I love me a bilingual guy. I’d be like “Keep speaking to me daddy” and “That sounds so hot, but I don’t know what you said” he could be reading off the grocery list I’m ready to go to bed lol. And not in the I’m tired sense either. ;D
@maryam-nusa11 ай бұрын
The German is back!!! This is gonna motivate me to pick up German again Today’s pickup line: You're like a shooting star because all my wishes come true when I listen to you
@definitely_not_her8 ай бұрын
U got me interested with that ngl
@HTBA_Schmuser11 ай бұрын
I love how the little reading errors make it more realistic. and the german~ Ich liebe es. auch wenn ich englische ASMR wegen der Stimmen höre und genieße. perfekte Mischung aus Deutsch und deiner Stimme
@Steph-xr9nx11 ай бұрын
The audios where he does German are my favourite. we need more!
@noonapetite11 ай бұрын
i remember how dreadful reading the metamorphosis was back in first year college, but when it's noah, i'm like a three year old listening to a fairy tale
@szumowa11 ай бұрын
Thank you Noah, it's 2:21 - so that's definitely the right time to go to sleep. Whoever's here, have a good night and a nice sleep ✨
@LeUna4911 ай бұрын
Good night
@thaiane.11 ай бұрын
Good night 😴💖
@azraql5 ай бұрын
Noch nie war ich so froh das ich deutsch kann (hab mich in deine Stimme verliebt)
@avyanaxo11 ай бұрын
38 MINUTES WHAT,, you are feeding us GOOODDDDD
@qveenomi11 ай бұрын
That bilingual -ness is a pantry dropper NGL
@leslien.55211 ай бұрын
“Pantry” dropper 😂🤣
@qveenomi11 ай бұрын
@@leslien.552 ha! I didn't even realize I did that, y'all knew what I meant tho 💀
@shnorlackz11 ай бұрын
homie's dropping pantries now
@drpeppersnumber1fan11 ай бұрын
pantry 😭
@desertrose351110 ай бұрын
Me when I drop my pantries 💥
@casseybee11 ай бұрын
happy 200th video, thank you for your great content
@Kasia_borys00011 ай бұрын
A good day to understand German
@ADevilsHollywood11 ай бұрын
Your giggles 😭❤️
@megan423511 ай бұрын
Gosh the last time I read The Metamorphosis was for a class in college. That brought back memories. This was really cute and sweet 😊
@rissabing10 ай бұрын
I just stumbled upon your channel as I have just started to fall into the asmrboyfriend rabbit hole to help me fall asleep. And your voice freakin gave me butterflies. 🥲
@yi._lorena11 ай бұрын
PERFECT TIMING 🙏
@damagedgirl11 ай бұрын
i love the bilingual audios ☹️❤️
@Here-For-You5 ай бұрын
This is the most fun I’ve ever had listening to an ASMR.❤️
@paperdollyglitzzy2 ай бұрын
I haven't listened to your stuff in a long time. Glad this was my first introduction back to you. Your voice is like returning home to a place i didn't know I missed until I was gone. Hope you are well, Noah. I hope everyone else is doing well. ❤
@Naia-B11 ай бұрын
Some information I want to say about the story sparked my interest : Mecca: A sacred place for Muslims to pray. The mosque: for prayer is not where they live. The word: 20:19 It means thank God or al-hamdo li allah. Salim / caliph : an Arabic name (Even your name Noah is Arabic too) Here You are reading a story that talks about Muslim or arab muslim persons But I think the story is fictional that's all ^^
@n00dlekido9211 ай бұрын
Oh my God, I know this story. 22:13 It was one of my favorite stories. But in polish it was called Sasha, Mansor and storks.
@poonamdhillon74314 ай бұрын
I read Metamorphosis this year and the book really left an impact however, hearing it on a boyfriend asmr channel was not on my 2024 bingo. Thank you so much🌸
@Lynx_pinx5 ай бұрын
I love your German/English audios so much!♡ Im learning German so it helps alot with familiarity to the sound. Es ist sehr shön❤
@rhythm2day11 ай бұрын
This is so precious, thank you! Can you do a video where a long-distance boyfriend records a voice message?
