USADA PEKORA, (Unlicensed) BUS SIMULATOR DRIVER, CRASHER OF CARS KIDNAPPER OF PASSENGERS

rule 685 of sigma pekoes: busses are public transportation; they transport all oncoming traffic that gets in your way flipped over to the side of the road and their passengers to the afterlife
watch hololive's finest bus driver, pekora play bus driving simulator. will she be a good bus driver? make your bets. you were right.
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• 【Bus Simulator】出発ぺこおおお...
#usadaPekora #Hololive #VTuberEN #Pekora

[@bruccigang]

Imagine, right? You've had a long day at work, your boss is constantly yelling at you for things you didn't even do, your colleagues bully you, and all you want to do is go home and watch some hololive to soothe your soul. The clock hits 8PM, --you were working overtime of course--, and you're ready to head home. You clock out and step outside as the cool air rushes to you and embraces your skin. It's dark outside but the streets are being lit up by the lightposts. You hear crickets and cars passing by on the street as you start heading towards the bus stop. Along the way, you start thinking about what you should have for dinner. Do you want to go to a restaurant, a McDonalds for a quick bite, the local convenience store to grab something decent but cheap? You decide to get UberEats and treat yourself tonight to something that's not instant ramen. As you arrive at the bus stop, you see headlights swerving your direction. "Perfect," you thought as you get ready to pay the fare. You look down for one second to your pocket to pull out your wallet and you suddenly hear tires screech and a huge crash. The bus has made impact against the bus stop sign and it's bent at a forty-degree angle. You see a multiple civilian casualties behind the bus as the door opens and you hear "HA HA HA HA HA HA." You see the bus driver and notice that it's a woman in her early 100's and she has ear of a rabbit sticking out of her driver hat. Her hair is long and in long pretzel braids with two weapons sticking out. You look closer, and upon further inspection you realize that it's not two weapons but carrots that she's carrying. The last words you hear are, "DODON GA DON DON DON, HEY GIRL! COME ON! HURRY PEKO."

[@blek3310]

If this happens to be I'd think to myself, is this a dream? Have I finally been blessed?

[@Dexter26958]

It's enough to make a grown man cry

[@Zal0vid]

Is this real life, or is it just fantasy.

[@ichthyosaur_9929]

10/10

[@MrEdispilf]

You forgot the part where the guy paid, and then the tl skipped over 5 minutes of pekora berating him for not getting on the bus before realizing she didn't give him enough change.

[@janreiafrica]

Pekora hits a car Pekora: *T h e a u d a c i t y*

[@vera2892]

😂she gave me karen vibe on that part

[@kaneboi8]

Khoi voice line

[@yuridoggo9075]

@@vera2892 my Karen cant possibly be this cute

[@user-gk5vw4in8w]

Day 24: I've been stuck on this bus for days, unable to leave, we're somewhere out in the countryside, I can't get a signal, even if I could the bus driver stole my phone. I'm starving and all I have is my water bottle, I don't know what I'll do when I need to pee, I'll hold out for as long as I can. I miss my family.

[@seisosimp]

Sorry about this, we've received your call for help but the Seiso Council has no jurisdiction over the Pekora Hyper-Express which is technically an extension of the Usada Kensetsu mega-corporation. The best course of action would obviously be committing war crimes worse than the bus rider holding you and your fellow passengers hostage. If there are any left by the time this message comes to you, that is. If there are any liquid contents left in your bottle, drink them all. Starvation is temporary, you'll last for about 10 more days on an empty stomach. The thirst is your real enemy. As such, we advise that you pee in the empty bottle you have, then use your own pee and bodily fluids for your hydration. If you don't drink for more than a day, you'll be just another statistic for the dead bodies we'll eventually cremate as part of our Seiso Duties. Your fluids should make you persist for 3 days at most. Hold on for 3 days. Without proper hygiene you'll reek and stink so bad that the bus driver will soon give in. If that doesn't work, force your hand by shoving the smelliest part of your body in the driver's face as a substitute for chloroform. Contact us for further inquiry. We hope for your survival.

[@Nekomikuri]

Mate you didn't pee for 24 days?

[@angeljara2557]

@@Nekomikuri horrible isn't it?

[@sobakasuch.747]

Update on day 25 when?

[@pekopeko224]

@@sobakasuch.747 Sorry sir. We tried our best, but we lost him. May his soul rest in peace

[@kotchu]

that description is legendary

[@cry9438]

that pfp is legendary

[@Iramars]

Ikr, the desc is on point, ngl. Eum, are u a girl?

