Nerd³ Tests... FTL - Captain's Edition

Captain's log... uh oh.
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[@thesandboxgamer3420]

FTL: The game where you lose. FTL: Captain's Edition: The game where you lose, but there's more ways to die. And that's better!

[@cameronwofford8709]

Dan goes back to a Machinima style "13 Ways to Die" but FTL:CE edition

[@no1DdC]

The developers of this mod stated that they aimed for a ten percent success rate for experienced players (for the non-infinite run). Just so you know what you're getting into. It's magnificent.

[@l3dcobra120]

Lmao. As a player who murders everything and is glad that AE gave me more ways to do so, CE was a little hard for me to play.

[@FernFolf1]

TheSandboxGamer I was like # 666

[@ssnowbanditt]

ive beaten FTL many times

[@remus2226]

I want to see Dan's father trying this while Dan is cuffed and gagged. You just hear him silently screaming as dozens of fires dissolve the ship.

[@TheXcizer]

Remus beautiful

[@confusingdalek709]

This is how I feel when watching dan play it

[@pale2457]

I'm more concerned as to why you want to see Dan cuffed and gagged.

[@remus2226]

Because of a dark interest of mine developed through the years.

[@Tigercup9]

I would LOVE to see Dan try to couch Steve through this game while Steve just kind of ignores him.

[@sandwich2473]

Darn. Been ages since I've seen an FTL video. Would be cool to get a series.

[@sandwich2473]

I would love to see more videos on this. The streams would probably be good. Would be nice if you could dual stream on youtube, as well as twitch, but twitch won't allow it if you're partnered. Darn shame

[@Antonyo079]

how about a permadeath haha

[@CalMusicCovers]

I mean technically he's already done a series, he's done 4 episodes, a permadeath and a few challenges if I can remember correctly

[@sink899]

I'd love that, I was so sad when northenlion's series ended with no warning

[@Some_Really_Random_Dude.]

Right, so a three minute series?

[@PlayerZeroStart]

The best part of this video is "Wait, did I send him to repair something and forget about him? Oh my god, is he the Micky of my ship?!"

[@dakotajoel9502]

"Just three of those pathetic humans!" Umm... Dan? One of those "humans" was purple...

[@Ethonoris]

I like to imagine that Dr. Jones is the ship's doctor, but he has no medical knowledge whatsoever, cause he's actually an archaeologist, and when ever the captain asks him to do something, he's like, "Dammit Amrita, I'm an archaeologist, not a doctor! Well, I mean I am a doctor, but not that kind of doctor!"

[@kalebfromme6482]

Collin Burkhart Like that one guy from Star Gate

[@snek1356]

... You mean star trek, right? That was a joke? No...? Well, guess i better watch star gate...

[@downgradefan]

I thought this was about Indiana Jones PhD :)

[@ZBlueprinceZ]

"We'll be fine as long as none of these shots misses" *Immediate visit by Murphy's Law*

[@minscandboo9749]

That is SSUch a good name for a ship... Also, this game needs giant space hamsters.

[@jameshaywood2288]

I always name my ship "The Space Kraken". Because it sounds majestic and also deadly.

[@toadthefungus6650]

I thought he was gonna name it the USS Dave

[@kieransaul2711]

+James Haywood "The Space Kraken" should be the name of the next big roller-coaster for Canada's Wonderland. It should also live up to it's name by literally reaching up to space. Space elevators. We'll need space elevators. Somebody call Elon Musk, he'll find a way to make it happen.

[@oireal7261]

Seeing that ASB lock on miss and the fire just wizz by with 'MISS' under it had me in knots laughing. Dan oblivious to the immediate danger was the icing on the cake! Hope to see more FTL in the future :)

[@craigbainton4173]

Yes yes yes yes yes yes I have FTL now it's amazing I'm addicted and its your fault 👍😄

[@sink899]

FTL is like crack. If only they'd port it to android :/ (for reference there is an iphone version, but not an android one.)

[@Aaron24371]

i wish it was on iphone but its only on ipad

[@aleksandarpopov5825]

September will come game similar to FTL but with multiplayer :/

[@kieransaul2711]

Half a year after I unlocked it, I'm still stuck on the goddamn Zoltan ship. My challenge to myself is to unlock every ship on medium difficulty. Needless to say, it's a time-consuming one.

[@simethigsomethingidfk]

I love that part when he blows up... no I have not watched the video yet.

[@owendavies3786]

Bob_Bobington you should have

[@pauldeddens5349]

Well he doesnt blow up, so yeah... i just love the part where the video doesnt end (AKA all 30 min of it)

[@ThomasPlaysTheGames]

Dan, you should consider taking a look at Rimworld. It's a nice little game with cannibals, pyromaniacs, bloodthirsty chickens, colony management, and chaos..

