Reacting to MILITARY FAILS with NIKKO ORTIZ!!!

[@NarratorWins]

Please don’t put me in a shark cage 🙏🏻

[@Darkqueen1015]

Sorry Narrator we all want it!!! Thank you for your and Niko's service! ❤

[@TheCorruptionKing]

Can we do a video about UCMJ violations? I volunteer my NJP/Captain mast story. Under age hotel party with a sewerslider drinker hidden "among us". She gets dangerous hospital level wasted, bringer to base, pass off to homies, pass quarter deck and get her in bed. Check on her and she throws up on an NCO. Ambulance ride. She had "Altered" her CAC to allowed her to under age purchase. CAC and medical records didn't match. She got busted. Rats on everyone. I take the hit/heat as the highest ranked(E3). Only her and I end up on restriction 30 days, half months pay x 2, extra duty, minus 1 rank

[@CM.Workings]

idk man

[@JaidynvH_06]

It's happening man, we need it

[@austinspence4248]

I want to see you too, cuddle out of fear

[@HizashiYamada-ShoutaAizawa]

I literally cant think of a better duo. Nikko and Narrator are like, one of my favorite people to watch when they do videos together. A few minutes later: *sniffles from remembering good times* I'm not crying, you're crying🥹😭

[@Wolfy1286]

Narrator may not be pregnant, but he definitely delivered

[@bjallan7468]

lol funy

[@Saanonymous80]

He's definitely pregnant with Nikko's baby

[@uxwofficial5722]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaahhhhh

[@Wolfy1286]

@@Saanonymous80 🤣

[@ItisJasmine27]

XD

[@ShrimpAlmighty]

@22:22 Hardcut to Narrator waking up on an air mattress in the middle of the Pacific... *Niko and friends laughing from Navy ship w/ binoculars from 16 miles away..."

[@DamienWoods-mk5st]

We're half way there! OOOOOHHH! LIVIN ON A PRAYER!

[@GermanTurtlebackArmorRules]

NIKKO AND NARRATOR BEST VIDEO DUO EVER

[@maryjane4432]

I like it when all of them get together, Branden Herrera, donut operator, nikko, narrator and fat electrician

[@GermanTurtlebackArmorRules]

@@maryjane4432 wait FE and Brandon get in on this also

[@SlayerOfTheSea]

Yep

[@benpurcell4935]

I mean there’s angry cops and the Fat electrician.

[@seveneightnineten6901]

The Military is Flamin' 🔥 🔥 🔥 right now with 💋 💑

[@bearded-donkey]

So Narrator has 964k subscribers, which means we can easily get this video to a million views. Also, Narrator never specified in what time frame this video gets to a million views so even if it takes 6 months to a year to get there we can still get narrator In a shark cage

[@talk2owls83]

I was at 30th AG, I was being processed for 3 weeks. Worst part of it was that 5 recruits cat called the Company commander and the first sergeant of the company. The entire Company was Smoked for 4 hours straight nonstop. Thankfully me and like 12 others got sent to a different company before cycling to our training unit. But the company we left got hit so hard by the DS's that a 1st LT from CID had to investigate and monitor the company, due to 12+ injuries from how hard the DS were smoking the Recruits. I only found out all this, due to me going to sick call and seeing someone from the company who had fractures in his legs and right arm. I felt sad for them for about 3 whole seconds, then said well you shouldn't have cat called the CO and 1SGT

[@MooseGaming33]

It still sucks for everyone who isn't those 5 tho.

[@DTreatz]

keep ♀ out

[@Incognito1786]

I thought we were dying when a guy in 1st platoon called the captain by her rank, RIGHT AFTER we were told not to do that. I just remember walking outside in a company formation and being told to get into front leaning rest and the sun going down before we were done. Then again, I was the dumbass who decided to get into shape during basic instead of before.

[@davecrupel2817]

​@@DTreatz Maybe not out. But entirely and completely separate from the rest.

