Nerd³ Tests... Supreme: Pizza Empire - Saucy

[@RaketenKuhGewehr]

I like it when Dan plays these hyper-realistic games.

[@hourzerox]

I'm still not fully convinced the graphics aren't live footage.

[@inn0version727]

RaketenKuhGewehr Those physics are mind blowing... Look at the vehicle damage 😍

[@akleughuglouh]

RaketenKuhGewehr as someone who's worked making pizza, everything about this is wrong. EVERYTHING!

[@mrmundyyy]

+Akleughuglouh You're a smart one, aren't you

[@Eddiee757]

Akleughuglouh that’s what we call in the business *a joke*

[@SSofIreland]

"These are not the breadsticks they ordered." *music stops at perfect moment*

[@ThePOOBOOolcrdtsjkoe]

You know there was a city called Dave. It was demolished by a meteorite or something.

[@OneJazzyBoye]

Yeah, I heard there was nothing left but a bunch of water and some guy screaming "What the fuck!?"

[@CpnGame]

On the bright side, I hear the Funko Pop shortage is over.

[@Dekko69420]

R.I.P

[@isyi123]

Matt - the real brains behind the channel confirmed

[@JamesUnderscoreZero]

isyi123 Still, fuck Matt.

[@Daniel_K95]

Joomes Shistie no thanks I'm a heterosexual male and I don't find Matt attractive as he's a man

[@JamesUnderscoreZero]

Faze_Booce2.0​ That doesn't really apply to Matt since he's an 8 year old goth girl. However, I wouldn't fuck him either way.

[@jesserule1803]

my god you too just had the best conversation ever and i'm honored i got to see it

[@davidevans8527]

IM SIKC OF THEES SYBERVULLOES!

[@MacGhriogair]

Who orders a pizza twice in one day.... me. After I moved out of my parents house for college, the Pizzaria called my parents to make sure that I was ok since I hadn't ordered in awhile.

[@goldytrix7233]

MacGhriogair if your serious then that's amazing

[@MacGhriogair]

I am... I really like pizza :P

[@SoggySoup]

I've heard that same story like 100 times in the past 2 years.

[@notyourbusiness5193]

I order a pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner and I know the owner of the small pizza restaurant near me so its awesome

[@MotherSoren]

Thats the like, 30th time i've heard this same story.

[@dragmire3D]

This game makes me miss Pizza Tycoon. Managing your pizza chain empire's expansion locations, decor, toppings, illegal weapons trade and ice cream flavors was an enthralling experience in the mid 90s.

[@fernandoflynn]

The guy making the pizza looks like a playmobil doll.

[@TheShadesOfBlack]

Cook, Serve, Disappointing.

[@greybeard29]

How bad am I at succumbing to subjective advertising. Just this video made me want to order pizza and bbq wings.

[@landofthedead09]

as a person who worked in a pizza shop for 2 years. This is completely accurate.

[@axelx666]

You and another guy who worked at one for 3 years said the same thing So it makes it more true!

[@TheBlackFalcon]

Are cheese an endangered species?

[@audixas1]

Are grammar?

[@pigeonssuck6943]

The rumour come out; Does cheese is endangered?

[@axelx666]

That's proper grammar Are: a whole Is: questioning said whole It Can be a rhetoric question "Are cheese an endangered species?" It sounds odd But grammatically, it's correct "Is" is used more often "Is cheese an endangered species?" "Are cheese an endangered species?" Is SHOULD be used in that situation But are can also be used. Cheese would have to refer to a whole as I said Cheese would have to be MULTIPLE Wheras "is" would be singular SO! To reiterate. Are: referring to ALL cheeses, not just one. Is: referring to ONE cheese, It sounds weird But yes It's grammatically correct.

[@pigeonssuck6943]

Yay, you got it! =D

[@BadJellyman100]

Read in Gordon Ramsay’s voice

[@MrBioTom1]

Haven't had dinner...got through this whole video without being tempted to order a pizza. Flatmate comes in "hey want to order pizza?" BUT I WAS DOING SO WELL!

[@terryflopycow2231]

Imagine that though at the beginning. "I'm calling to place an order, I'd like a pizza" "No"

[@HTK256]

This game reminds me of a game i played on our old pc. where any text i would see i would just click randomly because i didn't know how to read. The times where the wallpaper was just a green field. Good ol' times..

[@jacobgray6673]

You know there's this really good cooking game, it's called Cook, Serve, Delicious. This honestly looks like something Jim-Fucking-Sterling-Son! would talk about.

[@AdumskaH]

Fujiwara Pizza. Comes complete with alot of sauce and a drifting delivery boy.

[@furrydevil1]

Imagine ordering a pizza then 40 seconds later a car is Tokyo drifting in to your drive...thats the world i want to live in!

[@audixas1]

Pizza Dude's Incredibly Stressful Life

[@ruthemilygem]

God when that person ordered pizza at 11am and Dan shouted student I felt personally attacked. Listen. If you order enough at lunchtime you can have leftovers for dinner.

