You Know Nothing About Hashirama!

[@AhmedHussain-ju6xd]

Always remember, hashirama was only so strong because he was made of a 100% hashirama cells

[@AaravBaranwal]

No no he has a point

[@muhammaduzairbhatti8831]

absolutely

[@trashie.phantom3042]

Implying white Zetsu is just as strong as Hashirama

[@AhmedHussain-ju6xd]

​@@trashie.phantom3042zetsus wood ain't hard enough

[@acejaaay98]

This is canon

[@IsaiahWayne2104]

Hashirama: Is peace too much to ask for? Everyone else: Yes.

[@uchihasayuri87]

Hashirama: Can’t we all just get along?! You get a tailed beast and you get tailed beast! 🙏😄 Everyone else: That’s genius, thank you! 😊 (*proceeds to plan the military campaigns and acting like that particular 5 kage summit never happened*)

[@uchihasayuri87]

Well, except for the land of wind who already had their tailed beast captured, and wanted monetary compensation for that.

[@muhammaduzairbhatti8831]

he had Cells

[@uchihasayuri87]

@@muhammaduzairbhatti8831 living cells lol

[@mr.penguin4614]

"yes, now give me your cells"

[@AaravBaranwal]

0:18 I always called Hagoromo 'the god of the shinobi world' and Hasirama 'god of shinobi(s)' meanwhile Hiruzen is 'a god among shinobi(s)'

[@tyratooOP]

Damn...that's actually good. You're cooking

[@reinaemiya]

that sounds reasonable

[@LFresh86]

I always saw it similar to this! Hagoromo as the God of Shinobi and Hasirama as god of shinobi/GOAT of shinobi

[@AaravBaranwal]

@@tyratooOP thanks

[@cedriccope178]

Let him cook

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Hashirama: I don't want kids to fight on the battlefield. Hiruzen: *puts kids on the battlefield*

[@waffleenjoyer-re3pg]

the third was ruthless, he started the 2nd great ninja war by his own choice

[@uchihasayuri87]

I actually agree with this point

[@joybwoy]

Oh so tobirama isn't to blame too its always hiruzen huh ✍

[@uchihasayuri87]

@@joybwoy Write this down all three Hokages and (Madara himself plus Kaguya’s will, the zetsu manipulation routine) made choices that led to events such as the Uchiha Massacre and Kurama reeking havoc 2 with Madara’s influence.

[@Deathnote-ur4vh]

When bro.. Only chunin can go to war in hiruzen leadership.

[@TheGrossMeta]

Hashirama cells keeping everyone else alive but Hashirama 💀

[@kdraw21]

Ikfr😂

[@Robertjb1216]

This is a great statement.

[@uchihasayuri87]

Except for the 4th Great War

[@-Beliver-Edits-]

Fr i also thought about that! 😂

[@daddy5585]

I'm surprised he hasn't come back like orochimaru

[@chadbushell]

Madara actually had four siblings. Izuna was just the last surviving one, until adolescence at least.

[@doom7872]

13:13 You've been found guilty of attempting to topple the government, you're at your sentencing hearing and the judge asks you why you planted thousands of paper tags that just said "Explode" inside federal buildings; You smile, do a thumbs up and yell, because that's my ninja way!

[@wrenwright-dw6gy]

Nick: *"All the other feds with their fat f*ck necks had better run better run, outrun my gun!"*

[@richchia92]

0:00 preamble 2:20 sponsor 4:05 self promo 4:28 main content 34:48 closing

[@Solaris7217]

You’re the goat 🎉

[@Sandrakuto]

Always be pinned

[@AtenSol12]

❤

[@uchihasayuri87]

You forgot about the gospel line jk lol

[@antwoineedwards8944]

🫡 Thank you for your hard work. 🫡 Top comment imo 🫡

[@chasesimmons4191]

Nik’s trying to make antigovernment sleepercells out of weebs with subliminal messaging guised as Naruto videos

[@plasma_mb3]

Nah he's just speaking facts

[@abyssbloodgazer6801]

You can't ve antigovernment when it can barely be called one! :D

[@aaronbankston5702]

Well I guess we know you’re voting for Kamala 😂

[@chasesimmons4191]

@@aaronbankston5702 I don’t vote that’s for computers

[@danikaflorence444]

@@chasesimmons4191based

[@OfficialWardo6]

13:58 Adding a hypothetical just transfers you over to theyre watch list.

[@unstaybul]

Wake up babe the Anime Scholar has posted

[@mr.reckestalking4131]

We totally didn't hear him call out America

[@cheyennemoore8380]

"There is no wr in Ba- America- whoops. Ba Sing Se."

