Narx - Good Bad or Bad Bad #72

[@atomicdancer]

Well, it's been 10 months since the last Alex Maisonette review. And as you know, it's been 10 months. But ever since you guys did that last Alex Maisonette review 10 months ago, we've all been waiting for this next one. Well now, 10 months later, we finally got a new one from you, after 10 months. And you know, it might feel like it's been 11 months, but... actually, it's been 10 months.

[@jf...a-p1t]

And the number shall be ten and ten shall be the number... twelve is right out!

[@dromanov4267]

If someone told me you actually write all the scripts for Alex Maisonette's films I would genuinely believe them with no question.

[@thewraithwriter22]

@@dromanov4267 how bold to assume there are scripts

[@forestcampbell8962]

Just chanting "Been ten months." But in the cadence of "Imh-o-tep." From the original Mummy film.

[@ObtuseMori]

You wanna hear a story, man? It's been 5 years since you made this comment, 5 years ago. And, you know, 5 years ago when you commented this, it was 5 years ago.

[@DresdenShuffle]

You guys deserve a lot more subs, that's a given, but I personally like the little community here, it's like loving an artist when they're underground and unknown before they become mainstream.

[@125loopy]

Same. I wish they could make more money because they put in a lot of work but I've been watching since the 7th episode or so and I really love the comment section here. P. S. Holy run on sentence, Batman!

[@MegaKilerr]

They are just a worse version of RLM's BOTW. They just seem lame in comparison imo. And their laughs seem kind of forced some times.

[@SoundBoredProduction]

​@@MegaKilerr fascinating

[@lenonel3286]

@@MegaKilerr wrong

[@MegaKilerr]

right*

[@visionaryventures12]

Amazing! The falling body was polite enough to compactify himself for later cleanup.

[@xhappybunnyx]

*with a rake!

[@thenightrider2121]

More Alex Mazze. The man who really means when he says he has his own intentions.

[@ambskater97]

But what happened to him 15 years ago?

[@carlostaffanelly418]

@@ambskater97 whatever happened, it definitely started him down this trail... It's now been 10 years

[@Redscape_]

And when I say I have my own intentions, I mean...I have my own intentions

[@devinthierault]

We are a go, and when I say that I mean everything goes.

[@xhappybunnyx]

both of these quotes ^^ live rent free in my head to this day. Must've rewatched this one like three dozen times already, such a gem to have on in the background

[@SoundBoredProduction]

10:24 "For some reason I continue to do this line of work. It's maybe because I enjoy it. It's challenging. The overtime. Plus, I'm good in what I do." - Uncle Mazze discussing his film career.

[@ericthegreat7805]

LOL

[@Ennead13x]

Imagine being the kid in the framing device, having to listen to this confusing story with the addition of it all being in a terrible Jamaican accent. All that iconic dialog with of "mon" after every single sentence.

[@TyroneDeise]

I give this video a 10/10... years, now.

[@sirtalkalotdoolittle]

Maisonette's true calling is technical advice. With a lot of help with writing for the screen, he could easily write a good cop scene. He knows how they work, but not how to make it exciting.

[@Mr72Dolphins]

10 years ago, I was shot 10 years ago

[@zombiewolf3244]

@Albert Romanov so someone got shot 20 year's ago? ago

[@davidtangen8189]

I was shot 15 years ago till this day mas i wad shot 15 year ago

[@devinthierault]

15 years ago I saw three flashes, 10 years ago.

[@babyvalentina3077]

10 years ago someone wrote a comment about how I got shot ten years ago... #10yearsago

[@canocohen4218]

Actually it was... 15 years- it was 15 years ago.. that’s when I was shot 15 years ago I was shot...

[@hanzo935]

Some people have feet fetish, Alex Maisonette has time fetish.

[@donnylurch4207]

"For this, I'm Jackson. I'm Uncle Mazze." That sounds so awkward. It would be better like, "I'm Uncle Mazze, but for this operation, I'm Jackson." Then he can still explain the "Uncle" moniker and it would work fine.

[@eduardopena5893]

Alex "Action" Jackson.

[@shaide5483]

He needs to hire you

[@dreadxcii2403]

I've been waiting for this review for 15 years

[@shaide5483]

15 years ago?

[@hellomyfriends9740]

15 years?

[@thechimera5988]

You know that time when I was waiting? For this review? 15 years ago? That time 15 years ago, I was waiting for this review...15 years ago.

[@eduardopena5893]

15 years ago I was shot by 4 guys. The chief said it was only one. He changed the story. But I was there, I saw 4 shots, because I was there 15 years ago when I got shot by those 4 guys.

