NELK BOYS SMOKING INSIDE BARBERSHOP PRANK | Jeff's Barbershop

[@crany09]

Jeff is so funny without even trying. Natural comedian

[@bluecheesewithwings2105]

I like him too but clearly your a girl who just likes him lol

[@physe1637]

@@bluecheesewithwings2105 ok?

[@ayftb6558]

he’s always trying to be funny

[@ForTheMonolith]

Its the editing. Not the jokes

[@caleb8807]

stop commenting the same shit on every post

[@ER7ronaldo]

“I have a heart problem” yet he’s smoking cigarettes and shot gunning white claws 😂

[@frankdowling7071]

You obviously don’t watch NELK

[@ER7ronaldo]

Frank Dowling lmao obviously it’s a joke

[@xxdiamond345xx3]

Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my KZbin channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my KZbin channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow KZbinr.

[@ER7ronaldo]

Purveyor why do you have so many dislikes on your videos

[@jacksmith4438]

Welcome to nelk bud

[@vau2137]

when 2 different friend groups kick it and the vibe is just not there that's how I felt watching this

[@AdventuresGaming]

Deadass bro its like 2 whole ass different vibes but the spark really ain't there causing shit to be awkward

[@OzzzyKane]

Lmao that's everyone with Jeff though... Kind of the point of the show lol

[@AdventuresGaming]

@@OzzzyKane thats what causes that eeriness that makes the show special

[@chelseamartinez956]

Yea they don’t have the same vibe

[@Oneandonlycrip]

True is prolly cuz Jeff used to being around softer people

[@ferdiewright6784]

50 k likes and Natalie gets a mullet

[@alebordon5657]

We love to see it

[@higilochannel]

I am Natalie's alt account

[@ANTONl027]

HIGILO I’m your biggest fan

[@axi6388]

Antonio27 did u actually fall for that

[@TonyHernandez-wv5vi]

Antonio27 idiot

[@urbansniper605]

Jeff and Jonah look like they binge-watched Stranger Things for 3 months

[@elvislicitis]

this comment is underrated.

[@Maria-sl4bh]

Lol

[@Emma-nw2xg]

They do tho!!!

[@littlebeans1571]

HAHAHAHAHA frfr

[@richiegreen21]

Lmaoooo

[@dimipats258]

I love how Steve is probably the only person that can’t be cancelled

[@tientrinh943]

Yeah and he’s the only one funny left

[@tientrinh943]

Salon has no jokes, and Nelk is too rich and lazy to say crazy things anymore

[@NMP74483]

Tien Trinh cap

[@LeethalThrows]

What happens when your canceled can you not make anymore videos or a new acc

[@thy_turtlegod3576]

Static Beast that’s obviously not true

[@nathan9048]

Steve "i got smokes for the kids" "They're cancer kids" "So then they're stressed out" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kartgal]

With everyone getting cancelled for saying the most minor things like 10 years ago, how does Steve get away with all the shit he says in 2020????

[@papichorizo146]

@Interesting Igloo, because of his fans. They would never turn on him for his dark humor

[@llamacebu216]

@@kartgal it's not about what you know, it's who you blow on the way up

[@nathan9048]

@@kartgal idek he must have so much money so has the best lawyers😂

[@moelester4533]

@@kartgal because he has always been like that . It's what got him famous

[@imnotalen614]

BRO HOW IS EVERY EPISODE A BANGER

[@oso2165]

Cause it’s Jeff

[@noemi2012]

I LOVE JEFF'S AND JONAH'S HUMOR, THEIR BOTH SO FUNNY

[@Adnan-sk4jr]

I'm an asthmatic, weed fanatic When I get high I leave the planet Tryna kick the habit but every day it's on my mind

[@a.-7774]

This is the furthest thing from a banger. Did we watch the same thing? Absolute trash

[@adriancampos1976]

All the eye jokes hit different now lol

[@mk810]

4:16 ...

