Nellie the Potato-Faced Humpty B*tch with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast

[@NouNejm-tx9lr]

Katya, you'll get through this because ooh there ain't no other way!

[@Eyes_Unclouded]

Amen 👏

[@Ok_Thanks]

She’s layin low, slaying the hunty boots ❤️

[@DontStartWithMe.]

Huh

[@SacredArcana]

AINT NO OTHA WAY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@kab9706]

Katya is strong and resilient, she can always beat it up like a bongoooo

[@BriaBlack]

Trixie in drag and Katya out of drag means Trixie is abt to be extra nastyyy and katya is abt to be extra giggling. Lets get it.

[@snakey319]

Triixe either is going or coming from a job.

[@juliacastro8505]

@@snakey319 YES HAHAHA

[@IAmStardustLady]

This is so golden😂

[@astridmrkich]

OMG, how did I get halfway through the episode without noticing this (and only did b/c I saw your comment!)

[@jerrysizzler44]

holy shit i didn't even realize they were not both in drag, or both not in drag, until i read this. i'm truly desensitized haha

[@QueenMarceline47]

I wouldn't mind awhile without the pod if it means both Trixie and Katya can rest and heal. Seriously, I need these two to get so fucking old, I need T&K grandma drag. Please take care🩷❤️

[@simplenough]

They should take the rest of the year off. Do nothing. Come back strong next year with Season 9

[@HellocarlyK]

This!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@panthercat38]

YES. YES. YES.

[@stanclark8824]

That would be true entertaintment!

[@MaxOakland]

Yes but I think the pod is probably the least strenuous thing they do. Touring and doing shows seems like the really hard part

[@FlacidMilk]

Katya you’ll get through this. You did this once and you can kick it’s a*s again. Wishing you nothing but the best.

[@miguelhuerta4561]

3 times*

[@hotjuices2]

@@miguelhuerta4561 and… one of those times was incredibly successful and statistically very impressive. addiction recovery is not weighed by how many times you have tried something. the fact that she (i assume) relapsed and knew immediately to go to rehab is so amazing and so promising. idk what point your trying to make, maybe its an innocuos correction but it doesnt fully read that way

[@FlacidMilk]

@@miguelhuerta4561 what was even the point of trying to correct that? Did it make you feel good?

[@Wuffskers]

The thing I remember about that 2004 tsunami was this British 10 year old girl who had just learned the signs of a tsunami in geology class recently and tried to warn everyone, no one believed her at first but her dad saw how panicked she was and decided to mention it to some security guy who was Japanese and knew a bit about tsunamis and took it more seriously and was able to evacuate the beach and it ended up saving like a couple hundred people. Like kudos to her for saying that, for spilling.

[@katjau_]

Damn knowledge really is power. What a queen!

[@beans8750]

This sounds so fake queen

[@Wuffskers]

@@beans8750 well guess what Mimi, you can look it up, her name is Tilly Smith, she even has a snopes page that's confirmed true

[@gnocchi6610]

What a fierce little mama

[@ReverendSparkles]

​@beans8750 her name was Tilly Smith. She has a Wikipedia & lots of news articles about this.

[@NikkoTanGoogle]

miss katya im not your friend but i care about you as someone who has given me so much joy! take care mommaa

[@kaisla_onerva]

Samee❤️❤️ love her and i hope she is doing welll

[@adrian_hook]

1:52 Trixie declining Kennedy's call from the set of Mistress Isabelle Brook's KZbin thing

[@hihowareya4004]

Lmaooo I thought the same thing 😂

[@jthomas1227]

Almost wish she would’ve answered because seeing her answer FaceTime just to see Kennedy in Trixie drag would’ve been the crossover event of the century

[@ellellios]

Sending Katya all the love and support ❤️ thinking of her and Trixie! Happy to wait for more episodes in the future if Trixie and Katya are taking a well deserved break. We’ll be here when they’re ready!

