ROCKET LEAGUE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE

a very dirty episode of ranked Rocket League...
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F2 trains for RLCS by playing ranked 3's and things get very sexy. Join NeatMike Jon Sandman and Woofless in an adventure to find a higher rank and sexuality. lol

[@NoticeableNate]

This was the funniest F2 video bar none.

[@joshuasabatino6128]

Nathan Wright guys neat mike pinned this comment! Omg

[@NoticeableNate]

Noticed by the cringe master memelord, I can now happily die by autoerotic asphyxiation.

[@Spiretspvp]

What sound card do you use Mikey Mike? You guys should do a who the team manger is and then the team pleb competition.

[@camsmith4088]

I

[@xTearsForTraumax]

Spiretspvp it's 2017 who the fuck uses a sound card

[@jamesabate9740]

3:40 "I want to get one of those pools" *immediately hits a pool shot*

[@NeatMike]

James Abate woah I didn't even realize...

[@thotdestroyer4j164]

NeatMike LOL

[@Theactualgamer1]

i was lokking for this comment

[@jack__paw6435]

James Abate I already said this why didn't I get noticed

[@yungbleeky]

TheActualGamer same

[@NeatMike]

if i sound weird it's cause i've been sick for like 5 days and recorded this probably a little high on medicine...

[@hadielnawfal288]

NeatMike get well soon!

[@TheLionsDenz]

Gws captian

[@Junip3r-Berries]

NeatMike Try Not To Get High On Calpol Anymore lol 😂

[@RikutoTCG]

best intro ever, sperm cannon lmao

[@TeeRexWrecksFace]

always be high on cold meds. this is gr8

[@christianporro3447]

at 4:00 Jon : ''Where do you live again?'' Mike: ''That's classified I don't want people showing up at my house bcuz im famous'' at 4:20 (ooh shit MLG) Mike : ''Jon I live in wisconsin its gonna freeze'' Good try Mike, you kept it secret for 20 seconds

[@NeatMike]

lmfao shit

[@nolanmerritt1066]

the best part is that opn twittrer he litterally has his address in his bio. his addres up to his house number. lmao

[@soffess2793]

Was gonna comment that xD

[@diderik146]

Thats his PO box, not his home address

[@carryeveryday910]

Christian Porro Everyone knows where he lives already lol it hasn't been a secret in a long time.

[@danyalx0719]

Helen Keller once tried to play Rocket League She drove into the ball Then the wall. Then her teamate

[@Sevvi]

Danyal Ally Why the hell is that your dream?

[@Drif-wb2vp]

Shade when you're 8 years old you don't have much to accomplish

[@xxgxmingpxndxxx-fortnitean2309]

Like one of the bots

[@samschuffler6935]

Jon: Where do you live? Mike: That's classified 10 seconds later Jon: What if it freezes? Mike: Trust me. I live in Wisconsin. It'll freeze.

[@sharkyboi3409]

#notmycaptain

[@vshonga]

Storm Trooper #mikeismycaptain

[@jotunbjorn]

#myrearadmiral

[@maxofcourse]

Go away...#kellercaptainforever

[@Laddleman]

Storm Trooper #notmycaptain

[@bootywrecker]

#notmycaptain

[@LetsGO-bl7hv]

Mike never fails to genuinely cheer me up.

[@oscarcarr7985]

That's the best first 10 seconds of any video ever.

[@YourAverageTurtle]

The meme of the day really fucked me up ahaha

[@callumjones6809]

When is the next story time singles coming out ?

[@NeatMike]

Scrobbles Scrobbles give me a week

[@Aye_Gee]

NeatMike FFS Mike

[@callumjones6809]

Will do I need some drugs to keep me going then

[@thebattlefish3795]

Mike has run out of this to talk about, Wisconsin is too boring

[@mr.xplayz]

10:15 - 10:26 Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch 😂😂😂

[@CoDWolves343]

That bicycle save though 👌

[@ethanseivert245]

An absolute hood classic.

[@gabrioloelmongolo588]

Hey Mike, where is the facecam? You made a poll on Twitter and facecam won, so where is it? Next to the NeatMike flag?

[@NeatMike]

coming in 2 days when I move in to my new place

[@OriginalHooker]

Are you going to milk some views and make a video tour of your new place? lol...I would...

