NASTY BEANS UNBOXING! (CASE OPENING #15) Counter - Strike : Global Offensive

[@gebthabeb]

Yo, the creatures should do the beanboozled challenge. Can people like this, so we can bring it to their attention?

[@Lostswimmer1997]

That with a crate unboxing

[@HokageEzio]

Put the jelly beans in a shot of balsamic vinegar, so they get a present every time they take a shot.

[@못잘-v5d]

Dream's dead

[@sanityjinxazu]

You know lad, you could just get back at her by holding a foul-tasting bean beneath your tongue and kissing her, then pushing the bean into her mouth before moon-walking out of sight saying "Revenge, sucka!"

[@burdy-]

it's not like she forced him to do this at all...

[@sanityjinxazu]

Burdy I figured that too, But it's only a suggestion anyways.

[@burdy-]

connorbnelson the comment made me slightly uncomfortable in the first place

[@sanityjinxazu]

Burdy The moonwalking or the holding the jelly bean under the tongue and pushing it into the other mouth upon kissing?

[@tangcyka]

sanityjinxazu aint nothing wrong with that, i used to do that

[@babyshambles5256]

This video made me so much more happier than ive been all day. Thank you Aleks. Ive been having a lot of trouble lately with a girl and I was losing hope. This video didn't restore hope but it sure did make me feel a little better. Keep doing ehat you're doing. And congrats on the knife!

[@jennuellibutan5675]

Go take her by the legs and make her laugh!

[@XxAeroxXable]

I can replace her.

[@billy9585]

I think someones bu thole is leaking after this

[@BarneysanchezDH]

Don't be relationship oriented, especially while going through schooling. Be You, fool.

[@XxAeroxXable]

Guardian Angel Woahh calm down.

[@13JIBBLES]

Just a fella in 2021 remembering what I grew up watching

[@Dalfrid001]

same here, just another fella

[@heyadrianx]

@@Dalfrid001 just another fella

[@crumb6006]

@@heyadrianx Just another fella

[@maz0k1st]

just another fell--...

[@Cod_Logic]

2024

[@TheImperialNova]

"Once you get to the swallow, there's no turning back." - ImmortalHD

[@movecount]

Oh my goodness. Jordan...

[@movecount]

The thumbnail was really misleading btw

[@movecount]

***** I mean, I thought it stopped at the Module right beside the knife so he made that face.

[@captkiller9]

PCMasterRacer then its your own fault for thinking that.

[@movecount]

captkiller9 I don't think my own opinion and your opinion affects me in any way so... have a good day now.

[@nuclear804]

the thumbnail was a lot better than last time he got a knife. the last one completely gave it away and didnt make you so surprised. But, with this one it was more of a mystery like: was he trolled by gaben? or did he get the knife? hmmm...

[@rfarlow341]

I approve of this unboxing

[@whxrecat]

That was fast

[@bikinipuncake724]

I was looking everywhere for you!!!

[@jdog21__11]

u ate someone buger lol

[@MrDucklets]

My heart broke when he said he had a girlfriend.

[@mazzotta8951]

rekt

[@twingtwangtwong1]

***** Thirsty as hell nigga.

[@kelvintan1032]

I'm so sorry it had to be like that Lucy.

[@Wittacon]

***** ...............You could, but will you, no.

[@MrDucklets]

Aye, I just need some ice cream to heal.

[@slaytonpeale9727]

15:39 He just shuts up and stares at the screen like "Holy shit."

[@KalmJazzCry]

Who else has been watching Kootras' December Daily Dozen and hope he watched this video? Because I started laughing like a mad man when he got the knife, knowing that Kootra would see this video at some point.

[@JasuTheSnipe]

Jordan just got a knife... For Dan...

[@KalmJazzCry]

JasuTheSnipe But was the full unboxing on his channel and Steam account? I think NOT, good sir. T'was Dans' money and cases, Jordan merely clicked three things.

[@Terraformerfelan]

Cooper Sawyer that's the joke...

[@KalmJazzCry]

Terra Former It was a joke? I thought he was pointing out a fact, because it didn't make me chuckle.

