Mythology Slander 1

[@swampy725]

"If it moves, it's fuckable" -Zeus

[@user-Ihatepepperandonion]

If it doesn't move, it need to move ©Zeus

[@Thechaosper]

@@user-Ihatepepperandonion If it doesn't exists, then it needs to exist. Zeus™

[@user-Ihatepepperandonion]

@@Thechaosper U r so fucking & right - Zeus's moving thing

[@eukalyptusbonbon7230]

Zeus : my life was fucked

[@afluffydoggo1698]

As a mythology nerd, this does put a smile on my face.

[@reshmatelange6553]

I see you did there...

[@Lup_Werewolf-goddess]

Fr fr

[@ishanj2021]

Am Indian, can confirm The Cows are our bishops.

[@WinningWords1]

Holy cow

[@Windperfire]

Can they move diagonally?

[@rgashhhjhhhhh]

Meanwhile south hindus enjoying beef curry

[@greatkaafir7478]

@@rgashhhjhhhhh They Are Embrangled By Leftist Christian And Muslim's ✌️

[@amoghmanuachar7015]

@@rgashhhjhhhhh I'm from the south and I detest that and those traitors

[@nikr6253]

Do "family slander".

[@dbro1205]

Family meeting slander

[@androidbox5932]

Lol

[@Aaadapro]

You mean fast and furious slander?

[@thebaldcat6708]

Racist uncle Creepy older cousin Annoying little cousin Karen aunt The fun cousin

[@dbro1205]

@@Aaadapro that would be nice as well

[@neidenMetalun]

I can confirm the hispanic part. We were all at some point scared of La Llorona

[@DrunkedOwly]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't la llorona more of a Mexican thing?

[@neidenMetalun]

@@DrunkedOwly It is I read hispanic but my brain went to spanish-speaking countries, instead of Spain My dumbass wanted to take part in it so I gave no further thought lol

[@DrunkedOwly]

@@neidenMetalun yeah, a lot of usa people don't see the confusion with saying Hispanic, but also, it is a thing I the South American countries believe or have la llorona as a cultural phenomenon?

[@neidenMetalun]

@@DrunkedOwly Wouldn't be sure, when I was confident in "we all know about it" I did mean Mexico, but I can't tell how far it is also known Now I don't wanna be too confident on anything

[@DrunkedOwly]

@@neidenMetalun to my understanding, the tale is from here in Mexico, based off a real event of a mother desperately looking for her sons that went to war, I'm fairly certain it's Mexican but not sure at all if people from other countries have cultural value on it, it's probably known about since its a pretty popular myth

[@franconunez925]

It really does feel bad when Hades is portraided as a villain when he's probably the chillest god in that entire mytologhy.

[@markbaltazar6916]

He takes his job very seriously, has a loving wife, and a three headed dog, who's name translates to Spot. How is that evil, Hollywood?

[@rodgers1207]

@@markbaltazar6916 My best guess is because "God of the underworld/or hell = evil"

[@gensischosen251]

@@rodgers1207 worse thing that they treated Zeus like Jesus level of goodness despite I can say Zeus is more evil than Hades

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Fr my guy just doin his best 😔

[@ragvald8835]

I'm pretty sure it's Christian bias. Underworld is kinda similar to hell (not really, but most people don't care), so in Christian eyes both leaders of respective afterlives must be similar. Same with Norse Hela, for example.

[@Canying_ylia]

To those who says "33 Koti does not mean 33 million!" I apologize, two of the websites I fact checked said there are 33 "million" gods.

[@imuskanpathak]

Yeah website put this type of info to defame and degrade religion but koti actually means "type" but it's okay, the meme would still make Sense😭

[@cardboard_hat]

Also even the mistake was a mistake cuz the misinterpretation should have resulted in 330 million not 33 million Cuz koti's another meaning is crore, a number in India which equates to 10 million

[@clashsmith2219]

33 koti gods doesn't mean 33 million it means 33 Main gods

[@cardboard_hat]

@@clashsmith2219 he knows that

[@mvalthegamer2450]

It means 330 million in Classical Sanskrit, but 33 main gods in Vedic Sanskrit

[@bleh-0608]

Roman mythologies where the Gods actually care for their subjects: *nonexistent

[@dibujugador6024]

Catholicism be like

[@bongobingojarrrrhtgwishwhi4176]

@@dibujugador6024 Cringe.

