Soldier Shenanigans: HILARIOUS Military TIKTOKS!!!

[@Troldefar94]

"You just lost your leg!" "AAAAAAAAAAARGH" very valid response to getting your leg departed from your body in an unnatural order.

[@spectreshepard1]

"Let me show you a little trick to take your mine off that pain... might feel a little pressure-"

[@unonymous123]

What would the valid response to a leg departed from your body in a natural order?

[@Troldefar94]

@@unonymous123 "Can I have some Ibuprofen mister medic man?" There you go took me 18 hours to come up with a witty somewhat related comeback. Enjoy

[@terrimeyers5139]

there’s a natural order?

[@mikemurphy5898]

​@@terrimeyers5139 this was my question, as well

[@BMDowell]

General: "Private what the hell do you think you're doing!" Private: "Sir! Sleeping Sir!" General: "Well get back to it, private. You're the only person on this whole damn base who knows what the hell he's doing!"

[@Shadowcat107]

when you wake up from your post and look up and you knew you did something wrong hahahahaha

[@GeorgePerdue-h9n]

😢

[@treyjordan3168]

Why did I read the General's Lines in George C. Scott's Voice?

[@BMDowell]

@@treyjordan3168 Because George C. Scott IS George S. Patton! At least I really hope that.

[@seantaggart7382]

Me: i have No excuse sir! I should have been up hours ago!

[@DisturbedGeneration]

If ya think about it The ER only makes money off you the worse you are, and the longer you need treatment. The military only makes money off you if you're in just passing military requirements of health😂

[@tristanfarmer9031]

I broke my left arm, three times thanks to military doctors. First time, they said I'd heal quick, and had me take off the cast a week earlier than recommended. The NEXT DAY, I rebroke the same break. He also told me to take it off a WEEK EARLIER than normal. Broke it again, except it was all the way through both bones this time, with some of it sticking out. Tried to set it, didn't work. So then put me under again and did pins and screws, but of course that didn't go well. The anesthesia wore off EARLY. I woke up just as they finished the stiches, but it was freshly cut open so I could clearly see through. Then they fucked it up even more during the cast phase, which basically made my scar massive. It's a cool story to tell, and understandably unbelievable when I'm wearing long sleeves. Coincidently, rolling up my sleeves to show the scar is rather convincing.

[@seantaggart7382]

Yet of course "Your scars are not Service related!" Is what they usually say

[@mikemurphy5898]

Hold up... the bone was sticking out of your arm. So you had a compound fracture. What do you mean, "they tried to set it?" They're not popping your shoulder blade back into place. It's a compound fracture. Also, then they put you under? I'm confused and genuinely horrified if this is true.

[@tristanfarmer9031]

@@mikemurphy5898 Military doctors. I can see why this might sound like bs, but I just gotta ask you to trust me bro.

[@Ron-Tag]

Getting caught sleeping.... I was listening to the ground, sarge

[@Airburn19]

God bless being in weapons squad while at JRTC. Going prone on tripod and putting just the tip of your helmet on the optic could give you the excuse (as long as you weren't slumped or snoring) working on breath control while aiming Sergeant!

[@Sarspariila]

I like this one 😂

[@elix901]

@@Airburn19I just slept like all the time lol

[@raphmaster23]

One time in basic i was tightening my bunk and i woke up with my fingers still in the metal wires 🤣

[@sarpedon108]

2002 my basic training FTX Ft. Lost in the woods winter. My battle buddy and I are supposed to prepare and man a fighting position. I'm a country boy, and my battle was from Vagas, so we agreed that I would work on the fighting position while he pulled security. Built it up with a top with a thick layer of dead leaves for insulation, keeping us warm and concealed. Entrance was a small crawl hole at the back. Made a large area of dead small sticks covered with dead leaves around the back entrance. We took turns one awake one asleep. Whenever we heard twigs snapping behind us, the one awake would tap the foot of the sleeper with their foot. After days of marching with gear, your feet are pretty tender. A light tap will definitely wake you up. Basically non verbal communication of "Danger close." Whenever we had to man fighting positions, my battle and I got warm naps. Work smarter, not harder.

