Biggest Meatriders In Indie

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[@c0mmas]

i would but then that would mean i meatride u guys

[@E_4mafioso]

​@@c0mmas🤙🏼

[@rhystictomato5635]

“Boygenius is the soundtrack to lesbian ideation with no intention to act” holy fuck I am WHEEZING

[@juljasmah]

say it aint so

[@devilxcity]

LIKE???? Clocked

[@peachymelon9907]

I mean, they aren't wrong so-

[@Not_Dizi]

WHEEZING? LIKE WEEZER? AS IF I COULD LIVE OFF, WORDS AND DREAMS AND A MILLION SCREAMS OH HOW I NEED A HAND IN MINE TO FEEL-

[@NikoBenet]

Phoebe fans are just Swifties who had parents who donated to NPR

[@alanafaria3001]

insanely accurate

[@kitty_koughs]

Sadly accurate

[@meltedWax169]

Depressingly accurate

[@bailagringacovers]

LMAO

[@CINRZ]

Lmao stooooooop

[@AlfoMedia]

"the meatrider shuffle" is an instant classic

[@joe_fish143]

Dead 💀

[@1-866-PAINT-NOW]

im not here to cause no trouble, im just here to do the meatrider shuffle

[@rhekdens]

The meat mixup

[@xx_annoying_baby_zombie_xx834]

Oh my gahd its alfomedia

[@EvanLovesYou]

As soon as i heard him say that i went to the comments

[@swordsfaith8761]

I love meat-based content.

[@2BeanzYoRHa]

i love meat

[@felipo1778]

Huh

[@A-Problem-Child]

😅 me toooo 😻

[@pradabears]

i’m gay

[@masterjenkins8664]

What about meat cringe content

[@juice6953]

this is the most chronically online video I've ever watched. it was funny. would watch another one.

[@rektyrektingson4668]

Dude for real hahaha

[@betsy3096]

i love how you said “would” like i’m not gonna keep watching but i would!!

[@Adyman182]

Spot on, I know a few of these fandoms and love a few of those bands but specifically describing 16 (64 in total) different fandoms is just something else lmao

[@nabi3222]

this is amazing. as a title fight meat rider, i was unaware of how many title fight meat riders exist

[@nabi3222]

we all need therapy

[@collin6728]

Back in the early 2010s there was a meme for title fight meat riders. "We get it, you listen to title fight🙄" because they never shut up about title fight

[@wrythe777]

@@collin6728 and we never will

[@Mark-hu7iu]

i am a title fight meat rider and i will never not be a title fight meat rider

[@jamesreed2888]

​@@Mark-hu7iuliterally me

[@theythemma]

car seat headrest would have won if included

[@siwem.5277]

Was thinking the same thing

[@peachymelon9907]

woah i've been seeing them everywhere lately.. it's scary

[@gabix-e2r]

I guess Neutral Milk Hotel would have been too op to be considered

[@antekm2639]

Different beast fr.

[@annak4233]

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[@annak4233]

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[@Cactus-s6c]

Neutral Milk Hotel and Car Shit Headrest would've been crazy

[@andrewcm9453]

the average slowdive meatrider is either someone who appreciates all of shoegaze in general and talks about the importance of their discography for the genre/scene, or the dude who's in it for the "sad indie boy :c" vibes, doesn't really care for their music outside of souvlaki and fantasizes about 90's rachel goswell being his gf (probably has commented on her physical appearance online)

[@jackdawson5490]

As a big fan of both Alex G and Mac Demarco, Mac fans absolutley blow Alex G fans off the planet in terms of meatriding.

[@SvrakaMagpie]

Came here to say this, I've literally seen people reconstruct their personalities around Mac DeMarco lmao

[@katchupp5067]

as a mac demarco meat rider i could not believe these results

[@Iglooo666]

This is true

[@Tessaonyt]

As a fan of both. Alex G fans currently are way more insane I’d feel way more comfortable watching Mac than I would Alex. It feels like all the TikTok kids who liked Mac a few years ago moved onto Alex G.

