Every Cold Open From Season 5 | Brooklyn Nine-nine

[@josemaria8177]

Boyle crying to never be woken up is too relatable

[@dannystarkridesfixed]

Boyle! Boyle! Boyle! Boyle! Boyle! Why did you wake me up?!, I told you to never wake me up!!

[@kellyinCT09]

100% 😂

[@VictorHernandez-cz1be]

You know, the fact that the Hitchcock bit happened before Boyle being woken up implies that Charles dreamed about Hitchcock bleeding because his PoC son-in-law but him. Which is very perturbing if you think about it

[@limitlesspursuit]

Also. No Rosa in his dream. Wow 😂

[@TheArcheryTherapist107]

It would’ve been funnier if Jake chose Terry to go to Disneyland and Boyle’e true nightmare instead

[@thegaycousin6673]

One of my favorite moments is still Kevin climbing out from the cart and Holt going “Hello Kevin, it’s me, Raymond Holt” like, that’s HIS HUSBAND, introducing himself like that to his husband is scarily funny to me.

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

Poor Boyle being woken from his dream.😅 It’s a nice contrast to Scully’s pure joy and excitement at donut holes falling from the sky.😉💗

[@JoshWalker-dq9yr]

Still found it weird that Boyle dreamt that Hitchcock got bitten by his son in law

[@VictorHernandez-cz1be]

You know, the fact that the Hitchcock bit happened before Boyle being woken up implies that Charles dreamed about Hitchcock bleeding because his PoC son-in-law bit him. Which is very perturbing if you think about it

[@couchedpotato]

Even tho I can recall all of cold opens right now I still watch it all

[@VictorHernandez-cz1be]

There's no other way of enjoying them as much. The more you watch them, the better they get

[@Majger0180]

​@@VictorHernandez-cz1be oh absolutely, yes

[@XavierBlackburn777]

17:51 the most iconic cold open of the show

[@System0293]

Y E S

[@alloyark3971]

You are, my fire

[@XavierBlackburn777]

@@alloyark3971 you are, my desire

[@skinnydude9118]

​@@alloyark3971 the one desire

[@Silverheart575]

​@@skinnydude9118believe... when I say

[@YonekuniKyuhyun]

6:21 is one of my dearest memories of a Cold Open. I love how Jake's mind works!!

[@shrimpyshorts6722]

Scully’s “No i’m definitely not” is so iconic

[@YoavSilver]

I just noticed it today for the first time

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

The best Season 5 including the I WANT IT THAT WAY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@julie3573]

16:53 i never noticed that Holt spells his name for the reservation for HIS HUSBAND💀

[@msgojoluci]

IVE NOTICED THIS JUST NOW TOO HAHSHSHA

[@coffeecartoons5345]

I loved the fake out of Jake coming back

[@unpredictablemove]

The one with the red hat kills me every time!! 😂😂😂

[@YonekuniKyuhyun]

11:00 a true iconic moment.

[@psychoskull018]

Jake and Doug are such really good friends

[@kakarot8650]

14:38 no i'm definitely not 😂😅

[@ThaKlaas]

Mahn said, "Snitch time!"😂😂😂

[@GLBizzie]

The season 5 Scully and Jake moments kinda made me wish they would’ve had more scenes/episodes together lol

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

Backstreet Boys never fail me

[@VictorHernandez-cz1be]

Will never get old

[@Hades8103]

Tell me why

[@alanporter4372]

Number 5 was so into it to that was passion

[@Forbiddien]

@@Hades8103ain’t nothin but a heartacheee

[@Forbiddien]

Omg I forgot about that part

[@kayghanvillanueva3154]

The wedding part was AWESOME I LOVE the whole dynamic they have and wish I actually knew how to describe it 😅. If anyone's does know how PLEASE tell me.

[@chinmayasreeram9892]

Its finally HAAPPEENNNIIIINNNGGG!!!!!

[@sirchadiusmaximusiii]

Fun fact: the Warden at 2:03 is the actor that does the voices of Cotton Hill and Khan in “King of the Hill”.

[@kearenneraek5191]

RIP Andre Braugher, NINE NINE

[@Warboss_Thrakka_Snazzfingas]

For those of you seeing Jake do the worm...know that on actual PRecint floors is CAKED withg dirt and grime. His track suit would have a chalky white powder all over him

[@melbell0865]

Weird how I also wish I had a “Freedom Fest Feast” for Thanksgiving.

[@emmaray6215]

It’s not weird at all, I want that as my Thanksgiving too.

[@letscracktogether2408]

Scully and Hitchcock being themselves even in a dream.

[@off-the-grounder568]

Honestly everyone’s very in character for a dream. I guess that’s one of Boyle’s talents.

[@a3s1r1986]

@4:00 is the cold open that got me to watch B99. No regrets.

[@Ellamarss]

3:30 honestly tickles me every time because it feels very Andy Samberg dad joke vibe

[@karlhaugen1763]

4.Gregory Helms 3. Chris Benoit 2. Eddie Guerrero 1. Rey Mysterio

[@NeddyMontz]

1:16 Boyle: *WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP?!?! I TOLD YOU NEVER TO WAKE ME UP!!!*

[@TheMerchan]

16:58 My name is Charles and my World is Fire and Blood.

[@profpoggers]

Im sorry, but that hat on Captain Holt, he was Pulling.. it... Off!

[@wallacerose8663]

The Kangol hat or the red bowler hat? They both looked awesome.

[@themulattomaker2602]

12:46 Frank Sobotka floated out of the Patapsco, swam up to New York, and decided to join the cops just to spite Valchek. This is my headcanon.

[@ixfuze6847]

My envelope was bigger too 😊

[@VictorHernandez-cz1be]

Belated congratulations 👏🏻

[@OfficialIrvineAutoGlass]

rewatching the clips because I miss this show!

[@zsx777]

Backstreet Boys, I’m familiar

[@Miss.Lioness.]

3:39 Man now I'm hungry 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@DNTXPCTMCH]

With Seth Meyers and Steven Colbert on hiatus, I'm binge watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine on my phone

[@gulyaswift1503]

My favorite serial

[@amiros_2001]

Holly pulled a perfect Batman and thought we wouldn't notice 😂

[@gabriellafunk2682]

These are the best cold opens

[@Vizzini_KungFu]

“Do it harder” 😂

[@brentamador171]

Jake! Guess who just called me! The jerky boys, they’re back! Noooo what?! Nooo

[@bryannicholls200]

Why would Sarge have the answer for Hitchcock bleeding when Hitchcock already knew why he was bleeding? Hitchcock didn't need to ask but dammit he deserves all the lines gets in the early missed show. Bring back the 99 or at least make some movies about the 99.

[@peter14km]

Imagine the scenes if you had excluded the most iconic cold open ever!!!

[@kellymchenry4572]

Soooo that was not the cake guy.

[@psychoskull018]

I want it that a way

[@kmv94]

Season 5 is the best!!

[@rationalcommentor]

16:40 the peralta special

[@mateomartinez5497]

The best ones

[@secla_SC]

Honestly, 5 days in solitary would be brutal.

[@CharmDaP23]

Tell me why!!!!!

[@suiiiii2]

first

[@brrplays8562]

ninth

[@duckgaminglol]

Second

[@PFCIceman]

20:46 one of the funniest Hitchcock scenes. 😂