Snakeybus - How Long Will it Grow?

[@rezrott5395]

Theres a 40 second cool down on the jump button

[@hectorpowell8813]

This angered me too much

[@koyotegambit]

Even my none gaming wife saw that, lol

[@natpie1]

I've never yelled at a screen before, but ignoring the cool down timer was not possible. In my eyes the true winner was not the one that had the most cars, but the first one to notice the timer. So in my book you are all losers. So Simon you played just as good as everyone else this time.

[@mho...]

one does not simply look at the hud at #neebsgaming

[@steelplbg]

5 grown ass men couldnt figure that out. i took me the first time they hit the jump button to get it

[@volo455]

"You spend too much time gaming..." "We have a gaming channel!!"

[@augingma5518]

This is why I love this gaming channel. Everyone has a personality. Even Anthony who's mostly in the background. He'll post a random comment or correction if the crew says something funny. Whenever I introduce someone to this channel, they get instantly addicted. Even their commenting on comments, I'll just blast up the volume when I work out and crack up, probably dangerous doing that LMAO

[@tricknfa]

I think that same thing happened when they played desert bus sim. Something about buses I guess

[@keerokatala8825]

“The jump sometimes just doesn’t work”....... completely misses the timer by the jump meter, gotta love these guys, my favourite kind of clueless

[@sammassey9694]

That was annoying me too 😂😂

[@brent6855]

I saw all the comments about it but it still didn't prepare me for every one of them not seeing the jump timer

[@johndoe-gw6tj]

I think there pretending to not know why the jump isn't working; there's no way there that dumb

[@keerokatala8825]

Yah... I mean Simon I’ve learned to accept... but all of them

[@Baka_Oppai]

@@johndoe-gw6tj *they're

[@smashinggrounds5272]

So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living. He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine. Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed. Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas. "You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat; we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless. The man looked at the executioner and said, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."

[@denalimeida8390]

Smashing Grounds puns puns puns

[@Nannada1212]

This is a solid joke. Nice

[@yayweredoomed]

Excellent.

[@denalimeida8390]

This better be on commenting on comments and said by Dora...

[@arthasmenethil9957]

Dora, please see this and bring it to Commenting on Comments.

[@CoqPwner]

"Everyone can relate to chairs!" You can't argue with Neebs xD

[@hawk40gtx]

love how they say the jump doesn't work when there is clearly a timer for a cool down on the jump meter after they use it lol

[@danielsantos6437]

Perception -10

[@themunsty5590]

"Are you attracted to holes Neebs?" Oh how the tables have turned huh Simon?

[@soshiryuu8592]

My god, I almost didn't make the connection.

[@Tom-wm8md]

Oh how the turn tables

[@TheFallofIcarus007]

Off subject but I'm rewatching 7 Days series and I'm in tears, do you guys enjoy your old videos? Fantastic channel, keep it up!

[@FlipD80]

I'm on canyon horde. my first time through the series. I'm in tears laughing.

[@TheFallofIcarus007]

@traceurs619 I just have the playlist on 1x1 lol

[@weeksweeks9552]

"this is a man with testicles" - President Simon, circa 2019

[@mgrav2388]

I enjoyed your Uncle story Neebs. My older brother would always ask “wanna hit 100?” And then he would flick the speedometer. Also, all this about Tom Hanks and nobody brought up Polar Express hahaha.

[@flamecryptid143]

I was waiting until they mentioned Cast Away. I’m sure Doraleous would have made a reference to Wilson. XD

[@ohellis1115]

At least telling Simon to press "spacebar" actually helped him this time 🤣

[@PolarKingInc]

Oh the memories. That was a hilarious moment

[@TravisRenegade]

Are you referring to tradahop in 7 days?

[@tikibomber]

Only Neebs can break 200... with 4 attempts.... on two maps he picked.... and complained about.

[@MAGAMAN]

He did pick the worst maps.

[@MostlyPennyCat]

_gamrrrrrrr_ 😉

[@MostlyPennyCat]

@Dragon Dimosthenis The perspective on that orange hole was _terrible_

[@eugenepalmer470]

He got to cry about it

[@kitkami]

They let him win, they do this all the time when they play. Sad thing is he does not seem to notice.

[@alexanderrain5174]

Thank you for sharing your memory Neebs! I appreciated it,and it made me laugh =)

[@jjsouls6986]

I love those memorys. Gota love FAMILY!

[@Dan-Simms]

Gave me a flashback of my dad doing the same thing lol.

[@MostlyPennyCat]

I remember my dad pointing out that we were _doing_ 100mph. Followed by, "don't tell your mother" Which I immediately did. Because I was 5.