[@Doofing_Cookies]

What’s funny about that one with the private who shot all his ammo is that you can tell that that drill was using every ounce of his soul to not laugh

[@mgauci45]

As a person who left the army for the air force....I can confirm. Air Force rocks and I hate to admit it. They have serious leadership issues though. I think pilots and ground crew should have to become familiarized with things like "drill", and "using rank instead of first names", and "instead of making someone do the hatless dance (charge parade) for showing up 6 hours late to work, they have to write a 1000 word essay". Yep, That's the Chair...er...Air Force. And yes, that wedge f'in rocks! It's like a satin va...er...you know.

[@TheDeviIDogg]

My grandpa served 32 years in the Navy as a pilot. ONLY reason why he ended up in the Navy instead of the Air Force was he was a few points short on some test, they told him to try the Navy because even thought it was pretty much the same thing he'd pass all their stuff with flying colors. However my dad's mom was in the Air Force somehow at the height of her drug addiction and one of my dad's earliest memories was playing on the base because two MPs kidnapped him until she gave them their drugs

[@The-reaper-24]

YES FINALLY SOMEONE THAT AGREES WITH ME!!!!

[@gyromurphy]

My sister joined AF back in the summer of .....2001. She did it to pay for Pittsburgh Beauty Academy, buuuuuut fate had different plans for her. She was security forces, and loved it. Granted, she did go overseas, and her body came back a little more crunchy than before she was sent to the International Airport of Baghdad, but she says she doesn't regret her time in the Air Force. She's been out years now. Has kids, and has a good life.

[@LonelyPluto317]

2:54 I lived on an Airforce base for six years of my life no joke, I was almost 7 years old when we left base but I still remember having to hear this and wake up to it all the time, not forgetting marching around the flag at school when I wasn’t even in first grade yet. What military base was this? None other than Dyess AFB. Love the C130s btw.

[@carolinewinter507]

Both my dad and my oldest brother Andrew(army veterans) used to play those goddamn trumpets to wake me and my other 3 siblings (brothers) up , whilst my Vietnam ass grandfather cackled with laughter in the living 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesthomas8389]

Nikko needs to put this video in the descriptions to all his videos to make sure this gets to a million, till the day it does

[@bryanklekar81]

Every time I hear those trumpets, my heart flatlines even when I'm on night shift

[@MooseGaming33]

but have you heard those sounds while still in an army issued twin bed on a work day???

[@bryanklekar81]

@@MooseGaming33 Yes. I'm still in the service. 2 years and still going strong.

[@President_Starscream]

When I was in it was still "don't ask don't tell." Glad at least some progress has been made, despite the hate crimes.

[@allanspeeney8731]

I was in the army reserves and also have a bad fear of needles. I don't react like that soldier did but I know exactly what's going through his head and making him move his legs. I don't (most of the time) but the urge is SOOOO strong bc your trying to relax your arm and fight every instinct telling you to RUN or fight.

[@laharlkent]

I just got discharged from hospital fri and my veins are 'DEEP' I am white and my elbow is darker than that man with all the bruising it took, Damn it hurt.

[@GhostPenelope13]

Fun fact: shark attacks only really happen because they think we are a turtle (paddling on a surfboard) or a seal. And some sharks are actually friendly (there are cases of sharks befriending divers). Also if a shark is showing interest in you, don’t swim away, prey does that, stand-er-float your ground- space. You can also direct sharks with your hand, pushing them down and away from you (basically you sidestep the shark and push its nose to the side, directing it away from you.). You can also rotate a shark, don’t do it if you are not familiar with the movement, I have no clue if all divers in the ocean are taught how to do this maneuver. Another fun fact: in a situation where there is a shark showing aggressive behavior and you are worried that they might attack, pray for dolphins. Yes. Dolphins. Thank you Casual Geographic for the facts that you research. Dolphins are really the only thing that sees a shark and decides that they want to wipe it off the census. Dolphins can kill a shark, they don’t eat it, they decide to do it for gits and shiggles. Dolphins may be kind to humans, but they are mean to everything else that they feel like being mean to. That’s why Belugas are the best. They are the real angels of the sea. They are what we originally think dolphins are. Sweet, friendly, intelligent, kind, empathetic, and sympathetic. Also there might soon be a Narluga in the world. Yes, that is possible. It has happened before. Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea and Belugas are the angels of the sea.