[@romulusnuma116]

I remember back when you reviewed your first Alex Maisonette and you know that video you reviewed of that Alex Maisonette it was a review of a film by Alex Maisonette so all I can say is that this is also a film by Alex Maisonette much like that other film by Alex Maisonette that you reviewed...

[@carlostaffanelly418]

Next level joke here, buds

[@UncomfortableShoes]

Feels like the last time they did a review of Alex Maisonette it was 15 years ago...

[@mehrunez4838]

@@UncomfortableShoes Do you remember that time. They reviewed that film 15 years ago? that was the film they reviewed, 15 years ago. Someone tried to say they didn't review it 15 years ago, but they did review it...15 years ago. Then..there was that time 30 years ago..

[@princesstamika]

i know a dude that talks (and presumably thinks) just like that. it's cool when you're a middle school student bumbling your way through a presentation in class but extremely annoying any other time. it conveys almost no information in the most drawn out way. edit: much like my comment, which is a comment by me; much like any other comment by me.

[@KB-bh9hp]

I liked the joke that you made when this review came out, but you did a good job on this joke that came out after the review.

[@domagojkersun9630]

You dudes really deserve more subs.

[@The_Kentuckian]

First it was officer dad jeans, now we've got detective cargo shorts.

[@unwingedwren9907]

As a Jamaican I have to say no one here actually says mon and hearing it so much in a minute is so painful lol. I guess he tried though *shrug* Will have to finish this later though. Back to work!

[@unwingedwren9907]

@leah rose Umm, Kyle tried? It's not the worst I've heard but I guess because Maisonette didn't say as many words he sounded a smidgen better. The two Rastas sound like actual Jamaicans. Not that they’re saying anything. They're doing the same ad lib as they do in the cop scenes where it's words but there no real point to what they're saying.

[@Liliputian07]

hit us up with some patwa

[@johnk.7523]

Alex Maze is a bumbaclot

[@kryonik]

Three things: 1. Max News misspelled "adobo" on their chyron 2. That dummy did a full scorpion (r/fullscorpion for more) 3. I been working undercover for 10 years ever since my partner died 15 years ago

[@markandrewpaul4233]

20:40 that's hilarious Kyle 😂😂😂

[@jorgecalderon1519]

You guys are entertaining, but having watched your vids several times I found a way to get some more replay value out of them. 1) Turn on the captioning and enjoy Neil Breen being called Nail Brain. 2) Turn the playing speed to .5. Brian sounds like he's drunk the whole time and the laughing/screams are hilarious.

[@franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596]

The return of the Alex Mayonnaise! Oh boy Alex Morrisette is my second favourite action director(but he is no Neil Breen).

[@Edax_Royeaux]

Neil Breen is way more charismatic. There's no way Alex can just make a green screen speech to the world without choking over his own words.

[@FormerlyMatthewC]

That's exactly how I rank my movie directors. Breen is the king.

[@FormerlyMatthewC]

"When I say Uncle, I don't mean uncle and aunty." That reminds me of Zoolander when Zoolander says, "I don't mean brother brother, I mean like the way black people say it."

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

"Which is more meaningful I think"

[@ericthegreat7805]

Holy fuck lmao

[@minnesotafretswithmartybei5890]

Now we know why he added Lenny G later in his movies...to bring the his movies to masterpiece level

[@kenkarsonn]

Holly Jones walked so that Lenny G could run …like a madman to the nearest active crime scene so he could drop knowledge for the people

[@kenkarsonn]

54:12 can’t believe they suspended my man without play, he’s gonna be so sad sitting by himself at the park :(

[@CableB_]

The Alex Masionette Drinking Game: Drink every time he says "I was Shot ____ years ago", "It's been ____ years", or if there's anything blurred out, if you see posters at police headquarters or if there's a kick drum for every cut.

[@Revanite001]

Also everytime someone mentions "X happened Y years ago", you have to take Y amount of shots. Don't think you're getting away with just 1 :)

[@ericthegreat7805]

Also if they say theyre gonna go on a drug bust

[@johnk.7523]

You guys deserve many more subs.

[@TheSsjJoker]

Quoting ice cube here “today is a good day” I mean not only another Friday but a NEW episode and it’s Alex maisanate’s Narx Plus love the beginning of the episode lol 😂 how Kyle just vanishes and appears behind Bryan 😂

[@vsGoliath96]

You know what's funny? Alex may be a terrible film maker, but I literally did not know this movie existed, saw the thumbnail for this video, and knew it was one of his works. What I'm saying is that the man has a visual style to rival Kubrick.

