joke "More like *heart attack* , because that's what it'll give you if you try to eat it!" And every year it would absolutely slay. Then there was that one kid who polished his off over the course of the entire camp.

[@harrisonthecarguy3734]

*c r u n c h y*

[@roberthennel]

Emily, you are a true genius and one of the best comedians I have ever seen. Every single one of your performances makes my day. Thank you for that!

[@TrishaRyan]

Oh, my god. It's like they actually listened when we said we wanted to see more of Josh and Emily together.

[@chaoticlaserflounder]

I honestly love how much I learn from these episodes. It really gives you a unique insight into the past and other cultures. That’s one of the great things about food.

[@DTMOMusic]

To Answer Emily’s cabbage question, Cabbage actually does aid in digestion and that is why it is often served or used in foods in certain cultures in certain dishes :)

[@greythumbshenanigans559]

Oooh, so fermented cabbage is double good for stomach/digestion?

[@DTMOMusic]

@@greythumbshenanigans559 exactly kimchi is a perfect example ;)

[@recoil53]

Also keeps scurvy away with it's vitamin C.

[@just83542]

I'm not so sure it's good for digestion until it's fermented. It can cause gas. But it has all of the other health benefits of being a vegetable, while not really harbouring pathogens like other leafy greens before modern agricultural methods maintained potable water sources and such.

[@DTMOMusic]

@@just83542 I actually was interested in if if got that wrong but according to healthline, Summary: Cabbage contains insoluble fiber, which keeps the digestive system healthy by providing fuel for friendly bacteria and promoting regular bowel movements” :) Note it seems like cooked or steamed cabbage is better for digestion than raw cabbage due to certain proteins being broken down more

[@musicmaniac32]

I know we say this on every Emily episode, but someone give that woman a sitcom! She's like a modern day Lucille Ball.

[@krose1551]

she needs to be on SNL

[@marianna3253]

@@krose1551 yes!!!

[@lizc6393]

Oh my gawd, that Nelly joke from Josh, I'm a damn antique.

[@grahamgill9685]

3:00 I too have a touch of the Spina Bifida..... Well, more than a touch I guess. I wouldn't have done well in pirate times. Feels good to be represented on such a high class cooking show. 🤣

[@punky19761]

Me too! 🙌🏽

[@mileonaslionclaw2525]

Little fun fact, hard tack was usually stored in squares for the Civil War time. Because it was easier to pack that way, but in the time of the Pirates it was usually circular like an English muffin as it would be stored in barrels. Same thing different shape but it’s still interesting i think Also due to how hard it was they would usually let it soak in their grog To try and soften it before doing anything

[@caitlinnn1142]

Just binge watching Josh & Emily because they are absolutely COMICAL together 😂

[@amandaa4744]

I love watching Josh and Emily, their personalities work so great together and make a hilarious show

[@utmg2012]

It’s like no one noticed who Emily said she was rescued by. Actually historically accurate!

[@crisscrossappsauce105]

Yes! This dynamic duo is becoming more of a regular reccurence! Always a joy to see them and of their genuinely friendly and just as bizarre sense of chemistry!

[@Solace6428]

The episodes with Emily are the best. And the outfits are so good

[@KillerKillman]

"My back? My something and my crack?...I fit it in! Again!" We appreciate you Emily xD So much more than you know

[@TAG77]

Pirates were hired by the monarchy as explorers, because they were tougher than their armies. That’s why a lot of famous explorers were later knighted, except for pirates like black beard who kept what they stole, instead of handing it over to the monarchy.

[@TAG77]

@@thedocilefish no, they weren’t with any nation, BUT did take jobs for nations like Spain and England. They were hired secretly to take over the Caribbean island area and parts of South America. They also took over Florida for Spain. So your privateers isn’t used properly. Pirates like Blackbeard were privateers. They worked independently when they started out working in the navy first.

[@recoil53]

@@TAG77 Privateers were operating with a Letter of Marque from a country. Pirates may have done similar activities, but were not authorized by any country. And yes, there were times when there were secret deals made with pirates.

[@TAG77]

@@recoil53 thank you! That’s what I was trying to relay to him. I appreciate it.

[@leanneatwork5937]

"this is a nice establishment we are at a Chili's" words that have never before been uttered

[@awalton]

"We've all been there with like a Keystone Light at a party." Ugh, felt that one shake my bones.