[@MrShortStuff]

I was waiting for the lovely Afghan good morning sound of "incoming, incoming, incoming wah wah wah!"

[@callancalvert5344]

Every soldier would have an instant heart attack

[@tylerfrench1299]

11:41 Met this dude at an airshow, he's a boom operator. I asked him if he controls it manually when the hydraulics act up.

[@scottevens6274]

Dude looks the type that will have his hairline receed to the back of his neck by 40. Just saying...😂

[@austinduran6669]

Never clicked so fast, and there's Nikko!

[@LonelyPluto317]

JAW DROPPED WHEN I SAW THIS COLLAB

[@Night_fox154]

My jrotc instructor who is a retired colonel was like all of you will hate basic training two of you sick people will love it

[@LoganSearles]

I love the empty magazine one, you can hear in his voice the Drill Sargent is just trying to hold it together.

[@Ulrieth14]

Sharks aren't the dangerous part, jellyfish are.

[@Ishikuthefurry]

yes

[@Jaquelin_Ivern]

True

[@hollyn9649]

Truth

[@Idk-h3t]

It’s the dophins

[@vaporean_boylove.0w083]

Jellyfish suck booty queefs more then sharks!

[@viorel_the_heir]

The absolute best duo. Ive been watching these guys for a while and they are the second reason that i recently enlisted into the military. June 18th is when my suffering begins

[@bigboy6994]

The best duo on the internet back together. Like army and navy partying like it nothing to lose 😢😢😢😢

[@dumbreaper0110]

Niko has my texas support for getting narrator to swim with sharks in a cage

[@robertmulligan901]

the boys and nikko go into a shark cage we gotta make this happen

[@rubberduck-sk4ev]

26:59 he was just getting a midnight snack for him and his bros

[@GrassVRgtag]

Imagine not being here in the first 30 seconds

[@MrUnknown_-ws1ry]

You lucky bastard.. you have my full respect 🫡

[@astradevelopments]

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[@GrassVRgtag]

@@MrUnknown_-ws1ryat ease soldier I’m just better like that🫡

[@glitchedghost1594]

16:45. The Air Force is now 39 sit ups, 30 push ups, under 15:50 mile and a half run! Just graduated BMT about a week ago and that was our minimum requirements and still carrys on throughout tech school and operational :)

[@UhSPECIALEDD]

NARRATOR! IVE NEVER CLICKED SO FRICKING FAST.

[@Kkqum730]

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[@gavinwatson8735]

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[@Benicio-hb3fj]

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[@Kitetsuu]

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[@NicoVerhulst]

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[@americanboy338]

Air Force PT test is 20% push-ups, 20% sit ups, and 60% run. To max, if under 25, is 67 push-ups in one min, 58 sit-ups in one min, and a 9.12 on the 1.5 mil run

[@scottdean2199]

Army doesn't need reading comprehension. lol

[@micahdill3149]

apparently the two army dudes can't read like the USAF

[@valen961]

You HAVE to put Nikko in a “dark humor” video with InternetCity

[@phelan511]

3:34 the kinda panic where you keep looking at your clock hoping it’ll change to like 5:15 am. Then you remember you’re a civilian again and you go back to sleep lmfao

[@Ody21]

Even though I haven't been to the military, I have un-ironically conditioned myself to stand at the position of attention when I hear the revelrie

[@CingCasper]

We are almost a 1/4 way to getting these two in shark infested waters together!

