Sassy Holt | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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[@Yaminsful]

"I mean, can you even?" "I cannot... even"

[@markaloman]

=/=

[@shauryagambhir687]

I especially love that dramatic pause before "even"

[@lucas-xf7rc]

@@shauryagambhir687 ikr😂😂😂

[@shauryagambhir687]

@@lucas-xf7rc yeah dude! 🤣

[@szlendak1368]

i’m not english i didn’t get the joke

[@sebbe91]

"She was such a strong female woman" lmao!

[@thatguyluke242]

"With nice heavy breasts"

[@sadasdsa275]

1000TH LIKE YES

[@chyanneelora3610]

😂😂

[@GN-Aaron]

You guys should watch the mash-up titled "Straight Holt", it's got tons of this and more

[@SalilRawatSaxena]

"nice heavy breasts"

[@PhilippeJota]

"Fun!? I was never fun! You take that back!"

[@intent4044]

Im sure she didn't mean anything by it.

[@rtozier2011]

I'm sure Kevin would disagree.

[@rkvishnu762]

Lmao😭😂😂

[@AmbyExe]

Well done you can write

[@malinjohansson6942]

😂😂

[@darshankumar2717]

**LOok at this, see how simple this knot is**

[@Bellas61]

BASIC*

[@asifrahman60]

Great quote. Nevertheless it's basic

[@ivanglavota8186]

I am from Croatia and that episode anoyed me cuz i knew what kanalziacija meant whole time while they were guessing.

[@retro34]

@@ivanglavota8186 me too! I was screaming at the screen the whole time and when they finally figured it out it was almost orgasmic to relieve all that pressure lmao

[@laflame7338]

@@retro34 damn you need to chill

[@ak9sh293]

She was such a strong female woman with thick weighty breasts. Best dialogue ever.

[@sophiaayalew5207]

Ak9sh *'nice heavy breasts'

[@ak9sh293]

Sophia Ayalew oops my bad. Although you have to agree my version sounds better :p

[@ArcturusOTE]

Ak9sh I don't get that part, was he undercover or something? I thought he was gay

[@kerrie790]

Yes he was in Witness Protection

[@cienzen3077]

dude have u heard "there is nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis"

[@gasiansundays2535]

He’s the character we’ve been given but don’t deserve

[@jordangodbolt773]

Why don we deserve him?

[@MaelMarku]

@@jordangodbolt773 cuz he's way too amazing for simple mortals to enjoy watching

[@rtozier2011]

Holt is a much better person than many of us. Me included. He inspires me to be better in order to try to deserve him.

[@aaronkenyon7112]

He's the overlord we must worship

[@predetor911]

Aaron Kenyon just follow Santiago.

[@KaneMeter]

I have to incorporate "Sarcasm, a coward's lie" into my daily conversations more often.

[@waterywingz]

Kaan Ertem the writers of the show, yo 👏👏👏

[@friendsforeva5899]

I was about to comment this but here you are...

[@pranavsingla5902]

What does it mean?

[@swine13]

@@pranavsingla5902 this is kind of the problem with making jokes like this - a lot of people either don't get it or dont understand it, so if you say it in conversation you usually end up looking stupid :p

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Perhaps... daily?

[@heyimbori]

captain holt is the most dramatic person in this whole show, and I live for it!!

[@enx2083]

heyimbori wow we got Boyle too but okay

[@hopelessly.lavenderly]

@@enx2083Boyle is less dramatic and more just excited all the time

[@saumyaezhil7127]

Clearly you haven't met gina

[@rudyloreni2883]

@@hopelessly.lavenderly gina?