[@PrincetheRipper7]

Cooper Sawyer It's a running joke. But it was obvious that it shouldn't be taken seriously.

[@c_bass_chin]

I like how Aleks' green part of his tattoo takes affect on the green screen. (14:51)

[@FG-ip3de]

No he has a chuck missing from his arm...

[@c_bass_chin]

The guy that is really bored and doesn't know what to do..... Yea duh. anything green when recording a green screen affect will be the background color.

[@halcyonsonata]

Me too it looks pretty cool

[@bikinipuncake724]

Aha I thought I was the only one that noticed.

4:40 - vomit 5:45 - another vomit 6:22 - grass 8:00 - black pepper 10:00 - sausage 11:04 - another grass 12:03 - a booger 12:39 - ear wax 15:36 - sweet gaben 16:51 - dirt or earth worm (maybe sausage) 17:27 - ear wax with a lot more potency 18:28 - earth worm

[@Zerscape]

I like how Aleks named this video: doesn't really spoil what he rolls. Unlike Hordan where you know if he gets something good or not just by the video title.

[@loiloiloi6]

The thumbnail is *literally* a knife

[@Zerscape]

loiloiloi6 Yeah but it doesn't show it LANDING on the knife.

[@acolyteboot7008]

+loiloiloi6 he had one in the thumbnail when it went by before so it dosent really spoil it

[@EnGalenPerson]

Grats on the second knife, I got a butterfly the other day so the feeling is still clear in my head. The adrenaline rush when you see that knife tick in...

[@Soldier-bo7uo]

Getting recommended this video in 2021 is like getting recommended a time machine to when I saw this when it first came out

[@transcendedanal5597]

"I can't do grass again" -aleks 2014

[@VampiricFatality]

Kootra must be so mad right now xD Another Knife for Alek's

[@Wittacon]

Apparently Dan got a knife or something according to their twitters....so..Kootra is probably suicidal at this point.

[@ultimatenick37]

Wittacon At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Gaben has a person vendetta against Kootra or if Kootra edits out everything good he gets.

[@gabycashy5]

Ultimate he can't hide guns in his inventory

[@ultimatenick37]

gabycashy5 He can sell them or give them to another account.

[@1gamesforyou]

JORDAN! Harry potter beans are the solution to your knife problems! YOU GOTTA DO THIS MAN!

[@Lolingtrollface]

Hi I'm Jeff and I'm 21 about a week ago I was in me moms cars listening to darude sandstorm

[@turahwobo9466]

soo.....?

[@johntargett4826]

All the jokes

[@ShermieM]

My name is Jeff

[@sev2725]

Turah Wobo Git gud scrub.

[@emylifox]

That's not funny.

[@twoguns5826]

Blast from the past miss the old days

[@BrookeWynnyk]

Gabe N was thanking Aleks for shaving.

[@athalia3661]

Gaben

[@bikinipuncake724]

GabeN*

[@Blitzscrank]

BikiniPUNCAKE his real name is Gabe Newell. gaben is probably just a nickname that kootra screams out in frustration after getting his 7th ssg slashed

[@bikinipuncake724]

Blitzscrank Yeah no crap his name is Gabe Newell. We call him GabeN on Steam, with a capital N cause that begins with his last name. Kootra did not make up the nickname Gaben at all.

[@gaddiusgaddium9082]

Please let it go, he was trying to grow it out, and guys are sensitive about their facial hair, just like some women try to get the perfect hair, guys grow and maintain beards, so please drop it and have a good day.

[@The7e7e7e7]

If you listen closely, you can hear Kootra weeping softly.

[@bbriiannz]

I wish Kootra would do something like this with the jelly beans in his unboxings. I could imagine all the nasty flavors he would get.

[@HA-Z1]

Sometimes being inspired by someone is really a bad thing.. I regret trying this, I only have myself to blame though

[@crillinrodrigues]

hands down the best unboxing EVER

[@Foulest]

I unboxed 2 cases, first time playing CS:GO: AK47 Vulcan Factory New, and P90 Trigon Factory New.