[@JoeyBlazegalov]

I love when you guys do military reactions😂😂

[@thegamingironman]

Reveille trumpet is my morning alarm. Its literally the only thing that will wake me up now lol. My reaction is still the complete same, im up quick in a panic and i havent been in the military since 2011

[@Eternal_NSG]

NIKO AND NARRTOR ARE BACK

[@williamh.8537]

Brother, I was at the 30th AG for like a month waiting for our cycle....I thought I'd died and that was our personal hell. lol

[@Ftheinternet342]

I love u narrator. :) Not in a weird way 💀

[@wyatt7465]

guy "where's that jet going to land since he's got no fuel?" me "the ground, he's going to land on the ground" guy "but there's no runway or flat surface" me "that's not relevant anymore"

[@richardmarkov2375]

My 2 favorite military Vet KZbinrs 💜 thank you both for the laughs. 🥰 P.S.: we need a million views, SHARK TANK! 🎉😂

[@Evoq_q]

The empty mag private video...I recognize that drill sergeants voice. His name is Drill sergeant Joseph and that dude was awesome. Miss that guy

[@Airsofterzz]

Mom wake up narrator uploaded

[@Anime_hunter397]

Narrator is the reason why I'm joining the military

[@rahar_peru]

its time to spam this video on all fat electrician, brandon herrera, demoranch, eli the special kid, habibis linecrosser streams, podcasts, etcto get it to 1m and get this 2 on the water...

[@zalosrider1826]

A BM is a boatswain mate, they preserve the ship, clean a lot, a lot of maintenance. Back and knee problems. I myself am one. Also by the time you become a BM 3 they expect you to carry a leadership position.

[@someguy332]

The Air Force PT thing said Points. Sit ups are worth 20 POINTS. Same with push ups being worth 20 points and the run is the money maker is worth 60 points.

[@Rubber_Duck2179]

Niko - "Kamila Harris" narrator, *dies laughing* Niko- "just kidding F*ck that B*tch" Me- *immediately likes video* 2:31

[@Graytail]

26:08 Narrator its easy! Repeat after me, 'chai-nahh' 'grayydest evvurh' 'yer fayke newz' 'I'm gonna come'

[@JohnO221]

My 2 favorite content creators…magnificent

[@BJJUSAF]

I think when I went to USAF basic and keep in mind that was 28 years ago. I thinking it was 35 sit-ups but think push ups were the same. I guess they had to lower it for the “fatty-boom-batties” But it was also only 6 weeks, sooooooo……😂😂😂 I was a load toad.

[@Argonachtx]

Well they read it wrong anyway lol. it says 20 points, as in 20 points out of a hundred is what that component is potentially worth if you max it

[@PorkChopSammie]

OIF era Door gunner here. Yeah Nikko you right. Chill and fun. Roller coaster + machine gun = fuck you pay me. And the only reason people may get the impression that gunners think they’re better than everyone else is because they’re better than everyone else.

[@alexevon6794]

A bear is a very bad choice. The shark is going to be quicker. You're going to lose both scenarios. However, the bear is going to eat you alive!!! There's a reenactment of a bear attack. I suggest you guys react to at some point. I think you'll reconsider your decision 😂 22:48

[@-S-i-m-m-e-r-]

It's very entertaining watching watching two vets watching military videos.

[@kenswapo]

Bro if i see them girl bots with them bikinis, I'm gonna lose it.

[@kristiewroght985]

I love the “ITS TIME TO STOP” it’s so funny

[@samuelvernon2673]

BM is a Boatswain's Mate; in charge of honors, ceremonies, and general seamanship (they tie the different knots). They are also usually the helmsman on the surface

[@sierrablair77]

correct but they are in charge of a lot more then that and the bms are like a jack of all trades on the boat, nd off on shore. since like i said they handle a lot more then just honors or ceremonies

[@samuelvernon2673]

@@sierrablair77 True, I just said what I knew 'cause I'm a squid who volunteered to go on things that sink in purpose

[@sierrablair77]

@@samuelvernon2673 ah. I just know by my younger cousin(younger then me) is navy. So that's how i know. She does a lot on a boat yk. So she's a jack of all trades lol

[@LexLootHoe]

Masters of paint.