[@tryhard9995]

“Second hand smoke is just a conspiracy, it’s not real”- Jesse 😭

[@rayhaanlatib3381]

Oh ok

[@theflyingfart2036]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2KaZpSMfsiggrs

[@timothyborodkin6747]

It’s facts tho

[@uncleiroh4650]

RanDom Puff Yeah, only thing is it’s not😗👍🏿

[@timothyborodkin6747]

Uncle Iroh u can think whatever u want

[@sarahx7902]

Jeff is in a whole other league omg it’s brilliant

[@markthecreatr]

I feel like Jeff was being such a good host and providing content and the NELK boys just dropped it... and I came here for Nelk.

[@XnRz]

yeah they were pretty lame to be honest. Jeff carried this episode

[@coldsuncrowfeet]

if you actually enjoy the nelk boys you need a lobotomy

[@markthecreatr]

@@coldsuncrowfeet they have millions of subscribers man ...

[@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233]

Yeah they were dryer than the Sahara dessert... boring AF... like they were uncomfortable or didn't wanna be there

[@austinjames199758]

@@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 they just didn’t vibe which is fine, can’t force magic

[@damian.thepokeman]

When jeff put on the eye patch and Jonah said “why are you wearing a mask on your eye” 😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️

[@MatthewMilton]

Jeff should I quit youtube my friends keep making fun of me for it

[@arod3674]

Matt Milton if you need someone else’s approval probably

[@jax_plug]

Matt Milton yes you should if you need someone’s approval

[@iCynnie]

wait that's what happened to Jeff's face ? he got jumped ?

[@arod3674]

Cynthia no one knows for legal reasons he said he can’t talk about it

[@hiezertaryn691]

We need a Jeff’s Barbershop bts. 10mins isn’t enough.

[@pimpking3135]

+ nowAdays he talks for 2 minutes then a 2 minute advertiser:||||

[@hiezertaryn691]

Ya Boy Daquan dedass lol

[@xxdiamond345xx3]

Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my KZbin channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my KZbin channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow KZbinr.

[@ali-nu3tn]

@@xxdiamond345xx3 👿👿🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[@PoppaCap69]

I get your point but the no homo wasnt needed. We didn't think you were gay for wanting more content

[@floatyseagull9472]

Jeff’s sense of humor is that of a depressed Danny Gonzalez

[@TheyNerfedYou]

😭😭😭😭

[@bigbirdloc8819]

Is that a good thing or bad thing?

[@sklizzy3125]

no its not jeff is funny

[@sklizzy3125]

Cris FO i hate how people interpret people’s opinions as law. i stated my opinion and you thought i said it was a law??

[@evastood4539]

moist monkey 😂

[@edgarsantos8030]

Last time I was this early NELK wasn’t getting lawsuits.

[@xxdiamond345xx3]

Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my KZbin channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my KZbin channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow KZbinr.

[@Talphs]

@@xxdiamond345xx3 SORRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. Post this to 1O people's profiles who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ovichggat]

@@xxdiamond345xx3 shut up. Thats all

[@arkhost6968]

@@xxdiamond345xx3 maybe get subs from good content not by guilt tripping people into it that's low af

[@joshwestmacott9151]

@@xxdiamond345xx3 stfu

[@seahorsecaptain207]

"I have a heart problem" he says as he sits there smoking a cigarette while drinking a white claw.

[@herbalgiles9468]

Bobby how is this funny

[@fernfernisfernie]

he pussyed out

[@boogityhoo]

@@herbalgiles9468 where do you see him laughing ?

[@EzFoMeh]

If there’s one thing I learned from Nelk, it’s that Cigarettes help with stress and don’t cause cancer. Can’t wait till I’m 18+ so I can smoke a pack a day. Strong lungs here I come

[@boogityhoo]

@@EzFoMeh you gotta be 21 now bruh.. Unless you canadien and its still 18 up there.

[@sonnychavez6282]

I love how Jesse knows how crazy Steve is when Jeff gives him the taser lol

[@Discipline-Diligence]

This is the most awkward KZbin video ever how do people watch this channel lmao😂

[@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233]

I feel like Jeff and Steve would hit it off because I feel like Steve is also a psychopath like Jeff

[@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233]

@@Discipline-Diligence because there's people like yourself who don't get the point of the videl

[@carinlewis8858]

I love how the story behind Jeff’s injury changes each episode 😂

[@FezCaliph]

Carin Lewis it was the mafia

[@8brayant]

Do we know how he actually got injured?

