Nerd³ Toys - More Goddamn Blind Bags

[@parkeradelaide4579]

"What do kids like these days?" "Animals!" "Baloons!" "Violently pushing plungers!" ... "Gentlefolk. I have an idea."

[@DZ-1987]

Fools, the lot of them.

[@antisocial-gamer7293]

This Episode: Dan got jizzed on by a toy hatchling

[@Burner_1-one]

3:45 “shit that’s the blackest thing I’ve ever seen.” *stops* “Sorry Luke cage” Shit makes me giggle to this day.

[@fizrug1770]

6:15 "Big clittery eyes"

[@Eddiee757]

Could you imagine clit eyes

[@drewvonawesome8851]

I'd like to believe that Rebecca literally throws blind bags at him... PROVE ME WRONG NERDCUBED!

[@bryrk]

"Disabled transformers; anybody can play" I'm crying 😂 never fails to make me laugh, Dan doesn't

[@John190assman]

Bryony The Overthinking Pigeon I dont get it.

[@bryrk]

John190 the homicidal maniac, you'll get it when you're older

[@John190assman]

But I am 21.

[@rchetype7029]

Disabled people can only play with disabled toys. How did you go 21 years without learning that?

[@lukecoates587]

Original Archetypes I can? Huh, who knew?

[@chimpaflimp]

You need to get yourself an old Formica bookshelf and a blowtorch for these videos.

[@Ifakojesfd]

I can see perfectly

[@WildPortraitArtist]

Meme fortress 2 ashens? :D

[@jsb8261]

Whenever blind-bags are involved, it's amazing

[@ToyMan3000-Isaac]

I feel stupid thinking that the Lego movie sign read "Three Cucks and a snap" not Three Clicks.

[@berenbuchanan]

i love the cat on the top of the movie theatre set good adition

[@babel_]

For those that don't remember, that's the Communist train engine, Vladimir. The fat controller doesn't like him much (what with being bourgeoise and all).

[@ItsTripleAGaming]

5:11 as a (somewhat) disabled person, I laughed my butt off

[@kitkatwizard]

TripleAGaming Is that your disability? Not owning a butt? Do you have a prosthetic butt?

[@ItsTripleAGaming]

JaydenDraws well it looks like I need one now xD

[@kitkatwizard]

TripleAGaming xD

[@Ifakojesfd]

TripleAGaming are you a disabled transformer, though?

[@Ifakojesfd]

JaydenDraws did you just call Kim kardashian disabled?

[@pandapotato1617]

7:48 if I was a child with this I would fucking scream

[@LouseGrouse]

Thomas and Friends - Scanners Edition

[@McHeisenburger]

That train... thing would make for an excellent lint roller.

[@DZ-1987]

Or just another way for my friends to make me shit my pants 'cause that just half looked like a fish to me.

[@braydenh190]

13:11 for the fun

[@taylorknight5697]

*Reads title* THIS ISN'T ADVERTISER FRIENDLY

[@McHeisenburger]

But I got an ad. A Knack 2 ad as well.

[@dnl_lcknr690]

1:00 that’s popular 80/90s pop artist SEAL

[@adrianhoel1691]

Perfect thing to watch in the morning while waiting for school to start:D

[@crackedemerald4930]

3:18 i swear that it was a lumberjack's head until he turned it upside down

[@ch7639]

That "Spider Slayer Jameson" is from a comic where J. Jonah Jameson decides "Screw it" and creates a robot to murder Spiderman.

[@Jolanos]

Superior Spider-Man is actually Doc Ock who transferred his mind into Peter's body. Peter dies (but later comes back) and Ock sets out to prove that he will be better and become a Superior Spider-Man. It lasted 31 Issues and then Peter was resurrected. It's a fairly entertaining read.

[@miniops12]

9:06 dunno bout you but this fucking killed me

[@Narmatonia]

Maggie Schnauzer should be on the next dog cam. Also what lunatic would make a train squidgy like that?

[@DZ-1987]

A babist. Its like Communism but for babies.

[@SeamusFries]

Dog cam?

[@aeronmartin5637]

10:54, the marketing manager of AniMagic just came.

[@crygamer2547]

Rebecca is the Blind Bag fairy

[@VenseyNess]

I got a knack 2 ad before this. There isn't a skip button strong enough.

[@henrygee1073]

Vensey Ness me too it was terrible

[@SharkBait19904]

So did I. Singing about someones Willy or something.

[@Lil_Yoda]

Vensey Ness KNACK 2 BABYYYEEEE

[@RageSondrayy]

Black Manta 10/5 mastapeece

[@mcp12300]

What's that? A "The Knack" comeback?

[@polishenglish8356]

The dragon was astounding!!! The Thomas the Tank...weeeellll...not so much :D

[@jesseasher7520]

the physical, agonising, pain when you ripped open the minecraft box.

[@aadaoswin]

6:01 is It me or is the dog tripping balls

[@moorebear1]

0:58 you know I had to do it to em

[@ainrevwhite8565]

Nerd... Plz... I got a phobia of shite with air in it exploding.

[@Lucidity_At_Last]

PLOT TWIST: The next blind bags actually make you blind

[@ziyadchoudry3509]

More uploading please. Though not if you don't want to. We don't want to force you into anything

[@cassiehigginson218]

New best friend? What about Reagan? Is Maggie going to replace her?

[@kallumwilliams8235]

The last thing was supposed to stay inflated but yours had a hole in it

[@zafranorbian757]

That last thing looked disgusting. Seriously who thought this was a good idea?

[@ze_rubenator]

Anything is a good idea when it's just used for money laundering.