[@Eyes_Unclouded]

Yes❤️

[@Ludesto]

Yes ❤️

[@Throatzillaaa]

Love them both and when I read the announcement about the tour, I felt for Katya in my heart, as an addict myself whose been clean since 2014; the truth is that addicts still struggle sometimes (even after almost a decade of not using, I totally get it). Do you think this was filmed previously, I assume? I am hoping Katya is in an in-patient rehab facility ❤

[@Eyes_Unclouded]

@@Throatzillaaa yes this was filmed around easter

[@XNinaSophie]

Just know everyone will understand if yall take a nice long break

[@Eyes_Unclouded]

Yes ❤️

[@Ok_Thanks]

They really do work extremely hard. The stage shows with all the choreography must be grueling.

[@GlitterSn1ffer]

I thought this episode was good

[@XNinaSophie]

@@GlitterSn1ffer me too! really enjoyed it

[@LaLaLopez1999]

Not me

[@pootlovatowashere]

Katya is a mindset, a religion, a way of being .... even if you took a 20yr break and came back as an elderly woman, we'd still love you mama. Addiction and mental health are nothing to play around about, so proud of you Katya for seeking treatment and external support, that's never easy especially with addiction! We love you and we're all rooting for you! Sending you so much love

[@poprocks338]

Could not have put it more perfectly ❤❤

[@magnumdorkus4222]

At this point, ive normalised trixie's look in my head so much that i didnt even realise that trixie was in drag and katya wasnt lolllllll

[@moby1603]

"He was in a cave. There was a big stone. It was pretty fierce."

[@TheRealSubourbonMermaid]

Our girls are going through it right now. Health comes first, ladies...so glad you're making it top priority. All the love xoxo

[@richcampbell6808]

Men. Seek help

[@magnus_bane]

​@@richcampbell6808why are you so upset girl?

[@annacobb1140]

I have started using Trixie deep sigh then "let's take a break" in my everyday life and it's made me look forward to the moments I used to loathe

[@FumerPue]

I personally use that at funerals.

[@LoddyDah]

Ya know.... It's the little things. We all can use a little therapy and self help these days and it comes in whichever form we need it. 🙏💙😌

[@dominicfromgermany]

Sisterrr, kudos for saying that, for podcasting ❤ Sending love to Katya, you (both) deserve some time off (for yourself) and we'll be here when you get back ❤❤❤❤

[@roguesnek654]

TRIXIE DISCOVERED VORE 😂😭💀

[@creepyspookyicky]

I am losing my mind over this & desperately need them to watch the King of Vore movie!! Also, would love for them to discover DOLCETTE in a much better way than I did (living alone in a little apartment right next to the scary woods. I was working at a redneck bar & pretty much every male patron looked like the men in the cartoons. I was beyond unhappy after discovering how kinky up north rednecks are & how I could absolutely see that shit going down somewhere up there😿)

[@Jesus_Greebus]

Honestly I've been waiting for her to talk about it because she always talks about the kinks she learns about and they were getting closer and closer to vore 😂

[@PhillipE1210]

I KNOW i said the same thing 😂

[@argella_d6046]

i'm gagged (no pun intended) that katya has never heard of it!

[@fakebrainclub]

"Fright gooning" I love learning new things

[@babyjayneraps]

We love you, Katya. Wishing you a speedy + complete recovery. 🩷

[@theoriginal1971]

Aww what a nice surprise! I thought it’ll be a while until we get a new ep. Thank you for the treat, ladies 💖❤️

[@a_screamin_queen]

My new favorite game is to Play along and scream out the words of the things they're describing but don't know the name for. "VORE!" "JONAH!"

[@kv8441]

Ayyo wait do u know the “name” Trixie was tryna think of right before she went on her fafsa tangent? lol she was like “it sounds like fafsa” or something 😅

[@cgittings]

@@kv8441AFAB?

[@TaraDikhof]

THANK YOU FOR THE SHOUT OUT TARA DIKHOF SUPREMACY!!!!!!!!!!

[@AnneOnymaus]

Werk! 👏🏻

[@lauranydb7979]

Love the name

[@iamnotaconcept]

"we don't squat enough in the west" is on the short list of Katya quotes to get tattooed

[@rozeromanov]

i will keep rewatching as many old episodes as i can while katya is away, we love you both so much

[@jcybarra1]

The Cosby show joke, "some of those problems took longer to solve ultimately." 💀

[@thespywholovedme1]

Loboda in L.A. was March 29. Hope our Katy got to see her🥲Sending love and healing to you both❤‍🩹💖

[@tabs5812]

Katy’s looks like such a kind lovely gentleman whenever Trixie’s in drag and she’s not

[@MooMooFutch]

In my mind, Katya has run off in to the woods of Chile and I’m fine with any hiatus if it means Katya reappears healthy and happy.