[@EVeErSs]

So not one of them noticed that big massive cooldown that appears when you press the jump button and that tells you when you can jump again? ^^

[@Afanickton]

Yeah that really aggravated me lol

[@Afanickton]

@Osiris Rewoke It's five amazing dudes looking at a probably 15 inch or more screen, its just surprising none saw it.

[@hunterseitz2927]

Simon: Falls in holes his entire life Neebs: Mom said it's my turn to fall in holes

[@Dan-Simms]

Even though your cinematic stuff is my favorite, these one off videos are a great way to change things up a bit and keep it fresh on the channel.

[@Axeyked]

My office chair is the same; if you sit on it a certain way it'll go down quicker than Simon falls in holes 😂😂

[@IaIaCthulhuFtagn]

Yeah but does it go down faster than Appsro in an NBA locker room?

[@Axeyked]

@@IaIaCthulhuFtagn that poor locker room, cos you know Appsro is gonna mess em up.. 😂

[@ritikrastogi291]

They kept blaming that jump doesn't work everytime but didnt realise there was a jump metre in bottom right😂

[@IaIaCthulhuFtagn]

I blame Betsy Davos, She's the head of the education dept. (For those of you who don't understand satyr or didn't catch it in text, I know they graduated long before she was appointed.)

[@unacceptablecanadian9550]

Ironic that Simon's jam-packed train came to a burning end at 187, code for murder!!

[@richardmorrison7946]

Oh Neebs, "Go eat a turd with a fork" that was hilarious and awesome!

[@thebeanman99]

I love how they just talk about raising a chair in the background, then argue the entire time lol

[@Es-gs1dm]

LOVE NEEBS STORY ABOUT 100 MPH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘😘💕 so cute ...... Outstanding driving Neebs great ending to the video

[@mmallen2003]

I have a chair that constantly dropped down on it's own and instead of buying another chair I bought 2 feet of PVC, measured the length of the center "hydraulic" thing and cut the PVC to fit it. I then put the "hydraulic" (im not sure how else to describe it) through the PVC and replaced the base of the chair and it no longer drops down on its own... It is unable to go up and down any longer BUT I don't have to worry about it now. Love the video, this was fun to watch!

[@jenjenhocho3188]

TheHole said to Neebs, “I am inevitable” *snap

[@I41donotexist]

*SPOILER ALERT* Good Justice league reference, it's when Shredder snaps his toes and catches Agumon in the Pokenet, and then Batgirl dies after giving birth to the new Xenomorph Queen.

[@DSMUndies]

I can relate! Piston on my damn chair is stuffed too. One minute I'm a towering gamer god, the next I'm sitting on the floor! Love you guys, keep it up.

[@gordiausprime614]

Neebs really got the whole experience

[@alykazaam]

We all know Neebs secretly keeps bringing up their faulty chairs in hopes people will send them new ones lol

[@Big_B.]

Just stfu their not the only ones

[@CoqPwner]

@@Big_B. It was a harmless joke and everyone was getting along until you showed up, why are you even acting defensive about this

[@Big_B.]

CoqPwner who are and why are you getting so defensive? This person just wants likes and no one needed for them to point out the little things in the video

[@CoqPwner]

@@Big_B. It's humor! You're acting like he's attacking the video, chill

[@johnp171]

How much wood can woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could- chuck norris

[@kagato82]

Top notch video! At the end I was yelling at the TV when Neebs was behind the wheel. Excellent!

[@mr.ginger783]

i think you missed the fact that there is a jump cool down when you press space when the cool down is not yet ready the jets on the bottom just make you hover

[@LorcanNoble6]

I had to go down the comments just to see how many people gave out about the jump timer. Gotta love you guys on your crazy moments

[@justinmiller3672]

I really hope you all see this comment! I just wanted to say that I’ve watched y’all for years. And I’ve enjoyed your content. Here recently I haven’t been as into it as much even though I still watch every video other than certain games. I feel as if y’all don’t play the same way you used to. I just don’t wanna stop enjoying my favorite KZbin channel.

[@jesusnunez6417]

Neebs looking like Simon falling into them holes

[@taitsmith7173]

This video lived up to every expectation I had for it!!! Awesome content!!!

[@TheMisleduser]

The jump dont always work... huge gauge in the bottom right obviously a jump recharge gauge.

[@nitoburrito4939]

Dear Neebs crew, I would like to readdress the idea of having a Neebs livestream that’s shuffled up so I can watch any amazing content you guys have made from Neebsylvania to GTA. I have already seen every video you guys have ever made and I just watch them again and again and you guys still never fail to brighten my spirits. Please address in commenting on comments!! Much love, and world peace!

