ncis ziva idioms

[@feathertopDT]

Ziva: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few legs Tony: I'm never coming to your place for dinner

[@mariafox9226]

Ziva: I’m braless. DiNozzo: I noticed. BUT ON YOUR PHONE THEY’RE CALLED BARS.

[@rhaegostheskydragon1760]

Ziva and Tony's wordplay was always an enjoyment on NCIS. I just hated how they let Ziva go. She was one of my favorite members of the team.

[@CantStayAway]

I love how Tony is always the quickest one to correct her, and whenever she goos up in front of the others they just sort of look at her funny for a few seconds before correcting her, because she's confused them...but with Tony, it's like he always knows what she's trying to say.:P:)

[@NWCountryGirl17]

I love that it just generally accepted that Ziva CAN'T Slang nobody tries to force her to learn they just know what she's talking about substitute the correct phrase and continue with the conversation

[@Janusmannen]

Actually.... I feel that most of the times, her "wrong word" still works! :-)

[@ChaosNever]

I like the one she tells Mike Franks and his daughter "Were here to sit on the baby"

[@katnic17]

i love how she always tries to explain how her expression also works or is better :D

[@laydiacharmed]

Ziva: You may want to fix your hair. It's sticking up everywhere like a porcu-swine no, wrong word porcu-pig. The little animal with the little spikies, yes porcu pine :D

[@lozzah9999]

omg!!! gotta love Ziva shes hilarious and her and Tony are brill together!!!

[@irchek070488]

i miss ziva!!!!!

[@alyssapappalardo7407]

Oh Ziva never gets old!! :-)

[@MrDRUID27]

YES! all these are great, but I will add my favorite. "Does a bear sit in the woods?"

[@miakovalsky]

tony: it's yardsale day. ziva: i see. and do marines sell their yards often? ...may i also note that i am now picturing an army of smurfs?

[@movie7buff]

Bahahahahah I love Ziva! But you missed my favourite one: :) Ziva: You may want to fix your hair. It's sticking up everywhere like a porcuswine...no, wrong word...porcu...pig. The little animal with the little spikies, yes?!

[@IdaSantti]

"Are you getting a pony?" :D

[@janspup6232]

How she does those with a straight face without laughing i have no idea.

[@twilightman2816]

He is on the sheep. It's on the LAM, and it's not an actual Lamb. I smell fish. You smell something fishy, Ziva.

[@kellie3315]

@CantStayAway I also love how sometimes she'll make a mistake but he'll look at the other person and say "She means ..."

[@leonielovemusic]

have to say... i think that Tony would actually Google girls... XD

[@Gasoline85]

"Smurf war". HAHAHAHA

[@laurabee91]

i love ziva and her ziva-isms :)

[@theajdivas10]

yeah its like a reflex reaction for him :)

[@Fermion.]

I'd love to see Ziva "try" to have a conversation with Snoop Dog.

[@ultrahighstakes]

what is the scene from 0:40-0:46 from? I can't figure out which one it was.

[@CostaWanti]

Google the girls XD

[@JessicaPMeza]

jajaja i love 0:35 is the best especially when he grabs the shirt

[@transformerschickk13]

I LOVE ZIVA!!!!!!! :D

[@OceanLily]

HAHA! Smurf war..god she had me with that one.lol

[@christiansnyder6738]

It is fuuny when she does that;

[@1Joker10]

LOL!! iv been waiting to see one of these. LOL!!

[@madreedy81]

ya man i can't wait for season 7

[@kiir33]

Genuis!

[@TheEpona92]

lol love the horse one

[@baezantine]

Omg haha !! This is gold !! XD could not stop laughing the whole time !!

[@roughcollies]

again! again! again! I love it!!!!

[@KyoXAnskima]

you were doing better before you were going back to Isreal lol tru

[@chrissyjoy08]

Sept 22nd!! Only 12 weeks and 3 days!!! :)

[@dnasty312]

0:31 what kind of hairstyle is that?

[@ShadesOfKnight]

Smurf War! LOL

[@pinkypt322]

@daydreamerlauren Me too! Each and every time. Because it's an amusing image. As I am sure they intended :-D

[@TrishaSheerinIrish]

lol ziva

[@laryssaB33]

Smurf war...

[@A2daM2daZ]

@McTony0 if you don't laugh at that you may have a heart of stone

[@ilizashlesingerrocks]

dwinkaquink ha ha ha

[@regionx5420]

Lol rofl