[@tyr1onna352]

Aurash Shoja no 💀💀

[@tyr1onna352]

It changes atleast twice an episode

[@Sour_roses]

It was china

[@jessicaw331]

Is nobody gonna mention jojoe suprise appearance who also happens to be Jeff's first cut on the show lol

[@taexdw1868]

for real i got so happy when i saw!

[@highestgradehalo]

Jojoe??? I thought that was Lil Flip Flop

[@iggystardust9236]

He used to work on the show

[@peytonmarceaux8788]

@@taexdw1868 bobbin

[@Johnny_BIaze]

I just came here to say 10/10 fukn amazing thumbnail lol. Great cropping

[@sicsempertyrannis4545]

This has the same energy as the Eric Andre show

[@dontfollowdajjal5980]

Tjats what its based off dude

[@coldsuncrowfeet]

you are so late

[@topspot4834]

Jeff has said probably about 20x that this is what is based on ... With a touch of Hot Ones then Jeff added his own twist. I just feel bad for the people that don't get his humor cause it's seriously the best!

[@joefox6000]

The sound design is way better than it has any right to be

[@bryanl64]

What's the name of the background music for when he premotes the sponsor?

[@drevival4078]

Darude sandstorm

[@keith2939]

dre vival no it’s not

[@Explicitcorp]

Keith is too

[@nathan9048]

" do i have a lazy eye " "Nah wellllllll its a little tired " 😂😂

[@alexiavega8622]

"I have cancer, im on the basketball team" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[@maddee4543]

FUNNIEST THING JEFF SAID

[@user-qz4bn2ui5t]

I love how in the thumbnail he just gave up after cutting out Jeff’s mullet.

[@versaii5519]

I’m glad you noticed that

[@justinmireles8006]

Lmao

[@dreamedrook7590]

- I got smokes for the kids, im sure they're stressed out - They're cancer kids Lmao

[@sacrificial420]

I actually took them, but they cut that out lol.

[@quicerr3922]

@@sacrificial420 lmao they really did cut that out

[@boogityhoo]

@@sacrificial420 are you legit one of the guys who were selling chocolate?

[@emanuelfick]

I feel so sorry for jeff after the accident hes still going strong and doing great things in life respect jeff.

[@adamgiardina7411]

the only people crazier than jeff to ever be on this show

[@semilladesandia7938]

They were lame as hell in this video though

[@domjoseph2007]

I’m the jay was pretty crazy too

[@JV-zf5lq]

Last episode was the craziest. These people were chill ass hell. lol

[@slickshlong7549]

@@domjoseph2007 yeah you're right she doesn't support blm

[@fernfernisfernie]

well clearly you didn't watch the last episode

[@CezaMVO]

Nelk are so crazy that they canceled out Jeff's crazy, so he couldn't prank them

[@benjaminpiatkowski9185]

☣☣ẌЇℒ€Ð☣☣ used to, they aren’t funny anymore

[@CezaMVO]

@@benjaminpiatkowski9185 I like them the most when they trolling Bradley Martin

[@anon_y_mous6709]

@@benjaminpiatkowski9185 nah you just lost your sense of humor

[@jc24445]

@@anon_y_mous6709 all they do is party with their goofy ass lookin crew. What do they do that's funny besides calling Bradley a drug dealer?