[@kena5563]

Smile n wave

[@ultrating1142]

Its not just the US, most if not all countries around the world follow the same principle unfortunately

[@ironl4nd]

@@ultrating1142 Nope, its mainly just the US. super lame. EU rules.

[@ultrating1142]

@@ironl4nd The premiss remains the same within the EU, western EU countries face the dilemma of either being left or right wing, whilst Eastern European countries still have c0munistic parties that manage to gather support, and clash with democratic parties.

[@NewAccount-w9b]

hashirama is so goated, that kishimoto refused to tell us key info like his sage type, and how he died.

[@BobaGanousch]

The year is 2035. Nick releases a video called "You Know Nothing About Saruto!" He leads the intro describing why Boruto's child is his second favorite character in the universe only following behind his great uncle, but first asks us to follow his brand new project that he created with Stephen He, Chris Barnett and Danny Motta called "Anime IRL".

[@Sakura_uchiha_elite]

Madara was 1 of 5 sibling nick. He lost more than hashirama did.

[@DCeaseFire007]

@Sakura_uchiha_elite Was just going to comment this. Thx. Still love u nick.

[@Reese3x]

Lol I was looking for this comment

[@pepsibIue]

Madara manifesting his own bullshit lmao. Really put himself under infinite tsukiyomi

[@wellsjimerson3676]

Nick must be Sukuna the way he cooked with this video

[@DanielsCustody]

I still know nothing about rock lee. :'(

[@joedonis7329]

Just watch the you know nothing about might guy same thing pretty much

[@kable_t.v.]

Rock Lee knows nothing about Rock Lee. He doesn't even know who the mother of his own son is.

[@NaraShoku]

There is nothing to know... Legend! Nothing more to say!

[@DanielsCustody]

@@NaraShoku I still want a video of Nick expressing this. 😂

[@ozzymadnius]

13:25 Damn Nic, i don't always agree with you, but this is why i always come back. You're an inteligent dude, and i can respect that. Down with the system! Lets all get together and create our own village! 🤘😂

[@Taquit0455]

Just remember everyone…it’s recorded, NCHammer is completely healthy and sane right now. Don’t forget!!!

[@Weda01]

9:55 Madara had a smaller family? According to the storyline Madara had 4 siblings (including Izuna), which would make it slightly larger than Hashirama's family who had 3 siblings.

[@JanDropEmOff]

i came here to see if i was the only one that noticed that error lol, its alright tho we all make mistakes

[@dappletonj]

He keeps making that mistake. In a previous video he corrects himself too.

[@icynoah__133]

Yea he made a mistake in saying that

[@m.mulder8864]

"But before we get to all that..." Ski skip skip skip skip skip skip

[@chadbushell]

@@m.mulder8864 he still gets paid regardless lol.

[@BDRULES5]

34:56 the warring flakes period

[@_Rhatsody]

Lmao

[@benc-v6672]

No glaze nick is literally him

[@JonathanMoreno-eo3kt]

Full-glaze. Dont lie.

[@Sandrakuto]

​@JonathanMoreno-realeo3kt

[@uchihasayuri87]

Glaze

[@sonnydelight33]

All nut no glaze

[@kleatise52]

??

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

I wish Hashirama had more screentime so we could see what his life was like, besides his rivalry with Madara.

[@soullowhill]

Surprised no one just hired both of them before they became enemies

[@MrThetit]

I doubt anyone could afford both clans… they were the top mercenary clans so just to buy one would probably be just as much as to buying a small country so paying for both would probably collapse their economy to a point there wouldn’t be anything worth protecting.

[@nocalebhere]

i was just laying down thinking about bow boring my sunday is then i remembered the best anime creator posts a video today

[@FALLEN_GOD]

Vidio starts at 4:31

[@ThaWaverunner]

The slight deviation & juxtaposition of our reality is one of the reasons I keep comin' back for every video. Not only do you just make great content, you seem to be a truly caring person who's not blind to the realities of today. That's how I feel anyway... Thanks for that man.

[@derekd5490]

THIS IS THE “YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT” IVE BEEN WAITING FOR

[@omarkennedy7056]

Was not expecting a god damn breakdown on the 2 party system and its failures to the people it's supposed to serve in the middle of my Hashirama video but i am extremely pleased comrade Nick. 10 outta 10 would recommend

[@unrexlisticgengxr]

Favourite moment from Hashirama has got to be when he told Madara to wait cuz he has bigger fish to fry 🤣

[@ASH-mf1ul]

YOOO i fucking love this man with his naruto content and the little social commentary its so lit!!!