[@briandix4633]

That's not training? I was in CT Wing Civil Air Patrol when I was in high school in the early 90s and learned that much(then again, my squadron's Survival/SAR training was basically a weekend each year camping in the woods in January in Connecticut, so if you didn't know how to handle cold weather you were already in trouble)

[@DaTuba_]

"Who built you" is wild

[@Airburn19]

That's a normal Monday for airborne units, have to sweat the alcohol out to be ready for the "real" work. Best pt test I ever took I was still drunk and just couldn't really feel anything.

[@TrainerJoshB]

Guy that got knock on the head: Why do I feel the presence of death standing over me? ::looks up:: "Oh.... Hi Drill Sergeant...."

[@seantaggart7382]

DEATH ITSELF: hello private Guy: but im not a priv--- ohhh i am now am i? DEATH: yep

[@seankearns9120]

My father (5th group) was ALMOST a dirt dart. Came under heavy fire and ripped apart his canopy... Waited ALL the way to min. Alt. Before releasing the reserve as he didn't want to "just give them a slow moving target"

[@todddye2901]

I’d say Nikko could rock the mag flip reload…….. EDDY would drop it every time 😂😂😂🎉

[@itssirmantik]

Out of all of the boys, I would definitely guess that Narrator was in the military if I didn't know who they were

[@fgaitanm]

Who else could've been in it lol

[@Slade-2556]

Eddie, he would've joined for the citizenship ​@@fgaitanm

[@EeveetoUmbreon25]

1:23 “well, first, when a human body doesnt get enough sleep eventually it with do a forced reset. 2. When people are just woken up they are cranky, and im holding a gun.”

[@AstalosMHR-SB]

HOW DO YOU ONLY HAVE 6 LIKES! TAKE MINE AND MY REPLY!

[@NitrOAddicT]

The two guys with the mag throw swap reload are FUCKING LEGENDS!

[@zxpolo6685]

They are really not, because if you think about it, he just passed a empty mag to the other one😂😂

[@NitrOAddicT]

@@zxpolo6685 so what! 🤨

[@Deleriouscop2.]

No matter what branch you are,your brothers to your left and right are now going to be your kid's uncles. I miss the military

[@theoreoguy2495]

Hey narrator my friend went to the navy (I know not the best what’s so ever) but when he was signing his soul away the had a rule that caught me off guard that said something like “don’t sleep with your Lieutenant” and I was just laughing because the best part was his male lieutenant was in the room with him😂 and everyone said make sure not to drop the soap.

[@TimeToGetFunkyy]

nobody has ever said this in the last ten years

[@theoreoguy2495]

@@TimeToGetFunkyy said what? “To not sleep with the lieutenant” that’s real I saw it and everything if you don’t believe me oh well. But if you’re talking about something else my bad the reply just seem vague I don’t want to heavily assume.😊

[@seantaggart7382]

That lieutenant: ...what?

[@rabidrabbittttt]

“should have joined the air force” and “un fuck my eyes” are hilarious

[@vibecentral3519]

I was actually denied from the Army before I was even allowed to put a pen on paper. I ship to Navy MEPS on Monday.

[@zombone7813]

My dad is a marine and a Vietnam veteran and was a helicopter gunner and he has told me some funny shit.

[@patanu]

10:20 As someone who has been prescribed Adderall and has smoked weed afterwards. I can say for the record that you will feel like you take on a hurricane, when in fact you are just numb to the world. DO NOT DO THIS.

[@aswdaswd-b4n]

4:49... if these are the conversations you have in the infantry, then what happens if you DROP THE SOAP AT CAMP?...

[@jayfromtheredneckriviera7956]

Why i feel like narrator and eddie had that exact conversion as one of the memes

[@kennedeCO]

4:00 Uncle Tommy and Aunt Deborah are just my mom's friends, and my dad was in the military 😅😅so that makes sense. And my uncle has guns because he hunts deer. And he gave me my own pink shotgun.

[@sazarmoose]

Makes my day when you post. I always enjoy your military videos. Thank you for your service.

[@michaelcopple1736]

That mag-flip was clean!! Absolute boss move.

[@benmccullough7820]

Story time. I am a firemedic in Ohio and one time we had Marine Raiders doing training at the local airport and this legitimately happened. But both parachutes failed, guy hit the ground at about 80MPH. The corpsman brought him to my squad and we transported to the ED. Heard later on that the guy was walking again, didn't think he would when I saw him and heard what happened.

