GIVING VLOG SQUAD HAIRCUTS THEY DIDN'T ASK FOR | Jeff’s Barbershop

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Toddy Smith:
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Zane Hijazi:
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Scotty Sire:
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Men Are Trash:
• Men Are Trash
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[@quinn_1048]

Jonah: "You look like Eminem, when he was 22" Jeff: "You look like a peanut M&M." I LOST IT.

[@Warlin_Door]

I saw this comment as soon as he said it

[@kambrierose9859]

Very underrated comeback

[@norahpingping]

1000 like :)

[@RMGrmgryfry1024479]

I can't fucking breaatthheee

[@Kfitzyy]

My question is how does this comment have 3.6k but if you look at the views it’s just 3k 😎

[@philswifty]

Jeff’s dry humor is to die for.

[@SuburbanBeard]

so true

[@H.E.M.]

I see this comment on every video.

[@xluiii]

i read this in my head in phil swifts voice

[@eminet2983]

True.. I hate forced comedy that pushes too much like david

[@martondenes240]

It’s so good that the whole barber shop series is shot like a murder crime documentary (with the shaky camera and music in the background) coz really you never know what’s Jeff’s next move

[@willybucky]

I just waiting for the netflix doc with "JEFF KZbin STAR KILLS A BAD CLIENT" "are we surprised"

[@tomlin5729]

Can we agree that Jeff is actually really good at cutting hair

[@angelachapa7598]

“Do you guys think this will get me a girlfriend?” The complete silence had me dead 😂😂🤣

[@sweetphangurl3315]

Just crickets..🤣🤣

[@lee-annew3734]

I love how everyone looks like they have been in isolation for 3 months and Jeff still looks like he just stepped off a runway!!

[@emanuelsauz12345]

Well he probably can cut his own hair

[@ryanvincent6169]

That’s why Botox is such a good investment

[@carly1328]

todd on the other hand, not looking as hot

[@imissedthejoke8747]

I mean he is a barber

[@Alxndra7401]

he goes crazy, the dumb way

[@gabriellaarchard1030]

Petition to get some “how’d you get your start?” Jeff & Zane merch. 🙌🏼🙋🏻‍♀️

[@anthonysl3602]

id get it

[@kellyparsons5207]

This was the best episode of Jeff’s barbershop because everyone was laughing it was so funny

[@shaneyoung9892]

They’re probably laughing so much cuz they lost their sanity

[@rebeccatorres3320]

honestly i'm trying to see more videos like this

[@danielescutia4240]

I think it’s funnier when he makes the people uncomfortable

[@livinglisters1607]

Just here to watch Jeff ask Zane how he got his start

[@abdall23ah_nayef28]

What does that mean??

[@shaweed.hitler2667]

Only the OGs know

[@otismode4391]

Good memories from pre quarantine

[@roninormandia8561]

How did Zane get his start?

[@omnombleh]

😂

[@naiya7401]

Jonah: “You look like Eminem, when he was in his 20’s” Jeff: “ Ok but you look like a Peanut M&M” 😂😂😂 Side note: Jeff flinched so hard 😭

[@xxmeowxx9274]

I DIED AT THATTTTT HAHAHA. BRILLIANT

[@roemip]

Jonah is hands down the best vlog squad member

[@laural7757]

idk idk ya okk it's jeff but all of them are good but jonah ain't the best

[@user-sg4gk2is7r]

Laura L nah Jonah the best

[@2kdemiks816]

Laura L Every single vlog squad member is geeky asf🤦‍♂️ Jeff’s the only valid one hands down

[@Xiopcc]

It would be funny if Jeff gave a haircut to Howie Mandel

[@JoseMendez-ww2pb]

ha ha ha-

[@snafisnotcoolz1458]

ha ha ha-

[@Salsa4268]

ha ha ha-

[@joemama2853]

ha ha ha-

[@paris7904]

ha ha ha-

[@kh1372]

Joe: flexes with corvette Jason: "the one David gave you" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@olam4997]

Can we talk about how good jasons hairline is for a guy in his early 90s

[@werdna88]

😂😂

[@apexwarriorryan1479]

Good one

[@eheh6680]

😂😂

[@Se7enLuckyslevin]

Better than Zanes🤷🏻‍♂️

[@shaye9718]

I DIED OMG

[@vanilladingdong]

Why does everyone look like they were 6 months on a deserted island while Jeff looks like a frickin’ ken doll?