[@wonderland4515]

Uhm Gina says hi

[@syedhazim3722]

"KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS" "Woah? What's going on?" "it is in all caps" Such an underrated joke

[@diskmort]

8:19 one of the funniest holt's moment

[@marcogypaetus9607]

He's right tho

[@diesel_man99]

its

[@siramoras]

I was in tears haha I knew why he screamed but it caught me off guard xD

[@sharifhusen849]

Razzna

[@KeithLeeMH]

I clicked on this video for " Yaaaas queen" :(

[@romainsavioz5466]

Dammn

[@deJessias]

Same

[@kuntalayir6023]

Same :(

[@hanskie88]

Same :(

[@prerakdosi7109]

And for “We know what’s that code for... she’s a BITCH”

[@thegayathrikable]

"I'm immune to stuff you've never even heard off" "But not immune to braggadocio" *OH DAAAAMN HOLT!*

[@greglewis805]

It’s not even funny

[@pcloser2130]

F. really?

[@pcloser2130]

F. It’s in the name *brag* gadocio

[@mannajacobc.2269]

@@fluffysticks Boastful or arrogant behaviour. :)

[@mannajacobc.2269]

@@fluffysticks No probs :)

[@DannyMakesVideosIGuess]

*V I I I I N D I C A T I O O O O O N*

[@flameboy986]

In my opinion Captain Raymond Holt is the most expressive character in Brooklyn NINE-NINE after Gina ofcourse ❤

[@nth.aurora]

flameboy986 yeah you can totally tell if Holt got the Commisioner job from his face in the last episode, right?

[@spencerl.721]

Hằng Nguyễn I think he did. Or didn’t. Or did. Or didn’t.

[@Dan89201]

flameboy986 you say that, but the English language cannot fully comprehend Ginas thoughts

[@noutsakh.2135]

@quotetheraven90 you take that back rn! How dare you? She's the human version of 💯emoji herself. Gina didn't deserve that kind of treatment :/ :( (I hope it's understandable that I'm just joking and not trying to pick a fight. Have a nice day... You Gina-hating person)

[@space_fox12]

@@spencerl.721 or did

[@basedbattledroid3507]

'Lllll-aos.' 'FINE!!' 'Oh, it was better than "fine"... *It was Laos.'*

[@pamelavergara3771]

I don't get it

[@MrMobiusfan]

@@pamelavergara3771 Probably an argument involving what nations border Vietnam.

[@rtozier2011]

The non-Thai nations around or near Vietnam (Laos, Cambodia, Myanmar) are relatively little known in the West. To my mind, Holt is delighting in his relatively rare specific knowledge of the region.

[@gaurav_bora_]

@@pamelavergara3771 its a pun on "loss" which means that the guy Holt was arguing with lost and it was his loss and Holt's win, and the country "Laos"

[@ThePhoebeCupcakes]

please make a compilation of all the times holt joins in with the 99’s shenanigans (the full bull pen, hot damn! etc)

[@t.k.l7328]

YES! The hot damn!

[@alistairemendoza4588]

B I N G P O T ! ! !

[@no1GIRluvr]

mhmhhm mmmmm hmh hmh you know what im talkin about

[@eleanormason2647]

Bing pot!

[@stefansson11]

COWABONGA MOTHER

[@hallquiche]

My favourite is still: ”Deputy Chief Wuntch... You’ve aged!”

[@noahgraves1836]

So simple yet so effective

[@alexwinchester132]

😂

[@vishalrockzz844]

Devastating burn!!!

[@gloryholebutforholdinghands]

Holt doesn’t adhere to many gay stereotypes but his sass level is untouchable

[@lego501stTrigger]

1:26 "just a minute my cauldron's boiling over" funniest quote of the show

[@hairybjr]

Took me a few sec! Thanks for pointing it out

[@valentinanovak5255]

jake: i don't talk about this a lot, but i actually have had a difficult relationship with one of my parents ... holt: **stone-cold** yes, your father. you talk about it obsessively

[@aidancahill7742]

Was looking forward to his “Yass queen”. Sassiest Holt moment of all imo

[@Taylorkaraoke]

"am trying to do a simple half Windsor so that she knows am a baby" the writer that came up with that shit has to have reaal issues LOL

[@dobrilabijelic1631]

Watch Rosa try not to break...