[@zanagi]

I like the title

[@WinterAlbiero]

4:44 Pekora: You’re hired! Sasha: Great! I’m excited to join your company! When do I start? Pekora: You’re fired.

[@ajirizawa5743]

The last thing She heard before she left the office: ⬇️↘️⬆️↖️⬇️↘️⬆️⬆️⬇️↘️↖️⬇️

[@kamisan1155]

First thing you must do. Don't work here.

[@-Raylight]

"1 ticket of Usada Hyper Express please" "Where to?" *"Heaven, to meet an angel... A real angel!"* **shows a pic of **-Kanata-** Towa-sama* *_"Perfection"_*

[@caligula8156]

>waiting for the bus at the bus stop >sees bus crashing the bus stop >sees the driver is pekora >refuses to get on the bus

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

Standing in the bus stop just for fun then leaves when the bus driver notices you and comes over for you -Sugma- Sigma passenger grindset

[@subaruisn1idol1stapostleof78]

Totally safe, with survival rate of 17%

[@黒神舞桜]

Usada News: "We've interviewed all surviving Usada Hyper Express passengers from the past 10 months and all of them are alive and well. Thusly, there's 0% chance of death when riding the Usada Hyper Express."

[@ゆうとなのだ-o8i]

I think you've mistyped 0.17%

[@arctohru]

**I'm feeling lucky**

[@trueken4728]

"Sigma peko grindset" 😂👌

[@capitalistcat6755]

"Sigma peko grindset" 😂👌

[@alvintollah]

Pekora is the type of bus driver that his a street lamp and yells, "Who put that there?!!!" Lol

[@medic-chan]

6:52 Only Pekora can properly dose her comedy with the cosmic horror of an enormous open world where the only thing you can do is walk around or drive the bus. Keeps the humor fresh.

[@genevaconventionsviolator3994]

I watched a clip of when she told chat that she wanted to play this game and obviously chat asked her if she even had a license. She responded by calling chat a bunch of kindergarteners so obviously this is how things were gonna go

[@DisEkript]

I didn't think it was possible to be a worse bus driver than Amelia. But here we are, peko.

[@futuregohan4837]

At Least Carl Johnson Is An Better Bus Driver Than Pekora lmao

[@sg_8797]

This stream was immaculately funny as always

[@alrightalright4585]

2:34 Wow! They really nailed the authentic American Bus Ride Experience, equipped with crazy homeless men banging their heads in to the railings for no discernible reason. Sasuga Bus Simulator for going the extra mile!

[@roman1640]

She played this game like GTA, what a wonderful experience

[@stephenvarholy3755]

Wait a damn minute. I've seen this before.....doesn't she drive off a cliff and the passengers resort to cannibalism as well as some highly inappropriate relationships? Wait, never mind..that was Something or other of Grisaia. Slight Edit: Yes, I do know the name of the anime. I was trying to be a smartass.

[@fakerfakerblademaker68]

Ahh don't remind me of that shit, those episodes were so traumatizing.

[@CoolMorz]

Angelic Howl...now I cannot help but imagine the Hologirls in that situation....

[@qixiaolu1520]

Then your sister gets revive as an A.I

[@stephenvarholy3755]

@@fakerfakerblademaker68 Yeah, that shit was messed up. Probably the only time that I took off my headphones and walked away for a minute, never saw an anime actually tackle cannibalism in such detail.

[@stephenvarholy3755]

@@qixiaolu1520 I don't think she actually died, I think it was more of a coma or something.

[@Maurivium]

You wanna play the tutorial? Pekora: Nope Let's jump straight to the drrrrrivu.

[@loquendo918]

Ah yeah pekora highjack a bus and almost copy the movie speed

[@pixelchu]

Pekora: “You’re hired…(Not even 1 minute later)…you’re fired.”

[@FloatingSunfish]

If I ever found out Pekora was doing bus rounds in my area I would move immediately.

[@xendurr8180]

Pekora: _is under a lot of debt_ Also Pekora: *TRIES TO HIRE SOMEONE TO WORK FOR HER*

[@kamisan1155]

AND FIRED HER RIGHT AWAY 🤣

[@LarusFotia]

I always love the sound Pekora makes when she's excited (00:55). She made a lot of that during FF7Remake too.

[@mildlypsychotic7263]

bruh the excessive use of the vine boom sound effect is hillarious

[@UltimatelyProficient]

Let’s be honest, can it ever be excessive when it comes to the war criminal?

