NCIS: Ziva-isms

As Ziva David says in 3x5, she knows 5 languages, so we must “forgive her if she gets confused… sometimes.” In 7x10, she states that including the language of love, she knows ten, count them, 10 languages.
This is a compilation of those times where she gets confused, aka, Ziva-isms. Hope you enjoy it!
Time-marks for each season:
00:00-07:37 = s 3 = 2, 4-10, 12-15, 17- 24
07:37-10:54 = s 4 = 2, 5, 6, 8, 10, 14, 15, 18, 20, 23
10:55-15:38 = s 5 = 1, 3-6, 8, 10-15, 18
15:38-19:29 = s 6 = 2, 3, 5, 8, 10, 15, 17, 18, 20-22, 24
19:30-23:56 = s 7 = 3-7, 10, 15, 16, 18, 20
23:57-28:36 = s 8 = 1, 4, 8, 13, 14, 15, 17, 20, 21
28:37-32:44 = s 9 = 1, 2, 8, 9, 11, 12, 16, 17, 19, 20, 22, 23
32:45 - 34:12 = s10 = 4, 11, 23, 24
34:13-34:23 = 17.1
(Are you excited for the Tiva spinoff??!!?)
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[@crimeshowenthusiast]

Hey everyone!! Hope you enjoy this!! Sorry it took so long. As you can see, it is over 34 minutes long. I finished up my last semester of school. Also, I've been dealing with family things, including one member being in rehab (they're still not home; and probably won't be for a while). The next one most likely (do not want to make any promises) will not take nearly as long. Anyways, hope you enjoy!! Thank you all so much!! (Unfortunately, the kind of videos I make cannot be monetized via KZbin's program, so I have a Buy Me a Coffee page, as well as a Kofi set up). Buy me a coffee: www.buymeacoffee.com/CrimeShowEnthusiast Kofi: ko-fi.com/crimeshowenthusiast

[@GailB0707]

Ziva is so cute. Team being patient in teaching her is so adorable.

[@imisstoronto3121]

I think Tony’s comment: I envy your brain sometimes., probably one of the funniest things I’ve heard on NCIS

[@judyveripapa5246]

Sitting on the baby was funny

[@coastalseasider4634]

I just love these folks together...perfect chemistry. Clever writing. Don't know how they could keep a straight face through all of these. Bravo!

[@LusLand]

0:07 first time DiNozzo corrects her🥺

[@emmadm826]

Awwww Duckyyyyyyyy 😢❤❤, love revisiting some classic NCIS! Can’t wait for the spin off but I hope they don’t make it too intense. These light hearted moments and connections made NCIS so awesome.

[@monicaaltenkirch1291]

TKS so much! Loved the chemistry they have! Seasons 3-11 were the best! Can't get enough !! Hope they Keep some of that Magic in the spin-off ❤

[@917ross]

Won't be the same without the Real Crew

[@Timtrozzo1958]

Hopefully we'll get more Zivaisims in the upcoming Tony and Ziva series.

[@scottdahl1938]

I can relate to this. I used the line "God bless your heart" in a comment and somebody unloaded on me for involving religion and bible beating. There by the grace of God was another. Obviously the guy was from down under and I informed him of local geographic idioms that use those phases to indicate the person spoken of is a few fries or McNuggets short of a happy meal. The back and forth was enjoyed by both of us.

[@brandonnoll919]

NCIS season 3 to season 10 will be the best ever because NCIS is nothing without Ziva literally the best 8 seasons ever from 2005 to 2013

[@imisstoronto3121]

It was terrible without her and BAF without Tony.

[@lorenquiabel3963]

Love these 2 soooo much NCIS seasons 3-11 were the very best were Ziva & Tony reigned supreme with Gibbs ❤❤❤

[@Chanelly37]

underrated video! I enjoyed every minute, thank you!

[@crimeshowenthusiast]

Thank you so much!! You're welcome!! Glad you enjoyed it!!!

[@Ilikebunnies-metoo]

_HE'S ON THE GOAT!_

[@JahazielLopezM]

I'm not a English speaker myself and i understand her a lot...

[@jrnsurlan405]

Smurf War! My favourite.

[@feliciatierney2265]

It will be interesting to see if they continue to include these in the new spinoff.

[@crimeshowenthusiast]

Great point/question!! You have me curious now as well!!

[@feliciatierney2265]

@crimeshowenthusiast It's an interesting thought because they're so much a part of her character but the new series sounds like it will take place solely in Europe where American sayings and slang won't be nearly as common and might actually be lost on the people that they're interacting with. That said, these little slips of the tongue always added some lightness to Ziva as a character who tended to be rather intense.

[@rayperkins4506]

Still miss her .

[@96mrjones]

Impressive you got almost all of them!

[@crimeshowenthusiast]

wait which ones did I miss???

[@96mrjones]

@@crimeshowenthusiast s17 "I'm all eardrums." s16 bishop and Jimmy talking her diary "happy as an oyster."

[@crimeshowenthusiast]

@@96mrjones ahh thank you

[@miriamreis6687]

Muito bom!🇧🇷🤗

[@simonearendse6134]

God protect my babies.

[@joseluisarjona2168]

Favor de editar más episodios subtitulados al español latino, les agradecería infinitamente.

[@yoursalmashowz]

Can you do more criminal minds vids I love those sm.

[@crimeshowenthusiast]

Yeah, I definitely can! Might not be what I do next, but maybe the one after :)

[@felicitymorris5548]

It's odd that Americans use "the pot calling the kettle black," when they don't seem to use, or even know what kettles are