[@Itkovan]

26:10 "Military grade" just means "bought from the lowest bidder, with the expectancy of having to rebuy it soon for replacements" these days, it USED to mean that it had passed far stricter and rigorous testing than what private sector items had to go through....

[@nicpeters4566]

You guys are awesome. I am an Air Force veteran. Fuels for 10 years. I agree that we didn't train for shit. But without POL pilots are Pedestrians.

[@graywolf2930]

Who the hell

[@MyahzZzz]

That guy Ryan looks like juicy kind of THE ONE WHO TRIED TO NOT LAUGH LOLL

[@Vitalsyx]

Oh my god guys their getting married! 🎉🎉🎉

[@markbowerii7632]

Narrator doing a mighty fine impression of Jon Bernthal as the Punisher LMAO.

[@Benwut]

Bro, holy shit, that airforce shit even I could do, and my legs are so fucked up that I have a disability (I can walk and run, just not longer distances than a mile or up hill), plus I'm a crippling asthmatic

[@gunslinger9418]

The part I find the funniest, not that I’m saying it’s “hard” cause it’s not but it just said push-ups and sit ups- 20 points not 20 required

[@mrcrabs3765]

My 2 favorite people making that banger content

[@meowthkid6089]

Deal 1 mil is easy

[@Depresso_no-espresso]

No

[@rubygamer21]

7:11 this entire part with the struggling to speak is literally me 💀 there are times where words just don’t word for me yet somehow my friends still understand me

[@CommanderRain_Official]

NIKKO!!!!!!!

[@HaileyBEE]

Man. Just gotta say the editor is amazing 😂 the first minute thirty made me laugh so much.

[@reelnmanglergilly4856]

28:20 butt butt

[@ShrimpAlmighty]

Seriously though, you guys should start seek out professionals and flip sharks and pet them. You guys don't gotta go deep, but seeing you guys with professional shark experts in a controlled setting playing with you worst fears would be a VERY cool and VERY inspiring video. Just make a video of you guys facing your fears with shallow water, big fish! And see where it might go from there. I bet it's popular enough to do it at least a couple times. Your fan bases will make sure of that! XD

[@SpinoKing2001]

Alright I’ll say it…I request a Dungeons And Dragons table top video so henceforth I will be commenting this on every new video he posts until my request is met you have been warned…

[@mikemurphy5898]

5:10 it's because the top is slanted upward from left to right, so when you line up the top edge, you're actually holding the one on the right higher

[@killslayer1526]

We LOVE the Nikko and Narrator collabs.

[@mnix5427]

I gotta say this was a great colab, we need more of this 😂💯❤️🇺🇸

[@ryanhowlett2036]

I am now invested to watch this as often as possible 😂

[@Suzuki_Hiakura]

I recall a story of marines requesting cas but due to inability to determine friendly and hostile targets in the night, the fighter was unable to provide it; pilot decided to do a dive and swift jerk to rapidly gain altitude, sending a massive air blast at the ground that sounded similar to a missile strick, which was enough to distract the enemy and give the marines an opportunity to pull out. Pilot also had to escape a locked on missile, but don't recall much of their statement. Was an interesting story I partially recalled from the last meme lol

[@voodooreptiles3553]

The laugh I had when the recruits walked up with bags off the bus was James Bond villain laugh.

[@samuelrobb2347]

The ADHD is very intense in this video just like me🤣

[@neardalert101]

Bout to binge watch this video on repeat to boost them views lol seeing Niko in a shark cage would be hilarious 🤣

[@PatchesTheProtogen]

16:45 Yeah similar thing here in Australia. The Australian navy just recently scrapped their entire PT program, and I do mean completely, no PT what so ever.