[@zunv]

Whenever you are waiting for the Bus and Peko stops infront of you… just walk :)

[@adsgalore777]

Are you kidding? I'd stay on board until she retires & I'll be left to doom.

[@abcdefghijklol1517]

I hurted my side on that stream... truly legendary driver peko

[@baka_felix]

GOD LIKE EDITING!!! Another banger vid!

[@vox2903]

This edit was too funny clearly Neko Mikuri had the sigma grindset of a chad

[@nate0560]

Pekora: calls her "routine" a lootring. Me: I mean, she's not wrong. She's looting them pretty badly.

[@-Raylight]

Lmao Pekora, what a sigma rabbit. She hires someone only to fire her xD Pekora should quit her job and just go back to her old war crimes day. She's not earning much anyway lol

[@dizzydino4905]

In her defense, that was the game's crap Japanese translation. said "fire/flame" and not fire like firing from a job so I'm sure she didn't realize it would fire them.

[@intorsusvolo7834]

Can’t wait for the animated parodies.

[@TheCorruptDarkness]

pekora makes gura look like a professional.... thanks for the TN!

[@ADayinWhite]

0:34 "People die when they are killed" ~Shirou Emiya

[@christianhagenswold597]

I see this man knows how to make effective use of the vine boom

[@BerriesNotNice]

You are a blessing to this community

[@dustycreepka]

3:22 best way to defend yourself is to attack first

[@lancerotalucardhd8793]

See,who needs Baelz when we already have the embodiement of Chaos right here,and its name is Pekora.

[@oi1e319]

The sfx when she was hitch hiking and said Pekora tottemo sexy got me snort laughing lmao you and your silly edit got me again✊💀

[@lostnoire2469]

War criminal hijacks bus and terrorizes civilians. Circa 2021

[@asura3414]

Laugh for a min when she fired the only person she had. Btw good job with your edits makes it funnier

[@tonikinTV]

man you're killing me with the sfx every time the self proclaimed bus driver do something stupid, have mercy on my sides will ya

[@heart.s_]

Then we all died to _death_ *Sigma Peko Grindset* 😂😂😂

[@Louisnarig]

3:03 isn't this what you call a Karen? I don't really know.

[@deydreamer]

I don't get how Pekora hasn't played GTA extensively considering how she likes deviating from the gameplay

[@dscrye]

Saints Row. Any of them after the first one.

[@kh-hn4cy]

Me: goes to kitchen to rehydrate at 3 in the morning The cats fighting outside of my house: 1:04

[@RaizoKira]

I see Usada Kensetsu has expanded from Construction and now Transportation. Waiting for them to enter the Telco and Media field. Haha 😂😆

[@mewhenthewhenthethewhen]

7:18 Ay yo pekora pause 🤨📸

[@Tea-Spin]

I was legit laughing my ass off when she decided to ditch the bus and ran to the city instead lmao

[@CraigPremium]

Sometimes you look at a person and you wonder what they are thinking when they did this. Pekora: I am above the law, cuz i am Pekora

[@rippletrick1797]

Ahh.. so she never really got that license even after reincarnating...Pain Peko

[@CRegaladoDA]

This is better when you know that she failed the driving test a few times peko~ xDD Man pekora picking up girls, selling her body to get a ride and looking at womens pantsu is something i didn’t expected xD

[@Ardyey]

7:02 - Every Bus Drivers in the Philippines

[@mystrunner5166]

8:33 she didn't spell this wrong, looting every morning is a War Criminal's everyday routine.

[@papaw9980]

Yass, Neko is back!! i miss your Vine Boom edit lol

[@straightjacket308]

2:25 Man: May I have a ticket please? Pekora: Ah! Okay-peko desu-chfghdshduhguhsjuhjskldHFufguizguhzusdhguhjzhgdhgzheughshgghsedhguzshguhae

[@NousagiCaptain]

Lmao I love this arrogant bunny, her selfishness is ridiculous lol

[@borgar144]

Her smugness is unmatchable

[@velfare]

Attitude of a great ruler...

[@PaperCutVictim]

The stream was hysterical on its own, and your edits made it even better. Thanks so much for your hard work, and welcome back

[@benjars438]

"Being fired is not that bad" - Sasha Fortner

[@surazal9377]

2:39 - Certified banger-peko

[@JAB6322]

3:16 Pekora spitting hot fire with the music lol

[@noraiou]

Note : "Don't let, DON'T EVER LET, Pekora become a bus driver"

[@SteadFast411]

Correction : Don't let, DON'T EVER LET, any Hololive comedian become a bus driver.