[@user-vb4sf5zr2k]

Jordan o shit

[@mythictoxic6870]

Are you happy Mike? We learned about Hellen Keller today in school... Happy?

[@ewrjoe4822]

Neatmike is daddy

[@daxclifton9269]

DaBoss A BIG DAAADDDY

[@smithyboii136]

Mike is just a savage

[@thescottishlad0254]

like if mike should do more modded rocket league

[@yosoytheEDU]

"Unless they're hanging on me wall" probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard Idk why it gets me everytime

[@rabbidzomb1e525]

Have you ever had a Helen Keller toy? you turn it on and watch it walk into the wall.

[@xxxm3m3k1ngxxx4]

3:44 Mike was talking about pools, and he got a pool shot in Rocket League. Such coincidence

[@koolkid7730]

NOTIFICATION SQUAD.

[@sheogorath2657]

kool kid hell yeah

[@i_likefrenchfries]

Earl- Laaattteeee gang wwyyyaaaa

[@killerarmidiller1421]

perfect time for that add at 9:18...👏nixe job mike making that sweet add revanue

[@majed_farhat6664]

great video

[@cs_2172]

Best quote “It’s the pancakes. “

[@cessar6049]

THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY LOL😂😂

[@peopleperson]

I know every line of this video. It's amazing.

[@spectacularr6577]

Man bro, if only Hellen Keller was in the thumbnail...

[@KoKytta]

Honestly your greatest f2 video EVER

[@justjuicehmpue1368]

do a video on all the memes people send you. like so Mike sees this

[@schill.]

JustJuiceHM pue he made you congrats buddy

[@pi6]

3:42 Gets a pool shot while talking about pools. Calculated.

[@SwaySounnds]

Did i say you could use my music in your video?

[@SwaySounnds]

Nah your good fam

[@Akram109BlogspotYoutubeChannel]

Haha

[@chaoticplayz5464]

SwaySounnds yes u did now shut up

[@evlin97]

ChaoticPlayz read his reply idiot

[@chaxs_connoisseur]

@@evlin97 r/woosh you fucking mongrol

[@ShawnDaniel]

This video still is and always will be peak Rocket League

[@rokasbergmenas]

rocket league bukake im hard

[@nickdiem1940]

I love looking at the chat and watching you roast people low key

[@JR1DD]

I just want to say congrats on making it to fucking grand champ!

[@TilikumA1]

7:15 “What am i gonna do when the best part of me was always you” “i just got a boost”

[@captainpie6744]

Mike is the actual captain, no hate to Jon but Mike made the team... he should be captain. #notmycaptain

[@Brett.S]

Captain Pie just because he made the team doesn't make him captain.

[@paxedelmrcy9653]

Brett Yes it does

[@Brett.S]

Paxedel - Rocket League lol no it doesn't, tell me where it does. They all battled for it and Jon won, get over it.

[@paxedelmrcy9653]

Brett Did u just get triggered from me saying "Yes it does" xD

[@yan-qu5zm]

Douche Canoe! Lol what a dick move

[@normalusername4070]

The least click bait rocket league channel. 10/10

[@eamonbrannigan2905]

I went to the hospital beacause I thought I got cancer from this channel

[@ahmedfarouk9203]

Same. #kakoorot

[@nazeem8086]

4:05 NeatMike is a farmer confirmed.

[@kento2771]

My mom walked in and I switched to porn because it was easier to explain

[@delligoat]

Hammer ToeNail Just get out like that was so copy and pasted

[@eriklund7298]

InfinitePowerDucky IKR!!!!

[@s7mg707]

9:06 Jon is an imposter

[@bencunningham1902]

#NOTMYMANAGER

[@HaydenZG]

I’m still waiting for an “I’m lagging’’ Merch

[@danielmaldonado124]

Notice how in the beginning of the vid he talks about a pool and scores a pool shot🤔🤔🤔

[@collin6374]

Digital Paper someone already pointed that out

[@coreyweir2350]

this has been the best episode ever!

[@lenartzerdin4023]

Love you mike #yeshomo

[@KaiokenD]

that first 10 seconds is hella funny

[@Borisproduction]

I’m not telling where I live I’m famous!! :P JOHN I LIVE IN WISCONSIN!!

[@rhysdavies8909]

That Meme at the end killed me!

