Ranking Every Mario Game by how Safe it is

[@NathanielBandy]

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[@footyeditso66]

nah

[@ChargedtheHedgehog2]

Why cant I comment?

[@kirbykong918]

Lol

[@JennicaReis]

@@Cliffordlonghead Are you hacking?! how did u reply 3 days ago

[@Theawesomesonic]

are you a website developer or something?

[@A_Ali173]

I’m honestly glad it’s not another painful challenge like a marathon or elbows only, because that’s what we’ve been getting recently. The videos are good but the pain Nathaniel has to go through

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

Yeah, he needed a well-desereved rest from crazy challenges

[@John_Cinna]

Yeah he has put himself through so much pain to put out great videos. Glad he has a break

[@arandomguy3630]

You forgot about the real safest game, Mario Teaches Typing.

[@JennicaReis]

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[@CheShiny]

Nah that's the most dangerous one 😔🤭😩

[@Its_a_me_mario_wahoo]

Also not safe, Keyboard keys actually are dangerous. The can pop out any minute

[@meta13gaming]

Most dangerous for your mental health😵‍💫

[@cheeki420]

Thats my favorite mainline mario game

[@TheLordDyl11]

This has got me wanting a ranking of Mario party mini games based on safety

[@cesarplays687]

There could also be a ranking on Mario kart tracks based on safety

[@TheLordDyl11]

@@cesarplays687 True

[@40susman]

already exists

[@hussainperson]

​@40susman, yeah, it does, but nathaniel bandy hasn't done it befour only other people have.

[@40susman]

*before@@hussainperson

[@j0rts]

Thanks for helping keep the people safe. Keep up the good work!

[@NathanielBandy]

You too 🫡

[@Bullfrog777]

I was mad for a second because of the KZbin plagiarism controversies but good to know you’re getting approval from another safety inspector.

[@gabrieldossantosscheffer870]

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[@SyckoMode]

hi J0rts

[@deannelessard4057]

When will you make the next Randy vid?

[@ChaotixSonicScience]

Shouldn't both Galaxy games be the most dangerous since you're in space without a suit and helmet.

[@DYNAKNIGHT]

Yeah no oxygen

[@isaidelgado2030]

Yea, that was what I was thinking about

[@lol-ih1tl]

​@@DYNAKNIGHTplus cosmic radiation giving you cancer

[@Tonsilsthedemoncat100]

You’re gonna die in space minutes into the game

[@Mimi.1001]

Also black holes everywhere, which you literally can't ever escape from (if you were to survive somehow). To be fair, most "Galaxies" shouldn't even exist and practically be replaced by one black hole if these would realistically suck up matter.

[@shewante2]

How is Mario galaxy safe??? MARIO IS IN SPACE WITH NO OXYGEN

[@mamamiaawoodenboy]

The planets have trees, so likely an atmosphere

[@JakeTheStakeNowIn3D5024]

not to mention black holes right next to each planet

[@gamesier2400]

And it is actually really dangerous with all those mortal traps and enemies

[@Nate_Cochran7182]

“I’ll steal all the oxygen!”

[@aidanmoore8751]

So what we've learned today is mario goes through some dangerous places on his adventures!

[@NikeonFL]

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[@carsonscity7670]

Video was made: 7 days ago You: commented 10 days ago Me: HOW

[@AK_804]

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[@Miccat87]

I'm kind of surprised that the Galaxy games were ranked so high. I mean, there's literal black holes everywhere. You can't get much more dangerous than that. I suppose if you stay in the hubs, it'd be pretty safe, but if you ever leave them, you're asking for big trouble.

[@Mimi.1001]

Outer Space in general is as dangerous as it gets. You constantly have to worry about oxygen, in addition to food and water, which would be even harder to come by. Furthermore, you always risk leaving a planet's or structure's gravitational field (which tend to be pretty damn small in the game) and float into the endless void.

[@rickyjaymo]

If it was real life, Mario would die immediately due to not having a space suit

[@biondigiacomo7176]

I think that you forgot what Is the least safest object in the entire Mario series and it's present in NSMB2: its Warp Cannons. They are probably even worse than the Wormholes in the Galaxy games. Those Warp Cannons, instead of shooting you into the sky, shoot you on the ground making you run so fast that you break the space-time continuum and warping you into the Sub-Space of SMB2

[@Reducedyeti6721]

Merry Christmas and also I really enjoyed the video

[@drum_dragon7574]

bro donated only to be all the way down here

[@Reducedyeti6721]

@drum_dragon7574 I really enjoy watching nathaniel's videos and I have been watching him for a long time

[@Lexzim9098]

Well this is a very interesting video, but I guess that Nathaniel wanted to **play it safe** before Christmas Day, which is understandable! Joke aside, love your content as always! ❤

[@tai456]

But Subcon isn't just a dream, it's a world that can only be entered through dreams, so Mario Bros. 2 isn't just all taking place in Mario's Dream, technically Luigi, Peach, & Toad entered it through their dreams too. They are all actually there, subconsiously, but they are there.