[@chloerogers8841]

I think the thing it spst out was acide

[@clownrock9558]

spider slayer jameson looks like yes man from new Vegas got a upgrade

[@ranchersniper45_61]

The other one was the diamond block series, the series is what block is the box

[@bonnibaby]

In the thumbnail Dan's hand looks like a dank meme

[@Scarlet_Soul]

You missed the chance to call it a Blind Bag Bonanza

[@nicktillott7452]

Dan really needed Maggie after the Tiny Towns VR video

[@shnoozezzz9752]

Hello procrastinators

[@mcp12300]

"James and the Trash Compactor"

[@next-jenngraphics9364]

The Marvel 500 blind bags are so god awful, at least the Spider-Man variants are. I got what they labeled as "The Lizard" who most certainly looked like a Deathclaw dipped in neon green paint with a bloodied leg hanging out of the mouth (the tongue).

[@pureheartx3576]

Those bags look like they're blind!

[@andiehuman]

i love the background music

[@MyNameCybr]

"its...i think... diseased" BAHAHAHA

[@airbornebovine]

I love reading the cinema signs

[@MicronOnline]

As some one who's familiar to using transformers, watching Dan use that toy was more frustrating then necessary

[@sandwich2473]

So... what makes it expand? It can't be an explosive, can it?

[@mcp12300]

Sandwich247 nah, no explosives that slow. I think it was something like vinegar and baking soda.

[@sandwich2473]

Makes sense.

[@EmperorJake]

Oh god it's like shed 17 all over again

[@SupergeoGaming]

One of the funniest things ive ever watched

[@FantasticHaz_2]

Fucking lost it when the liquid started.

[@JacobVoose]

How bout some mystery minis, Look it up they have rick and Morty fallout and MORE COLLECTABLE FIGURES BY... FUNKO Their good quality though

[@kabobawsome]

Voose200 I mean, Funko POP!s are fairly high quality figures, they're just shit when it comes to design.

[@parkeradelaide4579]

Voose200 are funko pops and pop vinyls the same thing?

[@PurpleAlzir]

Pop figures are made by funko. Pretty sure all of their stuff is made with vinyl.

[@toycatslawyer2726]

The spiderman robot thing reminds me of Fallout New Vegas.

[@thelittleginger6002]

It’s probably just water and Alka-seltzer.

[@Jarvalicious]

I thought he left his PS4 on in the background because of the music. But apparently it's just good old Kevin

[@jsb8261]

I actually have some of the Minecraft ones and like them. They're pretty cheap too.

[@Jarvalicious]

Look at the thing while I tear the package open with my teeth

[@alpinez28]

7:50 Omae wa mou shindeiru. NANI?

[@skadforlife454]

Disabled transformer robots in wheelchairs

[@snowlad23]

Well that last bit was horrific...

[@Darkstar1618]

beautifully done Dan

[@solarknight3942]

I require the surprisems to be truly happy

[@ohlookasquirrel4942]

Wasn't that Gordon who got bricked up ?

[@TheHolyBushGod]

Blind bag fleshlights are a thing now

[@mcp12300]

Alias Muse . . . Oh . . .

[@markcocker355]

Gordon got bricked up not James .

[@joeneil7448]

I like me those "Hatchem" things!

[@totallynotlogic9849]

the suprizimal stuff just made me think about what toys would look like if we didnt win world war 2

[@cdeer17]

The yuck bar thing they sell at my local toysrus they have almost a whole shelf for them XD

[@crackedemerald4930]

Am i a bloody heartless bastard for liking the red Thomas the dank engine than the weird eyed dog?

[@Star_.]

More of those hatchem thingys

[@GRex7777]

If you just line things up better that dark grimlock is really easy to put back together, though I don't see how you broke him to begin with. literally all you do is spin the legs around to become arms, then split the head to be robot legs.

[@Matt-cn2nn]

GRex7777 The plastic is a little bendy, so any bending the wrong way can cause the pieces to disconnect.

[@kitkatwizard]

Just here for my daily dose of Dan

[@VentrueMinis]

I swore that thing said "Marvel SOD" not "Marvel 500". I think sod would fit better, anyhow.

[@georgecooke6743]

"Oh shit that's the blackest thing i've ever seen.....Soeey Luke Cage"

[@godofcrap42]

Have you done Mystery Minis yet?

[@orangeboy155]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea sponge bob square pants. Who's squishy and yellow and kinda looks diseased. Spange bab square pants

[@justanotherpiccplayer3511]

Dan are you going to now buy all of the cute fluffy dog ones??

[@ekscalybur]

Way to phone it in.

[@davidbrooks1735]

When are you going to do a second autographs episode

[@braydenh190]

Do some more hatchimals and lol surprises

[@daisyrushton1574]

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

[@oliverwalker2848]

1000 degree knife vs... whatever the fuck this pink thing is

[@Weevilyre]

Yay more NOW DO MORE!!!!

[@LzzyHart]

Did anyone else get Madness vibes from 'Maggie Schnauzer'?

[@katerina3312]

*reads the title* YAAAAAAAASSS

[@ocupersgmail]

exactly

[@pipmimi]

I don't know if this is just me but this video won't play on anything... just this video

[@thestopmobrogaming]

The grossary gang things remind me of the trash pack

[@simonlaverty2162]

Do a room tour

[@StrongmanDevil]

did anyone hear him say big clitery eyes

[@krispypoopinsprinklez8983]

GREART VIDEO!!!

[@Fa6ade]

Did anyone else read it as Marvel SOD?

[@c28baby]

Geordi La Forge?

[@JomasterTheSecond]

I've got a couple of those Transformers and they're actually pretty good. Just not the T Rex one, that one's a little bit shit.

[@adriantoader4341]

Ermmm...excuse me, is this Ashens?

[@braydenh190]

Play MineCraft please.. Make it like that other block thing you did previously that I forgot about

[@Taolan8472]

More blind bags!