Nerd³ Plays... Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

[@luggystykz]

Crazy how Dan’s like “omg San Andreas is 9 years old that’s insane” while GTA V is now about 8 years old already.

[@Jlang-es9lc]

😔

[@papaclunkyowa3935]

Way to make me feel old. Fucking hell that boggles my mind haha

[@How_To_Play1]

and its still a '''''''next gen game''''''''

[@kennethford3550]

This video, itself, is 8 years old

[@sambarker7930]

Strange to think that GTAV is now older than San Andreas was when it was launched, and they're still selling it

[@JelliThePilot]

Just realized. Gta 5 year: 2013 Gta 4 year: 2008 We spent 5 years on the eat coast, then we went home.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

+AlexRed95 well then.

[@carljohnson7373]

Wow that's sick!!

[@plaguedoctor198]

+AlexRed95 WOAH!! There's an Eat coast?! I thought it was just the East coast!! :P

[@LargeFilthy]

holy shit illuminati confirmed

[@patrickbone5993]

+AlexRed95 "i spent 5 years on the east coast. decided it was time to go home"

[@cringelord9568]

4:09 Tree: i will now deactivate my invisibility power

[@jtc4547]

Mad Miner Michael Graphics wise, I think not

[@WinterDutchie]

*a wild invisible tree appears*

[@theglitchcounter264]

Nah it just activated its visibility power

[@Johnny-zi6lw]

"Pop-in was the DEATH of me in this game" *literally one minute later* "TREE FROM NOWHERE!" Perfect timing.

[@crossingpoelz4984]

19:28 "Shotgun, shotgun, shotgun, shotgun, shogun, shogun, gunshog, gunshot, gunshot, gunshot."

[@joned1000]

Shutgon

[@MaSn0w]

Gotshun

[@vikass0282]

19:04 super mario theme explosion edition

[@MeroDN]

OMG yes

[@enoughthatshoppingads6069]

lol thats perfect

[@musicreviewingmelon4377]

"Good grief, it got foggy all of a sudden. Now that's the old draw distance I reme- Oh ravine!"

[@DavidNightjet]

*ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!*

[@peoplewhodontthinkorhaveab5774]

follow the train CJ

[@plum_bit]

+N Studios I really don't understand how people struggled with that mission

[@samgriffiths7133]

+Plum Bit because big smoke would usually hit the train rather than the gangsters

[@plum_bit]

Sam Griffiths When that happens, you move further away. Simple.

[@thegreatespeonplays5026]

I know someone called cj and i keep saying that to him

[@zedshrooms3582]

22:50 While he was saying oh "shiiiiiit!" I was playing San Andreas during the beginning bit when Ryder robs the pizza place and when Dan said oh shit, Ryder said oh shit as pizza guy pull out a shotgun

[@MortVsGaming]

The Fumtish gun needs to be used. (Shotgun in a guys' knees)

[@MeroDN]

When Dan was 14, he was drooling over GTA:SA When I was 14, I was drooling over GTA:V That's the circle of life for you!

[@Conundroy]

When i was 4, I was playing Gta:sa When I was 14, I finished Gta:sa

[@tayseanjoyce246]

stupid ass bitch it's mom

[@Conundroy]

Taysean Joyce random kid on internet doesn't understand English

[@jarneplx]

MeroDN fuck u nerf

[@MeroDN]

TheMagicFreestylerz _ wow, okay...

[@roberthasan512]

remember back in the day when people thought those where good graphics

[@theangryscot6052]

ahh the good ol days

[@nadaraszegunis6088]

Yeah, I loved those days.

[@zorex98]

This: Good Graphics Wind Waker: Bad Graphics Look at how much we changed.

[@alenko4763]

Zorex The Dolphin No one has said that Wind Waker has bad graphics. Maybe it is bad technically, but aesthetically it is good.

[@zorex98]

BananaO O I'm talking about how everyone flipped out about it being cartoony. Now we see it how it should have been seen all along.

[@Mantis_Toboggan_TrashMan]

The thing I remember most is when I died. I spawned at the hospital took a step THEN A PLANE SMASHED INTO ME!

[@codsworth3996]

I was once stuck in traffic (in the game obviously) and a Dodo plane just faceplanted into a taxi in front of me lol.

[@JohnThomas5246]

And just think it only took 574 days for GTA V to be released on Pc since this video was posted.

