Nathan Gets Married At The Chinese Restaurant | Nathan For You

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[@cashglobe]

“It was a little odd sitting across from someone who had no clue they were your husband” is one of the funniest things ever, especially when it’s actually true 🤣🤣

[@dnk8888]

Me and my wife just realized this was the guy who officiated our marriage, amazing.

[@andrewcecala4308]

🧢

[@user-eb7kz2ki6w]

I agree. No way this dude has a wife

[@dnk8888]

I got the certificate to prove it

[@nicholasbradley8868]

​@@dnk8888 That's awesome man! The Chinese guy?

[@BigDaddyTony24]

Post a video of the certificate or you will forever be known as a liar who wants attention.

[@the1whereIwatch]

i alway love the way the absurdity slowly escalates with nathan, amazing

[@abox3029]

Nathan for You is one of the funniest shows, wished that he would do more seasons

[@nicotinadicksean7838]

@@stanislavalexandravich3216 no.

[@TheSyl63]

He just came out with a new show, look for “the rehearsal”

[@michaelli6010]

@@TheSyl63 that show absolutely slaps. perfectly preserves Nathan's brilliant form of humor

[@chadnorth10]

"that time nathan tricked a taxi driver to marry him at a chinese restaurant to take down uber." .. priceless

[@TheAaronmcmahon11]

I laughed so hard I had to pause it. I just discovered this show a few days ago. I can't believe I had never heard of it for 9 years.

[@CoreyDilleyOnline]

I can’t believe a 9 year old likes the show this much. You must be very mature!

[@MEEG0L]

"turtle face vegetables" "soft teeth with sauce" 🤣

[@mountainof7]

Tail (hair on)

[@autismatic]

As a Chinese speaker it is hilarious because 1 ) the guy officiating actually spoke everything in proper Chinese 2) All of the menu except for Ai Doo are the correct Chinese phonetic pronunciation of the fake English menu ( "Wei Ba " = tail, "Ruan Ya" = Soft Teeth, etc )

[@moonmeadow]

Awesome I was wondering how it was like to a Mandarin speaker

[@KevinHarold]

but to be fair, this man is speaking the southern Chinese accents, ​not the official Chinese putonghua.@@moonmeadow

[@moonmeadow]

@@KevinHarold thank you for the information!

[@wired14]

I was worried he was going to order the skunk dumplings and ruin the whole plan.

[@saintpizza4224]

When he starts speaking Chinese the guy probably is like oh he's reading out the menu for me lol

[@katherineamelia98]

no, he didn’t bc ai doo doesn’t mean anything in chinese

[@Ftanftangfnarrr]

Beautiful. I always cry at weddings.

[@MaxOakland]

I’m laughing

[@jimbocx4822]

Just checking in to say that Nathan’s green card expires today

[@nashwhal]

"I could get deported from the country I've grown to love, America" is so subtly hilarious

[@maknavickas]

The implication that the audience would be thinking “really America” lol

[@kevinstrand4596]

Look at the smile on Nathan's face at 2:28, he's so close to laughing Even he can't believe this absurd plan is actually working perfectly

[@quentin4518]

incorrect, he told the officiator that they both understand mandarin so he's pretending like he can understand what he guy is saying and acting like he knows he's getting married.

[@krispybakon6246]

@@quentin4518 so what’s incorrect about his comment?

[@quentin4518]

@@krispybakon6246 he's not smiling because he's about to break character. he's smiling because he is pretending that he is happy to be getting married.

[@roadrailn]

Yea Nathan is the last person that would break character

[@obscure.reference]

@@quentin4518 he looks like he’s about to laugh

[@warpony123]

Bro “Maggots and Rice” & “Octopus with Horse Sauce”

[@AngelMass]

Nathans face during the ceremony 🤣

[@SuperlativeCG]

Most of us have gone our entire lives without ever seeing a Chinese restaurant commercial.

[@donotthecat6075]

Fr tho😳

[@Relco12]

panda express

[@thesubhumancomedy]

I haven't seen one yet.

[@sociologie4507]

With a modified music of the soundtrack of Wong Kar-Wai In the Mood for Love. Man, this is some deep cultural references Americans will not understand.

[@untitled55354]

Wow great observation. You’re right

[@BeaumontBrians]

I'm torn between the Prime Rat(Served Cold) and the Animal Blend

[@DingoRadish]

I love how in the close up of Nathan's green card his id number is blurred out-understandably. But his gender is blurred out too!

[@joshk.]

His green card actually accidentally lists him as a woman lol. Like, in real life

[@T8minifreak]

@@joshk. how did that happen lol

[@Posiman]

@@T8minifreak Just an error.

[@libbybollinger5901]

@@joshk.assigned female at green card

[@mikerochford2595]

@@joshk. In that case, I'm disappointed that he blurred out gender. It would've been more comedic to leave it visible.