[@thesquirtlesquad8446]

Probably never said this, but always felt this. The background track, Naruto lofi, I think? It fits so well in all your videos, chef’s kiss

[@LFresh86]

Nick's "You know nothing" series is by far my favorite type of videos ❤

[@boredfangerrude8759]

Damn! I didn't expect some serious real world truth bombs from you Nick! 😮

[@ARSON_LORD_ZUKO]

I love the you know nothing vids its been a minute since we got a new one and this one definitely did NOT disappoint

[@LayHova21]

lol loved the mini real world rant there 😂

[@RadsBananza]

13:20 bro found the uchiha stone tablet

[@wolfstagjr.5721]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's true do!!!!

[@Ty17V]

@@wolfstagjr.5721 Apparently Black Zetsu cooked.

[@SweshiPlays]

Theory: If otsutsuki could potentially have used omnipotence on humanity more than once, what if Sakura is part otsutsuki due to her literal top 1 chakra control and her potential genjutsu prowess that was never explored (very basic but I don't recall seeing her parents in the show)

[@urielibarra5559]

13:49 shhhh nick your taking food from the theoretical systems table

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Hashirama has 100% Hashirama cells.

[@Talalqureshi258]

hacks imo

[@uchihasayuri87]

@SpammytheHeadhog 🏆 the peanut gallery award goes to you 👏

[@anthonynatal7560]

Nick you are a g 13:03😂

[@hunchocoles2146]

That’s why I love your videos. The information that you be giving me that I didn’t know got me loving Naruto lore more 🔥

[@aaronbankston5702]

I enjoy every video from Nick that I watch. But this is one of the best videos he’s produced, imo. Great job

[@AuraFistKaz]

Hashirama was always an enigmatic character. The most powerful ninja of his time, wood release being deemed the most powerful of all time. We don't even know how he died! 😂 Oh and starting at 13:05 : Finally someone understands the way of how corrupted a certain country is. 👍

[@wolflordshaitan]

13:50 *cyberpunk theme plays* wake the f*ck up samurai

[@Mickey_M123]

13:50 drops real world lore 🔥love this channel 😂

[@toxicjig8231]

The way Nick has a way with words sometimes changes my thoughts about a character.

[@yhayaalam651]

How long have we waited for this vid

[@ultimatealien1001]

HOLY SHIT NICK. Absolutely LOVE how you called out the country for it's crap. Thank you! 💯🫡 America truly is trash.. 3rd world in Morality and Ethics 👌🏽

[@ninjasteven-y9k]

You not going out and making a difference instead of calling it "trash" can only make it more so called trash. Just a tip

[@danielroberts1342]

I'd love a one shot of Hashiramas final days ya know? We could see what got him, his funeral, his conversation with Tobirama about the Uchiha. We could see a young Tsunade maybe even Hashiramas children. I think there's a lot of potential there lol

[@Molly-jh4kz]

2:34 these warm sunny months? Bro. It is actively snowing as I watch this.

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

27:48 so what you are saying is that Hashirama was a backstabber.

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Hashirama sold the Tailed Beasts in hopes of having peace. But he never realized that people had their own goals and ambitions.

[@Moniker8858]

Hashirama's biggest problem is almost always that he was too idealistic

[@shinigami268]

Funny how Nick never made this "You know nothing" before but I knew everything he had to say because of how much he talks about Hashirama

[@samanthahunter4176]

Yes!!! Perfect video to watch after work

[@kofiobodaitetteh8226]

I find myself on a hiatus from your channel ever so often, but I can't stay away. Faaaaaakin luv your videos. I'd luv to hear your take on a "Naruto past generations" anime. You know, like about the warring states error, or a spinoff about the bijuus' lives in depth from when the old man went to the pure lands

[@dequanwrenwrites]

As an author who tries to incorporate the real world into my work, I really appreciate this perspective!

[@OmariNivet]

I’m sure madara had more sibling that Izuna that died on the battlefield, which is why he valued izuna so much

[@TheJoshua417]

100% true my guy. Keep the truth going. 🙌🏾🙏🏾👍🏾

[@coke6707]

YESSS FINNAY

[@TurboTimTravels]

0:43 I really thought we were about to hear some blasphemy lol

[@coke6707]

FINNALLY

[@michaelbishop6862]

Finally my favorite character getting some shine. I’ve always wanted a more in depth arc with more he warring states and early village

[@dangerousptah1894]

Yo I love the real world rant

[@Kyrumguy]

Oh how I love these

[@whatstheword6271]

Dope!