[@ianmacdonald9209]

JohnThomas5246 And you counted? I applaud you

[@JohnThomas5246]

Thanks

[@ianmacdonald9209]

JohnThomas5246 Any time

[@jadenmcrae]

I have some bad news

[@CptnWolfe]

The Zero missions were the ultimate bitch to complete

[@SwedishModding]

Fun fact: You could actually progress the main story without doing the Zero missions. They were optional side missions :3 *We all learned the hard way....*

[@Verm0uth07]

The Alpha Dog They were easy on mobile versions, but meanwhile on PS2...

[@tntdotbomb9340]

Swedish Modding for reals? How? Tell me!

[@CptnWolfe]

Swedish Modding I got angry when I did those missions only to realise that

[@SwedishModding]

*A moment of silence for all of us who played the Zero Missions*

[@slstewart72]

Jesus man the nostalgia from this era of Dan takes me back

[@adamstewart104]

damn i was 13 years old when i watched this, i had recently binged his bully lets play and was hyped for GTA V, now we are nearly 8 years later

[@marisol64647]

Same bro, time flies

[@malaria6171]

bro i was 9 years old when i watched this and started watching dan even earlier than that

[@TheDiymovies]

2004? I think Half Life 2 with the source engine was the pinnacle of graphics at the time my friend.

[@nickryan7370]

Nope Halo 2

[@ProperlyPsychotic]

10 years ago I remember watching this video when it came out. Long live NerdCubed!

[@D_DC]

“Can you believe this game is 9 years old.” *video uploaded 10 years ago”

[@kepone3121]

"2004, christ on a bike, 9 years" 2004, christ on a bike, 16 years

[@spulmusic]

I used to combine the flying cars cheat, a tank and 6 stars for insane fun

[@LegeFles]

NickX flying cars and trying to Stay on top of a taxi xd

[@anthonyhalloway428]

We are almost as far away from Grand Theft Auto 5 as this video was from San Andreas.

[@_NOS-]

we made it my friend.. we made it

[@Chariblaze]

Today it is nine years since this video (and GTA V) came out. Nine years!

[@Trash_prince]

14:05 You can buy plane tickets in this game and fast travel through the city, it gives you an animation following this plane taking off and flying in real time, you can skip it though

[@epicaza]

Gta sa has so many fun cheats

[@SuperWoodgod]

Ah, back when GTA didn't take itself so seriously.

[@Mr13ramon13]

All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!

[@Radam53142]

Oh god, you had to remind me of THAT MISSION. That mission took me 2 hours to do. 2 HOURS.

[@Danger0use]

Radam53142 Yeah it was pretty hard at first, the trick was keeping up the right speed and a good distance away from the side of the train so that Big Smoke could actually aim at the guys on top. From that point on it was really easy. At least for me.

[@kennethblakey405]

The Nostalgia :)

[@kennethvargas2793]

I remember that mission I was 7 and I just got the game and I was pretty good at it but when I got the bike I instantly hit a pole and flew through the air and I remember a glitch that made put down the game the story goes. CJ finally out of jail for the murder of 10,000 police officers bought a jetpack or uh... stole it went flying through the air all was well until he... FELL he fell through the sky and the player frantic little fingers trying to type in the health cheat and he prevailed but immortality has its consequeces he glitched through the world like a crack in time infinitly falling until he hit the ground or.. air I guess and the game finally comes to a stop more like a CRASH landing and still to this day there is a broken 8 mb memory card for the ps2 still in its glitch weirdness state never to be recovered.

[@AngelboyVR]

i was PERFECTLY ALIGNED, but this Fatt Ass was too lazy to shoot em down >.

[@Camska427]

Remember watching this on Sept 17 on my sisters laptop.

[@ColonelFrosting]

Two years later and... I've still not got GTA V. Only a couple weeks to go now for the PC release, however! UPDATE: And the release date is bumped back again. From March 24th, to April 14th. And here I thought Rockstar paying attention to their Steam page for GTA V and releasing the system requirements made the March release a sure thing. Oh well. -Fucking Rockstar not giving a damn about consistent times...-

[@hamod1452000]

Same here Some other company should release a gta rip off for pc before rockstar releases it,thatd teach them not to keep us waiting everytime a new game comes out

[@TheLegoblockstudios]

Same here only a couple of days to go!

[@northgatelol]

Zakhar Vanzin its out now :D

[@ColonelFrosting]

***** Indeed it is. And I'm enjoying it greatly.

[@sirmounted8499]

and here we are 2 years later and Rockstar is banning modders, the only reason to have it on PC.. rest in peace

[@bkajwgdetguciidze]

Oy Nerd. Could you please do a Nerd3 completes in this?

[@bkajwgdetguciidze]

***** Sorry that im on an phone ^^

[@Narmatonia]

5:40 This is something I'm very glad they didn't have in GTA V

[@plaguedoctor198]

When you have OCD, this game is hard to play. You don't want to damage your car *AT ALL*, you don't want to get hurt at all, and you don't want to spend too much money.