[@dibujugador6024]

@@bongobingojarrrrhtgwishwhi4176 ?

[@bongobingojarrrrhtgwishwhi4176]

@@dibujugador6024 There's a pipebomb on your mailbox.

[@dibujugador6024]

@@bongobingojarrrrhtgwishwhi4176 ?

[@metalphoenix2221]

"Mytholgy slader" *sprinkles in some actual religions, carefully omiting the abrahamic ones*

[@BlackPharaoh]

Fr and this pisses me off, he included hinduism but left christianity

[@bunderbah]

@@BlackPharaoh Seethe and dilate

[@appleisgood97]

@@BlackPharaoh Cope

[@abhijit9546]

Yeah bro 👍

[@vitaminprotein9669]

Yeah abhrhamic are too agressive so he's afraid . Dharmic ones don't give a f

[@spiderthatstoleyourbacon3222]

Norsemen when their friend dies of old age in their home after living a happy fulfilling domestic life instead of being horrifically disemboweled with an axe on the battlefield.

[@amandixit6967]

Yeah this was good🤣 you should make more parts of this! Please 🙏

[@rage8673]

correction: its not 330 million gods, its 33 types of devas or forms of god. Hindu scriptures their are said to be 33 koti devas, in sanskrit koti is used for crore(1 koti or 1 crore or 1,00,00,000 = 10 million or 10,000,000) and types, the translaters confused the 33 koti meaning types with 33 koti meaning crores. Thus according to Hindu scriptures, their are 33 types of devas, basically these devas are said to be elected in each age as the old ones step down and younger ones ascend.

[@Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

Nothing about Thor dressing up in a wedding gown, or Loki giving birth to an 8-legged horse 😂

[@n_zarene]

I love these slander videos, thank you

[@oneschnuffel3257]

Just for the Percy Jackson Reference you got a like. And after watching the rest of the video, a sub too

[@shiwanisrivastava6716]

What Percy Jackson reference?

[@oneschnuffel3257]

In the first book Annabeth uses a red ball to distract Cerberus so that Percy and co can enter the underworld

[@dik56]

It's not a Percy Jackson reference, he is always being portrayed as a villain.

[@spacemegalodon5049]

@Dik they are talking about Cerberus with the red ball.

[@ravikanttiwari4040]

Canying at the end of every video: S P O N G E B O B

[@lemonjam9875]

Ok so in Hinduism 33 koti (koti in hindi meams crore but in sanskrit it means supreme )does not means crore it means supreme so in Hinduism we don't have 33 million gods but 33 Supreme gods🙂...we just worship 33 supreme gods and goddesses 🤗

[@cardboard_hat]

You don't worship all 33 tho

[@kras6642]

You got little bit wrong. 33 koti (प्रकार) means 33 type of devi devta. Supreme ones are only 3 ब्रह्मा , विष्णु , महेश ( sri krishna, bhagwan ram are incarnation of bhagwan vishnu).

[@kras6642]

@@cardboard_hat you don't need to worship all of them. Worship anyone who you want. Even if you don't worship anyone just do good deed in your life then also you will go to स्वर्ग (sri krishna said himself).

[@lemonjam9875]

@@kras6642 oh ....thank you for the Info😊 ...

[@ripchaingaming5133]

Exactly bro. And they think we have 33 crore god's. We are not uneducated sometimes. These so called modern people are educated uneducated

[@tsumukarimuramasa]

You don't even need the 330m thing, calling it mythology is more than enough to trigger everyone here

[@themandals7273]

Every religion has a mythology though.