[@brandonsblock]

I love how Holly Jones clearly says "Adobo Lounge" but the Super says "Adobe Lounge". Alex Maze is truly a genius!

[@jamesd4223]

Of all my favorite KZbin channels, GBBB is the one that I legitimately get excited to watch when I see a new episode notification.

[@holdenkenne]

You have no idea how long ive been waiting for this.

[@ParanormalFire]

YES MORE ALEX MAISONETTE!!!!!

[@muhammadmazharhussain7689]

Love the content . Keep doing what you are doing , guys .

[@TheMainTagonist]

I literally work with an old ex-cop who talks exactly like Alex Maisonette

[@derpyguy]

"Having a Kanye moment" has a very different meaning these days.

[@OCDustin]

I never watched a review where i laughed and pitied the people equally. This was a glorious Friday. Thank you GBOBB.

[@ges4934]

Yesss so excited to watch this! Also, Bryan, I started listening to The Film Is Lit and I'm obsessed. It's SO fucking good! I love it :) please tell Katie she fucking rocks and needs her own podcast or KZbin channel or something! I mean unless she doesn't want one, not everyone does. I would just love to see more of her, like hearing her talk about books she loves or just whatever. You two are so cute together and it makes me happy. And I'm non binary so it really means a lot to me that you add it at the end.. I'm not upset when people don't but it can be kinda depressing to always be left out or not thought of and it always makes me smile when you say it so thank you :) If anyone reading this hasn't checked them out you really should! 💜

[@anthonyhuwe6495]

I literally yelled YESSS when I saw this in my updates lol

[@therealmikebrown]

You guys are awesome. The name of the movie is "Infernal Affairs", with an "f."

[@shawnconway6009]

"This is the Departed, but incomprehensible." Sounds about right. Though it reminds me of a movie called Partners.

[@SCARFACE9511]

11/10 intro

[@chrisandrew7577]

The guy in the gold suit was flaunting his final form

[@zetsudvd]

"You know you always have my blessin', partner. That's my partner right there. And that's a callback. From the beginning-- so it's come full circle. And then we brought you back from the dead. Well, the shaman did it. And then we killed her. Because we didn't want her to bring back Lazarus." Maisonette movies always remind me of Mac in those Lethal Weapon scenes from It's Always Sunny.

[@lukeb247]

Awesome, gbobb and Alex Masionette together again.

[@skAteSMR]

OMG can't wait to peep this! I have a hook up on a rare, shitty movie - IT HAS WORSE/MORE MIND-BLOWING gunfights than any Alex Maisonette film. Truly insane. "Pressure" from Maverick Ent. I bought the copy that I used to rent hundreds of times from my local Hollywood Video, when it went outta business. I also have a digital file of it. Insanely hilarious.

[@Elvoalven]

The two Jamaican guys remind me of the Jamaican jellyfish from Shark Tale 😂

[@aronmichael4730]

Liked it even before seeing it.

[@solwogan5356]

Blaze! The streets took you, Blaze! Didn't I tell you?

[@solwogan5356]

DAMNIT YOU USED THE CLIP!

[@cremetangerine82]

I have worked in law-enforcement and with law-enforcement for over a decade, and the type of slang that is used is fairly accurate. For example, a “hand-in-hand” is a drug deal done in person exchanging the drugs for money hand-in-hand. But this is done in such a confusing way that it’s hard to follow the context of what these people are saying. There’s a way to add more context clues in order for those outside of the profession would get what is being conveyed.

[@Hillary92126]

So excited to see you guys posted a new one! You are the perfect way to get ramped up for the Weekend.

[@AlyrArkhon]

The "This place is like this glass of water" can be a T-shirt (if it already exists sorry)

[@bogdan3209]

This Big Ed twist is maybe the best thing i ever seen in movies

[@lindinle]

1:48 ive seen this video hunders of times. i always thought the 3 movies were connected!

[@joseluiscanales3930]

Hell yeah nothing personel

[@KB-bh9hp]

When my friend told me this review was out, I responded with, you are bringing good music to my ears.

[@jasoncase9481]

This is a wonderful channel that mostly reviews bad or awful movies. I'm amazed that they don't have as many subscribers as RedLetterMedia.

[@biofriik]

Yes! More Alex Maisonette!

