Natsuki's New Friend

[@hasboybz]

quite frankly, im disappointed. for numerous years you have lingered on this dying platform uploading the most horrifically twisted videos known to mankind, you have stripped our youth of innocent adolescence and forced subpar irrational pathetic animations down their throat. where are your morals? do you feed from the kinetic energy of the downfall of our youth? do you believe what you are doing is justifiable in the eyes of a higher power? have you lost faith in humanity, and want to be the catalyst to our destruction? i wont allow it. you will beg, cry, plead for forgiveness for the sins you have committed, i will see to it that you quiver at the name doki doki. do not force me to take action.

[@Mr.fruityloop]

Should up bz before I touch you

[@Ganggang74679]

​@@Mr.fruityloopmaybe study grammar instead of how many fruit loops are in sayori's hair

[@Ganggang74679]

Hey man I can agree and disagree, this stuff has kept me happy in dark times, it just helps some people

[@Mr.fruityloop]

@@Ganggang74679 your shit made no sense either 😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Ganggang74679]

@@Mr.fruityloop bruh I meant to say study lol

[@slayinderp7501]

Yuri explaining why belittling the walking amalgamation of Natsuki and an entire lineage of strongmen is a good idea

[@KeyboardTarantula]

Im sure she thought angering anyone in the literature club was a good idea. I swear, each and every one of them is more capable of murder (and getting away with it) than ghostface.

[@CrystalC9]

"she *could* kill me in six hundred different ways" MChad, she already has killed you.

[@NubDiePie]

Monika a few coding sessions later: *Clip load* "I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet"

[@youraveragefnarley3725]

「ZA WARUDO」 Ability: Time Stop (i think that can stop bullet.... Sorry TF2 heavy...)

[@troypowers750]

0:47 Dude, I used to love the shit out of that book! *_AS A KID!_* Monika was so ready to say fuck you like it was eating a salad.

[@CrystalC9]

Oris randomly appearing after over a year and a half to speak one line. Bike wtf are you doing lol

[@KeyboardTarantula]

look, Oris is one of the few recurring alternate dokis. we also have Nerd Yuri (who is a lesbian) and Buisiness woman natsuki. oh, and several instances of a dead sayori.

[@CrystalC9]

@@KeyboardTarantula The difference between Oris and the other alternate Dokis is that Rui and Kanitsu have never appeared outside their initial appearances in "Into the Dokiverse: MC meets MC meets MC", at least as far as I can remember. Oris has had a few other appearances here and there, but this one is still strange given how brief it is and how it doesn't tie into the video at large at all.

[@KeyboardTarantula]

@@CrystalC9 yeah, I think Oris only comes back due to popular demand and potential death threats. her backstory makes me pity her. "the world's full of crazy people" video was not only a good reference, but themeatically made sense for her character on BOTH sides. she's obviously a chaotic Evil force, saying that she uses her depression to drive her to make people depressed. and honestly, for a Chaotic evil, she's actually a better person than Yuri, Monika, and Mchad and Standard Mc. for example: Yuri pushed Sayori off a bridge, and abuses herself and her partner at several points. Monika murders the entire literature club, and is generally an ahole with a god complex and voyeurism fetish, and Mchad often strays into toxic male behavior, and regular Mc is often antagonistic for no reason.

[@CrystalC9]

...aaaaand Kotonoha's a robot. That's a thing now, I guess?...

[@jeffreyfornicola3399]

it also means mc prime is stronger than buffsuki because buffsuki hurt her own fist punching kotonoha but prime was able to rip her arms off

[@Marcelelias11]

​@@jeffreyfornicola3399Or maybe Kotonoha was rebuilt after MC Prime's shenanigans

[@TheHylianBatman]

"Antediluvian", God, shut the fuck up, Yuri. Man, I loved this, this was classic Bike through and through! The goofy bits that sometimes are WAY too raw, the violence and gore, and the subtle dropping of crucial lore right there at the end. So Monika sees the Fallout screen when she brings the girls to life? I was so glad to see Oris again, too. I love her. So Kotonoha is a robot, eh! How interesting, I wonder what'll come of that! Thanks for another great video, Bike!

[@clutchmctryhard3110]

Buffsuki makes her violent return to the spotlight

[@lightningmanectric3096]

*Buffsuki starts doing stuff involving blood* Well, I'd probably perceive this more intensely like I usually do with The Bike if it wasn't just one bit out of the entire video. 20:05 Okay, this is now one of the most scarful videos on the entire channel. EDIT: Okay, so I commented before the bit finished. Now I just...Fine, whatever...

[@sethsmith1288]

Buffsuki is gonna end everyone's crarrer

[@Soulless642]

Career 😂😂

[@sethsmith1288]

Damn it

[@Soulless642]

@@sethsmith1288 don't worry about it ❤️❤️

[@Gwenpool256]

Quick! Get the black tar cupcakes!

[@KeyboardTarantula]

black tar _HEROIN_ cupcakes.

[@Samthebritishgent]

I previously suspected you could survive an assault by buffsuki I now have my doubts

[@annabobs6541]

This is so fun to watch, I really like this format

[@peteradox4812]

I liked the compilation. You should call this brand as “doki doki Bike Bits (Buffsuki edition)”

[@atomixwaste]

Literally "bits", the entire club got turned into pulled pork.