[@misscoconutgirl]

❤❤Katya, you’re loved by so many. We’re your cheering section. We’re your tribe. We’re rooting for your success.❤❤

[@quantafreeze]

I'm so grateful for the pod cast. If it needs to pause I understand. Best health!

[@mizstories9646]

Love the episode like always! Katya we are all here for you!!! Take care of yourself! Trixie, take a break. Let yourself heal. We will all be here when you are both back.

[@pillowvibes]

for anyone wondering…Amish paradise - 41M streams, gangsta’s paradise - 1.6B streams

[@EarthCitizen3]

No one's wondering.

[@pillowvibes]

@@EarthCitizen3 ok????

[@johnny-qc8qf]

@@EarthCitizen3i was…

[@nahimgood4]

I was! I listen to these to gts so I was not about to fact check that shit, thanks

[@hannahvandehei4735]

I shouldn’t be surprised that someone like Trixie would think Amish Paradise is more popular but my jaw dropped. Who in their right mind would really think that was true 😭

[@ataliesimpson]

Seeing this while looking for a B&TB episode to relisten to (as I do nightly) made me tear up. You two are my fave and bring me so much joy. Sending so much support and prayers to both of you🫶🏻🎉Cant wait to listen tomorrow!!!!

[@raoul22]

Katya you're gonna slay the dolls, fiercely and hunty. Rooting for you, cuz ooh there ain't no other way! Stay strong diva.

[@freeswiggly]

Omg I thought Trixie was talking about that Mac & Me scene and I was like “wow, Nellie had range”

[@strawberryaying]

missing katya so much! i hope she gets all the help she needs 🤍

[@janni_cabanero]

We will be here waiting for you, Katya Marie Joy!!

[@marc8h726]

I sit double crossed like Naomi Campbell when I’m not even thinking about it. So I’m surely gonna be in a wicker wheelchair.

[@isaacspeyer1129]

No truly I’ll find myself crisscross applesauce at random like it’s miss Fanny’s 1st grade classroom again.

[@sapphirelightning2399]

“That’s your man” *timid voice* “mmhmm that’s mine”…girl when i tell you I hollered I love that video so much 🤣🤣

[@anonymixx8106]

8:05 "get the fafsa off the screen im not DOING THAT" me twice a year 😂

[@Kabaladamawomasp]

My parents were at a burial and an old man in a wheelchair started careening down the hill and everyone was struggling to stay sombre and not laugh

[@bondfool]

Obligatory “do not use BetterHelp, they will harm you” comment.

[@arininquotes8396]

Adding on: Therapy is awesome, BetterHelp is not!

[@bondfool]

@@arininquotes8396 I can’t tell if you’re saying BetterHelp is not awesome or not therapy, but either way, you are correct.

[@arininquotes8396]

@@bondfool Both!

[@Atheenah]

Better help is garbage. Don’t use it.

[@johnny-qc8qf]

sorry if this is a dumb question but why? genuinely curious!! not trying to defend them lol i just see so many people who are sponsored by better help but i’ve never really done more research on it.

[@anneitsanne]

Sending Love & Healing Vibes to one of my favorite drag duos, Trixie and Katya!!!!! I love y'all. The 2 of you are a gift, a serotonin boost, two goblins , and three nipples.

[@Posies_blooms_buds]

Omg gremlins when the old lady flys out the window from her electric stairway chair! 😂

[@schlageschlage]

I used to rewind that scene so much that it destroyed my original vhs copy 👴

[@christinamichelleee]

@@schlageschlageyesssss 🤣

[@harvardnshorty]

Love to my favorite queens. Take all the time you need, we'll be here in the long run!

[@theslitherysylvie4010]

Whomever writes the description box text for this podcast deserves all the checks, dollars, and coins. Every episode it never dissapoints!