[@drazgul9403]

"You just keep one of those on you?" "Of course, in case I need to proof my point in an argument" I'm dead😂

[@angusgtw]

'Lllllaos.' 'Fine!'

[@ChuckieManioItsReallyMe]

Please come back to life and learn the difference between "prove" and "proof".

[@prettyinpinky5937]

Draz Gul prove

[@Findmeiainthiding]

@@angusgtw oh it was better than fine. It was Laos.

[@theblackone5937]

All the likes are gonna come from Amy Santiago

[@yaasiinfarah6319]

Karl Ibrahim

[@papounator8843]

nah, atleast everyone in the squad liked once. Amy is the rest though

[@theblackone5937]

Karl Faucher True

[@therinehervas4098]

amy is 17,000 people

[@sammyboysvlogs8376]

She is my fav😃

[@adrianbaggio8880]

KOODOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS AN- Woah what is going on?? It's in ALL CAPS

[@manthanc7727]

😂

[@alexwinchester132]

"Captain Wuntch, good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?" Ma boiiii

[@acgearsandarms1343]

He can make reading lines from the dictionary entertaining just because of his delivery. The way he says lines like those makes it funnier.

[@ChaoticCobra]

WUNTCH TIME IS OVER!!! 😂😂😂

[@chairsmissing]

Brandon vethanayagam NO REGRETS

[@ChaoticCobra]

Dimitris Vasileias NO REGRETS AT ALL!!!

[@hamdahussein7511]

Ha ha boom did it, had it both ways no regrets😂😂

[@aliu292]

"I began by making... a word cloud " *Writes Frans Brüggen* Holt has been planning that burn for a year.

[@Wolfencreek]

"She was such a strong, female woman"

[@avalovesmemes731]

“With thick weighty breasts”

[@OptimusWombat]

"They actually upped it to two-eighty". "Oh, good God!"

[@amritrangi2492]

Holt hands down the best character

[@rnbedits5609]

Amrit Rangi nah Doug Judy is better

[@amritrangi2492]

Bris breezy you have got a point but nah

[@chillmaster66]

Raymond Holt and Ron Swanson are pretty on par i would say.

[@hehdhd9941]

Yeah I find a lot of the characters comedic moments seem too fake, but holt just can make you laugh naturally.

[@bluesyace9564]

Rosa

[@pukebox__]

where was "and yet crime has continued"? im sad

[@hl6813]

terry: “I have solved many cases for you, sir.” Holy: “ and yet, crime still continues.”

[@ihavemoreshipsthanthenavy99]

also a compilation of Amy and her binders would be cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

[@Gummyshark-if7yl]

ihavemoreshipsthanthenavy 99 No Doubt No doubt No doubt No doubt

[@c63w204W]

Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed

[@trainedbog6801]

It was better that fine... IT WAS LAOS!!

[@flohawkins8445]

"You're three minutes early in Chicago" gets me every time! ❤️❤️😂🤣

[@kitspace2024]

'He's a pharmacist. Not a doctor' hint to Raymond's trigger stuff

[@kh7688]

"Fun? I was never fun, you take that back" Only Holt would take being called fun, as an insult lol

[@peoplewillallsmile]

the way he read the ALL CAPS TWEET was hilarious.

[@zeymijoe490]

Amy is asleep at 4:41 whereas everyone is guessing whether Holt said a phrase or not. 😂❤️

[@alexcoleridge1476]

they look ripe and.. *crispy*

[@gargamellenoir8460]

At 4:00 we can see Stephanie heroically stifling her laughter.

[@thewerewolff7248]

Gargamel Le Noir that was definitely the face of someone trying not to crack

[@lordgino2006]

Every scenes she does where her badass character must look stone cold, she smirk. She can hardly hold her laugh on set. It’s subtle, but if you pay attention, you’ll see it easily.