[@anon_y_mous6709]

@@jc24445 Pranks, jokes, not sitting on their ass all day arguing in a KZbin comment section etc

[@Fourstundent]

After the new videos his cry for an end to the pain really hit hard

[@quincyadams6961]

When he said “I have cancer!” Bruh I couldn’t stop laughing like a psychopath alone in my room

[@g0dzilla_au]

Glad it wasn't just me

[@vedanshkodwani4008]

deadass

[@AdventuresGaming]

Swear Jeff already knew Dixie was being cheated on even when he was joking, lmao

[@JeffWittek]

I can see the future with my lAzY EyE

[@AdventuresGaming]

@@JeffWittek damn I did not see that one coming 🥴

[@ballsack5884]

his comment is funnier than it should be

[@dunnperfect8567]

😂

[@jakegood4242]

Jeff is making the beat me up Jokes and nelk is just like “wtf”

[@brandonb5764]

We need Danny Duncan on Jeff’s Barbershop

[@millerturq4418]

YES

[@glizzay7267]

No

[@Therealtrapanthem]

Exactly what the fuck I been saying!!! He’s actually got some great conversational skills unlike the NELK boys

[@maleeyatamonte6826]

100%

[@SG-mu4ih]

YES

[@cornelius-dinglebert]

i look at jeff and goddamn even with a mullet he is handsome

[@riabecerra1029]

even with a lazy eye

[@cornelius-dinglebert]

Riaaa damn straight not everyone can pull off the prison assault look

[@xxdiamond345xx3]

Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my KZbin channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my KZbin channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow KZbinr.

[@1kblimp]

@@xxdiamond345xx3 are you ok? Do you want me to call an ambulance?

[@0gleedleleedle723]

@@iamvengeancers bruh he's littearlly copy and pasting that on a shitton of different videos...it's hella cringy.

[@maxbeazt534]

Damn seeing this just surprises me that Jeff didn’t flip out whenever they were talking about his eyes since he wanted to keep that injury quiet but damn he can keep calm at any time

[@jacksonsilva6335]

They play around.

[@Boidan70]

They didn't go far it's just jokes 😂

[@drez420]

This was before the incident I believe

[@zackperry919]

@@drez420 No, no it's not.......

[@ZillaYT_99]

He knows they were just messing around

[@fordparler8076]

jeff looks like he needs his own barbershop right abt now

[@boogityhoo]

What you mean? You are literally watching a video about him having his own barbershop ? Or do you mean needs his own barber?

[@hayaahyder1904]

Boogity Hoo lmao i think he’s saying he needs a haircut cause of his mullet

[@boogityhoo]

@@hayaahyder1904 yea I'm thinking that as well now. Lol

[@sammyg.4255]

Yooo that mullets is fire asf🔥

[@TheSalonGuy]

Full send cut Jeff nice!!!

[@jorgeruiz8441]

Damn looking at this video after he released what happened to him feels different

[@gcroller93]

Sky diving accident bro

[@e4411]

@@gcroller93 it wasn't sky diving🤔

[@nickd2296]

Yeah, screw David Dobrik. Life is supposed to be precious and he almost killed Jeff.

[@tonyvideoreview]

@@nickd2296 bc he held him at gunpoint snd forced him to jump off a plane

[@Novack49]

@@tonyvideoreview That’s not how he got injured though mate? At least watch the full documentary before commenting hahaha

[@Vikram-cd5lk]

This isn’t a hair cut show anymore... it’s a fever dream

[@gavinlamparter8371]

I gotta be honest it’s starting to feel like that

[@monikakowalewski5637]

Now imagine iAlex Ernst on the next one, now that would be a dream!!!

[@themilkman271]

Stolen comment. 👎👎

[@DiLeggeBrothers]

Listen to Jona's laugh, sounds just like a villager in mincraft being smacked. 3:27

[@jesusaguilar6875]

His laugh is hilarious lmaooo

[@tristantompkins3052]

😂😂😂😂

[@holdenbaldassi3697]

Steve saves any awkward video from being awkward. Even When 905 said "how did you get here" right after getting his finger cut back in the day. Haha I couldnt handle how awkward it all was until that taser came out. Salim,Jay, and pat all hardly said a single word 🤣.

[@bison6468]

No one: Jeff: *Making everyone's day better.*

[@elizabethschnell5240]

1 sub Before December except for that fat guy

[@issh1n]

You shouldn’t be aloud to comment

[@elizabethschnell5240]

dizzy aloud

[@SimonSkittleFace]

The collab no one knew they wanted, but love.

