Neil Newbon versus 'The Pens'

[@michikomanalang6733]

“I just wrote ‘pens’” gets me EVERY TIME

[@emviolxt]

SAME it's hysterical 😂

[@melissacollins9563]

The one where he wrote ‘little pens’ as part of the quote has been giving me free serotonin for ages! It’s so relatable that we get distracted when writing and put down what our brains are processing at that moment! Neil must be protected. And the pens as well, I suppose. 🤣

[@mooglenort3570]

this situation happened to me with another va lol, it was so sweet

[@WingsOfASong]

"Bastard Judas pen" is now part of my vocabulary, thank you Neil lol. I understand the pen rage well.

[@emviolxt]

😂 It's not even the first time he's said it! I need to make a second part haha

[@WolfLover21213]

"I don't enjoy provoking the pens." The Astarion laugh says otherwise my guy.

[@ajdean2974]

This gives me very strong "Crowley intimidating his plants" vibes

[@cloudscovermyflaws]

Good omens mentioned oh my god YESSSS

[@inserttitlehere9713]

He even says "I put the fear of ink in it" 😭

[@colastessier]

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@megantregler]

I'm imagining a whole sea of fallen pens off camera in Neil's house.

[@jinxed_tsuki]

him saying ""OBEY"" TO THE PEN HAHAHA I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, HE'S THE BEST HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET

[@ang3lic_abyss]

this just in: british man struggles with writing utensil

[@DrRidiculous100]

i don't think i've ever seen neil where a sleeved shirt in my life

[@ameliabrittain3689]

And good for him.

[@YueAki]

The sheer quantity of pen spirits on Neil place is terrifying XDDD

[@wantstolive]

You know it's gonna be a good video when it starts with Neil saying "obey". 🥵🤣

[@Samara0-0Ray]

Gonna show up to a Con one day with a basket of just pens so he never has to suffer their betrayal again.

[@PadfootHolmes]

The editing is a chef’s kiss on top of the usual Neil’s chaotic fun 🤌🤌

[@emviolxt]

Thank you so much! I appreciate it ☺💫

[@amywillows8335]

I hope people see this video and start sending him loads of pens.

[@agirlnamedbrett.]

if i got the autographed Astarion with the pen quote i could then die a happy human haha

[@emviolxt]

Honestly same, such a unique print! 🙏

[@SiouxsieSiouxFan555]

It’s funny but it literally makes NO SENSE whatsoever

[@EterPuralis]

...y'know, they used to make quills out of goose feathers? Maybe it's Goosestarion draining the pens dry or breaking them

[@paulinachlastakova1620]

"He is smarter than he looks!" made me LOL 😂 what a selfburn

[@FelineFurKin]

I feel like sending him a link to one of the KZbin artists’ “testing every white pen” videos 😂 I forget which were good.

[@Idontgiveaduck]

The writing little pens is the relatable adhd moment.

[@EllaEllaEh]

Somewhere, someone has a voodoo doll of him holding a pen with a pin in the pen. He’s pen-cursed now.

[@sabriel_]

i've been watching his streams for months now and i still have no idea why he doesn't simply get a different brand of pen that won't do that 😂

[@greeneyesgirl467]

They look like paint pens...maybe it's just the nature of them? Haha also most of the trouble comes from when it starts running out of ink lol

[@ShayTheBean]

He's so adorable omg I love him ❤

[@ana...p]

He doesn't enjoy tormenting the pens...😌😶

[@emviolxt]

Of course not 👀😂

[@FoxtrotMouse]

As an Artist, this video speaks to me on a personal level.

[@NegligentRhymes]

The ever-growing Pen Graveyard, courtesy of one Neil Newbon 😅

[@EllaClifford-Wilson]

"I just wrote pens" ..... I feel that hahaha when ever I think of a word when I'm writing something that always happens!!! xD god I cant wait to meet him next week

[@ellalalala4538]

Drinking game: take a shot every time he says Pen. Aaaaand dead. 😂

[@emviolxt]

Yeah definitely not a good idea 😂

[@ShesNotAPeanut]

The guyliner 😮‍💨❤️❤️

[@SiouxsieSiouxFan555]

It would be a dream to meet this man irl, I just wish he could be at a ComicCon near me 😢 He’s so freaking relatable and omg I love him so much he must be protected at all costs