[@AmelieHewett]

Omg I had never read the description. Amazing 😂❤️

[@DiMagnolia]

Thank you for letting us know 😂

[@heybigbender]

The panicked "SHARKS?" had me rolling.

[@helenedurly6028]

The transitions in this conversation were everything

[@Beave96]

Talks about how we shouldn’t be crossing our legs, but then they immediately cross their legs again 😂

[@vs2956]

Hope both of you get some good rest. We're all rooting for you, Katya! Sending so much love and gratitude for you showing us what it's like to love yourself even when it's fucking hard.

[@3435rob]

not trixie in drag, we getting fed

[@whoevenisthatlady]

while she will be eating, we will finally be EATINGGG

[@hwanpaulo]

That's aranxa

[@lizabethmichelle]

She probably had a gig immediately before or after the pod lol

[@fionadevon8067]

Katua is soooooo funny😂even when she reads the ads. Especially when😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤I'm laughing Now

[@izatwin]

I'm an elderly of 42. that sequence in Little House was NOT a dream. Laura Ingalls serves it up to Nelly for being a bully to everyone. I don't wan to spoil the episode, so I won't say any more. y'all won't see this comment anyway. Why am I still alive? Little House On the Prairie was a lovely show.

[@manuelgomez3635]

Thangs girl! I recall this! You are doing god’s work

[@WeirdEuropean]

Trixie talking about Vore was not on my 2024 bingo card 😂

[@lefty9605]

WE LOVE YOU KATYA! ❤

[@WoofWolfyX]

Love you both so much! Katya please take your time to heal ❤️ and Trixie please get yourself a break too. You both have been working so hard. We all love you and want you two to be around for a long time, so you gals focus on you. We are here to support you!

[@marthav6640]

Katya and I are on the same algorithm. The drake passage, the tsunami etc. lmao love that.

[@alexi8741]

Madame Katya, Love u hag ❤ hope ur doing well and pls don’t feel pressured to reopen any fresh wounds or dig up old bones when u come back. All the love and support is incredible and shows you’re truly treasured by the community, but don’t feel pressured into making a grand statement or anything if you don’t want to when ur back. If u just wanna bonk, bonk, beat it up, then that’s ur prerogative and in fact mama kudos for saying that, for spilling.

[@coopercrush1637]

@KPopp 17:30 Tara-dikov! The fashion Model!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@areynoso]

Living for Katya’s smirk trying to have this conversation 😂😂😂 37:07

[@laurelbyrnes2633]

Was just going to say that wheelchair scene is an Amy Sedaris posting classic, and I never not laugh 😂

[@alexhavenn]

2:32-3:07 is comedy gold! I am in tears lol!

[@JessTheory]

These pods give us so much dopamine❤

[@Eyes_Unclouded]

I know these are filmed weeks in advance, but I hope Katya is doing ok ❤️

[@pip262]

Love to both of you. Take a serious amount of time off and look after yourselves. We'll all be here when you come back ❤

[@chelseybc]

i can tell katya is trying hard not to laugh when she says klarna lmao

[@alexismcdonell2192]

The best is one episode was sponsored by Best Fiends and Katya reads it so dead ass and then says "I'm on level 1" as in she hasn't used it lol.

[@Imberis]

Tara Dickoff is an AMAZING name. It's so ridiculous. So absurd. So funny.

[@rrrrrr-yo7sz]

9:26 the hairstylist’s clients usually have issues with overstimulation and or ptsd so she just says that to make them feel more comfortable.

[@Piddypng]

Yes! It offends me a little when people are outraged at that hairstylist. I feel like it's pretty easy to empathize with someone with PTSD who gets triggered from strangers touching them. Or if they have sensory sensitivities and being suddenly touched. Hairstylists can be pretty rough. You get grabbed, spun, unknown items put in your hair near your face... It can be a lot

[@abbifee4392]

@@PiddypngI know this is old but I always just thought the phrasing would make more sense if they asked like “ready to start?” Instead of “can I touch you” because that would make me uncomfortable but if it works for their clients that’s great

[@danhoenn]

