Neil Hilborn - Rejected Ideas for Tinder Profiles

[@ButtonPoetry]

Don't miss out on Neil's long-awaited second book, THE FUTURE. Order now for a chance at a signed copy! bit.ly/neilfuture

[@FreakyFreakMcFreaker]

would you say....that the future is now

[@nechma13]

Omg

[@Okay93319]

"I lied, I am 5'10!" HIS FACE AT THAT POINT, I AM IN LOVE.

[@rachelchastain1060]

"You ever spend three straight days crying in bed because you realize everyone you ever really loved you hurt horribly? And that they would probably be better off if they never even met you...bro?" YEAH, WHAT'S YOUR POINT NEIL? *goes back to bed*

[@ochenc1071]

Mood

[@giulzpugs5443]

Neil Hilborn is sooo talented! His poem, OCD ,was actually one of the first slam poetry videos that I've seen on KZbin. He just keeps on getting better

[@aquasmusic5437]

OCD actually started my obsession with Button Poetry and poetry in general! I listen to it all the time (along with this one and a few from another poet), and it honestly never gets old, I love Neil so much 😊

[@GelatinSkeleton]

the last one made me so sad bc its so not true. neil’s love for people is so palpable in everything he writes. if you built a house out of letters, it’d be shitty, sure, but the foundation would at least be truth.

[@faridagohar6516]

Every time he says a line I don't know whether to laugh or cry and UGH the dude is good

[@ashclouds2139]

This was the first time I'd smiled in ages. Another great poem from Neil :o

[@CozyWriter1307]

I see Neil, I click. Simple.

[@destinys.6680]

His laugh is so precious !! Ugh I just love everything he writes

[@noelleb6636]

I'm still quaking at the fact that I had the honor of seeing him perform this live

[@brianmor3286]

Neil should try comedy... Dude is hilarious

[@princesstarah2]

"The rest of these I just made up, but for that one I really just made an enchilada and then I was sad for 12 hours." I should not be laughing as hard as I am at that line. Maybe we just laugh because some of these are too relatable. Neil always gets me.

[@suaveclt]

I remember this poem from years ago. Glad to finally have a high quality version of it

[@skyecalame-pennington5932]

gotta love this guy. He has such an amazing command of the audience -- he's humorous, playful, self-deprecating -- and most importantly, so so talented!!

[@illfigurethisioutlater3954]

I’m so happy this finally got put on button!!!!! The one about enchiladas has been insta bio for months!!! One of my favorite things he’s ever done and that’s hard to do for him

[@yikesdogg7217]

I've never tapped a notification so quickly.

[@crazysmalmonster]

i got the honour of seeing this live and honestly if you ever get the chance to see him dont pass!! his poetry nights are an absolute roller coaster i cried so muchbut also laughed my ass off

[@_UtkarshaBora]

not only roasting yourself, but also booing at yourself in the middle of it

[@mankosdream6138]

if you took all the love letters i’ve ever written for people and built a house out of it, you would have a shitty house built on lies. OOF ME THAT GOT ME

[@ghost426]

I had to make myself stop smiling because it was starting to hurt. This guy is amazing

[@jordanmccall7485]

He's my favorite ❤

[@yasminsoto9453]

I love the development of his character and new approach of depression. Wow, Neil!

[@astra_music]

i've been waiting for a high quality recording of this for a while

[@sarahheathers8415]

I found Neil on Button Poetry, saw him last year after 5+ years of never thinking I would! Bucket list item. ✅

[@karlarenee6032]

I feel like this is the happiest we've seen Neil in a long time! Also I love the reference to Cirque du So Drunk

[@aetherlikesanimegirls8965]

This boy straight up roasted himself for 3 straight minutes

[@deanawatson6335]

Oh my.. Neil makes my soul so happy 🖤🖤

[@naomiretter6027]

Oh Neil. I needed this, my God, I needed this.

[@maddie.bolland.7]

I love everything he writes, so much. His poems become so much more special and hilarious when he performs them though!

[@ravekittenn7895]

OMG THIS IS GREAT! I'm so happy that i found something to make me smile today!

[@charlottesreadsthings211]

I saw this performed live on his UK tour and it was brilliant.

[@k8eybug11]

Forever one of my faves.