[@lurchingwolf5992]

Ikr it's so hard

[@kandokie1722]

OCD? I don't know what that means, but I do spend a lot of money on cars and barely use them lol

[@plaguedoctor198]

TheDiamondDuck Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. It's when you seriously get angry when something isn't clean or well organized. So, you can imagine that as soon as you get your car damaged in GTA, you have to get a new one or you'll just get annoyed by the look of your car.

[@Fetidaf]

+TheCoolKid R1, R2, L1, X, left, down, right, up, left, down, right, up...

[@b00read]

It doesn't help that the slightest bump makes your car look like it got thrown straight into a brick wall at 200 miles per hour.

[@Brakaniermd]

17 September 2013 - release of gta 5. But for "NERD'' this time means play old school SAN ANDREAS :D - GOOD JOB

[@rectaalborween8471]

play mercenaries 2 world in flames (on ps3)

[@jjb2058]

It’s official. GTA V and this video are 10 years old… think about that for a second…

[@MartyTheGamer]

Dan needs to learn the difference between an Infernus and a Turismo....

[@EasyBakeEpix1365]

MartyTheGamer what do you mean dan???

[@leighslaymaker8206]

After 5 years on the east coast it was time to go home That line will grow old with me as its me favourite GTA EVER even better than GTA V

[@pisca6496]

yup

[@leighslaymaker8206]

+Francesco Fraja it's just 100% wizardreh

[@pisca6496]

Leigh slaymaker but im 200 percent wozard

[@ScarfKat]

Is there a voice volume option in this game?

[@VIP3R-656]

Obviously not.

[@MrSpiffykai]

14:26 How did I never realize the runway number

[@orlandoguerrero8288]

What computer and what keyboard does he have cause I just love the clicks from the keyboard and mouse.

[@officialethanhd]

This is better than GTA V.

[@VIP3R-656]

Way way way better

[@pepijnrozer3084]

Indeed

[@xXInNOutKingXx]

How? GTA V is this but prettier and better

[@officialethanhd]

xXInNOutKingXx I couldn't give a fuck about graphics or physics. The story is better and the map too.

[@thatguyisdank8953]

***** yea plus its has a great storyline

[@realhumanbean2708]

14:32 i just noticed there was a 69 joke. huh

[@josephadkins4055]

In real life the runway's number would be 01-36.

[@antisocial_rr]

watching this in 2020 and hearing him say gta v has just been released is crazy.

[@matt-pi7cp]

Nerdcubed: Hello procrastinators! Me: HOW DID YOU KNOW

[@sloancore]

Poop McGee late to the party

[@Steppa_61]

Oh shit, here we go again

[@Juanirva]

Why the comments on the AoE 2 HD video are disabled?

[@QueenOfGames225]

I remember playing this game and just going crazy over how amazing it looked, and now, looking at it, I realize how graphics have changed.

[@christoffrobinson5920]

anyone knew about the tec on sweet's roof and a 9 behind his house in the corner

[@mrrocking9113]

i got my first gta game when i was 10 years old that game was gta vice city i got lot of good memory from gta vice city but i also love gta san andreas it has good storyline

[@TheSagojunk]

hahhaahha me too man i got it on the ps2 still remember the days playing that game

[@kgositsamaase9184]

me 3 but my vice city was story lines playing it was awesome

[@deemp6773]

My first GTA game was GTA 3, and I remember playing it and my parents complaining how it was too violent and vulgar. :P

[@KAMEKPictures]

I still think this is the best GTA ever! :)

[@thomaskirkness-little5809]

Me too. GTA 4 & 5 didn't do it for me. They were good, but not as good as they could have been.

[@RealAntek]

@@thomaskirkness-little5809 gta 4 was legendary

[@twilightsparkle75]

@@RealAntek cant even play 4 or 5 without an internet connection

[@RealAntek]

Twilight Sparkle Yeah you can

[@RealAntek]

I’ve done in multiple times

[@CalMusicCovers]

Can’t believe this video is 10 years old 😮😮 god I feel old

[@Memphizz2k]

my childhood.

[@janetfromanotherplanet1301]

Almost 3 years ago to the day

[@commica2697]

Nerd³ completes GTA SA

[@619undertakerwwe]

He said he doesn't complete games anymore.

[@commica2697]

TheReviewChannel He does he just finished shadow of the colossus

[@botbot-mm2tg]

Remember that secret deleted level "Hot Coffee"... thats the thing that recalled all of the games back cause IT WASN'T DELETED!!!!