[@camilomezahenriquez1108]

#notourcaptain

[@willempiekip]

Jonsandman reminds me of Seth Green in every way possible. The voice, the hair the face the lousy sense of humour. Two drops of water

[@tobyculliford7369]

Pin Me Daddy ;)

[@NeatMike]

against a wall?

[@tobyculliford7369]

NeatMike Yes Daddy

[@hbanksy]

43p 👏

[@encryptics]

Toby Culliford no, neatmike will pin me

[@CSTexperience]

The things yall do, it's wonderful.

[@finnclewless8001]

i only clicked on this video because it had 18+ on the thumbnail

[@sbicheno]

I've watched the start of this vid 15 times and I've never failed to smile

[@TommyZommy]

succ

[@lapsemweaver4001]

3:36 He certainly did get one of those pools there. Heheh...

[@asap397]

stopped watching jhzer for this. was not dissapointed.

[@FabianBarajas]

I thoroughly enjoyed this vid. Great post!

[@Stephon351]

So glad Mike joined the squad. Its awesome watching Rob and Jons vids, but then also being able to come here and watch the highlights and shit. Also Mikes a bamf

[@falsebullet3733]

Best Rocket League channel Confirmed.

[@BellyBro]

"Let it happen" *shows Jared* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@CORF.]

"I had no boost" is the new "I'm lagging" lmao

[@consullmain3851]

Sandshrew already has an evolution

[@kgltimmey3742]

The Thumbmail killed me. xD

[@jordanrich7502]

I just notice, Right when he said I'm gonna get one of those pools, He scored a pool shot goal!! NEATMIKE THIS IS WHY UR STILL CAPTIN IN MY BOOK!

[@league378]

JonSandman|||| well pampers never hit us up 😂

[@matthewl7272]

Omg F2 is so funny I was dying 😂😂😂

[@Pascal-zb7yg]

The part with Rob just sitting by goal like "Cover me fam" had me dying

[@MrStereovideo]

3:32 dat barney laugh

[@Matt-io8cx]

That into OMG 😂😂😂😂

[@JohnsFrusciante]

Miss these episodes a lot, just hanging out with the boys playing rocket league

[@burningliquid]

This is one of the best videos you made - you were amazing as a team and had some great chemistry.

[@NotTaran96]

By far the most I've ever laughed at an F2 vid

[@VossumGaming]

NEATMIKE! You might be my favorite out of F2 now since you live in my homestate!

[@Fipsyylmao]

oh man i love how the captain sings. mike is also pretty good

[@bongorojo]

neatmike has the best videos this explains why

[@bearik6934]

First don't drinks water while watching this second sandshru already has a evolution

[@baedroh]

the meme of the day made my day

[@SonicjamHD]

3:35 gets a pool shot while talking about pools lol

[@TheFlashohol]

Best Skittles commercial ever.

[@matthewpereira1367]

John trying to be cool (1:10-1:20)" mike you know I used to be like you when I was like 19"

[@jamescopenhaver720]

Jons video:F2 DOESN'T MESS AROUND, mikes video: rocket league gone sexual

[@itsakbar]

Congrats on Grand Champ!!!

[@WilDeusner]

You know what they say, "You can't spell success without *succ*."

[@discopug2185]

NeatMike is the only person in F2 who doesn't use facecam all the time

[@ihugiul6707]

"I'm gonna get a pool" proceeds to get a poolshot

[@ilovemypsychiatrist]

Woofles is the pencil sharpener John is the rough draft Mike is the final A+ Essay

[@tylerhebner2417]

Funniest video I've ever seen from F2!!! Said no one ever.

[@cadenrobertson1161]

Mike would buy a bronze statue of Helen Keller with his $100,000

[@matmar-4356]

Oh gosh I really miss neatmike... I'm rewatching these vids with pain.

[@Djkoe]

Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy GOOOO....OHHHH RIGHT!

[@JGriffith16]

Mike is the rocket league Jesus

[@jadandowning]

Neat Mikes new meme.... ITS THE PANCAKES!

[@jaynatvarlal]

Best outro on this loophole called youtube.

[@Ant-qh1wx]

Mike: Rocket League gone sexual Jon: F2 is not messing around 🤔🤔🤔

[@elite13]

The outro song needs to be our national anthem Btw I ship neatmike x jonsandman