[@greatkaafir7478]

@@themandals7273 Yep Flat Earth, Mary Is Virgion " ✌️

[@Melancholic_Elysium]

​@@greatkaafir7478Virgion 😂

[@mugenusv8290]

Well hollywood portray Zeus as the good guy because he possesses all the characteristics they value.

[@friend6405]

0:45 - Christians trying not to Ctrl C + Ctrl V random phrases from a random guy's biography (impossible)...

[@briandiehl9257]

I don't understand this joke

[@moritamikamikara3879]

Nor do I...

[@friend6405]

@@moritamikamikara3879 Bible verses, Sherlock

[@glomarlt8620]

Esa madre te saca un susto. La leyenda dice que viene por lo niños y que según si la escuchas cerca está lejos, y si la escuchas lejos está a metros de ti.

[@constantineq643]

As a Hispanic, I can confirm we run like we only have one day left... Because we do. 😂

[@AN-xl7ej]

Suggestion: 2010s slander Reason: I'm feeling nostalgic

[@dreadburnz3522]

In my town we had all sorts of ghost stories about one of our bridges. The bridge in question is located in a pretty solitary road, and was quite the haunting sight at night (there were barely any lights in the area). People told stories of a solitary candle appearing in the middle of the bridge during the dead of night, and that staying nearby when it happened would invite the spirit of a young woman who was abandoned by her parents and died never having found her way back home to come begging for directions (depending on who you asked outright refusing would have terrible consequences, but agreeing to help could also damn you to wander with her for eternity). As a kid I hated having to go through that bridge. The whole place was really creepy. At least these days it's well lit and much safer for travel at night (still kinda creepy, but not as much as before). My only complaint is it didn't happen sooner ;-;

[@haox9]

continue this, especially the greek ones and pjo references

[@soymanulitogamer9093]

as a percy jackson fan hades is the least upset with hollywood

[@chunnilal2111]

As a Hindu, I can confirm that if you don't know all 420 million gods, you need to feed cows all your life to make up for it.

[@rishisaini5269]

Except that they are 33 types of God not 33 millions.

[@tunnelsnakesrule7541]

0:25 It's tough in Madrid, every man for himself out there.

[@bowserjr1454]

Being truthful as a Mexican if I heard a lady sobbing in the middle of the night I'd also run like hell

[@jestoreo]

Surprisingly hades is a really upstanding guy me and him are just having some alcohol down here

[@marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413]

As a hispano, I can relate.

[@Navbeer]

We need more.

[@GreenSonic4975]

shotout to Zeus

[@oolooo]

0:25 Can you blame us ? .That shit creepy .

[@StudioHolocene]

The kappa one if funny since if you bow, they are obligated to bow back due to manners. Though this risks them having the water on their dish spill out which can kill them.

[@埊]

People of Aztlan: Fear that their homeland, Aztlan, might be ruined. Mayans, Toltecs: dont care Incans: believe in teh Intu teh Sun God!1!!!1! ?

[@aea8075]

Incas>>>>>>>>>>> aztecas>>> mayas saludos desde 🇵🇪🤙

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Japanese people being actually chill if you don’t understand Shinto religion

[@adamglozer6025]

(Ancient) greeks when they ask their guest's name before they invite them to their house and have a dinner and even let them to have a bathe: *never happens*

[@lilyshealinggarden5648]

I love mythology this just makes Perfect 🤣🌄😂🍕

[@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an]

Devas when a random Asura warlord with a boon from Brahma overthrows heaven for the 10000th time

[@edrick106]

You missed one. “Loki trying to not bring the end of the fuckinng world”

[@OceanPulsew]

I am a huge fan of Mythology and every time they portrait Hades as a Villain it really piss me off. Like he is more likely the hero or just the chill guy but nah just bcs he is in hell means he is bad

[@gensischosen251]

Same and I hated even more that they portrayed Zeus as a good person and like sort of Jesus despite he is more evil than hades

[@glamorgirl911]

loki trying not to be annoying for 0.0001 seconds

[@fancy3774]

In noise mythology. You cry your tears becomes a cow you spit your spit turns into a man you pee your wee wee turns into a fucking realm

[@indianpotatofarmer6508]

The cow one got me dead 💀 😭🤣🤣

[@Morrocoy.]