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

Plot twist: He originally wanted to rank the mainline Mario titles, but he felt it would too boring. So he ranked them by how safe they are

[@BlueWolfZero]

Let’s not forget how the castles in Super Mario Bros have no windows or anything for ventilation inside. The heat from the lava is trapped inside of these castles and walking into one would be like walking into a literal oven. You will be cooked alive within seconds of entering one.

[@batmanbud2]

Thus potentially begins a series of ranking every Mario platformer in every way but the actual quality.

[@thewafflegamer6152]

“Walking bombs are as unsafe as it gets” *bomb-ombs: 👁️👄👁️*

[@KeebeThePlush]

There needs to be more pacifist style of platformer’s, especially with Mario since almost everything wants you dead

[@theenderkirby]

That the world of platformers you know

[@panwasacz2733]

How would you even make such a game without the quality and difficulty making a massive dip?

[@theenderkirby]

​@@panwasacz2733 my main guess is take a page of undertale sure you will easier time to take down enemies so they won't block your way but later on their death is pernament like in undertale and it will lead to alternate events from the kills

[@RandomBloonStuff]

Geometry Dash recently released platformer mode and in 4 official levels that the developer made you only kill 2 characters, so it's kinda pacifist I guess

[@CineScarborough]

Sounds like you're basically pitching Doctor Who: The Eternity Clock.

[@THEMIMIK]

Currently watching this while crying my eyes out while going through the unbarable pain of untangling me hair. Thank you for keeping me entertained while i feel like im dying every single second 🙃

[@kamryn.m]

🏴‍☠

[@EpicAj11]

Lol

[@YoungMrBlue]

13:50 actually according to the manuals, the ending cutscene is what happens at the beginning of the game, Mario dreamt the events in the game then got his friends and did those things in real life

[@SeltzerFountain]

I absolutely love this concept. I like the idea of imaginging trying to survive in worlds like these

[@Kenneth3748]

The galaxy games are for sure the most dangerous. Being that close to multiple black holes at all times already puts it number 1. Also you start in a meteor shower and galaxy one has you floating in space from being blasted away without oxygen. Good video!!!

[@brykinjarman4625]

Can't wait for him to rank the mario games based off how good the food is in each.

[@Raph___A]

Now we wait for Nathaniel to rank every Pokémon and Sonic game based on how safe they are :]

[@X-side694]

For pokemon. As long as you don't venture out. You're safe

[@GUNUFofficial]

Sonic is easy since stuff like apotos and Station Square exists.

[@bonedude666]

​@@GUNUFofficialAnd so does Dark Gaia.

[@GUNUFofficial]

@@bonedude666 Dark Gaia is sealed away, you won't have to deal with it unless it's before Eggman cracks the earth.

[@bonedude666]

@@GUNUFofficial Which is what happens in Unleashed, on top of falling from literal space. Not surviving.

[@LeviMeerman]

Bro mario galaxy is the dangerous one, YOU CANT EVEN BREATH IN SPACE

[@eliezersarcos7813]

This guy can just make anything and make it entertaining lmfao 😂😂😂

[@pinksheep752]

tfw the title is misleading… I thought “how safe it is” meant ranking the games based on how many risks Nintendo took to make a great game rather than playing it safe

[@competitivedishwasher6579]

The ad should've been a VPN, to coincide with the safety theme

[@jpaulocpm]

2:42 That's just a theory... A FOOD THEORY!!!

[@EpiclydonebyShawn]

I missed Nathan saying Get'r ranked it really brings back Bloons reference is great

[@rickywagner7552]

Mario galaxy 1 and 2 are the most dangerous because you cant breathe in space

[@qwerpiez]

for some of these games, there's birds in the background. with the fire flower, you could in theory eat those and combined with water, you'd be okay. turtles could work too, but I'm not sure, since I've never even seen someone eat or even cook a turtle

[@Joker3180Z]

2:56 Mario Doesn't eat the mushrooms every time he uses them, He can Harness their Power without eating them as he Does in multiple 2D Games

[@Brad766-]

Nathaniel you do realize humans can't breath in space, right?

[@LuckyThirtyEight]

...so if mario can breathe in space, what even is he?

[@mamamiaawoodenboy]

Planets. Have. Atmospheres.