[@ringosis]

Emily's accent is probably a more accurate a pirate accent than THE pirate accent. The way people talk like a pirate isn't actually an accent, it's an impression of Robert Newton from Disney's Treasure Island. The actor was from Devon in England, roughly where Black Beard was from. It was just his portrayal of a gruff man with his own west country accent...it was never supposed to be "all pirates". Despite that, since then that has been considered how pirates talk. The reality is that pirates were from everywhere. Pirates from the West Country would not have been uncommon because they have port towns, but you'd be just as likely to have Scots, Irish, Dutch, Spanish, etc. And they would not have had modern accents from those places...so a mash of all of them that doesn't really sound like how anyone talks today really is a better guess than doing an impression of an actor from the 50s.

[@jcook693]

I saw that video on OP as well

[@ringosis]

@@jcook693 I've no idea what OP is.

[@jcook693]

Original pronunciation, pretty interesting

[@kerukei1]

Josh made the cutest laugh ever after Pirate Emily asked if he 'wants some of the slop, boy?'

[@phantomphan006]

Can we get a GIF of Emily saying “why so splashy josh?!”

[@nendo4344]

I love how they both start yelling at the oven for interrupting them

[@EJN64]

in another world josh and emily are the chaotic power couple that maybe ends up ruling the world or maybe destroy each other. it’s the fire behind her eyes

[@nixieuwu5743]

"Josh dry sack" is the best pirate name, 10/10

[@FlyingJustToFall]

Yooo, the True Blood accent was HILARIOUS. I had to rewatch it a couple of times xD

[@tk421dr]

this show is the only channel i have the bell clicked, and im never mad when my phone wakes me up at 3am.

[@casrox4604]

lol Emily's improv was on point this episode, very nice.

[@Teigan]

These two together are the best. I love the way they bounce off each other. My favs

[@laurensteenkamp7693]

Anyone else think Wavy Maeve (and most of Emily's alter egos) needs her own Mythical show/channel. Note, modern Salmagundy (otherwise Solomon Grundy) is more soup than salad

[@brearmstrong7922]

well she does do comedy lol. she should have her own standup special!!

[@just83542]

Lauren, i never would have linked that, thank you!

[@prophetess.cassandra]

Josh and Emily are the only two people I'd accept as replacements for Rhett and Link if they decided to retire.

[@robertrasmussen7480]

Emily is just vibes she always kills it I always love seeing her in the videos !!!!!

[@jamjamcamjam]

Emily is the Donna Noble to Josh's 10th Doctor

[@eveybadwolf]

That's so prefectly accurate it's insane.

[@missbeaussie]

yesssss

[@GoingGhillie117]

Lmao I love the just “we’re gonna just ignore how raw this half a chicken is” and proceeds to keep cutting everything with the same cleaver 🤣🤣🤣

[@schundy21]

“ It’s been a pleasure” with the sword waving so much 😂🤣🤣🤣 Emily and Josh are my 2 favorite people to watch. Pure gold 😂😂😂😂

[@jameserwin4892]

Thank you so much for having these 2 amazing people work together. Best Show Ever.

[@underscoresuz]

the scrunchie bit gets me every time yall

[@Ninzumecha]

Besides “Where in the world do these international foods come from,” this is my favourite show of Mythicality. Emily is the best!

[@pepre7594]

Emily really pulls off the pirate character

[@pickle_-xe4zs]

I love this series, Emily and Josh work so well together, and also the fact that its always the same people for each episodes allows them to make callbacks

[@Call.Me.Kitten]

Yes! Josh and Emily, the chaos and creativity is unlimited 💕

[@jostewart3192]

Pirates often could, in fact, read - and they valued maps and books as much as gold and other resources they pillaged from passing ships. They wore eyepatches to help with seeing in the dark, earrings bc of an old wives tale about helping with sea sickness. They didn’t have a specific accent, it was regional. Most pirates were Scots and the Irish, though they came from everywhere. I am impressed with Emily’s pirate trivia, except that women pirates or women as crew members were more common than you expect. Some of the most famous - and the $$ richest pirate - were women. Dysentery and sepsis were big pirate diseases due to diet and lack of healthcare, BUT pirates did have a sophisticated disability pension system in case of injury. Pirates are more than Disney leads you to believe, you should definitely look into them more!