Venezolanos escuchando un silbido lejos:

[@veeramdeosinghrathore1533]

Pretty sure baba yaga and la llorona aren't mythology,they're folklore

[@angello9203]

Aztecs playing a game where the price is be sacrifice to the gods

[@mertala1085]

You should add Turk into the second mitology video, first furries of the history lmao

[@candycane1744]

The rain god: hey I'm here to bring water for your crops and... Aztecs: rips out heart to bring back the sun The rain god: well f**k you too

[@Eternus_transmogrifus49]

More mythology slander please

[@ismariflores5215]

0:26 yes

[@VariableZero]

I want to see another video about Mythology.

[@greeny3475]

never stop plz

[@debabrataroy1312]

Trust me, most of us don't even remember 33...

[@aryamansaxena4613]

The thirty-three Devas are eight Vasus, eleven Rudras, twelve Adityas, then Indra and Prajapati - these make thirty-three devas.

[@debabrataroy1312]

@@aryamansaxena4613 Yeah, sorry, my bad, had my facts checked

[@randominternetguy88]

Odin when Loki ends his bloodline:

[@richard38618]

nice video keep it up bro

[@ombreur]

Yeah this new type of slander is nice

[@splatterking1171]

HOLY COW!

[@Grisbla]

As Zeus... Come on not that fast!

[@lordturtle1826]

Nirvana was a good one 😂

[@funfetti7194]

Aztecs wasnt even mythology, it was real.

[@aryamansaxena4613]

Oh please! There are 33 Devas not 330 million gods!!

[@sanae99.9.9]

Hades my man is the only god in Olympus that not cheat on his wife and they put him as a villain because he governs death.

[@pro-phet7836]

The reason Cow is respected in India and Hindu culture is because it is associated with our beloved God Shree Krishna, that is why we respect cows here, ignore all other comments as they are either woke Hindus or Indian Muslims

[@rage8673]

Not just that, cows as cattles also have deep value based connection with Indian civilization since 3,000 bc.

[@blu_j_1977]

Zeus lore vs Zeus gameplay: (both panels are from Untitled Goose Game)

[@ShinjiHigashi]

Do "religion slander".

[@herrflammen6487]

You gotta do Scottish clan slander

[@rapidrush6033]

When you really think about we are actually all related to Zeus... everything is... even plants :)

[@kaziza_chiya]

lake toba being formed by some massive volcano explosion and not by some guy and his goldfish wife

[@taten007]

Bold of you to assume nirvana isn’t real

[@indra_vrtrahan]

The hades thing made least sense to me growing up, because that one has no basis at all, like its literally opposite of the truth.

[@biswajitnath804]

Damn.. That many gods I need to remember? 🥺

[@theboxxes7964]

Oh that's good why Is so good I like that

[@zerosoldier2k6]

Om my gosh I didn't know there's 330 millions gods.

[@wellfuzzball5523]

Learning mythology from the Percy jackson series:

[@rage8673]

Imagine learning mythology from "God of War".

[@N.I.A23]

@@rage8673 god of war is a better way tho. Since kratos entire "heroes" journey feels like it was ripped straight from the myths with some modernisation.

[@afluffydoggo1698]

Thinking that you know mythology because you learned it from a videogame or anything instead a good source: Seriously, as a little boy everytime when I tried to explain mythology to other kids, they treated me like some moron because they "learned" it from God of War, Dragon Ball, an anime or a godamn Disney movie. The only ones who listened to me where adults, girls and a few boys who ended up reading books like me.