[@BlueRoses0123]

The anxiety one is basically my profile 😂

[@nadz_m8802]

he’s so beautiful in everything he says and does

[@rory3155]

I bloody love Neil's work

[@kellymuggeridge9113]

The love of my life ❤️😍 I met him and he's the kindest funniest man. My boyfriend loved him so much that he couldn't speak. Neil is the best man alive

[@renatadaou8314]

This poem just brightened my day

[@artemissharp1227]

I loved this so much!! Everything from Neil is amazing!!!

[@mlee_wood3778]

His giggle is my favorite part of the video 😅

[@mahakattaya2145]

I love him and his poetry omg

[@faithjones1193]

I bloody love this guy. every. damn. time.

[@hotdogwater9957]

THIS IS FANTASTIC

[@DianaKavaya]

Neil has beard goals😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@iristhierry99]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!! I love hiiimmmmmm

[@ashchilton9281]

This was great

[@KandiBabyy]

I absolutely can NOT wait till March 3 when I get to see you in Houston!

[@rae_lh]

Neil I love you and your poems have saved me

[@kimhaskins4269]

I've never been so sad and happy at the same time. I love this though lol

[@pianoforte6048]

This made me so happy thanks

[@AlexiaLuciadfhgrdxj]

This is amazing

[@faridagohar6516]

HOW how is he so good.

[@zionsealy8602]

This is golden.

[@LadyEowyn]

Oh my gosh. The enchilada line.

[@dyamondwhetstone3076]

If I could like this a 2nd time I would.

[@linny3012]

Yyaaas Neil!

[@itsnora8191]

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[@lo373]

just like... same?

[@dekusluv4355]

I LOVE NEIL!!

[@meganadkins216]

Built on lies ...this was ... lovely.

[@hannahholmberg]

Favorite one yet

[@TGabrielle55]

I love how his smile makes me smile haha. Hilarious.

[@leechampaign8261]

i love the last one more than i love myself but that's not saying much

[@aashnakhurana8374]

I love him already.❤

[@furkanbuyukkaya4629]

I'm a simple man; i see Neil, i like.

[@bubblegum1076]

I'm glad I get to see you laugh

[@aprylturner4458]

God, I love that man.

[@zeewrites1985]

Love love love. ❤

[@cynloh2302]

This made me laugh so hard thank you 😂😂

[@tylercrowder9973]

The enchilada one I would totally use on tinder lmao

[@annabethchase9643]

i see 0 dislikes 👀 YES NEIL KEEP SLAYING 🔥

[@nechma13]

I love this

[@ij_2034]

Pro Tip: The enchilada thing actually works 😜

[@akhaiiro]

Anyone else at the Dublin show remember his ending for messed up people?

[@asseater0077]

“I smell terrible and I can’t stop eating cheese” MEEE

[@audreygold7533]

We love a stand up king

[@ebonyharris4613]

Damn Neil let that hurt go

[@sapphic_edits592]

I’m ugly on the outside and more fucked up on the inside too!

[@megan-qs7zg]

why don't we talk about this poem more?

[@monicalove2246]

I love him 😭😭💖

[@HatingThePlayer]

WHY AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS THREE WEEKS LATER?

[@yasminribeiro1324]

I love Neil

[@madeleinedavis7517]

"I just ate an enchilada and then was sad for 12 hours"

[@mdsnhp]

I kinda just want to love him anyway. We can compete with each other as to who is more fucked up and who will self sabotage and leave first.

[@neddoesdev]

I had enchiladas for lunch, I get it

[@stillkind7154]

He is so me...sad, but just makes so many jokes about it that just makes them more sad....

[@blaketheartpotato211]

Fuckkkk, how am I so in love with one person's body of work

[@ducktbm]

I love him

[@ericab.7410]

This made my day😂😂

[@mikaelahouston4200]

I replayed the enchilada part like fifteen times

[@shanethehomosapien]

Hell yes!

[@casimira7370]

I fucking love this.

[@SPcamert]

The measurement one...dang.

[@tevinburgess7994]

Am I the only one who noticed he took that last line from "Breast Allergy"??

[@ducktbm]

Also me too

[@pottermoon97]

I fucking love him

[@arielspicer4718]

He's adorable

[@leahwilton785]

These are GREAT ideas, what are you talking about Neil????

[@anjelicadixon7719]

I love You!

[@ochenc1071]

I just want to share myself and I dont knkw how.

[@AngelRaeFrisbieOCTOPUS]

Haha I love neil