[@burnttoast5899]

he’s so pretty🥺🙈✨💕

[@pescadoquemado]

botox

[@Emanuel-gj5cc]

Because he can cut his own hair and line his own beard

[@mateomarin8090]

oh idk maybe because Jeff is a barber

[@MJ-tt1tz]

Alex Fishburn it’s alway boys commenting botox I wonder why🤔

[@ironerrow618]

It’s crazy how Todd can literally rock any haircut I’ve ever seen him get. 😂

[@larkermouse]

Jason: "This is the worst decision I have made in my entire life!" Me: "You have a Trisha tattoo. This haircut is fine."

[@kambrierose9859]

What Trisha tattoo?

[@spempo]

You did not have to add "me:"

[@calibur223]

joe’s head looks more like dr disrespect than todd 5:41

[@mizzorino]

Slim guy fieri

[@robbie9737]

Jeff looks more like Jeffrey then jeff

[@FelixVanGucht]

Joe's head looks more like dr disrespect than dr disrespect looks like dr disrespect

[@shardaebrown3512]

Nerf appearances bc he’s the only sane one here 3:11 5:30 only his ear 7:08 8:15 next to zane’s chair 8:32 not nerf but still hairy 8:58 his ear again 9:18 9:30 next to the chair again 9:47 his ear for the last time 10:21 next to zane’s feet 10:55

[@oaorio]

Thank you for your service soldier

[@Jasonvkharlukhi]

Thank you 🥺

[@capric0rpse]

Damn Nerf is camo as hell. I didn't see him hardly any.

[@MyPussyBleeding-rn1mw]

@@arissa3881 make more accounts it's pretty simple stuff

[@MinuteMirror]

Thank you, he's my favorite little guy.

[@everadogallardo6307]

Jeff is way above the rest of the vlog squad when it comes to being funny.

[@michaelstevens4754]

20% of the video: talking 80% of the video: Jason, “HAHAHAHAHA”

[@juliancastillo9570]

Todd looks like every drunk uncle at a mexican barbecue

[@toris5605]

Lmao

[@Laura_Luminous]

That was definitely the most hysterical episode so far. Without even trying to be so over the top

[@yvnggoon4449]

I never know if Jeff’s ads are real or fake

[@morganreneebeadle9368]

Is no one gonna mention Jonah getting blazed on the iPad ???😂

[@camschwartzwalter5465]

When he said you look like a peanut m&m to Jonah I almost cried

[@nitingurung3276]

bruh that was a background explosion moment lol

[@VisionairJas]

I cried lmao 😂

[@UGHITSJOE]

let the record show that this hair cut was better than what I wanted

[@michaelreynolds6824]

Fie

[@justthisgirl1284]

It IS better than we all expected

[@jess6838]

hi joe

[@angeldust6613]

Hi daddy joe

[@clementine2234]

Geez Joe, we get it , you had Corona

[@sevani424]

Joe is lowkey really good looking. He’s way to underrated.

[@bees0la276]

SEVANI It's the eyes

[@robynhill5113]

i agree. but i do have to tell you that you used the wrong to...

[@Kimmiieeee1]

He really is

[@MsGabriela68]

IVE BEEN SAYIN THIS OMG

[@sevani424]

Robyn Hill Sorry

[@denisezimmerman2909]

The amount of genuine laughter in this video is absolutely amazing. This episode was great. 9:50

[@sm23456]

no one: literally no one: jeff: little pandemY

[@TheAliisawesome]

BARBY

[@naomih1073]

This was the best video Jeff. I laughed so many times that my family was staring at me like I was nuts. I miss seeing you guys all together so much. This video and Jason's ice cream truck video made me feel like just maybe life will get back to normal one of these days. I'm in NY, last county (Sullivan) included in NYC still total lock down and man I needed the laughs. Thanks man!

[@madelyngibson1782]

You can tell Jeff really cares about and supports his friends.

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

This legit was how it feels in a barber shop. All the dudes laughing and talking crap on each other 😂😂😂

[@JeffWittek]

Big thanks to Ridge for buying the barbershop and for sending me this wallet and supporting the channel! Here’s the site if you want to check them out! ridge.com/JEFFWITTEK

[@ethancarter5137]

Hey Jeffery

[@juanitamiller4496]

Hi Jeff I Love you so much.

[@berjerk]

no

[@dyalamerhej6526]

Jeff Wittek ILY

[@soohian]

hey bavey

[@TanishaSatapathy]

David couldnt bring all of them together , Jeff could still . All Hail Jeff

[@barefootbanga4312]

Jeff: “Were gonna send the kids back to school with guns.”

