“The fast ones on the top and the quick ones on the bottom” 7:50 well done dan 10/10 for effort
@deltatom74 жыл бұрын
That's just standard, real world, Terry Crews abilities.
@caramelldansen22044 жыл бұрын
*Crews'
@georgeflain82304 жыл бұрын
99!!!
@cavendor52864 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe that they left out the DOUBLE SUN POWER
@gennepai224 жыл бұрын
I'd like to think those large groups of civilians being spawned in were just people going about their lives then suddenly being teleported elsewhere, and that's why they're all dying of heart attacks
@Gannoh4 жыл бұрын
I've noticed Dan's favorite games always seem to have wingsuits involved
@gileee4 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't want to be able to fly
@daggern154 жыл бұрын
They also have 3s in them; Far Cry 3, Just Cause 3, Crackdown 3. There's definitely a pattern going on
@AlexJonesGaming4 жыл бұрын
@@gileee you can't fly in a wingsuit you only glide
@gileee4 жыл бұрын
@@AlexJonesGaming Pedantics. Also you can in Just Cause 3, there's a wingsuits with a jet engine DLC. Or just boost with the grappling hook.
@AlexJonesGaming4 жыл бұрын
@@gileee that's not a wingsuit thats a jetpack with wings and using the grappling hook is more Spiderman than flying and in real fucking life you can't fly in a wingsuit
@satisabli4 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting Dan to like this game.
@CommanderZx24 жыл бұрын
Forget not that Dan is really easily amused. Do you remember all of the glowing videos of the Just Cause sequels, which eventually released to a lukewarm reception.
@BlackSun63934 жыл бұрын
@@CommanderZx2 Just Cause games are amazing. The lukewarm reception is from overly critical morons. Dan knows fun.
@Nereosis164 жыл бұрын
@@BlackSun6393 except JC3 ran like shit and was boring as fuck
@wumbosaurus91214 жыл бұрын
@@Nereosis16 It was boring as fuck if you only do basic stuff. The game can get ridiculously fun if you can get creative with it, as with any open world game. But yes I can say that it ran like absolute ass on consoles, especially PS4. XB1 wasn't too bad though.
@marcusborderlands61774 жыл бұрын
@@CommanderZx2 I played this game on pc, and I can't understand how he can like it, it feels like shit, and has some terrible controls you cannot rebind, along with that annoying auto aim you cannot turn off. Why microsoft...
@r9kv7534 жыл бұрын
"I can have toxic fists, ooh i can type on twitter"
@WinderTP4 жыл бұрын
It's really interesting to see Dan, someone who've never played a Crackdown, having a blast playing the absolute bare bones while blissfully unknowing all the things missing from the original Crackdown. Also man this game is so empty why is the city so dead?
@lwaves4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he has played Crackdown, I seem to remember him playing and really liking the first one. It's just this one he's never played before.
@johnx41334 жыл бұрын
Pretend it's during the pandemic
@callumbrown53754 жыл бұрын
He mentioned in the patreon version of this video where he didn't have keys to the city that he played the first Crackdown
@willscruton26314 жыл бұрын
I fkn love crackdown 1 n to me this was just more of that
@EVO6-4 жыл бұрын
@@willscruton2631 but worse technically
@prakharpaliwal85364 жыл бұрын
Its incredible that Dan has a love for these open world momentum based jumpy glidy grind on a rail games and Dan has never played Sunset Overdrive.
@harrymarshall78994 жыл бұрын
I feel like Dan would enjoy 1 and 2 WAY more if he like the Keys To The City mode from this game
@MrDavincikoden4 жыл бұрын
He said in his patreon video that he's played the others, he just prefers this one
@3DMasterST4 жыл бұрын
16:11 Car: *Stops next to Dan* Dan: "So you have chosen death."
@azraeliusescanorius83494 жыл бұрын
i only just found out that crackdown 3 was released in febuary 2019
@LookingGlass18654 жыл бұрын
Same, I thought it was made like 5 years ago.
@goldenblood93164 жыл бұрын
I honestly never thought it released. I thought it was left in development hell years ago.
@z-beeblebrox4 жыл бұрын
welcome to how all crackdown games are discovered
@WeirdSmellyMan4 жыл бұрын
@@z-beeblebrox no for me, I discovered crackdown 2 as a demo on the xbox 360 marketplace.
