Neo Turf Masters: Faint of Heart - PART 1 - Game Grumps VS

[@SPOOFY_D]

It's golfing on Mount Fuji.

[@JohnJohnsonLetsPlays]

That joke was a hole in one.

[@SPOOFY_D]

Yeah. It's on par with most of my humor.

[@MasterSwordRemix]

Well...Im a birdie at....I got nothing.

[@jonathanmenard9860]

Master Sword I thought your attempt was pretty fair..._way_

[@003dylan]

Let's not let these jokes get out of bounds.

[@SupaPhly0]

as a proud owner of a neogeo arcade system with over 20 carts... the games on this collection are set to "free play" that's why the timer doesn't go out

[@TemplarOfBacon]

God the animation on the golfer swings is beautiful.

[@DrBachur]

*Give up this hole?* I MOST CERTAINLY WILL NOT

[@NurseValentineSG]

King of Fighters? Art of Fighting? Fatal Fury? Metal Slug? OH BOY. EVERYONES DREAM. LET'S PLAY SOME FUCKING GOLF.

[@powergannon]

*Looks at character select* Okay, so it looks like you can play as Michael J. Fox, Hank Green, Kenny from the Walking Dead, Guy Fieri, Bigby Wolf, or angry Asian Danny.

[@JohnJohnsonLetsPlays]

It's an all star cast, really.

[@robfiasco4107]

I knew it, Veteran does look like Kenny!

[@Adam-cq2yo]

First thing I noticed n that screen. No Canadians. I'm pretty sure we play golf too. 😕

[@tahutoa]

Adam VanDerHoeven too busy watching hockey while eating pancakes with maple syrup.

[@Adam-cq2yo]

tahutoa That's how you get the weak of my kind to rage in one sentence. Also, saying "aboot" helps I hear, but I have never actually heard the word spoken aloud, irl or online.

[@reesercliff]

Neo Turf Masters is one of the best sports games ever made.

[@AllurinGirl31]

Dude, I just played it and it's indeed quite a blast!

[@pizzadudemanguy]

The Veteran looks like Mr. Wilson.

[@Blizzard199X]

Get outta here!

[@zakharris9245]

His name is Mr. Wilson and he's here to say He's gonna whack his balls onto the fairway! What're you doing in the bunker? Get outta there! GET OUTTA THERE!

[@raibenjamindasilva5042]

I'mma learn ya how to play golfball

[@EHKOS]

***** And he's yelling at a black guy XD

[@ShelCorporation]

Yeah and he's good at golf but his favorite sport is really TENNIS!!!!!

[@volcanope]

This is like the 10th time I'm watching this series, one of my all-time favorites!

[@raeantczak5919]

It's been 0 days since Arin last beatboxed

[@pixelvapour1960]

Love Hinoka

[@notapplicable8231]

Laurence Hammond Hana waifu for laifu

[@Zelteon]

I know Jon was the big Banjo fan of the Grumps, but I would really love to see Dan and Arin play Banjo-Tooie.

[@cjcskittlez]

They should play Nuts and Bolts.

[@FaceUnreality]

There will only be more complaints that Jon isnt on.

[@cjcskittlez]

FaceUnreality Good, this popcorn i have could use some salt.

[@Zelteon]

FaceUnreality You're probably right though. Even if they grabbed it off the shelf one day and wanted to play it I don't think they would, just to avoid the clusterfuck of Jon comments.

[@cd2220]

Do you really think Arin could handle the non-linearness of Tooie? I don't think I could handle it. They could barely even manage Kazooie and that game is pretty self contained.

[@KeiichiO]

>Was born in 1996 >"1996 was a good year." ~Danny. >Giggles stupidly

[@michaelrashford6925]

I'm a 1996 baby as well! ^O^

[@KeiichiO]

Mike Rashford Yay~! *Fives*

[@michaelrashford6925]

David-Lee-Goth Bro I don't care...just chill.

[@michaelrashford6925]

Rinku - The Hero of Time #Team1996

[@KeiichiO]

David-Lee-Goth What the hell is wrong with you?