[@DaRush-The_Soviet_Gamer]

"WHAT THE REDACTED?" Kotohona is a Terminator? AWESOME!. She needs her own spinoff now LOL.

[@anakin2202]

19:19 Monika’s scream is horrifying

[@Sayoriismyfavdoki899]

Yes

[@Jmoney_8231]

Head pats koto and fixes her face, (I censored her tune up since she asked for it, and plus I’m not getting demonetized)

[@enclavegeneral2077]

Hell no just hell no im brave but not suicidal I'd run as fast away as my power armor would allow

[@eglhart9964]

Honestly I was expecting Buffsuki to be punched at like Senator Armstrong.

[@joeguevara7334]

This is basically a Mighty Me/Mini Me version of DDLC. I still pick Best Girl Sayori, and I also love both DDLC and WWE! 💚💙💜💗 🖤❤️

[@Samthebritishgent]

I shall call him… mini me

[@connorphipps8377]

Also Moni: Oki-Doki, I'm going to die.

[@MatthewDiLeva]

They’ll be the best of friends! _…this is indeed satire…_ Edit: After what went down in the premiere, I can indeed say that I was right about it being satire!

[@NintendoNate1theE2TankEngine]

Alright, anteater #1, who are you protecting? Is it anteater #2? Don't stick your tongue out at me, I need a name! What? How do you spell that? MC: *in the other room* MY TORSO!!! MY PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS TORSO!!! You guys, quiet, I'm deducing things!

[@Prcrastinatr_]

The mimic mimicing Koto at the end

[@Ganggang74679]

Bike nice vid man! But did you have to snag sayori's head into tiny bits? She is the best girl and deserves a nice life Anyways, great vid man!

[@dando541]

I’d say the same for Yuri but she kind of had it coming especially since she had plenty of time to get away

[@DocWyldeCard]

The thing in the beginning, wid (PHILLY-USA’s *BIRTHPLACE!!!* :D Speak) Yuri sayin about Poe-indeed, I always wished in the actual games she had mentioned him. He’s the Undisputed MASTER of Horror in Literature, after all. >:D 19:49 - Didn’t know she was related to Sub-Zero, lol. Just a few mins later, apparently she also learned from Jax. Haha, this whole thing was awesome all around! :D

[@dylbro1166]

13:25 I dunno, the fuck are *you* doing in my house?

[@itzwaluigitime8678]

Feels bold a comment to make after literally coming back from a "farewell" once AMWN was done buuut... Beginning sketches were really cool. The end though. Screw you for it. The blood and gore gets old quick okay ? 24:25 okay but MONIKA WHAT IS THAT HAND

[@ppink_samuraii]

wiggly diggly that escalated quickly

[@thementaldetectorist756]

Bit exited ngl

[@thementaldetectorist756]

22 watching

[@thementaldetectorist756]

20-21 likes

[@josef_fritzl]

holy fucking shit, even wish fulfillment videos are brutal blackpills and chad only, there is absolutely no hope left for DDLCmaxxers

[@yeahyeah8434]

bike this is the fifteenth time you've shown buff natsuki in class

[@crimson19]

I don't know what happened but i won't question any of it and just accept it ^.^

[@josef_fritzl]

also jfl @ sayori not feeling anything from starfishing her "boyfriend" and him being the shortest of the group also massive jfl @ the fact she got the gina tingles from the tall chad telling her a phrase lmaoooo its over boyo

[@DaRush-The_Soviet_Gamer]

Kotonoha Terminator - I'll be REDACTED (SPINOFF WHEN? XD)

[@DaRush-The_Soviet_Gamer]

if DDLC turned into Mortal Kombat

[@atomixwaste]

*B R U T A L I T Y*

[@Sayoriismyfavdoki899]

4:56 help im dying

[@NagitosWifeSpotty]

smh everyone is going to die

[@NagitosWifeSpotty]

damn natsuki stays irritating 48/14

[@frontrow35]

small talk

[@gdmrhotshot3731]

Bro why one of em called Dense MC

[@shulker1319]

14:50 Chavo del 8 moment

[@thespooncollector99]

oh no

[@HorseOfWisdom]

Everything was fine, until buffsuki went on a murder spree. I thought everyone was joking. What the hell is wrong with people these days? What kind of sick twisted entertainment is this? To watch people get brutally torn apart, without any way to defend themselves, that being?

[@KeyboardTarantula]

Doom players would like to have a word with you.

[@HorseOfWisdom]

@@KeyboardTarantula bro I am a doom player, that’s fun bc you ARE the killer and the demons have a way to defend themselves. Oh yeah and they’re demons so it’s godly

[@KeyboardTarantula]

@@HorseOfWisdom as also a doom player, CANONICALLY, it's a one sided slaughter, so I guess more acurate term is Doom lorekeeper, but the demons are weak either way. mand I love ripping a minotaur 4x my size apart with a budget lightsaber!

[@HorseOfWisdom]

@@KeyboardTarantula 🤪👍

[@KeyboardTarantula]

@@HorseOfWisdom im pretty sure the correct response is 🤓, but whatever. I feel like sleeping in the forever box after watching the whole bike series. ⚰

[@macp_real]

For tho

[@dedgwagwa699]

I-

[@Trevin140]

MONIKA banido

[@Trevin140]

Kkkk

[@gdmrhotshot3731]

Nahh what the hell is this