@GeeBubblesbubbles20 күн бұрын
Ich bin Tod. I read bilingual but I’m still in shook😭 bitte ich brauche mehr deutsche Audios von dir
@iam.vanes_881611 ай бұрын
Well I'm from Czechia and hearing he stole the book in Prague... I CAN'T 😭😭💀
@barbaralaw341611 ай бұрын
Same!! 😂
@milkhunter862711 ай бұрын
Same😂
@mxnxstaytiny10 ай бұрын
franz kafka literally lived in prague?? what's the issue like pls tell me i dont get it😭
@solkatt3n10 ай бұрын
@@mxnxstaytinynoah said he stole the franz kafka book in prague
@curliwurlies11 ай бұрын
38 minutes of being blessed (I've been so sleep deprived THANK YOU NOAH)
@AtaraxiaaASMR11 ай бұрын
A 39 minute story from Noah?! He's definitely being chased by youtube demons
@ni6k10 ай бұрын
It's very relaxing when you speak German in your videos ✨️
@thaiane.11 ай бұрын
Oh here it is. The new worldwide number 1 hit! Finally a sequel to "The sorrows of young Werther" video. Such a good day to be alive. Thanks, sir ❤️
@_d.i.n.i_11 ай бұрын
38 mins?! Nice! And bedtime story! yes it's been awhile!
@annaxd347911 ай бұрын
We just finished "Die Verwandlung" in German class and I was half asleep hearing u read it out and I thought I was halluzinating or something, because it was translated to English 💀
@jonellahosein36146 ай бұрын
you killed me whit that german i love it
@ivasl796411 ай бұрын
2:16 OMG As a czech person i approve of this video (Also i love Franz Kafka)
@blu3fl3xz11 ай бұрын
I was surprised when you started speaking German just as good as English. like whaat? Ich war schockiert xD This was lovely
@desvulpex11 ай бұрын
i been waiting for this 🥲
@proutz11 ай бұрын
This is everything I was looking for after such a long ass day yepee
@courtney00011 ай бұрын
I guess it’s sleepy time, thanks Noah ❤
@soussistar682211 ай бұрын
I LOVE BILINGUAL AUDIOS
@kckooper661911 ай бұрын
Nett hier aber wart ihr schon mal in baden-Württemberg?
@soaa_stay99329 ай бұрын
Tatsächlich leider noch nicht😔
@zombxy_ghg9 ай бұрын
The best is when you’re a native speaker and can understand this, I’m living today
@AtaraxiaaASMR11 ай бұрын
Was going to buy more of Franz Kafka's work tomorrow and this guy had to set my expectations higher then they already are by already reading Kafka
@asian.potato._.892911 ай бұрын
"What are u thinking abt" Me: shrimp. Do i hv any reason? Absolutely not but who knows wtf is goin on up there
@Ami.minxthingsup10 ай бұрын
Can he just read the love hypothesis to me while giggling and cuddling already
@Avaaa30511 ай бұрын
had me kicking my feet and giggling out loud when I was learning the German words lmaooo
@monkey.seemonkeydo.11 ай бұрын
im learning german and this tickled my brain
@penguin97093 ай бұрын
You should so do one teaching German. Like a playful vid Act loved this vid.
@msxy959411 ай бұрын
So eine schöne Stimme... Kafka? Interessante Wahl... und dann noch der Kalif Storch. Das Buch hatte ich mal als Kind...
@fromthedaylight711 ай бұрын
Im not okay. I dont think i will get attracted to anyone else because noah exists.
@glassesgirl593911 ай бұрын
has me obsessed even more
@YOUR.ANG3L11 ай бұрын
WORTH IT!!! (I'm taking german)
@A-lexa-lexa10 ай бұрын
kannst du einfach mal nur ein hörbuch hochladen?😭 du hast so eine schöne stimme
@AtaraxiaaASMR11 ай бұрын
Well, as Noah is apparently reading the same stuff as me, caliph means the ruler, and the great vizier means his main advisor.
@notnanni11 ай бұрын
Das ist so surreal haha 😂 Der einzige, der Reklamhefte spannend machen kann ❤
@tentvyy11 ай бұрын
Favourite Noah and favourite Kafka, what could be better?..
@SONALIKUMARI-ky5tn11 ай бұрын
Heyy noahh!? How are you? I have a video request... Can you do " studying with you boyfriend"??? Haha I really need motivation these days! ❤😂
@pukalota103711 ай бұрын
Ayyyyyyy virgencita escucharlo hablar alemán me derrrrrrrritee 🛐🛐🛐
@jeon.ayaaaa10 ай бұрын
I'm actually Iraqi from Baghdad 😭 I was so happy hearing him saying it >>>> love lit noah 🔥
@galnextdoor9 ай бұрын
need a man like him
@damagedgirl11 ай бұрын
AND HE'S GONNA READ FRANZ KAFKA *dies*
@accel_398211 ай бұрын
How amusing, I'm about to go to Prague haha, and I'm learning German so I quite adore these audios
@Tiffany_ziling11 ай бұрын
38 MINUTES..?? THANK YOU SIR
@nic2212310 ай бұрын
This is lowkey motivating me to pick up german againn >w
@nataliagomez722711 ай бұрын
Me after listening Kafka’s name: Oh no, please don’t JJAJAA
@sweetselynka11 ай бұрын
Kafka the metamorphosis one of my fav book
@milliesmith88673 ай бұрын
idk which one is better, listening to your voice or Kafka's metamorphosis or those 2 combined....💔
@blanked_24711 ай бұрын
Bro him laughing while reading got me smiling like an idiot (つ ﹏< 。) fun video though ^^
@MaybeMaggieASMR4 ай бұрын
I read that book for my English class last year, getting flashbacks😂
@yarishlog11 ай бұрын
yes mom im studying german rn
@Jay_6618611 ай бұрын
5:57 am rn... I just woke up and I am wide awake and going crazy-
@Mahiiima_11 ай бұрын
28:55 NO SIR! I wanna know the rest of the story now!!