[@N.I.A23]

@@afluffydoggo1698 god of war is a good source to get the basics. Its about the classic greek tragedy. A hero in the Aesthetic stage going throughout a journey discovering who he truly is. I suspect that the writers for percy jackson and lore of olympus have read the myths based on the references in the stories (ok f*ck it Riordan has read it. Rachel has surface level knowledge and is making sh*t up as she goes). However, they act more like teenage drama with the greek gods' names slapped over them. God of War feels like it was ripped from the classic literature (with some modernization of course. Like how they say to your face how piggish the gods are).

[@wellfuzzball5523]

@@afluffydoggo1698 Although I didn’t learn it solely from Percy Jackson, it was a fun book series that got me interested in mythology, taught me the basics, and led me into watching more stuff about Greek mythology on KZbin and the internet in general

[@konlavatsybuaphan760]

A Buddhist slander! took me so long to find one.

[@ДаниилКовтунов]

What about to tell about modern slavic paganism in "mythology slander 2"

[@rohit8226]

Bro 33 koti does not mean 33 million god . Koti means supreme god's . This consist of 12 Aditya, 11 rudras, 8 vasus and 2 ashvinis. The Britishers were not having knowledge of Sanskrit so they just made their own meaning. Jai shree ram 🚩🚩🚩

[@arbeithenix2565]

poor hades lmao...

[@nadie8767]

Mexicas when you call him aztecs

[@adagium0747]

As a Buddhist myself, I can guarantee it's true. Well it might be hard for some to understand tho

[@crafter6862]

God when you like a cool statue:

[@sinsgal]

0:11 Actually you don't need to know about all of them you just need to know about 3-4

[@coolxg4357]

Wait so you do actually have 330 million gods?

[@sinsgal]

@@coolxg4357 I don't know either, I only know about 20-30

[@coolxg4357]

@@sinsgal ah ok

[@crazyweirdgirl4488]

@@coolxg4357 Only 33 main gods. Some dude translated koti wrong (Has two definitions, crore or supreme) and mistook it as 33 mil. gods. At least that's what other people are saying.

[@clashsmith2219]

33 koti gods doesn't mean 33 million it means 33 Main gods

[@mandarbamane4268]

0:35 also Hindus after attaining Moksha 0:42 bruh that's Christian outfit

[@rage8673]

Moksha=Nirvana(both Buddhists and Hindus are dharmic so same thing)😶

[@happysaucey]

Economy slander

[@paradoxflames5482]

In hindu mytholody there are in 33 gods/goddess

[@milkywaylover]

Did i just see a percy jackson reference?

[@maniacalkoala]

I dare you to do religion slander

[@zackordonez7802]

0:25 si pasa

[@elisafaleschini2404]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS😂😂😂

[@Canying_ylia]

Thanks

[@corruptedmineral]

ancient weaponary slander please

[@Popicile]

nice

[@Sky-sd9md]

"Aztec" but show a ads of thailand

[@nightmayor6114]

As a clarification I should say number of Indian god is hugely misunderstood. The problem is the wordplay which happens when we try to say "33 Koti". See the word "Koti" is the word used for Crore(10 million) in india but that also means "Categories". So the confusion leads to people believing that "Koti" when used with god means 10 million but instead it's meant to be used as "Categories". So there's only 33 Categories of gods not 330 million gods.

[@celuidastryah]

where's the "Christians when it's called a mythology"

[@redleader4876]

0:11 what is this from? Cartoon origin/scene please?

[@Canying_ylia]

Peter Griffen says something racist and gets chased by black people... Just search "Peter griffen getting chased"

[@dodo2829]

The Indian one 🤣👌

[@josephmoffatt4696]

Why does Zeus cheat on his wife?! She has shapeshifting powers, he could just ask her to change her appearance! Both Zeus and Hera can change their forms to anything between an ant and a mountain!

[@radiooperator3176]

Yeah but then we don’t get FUNNI mythology stories

[@afluffydoggo1698]

Yeah but still it seems like a lot of gods (not only the greek ones) are into cheating and smashing everything.