[@rainiwakura2430]

you have to look at trends though, sure Mac at his peak easily blew Alex out of the water, but Alex is just way bigger rn with zoomers

[@charredolive]

We need a metal version

[@retro_44]

can't wait for it hope sabaton is in it lol

[@lorenselamjr]

This👆

[@SeymoreSparda]

Per major sub-genre, tho. After that's all done, THEN, the all-star umbrella genre league. (Biggest meat-riders of Death vs. Black vs. Doom, etc.)

[@charredolive]

@@SeymoreSparda I think they'd have to do a generalized group like this video or else that would go on for 200 episodes

[@SeymoreSparda]

@@charredolive Fair enough. I mean, my former comment was meant to give them longevity in terms of content-making. More butter to be spread unto the bread, so to speak.

[@Claire.Phoenix]

As a huge Beach House meat rider this was so spot on, I only got into them because I love beautiful music but 75% of the other Beach House fans I’ve ever met were all awful people

[@kaceydraper]

if title fight has 1000 meat riders I am one of them. if title fight has 100 meat riders I am one of them, if title fight has 10 meat riders I am one of them. if title fight has one meat rider, I’m them.

[@tdogdamuhfukka]

top tier meatriding right here everyone

[@jd1800]

You forgot the last part where you're supposed to say that if they have no meat riders then that means you are dead.

[@notreally-sf3df]

@@jd1800 yeah that's like, the whole fucking point. I find it funny that title fight meat riders don't listen to anything else adjacent and all got into them super late... so they somehow think they were cool. They were always the millhouse wherever they were.

[@nico-yd6fo]

REAL AS FUCK

[@cuhrischen]

I am still the biggest Neo Punk FM meat rider

[@SuperSpeedRaven1]

Shut the fuck up don't take my title

[@ThatCoasterEnthusiast]

Idk man I'm pretty good at meatriding

[@4sh579]

epic

[@SuperSpeedRaven1]

@@ThatCoasterEnthusiast I would like video or photo evidence of your dickriding prowess

[@dylanfigs0417]

I’m the biggest cuhrischen meat rider

[@averybutdifferent5294]

i love that you’re not really bashing anyone for meatriding that much. like they are, and that’s okay. it’s the culture and whatever. we can meatride a little as a treat.

[@nikolas0]

cant wait for the hyperpop/alt pop bracket and the metal bracket

[@ellaebert9020]

ethel cain ABSOLUTELY has more meatriders than slowdive. her fans call her "mother" and listen to her music religiously even though its emotionally wrecking

[@60311]

The way you guys talked about this is insanely accurate wtf

[@jackjackjackjack7]

the lexapro joke is the hardest i’ve laughed in a long time, thank you

[@dweebussxe]

Title Fight meatriders unite

[@angelbzbzbmoralesb7527]

Here 👋

[@jackie-k1q]

narrow head pfp 🤝

[@HiGlowie]

Honestly, I always saw Tame Impala as an indie/psychedelic rock band that’s palatable enough for bros. When I saw them around 2018, a lot of the people I saw there looked like the type to get excited about seeing Steve Aoiki or Diplo dj in 2023

[@knottedtwig3289]

His music is so good

[@zackzallie8735]

His music is quite appealing to mainstream audience whether you're into psychedelic music or not. Meanwhile, on the other hand King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard got a higher psychedelic fanbase because they're more appealing to the indie kids.

[@willyb9662]

I’ve never really considered Title Fight part of the “indie” scene. They’re a lot more hardcore adjacent.

[@stinknut7454]

Yeah I do understand they come from the hardcore mold, but I know too many soft indie shoegazy “hc” guys who listen to title fight and post any sad title fight song onto their Instagram story when they get rejected/dumped by the alt/goth/emo girl

[@Gordemastah]

@@stinknut7454theres people that listen to head in the ceiling fan and safe in your skin and theres people that listen to title fight.

[@liam-bz6mq]

I’d agree with like the last thing you forget but floral green, shed and especially hyper view all kinda reach out into various other genres

[@antekm2639]

they started shifting to shoegaze as they got older.