[@tacosmithnweston3977]

Nah this was cringy Nelk was so uncomfortable

[@hyronimaru617]

Why is no one talking about Edward Scissorhands catching that White Claw and going "Wap" lmfao

[@bigsanrio]

Should of be Edward 40 hands lol

[@dukenukem4ever739]

Because it wasn’t funny

[@oliviaw.3905]

So far we know Jeff got injured by falling off a building, being inspired by a Tik Tok, sky diving without a parachute, being beaten with baseball bats in an alley and being assaulted by gang members 🧐😂

[@Dacyy98]

Yeah, that's it 😂😂

[@ThatGirlLib]

Anyone know what really happened? He looks different. I don’t know if it’s the hair cut or facial hair. 🤔

[@CocoPopssss]

ThatGirlLib it was a boating accident apparently

[@mangchaii]

ThatGirlLib his cheeks are a bit fuller I’ve noticed like I think there’s a bit more weight in his face since the accident

[@PirateBettie1]

probably gonna end up being "i broke my face cous i was on davids new tv-show obsticle course and fell"

[@gort4615]

This is how many ppl think Jeff is the best vlog squad member 👇

[@MinecraftManager]

why do you have the name of an inventor

[@Maria-sl4bh]

@@MinecraftManager lol

[@Alex-rx2cm]

Cause he's hot as fuck. That helps

[@eraticai5350]

@@Alex-rx2cm Nah he has the best content everyone else just tries to emulate what David does

[@xxdiamond345xx3]

Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my KZbin channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my KZbin channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow KZbinr.

[@jatsdua8563]

Is everyone that goes on the show acting uncomfortable? Or are they uncomfortable. I love Jeff hahah I would be dying in that chair

[@holdenbaldassi3697]

The nelk boys are uncomfortable on anyone else's camera if they aren't drinking hahah. They really didnt need salim and jay and pat there. If they had just jessie steve and kyle there guzzing beers it would be fine.

[@angieivezaj1526]

Jeff is so funny and he doesn’t even try at all LMAOO

[@SaadPKazi]

"Ask more questions about Nelk" "No I'm alright"

[@801MOTO3]

He said "ask more questions about his eyes" lmao where did you get "nelk" from "eyes" 😂

[@SaadPKazi]

@@801MOTO3 oh true wasnt paying attention lol

[@lindsaydottz463]

I thought this would of been a dope collaboration but I guess they just didn’t click lol awkward

[@ericocallaghan9322]

I feel like this collab could’ve been a lot better

[@OKjoey86]

Nelk guys have soooo much personality. Psyche. Got em

[@lotusinferno1154]

Yeah fr, Nelk has been dope this year, getting better and better, they should collab again but on their channel.

[@ttishot1115]

“Give home a smoke there probably stressed” “They have cancer”

[@nikinichole7213]

Jeff always looks like his life is falling apart and I find it attractive af

[@josieschembre7686]

even with the mullet and the injury’s he’s still hot

[@nowa4200]

You talkin trash about the mullet???

[@playboifrostyy8605]

SL mullets are the hairstyle of gods

[@S-L-1]

@@playboifrostyy8605 inDeed

[@carolyncollee188]

Playboi Frostyy agreed

[@rickyc6820]

@@playboifrostyy8605 fax

[@j.frazer9131]

The Canadiannnnnn accent on his dad though hahahahaha “buddy, I’ll throw you a hunerd bahks” 😜

[@Drahoxable]

Don't you love how Jeff changes his accident story every episode, just like the Joker in the Dark Knight.

[@BenSelvester]

This actually may have hit the nail on the head, as he mentioned joker a lot in his recovery videos.

[@Novirx]

Bro steve and jonah are two people I thought I would never see in the same video, this is the best colab yet 😂

[@nicoleb535]

Jeff is the best. He’s funny and legit gives great haircuts.