[@itslenna110]

Jeff you and Jason are my favorite vlog squad members, you actual are original and funny by yourself where all the others are only funny because they feed off other people’s jokes

[@kasia612]

I love that Jeff cut off Scott when he played his song but then he used it in the video 💜

[@DavidPerez-ft1ei]

Todd gets beard trimmed Dr.Disrespect he entered the chat

[@Travelingcub]

Same thing I thought 😂

[@djouya]

Just searching for this comment

[@bubblemooon]

Dont Forget that Jeff calls his dad “Daddy” ;)

[@slightlywormy6089]

Don’t make it weird it was so cute

[@filmedgore]

don’t make it weird.

[@cheche9949]

That just made him 10 times more deseriable

[@bubblemooon]

kika laperrita lmaooo

[@chellyhaze5319]

When Scotty’s face lights up when his song comes on my heart melted 🥺🧡

[@jackleblanc2154]

Jasons hairline Is better then mine and I’m 15 😂

[@tinymajor214]

I see u everywhere lmao

[@iladelfia5009]

That gotta hurt

[@izzybitsyspider03]

Better than*

[@Ljeos]

@@izzybitsyspider03 lets be real for a second, who tf cares if somebody wrote than wrong?

[@mohzik1355]

Your a B-Tech copy of David

[@paulv765]

GIVING THE VLOGSQUAD HAIRCUTS THEY DIDN’T ASK FOR Jeff: *gives jason the haircut he asked for*

[@senkubro2504]

“When u get to my age” *diaper ad starts*

[@veew2544]

Best episode of Jeff’s Barbershop ever! Buying merch now!

[@lasagnaisgood4717]

Todd looks like he is apart of the cali cartel

[@8111y]

I hope Jeff replaced his cutting tools after using them to cut a rats hair in the last episode. Rats can spread the plague.

[@bperea_1]

Dont let matt see this cause he gonna swing at u

[@jackaalucas]

Brian Perea no he will just cry

[@andrewwallace1174]

We already have it

[@divinedallasdent1362]

😂😂

[@divinedallasdent1362]

Everyone go comment 🐀🐀🐀🐀 on Matt’s insta

[@smssllc]

Jeff, I hope you put out more of these barber shop episodes. They are great

[@kkrainbowloomygirl]

i love that the vlog squad are the only people who jeff laughs with instead of making them feel awkward

[@TheKarrlosss]

Jeff is getting exponentially crazier on every episode he uploads. It has gotten to a point where I don't even know what I am watching anymore on this channel... I love it.

[@louisconstantin1802]

Jeff's humor is the best on this planet for sure.. and why does Nerf dies each video

[@nitingurung3276]

preparing you for that reality

[@wut6914]

I have to say this, found this channel yesterday and I am in love with Jeff, what a precious human

[@yahairaquinones6689]

Love all their energy ☺️!

[@liamk2625]

Jeff is the only thing keeping me alive during quarantine

[@trollface6645]

Yes

[@hersidestory1114]

When does the quarantine end for you guys? Assuming you’re from USA?

[@danielafacendo]

@@hersidestory1114 i also want to know the answer to this cause they are making vídeos together now

[@bradleywright3031]

richydagoat When does it end anywhere? 😂😂that’s like asking how longs a piece of string

[@Sharkey1021]

You gotta find more to stay alive buddy! Lmao

[@thebrick3332]

*Jeff gets shot* Zane: are u okay Jeff:come closer Zane:yeah Jeff:how'dja get ya stawt

[@tylershiroma2224]

I love this episode! Real barbershop convo

[@eviskokalari7035]

I just wanna say, i love scott and i will never get enough of him

[@kathymrqz21]

“Men are trash and maybe you’re a raccoon”... I felt that. Scotty you lyrical genius

[@mrsbard9813]

Worst song ever

[@kambrierose9859]

I respected Scotty as an artist until that song and samurai

[@ZKMUSIQUE]

The transition between Scott's song and Jeff's outro. I LOST IT

[@angie8848ah]

mrs bard it was a joke😑

[@12starmagic]

this was like a very fun episode that wasn’t so tense and everyone was having a good time!

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

I love Jeff & his team attention to detail. The VHS filter in the beginning shows a piece of how much Jeff loves the old school films.

[@vKrymZile]

love this show the vibes are perfect

[@andrewbuckner5567]

No debate, Jeff is the funniest person in the “vlog squad”

[@joshn1678]

He's literally the best, hands down. I'd rather watch him over anyone. He's gotta find his niche and just blowup.