[@caws3767]

came here after watching yesterdays stream

[@slyceth]

He streams?

[@Raphardee]

Does anybody know Anywhere other than steam I could get this

[@midlifecrisi]

2004... Same year Half Life 2 came out... this looks like potato* compared to HL2... *graphics

[@Hendlton]

Yes but Half Life 2 is a corridor shooter and this is an open world game that has a whole city loaded at any time.

[@daltonSmile]

A POTATO FLEW AROUND MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM *srry*

[@Konym]

This game was made on an entirely different engine as well as a different developer and it did NOT have the same budget.

[@rubeneh1684]

Dalton Vittori BEFORE YOU CAME

[@midlifecrisi]

xXC0OlDuDe132Xx That's what she said.

[@varunlikescurry4464]

Eh CJ, Where my KFC at? - Big Smoke after his final words.

[@TRG_real]

You know what's funny? This video came out on My birthday.

[@RobloxianUploader]

HA HA HA HA oh wait it's not funny

[@TRG_real]

DoubleBrick Gaming Productions Best reaction ever xD

[@RobloxianUploader]

no offense tho

[@TRG_real]

DoubleBrick Gaming Productions Meh. We all missunderstand something.

[@andresmartino6824]

***ORIGINAL*** TheRealGamer! MY GAWHD YOU ARE EVERYWHERE EVEN IN MY FUCKING DREAMS JUST STOP COMMENTING YOU KANE AVATAR PSHYCO ;( LOL

[@alexpencek2172]

In my opinion this is the best gta game

[@unoriginalname4426]

Ah shit Here we go again

[@brycefernandez4928]

Dan, I've been watching you since I was eight. I'm currently twelve. You have taught me that deteriorated building look better. You've taught me that rain was cute. You taught me not to act like I was two. You taught me to go it for myself, not so much for everyone else. You were a part of raising a child. You are a part of raising a child. Dan, my name is Bryce Fernandez. I've been watching you since I was eight. I'm currently twelve. You helped me live. Like so Dan can see this. Please.

[@EasyBakeEpix1365]

ツ ツ im eight too and i no longer watch him because HE STOPPED THE DAB

[@nategotheat1737]

Nerdcubed Completes plz

[@abcd35]

It's a VERY long story...

[@strxangerxus]

It took me 3 months to complete the story. :/

[@8.4V10]

Demitriese took me 2 days mostly because i no lifed it

[@seventeeen29]

jacob long 7 hours mate, GOML

[@grumpydoodle8455]

PlayIt with Joel 6.5 hours. M8, eat yer foking heart out. *Puts on 8-bit sunglasses*

[@TheBiscuitTinRaider]

GTA V or GTA San Andreas? personally i think San Andreas is better

[@RazorLily]

im with ya

[@Dooabolical]

Yep!

[@ezdzplaymc8001]

i played this a while ago lol i tryed it again on windows 8 but the mouse was just FUCKED up

[@tommyc8006]

gta vice city for the win! i never finished the first mission i found a roof with weapons and used them over and over

[@JentySteP]

San Andreas, also Vice City

[@dom6910]

HA! Your favourite game?! Then Just Cause 3 came along!

[@maliciousintruder3010]

have you seen his just cause 2 videos? he said that was his favorite game of all time.

[@winter20k67]

He clearly overhyped jc3 and didn't like it as much as gtav, San Andreas, or jc2

[@thatsapaddlin4194]

Best GTA SA gameplay video I've ever seen. Good work.

[@trifectatodisect-ya6277]

Sorry if I'm wrong but, San Andreas and GTA 5 are set in the same place?

[@SlimeProductionable]

its also my birthday

[@lovethegames97]

Happy birthday :D

[@roslynagaltsova911]

Happy birthday how old ar you now ? Please reply ?

[@lovethegames97]

Dude don't be creepy! Gtfo

[@lindabazan8227]

Roslyn Agaltsova TAH fuck

[@henryrong]

Guess what? I DO care(plot twist) happy birthday ! (might be a little late :P)

[@2kidsvlogging36]

#betterthanfive come at me haters

[@BKnight_]

No one is going to hate on a fact...

[@2kidsvlogging36]

Technical ShizzleWizzle thank you

[@Mcbasher9]

Did you want attionen or some thing

[@2kidsvlogging36]

Bonnie The Bunny no I am just stating a fact if you have a problem with that I couldn't care less

[@corneliusvaginus630]

The thing is it's true.

[@devon5714]

1:10 And how much of GTA V did he do? Most of the challenges and Little and Cubed series! OMG

[@bethanyjkiley4396]

Do a nother part

[@ohmybreadsticks]

Get a TANK

[@Iamthedeception]

LXGIWYL PROFESSIONALSKIT UZUMYMW Weapon cheats.