[@jacobsamuel1796]

Never thought I’d see this collab

[@christopherchicas9572]

This show feels like a higher quality early 2000’s reality show with 80’s music

[@walkerscoral]

“Ask more questions about his eyes” Jonah and Jeff work so well together lol

[@alextatar2720]

They almost broke jeff’s character 😂

[@2dope278]

Once Jonah started getting money, seems like he’s only getting fatter lol

[@Bucknastyy]

Feel bad for him, still funny though lol

[@carlosespinoza4375]

He eating a lil too good lol

[@ercacalcarr]

Mo’ money mo’ problems 🤷‍♀️

[@ThatGirlLib]

Thought you meant Jesse. 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

[@iggystardust9236]

@@ercacalcarr lol he really is channelling Biggie Smallz

[@TheGreatBambi]

I have an lazy eye "Which ones lazy?" "They both look lazy" That shit killed me😂

[@wolfhaely]

Ever since Jeff got that mullet he’s changed

[@lemonpepp]

He's become weak

[@lemonpepp]

He's become weaker and sadder

[@monikakowalewski5637]

Hate to agree but the mullet has to go and a nice clean shave would help to but you know what, we should just be happy that we get Jeff no matter how he looks like! At least he’s posting not like someone aka DD

[@Ptm-jay]

he got beat up

[@lemonpepp]

@@Ptm-jay by chad

[@JeeSee]

Jeff doesn't have a lazy eye. It's just calm, ready to murder anyone who steps in the shop.

[@user-pc9oj9ci1r]

no

[@kallix2194]

Y so salty

[@ethanlampshire615]

"I've got cancer, I'm on the basketball team 😂😂😂

[@DiLeggeBrothers]

Jeff looks right at home busting up that car with a bat. He's going back to his old, criminal ways.

[@paolab1350]

Stfu

[@ali_sadrian]

he's a criminal?

[@UGHITSJOE]

Is anyone hiring?

[@toke2334]

I heard Walmart could use a pineapple

[@alex-cp5jv]

Jeff hiring hitmans rn

[@cooperkillen5981]

No

[@luzsaladbar]

no

[@joshwilson6172]

I got you. My spongebob on ice show needs a pineapple

[@datstrue375]

4:34 did he really just say ‘second-hand smokin is just a conspiracy’ what??😂

[@annabelle3729]

The way Jonah hit the car with the bat so lightly is killing me

[@Antonchak11]

Is it just me, or if Jeff grows out his hair a little more, he’ll look like Keanu Reeves?

[@Saiintniic]

Don’t disrespect Keanu like that

[@Spacemaaan]

Lmao fr 😂

[@jacobsalasis]

No where near as handsome

[@skycloudpes5304]

xd kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2KaZpSMfsiggrs

[@elliew454]

They don't look alike at all

[@ak-47deadlysmile37]

This is the only channel on KZbin where a guy can come watch and laugh love it man

[@dannymedina1588]

“ask some more questions about his eye”-Jonah “no I’m all right”-Jeff

[@JV-zf5lq]

Stop asking why Jeff looks different. He was in an accident and cracked part of his skull. He’ll be fine it’s just a healing process. Y’all don’t need to be assholes I’m sure he’s going through it.

[@SeptemusHeap]

He looks great

[@monikakowalewski5637]

Exactly!! He’s gorgeous as always! People just jealous.....

[@gracie.is.cool.randall4362]

Still putting out videos. Even after all he been through. :) JEFF . IF YOU SEE THIS YOU ROCK.

[@jester0594]

What was the accident like a car crash

[@tiffanyroseangeles7517]

Monika Kowalewski absolutely

[@rileycoldiron685]

I love how Pat's always with them! Definetley part of the brand at this point

[@momoneymoi]

“Assistant to the assistant editor” it’s the little thing that make Jeff funny. (In the description all the way at the bottom)

[@David-JPN]

But there is staying Assitant

[@LoGdOg9191]

A commentor named jesonsjd10 stole your comment 20 hours after you posted this, just fyi. They literally copied and pasted it

[@Se7enLuckyslevin]

Jeffs back must hurt from carrying the vlogsquad

[@pheenix5653]

This is the first time where it looks like Jeff is actually scared

[@ericomalley5792]

Can’t believe how joe betrayed you like that

[@jaydw2583]

Jeff always says “we have a big episode today” every episode. I love it.

[@HawksNestYT]

Wait, there’s a green screen behind y’all??