[@Hopohoo2]

Neo Turf Masters has godlike jams, especially German level has music that was made for sex

[@Zerox5861]

Reminds me of T Square

[@Selsius96]

15:39 Both golfers: We're terrible! Crowd: *applauds*

[@Selsius96]

You know what I was doing in '96? Being born...

[@Kaalcite]

I was learning how not to crap my pants.

[@LdotEdotD]

Me too!

[@yoshiyoestar]

I was -3 years . The world wasn't ready....

[@KratosAurionPlays]

Supertron I know what you mean. I was 4 in 96

[@Selsius96]

Supertron Unless you're 65+ you're not old...

[@kirbaaaay]

IT'S SNOWING ON MT. FUJI

[@ITALIANN1NJA1]

If the weather was actually snowing I would've lost my shit.

[@EchoL0C0]

We are golfing on Mt. Fuji! It's finally happening!

[@Hodgetnd]

I think you mean Mr. fuji

[@SuperTwacks]

www.mountain-forecast.com/peaks/Fuji-san/forecasts/1000 It's not snowing on Fuji-San. :(

[@thetoraj]

Def by Nazca. Pretty sure the music was composed by the same guy who did Metal Slug.

[@machineaphex]

Dunno why, I always come back to this series. It's so soothing to my soul for some reason...

[@Playeressence]

Ha! we're the same age. I was 9 in 96 too. I was watching Hey Arnold

[@Askme4ful]

“I love you” “I love you too”

[@pizzadudemanguy]

My name is Mr. Veteran and I'm here to say, I'm gonna smack this ball in a major way! What're you doing on my turf? Get outta here. ...GET OUTTA HERE!

[@Bawgle]

12:28 More like the birdie he has to bear.

[@ITALIANN1NJA1]

We should just start sending them games that have Mt. Fuji in them and see of they begin to notice.

[@JohnJohnsonLetsPlays]

I know they already have Finish February, but next year how about Fuji February?

[@ricofriaslivecom]

JohnJohnsonLetsPlays WHAT IS FINISH FEBUARY

[@JohnJohnsonLetsPlays]

Something the Grumps alluded to during their panel at Magfest. Basically, finishing unfinished games.

[@ricofriaslivecom]

JohnJohnsonLetsPlays ...like?

[@JohnJohnsonLetsPlays]

Wasn't mentioned

[@svinjamaria]

Man, I was BORN when Spacehog came out. I *still* listen to them!

[@LegoKiva]

"So I'll blip...and blap...yess.." -Daniel Avidan 2015

[@WhitewaterDrummer]

Best part about "In The Meantime" is that the bass player is also the singer.

[@cjcskittlez]

"I gotta go down"-Arin 2015 "I get to watch you"-Danny 2015

[@Pioxys]

It can be golf, tennis, or watching the paint dry. SNK always make their games have the most badass music!

[@sirlancealot7681]

Dan just chipped the ball straight in the hole. He has accomplished more things than Iever have in my entire golf experience.

[@legatobluedream]

This is my favorite golf game of all time. So happy to see the Grumps take it on.

[@sadade32]

As a computer scientist and a nerd, I hate the stereotypical nerd image. We dont all speak from the nose and talk about tech ALL the time. Just about 90% of the time.

[@xTom4Tomx]

I just wanted to say that Ive been suffering from severe depression and having pretty dark thoughts for a while now. I barely have energy to eat but I always make it to this channel for my three daily episodes. They brighten my day when little else will. Wish I could join you guys. Thanks so much :]

[@NintendoCapriSun]

Yeah Spacehog were pretty rad. The album was pretty poopy until you got to those last three songs though, "The Last Dictator", "Zeroes" and "Never Coming Down Part 2". Then of course there was the 2nd album, The Chinese Album, which came out around the same time as OoT. I will forever feel like "Mumbo City" is an homage to the Gorons.

[@GeeEm1313]

Alternative music was an alternative to good music.

[@charleswisconsin9196]

@@GeeEm1313 whatever you say gramps.

[@huggybear40]

In the meantime is one of best songs from the 90's. Resident Alien was just a fantastic album all around, can't believe you're referencing them on your show.