[@animatrix1490]

Don't Let the Peko Drive the Bus

[@futuregohan4837]

Leave That To Carl Johnson LOL

[@derk_mn]

there are very few things in the world that will give me as much anxiety as being on a bus ride with Pekora as the driver

[@Smurfi21]

"Sigma pekoes" Oh my dear

[@ayayaybamba3445]

There's a good reason she failed her actual driving test...

[@overlordborn6131]

People in 1960: we will have flying cars in future. People in 2021: usada hyper express.

[@samuelgrant7000]

The sigma peko bits where great! Always great videos !

[@NireFuster]

Pekora: Why are you guys telling me not to be a bus driver?! Also Pekora: *intentionally drives past stops, detours completely and jams traffic on an unprecedented scale*

[@nikolespipes5348]

Neko i think there wasn't enough bass drops in this video please more i need my eardrums SHATTERED

[@DKPGames]

Its so sad that Nousagis died from Ligma. Who the hell is Nousagis? Ligma Balls. 1:31

[@J1ntu]

She really reminds me of a taxi driver I had the first time I went to NYC lol he hit another car with his and then he jumped out of the car and started yelling at the guy

[@chaser1735]

Pekora : "Thanks to Pekora the traffic's jammed" um... thank you??

[@Quethan1]

Bruh why do they say Asian women can’t drive 😤smh

[@LordZero666]

Only Pekora could do be this chaotic...

[@bonjame3339]

Legendary editor, like no joke, you need to be some Vtubers editors

[@ronansorgdrager]

pekora clippers and jerma clippers really are similar in a lot of ways

[@Kenos444]

People enter busses from the front out of their own free will? Ive never seen someone go in from the front, unless there are too many people or the bus driver doesnt open the back door

[@stringstorm]

'Pekora very sexy' I died.

[@van6611]

Sigma rule 234: never apologize #SeptillionaireGrindset #YourSelfWorthIsYourNetWorth

[@mr.F.Castle]

When an NPC asks "have you lost your mind" you know your in deep shit.

[@Pofis_]

Hi, this comment section isn't the best place to ask but idk where else to :( (i tried google but I still can't quite understand) at 0:45 I'm trying to understand "hyper is so damn cringe" not that i don't understand what that means but rather i don't understand what she said in jp, I think I know what she's saying but at the same time I'm afraid I might be messing it up and confusing stuff! Can someone please help me a bit? Like, if someone could just write down what it actually says that would be enough and very helpful;;^^ (I don't normally ask questions like this out of nowhere but I was really intrigued about that sentence!! Sorry for the bother!!)

[@Nekomikuri]

Someone in Japanese commented ハイパーとかくそダサい Breaking it down ハイパーとか = hyper and stuff くそ - damn ダサい lame, cringe

[@Angrenost02]

"Hello Oozora Police? I have been abducted by a cute, although a bit loud, rabbit bus driver, and I think she stole officer Subaru's hat too"

[@khaskarendel]

This girl is pure gold. Everything she does (wrong) is for us (good)

[@closj9]

3:19 that was fucking funny. I laughed for a good minute from sigma peko.

[@vals_lost]

even on vacation we are blessed with godly edits

[@Nekomikuri]

No I'm back now

[@vals_lost]

@@Nekomikuri oh word W

[@fakerfakerblademaker68]

9:09 *S U S P A R K*

[@chieboog4017]

Knowing pekoras previous identity, her saying she doesnt need that license crap is funny af

[@TallulahSoie]

Licence? Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

[@rizal5861]

please don’t give her a car in real life

[@RizkyBhimantara17]

pekora is a certified criminal in her past live

[@nick516]

bus simulator went to gta real quick

[@okisurya5338]

Every God damn Peko Clip from you is just 👌👌👌 Thanks for the hardwork!

[@Itsappuru]

0:10 help i cant stop replaying

[@koteshima6682]

Mom, I want to get off this bus right now

[@yoren9859]

Lmao she legit just ditch the buss

[@hiddenman4084]

Peko grindset lmao I'm dying

[@GOTH_JAY_1]

It’s gonna be a very very sad day the moment she graduates…

[@SHIRAORI_NOUSAGI]

I'd cry my ass off for a whole week. And I didn't even cry at my grandmother's funeral, so that's quite the feat to pull off from me.

[@lolikungod9723]

i love your editing so much!! lmao❤️❤️

[@WhyName]

Real war criminal grindset.

[@xxeed1608]

The 5 minute ticket was really good got me wheezing

[@tallachristian13]

Peak Comedy… 🙏🏿🙏🏿🤡