@z-beeblebrox4 жыл бұрын
@@WeirdSmellyMan Uh, that's what I mean. They're all discovered lol I ain't never met a soul who was like "So I preordered a Crackdown game"
@devinpm4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh they pre-modded the game. Are we going to see challenges again like with GTA?
@Xenuos4 жыл бұрын
They premodded every game like this
@tigamaki13454 жыл бұрын
> they pre-modded the game. ...no. This just used to be a thing that games had in them. Originally they were things for testing purposes that people uncovered, then it became intentional, etc. The fact that games stopped doing it and started selling these sorta things as MTX is shitty business practices evolving over time. It doesnt make the feature inherently a mod
@shortsrus4 жыл бұрын
Yeah they basically just gave access to the debug menu and labelled it as a whole mode lol
@willscruton26314 жыл бұрын
Keys to the city's been a staple of crackdown since 2007
@darrenb209-4 жыл бұрын
@@tigamaki1345 Crackdown 3 is better than 2 and 1 over this. 1 and 2 had this same mode, but it was in the purchasable Keys to the City DLC. 3's is just a built in mode rather than a DLC.
@shandiemann69344 жыл бұрын
i KNEW they were going to use that EXACT nuclear footage, I KNEW IT.
@Shifsabre4 жыл бұрын
The Boys season 3 looking good
@AccusedJ4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure the Crackdown games were made to be a power fantasy, and this video exists to reinforce that
@CreativeLethargy4 жыл бұрын
6:39 is like a call back to his video on assassins creed revelations when he did the whole "free dead guy....... Get him while he's warm" this makes me very happy as a Nerdcubed fan
@Evan-pr3bf4 жыл бұрын
This just feels like what the later saints row games should have been
@seannewton17984 жыл бұрын
No
@zg47054 жыл бұрын
this is what the later saints row games are!
@Evan-pr3bf4 жыл бұрын
z gaio sadly no
@raoulmoes62784 жыл бұрын
no, saints row 2 is what the saints row games should've been.
@NimbleSnek4 жыл бұрын
wait isn't this the game that was revealed like ages ago with it's main selling point being cloud powered destruction of entire buildings?
@heykak4 жыл бұрын
It was supposed to be a xbox 1 release game.
@NimbleSnek4 жыл бұрын
@@heykak Yikes, over half a decade late and its main gimmick missing. What the hell happened??
@heykak4 жыл бұрын
@@NimbleSnek the power of the cloud was a lie, Microsoft seemingly didnt wakt exclusives and they didn't have any actual ideas other than terry crews
@carsonsproles74644 жыл бұрын
The destruction thing was a multiplayer gamemode
@arnerademacker85484 жыл бұрын
The destruction mode is called “wrecking zone”, though it’s a good bit down scaled compared to the trailers.
@splatooey90154 жыл бұрын
I’m glad we have a new futuristic just cause piss around game
@corny20924 жыл бұрын
New? also this games trash
@craigkingdon44244 жыл бұрын
@@corny2092 lol, why do you say that?
@quinnciqwothers19754 жыл бұрын
@@corny2092 did you watch the same video I did?
@darrenb209-4 жыл бұрын
@@quinnciqwothers1975 The problem is that, for the people who played 2 and 1 it's a step backwards in some areas and minor improvements in others. Combine this with the fact that 3 is what we got after nine years and there's a lot of salt around the game for people who've played since 1 or 2. Especially since it was supposed to be an Xbox One launch title but ended up only being released last year.
@quinnciqwothers19754 жыл бұрын
@@darrenb209- literally all that shit does not matter, the only question you should have when deciding whether you like a game is, "is it fun"
@scytheseven91734 жыл бұрын
This seems like a really great game released in 2013-2014.
@PixelatedH2O4 жыл бұрын
You mean Saints Row 4
@Foxtrot3694 жыл бұрын
@@PixelatedH2O No, they mean that the game looks, and plays like its a decade old even though it was released in 2019. Every single review said that same thing, which is why the game did so poorly and why its surprising *Dan likes it so much. Google it. *Dan's allowed to like it, I'm not being critical of that, its just that other gamers like Jon and Jim Sterling, called it out for not being modern or original.
@PixelatedH2O4 жыл бұрын
@@Foxtrot369 Saints Row 4 was released in 2013. I was saying it very much like that.