[@Dandicoot1]

We are playing golf On Mt. Fuji without snow It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

[@KoalaBear1273]

Dan: "What were you doing in 1996?" Me: "Being born."

[@danielbevan50]

The snow glows white on Mt. Fugi tonight.

[@jadevenator5659]

"I would LOOOOVVVVE to have more neogeo games" said Arin Hintdropper Hanson to open up this episode of Game Grumps. Why don't you just come out and say, "Hey, send me your valuable games so I don't have to buy them."

[@anAngryHamster]

Arin should have a shock collar that goes off whenever he tries to beatbox.

[@shawesum]

I like how Danny and Arin talked at a lower volume through this episode, almost like they were actual golf announcers

[@mushroomdude123]

These graphics remind me of a GBA game. Instant 10/10

[@funnyscares595]

I was 5 in 1996, but I remember so much. My first airplane ride, going to Disney World, kindergarten, barfing onstage during the holiday concert, good times.

[@KratosAurionPlays]

Yes indeed it is a lovely day for golf. It's pouring rain right now XD

[@theduh1011]

But it would never pour rain on Mt. Fuji

[@KratosAurionPlays]

theduh1011 What how did you know I lived on Mt. Fuji?

[@theduh1011]

Sssshhhhhh.....

[@In6My6Darkness6]

I love watching You guys videos. They make life a lil bit more easy.

[@Ryusuta]

I don't know what type of game I was expecting with a title like "Neo Turf Masters," but a golf game wasn't it.

[@petrusamp7792]

why? I played this in the 90's.

[@charleswisconsin9196]

@@petrusamp7792 you knoe that doesnt mean everybody did, right? there's even this crazy chance they were only a wee babby in the 90s. totally wild right? crazy concept.

[@icuseriously3346]

The animation on the golfers, as they swing, is really good for 96.

[@JOman04]

Laugh at this game, then look at what the original cartridge goes for on ebay.

[@sergiovalencia9074]

Jason Lipinski $30000 on eBay for turf masters

[@theblondone315]

all of the playable characters have the same basic face shape with minor differences in details like hair or has accessories... now that's quality

[@sandman8496]

Golf..... Golf never changes

[@silentantagonist2333]

Fluffy Pigeon Golf... I'm just here to ruin the pattern

[@captainjurgh8142]

Fun Fact: This game was made by Nazca Corporation, the company that made Metal Slug and came a month before MS.

[@krieg1583]

that metal slug music and is a golf game...

[@perfectmachine661]

Surprised no one else referenced metal slug.

[@petrusamp7792]

where is the metal slug music?

[@perfectmachine661]

Petrus Amp There isn't really metal slug music, just a similar jazzy style. Love that music.

[@petrusamp7792]

Eddie Camacho I thought that was the case. Just wanted to make sure I didn't miss something here, and SNK was using the same samples in different games or something.

[@TheMajinV]

Man, this collection looks like it has a lot of solid games.

[@AaronThatFilmFan]

Neo-Geo should join the console wars again. Bring back the good old "fucking giant cartridges"

[@JohnJohnsonLetsPlays]

It'd be the greatest coup in history. Lay low for years and then just randomly jump back into the game.

[@exceedcharge1]

And they will win using the 5 people who still know what neo geo is Its a kind of food right?

[@SanjiSasuke]

"The XBox One, PS4 and Wii U can't compete with the NEOGEO Rebirth. At only $1200 you can get the best console on the market. Each game is carefully crafted and fairly priced at $80. All 25 of them."

[@itsacharcoalice]

I...I don't think fucking giant cartridges should be a thing. Sounds like it hurts.

[@AllurinGirl31]

Ever heard of the Neo Geo X?

[@ChemicaaLz]

*Arin:* "I actually have a Neogeo, but I only have one game. I would love to have more Neogeo games." *Translation:* "pls send me u neogoe gams"

[@zmanswat9524]

I know this is weird, but the music in this game sounds similar to metal slug soundtrack, did Hiya compose for this game?