[@ervinstankovic2462]

Gosh damn that rant at 13:30 could not have been more real!😂

[@joshfarrow9707]

I really would love a video that goes over the ages of the big characters of the Verse.

[@koopakape]

Man, I've griped before about some of your seemingly extreme political views (old people = bad etc etc) but what you said around 13:00 really hit home & cemented you as one of the good ones in my book.

[@jdxv134]

@NCHammer23 can you make a long form video about the whole Naruto timeline?

[@weeb-ubreafs1382]

Hashirama is awesome glad you finally did this

[@michealwatts7469]

This dude is fuckin amazing.. best Shinobi. Chill in all moments except when he needs to be serious.

[@TannerWeinberg]

I would love to see what Konoha would be like if Madara had chilled out for a few years until Hashirama died.

[@ghostc1pher]

You know, none of the facts of Hashirama's life are new to me. But I have never looked at his life story from beginning to end on one page the way you just presented it, and that definitely gives depth and perspective to his character in a way I didn't appreciate before.

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

That factor ad talking about it being summer. In a video released in October

[@BrothaKyle1068]

I liked this video. I often forget. Sorry. Love the channel. Love all your content. I just forget to hit like a lot 😢 Sorry! I'm trying! Keep it coming Nick! You put em out and I'll make a conscious effort to like it!

[@branddo20]

Great video as usual and your point about politics dead on!! ❤

[@Reppen555]

22:55 "No Madara don't stab me in the crotch" XD

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Hashirama is SO Legendary that we don't onow how he died.

[@NewAccount-w9b]

regeneration probably gave him cancer from splitting his cells

[@Mixman1133]

One would think Nick was Madara's reincarnation with how hard he glazes Hashirama.

[@eliasordonez6142]

I don’t know if maybe I’m just old fashioned or I’m on KZbin too much but people posting the time stamps like “video starts at 4:31” doesn’t make sense to me because the video starts at the beginning, I know that most KZbinrs who make discussion/predictions/theory videos always have a preamble that leads into the main subject of the video. Can’t we all just be happy that at least he doesn’t open every video with a 5 minute long sketch that’s a continuation from the last video and will continue until the next one

[@armandolira107]

31:24 giving out tailed-beast 😂 this like bring a gun into a knife fight and then bring other gun to give to your opponent

[@neonhavok]

did u forget his line in the end of shippuden, where he lectures madara about not being able to accomplish everything by yourself and entrusting ur dreams to the next generation? hashirama is a great character cause he has the belief in humanity that one day tjhet will figure it out, and he dies hopeful that the next generation will carry his will of fire

[@arsenic7039]

14:00 you just became my favorite KZbinr ever

[@FastSickle]

How... how has nick never made this video before?

[@jasonfields7058]

Yo bro, that rant? I see we are on the same page on what is going on in the world. You got a sub for life!!! 😄

[@danielkaragic7057]

I need some of that gfuel man

[@wolfstagjr.5721]

Same here lol

[@bboye.musical9349]

Can you do this but about villages? I would love to see what you can gather about the sound village

[@RuffLife784]

The Uchiha Ganging up On Hashirama little brother is one of the coldest moments.

[@projext4708]

Glad he showed the meaning to “elucidate” because my vocabulary isn’t that strong yet😂😂

[@tusharagarwal5306]

Finally a normal Naruto video.

[@fuzy9558]

Nick, by the time Naruto was born, Ashura's soul had already passed on.

[@thatboihp]

I actually love you bro😭💛

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Remember. Hashirama is the first reincarnation of Ashura to become Hokage.

[@DaySun88]

That’s not that big of a deal when you think about it, they were already members of that clan on the planet before them. Their family just got manipulated by the toads if the oldest brother never found the toad sage and learn, sage chakra the one thing that’s their family’s weakness he would’ve lived his life in ignorance. Are would’ve lost to his own mother, but the toads who were already here and knew about the God tree and have the power to see the future, helped him out starting the cycle of reincarnation cheeky, toads, seeing the future, and manipulating the Shinobi world.

[@votetheodore2048]

Can you do a Video of what you would do a Hokage

[@saintcodilas3366]

A wise man once said “It’s about damn time! I’ve been waiting for you Hashirama!”

[@kazverse17]

I could've sworn Madara said he was 1 of 5 siblings or so

[@thomashughey9759]

Hey nick do you think Uzumaki clan might have some involvement with the reanimation jutsu that tobirama invented he might’ve visited and trained under them during the warring states period Good video to talk about