[@Jo-de3st]

FTL on the ground but with pychopathic cavemen and Deathrays.

[@iKentEven]

YASS

[@simethigsomethingidfk]

you are forgeting the invicible giant mech slugs, dogs that rip your eyes out (no seriously am I the only one that allways has eyeles people), random roaming packs of beavers that are literally EVERYWHERE really where did you come from I'm in the middle of the god dam ocean *deep breaths*, illnesses that can kill anything and anyone you ever loved in -10 seconds , wind turbines that don't work beacuse there is that one god dam tree just at the edge of there range that no one ever gets around to removing *deeper breaths*, those ship parts that make every one go insane but you can't break beacuse you know there is some slug with a big ass gun waiting to rip everyone to shreds *blood pressure rising*, random structures built into every hill you see that have a bunch of sleeping pods that ether contain sleeping assassin's with guns or giant death slugs, just those god dam mech death slugs really why are they allways there why... they just never die like really they can take like 9000 bullets and step through 19 spike traps brake through 6 iron doors and then walk right through 16 turrets (assuming your electrical system didn't short out)*blood pressure vary high*, and Randy god dam Random that mother FUCKER, (Randy decides what to do next) "ya I'll just light your house on fire while sending a pack of 900,000 raiders to your house, also your electrical grid just shorted out. oh ya I forgot your doctor has the pleuge, and everyone has aids" seariusly I hope you random AI story teller DIE. *aneurysm*

[@ThomasPlaysTheGames]

A bit of a tip because it seems like you're having a hard time with the Mechs : Sniper rifles. They don't have the range so you have to stay as far back as possible.

[@kalebfromme6482]

Bob_Bobington The Beavers always get me... Damn beavers

[@michaelduncan8531]

Yes. Some FTL again!

[@kennethern1232]

Dan should seriously do another permadeath of FTL using Captain's Edition: Infinite with the Endless Loot addon.

[@cheesekingofdenmark6910]

I literally watched all your other FTL videos yesterday... We need a completes series with this mod!

[@antony9267]

Take-two is going to buy Subset Games and shut down this mod

[@meeper3017]

Antony TRC nah subset games would never sell out

[@BigRazzmatazz]

The joke The head of meeper30

[@cameronwofford8709]

Everyone knows that mods ruin fun anyway (I'm only joking).

[@PromptedHawk]

Of course, mods ruin any possible fun in a game! Who in their right mind would want Thomas The Tank Engine instead of a dragon?! How is that fun?

[@robotman3440]

Prompted Hawk maybe because they're sick of seeing the same dragons around...I really don't know

[@xlucentwings]

Am I the only one who was disappointed Dan didn't name the ship, HMS HMS?

[@cnat_sepll]

THE NOSTALGIA

[@DavidTheGamerDude]

USS Please Don't Die

[@ruairiokane7625]

I was waiting for the USSSSSS.

[@CpnGame]

19:08 ...One of those mantises is named "Utsuho". ...does it, by chance, have the ability to control nuclear fusion?

[@callumlangley6717]

That Quark guy is a little *strange*

[@matthewbarwood863]

Langers You deserve more recognition for that pun

[@12345NOU54321]

I thought he had a certain charm...

[@ze_rubenator]

He really seemed to be on top of things.

[@404killer]

PLEASE MORE

[@ryanramsammy2541]

How fitting I had a Captain Morgans ad right before the video

[@yi_olde_fashioned]

A complete series of Dan playing FTL by unlocking all ships on vanilla would be the dream

[@MihitsTilozi]

Ah the end of the weekend, I'll just put on a video while I go to sleep. FTL? Guess I'll be intently watching for the next 30 minutes. Oh, a freakin' sweet mod? Guess I'll playing FTL myself for the next two hours. While I could just work on my self control... its easier to blame Dan. (More FTL Plz :D)

[@josephhenderson2538]

Socializing with your crew actually has a chance to give you really good benefits. For instance, an AI hologram (those are in this mod) gives you random tips on how to play, a Zoltan (the glowey energy guys) can generate extra energy to give you a few bits of fuel, Mantis (the fighty bug ones) reveal that they're pregnant and give birth to a new crew member, and a Lanius (the spikey guys that suck oxygen out of whatever room they're in) reproduces if you give it around 67 scrap to give you an extra crew member.

[@HYpr1337time]

hm. i see a lanius stealth cruiser playthrough possibly.

[@wahoo3256]

When I saw that he was playing the game again I legitimately inhaled happily

[@SuperSamcity]

Be right back real life, nerdcubed just uploaded and it's an FTL game.