[@dirtyxmind]

Neo Geo ~

[@averyshows]

It definitely sounds familiar I thought it was almost mario kartish

[@n0isyturtle]

Yes

[@LucasTigy2]

i noticed this as well. it said "nazca" at the beginning of this game. nazca made the first metal slug and this game apparently, so i'm pretty sure they just used the same sound guy/audio program.

[@KirbyPhelpsPK]

I'm LOVING the sprite work in this game.

[@tbthegr81]

Been listening a lot to MovieMasterAl's GG Remix "Golf", had to watch the original material a wee bit :D

[@petrusamp7792]

whats the remix you refer to?

[@DharmaDaniel]

Best golf game ever made.

[@MappyTheSquire]

Guys, you sounded REALLY tired in this one. It didn't even sound like you were having fun. Don't run yourselves so ragged that you end up hitting a wall. Take a little break if you have to. We'll understand. You guys deserve it.

[@Munimun]

I dunno, this game is kinda boring to watch. Golf games in general, really.

[@stephenfrog]

Except they only do this like once every two weeks and they make a metric shit ton of cash. Have you seen the Grumpspace? Arins fucking rich.

[@MuffinsArcade]

how could I have forgotten that beautiful masterpiece which neo turf masters! OH WOE IS ME!!

[@gusinater]

Wtf are all the mount Fuji jokes about ok never got them

[@DarkAngelEU]

I LOVE these colours and animations :D it reminds me of end-of-the-millenium arcades, they were so saturated almost as if they were oozing from the screen... Can anyone hit me up with some more of these games? I can look at these for hours

[@yoshiyoestar]

Mor lik.... "Neo TURD masters" amirite ? lol 17/10 #wxxxXxRextxxXx

[@Blizzard199X]

On the Green? More like Smoking the Green! #420blazeit

[@itsJojoCha]

Only giving 53,4/10: "Not enough underscore." -INLG, 2012

[@maribakumon]

Neo Turf Masters Is a phenomenal game. It's snowing on Mt.Fuji.

[@musicandanimeare]

In 1996 I was busy shittin my pants and drinking milk Because I was an infant

[@silentantagonist2333]

artandmusic in 1996 I was just genetic material that had yet to be produced

[@Eco419]

something that i love about this neo-geo games is the smooth BGM so damn chill

[@NameAndSomeNumbers]

golf... why...? why...?

[@TheWhippleEffect]

Oh God YES, this game is awesome~! From the same fools that made Metal Slug, so you Know it's got dope music 6:38 - Holy shit Danny, pro move! You have no idea how hard it is to Chip-In PRO-TIP: Get it in that green bit on the end for a Power Boost OTHER-PRO TIP: The Back 9 will jack you up.

[@ZERO9098767]

Came in expecting a fighting/beat-em-up game, based on the game's title, got golf... Fucking regular ass, boring ass golf...

[@JamesDX2032]

This isn't just regular ass, boring ass golf. It's fucking Neo Turf Masters

[@hyperactivehyena]

Oh my god I just bonded with Sexbang so hard. Spacehog was my JAM in 1996. Even though I was like five.

[@makerofdeath101]

"1996, what were uh, you doing?" me: "being born"

[@eduardazo]

Those last 5 seconds should totally be animated!

[@EinDose]

This music is so great, it's my new summer jam.

[@Laurenshappyplace]

OMG THE ENDING WAS ADORABLE

[@Typhoidinator]

I was being born in 1996 and Dan loved that year, I feel loved :3

[@captweirdbeard]

There's something magical about this era of arcade games. I've never seen this game in my life before, but the graphics and the music and the everything just gets me so high on nostalgia. Also, how the hell did Dan pull 6:38 off?

[@meganmisaki4429]

I like the music in this game. IT’s nostalgic👀

[@JGatsby321]

Arin, I also own a neo-geo cabinet owner. The games are really expensive, but I recently got the 161 in 1 cart. Which, if it wasn't apparent, has 161 games on one cartridge. It's a bootleg cart (from some chinese company I think) so you have to be okay with that. It works pretty well and includes a lot of great games like almost all the king of fighters, all the metal slugs, and kizuna encounter. Some of the games are mods so there are only about 98 original games on it, but that's still great. I got mine for around $130. It isn't perfect but if you want the experience of playing sweet games on your cabinet it's a great option for a cheap price.