[@EmbryW]

"you bastard Judas pens" lmao

[@izumikuronuma2068]

Imagine him trying to use fountain pens. I think he'll actually rage

[@AnyWhoAlly]

If I knew where to send it, I'd make an Astarion hand-painted resin pen and send it for him lmao

[@BioKidd2586]

Just the most perfect human 🖤

[@Matoro342]

I want to know what brand of pens explode like that

[@nunpho]

The kind that you abuse and slap off a table like Neil 😂

[@ChibiGaara21]

Watching this video days after I met him in person- he REALLY does have issues with pens! 😂

[@yukihino235]

ЗАВИДУЮ

[@D_ytAcct]

Thank you for this compilation it must have been a lot of work and it was v fun

[@emviolxt]

Thank you so much, I appreciate it. I really enjoy editing these! ☺💫

[@EveryFairyDies]

Thank you for compiling this!

[@emviolxt]

No problem at all, I really enjoy editing and sharing the chaos from Neil's streams 😊 Thank you for watching! 💫

[@jen6893]

The more I see his chaotic energy the deeper my crush gets

[@DepressionOfMyCat]

The editing was very funny haha great job!

[@emviolxt]

Thank you so much, I appreciate it! 😊

[@_Mushroom_boy_]

1:36 not him pulling a pic of himself

[@MsKitty-ub8jx]

No fr!!! Neil should collect all those fked up pens & sell or just gift them to fans. I know imma surely get one & put it in a stunning little box with a label saying "this pen has been held by The God of the Pens Neil Newbon"!! 😂 ❤❤❤

[@siriusblack7472]

What would be hysterical is if the pens started working after no longer being in his presence😂

[@scarletpanther2513]

….Curious and afraid to see what happens between him and pencils..

[@emviolxt]

😆

[@MissGroves]

Such a national treasure XD

[@harukaissleepy8919]

At some poindt during the video the word "pen" just started to sound wrong for no reason to me 😭

[@FandomEnforcer]

came back for some laughs! he never fails to make me laugh

[@teacup3000]

Definately didn't have to read the title a second time because I was imagining another letter 😅

[@PuppyPawsGamingYT]

ahahahah i love the pen battles!

[@emviolxt]

Those pesky pens are always giving Neil trouble 😆!

[@PuppyPawsGamingYT]

@@emviolxt they just wont obey him.

[@Fnafiac]

As an artist, I am also cursed by disobedient pens.

[@alexcaplan9271]

Now I want to know what kind of pens he is using.

[@luminousghosts]

Someone get this man some posca pens 😂

[@TheJediMazter]

MY LITTLE PENS

[@lupinelp9226]

Maybe he should try a new brand of pens. Lol

[@rainevelde6017]

Someone get this man some better quality pens stat!!!

[@ameliabrittain3689]

OBEY

[@scatteredsol]

Im sad you didn't include the part about throwing against a wall on that first one 😅

[@cheyennetwo-axe741]

Obey 🫡

[@FandomEnforcer]

this man is awesome!

[@FandomEnforcer]

trying to find some MTGxBG cards to send to Neil. i’m trying to find duplicates of the characters from BG3 , one for me and one for Neil. if i come across a lot of Astarion ones… well you know who will get them!

[@Aredhel666]

Don't leave me!

[@danilobraga4660]

I swear to gods, Neil make me less straight with every video i see of him

[@AA-cf4es]

Good for you

[@ArDeeMee]

The true LGBT+ agenda. =P (Also, everyone‘s had gay thoughts at least once in their life. Humans are naturally curious, intelligent and experimental. It doesn’t make you not-straight.)

[@svetliakan]

В этой войне не будет победителя😆😆😆 у самурая нет цели, только путь.

[@melissaamato1139]

I think you would only want to visit, Neil's mind, not live there... Lol 🪄🧝🏻‍♀️✨Love U N.N. ✨💯🎩✨🌛✨ ❤️‍🩹🗡️🗡️ 🩸

[@mellowhny]

WHAT IN THE HELLS IS HE DOING WITH THE PENS?

[@yuceimamzeke6300]

why the fuck the video is from 2013???

[@LillyValentineFGC]

what a STRONG way to open a video I'm so here for it