[@Trains777]

Damn where at in ohio im from ohio

[@benmccullough7820]

@@Trains777 central Ohio

[@Trains777]

@@benmccullough7820 nice

[@luciun262]

When the parking spot at Lowes is a better reason to join than the money

[@num8]

Fully kitted 40 miles walk in summer, E3s had a designer coke sacrificial camel back and another with whiskey in it.

[@illibrium4590]

2:52 - reminded me of Band of Brothers "Gonna be a lot of men dropping from the sky today - hopefully, under deployed canopies ..."

[@surayamartinez]

Howdy glad to see your camera works 😂❤

[@fgaitanm]

As Narrator would say: Nau dats funi

[@DieyaJeah1]

actually I think he did the "forgot to record" on purpose. if you pause at 19:41 it looks like Narrator is healing up from a black eye. Maybe he didn't want to show it off when it was still fresh in the gaming videos.

[@SpinoKing2001]

Alright I’ll say it…I request a Dungeons And Dragons video so henceforth I will be commenting this on every new video he posts until my request is met you have been warned…

[@yourtalus7078]

Damn how so fast respect

[@theredstoneaxe743]

YES HE NEEDS TO DO THIS!!!!

[@liameddy5836]

@@yourtalus7078bot maybe

[@SpinoKing2001]

@@yourtalus7078 I was just ready for it lol.

[@surayamartinez]

HONESTLY!

[@radavis11b41]

I got caught sleeping on my M240B during my Infantry OSUT FTX at Ft. Benning, we were conducting Ambush and my squad was pulling security at the ORP I get woken up by the tap on my ACH and the Drill Sergeant in charge was laying right next to me when I woke up. 😱😅.

[@scubasteve7850]

The funny thing about the sorting hat one was that I knew an elderly Filipino man who was a Seabee. Hardest worker I've ever seen, man was 80yrs old and was lifting bricks and digging trenches better than most 20yr olds ive seen when I helped him with a construction project.

[@tonysjourney1161]

Agreed narrator on that last one, its scary. Lmao good video, love you narrator

[@Dragon_RangerYT]

Only time a Gerber was somewhat safe was when it belonged to a mechanic. I was a diesel mechanic in the army. Never lost my Gerber due to that fact.

[@seantaggart7382]

11:23 seriously you never hear about the coast guard! So GO SUPPORT THEM!

[@DJRaevenHeart]

8:10 "Y'all best change gears High-Speed. Quick, Fast, and in a Hurry." First thing that hit my brain. 😈

[@cazzie2987]

The moment he realized the truth 😂😂 24:57

[@lucienhall9585]

???

[@ryanclark9686]

Fastest 2 mile I ran, shitfaced for a make up or test. My sergeant told me I was busting time at the halfway mark. I started getting close and I could hear them count “55, 56, …” I crossed. “Good sh Clark 11:59”… I said “whaa” and proceeded to throw up nonstop for like 5 whole minutes. My sergeant walking back with a devil smile “don’t drink so much next time Clark “

[@dragoonofold]

I've gone drinking with guys the night before a PT test, back in the day, and I watched these guy get black out drunk, had to drive everyone back to the barracks that night, and 3 hours later watch them max out a PT Test. We are some crazy mothers.

[@DALWAG]

2:43 … 🎶he was just a rookie trooper and he surely shook with fright~🎶

[@AtypicalTyler]

My brother is in the army reserves and he brings stories every time he comes back. Some of the craziest, most outlandish, loony toons esque stuff I've ever heard. It is incredible

[@aaronalkor]

17:31 Good thing I don’t trust anyone with my stuff, then. If anyone wants my stuff, they’ll have to pry it from my hands first

[@M.e.o.w.d.y]

2:56 Sir that isnt a service related injury

[@montyhinton4971]

Just a side note since I was a marine in time past. My job was in logistics trucking in for the FMF on the west coast. Ever Monday we did a run up the coast. Our assembly area was close to medical. SOP was waiting as the line worked its way through medical. This was just south of LA and we usually ran to Pendalson or 29 Palms. I remember flipping knife as we waited. Oceanside has a lot of massage parlors.