I’d give up Bald and the Beautiful forever if it meant that Katya could get the time she needs to recover. Would really really hate for Katya to feel obliged to return to making content before she’s ready

[@joannamagill6804]

Massive shout out to both these two. Katya, we love you. Please take your time in recovery and I hope you get all the love and support you need and Trixie, love you. Stay strong, don’t work too hard, you deserve a rest too. You both bring so much laughter and happiness to a lot of people and that’s one of the best things in the world. I’m sure that comes at a price to yourselves and we all really love you and thank you. ❤❤

[@mkp993]

The fact that it took almost five minutes for my brain to register that Trixie was in drag and katya wasn’t is a testament to the amount of drag content I watch

[@stella8704]

yayyy I was hoping we would get katya this week too❤️ sending so much love

[@lindsaynevitt8373]

Ugh the gridlocked drive to LAX. I took a shuttle from my hotel, had a major claustrophobic panic attack, and ended up walking the shoulder of the 405 shaky and sweaty to another hotel. Loathe LA traffic.

[@robinzaratecastillo2240]

I'm so happy for the transparency these ladies deserve the rest and I'm happy katyas taking the steps to help herself. I want to see them grow old!

[@ez-tn8ic]

Making a the bald and the beautiful letterboxd list and Oh boy this episode killed me

[@steener5884]

Y’all need to be in What We Do In The Shadows! If that show ends and you are not two bald emotional vampires I will cry until I puke

[@novatm13]

Im sorry, i did not expect today of all days for them to talk about Vore so casually LMAO

[@VexedJarOnRude]

Love you forever Katya, sending you all the strength and courage to you beautiful soul!

[@EthanAntalosky]

everything about this episode is EXACTLY what i needed today bump bump beat it up

[@Gaspardicles]

wild to me that trixie did not know who monica bellucci was and katya introduced her as one of the brides in dracula, really humbling if you think about it

[@ursulageorgeson7086]

'Nobody ever said a decade of the splits with no stretching, and hard drug use, would lead to arthritis.' True, true love.

[@thomaskelliher]

Trixie mentioning Vore wasnt on my 2024 bingo card.

[@OhBudel1965]

I never expected to hear Brian Eno's name mentioned on Bald n' Beautiful but oh my god I'm gonna see him every week from now on. This news has made my week.

[@aalflyguy1184]

Did anyone else have to Google the Nellie wheelchair scene? I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! I could watch that on a loop!

[@gogoartqueen4]

This is so joyous 🥰 friendship you guys 🥲

[@isawolfe5114]

Why did that liquid death ad kiiiiilllll me 😂😂

[@Stephen_Joseph]

4:49 "Marty, I'm scared!"

[@LaWyswys]

The Lord Jesus: coming out of the cave alive Katya: it’s pretty fierce

[@MFrederickM]

Katya's look is Vivian Westwood... inspired.

[@bluekiki99]

@MFrederickM Ba ha ha! Good one 😂

[@gdnh]

The Barbara impersonation sounded like Mhiya’s Cher impersonation

[@cassiebabyyyyy]

katya we are all rooting for you! we will all miss you so much but your health and sobriety come first❤️ i’ll be waiting here patiently for your return😌

[@Regan-h4r]

This cool toned trixie looks fab

[@Throatzillaaa]

YES! I'm here for the MONICA BELLUCCI appreciation. She is sooo stunning.

[@brunatendrich5213]

We love you so much Katya! We'll be waiting for you. ❤

[@pamelacarden2426]

The funniest Barbara Streisand movie is Whats Up Doc. Hysterical. You will love it!

[@tyson3577]

The Liquid Death Ad was deff Oscar Worthy!!!!

[@polisherci]

yes 😂 listened the whole way through

[@wlb2j]

I love that you guys are talking about Cher, she's my all time favorite diva!

[@anastasiawisteria]

there’s no content that is more comforting when i hit rock bottom than hitting the old shuffle on the entire TBATB playlist

[@jbghumanjr]

Katya asking Trixie a "would you rather" question, answering it herself then moving on.

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

“Anita New Name” is actually a fucking hilarious drag name tho

[@paulinaconstainrs2045]

I cant with the fact that Trixie doesnt know about Monica Belucci