[@Mineralvand1]

Toootally.....

[@MMAengineer]

my friend opened also 2 cases: 1. M4A1-s guardian FT Stattrack 2. Butterfly Fade FN

[@MMAengineer]

Vander men and i just get bullshit over and over again

[@chopper9778]

Video or it never happened

[@Foulest]

steamcommunity.com/id/epicness111/inventory/

[@mumbleslol]

Guess you could say the sausage one was the wurst..

[@NeonW55]

god damn it

[@infernapenguin]

Bu dum tss

[@questlordjake3563]

We'll bang, ok?

[@mumbleslol]

Ser Mortimer I'm down.

[@jameswray50]

Hordan is going to cry when he hears Aleks got another knife.

[@YouOnlyIiveTwice]

Thank you for editing out a lot of the parts in between boxes unlike Kootra who will just leave his over-exaggerated reactions in just to lengthen the video.

[@fairplay110100]

there was such a huge pause between when it rolled, and when u reacted. GG alex XD

[@MyNameIsNotSam]

im sitting here watching you unbox a red then a knife 1 box later and i get happy to unbox a blue gun i actually use

[@NecrosVideos]

I like soap.

[@kittencakes2702]

That's Dope...

[@angelboy632]

you can call me the pope.

[@HecyJL]

I'm not good at rhyming

[@mattalexgee]

Me neither.

[@mattalexgee]

Dafuq

[@snash152]

Why did this video just pop up in my recomended feed?

[@RSZ1000000]

the trickshot reaction sound clips make it 10x better

[@migtonomus1879]

out of all the creatures who've got a knife. aleks had the most calm reaction

[@Beltwa_festonowa]

I was opening huntsman cases at the same time as you. When you got a knife, I got AK 47 Vulcan factory new.

[@normalaleks4549]

I really wonder how they created these flavors...

[@zeldaplayer09]

***** LOL wtf

[@MeatShovel]

Meanwhile in Koots' office: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!! GABEN!!! WHYY!!

[@tastyfruitz]

Not sure if anyone will see this in 2020 or beyond but just wanted to say I realized Aleks was one of my favorite youtubers and will go down in utube history. Been following since that time nova introduced him to the channel on that one minecraft series in the snow and been loving his recent streams tho I do chill on the tube more.

[@deadman4712]

Yeah man, i loved his crysis 3 series but he orivated

[@TheCatholicPrius]

I liked seeing people open knives, I havent gotten one yet but seeing them lose their minds and gets so excited makes me excited for the possibility of getting one myself, lol

[@eatmyass1922]

I know it's boring but just buy them on the market cases are a waste of money.

[@darkaquatus]

This is why I love Seamus so much: he never exaggerates about this type of stuff. That might make some stuff (like horror games) less entertaining for some youngsters, but most adults appreciate the real thing a lot more.

[@TheeGlennShow]

did aleks just say troll at 20:07? I doubt it

[@bryanevans1692]

you dick

[@FaTaLKoNcEpT]

Can't believe I actually clicked this.

[@SuperStraLori23]

Glenn Dem Wow, i clicked it .

[@ジーハウン]

Nice try :3

[@theturkeybandit]

6 years go by fast wow

[@marclichten116]

Seeing him happy makes me happy .....makes everyone happy. Makes the world happy

[@gunsmackk]

CONGRATS DUDE! Lol that knife was so unexpected xD

[@chirkotelhin1806]

15:40 for knife

[@roshan.m.9682]

U are amazing :)

[@rockbroncos1]

*sigh* waits for someone to screenshot the face he made so they use it as their profile pic and make "troll face aleks" as their username.

[@JinxiiMinx]

Too late. I already saw a TrollFace Aleks somewhere below. xD

[@trollfacealeks3484]

***** such rude

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

Omg the official gaben KZbin account.