[@UIAL570]

Whoever wrote the dialogue between Wench and Holt between season 1-5 genuinely deserves an award! “Oh, Madeline, I had wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing”

[@lanac5793]

"She's laughed out loud. Multiple Times."

[@eek6449]

A Boyle family compilation pleaseeeeee I love you

[@riphunter8916]

I love you

[@cryingatthedisco1169]

I love you

[@devilbuster20xx37]

I love you

[@ChrMuslimThor]

I love you.

[@floralovespringandflowers6227]

I love you

[@BigBoiiLeem]

3:55 Talks about a half Windsor being a child's knot, while his tie is in a schoolboy knot, literally the simplest knot to tie. To this day, that is the only thing I can fault with this show

[@vhilofaye1618]

He looks very proud and satisfied of his "Who's guarding Hades" delivery lmao

[@anushkapandey4957]

Somehow he's the most emotional person and an emotionless robot at the same time and I love it 😭😭

[@miguelgomes2542]

"Sarcasm, the cowards lie"- Pure Holt

[@paigefields9221]

"They look ripe and crispy" I love Holt with all my heart.😭🤣

[@suraj-ram7488]

Season 5 please come on Netflix

[@TheTrishass]

Not on Australian Netflix :(

[@oumarcoach2907]

TheBigM use a vpm an do canadian ip

[@mintym3897]

it’s on my netflix

[@alexj01]

In Finland we only have 3 seasons :c

[@clairvaux8459]

ARGHUGAHH I'm still waiting for season 5 too

[@akhilbandi9463]

"The Con man's Reus" "The Huckster's Crutch" "The Coward's Lie" Captain Holt's Shenanigans are the best!

[@avanikaushik3423]

"Just a minute my cauldrons boiling over" DEAD

[@stahppls2293]

4:11 Love how Hitchcock and Scully prep his seat and drink

[@chairsmissing]

I said it. *AND I MEANT IT*

[@NikoKEK]

"... but since you're here, who's guarding Hades? " has to be my favourite.

[@loitlois]

ROSA IS ALL OF US @4:01

[@mikebeaudry4185]

Dy Loisy ikr

[@dostagirl9551]

I love Holt and Wunch. Every interaction is snarky comedic gold.

[@jimrockqc]

What the hell Oscar!! Since when did you quit Dunder Mifflin to become a doctor!?!?

[@lewiskoo4067]

This comment should've gotten way more likes

[@dblock5one4]

"Actually" The last we saw of Oscar, he was running for State Senate, so the correct question would be; What the hell Oscar!! Since when did you give up on politics and quit Dunder Mifflin to become a doctor!?!? Hehe

[@SethCocker05]

Love how Holt gets when Wuntch is around him 😂

[@floralovespringandflowers6227]

At least she really has a love-hate crush on him 😂😂😂

[@acgearsandarms1343]

@@floralovespringandflowers6227 All because he refused to bed her.

[@bramorant5613]

Thank you Andre Braugher for bringing life to this character.

[@MrWeizhi926]

4:01 I am pretty sure Rosa is trying really hard not to break character here

[@scottwpilgrim]

“WHY?! I AM A MALE! A HUMAN MALE!”

[@pcloser2130]

Scott W Pilgrim BOOOooOoOOnnNe

[@TheSolitaryGrape]

Please make a Holt & Terry montage! I think they have one of the best dynamics in the show, and I love seeing them look out for each other and their adult children

[@TheCoolerReaper]

This show is over 7 years old yet it still feels so fresh

[@horaciosi]

(4:04-5:00) I would watch an entire episode of just that.

[@kirapokelmann618]

there needs to be more real vs fake holt in season 6 :D

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Damnit, Holt asked a very important question; Who's guarding Hades? It's been ten minutes, I think we should check.

[@manfrombritain6816]

the ever-so-subtle smile as he says "who's guarding Hades?" as if he's extremely pleased with himself for his witty remark is just magnificent

[@MrMuel1205]

I cracked up at the "It's in all caps" line. Having worked in a government office and seen many emails from people who seem to think their point will be more compelling if rendered entirely in caps, I can very much relate - that is how I always read the emails in my head. Just in case anyone was wondering, it comes off more as shouty and unhinged, rather than persuasive.