[@casssquarepants8385]

Maybe

[@kambrierose9859]

I think his channel is the best as well. His content is the most unique and put together along with still being funny and entertaining

[@1668.a0]

My favorite is Jonah but I still think that Jeff is the funniest

[@dariocalderon8845]

Him and jason are the best duo ever

[@everythingfootball6576]

Am I the only one obsessed with Jeff’s outro song😂😭😂😭😂😂

[@22vaib71]

yoo todd looks like a mexican guy feiri lmaoo

[@jacka5101]

Jeff is quickly becoming my favourite KZbinr

[@jjfranz23]

It’s making me uncomfortable that Jason’s Mohawk doesn’t actually look bad...i kinda like it

[@deybsu]

"maybe for you we just make you look normal" *Proceeds to giving joe the funniest haircut*

[@kailafehringer7537]

Im so glad he asked Zane how he got his start... I've been dying to know!!

[@arielroshan1142]

Zane: Jeff: How’d you get your start?

[@taylorsmith6061]

“This is the worst decision I’ve made in my entire life”...so are we just going to forget about Trisha then?

[@janekirby6703]

bruhhhh hahahaha

[@lovercll]

BOOO🍅🍅🍅

[@lynbeanie2823]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Martinspiser06]

they literally are turning crazy

[@desyoktav]

my fav episode so far. good to see they had a good time together.

[@BlainSphere]

Jonah dying laughing at the peanut M&M comment, that shit was hilarious, so quick

[@InvestingWithIshaan]

Anyone else just come to watch Jeff roast everyone? 😂

[@hellodolly2551]

Ishaan - Wannabe Finance Guru especially Scott lol idk why I’m meh about him

[@conman1u808]

Yep

[@johnmichael_]

They all look like a gang in an 80s movies now 😂😂😂😂

[@0M3N0US]

I live for how Jeff can say the most hilarious things in the most monotone voice with little to no reaction and act like nothing happened.

[@stevefrench5812]

Normally Jeff makes me laugh but I was CRYING watching this 😂

[@user-nb3sf8zt7y]

Why isnt anyone talking about the genius behind "peanut eminem"

[@katiemckinney5564]

i know what the hecc

[@anoop4193]

Peanut * M&M

[@TheChicomenco]

Nothing more beautiful than when Tod’s and Jason’s laugh becomes one 😂

[@aeroaster9070]

This whole show is pure chaos

[@juanescobedo9491]

Definitely my favorite episode thus far 😂

[@z-splosion9086]

"Now release the murder hornets" might be the most perfectly timed joke ever

[@aaghovia]

energy is impeccable they really must have missed each other

[@JV-zf5lq]

Jeff trying to defend Scott. “Let him have it”...

[@CheeseBurgerSugar]

Best Todd’s ever looked! I love it

[@stephaniemartinez8105]

“Are you still trying to convince yourself” 😂😂

[@jenea7035]

How Jason is almost 50 and his hairline isn’t receding

[@brianda5793]

Because some people have good hair genes 🧬

[@doronshalom4775]

@@brianda5793 i'm jealous

[@Claudia-sw1ff]

David Dobrik could never

[@julia9557]

Claudia 😂💀

[@mckennadoran839]

Jeff is like the the funniest of the Vlog Squad

[@TheBunnylover13]

the chaos in this video is my fav

[@teslamodelxp100d6]

"do you guys think this will get me a girlfriend?" literally everyone there:

[@FHDTV]

"we're gonna send the kids back to school with guns"

[@slightlywormy6089]

7:00 Zane is just dancing meanwhile Jeff gets his bat ready 😂😂

[@wizdagoat1296]

The transition from Scott’s dog and burning man was clean

[@shurog1728]

Zane is gonna get out of this quarantine with a FULL head of hair 🤷‍♀️ the timing is perfect for him

[@endritabdulahi]

Nobody: Jeff: Making everyone’s quarantine better

[@DogPigLover]

jason and todds laugh in sync gives me life

[@meganparker9478]

Scot is the best. You open up ways to talk about mental health. Jeff thank you for making people voice there opinions.

[@illeatyourass6858]

Todd looks like that guy that lives with his mom on “The Wolf of Wall Street”😂😂😂

[@ZUNNI333]

- T R U N K Z - hE DOES 🤣😭

[@benhur6405]

You mean Jon Bernthal?

[@benjaminelswick6759]

I know 😂😂😂💀💀

[@liquidmarine]

“Let em watch, let em waaaach”

[@mr.n476]

You mean John Bernthal character Brad 😂

[@shayannesarsoza1424]

'this was honestly one of your best videos' - me every single time jeff posts a new video

[@seussyyy]

This was by far the best video in the series 😂😂😂

[@chargood2981]

Ur videos r getting better Jeff