[@notreally-sf3df]

If you ask Ned he'd say they were a hardcore band... With that being said, 100% makes sense to put them in this list if you're putting Turnstile in metal.

[@quitoxictv8307]

if you got tame impala fans and beach house fans to clash in an arena it would be quite a sight after all the weed is gone (could take a while tho)

[@songsforsanguinius8576]

every time someone asks if title fight are coming back, they push back their reunion another year

[@andreicalota6334]

Title fight doesn’t have enough meatriders imo

[@WilloftheJungle]

Exactly what a Title Fight meatrider would say.

[@jackie-k1q]

but they have me & that's enough

[@MetalheadSapling]

15:58 I'm leaving this timestamp here for myself. I saw your Gecs video and thought you were funny so started watching another. I have no idea who Modern Baseball or Title Fight are but “The Title Fight Meatrider and the Modern Baseball Meatrider, they’re both going to be conversing back and forth figuring out how to get their girl off of Lexipro so that her libido goes up and they continue to have sex with her.” is one of the most brutal roasts I’ve ever heard in ANY context! Y'all doing football commentary would be the biggest thing since Madden.

[@patrickvega6424]

In honor of this video I’m re listening to the entire title fight discography for the 80th time, thank you

[@moxfulder8869]

i’m a title fight meatriding old head at this point

[@ayeg-dp5to]

this series is gold and we need an edm bracket

[@jmckenzie962]

A bit shocked that you put Slowdive on here but not My Bloody Valentine. Speaking from my experience (although I am biased being a much bigger MBV fan than Slowdive fan), MBV fans are far more intense than Slowdive fans. While Slowdive may be more active and thus a bit more well-known overall, MBV have much more of a mythology to them, powerful enough to keep thousands of fans waiting for an eternity for Kevin to drop another album.

[@antekm2639]

Kevin Shields is the grandaddy of shoegaze, we all meatride him even if we don't know it

[@Screwball0207]

I love neopunkfm their videos make me convulse violently on the floor ❤

[@samcarney1200]

proud title fight meat rider

[@nunnayobiznis]

Loving these additions to the NeoPunk extended universe

[@sickfitz4256]

I’m hyped for the metal/hardcore bracket, so many nerds to make fun of.

[@aron4117]

Lol TF will probably win that one too lol

[@Greenhouse_Co.]

i love how serious they are.

[@notliya]

professional slowdive meatrider💯

[@oddfuturewolfgang]

where yo souvlaki vinyl at

[@notliya]

@@oddfuturewolfgang im broke need a boygenius gf to fix it for me

[@cheesebandit6382]

Another autisitic classic. Truly a masterclass of filmography

[@ashtv7636]

Had no idea Title Fight became a tiktok band, good for them ig, I want a reunion😢

[@notreally-sf3df]

They were a Tumblr band when they were active...

[@greaseking7573]

PROUD TITLE FIGHT MEATRIDER HERE I HAVE THE HYPERVIEW LOGO TATTOOED ON MY ARM!

[@kaceydraper]

SAME HERE TITLE FIGHT MEAT RIDERS RISE UP

[@GM_Harry]

I fell down this rabbit hole while knowing like 2 of the musicians on this list (which I know from 1 good song, thinking the artist was really good, checking their catalogue of music and finding out they only have one good song)

[@MacTav_himself]

I’ve never heard of the band of the national, but as a 28 year old guy who definitely feels like his best years are behind him. I think I’m going to pull them up on Spotify right now.

[@Adyman182]

Everyone knows life peaks when you're shitposting at 17 on the Internet at 3am during summer break

[@baranobama5375]

Same, man. Except I am on my. Early 30s

[@masterrrofnone]

the amount of times i got offended by this video tho, props to you guys

[@mathboydrum]

Hilarious that you made this comment with the foals first album as your profile pic

[@robbiematthews168]

Foalssss! That album gold!

[@maxxjamez]

The Meatrider Shuffle

[@zebadiahwitch]

you guys have great content. it feels like we’re apart of the conversation and it’s very refreshing:)

[@fiilisboa]

I still have my Title Fight sweater from Hyperview's 2015 tour.