[@hornyrefereealeks3246]

Do you quarrel sir? (ง'̀-'́)ง

[@franksteinscientist]

***** I have to agree with you, friend.

[@_SwankyO]

Once you start to swallow there's no going back.* ~Aleks 2014

[@TheMinecraftGodz]

THERES NO HOIMG BACK - DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNUN

[@Ztc1996]

I love how the jelly bean on the box was the same color as his green screen so it showed the CS:GO in the background

[@raulbracamontes8142]

OHHHHHH THAT SPIN DO THAT WAS AWSOOMMEE

[@EnthusiasticEric]

you better get something good, 100 boxes and i have a crimson web gut knife minimal wear, a karambit slaughter factory new an awp asiimov and m4 asiimov some pinks and an ak47 redline stat. I'll try to share my luck with you guys lol. jordan seems to need it the most.

[@bradstewart398]

None of your achievements count you sold your soul to the devil for that luck. ;)

[@EnthusiasticEric]

ok he got a knife, not bad hahah, and :) Hey it was a lifetime guarantee lol.

[@HarroKitteh]

I opened 7 cases, got a bayonet crimson web FT, a m4a1 guardian, a nova antique and a stattrak cz tread plate fn when they had value

[@NightRxnner]

But he got a knife though

[@Blitzscrank]

HarroKitteh oh yea? i opened one case and got 5 karambit case hardened stat and fourteen factory new ak-47 fire serpents. -_- see how anyone can spout nonsense but without any real proof, it becomes classified as complete bullshit

[@elmoexterminator]

Just realized his tattoo is green so you can see through his arm.

[@Wyllowisp]

Jordan is going to be so mad about that, xD

[@Setsunai01]

Dont worry, Dan also rolled a knife xP He's posting the video tomorrow i think.. Kootra flipped his shit on twitter lol

[@matene6932]

i love how the green in aleks tattoo goes through the green screen

[@PromiThiux1]

Its funny how part of his tattoo blends in with the geen screen so you can see through his arm

[@xholzerr]

And im just sitting here with default skins and knifes

[@Nator110]

Same

[@xmartinpanda]

Then buy some fucking cases, if you don't want to don't fucking brag about it.

[@Rhys-gv3ir]

Probably because your a kid that can't even get $5 on steam

[@xholzerr]

Rhys March well, I am a kid, and i almost got a knife, im doing the nothing to a knife and im at $19 so far :P

[@Nator110]

Rhys March no because i dnt wanna get bankrupt

[@R4Z3RHD]

Happy feet..... wombo combo..... oh oh OH!......OHHHHHHH OOOOHHHH!

[@FEknuckle]

I feel for Jordan. My friend and I would always buy so many packs of cards and I would always get shit while he gets cards worth $100. I hate the rubbing it in part with the stupid montage music when you get something good and then play it at the end again in slow motion. Adds insult to injury. Don't be an ass about it.

[@zzzaij383]

what

[@scottwilson1672]

K

[@ObitoTHEwraith]

jordan has nothing to do with this video. if you won the jackpot youd be celebrating too with no concern with those who havent.

[@maxthewaveb8441]

Someones butthurt

[@Metaldracklolzyou]

I'm sorry. I forgot the world revolved around you. I hope he changes it for your sake

[@airhimairi7515]

Gaben sees you have gotten many blues, You are blessed my Child

[@SOUL4356REAPER]

U know I didn't want to believe that Jordan is just plain bad luck but after seeing this and then Dan getting a knife I'm convinced now

[@melomania2637]

Where'd Jackie Chan go?

[@justintimefr]

Number of knives: Alek - 2 Jordan - 0 xD (Bet you're mad Hordan hahaha)

[@gabycashy5]

Who is Hordan? A new creature?

[@adventZX]

James calls Jordan Hordan, pal.

[@PaddingtonBear22]

Where are the Troll Face Aleks accounts? C'mon 301 club...

[@yamanreese]

Prepare yourself, they'll come.

[@normalaleks4549]

They ALWAYS cum. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@kujoforever]

At least thirsty aleks is here, wanna colab?

[@TheGamingCat1477]

Everytime he wins, he's like a kid trying not to be loud because his parents are sleeping

[@williamhaugland8495]

what is the music called when he unboxes the knife at 15:42

[@1998scout]

That Knife is just a huge fuck you too Kootra right now

[@welldone3971]

Holy shit those four iBuypower stickers

[@kleptheone6529]

+Dank Squad Gaming yeah?