[@Braydon667]

***** No, no, no. You've got it all Wrong... The ultimate Weapon cheat would be........... SDFDHSGFDHSDFVSNGJKHGIKNGHRDGXNFHDSGGMKIGGFDBFJDFGDFHHGDFHRFY...... Yep........ That is all.

[@emzedjiklool511]

saying these outloud makes me remember them, EL-EX-GE-WILL! (professional's kit) OZOMAYAMO

[@EasyBakeEpix1365]

Iamthedeception i know i choose Pskit/ professionalskit my favourite weapon code

[@stevehayhurst3572]

Iamthedeception P

[@_questionmark_]

I'll have 2 number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45's, 1 with cheese, and a large soda.

[@Graylord88]

Why do so many people act like this was cutting edge graphics? It was pretty shit looking, even for the time it was released. There were games both before and straight after this that looked a lot better. Yeah, the game was hours upon hours of fun, but stop pretending it looked even remotely good.

[@yugioh1581]

pearl bipin Reported.

[@Graylord88]

pearl bipin Ehm, you may be using English words, but that comment sure as hell doesn't make any sense.

[@hiqqo]

Harichi Kashanami For... what?

[@yugioh1581]

Yad Jomhur That the account may be hacked... okay, i should of read the whole comment, but when I see "something free blabla"I just go to report...

[@yugioh1581]

pearl bipin Okay..

[@talqa337]

Better than Gta v

[@corneliusvaginus630]

San Andreas will always be better than any other gta game but personally I think gta v is the shitist game rockstar have ever made.

[@user-it8ty3ki2j]

Ohhhh You guys are different

[@219SilverChoc]

Are you asking for attention? If you are you failed :)

[@corneliusvaginus630]

Quack Team BritishActionGamer me?

[@corneliusvaginus630]

Its my actual opinion but we all have our own opinions.

[@219SilverChoc]

Cornelius Vaginus good. idont know whitch is my least favourerte or faveroute

[@connaughkimberbradley821]

Did anybody else notice on nerdcubed other SA video when hes challenged to survive the riot. At 10:25 a cat pops up and it says to vote kitty

[@GMYTC]

I love how they have the forth road & rail bridge as a tribute to Scotland

[@PaperSeraphim]

Ok, so; When that caravan hit the ramp and started plummeting... who else started hearing the Spaceballs theme?

[@ternerbot7619]

oh, the nostalgia of GTA: SA on my ps2, my parents not even knowing I have it and trying to stealth-play it so no one would know... and I had so much fun.. it had this certain.... feeling playing it

[@lukewebb5600]

I remember doing a 100-point turn to try and squeeze that giant plane into the hangar you can own, only being possible when I broke the wings or something. Couldn't get the bloody thing out ever again.

[@samrobertson2002]

Just started playing this again...the feels... THE FEELS

[@Incognito-bj8xf]

Bro this nostalgia makes me bare sad

[@rattersnatters]

Nerdcubed challenges... get into area 51

[@seskorirkeashimrui3556]

aera 61 is what it's caled on this game

[@jeffreyquinn357]

aden Blackmon Area 69

[@YeloFelo]

"Maybe a challenge or too" Oh, if only he knew...

[@subhranild7460]

And I can't belive GTA 6 is here. Watching this makes me so nostalgic!

[@ohlookasquirrel4942]

19 years old now !

[@snipertf2229]

“Ah, that’s the draw distance I remembe- OH SHIT RAVENE!!!” -NerdCubed, Thanks for my yearbook quote

[@scj6693]

Sniper TF2 ravine*

[@Cruzz999]

"Maybe a challenge or two" Understatement of the century.

[@GAIUSJAKE]

5 years later this video is still awesome

[@skalerz396]

He says "one or two" challenges. There are so many challenges he could make a TV show out of them.

[@iiGingiey]

That trail you had when you were swimming is actually a glitch that you can fix by turning on the frame limiter.

[@Shoebill]

"gta san andreas was 9 years ago" it is now 17 years ago

[@skd_don]

Time fuckin flies bro

[@daltonSmile]

9:00 the bottom one said downtown Dan. OPEN UR FRACKING EYES!!!

[@OwenOGuk]

In the north bit...if I remember correctly there was an amazing jump you could do from a cabin:)

[@Matilda127]

I do love how the Hydra in GTA 5 is nearly identical to this one (minus the massive jet engine)

[@callumharrod3135]

oh dan ... you havent yet released how great Gta 5 becomes and how much your channel will grow with it