[@dannymiller3905]

Uh oh almost at 200k!!! Dun uh dun uh dunuhdunudun YOU'RE GOING SWIMMING WITH THE FISHIES!😂

[@AntickaSeatalon]

The fact that I'm watching this videos and I have no idea what half of them even mean but I'm rolling

[@justinmarko80]

7:16 👀 "You are AH, for your AH,! I AH...PER AH! This certificate AH.. For germbelexpxplabdfidheyshdmsebs... AH,! ....." 🤦 (Post JAB ceremonies 👀)

[@inferlynx737]

Narrator I’m calling my entire extended family on both sides, which by the way, half of them are from the deep south, and have nothing to do but have unprotected fun times and telling them to go to the specific video and hit the thumbs up button😂

[@CoreyReacts]

lmao VERY VERY VERY rarely I miss being in the military but only because of the friends and the dark humor 🤣🤣🤣

[@CluelessDude101]

As an ARMY brat, the scariest thing I ever learned about the Air Force was they they had mortar platoons. There is no safe place. Not near the mortar, not in your barracks jerking it, and definitely not being the enemy. God help everyone when they get woken up in the middle of the night.

[@Combothief]

my uncle who was in the air force always joked that the hardest part of the job was trying to figure out which 5 star chef he wanted to cook his food.

[@Armory_01]

The M808B Main Battle Tank, commonly known as the Scorpion, is the most common armored fighting vehicle employed by the UNSC during the Human-Covenant war, it is used in operations requiring heavy firepower or an anti-vehicular platform. Combining firepower, resilience and mobility, the Scorpion has proven itself formidable and earned the respect of friend and foe alike. The Scorpion represents the best possible balance between mobility and firepower. The vehicle's prominence among the UNSC armed forces is due to its low production cost, transportability, and overall firepower. Ceramic-Titanium armoring makes it almost invulnerable to small-arms fire and easily shrugs off normal ballistic and plasma weapons, while anti-mine software and electronics provide additional protection. The tank also features a small crew size, carrying one operator and up to four passengers on the treads. The Scorpion's main weapon, mounted on a 360° rotating turret, is the M512 Smooth Bore High Velocity Cannon which fires a 90mm tungsten shell, including S1 Canister Shells. Though this weapon can have difficulty penetrating the armor of some heavy vehicles, it is capable of disintegrating most targets in a single shot or gutting a Wraith in two to three, depending on where the shots hit relative to the target's hull. For additional offensive power, some Scorpions will instead mount a 105mm cannon. The M247T Medium Machine Gun serves as the tank's secondary weapon, delivering 7.62mm armor-piercing rounds with speed and thoroughness. It is mounted co-axially. The primary difference with this model is that the M808B can be completely controlled by a single cyborg pilot or a single human equipped with a neural interface. The machine gun is coaxially mounted next to the main cannon, removing the need for a dedicated machine gunner.

[@blendpinexus1416]

my routine is getting stable enough to the point that there is a time of the day, no matter how exhausted i am, what time i fell asleep at, i wake up right then and there. it's 14:55. right on the dot my entire body just goes "I'M AWAKE I'M AWAKE I'M AWAKE!!!!!"

[@smexypyro]

I've been waiting for this day since the beginning

[@dhackert0928]

I had that sound as my alarm for a while. Even me not being in the military, it still got me up pretty fast.

[@redpanda9449]

Commenting to boost the vid, so you can see the sharks

[@YorusNL]

I never smashed a like button so quick, ever! thanks Nikko!

[@maryjane4432]

Love me some Nikko and it’s almost a half hour! Love the longer vids

[@michaelcopple1736]

Narrator, I am an AF Vet. I absolutely loved the AF memes! 🤣

[@M-TRUST]

YESSS FINALY ANOTHER KICK AND NARRATOR VIDEO LET F🎉ING GOOOO!

[@KennethSchmahl]

As a kid with military parents, I remember being woken up at 2 AM to Taps many times and having to do a plank for four hours

[@ke7eha]

Listening to y'all talk about sharks... I'm going to go diving with hammerhead sharks in a couple months. It's going to be great!