[@welldone3971]

Nobody Cares that's about a thousand dollars.

[@kleptheone6529]

Dank Squad Gaming he threw em away

[@kleptheone6529]

walalalwlal weweee ooowoowowuwu

[@welldone3971]

Nobody Cares sorry dude, I'm by no means a sticker expert.

[@sander4656]

Wtf, he had his Arm tattoo on his Right arm before, now its on his left arm WTF!

[@brianthai9260]

The camera is showing it the opposite side

[@AarieaaronFTW]

Probably flipped the video in editing.

[@bikinipuncake724]

If you noticed when he showed us the jelly bean box it was inverted.

[@idaylighti3455]

The logical solution is he had laser surgery on his arm and had the same tattoo on the other.

[@pl412]

Karkat Vantas then got that box of jelly beans custom made to be inverted.

[@ZirCreepsAlot]

I may have to acquire some of those beans. When I get guests, I could just sort out the bad ones and put them in an inviting bowl on the table.

[@Anonymous_Cake]

omg so happy to know i don't watch a fake. i subbed to someone that stole your videos and said well done to him until two loyal subscribers of yours saved me. but yeah nice one u earned a sub

[@darren65263]

Lol kootra has no knifesAlex show this to kootra

[@rjohno39]

What about the ripperino knife?

[@dashpwnage]

TheBlackop117 That was actually given to him and james on a stream

[@BIONICPRIME99]

TheBlackop117 its not his knife, he's just borrowing it from a fan til he can get his own.

[@garrettpequeno1845]

Damn two knives to kootra's zero. Koots has to be pissed

[@kondratov8269]

Should have ate them all when the knife came out

[@gabycashy5]

He can't profit the knife if he die from bad taste

[@cod6guy12]

Am I the only one who sees all the lag in his case unboxing videos? It is like it is constantly cutting to another scene or something. Not saying he is switching out the scenes or anything, but it is really weird. Maybe something wrong with my KZbin, but it doesn't happen for any other videos.

[@HFreshwater]

He likes to edit these videos, which is why this video is appearing to be "lagging".

[@cod6guy12]

The Flying Whale I thought that too, but it doesn't make much sense. He will edit the time between when he lands on something and when it shows the inspection of the weapon (which is like a 2 second delay) out. Why would anyone bother to go through and edit their video to not have any 2 second clips of him not talking. It's like the only clips in the video are recorded when he is talking. Maybe he only presses the record key when he is about to say something or the roll is happening?

[@handle1529]

Youre a genius

[@Shirroyd]

Aleks does a LOT of jump cuts in his videos

[@cod6guy12]

Sir Oreo It seems he likes to jump over second long moments like... every 5 seconds. I just wont be able to understand how he has the time to do so much god damn editing xD

[@xtx266]

I swear this is my favorite opening of all csgo history

[@dubstepflamingo4932]

The amount of innuendo is insane.

[@eliasmorales8370]

What's better? Open these crates or just buy the guns I want?

[@TheNewTraitor]

Buy the guns. Besides, it's a pretty good investment since they get rarer and rarer everyday, and the price goes up.

[@franksteinscientist]

Never ever unbox. Just don't do it man.

[@ReddishKitsune]

Well if u want too buy a 500 dollar knife then go for it

[@christoph2999]

in case you want a knife, the shittiest one is like 35 bucks.

[@TheNewTraitor]

Cosmo X which ones that? i thought the vanilla flip knife was the worst. its like 60 bucks

[@Runescape8884]

Jordan, get rekt!

[@ImSoTrizzy]

HAHA,really? He shaved his lip fuzz, I JUST GOT USED TO IT! Does anybody agree? #RIPImmortalLipFuzz

[@mirueda]

Ah man I had these when Harry Potter first started getting movies... I only remember the way booger, vomit, and black pepper taste out of the weird ones though. I'm both sad and relieved my stomach can't handle processed sugar because I'd have to try these again,

[@mr.snucklenums1095]

These jellybeans got Aleks feeling hella happy when he gets good stuff hahah

[@babymelz]

"my girlfriend" nOOOooooOOOOOOOOOooo life = ruined

[@kelvintan1032]

I'm so sorry it had to be like that,Yung :(

[@babymelz]

ahhaha its okay :((

[@kelvintan1032]

***** It's not okay if you put ":( " this.

[@babymelz]

Kelvin Tan dont worry!! i got through alek's tiffany phase ill get through this :) ahahahha!!