[@pale2457]

Probably an accurate representation of how it feels to work in a real pizzeria.

[@Gorfinhofin]

I was foolishly hoping this would be like Fast Food Tycoon. EDIT: The jingly sound it makes when you get back to your shop sounds like my alarm clock and it's giving me agita.

[@AnnaJam]

"This is inneficent, I need a delivery boy, you could all ways get spiderman to do it

[@bolbistraganovski5239]

So, this is basically a 3d version of the flash game, Papa's pizzeria, but with driving as well.

[@6105boe]

"Are cheese an endangered species? I don't know... are grammar?" LMAO this is gonna be comedy gold all the way

[@smith040296]

The whole time I'm watching this "kraut crab pizza" is playing in my head.

[@alexisauld7781]

I'm just going to stop and appreciate the fact that Dan pronounced jalapeños correctly.

[@MCDexpo]

The Pizza making part reminds me of an old pc game called Pizza Tycoon. It had a section where you made pizzas the same way...

[@ThymbraeusPresents]

Dave's Pizza is a local pizza place in the city I grew up in and it honestly makes the best pizza

[@AnitaHandy65]

I laughed way harder than I probably should've at the "can i get any upgrades?" game: "NO"

[@vraisairs9201]

I love imagining Dan cooking and every time he uses an ingredient, he says, "oooooohhuuughhhh"

[@ImperatorSupreme]

Clearly they need a Japanese sports car and a water cup to tell you if your handbrake turns are damaging the pizza.

[@jellybeanjackrabbit]

I love that litle sound Dan made after his 'tate bud' joke lol

[@badwolf9090]

Finally! Dinner has been ready for 3 minutes.

[@nathancarlisle2094]

Having worked in pizza delivery I found this video thoroughly entertaining.

[@axelx666]

When Dan makes the pizzas My OCD goes though the roof and I start screaming and twitching.

[@GamePlague]

So basically this is a game where the only gameplay is memorizing how much of something you need when somebody says "a lot" or "a little" and then driving the same short easy routes over and over. And also sometimes clicking a few things with a time limit that you'd only fail if you weren't even looking at the screen. Then you finally get far enough in the game where you can hire people to do some of the gameplay for you.

[@attackdog6824]

Is that lazy town, "we are number one" 2014-2017.

[@Ranger_4878]

Oliver Graney is that still a thing

[@attackdog6824]

no

[@ndro_gyny]

24 hours special stream of this for three millions please. Also I miss you on Going in Raw, Dan. Surprise Comeback at BIG balls of fire Maybe?

[@Angrydonkey123]

This just proves I will watch him literally play anything...and I will still enjoy it

[@Hollycalvey]

HOLY SHIT when you read out "shop name" i went "dave" and you actually named it dave haha i've spent too long watching you

[@BigDylan66]

Holly Calvey he names everything Dave it's a given at this point

[@Daniel_K95]

A scrapyard that ordered a pizza huh sounds like a film where the pizza delivery guy gets kidnapped and forced to rob and bank to defuse the bomb

[@CrabQueen]

That city is a prebought asset. Seen numberous times in Jim Sterling's videos.

[@owenroberts5726]

Why do I see this little town in lots of games?!

[@papamilios]

OMG I thought I was the only one.

[@Aviationftw936]

It's probably an asset that you can buy from the Unity store.

[@mentalspartan5598]

Aviationftw936 it is

[@TheNephilimofEmpireCity]

This entire game is a Unity store asset flip

[@kommodore6691]

Owen Roberts Yeah Jim Sterling covered this asset city a few times it was in that bird game where you crap on people.

[@kianleggett7938]

this is the earliest I have ever been from the years I have been watching

[@fred.wilko4176]

That fresh supreme top

[@evilutionltd]

Why has cheddar cheese got holes in it in this game?

[@lbc2013]

‘Oh no. I’ve given pizza to Arnold Rimmer.’

[@JakesterVideo]

Can we all agree that this is *Cook, Serve, Delicious* with only one dish and an unnecessary driving minigame?

[@HappyHyena]

"Can I get some upgrades?" "NO!" I rofld

[@zombiekiller515]

Even Dan knows about the hoover effect of the new hybrid turbo F1 cars

[@Brunoki22]

"Tests"? Damn Dan, this game is 2 years old at least and it still a work in progress? Damn...

[@Ward1706]

"1 pizza and 4 sides? I quit." Clearly, you haven't worked at a pizza place.

[@bepvk]

Literally watching red dwarf before this, and Dan slips in a red dwarf reference, coincidence? probably the fault of that quantum rod

[@davidvasey5065]

How do the customers know the food is still warm if they have just recieved it and haven't taken it out of the box yet?