[@neabby]

"KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS..." Makes me cry with laughter every time 😂

[@dpg154]

9:00 Holt's disgust at tweets being upped to 280 characters 😂😂😂

[@guitarwithjosh9553]

I began by creating....A WORD CLOUD.

[@alexandermcclure1955]

Please do a best of Mlep(Klé)nos video

[@noelstrind2292]

He has two moments lol

[@camcool202]

Noel Strind didn’t stop the people who run this channel 😂

[@cryingatthedisco1169]

Melp(clay)nos*

[@tmanepic]

They did, look it up!

[@mikebeaudry4185]

"I was never fun, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

[@kyledmacdonald-2115]

NINE NINE!

[@k7cryptic]

NINE NINE!!

[@basedbattledroid3507]

NINE NINE!!!

[@Bigp1077]

NINE NINE 🤪

[@maxblockley1820]

Yyyyyyeeeeeeehhhhhhhh

[@raynmo674]

Nine nine!!!

[@wnbetv]

”Just a minute, my cauldron is boiling over”

[@16canarys]

WUNTCH TIME IS OVER! HA! DID IT! *No regrets*

[@heatea5255]

Had it both ways*

[@homahashime9137]

Do a video about all the Insults between Wuntch and Holt

[@SnehaBollepalli]

Homa Hashime already there. Search for every wuntch insult.

[@homahashime9137]

Sneha Bollepalli oh shit OK thx

[@coool3318]

YAS QUEEN

[@leilabaxter3290]

*snap*

[@JudeKennedyATCL]

One of the best moments in the show

[@louiereyhan7089]

I love that part of the episode of his twitter account, when his account got disabled and they were like “they think you’re a bot...” then Holt goes “but I’m a human! I’m a human male!”

[@cloudstrife1983]

You could have had a chopper Raymond, why didn't you take advantage? Just a minute my cauldrons boiling over...

[@KokoKh86]

"Just a minute my cauldron is boiling over" OH NOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mariabarreto4669]

8:35 why did that sound like " you are eating wuntch alone " 😂😂😂

[@joy-ri1us]

Aww the tiny pride flag on Holt's desk is so cute ❤

[@nekocat4293]

"KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS AN-" "woahh what's going on?" "it's...in all caps." love that

[@reyadhatashe2789]

At 6:07 both Holt and Jake wink when they are dissing each other which for some reason I find adorable.

[@ayatsu3043]

After going through all the comments... the most underrated line is... "COWABUNGA MOM"

[@biancasilva8172]

BEST character ever. Holt is my absolute favorite

[@Kim-pc2on]

1:33 Damn didn't know Oscar was a doctor on top of being an accountant

[@xyrenegade]

Classic Scully checking out Wuntch's butt 00:13

[@ulizta2134]

Can we have a compilation of Amy freaking out over binders? ☺️

[@samar.ahmad12]

Sassy Holt is the best Holt NINE NINE!9️⃣9️⃣!!!!

[@ebitoro4590]

"Just a minute, my cauldron's boiling over" Lmaoo

[@thomasedgerley7453]

The most dramatic fabulous and least flamboyant dude ever! Great character

[@madirose154]

When jake said it’s about everything reminded me from good day when he says or was it

[@ndisfoshiz]

“And I meant it!” That is my favorite holt moment!!!!

[@jerdasaurusrex557]

I can't believe Holt would call it All Caps instead of "Wholly in majuscule."

[@ananthakrishnan6731]

"Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom underneath you" is missing from this.

[@carysbennett1473]

“Yaaasss, queen.” *snaps fingers* wasn’t included :(

[@Nine9005]

6:48 A _word cloud_

[@Madhulikamudliar]

I love sassy Raymond and these compilations