[@itraknmsandminecraft8094]

@watermeloncat987 Some planets don't have atmospheres

[@jumentoqueanima]

J0rts and Nathaniel, what a duo!

[@theenderkirby]

Yep

[@Average_Deku]

6:43 “the only suit that makes things safer is the penguin suit” immediately slides and bashes marios head into some bricks

[@tecnofrost1433]

1:42 I love the bloons refrence, I don't see it a lot

[@GamerFunOriginallyAarush]

This is definitely an interesting ranking!

[@BR-jw7pm]

The TRUE safest Mario world is Animal Crossing X Mario

[@theenderkirby]

I guess if tom nook not around to do bad

[@UltimateArc]

I think he forgot the fact that we can't breathe in space and our lungs will explode in 30 seconds.

[@Ale-pb4ux]

"Mario Odyssey is pretty much safe after getting some moons" Mario on the moon at the beginning: 🗿

[@MaiLe-bp6zn]

With galaxy, the comet observatory is in space so you can't breath.

[@TsarBomba69420]

You could eat koopas in any of these

[@LuigiLover85]

Petition for NB to bring back Top 10’s

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

Agree, I miss his Top 10's

[@CaptainCat101]

Who knew that being a plumber could be so dangerous

[@ral1009]

The bed in the comet observatory is Rosalinas bed... Youre not gonna sleep with her are you?

[@caiusoof]

Ah yes, I’ve always wanted to play Mario IRL

[@marcoscabezolajr.8408]

Isekai mario

[@zaples_128]

Mario waits for the bus is the true safest game

[@tean0]

This video idea is the same idea my 6 year old self would think of while playing a mario game. Especially one of the galaxy games, and I love it

[@KoolMarioFilms]

Nathaniel is back to ranking 🎉

[@leahluostarinen]

Yes he is

[@osteohiveporosis6882]

Galaxy not being at the bottom is wild💀

[@ashnboys]

I would like to take Nathaniel Nandy on my Lost Levels journey!

[@TCBlueFire]

Mario's universe just isn't as inhabitable to normal humans, they have gravity stronger then jupiter (i think 39.70). But beside that Mario Kart 8 Delexue is the best place to live

[@otakuatarigamer]

You FINALLY used Mario Land DX?? What an evolution lol

[@effie-petrosseferlis3783]

Did you forget that super mario galaxy takes place in SPACE?Where there is no oxygen?

[@Blackoutmauro]

I think you gave someone the idea to recreate the Mario Land 2 Map in the Bloons map creator and honestly im all for it

[@watergirl929]

I’ve always wanted to live on Isle Delfino since I was a kid lol. I played Super Mario Sunshine soooooo much. And a lot of my childhood hours was me playing around the game pretending that I actually was living there!

[@mystic64984]

did Nathaniel forget that, oh I don't know, there is absolutely NO oxygen in space?

[@marcoscabezolajr.8408]

Rosalina would give her power to you when you get there

[@yoshiluva2873]

anyone know what the graph is at 7:37? It seems intriguing and I want to look at it in more detail.

[@chaospxl_]

I have to disagree on the "lack of nutrients" thing. The Mushroom you see in lost-levels is almost as tall as Mario. Now i dont know about you, but i consider that to satisfy my hunger to a HUGE degree.

[@wafflemkw]

how could you not take account of that galaxy is in SPACE?? no oxygen = instant death so galaxy is the least safe.

[@bestgames64]

Dude your spoiling us😭 so many videos this couple of days!

[@Daisy23gaming]

Types of Ranking Videos: Worst to Best Easy to Hard Danger to Safe (New)

[@BroodingAcorn]

I feel like galaxy 1 shouldve placed at the very bottom. In space without a suit, black holes everywhere and a giant one at the end of the game that swallows the entire universe whole before creating the big bang all over again

[@aureliamastergoomba1278]

1:26 And Wario took over

[@CatDonkey]

New Nathaniel video is MY Safe space

[@collinstewart64]

in reality if we were in Mario galaxy 1 and 2, we would die in a few seconds or minuets because no oxygen and lungs collapsing.

[@thewideawake1]

Luncheon Kingdom is very perfect for this.

[@zacharytosin9881]

Wouldn’t Mario Galaxy be last, you would die in seconds

[@marcoscabezolajr.8408]

Not if Rosalina gives you her power like she obviously did to mario

[@DeterminationFrisk]

I’m just imagining waking up in bowser’s fury and seeing Godzilla out my window

[@TMDTheMaskDirector-ye5oe]

I’d just pick the comet observatory, it’s pretty to look at, there are loads of Lumas as well as Rosalina so you’ll never be alone, star bits taste like honey which is easily nothing to complain about, if you do fall off you’ll just be brought back on, lots of books and other implied activities so that your brain will always be stimulated and a nice comfy bed (assuming Rosalina is willing to share. The only downside I can think of is time. The observatory is in space and it’s constantly night time in space so it will mess with when I know i need to go to sleep.