[@Andyyoureastar]

My favorite duo on this channel

[@tekkies_and_tresses8902]

I love the Josh and Emily collaborations. They are hilarious 🤣😆😂 Love their energy

[@hectormonclova7563]

As a matter of fact, the barbecued meat called “Boucan”, was the root, and origin of the term “Buccaneer”. You see French hunters that established in the Caribbean, mainly in La Hispaniola Island (now Haiti and Dominican Republic), brought from the Tupi Indian of Brazil a form to make meat and tool for it. In all the Island where there was Taino culture (from the Caribbean to the northern part of South America), the Taíno, or Arawak Indians cooked the meat enveloped in leaves inside a hole dug in the earth. To this they called “Barbacoa”, from where the term “Barbecue” came, which was very popular in all Caribbean. Now, those French Hunters brought from the Tupi Indians of Brazil another way to make it in a grill made out of sticks, which they called the “Boucan”. That was the origin of the barbecue grill and later the meat made there took the same. These French people was peaceful, living from selling the Boucan they made to ships passing. But the Spanish Crown didn’t like that foreign presence, specially near cattle, so it started persecuting them, and the survivors decided to get revenge on Spain, attacking Spanish ships and cities, establishing the fame of the Buccaneers.

[@chrishenderson6920]

I just feel in love with Emily haha you two work so good with each other

[@chloeturner1644]

This series is the only thing that brings me serotonin anymore. Please make more.

[@williamhester5973]

Smosh needs to invite Josh and Emily to come do some guest appearances! TNTL and Eat or Yeet!

[@mattrman3]

This is one of the best ones, you’re both genuinely so funny people gj

[@joshuapirolo6263]

Wavy Maive and the Dirty Boys sounds like a band I’d listen to 😂🤣

[@jaimeknoble3315]

Dry Sack/Moist Sack and Wavy Maeve are killing me. I love this pairing! The pegging and sardine sucking is legend.

[@thewanderingalien5653]

Wealth, fame, power. Gold Roger the king of the pirates obtained this and everything else the World had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas. “You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered Together in one place. Now you just have to find it! ” These words lured men to the grand line, pursuing dreams greater than they Ever dared to imagine. This is the time known as the great pirate era.

[@gracel1814]

Lmao was looking for this comment

[@SilverScarletSpider]

I love how you keep the show fresh never frozen

[@skartimus]

That was often a better Australian accent than most actors trying to do an Australian accent specifically 😂

[@sarahw.9915]

Emily looks low key kinda awesome as a pirate

[@Terriannk]

Emily’s True Blood accent killed me 💀😂

[@TheDragonKiller90]

emilys laugh is so good i love those 2 in the kitchen together xD

[@gunnerzessau7115]

Perks of working late night: I get to watch this before I go to bed

[@LIDABEAR]

The equal opportunity joke nearly killed me. I was not expecting that while eating 🤣🤣

[@azbolaa4825]

Pirates, pigeons & PEGGING sounds like my kinda party…

[@annabagwell7965]

"I cut things off, I don't cut things out." The brilliance is abundant! Thank you!

[@JohnA...]

"problematic oatmeal"... I'll have to keep in mind that adding liquor to my oatmeal is not alcoholism, its just historic eating.

[@orboobleck5366]

Good band name, though.

[@kennaopal5417]

Funny, during the pandemic it is just called self care. Now you can multitask!

[@fakthar6]

Emily's ambiguous accent is perfect

[@lasersexpanther6631]

Emily's energy is amazing.

[@ald00I]

josh and emily stopping to yell at the oven is *chefs kiss*

[@delindamck]

I just love Emily - she's so talented, and always makes me laugh. 😊👍👏👏👏

[@jonruger]

This should always be just Josh and Emily

[@12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon]

Emily is just something else man... GMM wouldn't be the same without her.

[@knowpainnow]

Emily is at her best playing characters she needs a show

[@adamcolon]

I haven't seen Emily in like 2 years... wow she's come out strong. She's hilarious! She should be in comedy movies on the big screen

[@robertwilliams9010]

14:23. Love the content, historical note from a stickler for facts: Bart Roberts, aka Black Bart, was a known tea-totaler and was actually the only sober person aboard ship when the British Man-of-War that was tracking them caught up to them. He also wasn't captured, he was killed almost immediately by canon fire and his crew threw his body overboard according to his wishes.

[@lw401]

Emily is such an amazing guest

[@whenmushroomsattack3303]

Good to know I'm not the only one who yells at my appliances