[@kelvintan1032]

***** And don't worry He WILL BE your's.. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I WILL HELP YOU!!!

[@Primitiveimage]

You can see his girlfriend at 20:07

[@krischen2379]

Troll... Lol

[@darijsfibigs706]

i think its "Jenn D"

[@Craftyyy]

When I was watching this video i decided to open a case and i got a ★ Gut Knife | Doppler FAC NEW!!!!!!!!!

[@ChickenSwordz]

***** Too bad.

[@ジーハウン]

Aw sorry to hear that, those are worthless so I'll hold onto it for you friend :)

[@ZipeFingerboarder]

Thats a shit knife, delete it. Ewwww

[@NiinjaGamiingAZ]

We all know he's lying. Leave.

[@jeremyterwisscha6534]

i did the same thing except i got a karambit stattrak!!

[@frosty_trees]

FIRST CHRISTMAS VIDEO I WATCHED. AND FIRST PERSON I SUBSCRIBED TO ON CHRISTMAS

[@SenoritaJes]

Watch. I bet Jordan's going to buy a box of Harry Potter Jelly Beans lol! AWESOME VID ALEKS!

[@DportSTV]

so fucking unfair i have opened over 40 cases and have only gotten 1 pink weapon.

[@blacksxxx]

my first case ive opened was a StatTrak Atomic Alloy after that ive spent like 20 bucks on keys and only have gotten blues

[@AlmightyDude420]

Lol, my third case was an AK-47 Redline Field Tested

[@emylifox]

I've opened 5 cases and gotten 3 blues, 2 purples.

[@BuisnessPandaMC]

1 case 1 purple :)

[@808state4thawin]

*Gets atomic alloy then a huntsman knife* Me:Yep harry potter is indeed real

[@brucificationgaming5180]

aleks 2 kootra 0

[@Stuehrky06]

Aleks, PLEASE DO another one of these. It was great

[@STLeoTS]

seems like hes getting a whole new appreciation for anything that isnt blue

[@M1das]

Im all about dat ace bout dat ace No planting Im all about that ace bout dat ace no planting Im all about dat ace ace ace a..c..e a....c.....e a......c......e Yeah i'ts pretty clear i am a Silver 2 But i can rank it rank it right up to MG2 I got dat statrack dat all them pros chasin All the right skins from all the right cases I see them wannabes working that aimbot You know that feed aint real Cmon Gaben make it stop If you got money money just spend it up! Cause every inch of you is shielded by kevlar vest and top Ya dem pros always told me to never walk with an awp

[@seriousspikesam7770]

Muselk tried these beans on Tryhard videos... the only exception is that he got a bad bean every single time =D Also, I ate a purple one in my childhood. I threw up in the bathroom for the next thirty minutes. Good memories.

[@JoobMasterify]

Ho ho ho, love the Christmasy ending, Aleks.

[@JasonTh3Master]

Does someone knows the name of this song 14:47 ? I already watched on his channel who made that song but Aleks doesn't put the name of the song in the discription.

[@Dimitri1221XxX]

He seemed quite excited about eating the booger flavored jelly bean before finding out what it was, lol.

[@shugucchi]

The almighty Gaben sensed your pain with blue rolls and bad jelly beans and he decide to smite you with the pink and gold lighting guns of the glorious CS:GO

[@ryandula5458]

I like how part of his arm is see through because of his tattoos.

[@jdx63]

This unboxing was better than Jordan's entire month of December! Lol

[@jacob7732]

the only unboxing with a sad host just one case after a knife XD

[@ryantron9]

17:30 oh my god, I laughed so hard, thank you Aleks for a laugh a day!