[@justhaydenlmao]

@Tylor Barnett he literally asked a question and this song isn’t even viral 🤣 i thought the same thing as him lmfao

[@danielmedrano9068]

Wassup HawkNest

[@noobteam759]

Dumb af on my mama

[@noobteam759]

You must be hella smart 👁️👄👁️

[@keyluuuuh]

David’s vlog who? ShiiiJeff has been the only vlog squad member with the good fun content :)

[@angelachapa7598]

“Which one’s lazy? They’re both lazy” 🥴😂

[@Jrock2580]

Bro Jeff gave the best description of NELK 😭😂😂💯🤣 love your videos man 💯👍🏼

[@dreamedrook7590]

The collab no one knew we needed

[@matt.fragoza]

and they said Infinity War was the most anticipated cross over

[@cdog990609]

"If you wanna make jokes about me having a lazy eye, that's fine, but you'll be cancelled." lmaoooo a classic Jeff quote

[@rb716]

Jeffs dry sarcastic humour isnt appreciated by the yanks, us British appreciate it Jeff🇬🇧

[@andrewhl]

We can joke about Jonah being fat and stuff, but his fridge is actually concerning.

[@LuckyTurt]

Time stamp ?

[@shadyhaterade]

Everything Jonah does is concerning wdym

[@timfujio]

It looks just like mine tho

[@vidhannn]

Rajon Rondo The Turtle 3:27

[@LuckyTurt]

Vidhan Tamhankar dude bout fat asl

[@NickAntonyan]

I hate this show please get me off it

[@MadisonsPeaceinthejourney]

No Jonah we want you to stay

[@Adam-de1gp]

Should've lost the weight then

[@brucewaynenyvsjs]

This Comment has 6 likes lmao!!!!

[@ambrielleashley6756]

Only 50 likes on this comment? Lmfao wtf

[@enmeterdumheter]

Bruh 73 likes over here in the year 1743

[@lollol-ne1wc]

His dad spilled the whole white claw on that shotgun

[@Mohzify]

Pat had too strong of a nic buzz bud

[@s3ct0rxf0ur9]

Mohzify pat could never get too strong of a nic buzz. too big of a beauty

[@Mohzify]

S3CT0R x F0UR ur right bud my bad I’m brain dead

[@MindvsYourself]

Jeff: "These are military grade phone covers" "Drops phone" "Looks at it" "Sees the big crack across the screen" Also jeff: "Itll never break"

[@blueotaku-lovesanime9587]

His phone had a crack? 😂

[@reiddobbins7526]

Why’s there a weird green screen effect sometimes but it looks like a normal room others

[@ryanm6476]

The red door is painted green.

[@cadenmiller3519]

Ryan McBride lmao are you dumb the door is red

[@ryanm6476]

@@cadenmiller3519 Watch some of his other videos nuub.

[@luukkoffeman]

@@cadenmiller3519 the door is green, its a green screen

[@fernfernisfernie]

it's on purpose you dunce.

[@SlurE0neR]

who else has seen the series on tiktok where this guy does a diffrent hairstyle everyday until jeff cuts his hair lmfao

[@christinagrxce]

every episode it just seems like he’s closer and closer to losing his mind ifs like he’s back in the quarantine videos,but where is the real star NERF we miss him jeff :/

[@laneinwards6982]

Number 14 on trending as I’m watching this, glad to see others enjoy his sense of humor as much as I do

[@thisduderockz]

The Nelk boys remind me of the type of guys that graduated highschool 2 years ago but still come and hang out at the local burger joint where all the kids go to after school lets out. And they try to flirt with highschool girls.

[@chazl4061]

Seem like losers

[@mohammedbomouraa9636]

Pray for lebanon. Our thoughts go out to the family's of the people that have passed away.❤✊🏼🇱🇧

[@Meme-qy2gi]

What happened

[@mohammedbomouraa9636]

@@Meme-qy2gi there was a huge exposion in the center of the city's port of beirut the capital of lebanon. It is said to be the biggest explosion since hiroshima. A firework warehouse caught fire and spreaded to 2750 tons of a highly explosive material.

[@justinwhite9851]

Mohammed Bomouraa my prayers ❤️