[@cheeksgalore843]

this is insanely hilarious. i love you nathan

[@plnkfloydian7814]

This is so absurdly brilliant

[@Mcmotherfuckingrory]

There's my chippy.

[@athenakay]

This is diabolical 😂

[@LuisLopez-om8zr]

“I don’t want to marry a man” I’m dying lol

[@remydaitch9815]

The most important kind of protection is legal protection.

[@guybuddyman838]

I’m not sure what you’ve got there is a legally binding agreement.

[@LuisLopez-om8zr]

Even the judge pal of his says so

[@rogerdarthwell5393]

This is pure gold!

[@davidsego7783]

Nathan's green car expires in 20 days. A very sad day indeed for America

[@andrewcecala4308]

NATHAN RUN!!!!!

[@russellsidell]

Nathan is one of the funniest people I've ever seen! 😂

[@lll-bm1cp]

The only way to safly move forward, was to marry Andy without his knowledge

[@omfglongbeach]

0:56 PRIME RAT (SERVED COLD) 🤣

[@TheMoggFREE]

Nathan said at first they're just gonna get takeout but later we see them eating in the restaurant

[@MaxOakland]

That’s not the only thing he lied about

[@jade-lv9ft]

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

[@RTU130]

Ye

[@bradman2301]

Tail (hair on) Loooool

[@emily9603]

‘Uhh, Ai-doo’

[@merkretro629]

This is CIA level skullduggery. Lol

[@jimmyromano249]

USCIS Category E16 - Priority worker: alien with extraordinary ability.

[@sciencenate]

The menu thing is so funny n priceless… well… I think it was $11.99, but you get my point. 😊

[@theblastedfrench]

amazing

[@alvinfung5684]

This is absurdly hilarious. Nathan what is your creative brain made of 🤣🤣🤣?

[@ryanstanley640]

The music in the background

[@jacobdockter3436]

Tail with Hair ahahaha as one of the menu options

[@omara5001]

This is straight outta Dwight’s playbook

[@leilazhu1321]

I’m dying

[@Olga-ooooo]

finally! I have a plan

[@JWitt30]

What makes this even funnier is now days it would just be: Taxi Driver: "I'm broke." YT'er: Here's 10Gs Everyone loves me!

[@Cactus7810]

So you accept Visa right?

[@shiningshinin]

😂😂😂😂 oh

[@estott3647]

I just realized I was tricked into marrying another guy at an Italian restaurant.

[@sage6451]

I am so confused right now

[@TurkeyCreekjackjohnson_]

The best part is the guy that barley speaks English is a citizen

[@jimmyquck]

what happens after? XD

[@devinleija3203]

What is the episode name?

[@chase-1109]

Cool

[@conqueringlion420]

How to die on your wedding day tip#1

[@die-cry-hate]

Is this guy streaming on any platforms?

[@user-zm9ox3de3l]

Hulu

[@mharbaugh]

Paramount+

[@chrome2yourdome]

Couchtuner

[@np8366]

HBO max!

[@snowbeach11]

🤣🤣🤣u naughty

[@benpham8509]

This is not true! To become us citizen (naturalization). You have live here for 3 or 5 years depends on the program. You have to apply for it, get fingers printed, take n pass the test (10 questions). This whole thing could take months. In addition. Once you’re passed, you can change your name if you want to. You marry to someone (us citizen) only help you to become permanent resident aka green card resident not us citizen. Permanent resident can get deported if you got trouble with law. I went through this process decade ago

[@BehPoker]

Being married has advantages for citizenship too. Iirc it cuts the resident time requirement down.

[@shami5enwow]

Are they still married?'

[@colbicolbiWTF]

rotfl hes the best

[@leoray2859]

American open Chinese food 笑死我了

[@snowbeach11]

🤣🤣🤣🤯😳

[@Columbiastargazer]

taking a step down from being Canadian to become an american...

[@scpy4346]

Sometimes you just love fall in love with some real hot garbage.

[@The..Butterfly..Effect]

Only if the Canadians revoke his citizenship...Now they can LOL. (Of course they are not really married - Even if you get married, the immigration authority must confirm that the marriage is legal)

[@azimsiddiqui4773]

nah i doubt in canada you would be able to marry somone in mandarin without them knowing. so check mate canada

[@scpy4346]

@@azimsiddiqui4773 No worries, put down an asterisk, maybe even say asterisk indicates English translation available on back of document, in very small font. with everything explained in English on the back of the paper.

[@Bagunka]

Literally, because America is on the south of Canada

[@alienarepresent5833]

I married myself once is that funny?

[@johnrains2339]

Elaborate

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

@@johnrains2339 > Comments about marrying self > Refuses to elaborate > Leaves

[@mrwassef]

Hmm I guess they got divorced.