[@aidenfleischman2758]

My Dad is in the Navy, and i think he would laugh at the commitment part, especially with some of the youngsters joining in.

[@That_beanie_monkey]

I fucking enjoy narrator no matter what

[@VynSnow]

Not just that front parking space but the VA office and they say it's not service related. LOL These tiktoks are soooo relatable.

[@Poiuujye]

Sniper buddies sniper buddies sniper on the hilllll Sniper team is on da way to get da fricking killll.

[@jayhawkgaming480]

"I don't car how hard you think you are..." -Narrarator, 2024

[@Eggnagman]

We need another colab with Nico

[@gregoryruston9844]

Nico is way better and actually funny

[@YW2324]

Yes please 🥺. Na narrator is funny in his own way. Even if he may come off a little bit awkward sometimes ❤.

[@Shadowcat107]

I never was in the military so most of these military tik toks I don't understand but I still loved and enjoyed this 💜😍✊

[@tater_dablage]

I spent alot of time attached to and working with 10th Mountain. Some of my favorite brothers

[@justinchapman5707]

14:35 we had this absolute psycho who did every PT test absolutely hammered. Dude showed up, couldn’t stand or even really talk. And somehow, he always maxed out his scores. 300’s every damned time. They rescheduled once, and he wasn’t all liquored up, he barely passed. Made no sense. One time, he actually shit himself doing the run. He pulled out a 10 minute time for the 2-mile. Got scored and ran off to get cleaned up. Craziest thing I saw

[@THESCPFOUNDATION97281]

Man seeing the planes and parashooters coming down all that is ruining through my mind is one dark humor joke it is hey it’s B day all over again

[@NunyaBidnessjr]

one of my grandfathers saw everyone of his Conrads blown to bits in a tent

[@graveholmes7814]

Best explanation I ever heard for figuring out a parachute malfunction. Don't panic, you have the rest of your life to solve the issue.

[@shadowjokergp859]

6:24 Pretty accurate, not gonna lie

[@Nipplator99999999999]

Holy choir boys in a priest's cloister, that canopy flapper has my body convinced that I just finished a marathon in my harness, and my mind ready to find the red hat for a few suggestions.

[@wyatt7465]

that guy had some divine intervention with that parachute holy hell

[@biker1373]

the sense humour in every army around the world , back to the hoplites . Will be sick, very crude, sarcastic and funny as hell !

[@blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306]

A better line for falling asleep during a combat exercise "No sarge I wasn't sleeping, I was a casualty.. I got shot in the face and the back of my head was canoed and splattered all over the back of my helmet. I was the perfect combat casualty!"

[@Nanette-Book-Lover]

No Sir, I was astral projecting to discover the precise location of my target.

[@AnubisNecrophonics]

There is only one thief in the army. Everyone else is trying to get their shit back.

[@danjohnston1345]

Been there with a fire in the middle of winter when you're supposed to act tough but everyone is freezing.

[@albertocutcha5238]

Hoo-Yah, Monday morning PT, who's got on the rum aftershave, we running till erybody get the poison out

[@nickMercadomp7]

5:16 I laughed so hard when I saw this clip

[@nonenone2173]

Same dude when I first saw it, that'd be me honestly

[@evynparker]

6:38 i like how he just has a built ar in the background

[@IandRsLoveChild]

that guy caught sleeping reminded me of a story my dad used to tell when I was a kid that they would do foxhole training at night and anyone who went in the foxhole and fell asleep would come out the next morning with a red marker line across their throat and everyone would be really quiet and awkward and then the drill sgt would just point and yell "everybody look at this guy who just woke up dead!"