[@angrybidoof847]

Nivada Star the box would be warm, imply the food is also warm

[@ricknmorty6294]

They’re Harry Potter on crack

[@pinkandypandy]

Best line of the this video "Pineapple, you sick fuck!" hahaha

[@carterknox3096]

Dan, I just saw and the trailer for Planet Coaster PAX 2017. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! MORE LIGHTS TO PLACE!

[@shimotuazuma9485]

I watched this ages ago from a guy named revocane who loves his za. This game doesent seems to have changed much.

[@deadpie1234]

Douchebags represent! I still remember the person being ripped apart by an angry mob because he didn't protect them.

[@-kyoto]

Gouda Tursimo: The real Cheddar Simulator

[@SamanthaPuchlerz]

Lost it at "Tate Buds."

[@rafaelf4734]

A couple of years ago there was a free mobile game called prop hunt (didn't have micro transactions) wich had the exact same aesthetic and map as this game. So I'm guessing the devs have moved on to this wich is pretty neat.

[@SnowflakeVee]

Seems like a mobile game with the timers shortened and the microtransactions and bottom-of-the-screen-banner adverts removed

[@Metallica4Life92]

I want Dan to bake me a pizza now

[@IndorilTheGreat]

There's a Dave's Pizza less than a mile from me. Delicious pizza there. This is fantastic.

[@parkeradelaide4579]

the pizza making part is like the mini game in club penguin

[@hughmungus4274]

"are cheese an endangered species" was grammatically correct I think Cheese being plural "Is sheep an" "Are sheep an" You wouldn't say "Is lions an"

[@ajdaniels]

Now I want to play Pizza Syndicate/Fast Food Tycoon again...

[@jekanyika]

I used to love Pizza Syndicate.

[@Ravenhar]

"Pineapples, you sick fuck" I died XD

[@darkhawkgames]

The pizza guy looks almost exactly like Jay's old profile picture. Holy shit, when did Jay open a pizzeria?

[@SquidOfOverkill]

HUNGRIEST PERSON ON THE PLANET: Hello, Yes. I would like two small pizzas please, and a side of garlic bread.

[@forealdo25]

PSA: If you want to play a real game about running a pizza empire, try Pizza Tycoon 1 & 2. Both are available on GOG.

[@srivastava767]

After watching this video I wouldn't want Dan making me a pizza that's for sure.

[@josephcantwell3552]

Woo refreshed at the right time

[@neb1006]

This should have been called "nerdcubed tastes"

[@doctorminigun]

I actually had a heart track watching this

[@Balsiefen]

And his mustachiod Italian assistant is called Mary...

[@yousiefal-naseri3370]

Has anyone noticed ever since hello procrastinators he starts most videos with a prolonged "I"

[@thearcheduck8746]

The intro of this game uses assets! I have seen that exact town on a mobile game.......... This is just a suspicion so if someone less lazy can look into it for me that would be nice.

[@jellybeanjackrabbit]

Dough, sauce, cheese, topping, dough, sauce, cheese, topping...

[@crackedemerald4930]

that car's engine revs up to a ridiquilion

[@EvelynVoid]

Noticed that as well. Sounds like an old F1 engine.

[@vissenekku]

I'm sure I've seen him play this before.

[@deidaraart5]

As someone who has worked at a pizza place for 3.5 years I can confirm this is 100% accurate

[@axelx666]

You and another guy who worked at one for 2 years said the same thing So it makes it more true!

[@75oharas]

I think that town is a unity pack, I think Jim Stirling showed it Ina game about being a bird crapping on people

[@Utonian21]

I used to play a prop hunt like game on my phone, it had this exact map in it....

[@edwardsr70]

"Pineapple you sick fuck" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ShadowAkatora]

"What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt, huh?!"

[@AJM_213]

The city at the start looks identical to the one map in prop hunt mobile. anyone?

[@bananamanking12]

IluminatiBanana exactly what I was thinking.

[@fudgepop01]

i expected this to turn into something like 'Froggy Fractions' partway in. Sadly, that did not happen :(

[@TheFuryGlitch]

I swear I played a game in this map but you played as a t-rex that destroyed everything

[@tyleralberico9340]

I much prefer these test videos over the competes.

[@someeggs5764]

isn't this basically that old club penguin pizza making game (plus some driving)

[@brycicle1062]

The way the map in the beginning was the same map from prop hunt on iPad

[@clunkwestweed4541]

This video didn't need to last this long

[@daHool2k5]

This is just like Papa's Pizzeria, except that one had better mechanics and also is a free flash game.

[@daxtron2]

It's the club penguin pizza making minigame

[@Zorokra]

I swear I've saw this little town somewhere before.

[@SlytherinReviews]

this would be better if it had some dance music playing in the background

[@KoalaProductions]

Dan, you're the mishykishylanjalow of wings!

[@swatboy763]

i challenge you to defuse two bombs in keep talking nobody explodes with one bomb expert!

[@georgebrown399]

If you leave the pizza in to long it catches fire and kills you, In the real world.