[@glitchy7216]

Mario paint is the most dangerous because you can eat paint

[@IceHawk100]

These mario games are either safe or not safe

[@roykoopabestboy]

Interesting concept for a video, Nathaniel! Merry Christmas!

[@Stock_Junction]

I interpreted "safe" as how boring are Mario games and how they don't innovate nor get creative, I feel scammed

[@lavbubl]

bloons td monkeys being on the path on mario land 2 was clever lol

[@NikeonFL]

2:50 hey, robotnik did it for 2 years.

[@nickolasmcleod2244]

Wouldn’t you die from lack of oxygen in Mario galaxy 1 and 2

[@Jahnlizevjah]

now, to start, I am not a psychopath.... however, couldn't you just eat the enemies? just murder and eat their insides for hunger?

[@SecondaryYoshi50Win]

yep

[@oregano689]

This concept is so funny

[@TheMarioGamer-hs7im]

On my opinion, I have to say every Mario game is safe including The Lost Levels! I really like all your vids and huge like!

[@theenderkirby]

Striving for quality

[@iitsmeromii]

Hold on, aint you

[@CocatGaming]

I did not expect Galaxy to be in the top 5 because space but I”ll take it!

[@marcoscabezolajr.8408]

Rosalina would likely give you the ability she has to breathe in space so no worries

[@Beeps69420]

Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 would be the most dangerous because there’s no air

[@otakumarcus]

I can’t tell if this is suppose to be an April Fools joke or what.

[@vksasdgaming9472]

Actors can and do get injuries during stage performances so risk of injury in SMB3 is there. All those flaming special effects may cause serious burns if stunt goes wrong and one false move in fight choreography may cause severe interruption with broken nose. That dodging Bowser's big stomp is very dangerous stunt as he is bulky guy.

[@Pierced_Light]

Stage choreography would probably be the least unsafe thing about that, fight choreography is very, very trained to a t, more likely those set pieces with no hand rails and connected to the backdrop and not the floor are far more likely to cause injury

[@zachlowe5096]

Oh no the Mario in the thumbnail is from The Final Piece on SMG4’s channel. I’m getting Vietnam flashbacks from that arc and I hate it

[@Androck124TheGod]

Um... Actually it's the one from the SMG4 thumbnail "Freddy's Ultimate Custom Spagetteria".

[@zachlowe5096]

@@Androck124TheGod I think they used it for both videos but that was the first video that came to mind just because of how bad the arc was

[@gammayoshi14]

I can’t believe Mario’s Early Years didn’t make the cut

[@HRR-]

This could make for a really interesting mini-series. You could rank how safe/dangerous the settings of other kinds of games are. Paper Mario games, Mario and Luigi games, maybe even versions of Planet Popstar from Kirby games or locations in Hyrule from Zelda games. I also wonder how safe the Mushroom Kingdom from The Super Mario Bros. Movie would be to live in. The city is breathtaking and they at least have fruit as another food source. The only severe danger would probably be Bowser and the Koopa Troop being a very powerful and threatening military,but there’s plenty of community to work together with to stop them. Great Video and Happy Holidays!

[@CamdenAndrews-hl3hu]

This is a very interesting way to rank the Mario games, makes me wonder what other game worlds may or may not be safe to live in.

[@SpaceEl1VR1]

“I have ideas I just don’t find them entertaining” also Nate “ Everyone wants a ranked vid!!!”

[@Not_Kaitlyn]

I love the sarcasm in this video 😂

[@ZingZangZote]

I definitely agree with you at the end, Squarespace is definitely the safest Mario game out there, it could possibly be the safest game ever!

[@Itsscottstudios]

Already, a video idea like this begs more a ranking video by safety with Sonic levels

[@Eggslayerrr]

So you’re telling me being in a desert with exploding turtles that take time to explode is safer than a whole giant shooting ginormous beams of fire?!

[@arthur4023]

Wont you just instantly suffocate in Super Mario galaxy

[@AquaKingNXP]

how are the mario galaxy games safe!!! you are literally going to die of a lack of oxygen

[@greatazuredragon]

Happy holidays.

[@drybowserman1670]

0:35 That sound effect gave me many flashbacks to 10 years ago.

[@tritonecrisantemo649]

This is a bonkers and fun concept. Nice video.