@Spudtron984 жыл бұрын
This game was delayed pretty hard and never really caught up. It basically _is_ a game from 2013.
@ZoeBateman4 жыл бұрын
So I'm curious... you know that matter duplication gadget? And you know that you can pick people up? Would that work?
@blindgamer184 жыл бұрын
Zoe yes
@TheBradleyClarke4 жыл бұрын
This game is just giving me memories of Saints Row 3 (and a bit of 4) Just random/silly/over-the-top violence for the sake of it I mean I'm definitely not complaining about the fact its reminding me of it!
@kerninjathefrog65694 жыл бұрын
The original crackdowns are where the saints row 4 revs got their inspiration
@scytheseven91734 жыл бұрын
Saints Row IV is still by far the best Crackdown game ever made, with Saints Row: Gat out of Hell coming in second place.
@jettthorp94444 жыл бұрын
Feels like Saints Row meets Just Cause meets Breath of the Wild. Not complaining tbh, looks fun 👌
@epicjakman4 жыл бұрын
now that i'm in college "hello procrastinators" just hits different
02:11 "I could have Toxic Fists. Uh, the type of Twitter." Ohhh, buuurn
@djl_cyber_yt3 жыл бұрын
Destruction: 100
@MineCraftMichael4324 жыл бұрын
I still haven't forgotten when Dan said he was gonna play Crackdown 1 many years ago.
@GrahamTheThe4 жыл бұрын
4:11 MADE IN HEAVEEEEEEEENNNN
@officialtibby4 жыл бұрын
oh, so this is Just Cause: But Not
@beetleknight46614 жыл бұрын
Just cause is good sir
@lui5gif4 жыл бұрын
Just Cause: But Saints Row
@deananderson7322 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed this game, played through the whole thing by myself and played a little with my brother afterwards. Favorite thing that happened involved the stunt rings that you are supposed to drive a car through, we tried for about ten minutes on one of them in the slums and couldn't get it. I got frustrated, picked up the car my brother was in and threw it through the ring. It gave it to him, but his strength wasn't high enough to pick up cars yet so I still don't have that ring.
@ZaberFangAT4 жыл бұрын
That super fast day cycle must be what it was like before Maui caught and slowed the sun...
@Retr0Rinzler4 жыл бұрын
Please play the other crackdown games, they’re honestly so good and made my childhood
@DragonNexus4 жыл бұрын
Childhood... Stop making me feel old.
@Retr0Rinzler4 жыл бұрын
@@DragonNexus xD only in my 20s and already got back pain lmao
@ThatBaritoneGuitarGuy4 жыл бұрын
The spawn limit is the moment when your PC catches fire. Literally. When your PC catches fire, you've hit the spawn limit.
@wapowman4 жыл бұрын
I remember playing this right when it came out on gamepass, I thought it was pretty good but would be better if there was a sort of arena mode or mods. Little did I know...
@jipjip30004 жыл бұрын
Crackdown 2 had the same keys to the city feature, and features like your character changing through level ups also existed in the second game.
@DragonNexus4 жыл бұрын
Crackdown 1 had Keys to the City as well.
@ALH-pq3eg4 жыл бұрын
5 minutes :D a man with large guns, jumping buildings in a single bound...has Dan gone mad? FiNALLY!
@darrenb209-4 жыл бұрын
The problem with the game is that you can feel constantly that it could be so much more, and if you played the predecessors then you can tell it's not a large improvement over them. At the same time though, if you avoided the hype or even just played it as it's own thing, Crackdown 3 is and was an excellent timewaster.
@CboTheSecond4 жыл бұрын
You can really tell he never played Crackdown 2...
@MrDavincikoden4 жыл бұрын
Yet he has, said so in the alternate crackdown 3 video on patreon
@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug1854 жыл бұрын
Sorry for the loss dan, sad time for your family best of wishes.
@beetleknight46614 жыл бұрын
?
@emingmann14004 жыл бұрын
what happened?
@TheCamoruneGaming4 жыл бұрын
Yep, I think most the reasons people don't like Crackdown 3 is because it's not like the original enough. It's very close to how Crackdown 2 operated which people disliked for being different and it seems that dislike continued to this game. Crackdown 2 is worth a go if you can ever get it free. The sort of zombie enemies spawning by the hundreds made the sandbox mode thing very fun to mess with.