[@shadowwatcher3957]

My day started off so shitty, but you guys helped to make it a little better. You are all awesome.

[@Runningkeepdude]

I love you guys trying different games, looks like a lot of fun

[@Azsar6]

Simon must have been a bus driver in a multiverse to do that well on the first attempt. Going to have to give this to Simon as he was the only one to get that high of a score with only one run.

[@valuciadance]

This video is a hundred times better than any of those where the group is playing a 2d game where they jump around and shoot each other till for 30 different levels. All they say in those vids are "woah!" and "gotcha!" and "ah!" It's much better for these one-off games for one person playing at a time and they all talk about it.

[@SilverArtorias]

This is strangely entertaining and mesmerizing

[@SkaWolf360]

Loved these guys in BFFs. I didn't know they had their own channel. Every time I hear Neebs, I hear him screaming BATTLEFIELD! Shit would crack me up man.

[@sinfulterror8837]

I honestly think that was the only way for that run to end, in the hole. You guys totally jinxed neebs. Thank you for the laughs.

[@Ingerimm]

7:00 "Cause of fond childhood memories, so go eat a turd with a fork, SIR" Neebs layin it down and layin it down hard haha! You know you done messed up when Neebs is telling you to eat a turd.

[@jacobwendling2568]

That Neebs joke about 100 miles per hour is one I'll use on my kids and laugh hysterically as they and their friends stare into the abyss and wonder why they were cursed with such a hilariously dreadful dad.

[@Tophkaneki]

The wholesomeness of them chanting simon to get him to play put a smile on my face.

[@mortisnoctisgaming756]

It's like I don't even need to look for games to play anymore. I just watch NeebsGaming and boom, I gotta game to play. At first... I hesitated to trust, but gradually, little by little... I realized... This is a game channel we can believe in... And I WILL...play these games. I believe in Neebs... Dora for president....that is all.

[@alykazaam]

Word on the street is PeeAir has a cameo in this game.

[@FreeFallingAir]

😂

[@JosephBHZ]

They didn't even see the jump cooldown timer on the screen, and it wasn't that small...bless their hearts

[@terrariankitsune3732]

Don't forget to pick up passenger 00FU! Also, I'd love to see one of you guys play Subnautica Below Zero. Particular Appsro, he did good on that first one.

[@Snowman_Warrior]

They talked about that on commenting on comments a while back, and he said he's going to play it just as soon as its finished. It's still early access right now so they're giving it time to be fully done before they start a series for it.

[@yamasmama7462]

Exciting episode 😨🙌! Nice job Neebs😎

[@Thegod_of_memes]

this channel is like crack once you're addicted it's hard to stop

[@thumbsticks99]

There is a clear jump cool down timer right there!!!!! That's what I've been shouting most of this video, I gave up because you guys just ignored me. Love your channel

[@Chance21]

I always thought that the comments about guys getting their girlfriends to watch were made up, until my girlfriend watched a video with me and now she watches every new video with me. You guys are amazing and bring us so much laughter. Keep it up!

[@diesoft5236]

Sitting in my crappy computer desk chair at work while watching this, can totally relate.

[@tristanstephens4974]

I Thoroughly enjoyed this, thank you

[@vulpesinculta3478]

Love your childhood memories Neebs, reminds me of my own.

[@TerryEinstein]

I found myself cheering so much xD Great video!!!!

[@skyblupink278]

The funny thing as a child was drifting in the car at Walmart at night in the snow

[@BrainDeadHorror]

A guy that looked kinda like Neebs almost ran me over this morning. My first and only thought was "I almost got Neebs'd"

[@frtz8609]

I do have my doubts about this tale, good Sir.

[@jaxgoat04]

At least you didn’t almost get thick’d

[@BrainDeadHorror]

@@frtz8609 Sorry to disappoint, my friend, but I am no fibber.

[@BrainDeadHorror]

@@jaxgoat04 I would've just been hit.

[@wocgoblin]

Simon,ur kicking the chain. Ur the king of games now

[@Devastator_1]

6:47 I laughed. It's a good story in my book neebs

[@PolarKingInc]

Simon's commentating during Doraleous' run had me in stiches. "This is a man with testicles" - Simon

[@DoctorDisco420]

I love Neeb’s stories. “You wanna see 100mph?” I’m gonna use that on my kids.

[@davidinark]

I would like to point out the thing that I am sure 99% of the comments have already pointed out, but I’m going to do it anyway. Um, there is a cool down for the jump button. If you look on the right hand side of the screen, a little half circle thing it fills up so if you could jump. Gamers.