[@marcosrecio4062]

Yes! I just finished watching your Grease 2 review,and this pops up on my notifications

[@ProfessorHubertFarnsworth]

I love how neither of you caught/commented on the scene with the girlfriend/wife regarding the bullshit pregnancy dialogue. She literally says "one month ago you told me you wanted a kid, and I gave you that". So we are to believe he decided he wants a kid and gets her pregnant immediately with no issues/waiting for her ovulation cycle AND that she already knows and has confirmation from her doctor that she is pregnant? While it's possible, it's extremely rare/unlikely.

[@joeyst-pierre6139]

That smile after it not being Ryan's babe, oh gborbb, I can't be mad at you.

[@kenkarsonn]

18:05 "Two hundred more thousand dollars"

[@STOCKHOLM07]

Welcome back Enya

[@UncomfortableShoes]

I really love the idea of the doctor telling the wife of a guy who just died the time of death. Incredible.

[@LilMorphineAnnie]

You have no idea how excited I was when this popped up omg

[@michellewidjaja4779]

56:42 it's been agent torrez all along...

[@yourdadhasadogfilter2505]

Never been so early in my life. Now I must do my duty and actually watch the video

[@lastofthebrohicans4998]

Yes. Thank you. Been living in rabbit holes. Needed some comedown .

[@AL-SH]

Excuse me, you have my picture there

[@cowgrll]

Hey, mon. Great video, mon. Yeah, mon.

[@SophisticatedFlow]

I literally yelled out “YEAH!!” Because this was the first thing on my homepage.

[@nonjaninja4904]

"Suspended immediately without play." Amazing.

[@tiniepuppie]

I’ve been watching since right after yall covered Temptation.

[@Etherwinter]

I was praying for this day to come!

[@floydlooney6837]

Love these videos, seems to be a long wait between them.

[@Awwscrewit]

YES! The return of the Maisse!

[@thezone3946]

Wait...was the voice micro chip a flippin MENTO!?!? Damn movie...amazing

[@clamstain]

haven't you seen the commercials? Mentos can do amazing things.

[@wallyman292]

Swear to god the "microchip" the fat dude said he used to alter his voice was an altoid.

[@mutestingray]

36:45 one of the most uninterested actresses I’ve ever seen.

[@FormerlyMatthewC]

As soon as I saw the thumbnail, I knew it was going to be Alex Maisonette!

[@arnoldmanuel3311]

"Nothing personel, Kid."

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

I would die of actual shock, if I found out Alex was EVER a cop and/or worked undercover!!!! *No.* Just…..no. 🤣

[@mystical5868]

There should be a podcast or KZbin show where people rewrite bad movies to fix all their mistakes, is that a thing?

[@OScube]

There’s something weirdly relaxing, zen, and ambient about Alex Maz episodes.

[@asanelson6029]

Hey Guys, this made my Friday

[@Edax_Royeaux]

Well this is weird, so because the director was a cop and used his cop friends, the film dialogue became too authentic? To the point of being incomprehensible? Usually I'm laughing at the opposite problem.

[@DarnGinger]

Ryan's Babe and GETEVEN are the 2 reviews I need in my life

[@lindinle]

this was on my birthday :D also narx is part of the other maze-movies

[@Seanbo88]

"Do I need to count this?" "Not if your math is bad." - I think what he's saying is the money is correct, so don't count it if you can't count well (i.e. "if your math is bad"). It does make sense, but it's still terrible.

[@cipherenigma]

What an aMAZZing movie 🤣

[@thezone3946]

Great new video guys!

[@mgarcar1255]

I thought that one actor (Chris Mulkey) was the same guy from America Beauty, but it turns out it is a different actor... I was seriously confused why he would be doing a movie like this lol

[@itsdragoman]

the plot twist in the beginning, I'm dying xd

[@DamienBlade]

Ok, this bothered me so much I had to comment. Did anyone else notice Max News had the name of the restaurant wrong? The wrote Adobe Lounge, not Adobo.

[@Zcumgod]

You know what, that Fat Joe retcon is almost respectable.

[@rosalynredwood4542]

this is so cliche..but still.. HAPPY BELATED VALENTINE'S DAY you two!!!😍💖💖

[@theArcanaOFZero]

You guys will complete the Alex mais Quad right? The next one is D'Curse! Please do that too!

[@mamzersdream1]

Dope

[@MusicalSeizureGuy]

I got denied a raise in my play amount once… was very sad, I just couldn’t get played more 🥺😝

[@vsGoliath96]

"Start a crusade." Yes... YES! Battle Brother! Today the enemy is at our door! For the EMPRAH!

[@MartinKincl1993]

55:12 Kyle is turning into Rich Evans!

[@maverick792]

1:03:04 You can clearly see it's Alex Maze in Hawaiian shirt. You can see his beard and his bald head from behind.