@fataldragons27914 жыл бұрын
Dan: HELLLOOOO PROCRASTINATORS Me: *Wipes tear from eye*
@kingkian06334 жыл бұрын
I think that brought a tear to most long term viewers
@NuSpirit_4 жыл бұрын
1:55 ahhh another classic Daniel moment :D
@jaysonfred83134 жыл бұрын
I think this is the first positive video I’ve seen about this game.
@joshmalcolm16634 жыл бұрын
I think Dan wiping out the human race would be considered mercy at this point
@DragonsAnvil4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he played the first two games, he’d be having a hell of a time
@maeveballan23124 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of your just cause 3 videos back when the game had just come out, still some of my favorite on the channel
@CouncilofMoleMen4 жыл бұрын
4:13 made in heaven
@kingkian06334 жыл бұрын
Nice to know dans finally brought out his tornado attack from like 6 years ago
@LeatherCap4 жыл бұрын
i think i got whiplash when he said it was the best game of the year
@willscruton26314 жыл бұрын
I was exited to see this when I saw the community post but it makes me sad to see dan love this game for everything it takes directly from crackdown 1. (other than the keys to the city menu that's much better than in the original) the cars map bosses and character where so much better in 1
@taylorthenerd4 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting the end of this video to be the start of Fallout 4
@Sir_Uncle_Ned4 жыл бұрын
And this video is why I decided to give this game a try. And, yeah, it's majorly underrated. It's like the best aspects of Just Cause (Complete with a gravity tether) but you're playing as a genetically engineered super soldier/god
@oodie62844 жыл бұрын
I just my teeth removed, this is the perfect thing to keep me entertained.
@Balc0ra4 жыл бұрын
This is why I have the game installed "game pass". Keys to the city is indeed just a bit of silly fun now and then.
@elatronion4 жыл бұрын
Love how the shading stops working at 0:35 for half a second.
@benhutton35034 жыл бұрын
You should do a ‘completes’ while on god mode or a ‘permadeath’ series on this game!
@ottakuwarrior85184 жыл бұрын
This feels like a ps3 game with a facelift
@GamingMaster0074 жыл бұрын
enter the domain of the nerd cubedd, videos dropping from above like bird pooooo
@Kiyajadie4 жыл бұрын
how is there already 1 dislike on an unlisted video...
@Ghostkeal4 жыл бұрын
p0sthum4n it’s not unlisted
@Kiyajadie4 жыл бұрын
@@Ghostkeal it was when I posted the comment lol
@ChaoticNeutralMatt4 жыл бұрын
Why would you think it's unlisted?
@Kiyajadie4 жыл бұрын
@@ChaoticNeutralMatt Dan uploads his videos a day early unlisted for his Patreon subscribers
@Scarlet_Soul4 жыл бұрын
@@ChaoticNeutralMatt they are released earlier for patreons
@ThaMythbuster4 жыл бұрын
Dan has found a new Just Cause game with another title and a SLIGHTLY different theme.
@ThePremixedRaptor4 жыл бұрын
im glad he went back to his roots 10/10
@connorchenery9774 жыл бұрын
Remember when this game had insane destruction physics as its selling point, that would have been fun
@bughood28014 жыл бұрын
This really brings me back to the saints row 3 video
@Spudtron984 жыл бұрын
One of the problems I have with this game is how the city is very clearly designed around destruction physics, what with all the flat concrete surfaces and reasonably simplistic architecture. And then they just... didn't do that, because the cloud computing didn't pan out. So everything looks super dull and you can't even remodel the surroundings.
@kguy22494 жыл бұрын
Goomba stomp gunships? I think you mean Thor Ragnanrok 'em!
@taekinuru24 жыл бұрын
17:07 CARKOUR BUT THE CARS ARE DOING IT
@maxeh98793 жыл бұрын
This game is an exact crossover between just cause 3 and saints row 4
@llamasquad4084 жыл бұрын
I am currently procrastinating as I watch this video
@WolftailGames4 жыл бұрын
What a cluster-duck.
@TheeActualKeyboardWarrior4 жыл бұрын
The only reason why Dan likes this so much is because it's just a reskinned urban Just Cause accept you play as a Spartan or Terry Cruise. But I think that's a brilliant formula to copy.