[@zepper2642]

I literally installed Captain's Edition just a few weeks ago. Dan, you're a psychic.

[@owainnewton326]

I was just revisiting all of the old ftl videos as well. Love this game.

[@YourMoralCompas]

*looks through subscription box* *sees new Nerdcubed video* Oooo ok I'm in *sees FTL in the title* *taps so hard on it breaking the phone screen*

[@xavierh.5102]

I want to see a game like FTL but with capital ships... obviously it would need a new UI so it would be easier to manage a few hundred people, but i think the end result would be really fun.

[@Tigercup9]

I got back into FTL recently so I will consider getting this mod, thanks Dan.

[@danjackson5793]

More FTL 😁👍

[@KoalaProductions]

less emoji!

[@objectiveopinions2515]

EMOJI MOVIE JUNE 28TH!

[@SirCabooseCCCP]

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[@multipleshoe1966]

Dan jackson love ftl :D

[@scj6693]

I'm a simple man. I see dan playing FTL, I drop everything and watch

[@batcat4136]

As someone who has spent way over 100 hours in FTL and most of those in captains edition some parts of this video hurt. Like watching you sell that requisition license. I was screaming at my scream but you could not hear

[@VentrueMinis]

"Space racist..." oh shit. I never expected to get nostalgia from a Nerdcubed video.

[@mistersmiley9425]

FTL is by far the hardest game I've ever played. And I can't stop playing it.

[@chargedcapacitorwdasddsaf6833]

Dan should play Space Station 13. It's like FTL, but you play on a station with demonic cults, incompetent security guards, and murderous clowns.

[@pieguy6992]

Next FTL Upload: When we have REAL FTLs

[@Lone_Rocket]

I have recently gotten back into FTL. Its as fun and difficult as I remeber. This is mostly thanks to Nerdcubed's Lowkey Twitch streams.

[@EM.6979]

YOOOO Fucking love FTL videos! Gotta love Nerdcubed, never know what he's gonna upload next

[@frogsshadow4189]

"There's probably a baby propped up somewhere." Not exactly. This game is five years old now so it could be a little kid. Kinda surprising it's still this awesome though

[@tenebrousnova636]

I've always hoped you'd find this mod. I really hope you make another video on it!

[@potatoswallower4989]

"There's people who watch this channel who are younger than this game, did you know that?" Literally right after he says "woah what the fuck is that thing?!"

[@ASURMlN]

No kidding, when he named it the USS SSU I had that exact thought in my mind a few seconds prior. DAN I'm at the point that I can see your thoughts, why...

[@TheASBSS]

I think last time Dan played FTL on the channel, he was still saying "Hello, procrastinators"

[@thenotoriousdig610]

Nerdcubed playing mods? This should be a series

[@radpenguin2095]

An FTL video that ends WITHOUT Dan dying? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO REAL DAN?!

[@frankspice2123]

I played captains edition normally without realising it lol I thought that the pc edition was the captains edition

[@cooldotty1345]

"I still don't trust those rocks" *literally buys a rock in the next beacon and says hes trustworthy*

[@uncomfysapphic8415]

i literally screamed when i saw that dan was playing ftl again

[@alexnoya6910]

I am so happy that this popped up in my feed

[@Syntember]

Dan: "The USS... erm dunno what to call it" Me: "SSU" Dan: "SSU" *Chokes on my rice laughing*

[@joseph9342]

Dr Jones, Dr Jones, Calling Dr Jones, Dr Jones, Dr Jones get up now. (All I could think of when ever he was mentioned. What happened to Aqua?)

[@festivebear9946]

thi-... this is happening? FTL is back?? Dan, you... you are my hero

[@The73MPL4R]

All these people making these incredible FTL mods And I made an absurdly overpowered banana as a ship

[@andrewruegsegger7754]

it actually would be really awesome if you streamed FTL, dan. extremely awesome.

[@masiivedumpa]

This should be a series

[@Timalay]

"I don't trust rock ships", next turn hires a rock crew member. lol

[@Rateus_Johanson]

Dan, shut the back doors half your ship is a vacuum!!! Oh thank goodness, there we go.

[@Jofoyo]

Dan: FTL is really addicting and you should play it Proceeds to not know what is included in the mod or just vanilla FTL

[@connorbinversie6092]

Perfect timing, just bought the mobile version, I fucking love you Nerd, if you start up FTL again that would be amazing

[@Ghostneedle1]

Dealing system damage when the system is already red doesn't 'keep the system down' as you're assuming, it doesn't damage the repair progress at all so it's best to fire at a different system rather than a red one.