[@liam-bz6mq]

I never understood the hyperview hate and never will

[@hikikomori_3708]

​@@liam-bz6mqArtists changing direction is almost always received poorly at the time.

[@andreheizer]

Slowdive carrying the game of zoomer shoegaze on their back!!! I love how accurate you were about late millennial/early gen z shoegaze fans (guilty). This whole video made had me laughing harder than anything I've seen in a long time.

[@seventyseven1977]

“The meatrider shuffle” I’m dead 💀

[@analphabetapolothoIogy]

alex g meatriders are so much more vocal and rancidly irritating than any others on this list u guys just have different algorithms to them

[@brontar7258]

title fight fans be weird asf. my friend who is part of our band we played a title fight song like 6 times in a row cause he just thought the song was good

[@patrickvega6424]

Good on him it probably was !

[@brontar7258]

@@patrickvega6424 I just remembered it was seccret society

[@antekm2639]

@@brontar7258 banger

[@AtomicOpenHouse]

I've never used tiktok but I've been into Title Fight for years. I had no idea they had such an intense new wave of fans.

[@dopey473]

When are you guys and Hivemind gonna fight naked in rain?

[@gabiocampos]

Their descriptions are so fucking accurate and specific 😂😂😂 👌🏻

[@ha1ban3]

i am a proud elliott smith meatrider

[@hellosundown9702]

being a fan of neo punk fm is like being a tame impala fan

[@ninny_alt]

as a beach house meatrider i can confirm that we are insufferable

[@antekm2639]

I run away from y'all

[@fuzzedOut]

As a slow dive and mbv fan who plays guitar and shoegaze, that got kinda scary for me.

[@milesvaleska2182]

I was not expecting a pocket god reference

[@HeatMiserr]

That shit brought me back. I’m a pocket god meat rider

[@thecowardford]

Its weird how Title Fight is perceived now vs. back when they just put out Hyperview. 90% of the fanbase turned of them and probably inadvertently caused the dissolution of the band they worshipped - all for being foward thinking and making an album that did the 100% emo/shoegaze blend before Turnover and Turnstile. Now zoomers worship what is honestly their third best album as the best one. Shed does not hold a candle to Floral Green (was the most meatridden during their last active period) or Hyperview.

[@tevingates]

lain intro be like: 1:21

[@sarahbiernat3630]

i was a mobo meatrider for a while. their split with marietta broke me in the best way possible LMAO.

[@miamay.4399]

real !!!

[@heavyarethehands]

Fuck, bad day to be a Title Fight guy. Time to listen to shed

[@lausjay]

Neo punk fm is helping me to manipulate women

[@woermonastring]

I call everyone an indie meatrider and then immediately buy myself a one way ticket on the meat train to prepare for this video

[@adiabadic]

Neopunk FM would crush all of these brackets

[@amanwithaperm5142]

As an Englishman, oasis clears ALL of them

[@loganwelty7094]

Best series on KZbin. Keep it up lads

[@jameslawrence4781]

"If you ever meet a guy with both Title Fight and Modern Baseball as his favorite bands turn and run the other way" Holly fuck I love you guys so much ahahaha. This is why I love yall

[@shores8679]

love not knowing any of these artist really coming from someone who just rocks to dad music i love it

[@x3luh_]

at 0:04 i thought that vampire weekend record on the wall was Sun Hotel - Rational Expectations

[@komma3366]

Every time I tell a Title Fight meat riders that I prefer Floral Green over Shed at least half of them lose their minds

[@TreyDZd]

It's a weird cycle cuz Floral Green meat riders would shred u if u said u prefer Hyperview

[@antekm2639]

Reallyyyy? Floral Green is so easily number one imo

[@doap2335]

floral green is their best album

[@AlexMR]

I love Passion Pit so im glad hes been quiet for a while and isnt as big

[@cyexe]

I've been listening to so much title fight bro the shed eyelid tattoo is a good idea

[@contentfilter6277]

no car seat headrest on the bracket :(

[@Brosemon]

Good video from a Title Fight meat rider. I actually have lyrics from the song Shed tattooed.