@Shewholovesmetal9 ай бұрын
You know what’s crazy- my ex is Bulgarian but moved to Germany and then the uk- so I have ss of the things he would say in both languages for me to translate hehe ❤😂 (it was mostly “good morning beautiful girl” and things like that heh)
@emleah.k18411 ай бұрын
I have such a cruuuush🫠🤭 Danke Noah😏😁💛✨️
@tessadonovan735211 ай бұрын
This was wunderbar. Danke, Noah! (Yes those are the only two words I know in German, and now b....ussy too 👀
@soaa_stay99329 ай бұрын
I really love the German!
@Jujutsu_kaisen55111 ай бұрын
Germannn thank you soooooooo much ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@mieabueva10 ай бұрын
As a person that studied german for 2 years he sounds so fluent 😭
@thaiane.10 ай бұрын
Perhaps it's because he's in fact German 😅
@hockey.girl.229211 ай бұрын
ofc the day i quit reading the castle by Kafka (it just wasnt my type of book and i really thought it would be 🥲) is the day i listen to this audio :/
@nobodys44411 ай бұрын
hallelujahhhhhh 😋😋😋😋 thanks for motivating me to continue germaning in duo
@Viuna_l11 ай бұрын
*me trying ti take a break from Kafka, Camus and Dostayovsky and now I'm here listening to The metamorphosis 😭🤲🏻
@Bibbleisbibbling123411 ай бұрын
Finally! ❤
@wavetolight8 ай бұрын
we need podcast also
@bengi122811 ай бұрын
HOW CAN U MAKE GERMAN SOUND HOT
@Renadi24511 ай бұрын
I MISSED YOU 🧎🏻♀️
@debbielangton837111 ай бұрын
Morning babe❤❤
@aah29611 ай бұрын
Caliph is normally the leader and vezir is his political advisor x
@shnorlackz11 ай бұрын
real
@jv4lentine11 ай бұрын
Konnte mir schon denken dass er Franz Kafka liest
@dianne587111 ай бұрын
As czech, i love the prague part😂😂
@Naia-B11 ай бұрын
2:32 readers don't steal books '-', but since you stole in order to read it to someone you love, that's a nice thing ♡ I liked the German language is more fun. That was great Even though I didn't understand a word of it Even with the translation feature But beautiful 🥺 I noticed that there is a letter that resembles a letter that we use in my language. I think it is " Kh " This is wonderful. Perhaps it will be easy to learn the German language one day..
@amberg413111 ай бұрын
Cuddelini Yes!Yes❤
@uniarkk10 ай бұрын
Em qualquer idioma a voz dele vai ser linda
@BelleDang305211 ай бұрын
OMG >v< His German voice is rl something >v
@MikaePark-611 ай бұрын
Ich brauche es!!!
@Lillyyss6311 ай бұрын
Kannst du einen Video nur auf deutsch machen?
@lanya.77011 ай бұрын
Reclam bücher haben mir ein Trauma verpasst :)
@biancuyt543911 ай бұрын
I want to marry him
@АлександраДимоска11 ай бұрын
Same
@blednyysvet8 ай бұрын
Almanca hikaye dinleyeyim dedim Selim çıktı oradan buradan Allahım ya her yerdeyiz wlwöwşsşd
@nydavis310910 ай бұрын
Yeah imma need more german 😂
@Cappuccino95211 ай бұрын
Khalif simply means (successor)
@hyunahyuna367610 ай бұрын
First of all I enjoyed it and second since I'm arab I'll tell whay kalifa means wich actually pronounced not with "ka" cz the letter don't exist in English but I guess it the same as "ch" in Germany at the end of the word and that means a Muslim leader or the king (and their children usually aren't their successors= khalifa) and the punching the feets part😅 it's an old punishment way in middle east called falaka lol... i enjoy your audio❤❤