[@user-dx8nj7qj2g]

I feel it should be possible for an out matched enemy to start counting down until they jump into your ship destroying you both

[@malign3158]

IM NOT EVEN THROUGH THE AD AND I LOVE IT

[@simethigsomethingidfk]

Yay more FTL. WAIT A MOD, HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTS. NEVER MIND IM NOT WATCHING THIS IM GOING TO PLAY FTL

[@jetex6964]

*comes out while I'm playing FTL*

[@Whazzupie]

Yes! Hoped he'd play this soon after Into Darkness mod, this is late, but awesome!

[@planetfall666]

"I wanna missile you right in the special area." ~Nerdcubed 2017

[@TGC40401]

"Wow! Look how expensive people are" - Dan (The nerd Cubed guy you've never heard of... Josh)

[@neolithiumproduction]

Ah, memories. I always loved opening the airlocks on intruders in my ship and watching them die from lack of oxygen. xD

[@AstroPsych_]

For the record, I've been pointing that out for literally _YEARS._

[@peytonfaz]

Omg that's weird that I wanted him to do a new FTL video yesterday and now he's doing it today. :D

[@maxmitchell1131]

I'm glad we get to see this game again!

[@ThomasPlaysTheGames]

GTA5's rating has passed the 70% threshold.

[@PromptedHawk]

Recent reviews on Steam are Overwhelmingly Negative, and the Overall has dropped down to Mixed. Take this, Take Two.

[@ValentineC137]

+Prompted Hawk i fucking love the internet sometimes

[@PromptedHawk]

I've never seen people so united on anything in my life. I mean, people were pissed at Bethesda and their paid mods, but now that someone's actually taken it this far, I'm so happy to see everyone's working to set the correct precedent.

[@umad42]

Just be glad that he doesn't have a level 2 or 3 hacking system on your O2. He could have drained your ship

[@nicks9764]

i want more of this only because its FTL

[@charliecooper5039]

Dan should definitely do a completes on either this game (Collecting every ship) or a mod for this game which would give it an ending

[@luketheirishteen]

Would love a series on FTL

[@bloodied_reaper1510]

Please make this a series!

[@626lancer]

For a second. For one, slimmer of a second, I thought he'd write the USS Plan B. Times have changed... I cannot move from the past.

[@TheXcizer]

More FTL shit, I'm so happy

[@marksman1416]

Makes me want to play this again. Also very slightly bugs me that he doesn't play using the hotkeys.

[@Bitw-lv8qf]

See's Dan playing FTL clicks immediately

[@connorhouston6379]

Pls make a series of this game with this mod.

[@MaxJFT]

I've wanted to get you to play this for like a year now

[@jasonkeats931]

kelly- "captain! there are several fires in the med bay and drone bay!" jay- "sir, two men have died in this battle! we only have three left including yourself!" kelly-"captain!! the hostile ship is charging weapons! we can't take another hit! we need to move! now" nerd cubed- "hmmmmm..." *explosion* nerd cuded- "fuck!"

[@Jarrettallmighty]

I literally just watched your other FTL videos again cause I missed the series!

[@Mantis_Toboggan_TrashMan]

FTL is one of the best games ever made I swear. It's so simple and pure in it's game play.

[@AlteredBuzzard]

with captains edition you will almost always find something that fucks you over.

[@Q8Bart]

Captain's Log: Dan was here :)

[@joedog62]

captain Morgan's commercial was playing before this felt appropriate

[@adammountford5703]

When Dan says 'jesus' he sounds so much like jon its crazy

[@shadedfalcon]

I'd love to see Dr. Jones' life. Always felt kinda bad for Mickey, love to see what would happen if he had traveled with the Doctor. Guess Jones is as close as we'll get.

[@Taratorial]

The menu is so beautiful... All these colours, and things, and other things. I sound *really* high.

[@Taratorial]

New tongue twister: Who will use the USS SSU to sue you, the sous chef.

[@Taratorial]

3 views when I started. I wonder how many there will be by the end.

[@Taratorial]

3992. And 496 likes. And 4 dislikes. 4 people are idiots.

[@hartobriant4734]

Turn this into a series

[@pixul9815]

Dan: oh okay, load the weapons! *hacking device is activated* We lost our weapons! Also Dan: Well good thing we have shields *laser takes down engines and shields* An, okay, bad timing!

[@brodiewatson9627]

Please do a series on this it's has been a while since the last FTL video

[@tgp5462]

Dan have you tried This is the Police? I love FTL for being so addictive and I found them to be similar in how addictive they are.

[@Daizo]

forgot how beautiful the music was in this~

[@greenscarf5417]

18:58 What's the nuke birb doing in here lol