[@mort4825]

“Tame Impala is cuck music” lad said the quiet part out loud woo let’s go champ

[@meltedWax169]

This is the finest channel i have ever discovered.

[@Gengeris]

I still can’t name a single song by any of these artists but I still watched the whole vid because these guys deserve it

[@slidethroughmyfingers7649]

this video consults me in a very pleasuring way. (tame impala meatrider btw)

[@drainfar1587]

1:21 Let's all love Lain!

[@crasher2025]

Fire series! Ready for the rest of the videos

[@jsmith10170]

brb getting the shed cover tattooed on my eyelids

[@thenightranger987]

I don’t think I’ve met someone in person who’s this intense about any artist

[@dsbod2999]

ILY NEOPUNKFM❤

[@beeuhlazz]

Big thief/Adrianne lenker shoulda been on this bracket

[@cheezebagz729]

I think I can gladly call myself the biggest meat rider of void today

[@jamieblaire]

14:19 that was such an accurate statement about my reason for getting into shoegaze that i'm slightly concerned

[@IO_Productions]

Im surprised Tally Hall wasnt in here

[@clexist]

yeah me too. i thought they were popular enough to be in this video

[@thelingeringartist]

@@clexistthey are I just think that they probably rather would have had other bands on here

[@Raotev]

As someone who would sell their left kidney to see a modern baseball show this is a character assasination

[@skramzrave]

Modern baseball meatrider boy + TV girl meatrider girl = dream couple

[@djglustick2006]

Damn I was really hoping for some Gizz representation, I know myself and a lot of the internet has been meatriding them for a minute now

[@nomaddux]

They are like the Grateful Dead of our generation bro ! I saw them at red rocks while smoking moth balls WOO screaming “Stu have muh baby!”

[@zachsullivan9564]

If gizz was included I think they might have swept I have seen grown men do backflips, splits, handstands on it etc.

[@Ijustusethistocommentstuff]

I don't really follow the fandom, what? All I know is that they are weirdly obsessive over lore. The only interaction I had with it was some dude that had a cool listening order for 2 of their albums.

[@dante4500]

i have ridden their meats in the past and will continue to do so

[@damianmann]

I hear a lot of a really great basically unknown band called Bitch Magnet , who were a trio BEFORE shoegaze. They're a bit heavier. Title Fight HAD TO have heard these guys. I saw em at CBGBs in the 90s. They were the loudest band , other than Ramones, that I heard there. Best drummer.

[@Number_6ix]

6:58 Ethereal is pronounced “eh-theer-ee-ahl” or if it’s easier to pronounce using this example “eh-theory-el”. The last syllable sound can be either al as in “el” or al pronounced like “all” but I just say it like it’s somewhere in between either or.

[@notreally-sf3df]

something's wrong with your brain.

[@Humant06]

Meshuggah and Death better be in the metal one

[@MSHNKTRL]

Tool literally wrote multiple songs about meatriding; they need to be ranked.

[@Humant06]

@@MSHNKTRL Tool as well

[@MSHNKTRL]

@@Humant06 I mean, they got a song called "Maynard's Dick"; they already win the championship round.

[@hojiaxz]

Love these videos, keep it up.

[@marinaalves9039]

bro i love this kind of music, seeing the videos of y'all in concerts makes me wanna die for being born in latin america😭 going to a 100 gecs/machine girl show is literally my version of the american dream

[@notreally-sf3df]

Trust me, it's just being in a room with 300 sweaty dudes. It gets pretty tiresome after you've done it a few times. I saw Title Fight in 2008 and it was awkward and not a good time. It looked exactly like the video. Shit's better now, get into angry hardcore.

[@Il_consumatore_perfetto]

a silly gleeful kind of meatriding banger

[@ibisqo]

girl like phobe bridger boy like time impaling

[@idonotknow9212]

neutral milk hotel???? i meatride them for days ON GOD

[@smile--]

suprised there's no Men i trust