[@nyxafton666]

before 1 hour club✨

[@surayamartinez]

I was here😂

[@bones0013]

hello

[@jaydenmoss2684]

Here😂

[@Decathect007]

Gory gory what a hell of a way to die and he ain’t gonna jump no more

[@Mercy_Percy]

…..my dad was an e-8 first sergeant but got kicked out after a schizophrenic episode in North Korea ☠️ haven’t seen him since I was 6 🤪

[@Daniel_Pearce]

Best one so far

[@Libby_ross]

“Do you wanna shower together when we get back to base” why did narrator act so naturally with that😂

[@_itskira_9241]

10:26 this clip reminds me of markerplier

[@kalipower2952]

2:47 VA: sorry that’s not a service related injury 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@dragonzgaming5056]

My as a rock and still got through 4 years in the Air Force and I was security forces so there's hope for you too buddy

[@LonelyPluto317]

6:31 I cannot describe how much my chairforce dependent ass laughed

[@DavidStruveDesigns]

To be fair, a good majority of what the ER (or A&E for UK folks) knows, they learned from battlefield medics - especially when it comes to traumatic injuries and rapid blood loss. And that tradition continues right up to now, with new techniques and equipment being developed all the time for saving soldiers lives that then go on to be adopted and adapted for civilians. It would be a beautiful thing if it weren't for the whole, you know, war and soldiers getting injured and dying parts.

[@peterryan4199]

Well... That triggered all sorts of PTSD! Fun times

[@Thomas-ul6ic]

Going to town on the homeboy in the middle of a firefight would definitely scare the enemy

[@NYCLurkin]

they way you pronounced corpsman would get me blasted lol

[@weaponizedkarma252]

grew up playing in the woods in michigan, much fun to be had

[@AkiUwUx3]

"Get out of the tank! You're not my dad." "Get out of the Humvee! *_GLADLY!_* "

[@russellchambersiii821]

I Love your videos and they just make me feel better and happy there amazing and even when my i' m at my lowest your videos made me feel better and put a smile on my face, and it made me feel more me. I love your videos and keep up the good work!💖💖😃😃🔥🔥

[@harleycriswell8504]

Man every one in the parashoot video thought some one was about to die

[@rhondatrout1360]

My Dad was stationed in Germany for Green Beret School. All of us kids were in the playground. We were watching the paratrooper coming down in a field across the street. Suddenly, his parachute failed several feet from the ground. We screamed and then his second parachute was deployed. So, all of us ran across the street to see if he was okay. I believe that was his intention to see if his 2nd parachute would deploy.

[@christianhensley3880]

Would love to see more of these videos

[@alexandregauthier5889]

9:35 this part reminds me so much of the military i used to be in, canadian marines have worst supplies than canadian swat/FBI

[@samanthanichols1569]

Meme at 24 minutes probably sums up every veteran experience

[@Akenomyoshi]

Love the fact he loves the mag switch and the mags on the floor XD

[@_itskira_9241]

MASTERPIECE ONCE AGAIN!!

[@tishagarrison3988]

Hey narrator!!! Great to see your video. Always a fan man!!

[@kristiepuffinpenguin4522]

The last clip is facts. I will ask my medic buddy a question and trust his thoughts over a college medical professional 90% of the time. 😂 the dude has done over a decade of service and saved more lives than the local ER dr, hands down!

[@BradenKavanaugh]

My dad was in the Marine Core.

[@TimMiller-bs8ou]

The parachute one reminds me of my brother that happened to him he was 82nd airborne did a deployment to Afghanistan came back was to doing field training where they spends days out training he hit the ground so hard he tore all the ligaments in his right arm and proceeded to stay in the field then got medically discharged they didnt even help fix him

[@halloweenqueen87]

10:36 aye but why!?! Its how i roll brother! 😅😂😂😂😂

[@alberich3099]

2:00 Our runnin gag was technical service on the inner eyelids. 3:26 had a similar situation, my chute didn't open properly. And at least for me I did not realise how fucking close I was togetting smushed. We drilled chutefailioure soo often that I was just goign though the motion. the realisation came later after hitting the ground. I just layed there thining my heart would just pop out of my mouth.

[@r.d2145]

1:23 my grandpa was in the navy and had fallen asleep on post. When the big rank manny came over to him and woke him up, my grandpa just said “amen”. I don’t think it worked, but it was quite funny

[@r.d2145]

Oh damn, narrator said that. My bad

[@paulskowronski9509]

2:54 the pucker factor he or she must be dealing with must have been insane in that they just barely made it to the ground in one piece their parachute failed like that

[@fshalor738]

Irony is; four out of five of the people who stitched me up over the last 20 years in either urgent care or ER's went into that career after they were discharged as 68Ws. The fifth was an Indian woman who had essentially a MD degree from her country, but since it didn't transfer was essentially starting over to get a nursing license.