[@MichaelCutts7]

"This games is so easy" 10 minutes later "God, this game is hard"

[@DUNZODaDON]

The music….heaven

[@donbran92]

Dude, the sprite when the golfer swings is freaking good!

[@CrimsonMoonM]

I'm probably one of very few people to ever own a Neo Geo CDZ, so it's nice to see someone so mainstream cover SNK's games, let alone own Neo Geo hardware in spite of the company's dwindling presence. Us SNK fans can't give up that hole, after all.

[@Zelteon]

That's a thing? This comment actually caught my eye because CDZ are my initials.

[@bentleycorson5044]

Me and my dad would play this game all the time and listen when he hits it on the green

[@MichaelPeterson1982]

So just realized that Danny feels about Spacehog the way I feel about Alien Ant Farm and I feel about Spacehog the way he feels about Alien Ant Farm...trippy.

[@RetroClash95]

That ATCQ reference at 8:50 made my day

[@Funmsx95]

With a brother named Tip and we're ready to flip East coast stompin, rippin, and rompin New York, North Cakalaka, and Compton Checka checka check it out! -- made my day Dan!

[@awesomecdiperson]

Aw man, I love this game! I have it for my Neo Geo and I think it's one of my favorite golf games.

[@ArchTalko]

Not gonna lie, the name got me thinking this'd be a lot more intense than a standard golf game @_@

[@n0isyturtle]

I just realized this means they are going to play Windnjammers soon! FUUUUUUUUUUCK I LOVE WINDJAMMERS!

[@IvanKovresov]

this game is so awesome! man, I wish they did more episodes of this

[@cassiedevereaux-smith3890]

Those swing animations are actually really sweet. They've gotta be rotoscoped (And as I was tying this, Arin mentioned it.) They need to get back to this SNK collection and play some other games.

[@AkinorusDG]

Dude, the art direction on this game is actually super beautiful. I kinda just want a framed shot of one of the golfers with that Mt. Fuji shot in the background. Also, it's snowing on Mt. Fuji.

[@pineapple6000]

As a guy that lives in Jersey. The only thing my state has made me proud of is giving the world Dan.

[@azndynomite1277]

Neo Turf Masters and a Spacehog reference ... I love Game Grumps!

[@4587tish]

The animation in this games is fucking amazing for a 90's game. It's so fluid.

[@JohnJohnsonLetsPlays]

I love the epic "Hell yea!" look the guy on the thumbnail has.

[@dariuslynard158]

Thanks Dan, I really enjoyed that Tribe Called Quest moment you had there. I'll probably play that in my car later.

[@GigaChad-iy2lz]

1996 was a great year!! Mostly because that was when I was born. It was the day the world was blessed with my presence.

[@luridsorcerer]

Oh my God, I had a song stuck in my head for two days now and couldn't remember the name. It was "In the Meantime". Thanks, Danny!

[@TheAnimeBlaze]

3:01 Dan: "1996...That was a good year..What were you doing?" Me: Being born ._.

[@reNINTENDO]

I feel "I just wanna live while I'm alive" is one of those clever lyrics that still sounds stupid even if you know that it's being pretty clever. I shouldn't need to say this, but for anyone strangely confused by it, the "I just wanna live" part is referring to not literal living but making something of yourself/having experiences. That sort of "living" people are always saying in their early 20's.So the line is a play on words of saying "I just wanna have meaningful experiences while I'm alive" (doesn't work with the syllable count as much). But of course it's hard to hear it and not think it's just redundant as fuck. I can see why Dan has issues with it, but I'd argue it's not a bad line; it just sounds bad... which probably makes it a bad line. Then again, Dan has shown examples in the past of not understanding metaphor/other poetic devices in lyrics, which is odd considering he uses them all the time in his own lyrics.

[@Jjchestna]

I think he understands the meaning of the line. It's just so corny that he thinks it's stupid, and I couldn't agree more