[@marshalleastin1753]

You guys should play space engineers. It's out on full release and there is so much to do. A lot like scrap mechanic you design your own vehicles and they have different functions like mining welding, transportation, combat etc. You can go from surface of a planet to space to moon to astroids and even to other planets. There are even space pirates you can fight or you could fight each other. It's an amazing game!! I can't put it down. There are so many ways you could impress us or hilariously fail.

[@cardiacdrummer5443]

Freaking love you Simon (almost as much as Dora). First time playing and all I hear is “NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!” Love your channel guys and I always look forward to even more amazing content and animation in the near and distant future. Your whole crew is a breath of fresh hair in the saturated KZbin world and I am planning to drag my wife to plgx event next year

[@joeypayne4225]

When the entire Neebs community understands what those wacky numbers under the jump meter mean

[@ianofalltrades]

Me and my wife where in suspense watching neebs do the work of a godly bus driver

[@barriecarter8330]

Of course Simon agreed neebs' map looked difficult, given his personal history with holes

[@logandarkhorse3377]

The game that finally earned Neebs his Title Of Neebs Gaming

[@Gamerafighter76]

Always keep an eye on your cool down timer; you guys had me screaming internally from how much you missed it and said the jump doesn’t always work. Well, now you know. Also, nicely done, Neebs.

[@Devin_Stromgren]

And thus, Neebs supplants Simon as the one who falls in holes.

[@1JetpackAngel]

Dear Neebs: Don't worry, I have the same problem. You are not alone. Thank you for winning anyway and so politely rubbing their faces in it.

[@nickolivonkrain]

Neebs: *makes a gaming channel* Also Neebs: We spend too much time gaming

[@dougf1249]

I saw jackcepticeye play this and changed it a few minutes in. You guys play it and I stay till the end. Loved it

[@thedean6105]

Great jobs neebs. Don't worry my friends tell me I complain alot too but I also always win at everything like you do.

[@dylanpailing4314]

I work over nights and i was about to goto bed then i saw Neebs and the gang posted a video 2 minutes ago....I'll stay up for this

[@dylanpailing4314]

Not disappointed

[@synful_symphony8836]

Neebs is by far and away, the LUCKIEST sob when it comes to these type of games. yes granted he pulled a Simon and kept falling in holes, but the luck of this man i swear lol. imma get him to buy me a lottery ticket

[@axelmanning5055]

when neebs was going hard at the end, i couldn't stop laughing

[@acand_sx3024]

There is a jump bar on the right side of your screen

[@benallen4633]

I like how some of the passengers get raptured when you lose

[@highrollaz1000]

"You see that right?!"😂

[@davidgatherer2073]

Simon was clearly the winner, Neebs totally got the easy map, he just went round and round. Jeez its like having a kid that you constantly have to say, "oh you're doing so well. What a big boy you are". ;p

[@davidgatherer2073]

And Simon, stop putting yourself down and please, please stop blowing smoke up Neebs A$$. Remember, you're the Man;)

[@jakewinter8027]

Simon is the winner in my book, well played good sir. I give it a Simon score of 10

[@GMotorMan76]

The Louvre- The Divinci Code The Suburbs- The Burbs Miami- Catch Me if You Can but then... POLAR EXPRESS

[@T10Titan]

I love your videos. Thank you for taking the time to make them for us.

[@Maelic666]

this is a fun looking game. you guys always find the good ones

[@badopinionsrighthere]

I don't think Neebs has ever focused that hard in a video before

[@laraharris2466]

If I comment on every video it has to get noticed right? Bring back house flipper! We need more Simon solo

[@ALBlackHole]

More SGTV!

[@marctade4428]

dnt give up you can do it 👍👍👍👍👍💋

[@thekinkynun]

Did you ever hear about the lion king review guy?

[@ShadowRekoning]

I hope neebs is alright, poor guy sounds sick.

[@Theflyestfisherman]

That was epic love you all keep up the great content on awesome 1 offs. (P.s. you know you gotta do another one eventually)

[@potatosack2467]

"The jump sometimes doesn't work" and no one figured it out. You guys are a special kind of stupid that I've grown to love.

[@fulcrumindicate]

It was the hole and no one said anything classic Neebs Gaming!

[@shadownoob1742]

the red bar by the speed is the jump level, it slowly fills back up after u use it

[@lemay961]

"Go eat a turd with a fork, sir" -Neebs 2019

[@nathanbaumer2224]

I'd like to see you guys play this again...I know there is no real goal, but I enjoy the compition and excitement

[@spiderbaby318]

I just love all of you!!! Always making me laugh.

[@TheFuzzypuddle]

This is entertaining. Thank you

[@pinckney1897]

I can't imagine how you guys played this I had an anxiety attack just watching.

[@MrBlade488]

Thank you Neebs for giving me a uncle joke. Will use.