@ActonMan4 жыл бұрын
Crackdown 2 keys to the city was the best hands down
@YankeeCherokee4 жыл бұрын
That ending is a sneak peak at how 2020 ends. Not a bad one gotta say.
@frederikjuul41974 жыл бұрын
Dan with superpowers is a villain
@joechristo24 жыл бұрын
you sound like wheatley from portal 2 and I love it
@benvincent20634 жыл бұрын
Dose the spawn ramp truck while driving glitch from the original still work?
@AuroDHikoshi4 жыл бұрын
Imagine there was an expendables game where its all the action heroes and just them being awesomely stupidly overpowered by the end and all just playing up to it.
@charliethemagpie5234 жыл бұрын
We'll always have Expendabros
@reno_22004 жыл бұрын
The 'beefier as you level up' thing was in the original on Xbox 360
@gferrol1184 жыл бұрын
This feels a lot like if saints row 2 was made today
@xXTheTalkingFishXx4 жыл бұрын
this is just saints row 4 without the expectations
@ADTillion4 жыл бұрын
This is basically the best Saints Row style game in YEARS.
@matow43884 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone got something out of this game
@W0lfguard19974 жыл бұрын
"Duck has gone AWOL!" _Oh - Oh no_
@banjaxed83344 жыл бұрын
a heavily armed psychopath running around harassing and murdering people? yeah that sounds like the police.
@kianst18344 жыл бұрын
Damn be careful with that edge you could hurt someone
@banjaxed83344 жыл бұрын
@@kianst1834 lmao i ain't being edgy that's just literally what police do.
@WhiteWolf4964 жыл бұрын
Ive played a fair bit of crackdown 3 and its super fun but super simple. Good nonsense fun.
@druish_4 жыл бұрын
We’ve reached the pinnacle of intros.
@RobertJPalmer4 жыл бұрын
I am ALWAYS here for random Simpsons references
@gman28014 жыл бұрын
Also you don’t need to beat the game to use it, it’s a mode included from the start
@gman28014 жыл бұрын
Crackdown 1 doesn’t let you spawn other enemies
@morg1024 жыл бұрын
Ahh the ol' ClusterDuck
@Eveiron4 жыл бұрын
Nerdcubed challenges, get on the bottom of that motorway
@rockinatmidnight4 жыл бұрын
This game got so much abuse for the false promises etc which is fair... But the game itself is so much fun, it's just crackdown, which is great.
@YourLittleMartian4 жыл бұрын
Crack down 2 was definitely crème of the crop, I wish they had just remade that instead of making a 3rd, now the series is probably dead in the water.
@Buggins4 жыл бұрын
ASDAY I’ve heard that before and despite having played all 3 to death I still have no idea what people mean. Oddly enough people said similar things about 2 at the time.
@davochambo72644 жыл бұрын
When they first showed this game and the destruction capabilities using cloud servers i was really excited for the launch of this game, it was just ashame that that never came to life as that wouldve been amazing. Instead we got a fairly fun game which couldve been even better.
@WUHWP4 жыл бұрын
nerdcubed challenges, beat the final boss at the lowest level that you can
@solidmasterdante4 жыл бұрын
Can you still shoot out the tires of passing cars and watch them flip out in to a corkscrew through the air? Or just target the gas tanks and make them go boom? Or get in the batmobile and drive UNDER the cars and watch them fly off in to the air? Those were some of my favorite things to do in the original...
@Sir_Uncle_Ned4 жыл бұрын
This is on PC with that game pass. I need to play this. It's like a cyberpunk just cause 5
@0ia4 жыл бұрын
Flashbacks to Just Cause 2 at 6:18
@Jacket4304 жыл бұрын
This game is really enjoyable imo, I had quite a bit of fun with it. I'm not sure why everyone HATED it so much.
@THE_REDACTED4 жыл бұрын
Because its incredibly empty, the graphics are kinda gross, and the previous titles are far more fleshed out despite being decades old.
@jacktetreault95594 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of old school videos. Just Cause 2 level stuff
@jseph84104 жыл бұрын
The time thing is great for machinima
@roecomplex4 жыл бұрын
Always true to crackdown to be insanely fun to mess around in the end game
@aqua-b7r4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that old superhero saints row mod
@sabersight9084 жыл бұрын
YAY if not seen enough gameplay from this game, and even better it is DAN :D